#She really thought

[not-lame-llama]

Peeta being kind because he’s scared shitless and doesn’t know what else to do

Katniss’s thoughts: He’s scheming. He’s a schemer. This is all fake. He’s winning people over and he’s gonna kill me. Ruthless. He hates me. He’s amazing at acting.

[fftffffghmjj]

Zelda: I know I'm safe as long as I'm With you Link.

Meanwhile: Zelda falling off a cliff.

Zelda: This is fine.

[clairehadenough]

Oh we got the ALL CAPS out and the swearing…is someone throwing a tantrum again?🥰 It’s Christmas darling, chillax, it’s the most wonderful time of they year 🎶 🎄

So that’s your ‘wedding band’ now is it? It’s funny because when you doxxed yourself and people found out your-recent- pictures all over the internet, this ‘wedding band’ was nowhere to be seen on your hand. And suddenly you ‘don’t wear your engagement ring’? But I thought there was only one way married women should wear their wedding and engagement rings and if they didn’t, it’s a proof that they are lying? Wait let me remember who said that recently?? Oh yeah I remember, it was you😍

Honey, despite knowing that you aren’t married I couldn’t care less. I mean I would be concerned about whoever ends up being ‘your spouse’ but hey, not my problem. What I care about though is having a liar spreading her made up realities and ruining a place that people used to love, only because they’re jealous and unhinged. Don’t go preaching about knowing the truth while all you do is lie. Remember that you are lucky that I would never ever doxx you, or anyone for that matter, not because I care about you or your feelings, not because you don’t deserve it, but because I’m a good person, better than you will ever dream of being. That being said, I could show you the anons I have about you from people who found out lots of details and photos of you, after you stupidly doxxed yourself a few weeks back. So yes I know I won’t be sharing anything but I’m not responsible for others. So think about that the next time you lie again. People are not as patient as you think. And finally, oh yes please, pleeaaase, do file your nice little report to the police😂 I can’t wait to see how they will drop everything and get their best agents on a file accusing someone of sharing a public picture of a hand, a cheap looking fake ring and chocolate. Picture willingly shared by the owner on Tumblr, may I add😂😂😂 Ah, can’t wait!!

Man you must be busy between filing a report on me, sending emails to TMZ for them to expose Alba, calling immigration to get her deported, ringing the Theatre to let them know how butt hurt you are that your arch enemy won their video, keeping tabs on Chris’ Instagram followers, stalking flights, analysing Chris’ appearances and saying he’s on drugs….wow I’m exhausted just typing all this up! May the force be with you, you are doing the Lord’s work😍

[dappermouth]

when i was 5 i wanted to watch The Lion King every day but i would cry miserably about Mufasa, and when my mom would try to comfort me i'd get embarrassed and tell her i wasn't crying, my eyes just hurt, and she'd be like "your eyes always seem to hurt at this part" and i'd be like "yes...because of my… mysterious disease..."

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

[pangur-and-grim]

I updated the breeder on what's been happening, and she called Belphie out for being bald

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa's first impression on Mike in the FNAF movie

[spidehpig]

obsessed with the thought of bird not really knowing anything about simon’s military endeavors. has no idea he wears a fucking skull mask everywhere on base and on missions. just kind of assumed he wore standard gear. shows up on base the day he’s supposed to get back to surprise him only to be roughly dragged by her scruff down the hall into an office room by some big BRUTE in a bloodied skull mask covered from head to toe in gear. squawking and squealing as some asshole manhandles her into a private room, ready to start screaming just for said asshole to tear off his mask and coo at her for being so dramatic and frightened. it’s just him, quit your hollering.

simon all riled up from the recent mission, adrenaline still flooding his system just starts pawing at her and shoving a greedy hand down her panties. annoyed for a brief moment when she struggles and grips at the thick wrist between her thighs. doesn’t she know he needs a warm hole to fuck more than anything right now. he’s about to flip her around and gag her so he can play with her pussy just how he wants be she’s blushing and shyly asking him to put the mask back on before he fucks her.

dirty girl ruining her panties over the idea of some big masked brute having his way with her… oh it drives him crazy… he’s pulling the mask back down immediately and slamming her against his office door with his favorite knife to her throat as he bullies a thick finger into her tight cunt :( he’s so mean too. muttering about how she’s a dirty little cockslut just gagging for some stranger’s big cock :(

[hhhhunty]

How funny that she never considered that.

[anna-scribbles]

last one i promise(<—lie)

[bet-on-me-13]

Ellie and Raven have a complex relationship

So! This is an AU where Dan is Trigon, and Ellie joined the Teen Titans. It's not really a Story, but I thought it was funny.

...

Robin: I have a Question for the two of you.

Ellie: What's up?

Raven: Hm?

Robin: You guys call eachother Sisters, Cousins, and in one case you called eachother Aunt and Niece. What's your exact relation?

Ellie: Well that's tricky. See, my Dad is the King of the Infinite Realms, and his true name is Danny. Raven's dad is Trigon, but his true name is Dante.

Robin: And are Danny and Dante brothers?

Raven: No, not technically. See, Dante is an Evil Alternate Future Version of Danny, so they are technically the same Person. But then Dante came to the past, got beaten by Danny, and got shoved into a Mortal body for a while.

Ellie: If that was all, they we could just call eachother Sisters or Cousins. Our Dad's are technically the Same Person, but they consider eachother Brothers.

Raven: Except Ellie isn't a normal daughter.

Robin: What? How?

Ellie: I'm technically a Clone if Danny, not his Daughter. So I'm simultaneously Raven's Sister, Cousin, and Parent since I'm a Copy of a version of her Dad, but I could also be considered her Aunt since Danny and I called eachother siblings before we decided I was his Daughter.

Raven: So Ellie is my Sister/Cousin/Aunt/Mom/Dad.

Robin: ...what the hell.

[pineapple-frenzy]

Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara

They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them

But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd

The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>

[thepunkmuppet]

my girl celia really said have you ever heard of this one show it’s called the magnus archives and it’s a podcast distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commo-

[bixels]

Scary Sunset.

I'm concepting things way outta order in this story, but I'm sure you can piece things together. Context is for a storybeat where, after defeating and capturing Adagio (thus having all three sirens in her possession), Sunset enacts her revenge plot to release the sirens on Canterlot as Thea discovers she's been manipulated. In a confrontation, the two scuffle and fight over the siren orbs while Sunset struggles with her conflicting wants and emotions.

[cosmosnout]

The real reason Oda had to get rid of her was not for plot convenience, but bc she would have kicked everyone’s ass. (Source: trust me bro)

[strawmaguchi]

She’s just like me…. SHE’S JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!