#Sloth Humor

[dazzlesizzle]

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Sloth on a Rocket |Fast But Not Furious

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[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

The horror..

[triple-pupil]

Random thought.

I think Manny will never truly understand Diego and Sid's issues with blood family. The three unite in the loss of it but Manny's mate and cub loved him for who he was and apparently never doubted that.

Diego's pack did not see his worth as a member but as a tool and weapon, their "love" was conditional, manipulative and fake

And Sid's family, from my understanding, simply hated his guts SO much they just prefered to abandon him and possibly leave that social creature to die in the wild.

Something I would've loved to see would be the trio bonding and seeing these things about each other. Manny loves and protects and connects with the boys but Sid and Diego can have an intimate connection bonding over hateful/abusive families and their struggle accepting that.

But maybe too could Diego and Manny understand each other by their serious masks formed by need and their need to protect their herd, as well as maybe issues of self-worth if said mission to protect their loved ones fail. Idk. (I think they had something a bit like that in the third movie? But focusing a lot on their masculinity and, not gonna lie, their fragile view of it- Idk, I'm not a born man, I don't get it-)

[grickle14]

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𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙱𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚋𝚢 𝙱𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚢 𝙼𝚌𝙵𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚗 🤓

[crazycatsiren]

Me: "Well, I guess, I ought to go confess the sin of sloth."

Also me: "But am I confessing the sin of being a sloth or not being a sloth."

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[kingoftheu]

Bear Ranking List

I have recently just finished seeing all of the types of bear, completing the set in Nashville. I will now be ranking all subdivisions of Bear. Most of these I have only seen in captivity, but I have seen a few in the wild.

Oh yeah I do mean actual literal bears. Like the animal bears. Not the big hairy dude bears. Sorry to any men lovers out there. Except the furries I guess.

Without further ado...

8) Asian Black Bear/Moon Bear

Some of this may be ignorance. I am far less familiar with these folks than I should be. But they blend into the background compared to the other Bears of the region. To be clear, there are no bad bears. The Asian Black Bear is still chill.

7) Sloth Bear

I mean it is hard to argue against sloth, the cutest of the seven deadly sins. Really more of an anteater bear though, which of course also meants termite eater. Occaisonally has to fight off tigers to avoid being lunch.

6) Sun Bear

Gangly looking fuckers. Not afraid of bees. Huge claws specialized for hive destruction and climbing. Long tounge for honey aquisition. The smol bear, but does not need your protection thank you very much.

5) Spectacled Bear

The last bear I saw, at the Nashville Zoo. The sole South American Representative. Likes cloud forests and climbing. "Spectacled" is just so fun to say, that gets it some points.

4) American Black Bear

Opportunistic little fuckers, these guys are eveywhere. There are apparently more than twice as many of them than of all other bears. Curious, but easily spooked.

3) Giant Panda

Iconic? No doubt. Had to put it high because of that. But a little too big for their britches. Don't even have bear in their offical name. Cute as fuck ofc, and visually stunning.

2) Polar Bear

The true carnivore of the bunch. Will absolutely kill you if it decides it wants you dead. Majestic and endangered. A true northener, braving the ice to eat some seals. No notes.

1) Brown Bear

Not as numerous as the American Black Bear, but compensates with a massive range. The origin of the very word bear. Comes in sizes ranging from smol to fuck you that's huge. The star of Fat Bear Week. Icon.

[mattsmemes]

[lemonduckisnowawake]

Me, recovering from having probably been depressed: Wow. I have dreams again. I want to achieve things. I'm starting to feel things like a human being and do all these things I thought I lost passion for

Me, still very much ADHD: Why must I exert effort with my arm and hand to open my laptop?

[snapprintartstudio]

🔥 WARNING: Extreme Chill Zone Ahead! 🔥

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[mrissimemes]

[triple-pupil]

Adding to the boys aknowledging their past abuse.

Sid here was just making a biology joke on sloths being slow...

... And bro out of nowhere proceeds to traumadump, good for him.

I love how these dialogues can be a good window into the characters and their minds in an interesting way (personally).

[sideeye-myguy]

Doesn’t anyone care about zhid the zhloth

[autumnalfoxfire]

Counting Sloths

[nutellaticc]

I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET MY 10th CLASS FRIEND GROUP BACK

[fuenffingerfaultier]

Me at work