#Slasher Incorrect Quote

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Chucky: *deeeeeep breath, seeing something Freddy's done that pisses him off*

Chucky: ... I could yell,

Chucky: I could scream,

Chucky: I could call you names,..

Chucky: But one of us has to be the mature one,

Freddy: (:(:(: Oh yeah?

Chucky: And it...

Tiffany: 😊*standing there like yes, thats her husband. her controlled, sexy-as husband*

Chucky: -AINT GONNA BE ME.

Freddy: 🤣🤣🤣

Tiffany: 🤦‍♀️ *like oh yeah. thats her husband alright*

[issdisgrace]

Y/n *out of nowhere*: If a 178lb person fell from a 15 floor building how many feet would they fall in a second

Hannibal: Where do these questions come from my love

Y/n: I don’t know, my brain

Hannibal: Sigh, they would fall about 15 feet per second meaning they would impact the ground in about 10 seconds.

Y/n: Cool

*Cue Y/n going back to what they were doing before their question*

[sea-lanterns]

The Final Girl: A-Are you gonna kill me?

The Slasher Women: No I’m gonna kill other people and you’re gonna be my girlfriend! :D

[mauswyx]

unkie tommy on babysitting duty

[haddonfieldhorrors]

Brahms: “Can I try rizzing you up?”

(Y/n): *chuckles* “Sure!”

Brahms: *deep inhale as he gets on his knees and clasps his hands*

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[theres-a-body-here]

Sable: "When meeting new people remember to keep it light and casual. Use our conversation starters if you get in trouble"

(Y/N), nodding along: "Light and casual, got it"

~~~~

(Y/N), throwing themselves at the Killer's feet: "I LOVE SWEATY, EVIL, AND VIOLENT MEN, PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!"

Screams and yells echo through the realm as the killer frantically attempts to shake off (Y/N) from their thighs

~~~~

Sable, panicking and holding her head: "He's pulling the freak-off card THIS EARLY?"

Mikaela, looking through binoculars: "If he u-turns the topic back to the Mori Rework we might clutch this"

[i-heart-slashers]

Max: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Dwayne: Nope, absolutely not. Paul: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Marko: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Michael: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. David: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

[lapislarson]

Norman: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Ghostface: Not if they consent to it.

Michael Myers: Depends on who you stab.

Y/N: YES?!?

[slashv1xen]

incorrect quotes - dating bo sinclair

idk either but enjoy <3

you: “my hands are cold”

bo: “put them in my pants”

you: “would you take a bullet for me?”

bo: “i’d do anything for you”

you: “really?”

bo: “of course, except eat mushrooms. those things are fuckin’ nasty”

[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Brahms Heelshire: Look, my only crime is caring too much. I mean, yeah, there has been some murder and a little kidnapping, but caring too much is the real problem.

[hack-n-slasher]

I got a little bit inspired by a certain Tumblr post... First one is fully made by me the others i searched the Wired for it...

Enjoy my Murder BabyGirl who can do no wrong, him being a killer is part of his charm... *cackles*

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Baby and Foxy, getting their hands on a motor scooter: OOOH! Otis!! Can we ride this outside! ??

Otis: Whatever, okay? I'm not your fucking dad.

Baby and Foxy: *rush outside*

Otis: ... WAIT NOT IN THE FUCKEN STREET, THOUGH--

[the-moons-ace-card]

[sisterkosho]

Bo: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Vincent: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Bo: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Vincent: But I heard a siren.

Jackie: That was Lester.

Lester: Sorry, I got nervous.

[adalwolfgang]

Bo: if a hot person disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

(…..): well maybe you should have principles

Bo: you're right maybe I should.

(Credit to demigoddessqueens for the idea to recreate this)

[slasherwineaunt]

Slashers as Louise Belcher Quotes

Freddy Krueger: Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The Burger of the day is the Child Molester, it comes with candy. Jason Voorhees: Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my hooneymoon. Hannibal Lecter: I can smell fear on you. Brahms Heelshire: Yeah! Messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right! Leatherface: Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey. Michael Myers: Yeah she's pubing out real bad. Pinhead: Our gang is called the broken glass kids; we'll cut you. Bo Sinclair: Quiet dignity?! Have you met us?? Vincent Sinclair: Running this restaurant should be easier. We watched mom and dad fail at running it for years! Otis Driftwood: What will it take to get you into this rhino anus today? Norman Bates: You're the worst kind of autistic. Patrick Bateman: I just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face.