#San Simon

[wgm-beautiful-world]

Blue Roman Pool at William Randolph Hearst's Castle in San Simeon, California, UNITED STATES

[rdps01]

close enough

[puyodot]

Cringetober Day 8: Tumblr Sexyman

this website has weird taste in men

once again finally figured out my idea for this one way later than i should've, so its not as polished as i would've liked

[autotrails]

American Auto Trail-Old Highway 666 (Safford to Interstate 10 AZ)

American Auto Trail-Old Highway 666 (Safford to Interstate 10 AZ) https://youtu.be/-MC5NIaDnik This American auto trail explores the route of the former U.S. Highway 666, from Safford to Interstate 10.

[nebulacollected]

Me: I am normal about this character. This character doesn't affect me in ways that it shouldn't to degrees that it shouldn't. When I see this character, I act so normal, people don't suspect anything of me because I'm so normal for this character. Yep, I am 100% normal about this character-

Someone: Hey, this character-

Me:

[bluartist]

[madyxuwu]

steven after not surviving

[human-derogatory-furry-beloved]

Behold, the four sexymen of selfcest

[boatsailing]

What kind of man is this and does this have something to do with mental illness???

Answer truthfully.

[queer-book-character-tournament]

Character, book, and author names under the cut

Hua Cheng- Heaven Official's Blessing / Tian Guan Ci Fu by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu 

Cal Stephanides- Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides

Simon Torquill- October Daye Series by Seanan McGuire

Alex Fierro-Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series by Rick Riordan

[simonsoys]

Out of curiosity, how do you think sans would react if frisk flirted with them? Or someone he isn’t really interested in vs someone he IS interested in?

(I’ve honestly started wondering about this when I realised you legit could flirt with half of the undertale mains Expect for sans! Like undyne with the spear at her house, or Alphys’s reaction when she mistakenly thinks the human is hitting on her (the letter) or papyrus on that date, or toriel with the phone)

I feel like no matter what the player says to Sans, he plays it cool like he expected you to say it and you're super predictable. He's unflappable. The man cannot be flapped.

Regardless of the angle of the flirt, the result would be a disappointing non-reaction and a verbal Uno reverse card. If you already went on a date with Papyrus he'd probably roast you about needing a rebound.

You also get most characters' phone numbers/contact info except his in one way or another, so maybe if you asked him for his digits, he'd play it up like you're trying to be flirty, then give you a bogus number that dials the Super Weenie Hut membership application desk.

Alternatively, dialing the number only reaches his "answering machine", that seems to be a machine except on specifically the 19th time you call, it remarks on you being kind of desperate. On the 20th and following calls it goes back to being the regular message. (Can you program a machine to do that? Is he actually just answering the phone each time to say the same thing and prank you?)

He would have 0 reaction to you flirting with other people, even if internally, he'd think you're weird and hilarious.

That's the thing with Sans: externally he's got a dry and controlled wit, regardless if on the inside he's angry with you, curious about you, or thinks you're peak comedy.

[peppermintslol]

Do you think they explore echothers bodies

[somdxr]

hiiii tumblrrr

[formulaireone]

some nice lil historical figure side profiles for y’a :D

[viceguns]

new banger drawing everyone

had my delusions fed, decided to draw them again