It's equivalent exchange via vampire law, the vampires are very strict in code and conduct. You can't just expect a vampire to eat you without getting something out of it after all, that'd be very disrespectful. You're putting that vampire in real danger by letting them consensually eat you, as it's currently ILLEGAL to do so without a formal form of contract issued by state law and a vampire blood ritual. Also most vampires aren't gonna jump your bones the minute they get a whiff of your blood, that's a harmful stereotype perpetuated by the anti-vampire crowd, most vampires are just trying to go about their business and drinking blood/plasma bag donations handed out by local charity organizations.
"without getting something in exchange" MOTHERFUCKER THEY'RE GETTING A MEAL. THAT'S WHY VAMPIRES BITE PEOPLE. THEY WANT TO EAT PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY SUBSIST OFF HUMAN FLESH YOU DON'T WALK INTO A SUBWAY GET YOUR SANDWICH AND THEN ASK IT TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING HANDJOB.
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As a believer in Cassidy being the PQ Princess, I fucking adore the idea of Evan/CC being Balloon Boy in Balloon World.
Flashlight duo AND golden duo 4ever and ever<3 Evan and his two besties that protect him from his brothers(and dads) bullshit<33 (and are also friends with big scary animatronic bears but it's like- scary dog privilege yknow)
Golden Duo coming back one last time to defeat Glitchtrap and free its victims, only to get roped into a weird little family unit with said victims
The dynamic between Nessa, Cassidy, Evan, and Gregory would be soso silly though,,
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Hate being triggered. Anyone who disagrees with you becomes a Threat™, even the people you love. It's even harder when your threat response is "kill or die trying".
"Don't see an avalanche in a snowflake" okay but I still want to murder the snowflake in the face!!
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ppl who treat me like im too crazy to reason with:
-go fuck yourself
-stop listening to the opinions of ppl who barely know who I even am
-or in the opinions of ppl who have a vested interest in trying to make me out to be the craziest most unreasonable person (my abuser)
-im just a lil bit eccentric
-yeah i can be kinda paranoid sometimes but that doesnt make me dumb and incapable of understanding shit??
-stop dehumanizing me
-why do you like being abliest so much?
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Thank you @thealterscrolls for tagging me to list my Top 10 favourite characters from different fandoms! (My first tag game...*wipes tear* I’ve done it. I’ve got a good grade in mutual.) So in no particular order, here they are:
Steven Grant (MCU)
Hunter (The Owl House)
Jon Sims (The Magnus Archives)
The Eleventh Doctor (Doctor Who)
Ella Lopez (Lucifer)
Peridot (Steven Universe)
Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time)
Percy de Rolo (The Legend of Vox Machina)
Castiel (Supernatural)
Logan (Sanders Sides)
I’ll tag @theophagism, @screechthemighty, @fdelopera, @kennydied911, @usaigi, and @ayratheaverage to join in (only if you want to). If anyone else who follows me wants to join in; just say I sent you. ;)
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Absolutely furious that upping my protein has made it so I feel more sated and happy throughout the day. AND walking clears my head! I can't believe people are right when they suggest life modifications. I want to be a little wet beast in a computer chair and I'm walking a mile every day to build up my tolerance and drinking protein shakes. Who am I? What did last year's catastrophe turn me into
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