#Shadowpeach x Reader

[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

Brain Dump

Wukong: My love please it's not so bad here, we can get you anything you want!

Macaque: Just tell us and we'll get it to you.

Reader: *Pissed off* I want a vanilla cold brew with chocolate and caramel drizzle!

Wukong and Macaque: What?

Reader: A vanilla cold brew with chocolate and caramel drizzle. Nothing else! *storms off*

Wukong: the fuck is that?

Macaque:... I have no fucking clue.

[thesexydancingcrepe]

I wanna see more of your macaque design!!! Him interacting with your sonaaaa and fankidsss

Sorry no pressure I just love your art and this poly ship au

Thank you so much 😊 I've been busy lately, so I haven't been able to properly draw Liu'er Macaque, but I really want to. So here's a little something to tie us both over for now 🙃✨️

Inspired by ittw@skittlescripts

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#43 Hey~

Macaque: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Peng: What’s up your ass this morning!

Y/n & Wukong*walks in purple robes with messy hair*...Hey~

Peng: Hmm… never mind~

Macaque: W-WAIT NO!

[kiwisandpearls]

how to kidnap a little bunny

Yandere! Wukong x Platonic! Gn! Young! Reader x Yandere! Macaque

summary: two weird talking monkeys kidnap forcefully adopt you.

warnings: reader uses they/them pronouns, descriptions of blood and gore, descriptions of the death and bodies of reader’s parents, kidnapping, gaslighting if you squint, reader is just not having fun yandere/obsessive behavior, OOC wukong and macaque

You slowly stirred from your dreamless sleep before sitting up and rubbing your eyes. You had hoped that it was at least early sometime in the morning, but then groaned when you saw the moon still high up in the sky outside of your window.

It was still night. And you weren't tired one bit. Great.

You let out a long-winded sigh before plopping back down into your bed and staring blankly up at the ceiling. You battled with yourself about sneaking downstairs and getting a small midnight snack, but you also didn't want to wake up your parents. You’d never hear the end of it from them if they caught you.

After a few more minutes of staring up at your bland ceiling, you let out a huff slowly and quietly got out of your bed. With a bunny plushie in hand, you slowly cracked your door open, looking up and down the desolate, cold, dark hallway before opening it fully; the door — fortunately — didn’t creak.

You slinked through the hallway before carefully tiptoeing down the stairs, your bunny plushie secured in your right arm as you held the railing with your left hand. As you tiptoed down the stairs a metallic smell faintly tickled your nose, which caused you to stop in confusion. Were your parents up? No…they don’t usually get up this early unless they need something too.

.

.

.

Was it an intruder?

The thought made your heart rate increase and you clutched your plushie tighter to your chest. No. There’s no way an intruder got in. Your parents locked all the doors and windows in the house, and you would’ve heard any windows being broken! You took a deep breath. Yeah. There was no intruder. Your parents must just be awake doing something. Probably just cooking something. Taking another deep breath, you hesitantly continued down the stairs, the metallic stench getting stronger and stronger with each step you took.

By the time you were done walking down the stairs the metallic smell was almost distractingly strong, and your nerves were going into overdrive. You hesitantly creeped your way into the kitchen, begging, praying that that putrid metallic smell was just some bad meat or food your parents were throwing out.

“…Mom…? Dad—?” Your voice fell on your tongue and your bunny plushie almost abandoned on the floor at what you saw when you turned the light on. In front of you laid the still, unmoving bodies of both your mother and father. Whatever features would be on your mother’s face were indistinguishable, all now simply just a nauseating mix of blood and flesh. Your father faced a similar fate, however claw marks were printed onto his neck, which were absent from your mother’s.

Your stomach dropped to your feet as the horrifying realization struck you that that metallic scent was not from any sort of expired meat or food, but from the blood of your now, mangled, dead, parents.

In your shock, you completely missed the two creatures  standing in the room over your parents’ bodies. One was a black-haired macaque monkey with golden eyes, while the other was an orange-haired monkey also with golden eyes. The two continued to stare down your parents’ bodies until you let out a tiny squeak of pure horror, causing the two monkeys’ heads to snap in your direction. The orange-haired monkey’s face morphed from a blank one to one of pure adoration as he took in your features.

“Hi, kiddo!” The monkey warmly said before barreling into you and scooping you into his arms, nuzzling his cheek against yours. You let out a whimper and tried to feebly push him off you as your breathing started to shorten.

“Wha— who are you?” You hoarsely asked.

The monkey pouted at you not knowing who he was, ignoring you trying to push him away.

“Aww…do you not remember us, honey…?” The monkey cooed before smiling softly, “no matter! We have a lot to catch up on anyways! My name’s Wukong, and he’s Macaque,” Wukong said, nodding his head to the other monkey, who was just blankly staring at you. 

“Why…why would you do this to them…?” You feebly asked, looking back down at the sight of your parents. Wukong’s gaze darkened and Macaque stood in front of your parents’ bodies to block them from you.

“We had to do it, kiddo.” This time it was Macaque’s turn to talk, “they obviously weren’t taking care of you,” he said before approaching you and placing a blood soaked hand on his cheek, which only caused you to flinch and let out another small whimper. This only caused Wukong to coo harder.

“Oh, poor baby,” Wukong murmured before planting a kiss on your cheek, “don’t worry, your real parents are here with you now.”

“And we’re taking you home,” Macaque finished off. While his face remained neutral you could see a tint of affection in his golden eyes.

This all would’ve been sweet if your parents’ dead bodies weren’t quite literally right there in front of them.

“No…no, you— you’re not my parents…” you murmured, trying your hardest to riggle yourself out of Macaque’s ironclad grip. 

“Please…I just…I want my mom and dad back…” You pathetically sniffled, tears flooding your eyes, blurring your vision. Wukong sighed before softly kissing your forehead, and Macaque started to rhythmically run his paw through your hair, unintentionally soaking it with your parents’ blood.

That was alright, though. Once you were back home, back to your actual home, you’d get a long warm bath.

“It’s ok, bud. Just go to sleep. We’re taking you home now,” Macaque whispered, his smooth voice — to your horror — relaxing your tense nerves. You wanted to scream and shout, jump out of Wukong’s grasp, do anything, but as if against your will, your eyes started to close and your breathing slowed to a normal speed. 

“Don’t worry…you’ll finally be back at home when you wake up,” Wukong lovingly reassured you. That was the last thing you heard before you let sleep take you.

The last thing you could do was clutch tightly onto your bunny plushie. The bunny plushie your parents gifted you. Your prized possession. And the only remnant you’d had left of your old life.

I really hope that when I copy pasted this from my doc it didn’t severely butcher the formatting lol.

I know that after Journey to the west lmk! Wukong would probably definitely not want to kill innocent mortals but honestly I’m not too beat up over it? A big factor of yandere fics is that it’s basically a fic where you can have characters act in ways they absolutely canonically wouldn’t on account of being a yandere. Sure it’s always to see how characters would still canonically act if they were a yandere but I always think it’s just more fun to go “fuck it” and go crazy with this stuff so (not sure if im explaining it this best)

originally the name of this fic was going to be “kidnapping forced adoption” but with the whole bunny motif I was going for with the reader having a bunny plushie and that being the only thing they were able to keep before being taken by macaque and wukong, I thought this was more of a fitting title but idk, maybe im wrong

I would like to expand on how macaque and wukong got infatuated with reader and why they decided to kill reader’s parents, but only really if people seem interested in the idea, otherwise I think those ideas might just be things to toss and turn in my head

anyways I hope you liked this lol, I do plan on making my next fic at least a bit fluffy, so it probably wont be another platonic yandere one, but im not against it so, just be on the lookout!

[ashley-3]

They refuse to leave me alone

[crypticjackal13]

could I request for wukong and macaque (seperate or poly is fine!) x reader who is super physically affectionate? like they rlly enjoy cuddling or just random touches, and can get quite protective if the person they care about is ever in danger? ty!! and no worries if you don’t want to either haha

I'm feeling zesty so you can have both

Shadowpeach, SWK, and Macaque x GN!Affectionate!Reader Romantic Headcanons!

Shadowpeach - you have the combined force of two celestial monkeys to keep you company, so rest assured you’ll never be without at least a tail to hold. Most of the time what will happen is you’ll start out just doing your own things, then Wukong will stop by for a random hug or smooch but then he gets comfy with you(even if he’s in the way…he’s like a cat). Eventually Mac will come along and join in, and by then no one’s going anywhere for at least an hour. They love seeing you get all protective over them, even though they can definitely handle themselves just fine. Their favorite thing, though, is just laying down with you and chattering while grooming each other and you. It’s almost serene—these two terrifying beings are suddenly calm and purring as they aren’t causing chaos for once. 10/10

SWK - he’s very, very touch-starved so I think he’d vibe very well with you! He tends to pop up out of nowhere and kiss you for a little bit, before zooming off again— unless you stop him and insist that he stays. His absolute favorite thing is coming home after a long day of training with MK, getting into some comfy clothes, and then falling asleep cuddled up with you. He lets you do your thing being protective of him; all the while knowing that if something were to happen he would gladly take care of it. 10/10

Macaque - he is also super touch-starved but it will still take him some getting used to when it comes to receiving physical affection. But soon enough he finds himself looking forward to when you come around, because that’s when his face will be kissed ever so sweetly and his hands won’t be as cold as they usually are with you holding them. He’s extremely gentle with you when he gives affection simply out of habit. He also has a habit of retrieving you through a shadow portal, taking you back home, and wrapping you up in blankets with him so he isn’t lonely. It’s honestly cute, if it weren’t an inconvenience sometimes. Also, he is just as if not more protective over you than you are over him--see below comic 10/10

(credit to the original artist)

[docwritesshit]

HELLO so this is the person that asked for a shadowpeach x mischivious reader! And just I gotta say it was AMIZINGG!! like it was so PERFECT!! Anyways I hope u don't mind if I'd ask: whould the boys get a revange? Like would Macaque scare the reader some how off (ifcourse not by their phobia but maybe with idk a jump-scare?? (Dunno)) or that Wukong suddenly tickles the reader, like basically the fact these 2 decide to avenge themselves from the readers mischivious pranks! If you don't want to do that that's alright! Im already REALLLY great full for the first one. Your hc's are amizing!! If you don't decide to do this that's alright! Have a great day/night!

Oh I touched on this with my clones request for the two of them!

Less informal format cause I only have a few ideas for this!

Macaque would definitely do the jump scares, relying on his shadows for this and he just poofs away before you can do anything about it.

Wukong would definitely use tickle attacks for revenge. Both team up at one point to jump scare you and then tickle you.

However they have learned a lesson about scaring you when you are in a more affectionate mood. Because you are petty and no cuddles will be given until they wear you down with puppy eyes lol

[fanged-fanfics]

Shadowpeach X monkey!reader headcanons? but reader and wukong are platonic soulmates !! 2 bestfriends and their grumpy monkey, yaknow? :3

☆ Two Halves Of A Shadow Monkey's Heart — Shadowpeach x Monkey!Reader HCs ☆

Genres: Poly, Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

──────.𖥔 ݁ ˖˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ──────

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Macaque is the one notoriously known as a schemer, but Wukong isn't above planning a few pranks with you when an idea strikes. Especially if it means your favorite theater master will take time out of his precious plans to focus on you two (yes he's making a fuss the whole time, but you always make sure to make it up to him anyhow)

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Macaque usually unwinds with you two by gently combing through your furs, fussing about cleanliness while making sure you and Wukong are clean as can be, then he allows you to return the favor

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Wukong takes you out on your own little trips all the time, usually to plan stuff for Macaque later. Little dates, fun places to hit up on outings, things like that. You then report your findings back to Macaque once back home, and he helps pick which places are best

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Macaque keeps notes of all anniversaries, he wants to make sure there's no shot of losing the most important people in his life. Every date, major event, and milestone has its own place on every calendar

ᯓᡣ𐭩 You usually have to shop for the two seeing as they don't really wear much other than warrior uniforms and ancient armor, and if Wukong's big hoodie is any indication, they don't really have a firm grip on modern fashion

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Wukong is the best at setting up at-home dates, he's lived thousands of years retired in comfort and uses that to make sure his sunbeams are as comfortable as possible

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Macaque makes his own entertainment for dates when he feels up to it, most often through a dramatic puppet show, though occasionally with some poetry or simple crafts depending on the day

ᯓᡣ𐭩 If you and Wukong team up you can both convince Macaque to unwind pretty easily, he's weak to your combined gently coaxing and reassuring gestures, but he'll make sure to make it known he isn't happy about it while dragging you both to relax with him and intertwining his tail with yours

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Macaque is the type to scold you for doing something stupid while patching you up and making sure you're okay before really laying it on how dumb it was. Wukong helps back you up while being in the same situation

ᯓᡣ𐭩 You're basically never without a companion with these two. Wukong likes to follow you around and pal about, and Macaque leans on you often when you're relaxing. Unless you ask for space, they'll basically trail behind you all day

[writeyouin]

LMK shadowpeach x foreign fem reader? Its readers first Christmas in China and wants to spend it with the monkeys! Got them a Christmas gift too that’s fitting for the three of them. For some cute fluff, she made some delicious treats from her home country (I probably would make them fry bread or fruit related sweets of the sort)

Sun Wukong X Macaque X Reader (Poly-Shadowpeach) – Chinese Christmas

A/N – So this went a myriad of ways in my head and I kept changing it, and now it’s super different to what I first thought was going to happen. Anyway, here’s the end result, and I got to do some cool research on Christmas in China which was really interesting.

Warnings – None.

Rating – T

“Would you please calm down?” Macaque growled at Sun Wukong, annoyed since his partner was being more irksome than usual.

Granted, the pair had recently made up after all their years of fighting, but sometimes… Well, the Monkey King had a lot more energy than Macaque, and he wasted it in frivolous ways, always bouncing around and rarely bothering to stay still unless he was choosing to be inconvenient and lazy, in which case it was impossible to make him get up and do whatever was required of him.

Sun Wukong was equally displeased with Macaque, who didn’t seem to be taking his plight seriously.

“Calm down?” He wailed, his search continually frantic as he flew from mountain top to mountain top. “Who can calm down at a TIME LIKE THIS?! (Y/N)’s missing!”

Macaque rubbed his temples, feeling a headache begin to form. “They’re not missing, they’re probably just at their house or-”

“ON CHRISTMAS?” Sun jumped in front of Macaque, grabbing him by the shoulders and wrapping his tail tightly around the darker simian, “Not a chance! I planned everything for today. We were going to go ice skating, get some wrapped apples, sing karaoke, drink hot chocolate, go to that new noodle bar- There’s just no way (Y/N) would miss all that.”

“… Fine. If you must continue this inane search, could you use your gold vision and get it over with already?”

Sun raised a mischievous eyebrow and smirked, “And miss out on the fun of the search?”

Macaque sighed irritably, “You’re seriously having fun with this?”

“Well yeah. What’d be the point if I found (Y/N) immediately? It needs to be dramatic.”

With that, the Monkey King got back to his search, whilst Macaque stepped away to take a breather, and possibly to brood if the mood struck him; relationships were exhausting. As soon as he left Wukong, his sharp hearing picked up your voice at the bottom of the mountain.

“Shoot-” You said upon clearly dropping something.

Macaque smiled as a more forceful expletive followed, and listened more intently. Evidently, you were carrying something and your bag had split. He chuckled and took pity on you, waiting till you had recovered your items before casting out a shadow portal that brought you directly in front of him.

Having been ready to take a step that was no longer in front of you, you stumbled into Macaque’s open arms.

“You always trip,” He commented drily, “You think you’d be used to that by now.”

You smiled up at Macaque, pecking his cheek before replying, “I don’t think I’ll ever be used to that. You always do it when I least expect it.”

“Then you’ve got to learn to expect the unexpected.”

“If I did that, there would never be an unexpected event and my life would become oh so dull.”

Macaque began a witty retort, but he was drowned out by Wukong who hurried over to meet you, crushing you in a hug, clingy as ever. Whenever you were around, there was hardly a moment wherein he wasn’t holding onto you in some manner.

“Peaches!” He exclaimed joyfully, using your affectionately awarded nickname, “I knew you wouldn’t abandon us on Christmas. Where were you? You’ve already wasted half the day.”

“It’s only ten,” You protested.

“Yeah, well I would’ve been there for you at six if we were meeting at your place.”

That was a lie. If it was up to Sun Wukong to come to you, you knew that Macaque would have to drag him out of bed and that it would take him hours to wake from his sleepy state.

“If I say I brought presents, will that make it up to you?” You held up your bag; Macaque smiled when he saw the knot you had tied in the bottom to patch the split.

Sun immediately pushed you away to snatch up the bag, though his tail remained wrapped around your wrist.

“Share,” You reminded him, bringing Macaque back into the loop.

“Can we open these now?” Sun asked, already tearing at the gold paper which marked the presents meant for him.

“Apparently so.”

Macaque was much gentler with his sliver foiled presents. You hadn’t bothered to write any cards or tags. You couldn’t read or write Chinese, and your simian companions were equally unskilled in your native language. Instead, it was easier to treat them like the sun and the moon and wrap their gifts accordingly.

There were some generic little presents at the top of the bag, but soon your loves got to the gifts you had spent months lovingly crafting. Shawls, knitwear, and repaired clothing that both of them had mourned when damaged in battle made the bulk of the gifts. In a second smaller bag were the presents you had made fresh the night before. They were treats you missed from home, sweet breads, pastries, sugared fruits, and brandy snaps.

“Oh yeah,” Sun Wukong bragged, taking the first bite of a cream-filled sugar cone, “We’re going to have a feast tonight.”

“If we make it to tonight alive with all you have planned,” Macaque stated drily, though he spared an affectionate pat to Wukong’s head.

“All you have planned?” You asked, uncertain as to what anyone could do on Christmas Day when everywhere was closed. Alas, you were thinking of home, which differed greatly from China in many ways, Christmas traditions being one of them.

“Well, duh.” Sun Wukong placed a hand proudly on his chest and stood in a heroic position atop a newly summoned cloud. “Do you really think that I, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King and Great Sage Equal to Heaven would have anything less than a perfect day planned for my two true loves?”

“Funny,” Macaque chuckled, tying his new shawl around his neck, “I thought your two true loves were sleeping and making Wukong Dating sims.”

“Oh yeah? And what about you? You only love puppets and being all dramatic and emo.”

“And I love it when my boys don’t argue,” You said, stepping between them before their little spat turned into a contest which would inevitably lead to a fight. Granted, the three of you were a throuple now, but Sun Wukong and Macaque still had a lot of bad blood and unresolved history; some days were more difficult than others when they were learning how to choose love and forgiveness over anger and spite.

“So, what’s on the agenda for today?”

Wukong grinned and held you to his side, throwing his free arm up as if physically showing you the day’s schedule while he listed everything off.

Macaque approached you and took your hand gently in his, “Is that all okay? It’s probably a lot different to where you come from.”

You smiled bittersweetly, thinking about all the traditions you would miss out on and how Christmas was more family-oriented where you were from.

“It’s- It’s different to what I’m used to, but… I don’t think that’s a bad thing. I’m just happy to be with you two.”

At that, Sun Wukong softened. He stood in front of you, his tail curling around your waist, “Hey, we don’t have to do this if it’s too much. We can try your traditions if you want.”

“Next year,” You promised. “I want to see how you do things.”

Sun Wukong smiled at both you and Macaque. He couldn’t believe how lucky he was. He had spent far too long alone, and now he had two people he could spend the holidays with, and even more friends who you were all going to meet; he wouldn’t have it any other way.

[virtualexpertanchor]

A excerpt of a little story I have of my oc Gabrielle "Belle" Danielle/the Sapphire Rose/Mystic/the Sapphire Witch/the Omniversal Traveler encountering the Six Eared Macaque if he was in the events of Black Myth Wukong:

"Drop the disguise and act, I know it's you, Mihou, the jig is up, what did you do to my son?" *Belle says to him threateningly and dangerously to the Destined One disguised Macaque pointing their enchanted light and dark energy magic and power infused jian at his face, the silence fills the area as the two stare into each other's eyes for a long period of time until...giggles comes out of the mystic nigh omniscient six eared shadow simian as the shadows briefly covers him and when they go away, he was back to his actual appearance, six colorful ears and the scar and damaged right eye he got from Wukong all those years ago in the journey when he killed him very much there*

"Oh, you always know it's me, sweet plum~..." *Macaque purrs to the detective/investigator and slayer and the interdimensional traveler in glee as his tail sways back and forth as he put a claw tipped finger to the blade unfazed by Belle's sword* "as for where he is..." *He leans his face a little closer to their masked one, his expression devious* "don't you mean our son, my darling rose~? Our and our dear Wukong's little Qishu~?"

Disclaimer: the name for the Destined One Qishu comes from my friend @luciusdaskel also known as Deja from Discord as a sort of nickname for him, it means destiny/fate in Chinese, my idea for this is after Wukong's death, Belle would take care of Flower Fruit Mountain and the rest of the monkeys as it's Monkey Royal and would have depression from losing Wukong and joined with the Destined One - their adoptive son, to collect and find the relics to bring him back to the living

[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

Idea Dump - Peach

Wukong: *Holding out a peach.*

Reader: *Suspicious* No thank you.

Wukong: You need to eat my love. *Dragging out an innocent act by smiling nicely.*

Reader: Yeah... nope, I'm good. *Spins around to walk away*

Macaque: What's going on?

Wukong: She won't accept my peach 🥺

Reader: Not falling for it!

Macaque:... would you like this peach instead?

Reader: … No.

Macaque: Awe come on my love! You need to eat something!

Reader:...

Runt: *Scampers up holding a small peach around half the size of the warlords with a slight bruise on it.*

Reader: Aren't you just the cutest. Thank you *Proceeds to eat peach without complaint*

Wukong and Macaque: Oh come on!

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Presents! ❤️✨️

(Blood warning ⚠️ sort of ?)

Based on a time, my older brother tried to scare me with a bag of fake blood & little me was like

Crepe: *covered in fake blood* 😐 ...I'm not helping you clean any of this.

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Liu'er "found" some tasty "dumplings" & wants to share some of them with his new friend 😊✨️❤️🩸

So basically, their friendship is:

Crepe doesn't like getting too dirty, but sharing food is her love language, so she appreciates her new carebear buddy so much more now. 💖

Wukong: ..... 😠

[the-6-eared-shadow-girl]

Have a link to an AI character I created on PolyBuzz! If you ever want to talk to an AI where you’re meant to be the daughter of Sun Wukong and the Six eared Macaque then here’s your chance! I hope you like it!

[emelinstriker]

Happy Anniversary ESAU :3 *dances*

I'm a bit late to respond cuz I wanted to respond with art of my own whoops-

But we can deffo confirm that these two lovable idiots are unhinged besties fr fr

Just two bros chilling in a drawing, not a single damn foot apart because they're absolutely gay, just not for each other LMAO-

[aratinganana]

love triangle with anon because no one asked for it.

[lotusarchon]

nezha is a child in the show isn't he? why are you shipping yourself with a minor and writing romance with him?that's so creepy,,,, how are you talking about dynamicsimp when you're doing worst 🤮

Found this cute Nezha fanart anyways

I knew I had to deal with one of y'all eventually but I didn't think it'd be this soon. Damn, at least let me hit 100 followers first 😞

Anyways uh. Nezha's first introduction in season 3 came out in like, what, 2022? I'm assuming it is, because I started LMK in March of 2023, before s4 was released and already found the show up till s3 by then. S5 just released this year, of which we've seen a weird increase of Nezha screentime of which I'm not complaining.

Point blank. The Nezha age controversies are getting old and boring. New fans and old fans need to chill out with those issue about the age business.

1) It's confirmed the Lego Monkie Kid version of the deity known as Nezha is an adult.

2) This is a god of an Eastern religion who is still very much worshipped to our modern day. If you did your research, you should be able to take note that Nezha isn't only seen as a child god, but even portrayed as someone older. I'm not a Daoist nor Chinese, so I advise you check this blog ( @/ruibaozha ) for more information on the subject matter.

3) As is the case with modern media and adaptations, different shows will portray religious figures according to what works for their plot. In the movie Nezha 2019 (forgot the title whoops), Nezha is portrayed as a child, as we are seeing a comedic but angsty interpretation of his origins. In the Legend Of Hei, we see him portrayed as a child, assuming for comedic purposes and to bond with the MC Hei.

3.2) If LMK wanted to portray Nezha as a child like his appearances in Journey To The West, and the Fengshen Yanyi (?), you must understand then his design and personality would've been portrayed more childish or at the very least a mixture of mature and childish. We can see this by comparing LMK Nezha and TLOH Nezha = both are stern but where one acts, looks and often shows childish traits, the other acts like an exhausted 25 year old who needs therapy. LMK HAS made children in the past, as we've seen with the Lady Bone Demon's Host and in season 1 a few kids here and there as background characters. If the show wanted Nezha to be a child, I'm certain they would've given him a similar model.

4) If in the instance that, let's say, the god known as Nezha was a child, and LMK Nezha is an adult, you SHOULD separate fiction from religion. Do keep in mind that Sun Wukong is still very much worshipped, however, I have seen fans, in and outside of LMK, who have written heavy NSFW and simped for him. A god is not the same as a fictional character, because by that logic we shouldn't be simping much less writing NSFW of Wukong either, given his story in JTTW where he becomes a Buddha.

5) I do not like proshipping much like any sane person. I also HATE aging up minors in fiction just for something like self shipping or to write nsfw. I have been in fandoms before this one: Jujutsu Kaisen, Tokyo Revengers, and My Hero Academia specifically, and it makes me uncomfortable seeing porn written of actual minors with excuse of them being aged up. I'm not so hypocritical I'd dare to want to do the same, not when I'm uncomfortable with anyone else doing it. If LMK Nezha was a minor, and there were sources to even prove as well within the series he's a child, then obviously, I would NOT be shipping myself with him, much less write romantic/nsfw content with him. I'm an adult, and I don't feel comfortable with minors in general, so why would I want to write romantic content about a FICTIONAL minor??

If you can find any source that proves me wrong, I'd like for you to do so. But until then, you, and everyone else who still wants to entertain Nezha's age; please stop.

I get it. Some of you like to headcanon him as a child so as such, seeing content with him as romantic or nsfw is uncomfortable. I understand, I do; I headcanon Mei as an aroace lesbian so sometimes it's uncomfortable finding any kind of content with her being paired with others. I do understand where you're coming from with your discomfort.

But I feel like, considering season 5 and hopefully if there's a season 6, the whole thing is just dust now. S3 must've been released in 2022, so it's been nearly two years since Nezha's appearance in the show. People headcanon he's a child, and people prefer to like the confirmation he's an adult. We get it, that's what fandoms are, different views etc.

But calling people proshippers or creepy or pedophiles for not adhering to YOUR headcanons is not only fucking stupid, it's just hilarious and way too old, AND just...boring. Especially considering I feel uncomfortable around minors and hate proshipping with a passion. There's genuinely nothing wrong with liking a headcanon, but if someone likes something that isn't problematic and doesn't adhere to your preference, I think you need to breathe a bit.

I was saving this off for last however, you hit the nail on the coffin with this. There is a literal document talking about the disgusting actions of DynamicSimp. If you still choose to like them that's fine, but forgive me for pointing out how hypocritical it is for you to bring up the person who purposely shared porn with minors to someone who avoids minors like they're the rat plague of the Middle Ages. 🤔

"you talk about DynamicSimp but you're doing worst"

Do you mean writing porn for a character who is confirmed to be an adult? Do you mean ensuring that my 18+ blog isn't found by minors and if it is I'll block them? Do you mean supporting someone who's harassed others about Nezha's age?? Do you mean being an absolute creep around children?? Do you mean breaking the boundaries where people have clearly expressed discomfort? Do you mean romanticizing abuse amongst other things for an au clearly being consumed by minors with no regards or wellbeings?

I wonder who's the worst. Me, the adult who only recently turned 18 and has limited his interaction with minors outside of family members, or the however old they are person who has a literal document and their victims speaking up about their actions, and who to my current knowledge has not spoken up about this and is still posting and carrying on without a care in the world?

Well zoinks Scoob, guess we're not making outta this one alive 😟

Edit: .....*disappointed sighs* I think some people really oughta chill out in my comments. Anon, I blame this on you 😭 why did you bring this here holy fucking shit dawg.

Alright. Alright uh.

Okay, so while I do appreciate being told the reasons as to WHY Nezha was "aged up", because a writer wanted to justify shipping Wukong and Nezha...I feel like the entire, "ah, but this says, and that says here-" about Nezha's age is just ridiculous at this point.

Yes, I understand, this is justifiably weird.

However.

Has anyone else refuted Nezha's age?? And I mean the canon show writers? Has anyone working on Lego Monkie Kid made a statement saying: "This person is disgusting, LMK Nezha is a child." Because, respectfully, unless canon sources provide information on it, I'm not going off based on the fandom opinions.

I'm not happy I have to edit this post to add this, much less try to explain anything, but, oh well.

1) "Ali, you're just trying to justify yourself and keep writing for a child." Listen. I've been groomed and dealt with fucking weirdos my entire life. Trust me when I say whenever I hear about proshipping it SICKENS me to the core. I HATE proshipping. I don't care what the excuse is, proshipping is disgusting.

I'm not mentioning the interesting fellows in my comments because it's pointless and honestly to make drama over this is stupid. But I was given some context to understand where they're coming from, and I do in fact appreciate it. Justifiably I don't blame them for their annoyance/disgust towards the writer Sarah (?).

What I will say though; typically in a situation like this, I'm certain someone in the team would've made a statement about this to explain that the writer is wrong. I'd assume at least one writer, someone OFFICIALLY on the team would've denied this proclamation of Nezha being an adult. I have not seen ANYTHING that says the show denies Nezha being an adult.

2) My friend, who was also in the comments (hi), is a native Chinese and a Buddhist for six years. I also have another friend who I'm not mentioning but ALSO is Chinese and WORSHIPS Nezha. They have more knowledge than someone like me does have on this matter, and I find it really odd how people immediately cite wiki and website sources to say, "Nezha is an eternal child!", and, "No where else says Nezha is an adult."

As I've said. If there are sources including the staff from Lego Monkie Kid that claims Nezha is a child, then I am more than willing to delete any content I've made with him. Full honesty, I have no intention of keeping any content with canon, confirmed minors on my blog.

But not only have I found anything that says the official story writers deny Nezha's an adult, but my friends, who are again, both Daoist and native Chinese, are aware that he ISN'T an eternal child.

If you are Daoist and/or worship Nezha, then by all means you can tell me that what I'm doing is wrong and correct me about Nezha's age. I'm willing to listen. If you also find information where the writers claim Saraha is wrong for her statement, provide it. I'm a person that likes reasoning, and I'm willing to see reason.

3) "Ali, you're not gonna see reason you're just trying to defend yourself again-"

Okay, backstory time: last year when I joined LMK, when I myself was a minor, I thought it was okay to write nsfw content for the character who was Lady Bone Demon's Host. My friends at the time did not tell me what I was doing was bad, so of course I kept it up, until someone pointed out that Bai He (fan name) is actually a minor in the show and was also confirmed by the show's producers. I felt so disgusted about it I deleted all my posts made on my old AO3 about her (which is faeriicrafts and still up surprisingly) and offered a sincere apology to the fandom about writing nsfw content for her. I changed and learned, and now I feel grossly uncomfortable seeing anyone writing nsfw for her despite the canon confirmations.

Justifiably, if more information about Nezha is released within Lego Monkie Kid, of which it's confirmed he's a child, I am more than eager to delete everything I've written about him, and even apologize again for writing nsfw with a minor.

To be honest, I just feel uncomfortable with the comments who are denying actual Daoists for the sake of; "I've done my research, no other sources has said Nezha is an adult, you're lying about worshipping him!!"

It's uncomfortable and really off-putting how you can tell someone that about their religion. Yes, this is for you specifically, that one commenter who jumped in and on my friend. Even if she has long since stopped worshipping Nezha, she very much did once. And I've gone to actual Daoists to ask more information about Nezha and the religion in general, who has in fact confirmed Nezha isn't just a child. I get that this is the internet, people can lie about anything. But it's still uncomfortable, solely because had anyone else claimed they're Daoist or ex Daoist and agreed with your opinion, you wouldn't have said that.

I'll reopen my comments within a few minutes, but don't be a disrespectful cunt. And can you maybe not deny someone about their religion? Even if you don't believe them, that's genuinely not an excuse. Because I know damn well, had she agreed with your statement, you wouldn't have pulled that.

Gods. I can't say I'm not surprised, but I'm just impressed about the lengths people will go for something.

Anyways, I've said my piece. If official show writers (because my Daoist friends have already told me what I needed to know) claim Nezha is a child, I'll delete my stuff with him. If not, then I'm not stopping posting Nezha content.

Toodles.