#So if you want to interact with my chaos potato

[fightingacrossages]

Pulling out a raw bit of meat, Link proceeded to bite into it, looking at the person next to him with a confused expression. "What's with that look?"

[leahnardo-da-veggie]

Introductions (2.0)

Hello and welcome, all! I've been around these parts for a while, but I felt the need to revamp my intro :)

About me:

↪ Leah, she/her/any pronouns

↪ In my early 20s

↪ Reader, writer, sometime animator

↪ Been doing martial arts for over a decade

↪Huge fan of CJ Cherryh

↪I reblog stuff from @leahpardo-pa-potato

My writing:

↪ Generally fantasy, with sides of horror

↪Posted in regular chunks of 500-1k words

↪I love tag games, esp OC ones :)

↪I do mini-series, one-shots, and novels

↪I will love you forever if you send me an ask

↪See my full list of writing here

↪I have a taglist, interact here to join!

WIPs / Longer stories

The Unwanted Visitor: (Completed)

Aida's house has been haunted by a spirit for as long as she can remember. Thing is, she's grown used to her Unwanted Visitor (or Vis, as she likes to call him). So when exorcists come after him, she does what any sane person would: protect her brother friend.

↪ Urban fantasy-comedy, very light-hearted

↪A lot of found family and sibling squabbling

↪If you like teens causing chaos, this is for you!

↪Final bit here

A Perfectly Normal Schoolgirl:

All Katherine wants is to eat mortal food, bask in the warmth, and be a normal schoolgirl. But when a boy begs her to help him save her parents, she finds herself fighting for her (and his) life once more.

↪Urban fantasy with a side of horror

↪ Basically an inversion of a bunch of tropes

↪My attempt at writing fantasy without mentioning magic by name

↪Latest bit here

Fast Food:

An embarrassment to his entire tribe, Hash is lazy and uninterested in anything. So, when he reaches majority, he gets unceremoniously booted out of home. Follow his adventures through Triworld, as he somehow ends up in every single single conflict across the continent.

↪High fantasy with a side of humour

↪Very heavy Lore™ and Worldbuilding™

↪ My excuse to ramble about fictional history

↪Latest bit here :)

Lich-Queen (Completed):

Iraela has all but won: the King of Ceredell and his bride are gone, the cities fallen to her army of undead, and the way to the throne cleared for her. But her coronation, and her sanity threaten to fall apart under the weight of duty. Can she hold it together until she truly becomes Lich-Queen?

↪High, dark fantasy with some horror and gore

↪Watch Ira slowly lose her mind in real-time

↪If you like cannibalism, you'll love this

↪Full thing here

The Novel™ (Mind of a Mercenary):

Luna, Terror of Garvenoi, mind-mage extraordinaire, has been caught at last. Whilst everyone celebrates, she is given an ultimatum: Be an indentured hunter for the government, or die. But when she signs on with them, she finds that perhaps death might have been a better choice...

↪ Urban Fantasy set in a Non-Earth world

↪Starring a sassy, mean-girl villain protagonist

↪Enjoy several hundred pages of Luna trying and failing to run from her duties

↪Latest snippet here (find the others on my masterlist of writing)

Finally, my taglist! If you interacted with this post/already asked me to add you, and you don't see yourself here, please remind me! I may have accidentally missed you :')

@coffeeangelinabox, @dorky-pals, @calliecwrites, @kaylinalexanderbooks, @shukei-jiwa

@thewingedbaron, @pluppsauthor, @cowboybrunch, @wylloblr, @possiblyeldritch @ramwritblr, @urnumber1star, @fortunatetragedy, @bigwipscholar, @ratedn

@vampirelover890, @possiblylisle, @illarian-rambling, @the-ellia-west

@finicky-felix, @evilgabe29, @glitched-dawn, @rivenantiqnerd, @dragonhoardesfandoms

@drchenquill, @everythingismadeofchaos, @owldwagitoutofyou, @dimitrakies, @beloveddawn-blog

Oh pls kill me I felt so silly doing this- Anyways bye guys hope to see y'all around don't judge me for this

[hard-core-super-star]

May I please request that Hailee and reader are in a secret relationship, and hailee is on instagram live, fans can hear movement and voices in the background and keep asking hailee whose with her.

meet me there, i'll give you your roses [H.Steinfeld]

pairing: hailee steinfeld x reader

summary: just because you two are supposed to be keeping your relationship a secret doesn't mean you can't have some fun with it.

warnings: none, just fluff; secret relationship shenanigans; weird descriptions of an instagram live chat; still can't write endings :)

wordcount: 1k

a/n: full disclosure, the title has nothing to do with the fic at all, i'm just spreading the måneskin agenda. i sort of messed around with the point of view in this fic, it might not be noticeable but just wanted to point it out in case it's confusing. it's more hailee-centric than my other fics instead of it just being about R's thoughts. you'll see what i mean, hope you enjoy! <3

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Hailee’s eyes are trained on the screen of her phone while she tells the most ridiculously random story she could think of. It’s been far too long since the last time she did an Instagram Live and her excitement at getting to interact with her fans again is more than a little obvious.

Free time has been harder and harder to find between all the photoshoots and interviews, especially considering there's only one person she wants to talk to when her schedule allows it.

“And then y/n had to come in and-”

You look up at the sound of your name. You hadn’t been paying much attention to her story, too busy looking through food delivery apps and trying to decide what to have for dinner.

The original plan was to cook something for dinner but a certain someone decided to do an impulsive Live instead and so the plan was scrapped. Not that you mind. Hailee’s skill in the kitchen is…a work in progress, at least when it comes to potato peels.

Her eyes meet yours almost as if she knows exactly what you’re thinking about. You half expect her to stick her tongue out at you but doing that would only lead to more questions she can’t answer.

You offer her a smile instead before the two of you go back to looking at your respective phones.

Hailee resumes her story, pretending she got distracted by one of her dogs and not her lovely girlfriend. It’s practically impossible to act like she can’t see all the questions pouring in about who she was actually looking at but she manages. (It’s not like acting is her job or anything)

The questions and comments flying by her screen should be annoying or at the very least overwhelming but she ends up finding them quite entertaining. She’s not about to pretend like questions about her sexuality or who she’s dating are anything new but at least now they’re less straightforward (no pun intended) than when she was on Dickinson.

At least she's not actually trying to keep things a secret this time. She's just waiting for the right time. Although the waiting gets harder every time you look at her like she's the most beautiful thing she's ever seen. She'd be upset if she wasn't aware that's exactly how she looks at you.

She tries to keep your name out of her mouth for at least a few minutes to not look super obvious but she fails miserably. “Where’s y/n?” She reads the question out loud before she can stop herself. “I don't know, probably burning down the apartment.”

An offended gasp comes from the side of the room where you're standing and you know you're kidding yourself if you think her phone didn't pick up the sound.

The look she sends your way says as much and you mentally curse yourself. Although, to be completely honest, if there's one thing you both love more than each other it's feeding the theories about your relationship.

The both of you should definitely be more careful if you don't want to get found out but creating chaos within her fandom is just too much fun. Plus, the only reason you two are sneaking around is because Hailee wants to come out ‘the right way’. Whatever that means.

(You're pretty sure it means a song and a music video featuring you but your girlfriend has been very tight-lipped about her music since SunKissing came out. A song that very well serves as a coming out announcement in your opinion.)

You decide to fix your mistake by turning people's attention elsewhere so you open up Instagram and click on Hailee’s profile. You can hear the chuckle she tries to hold back once she reads your comment.

yourusername: are you insulting my cooking skills again, Steinfeld?

The chat explodes into a flurry of comments that a certain pair of brown eyes can't keep up with.

“I'm just telling people the truth,” she replies. “There's a reason you always order food instead of cooking.”

yourusername: yeah. you never wash the dishes

“Oh, that's low.”

She forgets the game you're playing for a second, looking up to glare at you. Her eyes don't end up meeting yours since you're too busy staring down at your phone.

A small smile spreads along her face as she admires you. Even in the middle of teasing her in front of her fans, you're the most amazing thing she's ever laid eyes on. Eyes that give away the fact that she's not home alone like she originally said she was.

She looks back at her phone just in time to catch sight of the many questions she has to avoid. Such as,”Who are you looking at? Is y/n at your place? Are you having dinner together?”

She ignores them all except the one that comes from the person who owns her heart.

yourusername: so, what are YOU cooking for dinner, chef steinfeld???

The response she comes up with is definitely a bad idea but it slips out anyway. “I don't know. What do you want for dinner?”

She tries to cover up the sound of your laugh by ‘accidentally’ kicking some of Martini’s squeaky dog toys. It's a bad coverup but it's the only choice she has. It would be a lot more believable if her dogs weren't asleep in the bedroom.

yourusername: too late, i already ordered cheeseburgers

“Marry me right now,” she replies, her smile turning into a slight smirk.

You know she's messing around but your heart still skips a couple of beats as you type out your response.

yourusername: i'll think about it ;)

The doorbell rings just in time.

You let her wrap up the Live as you pick up your food. By the time you come back, her phone is gone and she's already curled up on the couch scrolling through Netflix for something to watch.

“That was fast,” you say.

She shrugs. “Thought I should help you reconsider my proposal.”

“Food first, proposal later.” You hand the bag holding your dinner over to her.

“Seriously, y/n, could you be any more perfect?”

The laugh that escapes you is enough of an answer for her. You're everything she's ever wanted.

[1800-ride-or-die]

“Looking for some ride or dies?”

(this is a multi oc blog)

DEÏANIRA

STATUS: WHEN I HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING POST LIMIT GO TO @i-still-want-myself TO RP WITH DEÏANIRA 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘿𝙚ï𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙧𝙖 [fucking destroyer of men, don’t worry though, only the ones being dicks] 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 18𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧? 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙢𝙚. 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙨: 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮/𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙝𝙚/𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮: 𝙄𝙛 𝙄 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙤𝙩, 𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙡𝙡 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬~ 𝙨𝙤…𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝘼𝙈 𝙄? 1. 𝘼 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡’𝙨 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮 [girlies 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚] 2. 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙢𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙀𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙛 [𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙: 𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙠𝙮𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜] ₃. 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙨 [𝙞 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚]

𝘿𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙀𝙧𝙤𝙨 [𝙞 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙙𝙖𝙙, 𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙢~]

𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙏 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙓 [𝙄 𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙏 𝘽𝘼𝙍𝙆, 𝙄 𝘽𝙄𝙏𝙀. 𝙒𝘼𝙄𝙏. 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙎 𝙒𝙍𝙊𝙉𝙂.]

OBVIII FACECLAIM:

MY DREAMTEAM:

@unhinged-as-hell [if anything happens to her I’ll kill everyone and then myself]

@divine-wine-daughter [SHE IS RADIATING HOT GIRL ENERGY AND I WILL FIGHT DEMONS FOR HERR]

@ariathemortal [I will fight all the gods no questions asked, using fists for her]

[uhhhhmmm come talk to me <3]

OOC: Helllllooooo, this is the Mod [person behind the blog] I am so so glad that you are here on my page, come interact with Deïanira, she’s doesn’t bite!

Here’s her legend:

Pink means she’s being lighthearted, teasing or is talking about something she likes.

Green means she’s disgusted or really doesn’t like something.

Red means she’s using charmspeak on you [your cue to be submissive af/j]

REAGAN

⤷REAGAN RUTH SHIVANI or just reagan.pjo.harry potter.blue lock.jjk.hoo.toa.agggtm.charlixcx.mitski. nirvana.ghost.alnst.aespa.straykids.twice.txt.enhypen.gidle.itzy.newjeans.illit.neoni.epicthemusical.littlegirl.hamilton.phantomoftheopera.loveneverdies.laufey.sabrinacarpenter.oliviarodrigo.conangray.troyesivan.ᯓ

basicinformation.exe.

‘𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗻’

Age: 18 ⟢

Birthdate: June 30 ⟢

Zodiac Sign: Cancer ⟢

Gender: female ⟢

Sexuality: slowly figuring things out ⟢

Godly Parent: ⟢

How long have i been at camp: approximately 5 minutes ⟢

Powers: you don’t really need to know anything unless i tell you

Pronouns: she/her ⟢

Height: 5’8 (but i wear platforms everywhere so im taller, tall girls>>)

moreinformation.exe.

‘𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗻, 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱’

Weapon: Stygian Iron Shotgun ⟢

Soldier, Poet or King? Poet

Personality Type: INFJ

Personality: dont you have to talk to me to find out?

Lore: passed around like a hot potato ⟢

Status: waiting ⟢

Likes: Rain, the smell of books, feeling of grass, that emotion you get when you really love something, fresh laundry, clothes ⟢

Dislikes: Being alone, insects

Fear: alone. á̴̖̹l̵̙̱̔̅ô̵̲͍n̸̰̗͐ẽ̶̬̾ͅ. alone.

Fatal Flaw: Distrust

songlist♪

if I killed someone for you

my love mine all mine

goodbye~

haunt me~

Isabelle’s lullaby

stargirl interlude

fortnight

People i can’t lose. not again: (ask to be added or removed)

@demigod-jack-hearth (really nice guy, has a koala)

@smileyalater (reverie is super nice…)

@hispanic-child-of-hermes (she my bitch)

@unhinged-waterlilly (imma die before I’m not ride or die w this girl. She’s my bitch)

@if-chaos-was-a-boy (fucker)

@penelope-sato (MY BEBE)

@by-the-fates (depressed zombie)

@emoti0nally-dead (PSYCHOPATH)

@ariathemortal (seen her around)

@stephen-the-spider (cute boy and ADORABLE little girl)

@i-was-never-sane (the fucking cooking goat)

@of-course-im-the-winner (AGGGTM FAN???)

HARPER

name: Harper Judah Viella (my middle name is the same as the dude who kissed Jesus)

age: 17 (I’m the baby out of the three of us-)

gender: hmm I’m not sure, lemme ask

sexuality: EVERYONE IS SO FUCKING 🥵 NOOOO

godly parent: Proteus (shapeshifting god)

pronouns: she/her or he/him or they/them (I got no fucks to give)

height: varying. I can shapeshift.

weight: never ask a lady their weight

birthday: forgot

zodiac sign: forgot

personality type: forgot

lore: forgot

likes: warm weather, sleeping upside down, deïanira and Reagan

dislikes: creeps, perverts, pedophiles etc

PERSONALITY:

IF YOU HURT DEÏANIRA OR REAGAN I WILL TURN INTO A BIG HUNKY DUDE AND RIP UR FACE OFF……

FACECLAIMMMMMM:

(preferred male and female forms)

NO OFFENCE BUT IM GORGEOUS

anyways I like steampunk shit and I tinker with cogs and trash as a hobby because I’m off my depression meds and adhd control

THANK U SO MUCH TO @love-lightning-forethought for helping me get shit together.

Deïanira in red

Reagan in blue

Harper in purple

[fran-in-the-deep]

Tea, a hug and a blanket - Hange x gn!Reader ~600 words Collage AU

For someone as notorious as Hange was for just throwing different things together to see what happened, the fact that their cooking skills were even half decent had come as a surprise to you. Not that you judged them over this, but the stereotype of Hange being as chaotic and unhinged as they were when it came to science had translated over to most other aspects of life. When you admitted this to Hange, a little bit ashamed, they had just laughed.

“Oh, I would totally do that, but I hate wasting food. If I had the time I would read up on the chemical components that make up the ingredients, I would do that and make some precise experiments.”

They would have continued, but the potato-vegetable stew demanded their attention. Reducing the temperature of the stove, Hange stirred the pot again, voice falling into a quiet hum of that song you’d listened together earlier.

You were just existing, wrapped in a blanket, placed on the couch and that was enough. In between the cramped shelves with either books, papers or all kinds of stuff Hange had or still intended to use for any kind of scientific investigation, you nearly disappeared in the ordered chaos. Any available surface taken up with plastic and glass containers of various sizes with strategically placed lights, to grow the different species of algae inside them. Some of them with various pieces of equipment, from surface skimmers, sponge filters, different size of pumps whose low humming was the constant backdrop to everything that happened at Hange’s tiny one room apartment.

“Just another ten minutes.”, Hange turned around from the kitchenette, checking on you, “Everything alright? I could make you another tea or something.”

One of those things they had appropriated from Levi. If someone wasn’t well, give them tea. They might not feel better, but at least they had some tea. And considering how lost Hange often felt when it came to those human interactions in general, this worked all to well to rip them out of the initial feeling of being overwhelmed.

When it came to you, the irritation was minimal, which didn’t mean those old scripts didn’t kick in. But Hange cared a lot, a whole fucking lot, about you, so it was tea and hug (many hugs before they started cooking) and a warm blanket and warm food and then finally cuddling on the couch or just co-existing. Whatever you needed.

“Dinner is ready.” Hange’s voice carried over to you, making you perk up from staring at the containers of fuzzy green algae that had taken over half the couch table. “Sorry for taking so long, I underestimated those potatoes.” They sat down on the couch next to you, fiddling around with their glasses before looking up at you again. “So… another hug?”

A nod from you was enough and you didn’t even get the chance to get out of that blanket to reciprocate the hug. Just safe and sound in Hange’s embrace.

It felt like being a caterpillar in a cocoon and you couldn’t wait to just dissolve into goo. Even though your head already felt like that. And that wouldn’t turn into a butterfly, but take in the sensation of Hange’s hair brushing against your cheek, how close they held you, that their hand moved up to the back of your head, giving you a gentle massage.

Hange’s voice was soft when they spoke. “You’re comfortable.” And in that moment, you really were.

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A/N: This is 80% self-indulgent and there is nothing anyone can do about it. The rest twenty percent would have been written out conversation about the algae that I'd put like hours of research into, but I really just wanted to put something out there after what feels like forever. I'm aware it's not my best work, but it's the best I can do right now, and I'm trying to be proud of the fact I managed something at all. And maybe there is one other person finding some kind of comfort or equal joy in the thought of Hange talking to you about algae for hours, then I did my job.

[gendercomsumer]

Part 3 of the confessions!! Finally!!!

A/N: fair warning, I wrote half of these in the middle of my health class and the other half at two in the morning- so they might seem rushed sorry<3 Also thank you Cater for coming home.. Not once.. BUT TWICE!!

Warnings: I have no idea how to write Jack-, and like usual not proofread-

GN!reader using the in game nicknames though (Shrimpy, sweet potato)

Characters: Vil Schoenheit (464 words), Jack Howl (414 words), Floyd Leech (448 words)

Vil Schoenheit:

Vil would most likely hear of you through Rook before he actually met you in person, though from what he heard from Rook you were at least interesting

and you met face to face when you, Epel and the rest of the first years were hanging out. You know the usual bickering between Epel and Vil, though Vil did talk to you for a moment or two

he wasn't mean or rude, but wasn't really nice either.

he'd most definitely be one of the people who needs to talk and interact for at least a week before he developed an opinion on you.

a week passed and his actions didn't really change more time passed and he stayed the same, Vil couldn't make out his feelings towards you.

though he would suggest skin care and makeup products that he thought would do you good. But it's not in a backhanded way either, it's almost like he's the complete natural around you.

truth be told, he had partly figured out his feelings after a few months, he didn't dislike you, though at the same time it was still difficult to figure out how he felt

Epel was getting annoyed with how much time Vil was spending around you, "are you in love with them or somethin'? With all the time you spend around them you might as well be"

Vil scolded Epel for his accent and making such an accusation about his dorm leader, but Vil wouldn't admit that that he never thought that he might love you.

the thought felt right to him, so his neural slowly turned nice towards you, though in public it was very much on the down low.

he would wait till he's had a crush for a while to think of how to confess, though when he does find a way, I have a feeling that it’d be really romantic.

Vil strikes me as a person who would do something in a cheesy romance movie and think it’s the most romantic shit ever, problem is it works and he comes off as a complete romantic.

He would most likely invite you to try a new skin care routine he’d make light hearted conversation with you and drop some flirty remarks such as:

 “My my, you do look beautiful today sweet potato, did you put more care in yourself for me? I’m flattered!”

And they’ll come at the most random times too, if you don’t get the hint and are really fucking dense he’ll become more upfront until he practically confesses to you

 “You know, everything I say about you is true, you do look absolutely stunning almost, if not all, of the time. Only someone like you is fit of being my partner, so what do you say, darling?”

Jack Howl:

Ever since Leonas overblot the Jack popped into the chaos group with the other three idiots, (ace, grim, and deuce)

Jack I feel like is the type of friend to regularly check up on you to see if your being healthy. Basically just eating and taking care of yourself.

A few times Jack brought you some extra food since he felt like you weren’t eating enough, he’d get super embarrassed if you mentioned it though.

Jack’s a little bit protective but not like possessive, he just wants to make sure your safe and well! he really just cares for you but doesn’t know how to express it in words.

Jack most likely came to the realization of his feelings on his own accord, I mean he has a lot of time to think during his morning runs, plus I can see him being really emotionally intelligent I don’t know why-

All of the things I just mentioned, they become a lot more common, and if you’re someone who likes to work out Jack might start asking you to join him in his routines.

Daily check in’s, some extra snacks everyday, and becoming a bit more protective of you are all things you can expect from Jack. 

Now though you can usually catch Jack staring at you, when caught he’ll get flustered and turn away almost instantly. (Maybe a tail wag??? Depends on his mood..)

I can also see Jack giving you little potted house plants, think like succulents or maybe some cacti. He says it’ll help brighten up ramshackle a bit

As for confessions, I feel like Jack would be a little bit nervous and have a bit of a hard time approaching you about it. So he’d most likely not confess face to face (Kind of like Riddle in my other set of headcannons) 

Though Jack’s better at keeping his head straight and not getting to worked up about it, don’t get me wrong though, he’s still nervous!

Jack would probably bring you a new plant to take care of, even if you already have a few in your room and slowly becoming a plant parent

He’d specifically give you a type of succulent called a Kalanchoe (They’re often associated with romance and love) with a small note on the pot of it.

it would most likely read: 

“I like you, and I want to be with you.” Short and sweet, all the while he’s looking at the ground with his tail wagging.

Floyd Leech

This mother fucker- We already know Floyd is clingy and and loves affection, it’s kind of a given.

As a friend I can see Floyd teasing you and joking around you since he’s a silly guy, he’s always saying some sort of silly remark or some weird story he heard.

Use this power wisely, you could learn about a lot of things happening in the school, or you learn about a random mushroom Jade made him eat. No inbetween.

I can also see Floyd randomly just- collapsing onto you, like your just walking then all of a sudden you have a eel slumped over your back, head on your shoulder

Floyd is just a menace that’s a given, but now he’s your menace to deal with so good luck.

As for crush behavior, I want you to take that clinginess and just multiply it by like ten. Thought Floyd was bad before? Well good fucking luck you’re in it now!

surprise hugs? check. Popping up at random times to mess with you? Check. Sometimes following you around to make sure no one gets too friendly with his little shrimpy? Big ole’ check!

While Floyd has his moments hes not dumb so he can tell if he’s fallen for you, I mean that and Jade could tell if he changed at all

You now have Floyd attached to your hip at all hours he can be with you, need to go cause you forgot something at ramshackle? He’s coming with no arguments.

A lot more hugs! and I mean a lot, if you ask him to tone it down, he’ll respect it, but there will still be a lot of affection

I can see the confession being kind of accidental, like some random student won’t leave you alone and has an obvious crush on you

they won’t take the hint that you’re not interested and one day decide to confess to you... while Floyd is with you... oh boy..

At first Floyd just glare at him, and after a bit of silence he’ll just start laughing. like.. you know the kind of laugh i’m think of right?

The student would be put off and you might be a little confused but his mood changes from laughing and funny to serious real fucking quick as he leans down a bit to hug you from behind

“ This little shrimpy is mine. so leave them alone, unless you want to be in the hospital for a looong time.” The student runs off, and Floyd goes back to his happy self

“You know, we should just start dating already so you don’t have to deal with that anymore, what do you say shrimpy?~”

[lunar-writes-things]

EXTRA: SoB ideas

before we start, nothing in this is edited. You get to see the ideas I began with, the ideas that made it in, and the ideas that didn't. Enjoy my chaos of a mind

SEASON 8 BOATEM X READER 

The reader is introduced LATE season 6 (their lore is that she wondered across grain's build while traveling in her ship and just kinda stayed) 

LOTS OF FLUFF, LITTLE ANGST, AND A TINY BIT OF SEXUAL TENSION 

she had found Grian and mumbo the first day with scar and joined them. 

Her theme is gonna be something with Greek lore. She builds mount Olympus???? And all the stuff described in pjo books up there???? <---- Built cathedral 

Good at Terraforming and building 

GOTTA STAY ON THAT Y/N GRIND (literally pumping out content A LOT, she loves it but she doesn't really know how to take breaks lol. Lots of forced breaks with pouty y/n but she gets cuddles and sleeps lol)

gets a little sad when they have to move but also really hyped up for new beginnings with the rest of her friends 

VARIOUS ENDINGS:  Before the moon crashes and boatem is on Scar's rocket, Your chosen boatem member confesses their feelings, and when you say yes, they kiss the life out of you (OR YOU END UP WITH ALL OF THEM)

OR

They never confess and Y/n is just doused in the void until she pops up next season (maybe drowning in the ocean??) (OR THE REST OF BOATEM FORGOT THEM AND Y/N STAYS IN BOATEM AND GETS KILLED DURING THE MOON CRASH!!!!) 

BOATEM CHARACTER DYNAMICS/ INTERACTIONS WITH Y/N:

Grian x Y/- Tall Partner (y/n) x shorty (Grian), easy to cry (y/n) x Awkward comforter (grain), Lovers who are in total domestic mode, SIZE DIFFERENCE 

Nicknames for Grian from Y/n- Pretty bird, birdy, tweet bird, Angel, cupid, wafflehead, Lovebird

Songs to associate with: Love Like You - Steven Universe / Rebecca Sugar, Paper rings - Taylor Swift, Until I Found You - Stephen Sanchez

Scenes to write- Y/n preening Grian's wings (and vice versa), helping Grian with the Alley and terraforming, Y/n is taking the Tegg from Grian and when he tries to stop her from finding it she kisses him breathless and he short circuits and Y/n finds it and bolts while yelling an apology to grian 

Mumbo x Y/n- Flirty (Y/n) x Awkward (Mumbo),  Teasing (Y/n) x being teased (Mumbo), Bodyguard (Y/n) x being bodyguarded (Mumbo). LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

Nicknames for Mumbo from Y/n- Potato Boy, Mr. Ceo, Spud, Tater, Darl/Darling

Songs to associate with: Symphony - Cody Fry, Falling for Ya - Grace Phipps, Evermore - Dan Stevens 

Scenes to write- Y/n killing things for mumbo, Y/n helping Mumbo Terraform, Y/n becoming a mooner and passes out because of exhaustion and Mumbo feels bad 

Scar x Y/n- Literal Goddess (y/n)x Mess of a mortal (scar), Sunshine (scar) x Sunshine protector (Y/n), LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT 

Nicknames for Scar from Y/n- Willy Wonka (Because of his hat), Magic Man, Mr. Scar, Honeydew

Songs to associate with: Get this Right (Outtake) - Frozen ll, GUY.exe - superfruit, For the Record - 36 questions

Scenes to write- Scar fixing up Y/n's base when she passes out, Y/n helping scar out with resources and materials for building, Y/n being a literal sugar mommy for scar, SCAR IS PART SIREN 

"No, No, Stay right where you are, I'll put out the fire my love!" Scar said with a panicked look on his face as he grabs a bucket of water and throws it on the fire successfully extinguishing it while making Y/n laugh "I wanna make you swoon Baby! I want to rock you with my righteous romance!" Y/n is dragged up by scar who dips them down, their laugh echoing through the cave where they were having dinner 

"I wanna make a move darling!" Scar spun Y/n around and into their seat before sitting down himself with a cringe "But I sweating through the seat of my pants!" 

"One day I'm gonna take you dancing." Scar murmured into Y/n's ear and swayed while he was leaning on them 

"Then in my future builds I will try to make a courtyard so we can dance in the rain." Y/n replied smoothly 

Impulse x Y/n- practically intertwined with each other, tired parents, Redstoner (impulse) x Builder (Y/n),

Nicknames for Impulse from Y/n- Impy, redstoner, partner in crime, Puddin', Mr. candyman

Songs to associate with: I love you too much - Book of life, Burn for you - Barlow and Bear, Line without a hook - Ricky Montgomery

Scenes to write- Impulse panicking when Y/n gets sick, Y/n and Impulse treating the rest of boatem like their children, oddly domestic with each other, Wearing impulse's shirt while her dress is in the wash (WET CAT Y/N!!!!), SONG CHAP FOR I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH CAUSE ITS SO SWEET AND MAKES ME WANNA CRY

Pearl x Y/n- basically newlyweds, Bffs to flirty, Sun (Y/n) and Moon (Pearl)

Nicknames for Pearl from Y/n- My Jewel, Moony, dewdrop, Pearly-Pop

Songs to associate with: She - Dodie, Dandelions - Ruth B., Putting a Spin on Slow dancing in the dark - Egg

Scenes to write- making dinner together for the rest of the boatem crew, cuddling and sleeping on Pearl's bed, drawing out blueprints for builds together, Stargazing together 

Scenes for anyone and Y/n- WALKING IN ON Y/N CHANGING!!!!!, Y/n and (Boatem member) working in silent tandem without talking while the others are just watching in shock, Y/n and (BM) are making out in a dark unlocked room and someone walks in as (BM) starts to undress Y/n +  BOATEM MEMBERS HAVING A MEETING DISCUSSING WHAT HAPPENED WITH (BM) AND Y/N, All of them staying in Y/n's temp base for a movie night and accidentally having a cuddle pile, og boatem catching Y/n in a compromising position with a rival (Big Eye inc (Tango) or  GOAT (Doc) or etho????), Y/n being genuinely mad at one (or all) of the boys (hair is floating, eyes are glowing, fun goddess stuff), Walking in on Y/n showering?" 

"You go down just like Holy Mary, Y/n! Y/n!" Scar watched as the angel known as Y/n fought the wither for him, their hair whipping in the wind and the absolute power that radiated off of them made Scar want to bow down at their feet "Your beauty never ever scared me! Y/n! Y/n!" 

"Help me make the most of freedom and of pleasure," Y/n's voice cracked as they watched the moon fall closer and closer to their home through the rocket window and watched as _____ grabbed _____ and _____'s hands "Nothing ever lasts forever." Soon the trapdoors under the boatem crew opened and the crew was doused into the void of the Boatem hole only connected by the thick rope around their waists leaving Y/n behind and left to die  (BAD ENDING WHERE SHES LEFT BEHIND)

AND/ OR

"I CAN'T SAVE US!" Y/n sobbed as they tried to make her way down the Boatem hole with the others who were screaming for her "MY ATLANTIS! WOAH! OH-" 

With the gravity shifted and switch, Y/n never got to the rest of Boatem and the rest of the Boatem members all had to watch Y/n float away out of their reach before the moon hit the earth. Their hearts aching with sorrow and regret as Scar held them all back with tears in his eyes. He already lost the love of his life, they all did, how would Y/n forgive them?

"For the record, this is self-destructive," Grian said and watched as Impulse and Mumbo nodded 

"For the record, I'm aware of that!" Pearl dragged her hands down her face

"For the record, I've been picturing her body draped over the sofa wearing nothing but my hat," Scar piped up and covered his face with his hat with a blush

"For the record," Impulse started but was cut off by Mumbo who muttered 

"We're screwed."

 

"It needs life," Y/n said walking on the man-made cloud made of glass, bone, diorite, wool, and other white-based materials "And I may be good at building but Life was never something I've been able to convey. That is where you come in, despite being a zombie you're so full of life, and the way you convey it is so so beautiful." 

"You want me to add some armor stands?" 

"Yes, please. I'll pay you for your work." 

"I look at you, and I'm Home." The words came out in a breath and  Y/n saw tears gathering in their eyes and as Y/n cupped their face they melted like putty "And I know I'm safe because I'm here... Here with you." 

"You were My new dream," Y/n smiled, blood coming up in coughs and dripping down her chin from out of their mouth 

"And You were Mine," They sobbed and held Y/n close as they pressed the sword deeper into their heart 

"You two are so dramatic! Y/n will be fine!" Tango groaned and crossed his arms over his chest only to be punched in the arm by a crying Bdubs 

"Boy," Y/n breathed out softly, leaning into Scar unconsciously "Your eyes are like emeralds." 

"My Love for you will always burn," They said and pressed their lips to Y/n's. Full of Love and passion Y/n could stay like this forever as They cupped _____'s face

"To me, You're perfect." Mumbo sighed and pressed his lips to their forehead. When he pulled away Y/n grabbed his face and pulled him down to press a kiss to his lips, gritty with redstone dust but lighting up with the electricity between them 

"Y/n," False looked at Y/n their face pained and lips pursed "You're in love with them." 

"What?!" Y/n felt their face flush red "NO! They're my best friends! How could I be in love with them? I just really like hanging around them all the time, and maybe i purposely overwork myself so they can take care of me and sure I've have a history with 4 out of the five and maybe I love their smiles and everything about them and Okay, Fine, maybe I wanna kiss their pretty lips until we both can't breathe but that doesn't mean i'm in love with them! Not all of them!" 

"Y/n-" Stress gaped at them and Gem and Cleo were in the background laughing their asses off "Y/n darling, what was the last thing you said?" 

"I'm not in love with them?" Y/n asked

"The other last thing," Gem said still laughing 

"I wanna-" Y/n paused as they went over the sentence again "Oh. Oh."

and Suddenly, Y/n was very happy Pearl was on a vacation and not with the other girls and them. 

RIGHT AFTER (NEXT CHAPTER!!!) ^^^^ 

NIGHTMARE CHAPTER!!! STARTS OFF WITH Y/N AND WILBUR SOOT IN A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP BUT TURNS TO WHEN Y/N FINDS OUT ABOUT WILBUR'S SECRET FAMILY. MAKE IT FUCKING HURT PUT YOUR FEARS IN THIS SHIT LUNS!!!!!! Y/N RUNS TO PHIL AND BEGS HIM TO TRAIN HER FOR A ANARCHY SERVER AND BEFORE SHE LEAVES SHE GOES TO BREAKUP WITH WILBUR BUT HE LEAVES HER INSTEAD AND TELLS HER HE HATES HER AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BEFORE KILLING HER (Y/N FOUGHT WITH L'MANBURG AND DIED TWICE???? PROTECTING THE CHILDREN AND WILBUR???? <<<< Aforementioned family problems that Y/n left season 3 for????)

Y/N WAKES UP IN THE ANARCHY SERVER AND CONTINUES THEIR LIFE IN SOLIDARITY BEFORE XISUMA INVITES THEM BACK TO HERMITCRAFT. SHE ACCEPTS AND SWITCHES HER MAIN SERVER!!! "Ahh home sweet home," Y/n sighed before startign to burrow under the giant futureistic flower pot 

CUT TO WHEN Y/N REALIZES THEYRE IN LOVE WTH THE BOATEM CREW AND START EVEN MORE ANGST THERE!!!!!! 

Y/n is asleep and having a dream. Everything is realistic and stuff. Y/n is working on laundry when th rest of boatem drop by with distured, strained or disappointed faces when they caught Y/ns attention. 

Y/n lights up and goes to reach for them only to be pushed away and their touch recoiled from. Y/n instantly feels their heart drop. 

"Y/n," grian stepped up "You have to leave." 

"What-" Y/n dropped what they were holding as they looked at Grian in shock "I- I'm sorry, whats Going on here? Is this a prank? Hahaha ve- very funny guys." 

they weren't laughing though.

why weren't they laughing

this was a prank wasnt it? 

What was going on

WHAT DID THEY DO?

"Leave Y/n," Impulse said and looked away with his arms crossed over his chest 

"What- what did I do? Im sorry- Please don't leave me- please no, Not again-. I cant live without you guys! You are my happiness, my light, my worlds. Please don't leave me! Not again, Please I love you all!" 

"Thats exactly why you have to leave Y/n," Scar said "Its so selfish of you that you cant pick a single one of us. It's actually kind of pathetic." 

Y/n felt their heart crack into tiny pieces and even more so when they started to walk away. Tears blurred their vision as they treated to reach out but they couldn't move. 

They couldn't breathe

they heard nothing. 

they felt nothing. 

nothing except the tears dripping down their cheeks and their trembling bottom lip. 

"One day, I will stop falling in love with you," Y/n finally choked out "Someday, someone will like me like I like you." 

Y/n broke down sobbing until a voice in the distance called Y/n, it getting closer and closer until

Y/n woke up. 

It was a dream. 

a nightmare. 

and what a horrible one at that. 

above them were the concerned faces of Mumbo and pearl, the only two who never said a word during the dream. Y/ hugged them tightly, burying their head into both of their shoulders before taking a deep breath and inhaling their familiar scents. 

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Y/n muttered and never caught the sad looks Mumbo and pearl gave each other "Please don't hate me. I'm sorry." 

"Oh my sweet angel," Pearl sighed and rubbed Y/n's back "We could never hate you. We adore you. You are our happieness, Our light, Our world. I don't know what happened but we're here and everything will be okay." 

1) MCC is canon. Players have to go through a special portal to travel across smps (or dimensions for them.) And once a month, some hermits and people across many servers and dimensions come to play and watch MCC (this was purely an excuse to write Y/n interactions with a lot of other streamers / Youtubers)

2) Y/n is not a pg streamer/YouTuber. They curse A LOT off camera and they curse on camera occasionally but it's mainly cut out. Some of the hermits on the server find it funny how such vulgar words comes from such a 'sweet' person. 

 Once they were playing MCC and Tommy, being the gremlin he is asked Y/n to curse. 

"FUCK!" Y/n yelled and happy cheers reached their ears as they laughed, watching the stars around their head yell and scream in confusion while Tommy and Tubbo laughed and Sparklez scolded them. 

MCC CHAP AFTER CHAP 14!!!!! Y/n near the end of the chap 14 gets something in the mail and its an invite to MCC 16!!! AUGUST 21 2021!!!! They are a part of Purpe pandas with Grian, Scott and Joel!!!! Taking over for Fruit because he couldn't make it.

THE HC GIRLS (- Pearl because she was on vaycay) MAKING Y/N REALIZE SHES IN LOVE WITH ALL OF BOATEM (I won't say I'm in love song) 

THE BOATEM CREW CONFESSES MIDWAY THROUGH THE BOOK AND THEY TRY TO CONVINCE HER TO DATE THEM (DURING THE ENDING THERES 6 ENDINGS!!!! One for each Boatem member and one where they're left behind <---- (POSSIBLE???? idk I like the idea of boatem fighting for Y/n in front of them but it an be stressful + oblivious af Y/n) 

OR  Y/N CONFESSES TO ALL OF THEM FIRST???? ITS IN A PANIC AND SHES SAYING THE LYRICS TO THE SONG DONT YOU DARE (MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU) 

Essentially, y/n is crying that shes scared to fall in love and she wants to trust her feelings. ENDS UP WITH SOFT REASSURING FLUFF!!! IM GONNA MAKE ME CRYYYYYY- (Listen to that song with rain and ACTUALLY LISTEN!!!! Let the feels run trough and let the juices flow. no holding back. you have a ton of potential) (AFTER ANGST CHAP!!!!!!) 

TITLE IDEAS: A Wild Ride of Boatem, Goddess of Boatem, The Symphony of Boatem, Boatem's Stars

Masterlist

[snowangeldotmp3]

Ok ok! I skipped over Spider-Robin au! That Girl has the brains, the chaos, and the sass to be a great spider-woman 😂

What’s a sniper for that?? :D

- ficsandfancies

truthfully i haven't written a lot for spider-robin...sorry!! (most of my spider au is focused on spider-nance 😅) but, you are in luck, because i do have a teensy snippet from the au! it's rough of course, but i still hope u enjoy!!

Robin hadn’t expected to become a superhero. Hell, she didn’t want to be a superhero. But here she was, in a spandex suit and mask, perched on the roof of the Family Video, waiting for the bad guys to show up.

What’s that saying about power and responsibility again? Something something great power something something great responsibility? Honestly Robin hadn’t been paying attention when Dustin was giving her a big grandiose speech about it. Robin knew that she had too, who else was going to do it? The Hawkins Police department? Yeah, right.

So, for the last few months, Robin’s been Hawkins one, and only, Spider-Man.

That’s right, Spider-Man.

At first, Robin objected, she wouldn’t be the Spider-Man. Dustin explained that if she went as the Spider-Woman, it would inevitably be harder on her. Especially when trying to keep her identity a secret. Posing as the Spider-Man was easy, especially with her broad shoulders, it gave her a boyish look. So Spider-Man it was.

And it was safer, she hated to admit, all the headlines on the TV and The Hawkins Post all read the same thing; Who is the Spider-Man?

Jokes on them, really.

But it keeps her friends and her family safe and—

A tingly sensation spreading through her head interrupts her train of thought, along with a distinctly feminine voice slicing through the quiet of the night.

“Leave me alone, assholes!”

Oh well, duty calls.

Robin hops down from the edge of the Family Video roof, landing on the wet asphalt with a soft oof.

“What do we got, Rob?” Steve’s voice crackles through the earpiece, crunching once again on potato chips. Ah yes, Steve. Harrington. A guy she never thought would even remotely be a good person, much less a good, no, best friend. Turns out, she was wrong about him, very, very wrong, and he’ll never let her forget it. They’re a good pair. Dustin’s half convinced that they’re long lost twins or something.

And honestly? It’s not that hard to believe. They’re practically connected at the hip in everything.

“Um,” she starts, peering around the corner, “looks like two assholes and…” she squints, catching a glimpse of permed brunette curls, “oh, shit.”

“Oh shit?” Steve questions.

Oh, shit indeed. You see, Robin knows that girl. Or, rather, knows of her. It’s Nancy Wheeler.

Nancy Wheeler, who dated Steve Harrington in high school. Who recently dumped Jonathan Byers, photographer for the Hawkins Bugle; who’s studying journalism at Hawkins State; and, who’s the biggest priss Robin’s ever met.

Robin isn’t one to believe what people say about others, that would be incredibly hypocritical of her, but the few interactions she’s had with Nancy Wheeler proved the priss allegations. Always perfectly prim and proper and carried a certain air of daintiness with her. She was also unfairly gorgeous. A heart shaped face that pinches at the chin with big brunette hair. Robin always thought she kind of looked like a movie star, unfairly pretty in a way that was undeniable. And Robin’s not just saying that because she’s gay, this was a statement that was universally true, Nancy Wheeler was gorgeous. There was nothing else to it.

[danpuff-ao3]

I don't think babies are cute. I want kids and have been spending time with peers who have babies. I don't think their kids are cute. I'm worried my own baby won't be cute.

Well, Anon, I can't decide if you came to the right person or the wrong person LOL. Myself, I don't want kids. I like sleep and money and doing whatever I want too much. Also: babies leak everywhere. Every orifice. Just leaks. They're also loud. And needy. Not to mention the whole "getting the baby" thing. Pregnancy and childbirth seem awful. And other means of getting them are just plain expensive and at times sketchy. I could actually write a whole book on why the whole "having kids" thing just isn't for me.

But the important bit is this: you baby might not be cute. Your baby doesn't have to be cute! Babies are not accessories. They are little humans that grow into big humans. Maybe you have an ugly baby that grows up to be a supermodel. Or a little pageant baby that grows up to be...not a supermodel. There are more important things that how cute a baby is. Just like there are more important things than how cute anyone is.

Maybe your baby will love snuggles, or will coo sweetly at you. Maybe your baby will grin all big when they see you. Maybe they're silly. Maybe they grow up to be super creative, or super athletic, or super smart, or all of the above.

Also most fresh from the oven babies aren't that cute anyway. They're much cuter once they've plumped up and have a personality to them!

There is so much you don't know and can't plan for with kids. It's the great chaos of life. How quick and easy will pregnancy happen? How will the pregnancy be? Will they be born healthy? Will they stay healthy? Who will they look like? Who will they act like? Will you bond with the kid right away, or will it have to grow? Will you like the person your kid becomes? You can't promise they'll have blue eyes, or a good sense of humor, or if they'll share your beliefs, or if they have a good fashion sense. No matter how much control you try to assert, or want to assert, you'll never really have it. What you will have is all of this time to nurture another human, and learn about them, and watch them grow. You get first row seats to watching them develop. To see them explore and interact with the world around them. You get to be part of someone's grand adventure of life. That's pretty cool, yeah?

How a person looks doesn't really mean much at all, does it?

So maybe, just maybe, your baby will look like a really pitiful potato. That's alright. It's not "cuteness" I'd wish for, but happiness and health. I hope you have a sweet, silly potato. And I hope your potato grows into a...idk...a really clever, artsy french fry or something. Or a generous and intelligent, uh...hash brown. Or a passionate, optimistic tater tot! Okay I've taken the metaphor too far, but you get what I mean. I hope anyway.

And even if you know, rationally, that other people see a really pitiful potato...maybe you'll love them too much and they'll be too sweet and smiley and snuggly for you to see anything but beauty.

[alwaysthesitter]

Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American followers that celebrate! And if you don't celebrate, or aren't from the US, happy Thursday! Don't have many plans today. Since my dad passed, we aren't really big on the holidays. Just going to be my mom and I eating a small dinner and watching the parade. Going to spend a few hours at the alzheimer's unit with my grandma, even though she probably doesn't even know what holiday it is.

Just wanted to pop on and say how thankful I am for all of you. Since coming back to Tumblr in July of this year, my journey has been rough, and that's not even a strong enough word for it. But I appreciate all of you, truly. I am thankful for those that have stuck by my side through everything and given me a chance. I am thankful for those that I unfortunately lost to the chaos for creating beautiful stories and connections with me. I am thankful that I get a chance to bring such life to a character that means truly more than I can explain to me, and that I get to be here creating new adventures with such talented, beautiful people.

I hope your day is lovely. I hope you get to be with family (well, if your family is nice) and cherish those memories and moments. I hope if you're with family and they aren't so nice, you know that family does not always mean blood, and their opinions don't define you (trust me, I've been there - I've sat through holidays dinners and heard how trans people just want to r*pe people in bathrooms). I hope you get to eat whatever Thanksgiving dish you like best (mine is sweet potatos!) and you just have a day of grace and peace in this holiday season.

I am thankful to be alive. I am thankful I get to write in a hobby I love. I am thankful to be on this chaos hellsite and get to interact with each and every one of you. Happy thanksgiving, babes.

[automatic-external-defibrillator]

hitting you back. answer all the questions in the hermitcraft ask game. fool

AHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!! YOUVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!! (<- loves answering ask games) long post ahead!!!

🐶 What hermits do you watch?

Grian, Mumbo, and Gem! Currently watching through Impulse's but have plans to watch Pearl and probably Doc as well.

🐱 Who was your first hermit?

Grian o7

🐰 Who is your favourite hermit?

Gem!! She has such fun, chaotic vibes. She's so excited about everything and willing to tackle just about anything. Loved watching her figure out the armor stands in season 9.

🐼 Who is one hermit you haven't watched yet but want to?

Oughhhhh probably Bdubs or Keralis. I've heard good things about both of them, but again, my watch list is already kinda up there. Oh, but I would also love to watch Cub and Cleo.

🐸 What year did you start watching hermitcraft?

This year! (2023)

🐵 What season did you watch first?

Season 7! I enjoyed it immensely and I loved all the shenanigans involving the shopping district war.

🐧 What is your favourite season?

Oh goodness... I'm not sure. I think season 9, simply because of the sheer chaos. Also it's the only season I've watched of Gem >-< (I need to watch her season 8)

🐝 What is your favorite hermitcraft moment?

Mumbo making really obscure potato puns and Impulse constantly dying with hundreds of levels in season 8

🦝 Do you watch any streams?

I have watched exactly one stream since I became a hermit fan and that was Gem's MCC Pride stream.

🍂 How many hermits are you subscribed to on YouTube?

3, currently. That will probably go up as I watch more hermits' videos, though.

🍄 Do you only watch hermitcraft content, or do you watch their other videos, too?

I watch the life series and Gem's New Life and Hardcore series. I might watch her Empires videos next, though.

🌻 Are you also in the life series fandom?

It was my gateway drug. Thank you ilex for the new hyperfixation and the mental breakdown o7

🌕 What is your favorite hermitcraft build?

Xisuma's season 7 bee base <3 It's really pretty (and also Gem's dungeon in her season 9 megabase)

🌗 Do you have a favorite quote/favorite quotes?

"...Waffle?" and "It's actually quite simple, really."

🌙 If you could join hermitcraft, would you?

Maybe? I don't know. I feel like I would if I had the attention span to do so. I flit between games and interests so fast I don't think I'd be on as much as I should. Otherwise, I'd love to. I have a vague outline for a massive building/redstone combination project that I might try and hash out. I was thinking of making that my long-term goal/project for a survival series if I could just figure out a good setup for recording. It... probably won't happen any time soon, though. (the project, not joining hermitcraft lol)

🪐 If you joined hermitcraft, who would you team with?

I'm not sure. It really depends on who I run into first, then latch onto them like a limpet. Then, whatever wacky hijinks would ensue, ensues. Or I could pull a Zedaph and live in a hole and not really interact with anyone.

💫 Have you met any hermits?

I have not. I don't really put myself out there enough to be in a situation in which I would. Not to mention, I don't really watch streams, so I haven't really spoken to anyone via stream chat either.

⭐️ If you could meet your favorite hermit, what would you say to them? / If you've met your favorite hermit, what did you say?

I don't really know. I don't exactly... have a desire to meet them, either. Like most people want to meet celebrities and all that, but I'd just be too awkward. Probably just the standard "Hey! I love your videos!" and leave it at that. Nothing too special.

🌟 Have you been to any conventions?

No :( I'd probably get super overwhelmed at one, anyway.

✨ Do you have any merch?

No. I haven't really seen anything that strikes my fancy.

🌈 Are you immune to the good times? (No, no, you are not.)

Okay, actually, this is gonna be a super weird answer. I am, but not because of anything edgy. It's super stupid, actually, but I have a vendetta against Jellie. Why? I have no idea, but every time I see an image of her, my brain sends the negative signals. She's a cute cat, but my brain has decided I dislike her, which is really mean :( I'm sorry. Also, GoodTimesWithStare.

[dazenightmare]

I really just want to make a grocery store AU but all I have worked out is:

George as security cam boy that sleeps and only seems to wake up when something interesting is happening

SBI taking over the deli section, with Techno handling the meats, Phil making the food, Tommy serving people at the counter, and Wilbur who does literally nothing but just vibe and talk and nobody knows how he’s managed to keep his job

Tubbo as the roller-blade help boy who has a headset and roller skates, and does whatever task needs to be done (mainly restocking shelves). He is summoned if his name is even uttered into the walkie-talkie system

Sapnap as security near the doors who flirts with timid cashier Karl and goofball janitor Quackity, and somehow gets in a relationship with them both

Dream as the manager who’s always doing paperwork in his office, but always knows exactly what is happening in his store and takes over the store’s intercoms if need be

Eret as the receptionist at the help desk who every customer loves

Niki as head baker with the help of Ranboo and sometimes Fundy (god help them when Fundy’s in the kitchen)

Fundy and Awesamdude as the dudes in the back of the store who’s always unloading the trucks and keeping everything organized in only a way they and Tubbo can understand. Trust them, Dream and Techno tried.

Purpled as a cashier who if is encountered with something without a tag, will just silently put it in the bag depending on what it is

And Schlatt as the drunkard who buys drinks from the store and is always entertaining when he comes in

And the only scenarios in this AU I’ve worked out so far is:

1. If aggravated at someone(s) who works on staff, Tubbo will just say into the talkie system they have five minutes. When that five minutes is up, Dream goes onto the intercoms and says “Attention all customers and staff, be cautious, as rollerblade-boy Tubbo is now hunting (insert name) for sport around the store. Stay clear if you hear shouting or screaming, and cover minor’s ears in case profanities are used. I repeat, Tubbo is hunting (insert name) for sport. Teens, I suggest you get your cameras out.”

And sometimes, about ten seconds later, he comes back on with, “ATTENTION STAFF MEMBERS, TUBBO HAS THE CELERY STICK, I REPEAT, TUBBO HAS THE CELERY STICK! IF YOU WANT TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY, DO NOT HELP (insert name) IN ANY WAY!” And all staff members are just filled with fear, because only they know how painful it is to get smacked by Tubbo with The Celery Stick

2. The first time Schlatt stumbled into the store, he was high off his ass, and just looked at Quackity and Tubbo who were talking nearby and decided mine, proceeding to pick them up like sacks of potatoes and running towards the doors like a madman while the two teens screamed. This event continued as such: Schlatt being chased around the store at first by only Sapnap, but gains more chasers the more departments they stop by. This ends with him being chased by Sapnap and Karl (for their boyfriend), SBI (for their adopted brother), and Sam (for his unofficial son). It only ends when Purpled drops down from the fucking ceiling to crash Schlatt into the ground yelling “BEDWARS!!”

3. Sometimes, an absolute Karen will just be yelling at a bored looking Purpled for how “disrespectful” he was being, demanding to speak to the manager. He tells them he should be here in five minutes, but then the Karen goes “you haven’t even contacted them! Contact them right now!” After this, Purpled just smiles bitterly at them before going on to the intercom, saying in the perfect customer’s service voice, and I quote, “Attention all shoppers, there is a Karen on Aisle Five. Please stay clear if you see an angry tall man in a green hoodie walking to said aisle. Don’t want anyone unsuspecting to die. Again, if you see an angry tall man in a green hoodie walking towards Aisle Five, stay out of his path. Fellow teens, I suggest you get your cameras out.”

The Karens never come back to the store after listening to an angry Dream teach them common manners while a handful of youth were recording the interaction from a safe distance

4. “Bakery. Cashiers. Deli department. Management. My older sibling used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when Tubbo kept balance between the bakery staff, cashiers, deli department, and management staff. But that all changed when Tommy of the deli department attacked. Only Tubbo mastered all four departments. Only he could stop the ruthless staff of the deli department. But when the store needed him most, he called in sick. A hundred hours have passed and the deli department is nearing victory in the Helper War. Two minutes ago, my sister and her friend journeyed to the cash registers to help fight against the deli department, leaving me and me alone to look after the bakery. Some people believe that Tubbo may not return within the next week, and that chaos will reign until then. But I haven’t lost hope. I still believe that somehow, Tubbo will return to save the store.” -Ranboo, during the Helper War

5. For months Quackity held a grudge against George because he somehow got locked in the supplies closet and the only person that would notice was, you guessed it, the person manning the cameras. But of course, THAT MOTHERFUCKER STAYED ASLEEP, LEAVING QUACKITY STUCK IN THE GODDAMN CLOSET FOR NEARLY FIVE HOURS BEFORE ERET FOUND HIM BECAUSE THEY NEEDED A BROOM

6. One day, nobody noticed that Wilbur wasn’t in the deli department until the intercom clicked on, followed immediately by, “Hello shoppers and staff! Welcome to another episode of Why Haven’t I Been Fired Yet? I’m your host, Wilbur Soot of the deli department. Today, we’re going to fill the manager’s office with as much glitter as possible before he gets back from the local Taco Bell, when I will be inevitability killed. Teens, I suggest you get your cameras out, because today will be a fun episode.”

[latin-dr-robotnik]

A penny for your thoughts about Amy being in frontiers. "I read what the leaks said but I still want to hear your opinion."

Great! Thanks anon, if we're on the same page, then I won't lose any time bringing up the leaks, or at least the more credible ones.

At first I didn't think Amy was in the trailer. I was live with my friends, and my immediate reaction was "yes, that's the ghost girl!". I assumed she would be a new character, and it took me a while to come back to the trailer and check the voice, but even then I was having a hard time hearing something like Cindy Robinson's voice, for example. Then all the Twitter stuff happened and Japanese fans immediately came out saying "it's definitely Amy", soooo...

I think both Junichi and the Xbox YouTube channel spoiled a main plot reveal. It's no coincidence that both managed to leak the fact Amy is the "ghostly voice", and I'm not surprised this detail slipped through SEGA's control. Last night I told my friends that SEGA has handled Frontiers in a sloppy way, with fans being able to extract the "Rangers" working name immediately after they posted the first teaser, and now this spoiler. They're trying very hard to keep it all under wraps, but it still happened.

Anyway, I must admit I REALLY like Frontiers' setup. We have this unknown ancient technology and Eggman trying to use his new cutting edge AI to harness it, but in a very Half Life-esque way it all turns out to be a big "prepare for unforeseen consequences" moment. Where does Amy fit in all of this? I have no idea, maybe she was at the wrong place at the wrong time, or maybe this was a targeted attack on her, we'll have to see. This opens two possibilities, though:

In a very BOTW way, Amy could be the main character fighting/containing this new threat, and she requires Sonic's full help to defeat it. This requires the full intervention of the Chaos Emeralds, otherwise the fight is "too dangerous!" like she said in the trailer. This means she'll probably lead Sonic like Zelda leads Link throughout the game, with the added spice of Sonic being a talkative character who can add a lot of spice to each conversation.

On the other hand, Amy could be in a dire situation, actively in danger, requiring Sonic's help to break out wherever she is. Amy may not be the only "imprisoned" character, as it's said we need to save Sonic's friends "and maybe even save himself".

Either outcome sounds neat to me. I like the idea Amy could be a main character in this, expanding a bit on her dynamic with Sonic as we've seen SEGA pushing more and more merchandise with them. I think she might be related to both this new "cyberspace" thing and mayyyybe the "ancient lore" that's been doing the rounds on the internet for many months now, which in turn could also relate to Sonic Prime (which Flynn is also involved as a consultant).

I sent my bestie potatoes-tomatoes a little piece of writing I came up with earlier today, an idea I had about Amy being in a sort of "parallel reality" of Sonic's, where they can talk to each other and maybe even see each other but they can't physically interact, and this concept was coincidentally picked up almost at the same time in a lovely art piece by Aiole on Twitter (that art is literally how I envisioned that scene, seriously, it's so great) so, maybe check back later when she gets around to post it!

Anyway, I think my thoughts so far are a mess. I'm still trying to figure out some things, but if you have any other specific questions for me I'll gladly take them!

[fairywithgremlintendencies]

hiya!! nice of you to stop by!!

call me leaf or jasper/jas :D (most nicknames are also fine by me! esp if we're mutuals!)

it is i, the one who follows too many accounts (over 2.8k to be a little more specific)

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my beloved adopted sibling is @scalesthedragon

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some things about me!

fairycore enthusiast

i'm an infp and 5w6 or something

autistic. anxiety too

because of this, tone indicators are appreciated when necessary!!

i'm a librarian! (well technically i'm a lower rank than that but librarian sounds way cooler i think)

i really like characters. Both in media and my own.

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I’m pretty sure I have maladaptive daydreaming/at least a very vivid imagination and for me that entails having a very complex world in my imagination with way too much fantasy characters and fantasy lore (I’m down to talk about stuff like this if anyone has a similar interest!)

i'm from Aotearoa New Zealand :D

lesbian/homoplatonic

i'm also polyam and aroacespec. Or something.

i identify mostly with the term genderqueer in regards to gender,, but non-binary/nb also works!

i really like plushies if you couldn't tell

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Some fandoms i'm in!

ramble to me about these if you want!! or anything really!

encanto

komi can't communicate

bnha (i'm a manga reader and an anime watcher so talking about either is okay!!)

sk8 the infinity

idolish7 (i've only seen seasons 1 and 2 so far so no spoilers if possible!)

castle swimmer (webtoon)

not so silent (webtoon)

stare down (webtoon)

the four of them (webtoon)

nevermore (webtoon)

your wings and mine (webtoon)

given (mostly caught up in the manga but i forgor most of what happened)

yuri on ice

bakuten!!

re-main

haikyuu (anime only as of rn)

saiki k

blue period (pretty much just anime only)

monthly girl's nozaki kun (anime only as of rn)

assassination classroom

anonymous noise (not fully caught up on manga)

shera

the owl house

the legend of korra

voltron (kinda,,i havent finished it yet)

death note

the promised neverland (anime only, i've only seen a little of the second season)

please enjoy your stay!! <3

[amethystpath-writes]

Maybe a Civillian whose been kidnapped by the Villain as leverage or whatever, and is being held as his place? Only to find out that villain has a little girl living with him. His daughter. She’s all giggles and smiles, and asking to play with Civillian!

Civilians hands are a bit tied (literally) scared of upsetting villain by getting too close to his daughter. Little does Civillian know that he actually adores how good you look holding his little girl

Tumblr f'd up so you might get this answered twice, or three times. Either way, I made this gay so I hope you don't mind.

******

"Have a seat." Villain gestured to the dinner table.

As Civilian stood frozen, eyes buggy and wide, Villain came over, placing a hand on his new captive's back, urging him forward.

"Maybe I was too harsh. Welcome to my humble abode. Take your jacket off and stay a while."

Still, Civilian said nothing, only breathed quick and harshly as he was guided to the table. He wasn't sure what he thought was going to happen at the table. Maybe the wood would turn metal and he'd be flipped on his stomach while Villain dug at his spine with just his bare fingers.

"Just sit right there while I make dinner." The villain's voice was cold and lazy. He seemed tired, which scared Civilian even more. Being tired meant being careless, and why wouldn't Villain already be careless with a captive? This was bad. This was really, really bad. And this was why Civilian let himself be pushed down into a chair. If he was cooperative, he'd be okay. Right?

The sound of fast feet sounded and Civilian's attention snapped to a hallway up and to his left. A little girl emerged from the dark.

"Daddyyyyy!" she yelled and promptly ran to...to Villain. Civilian nearly choked on nothing but his own shock. There was absolutely no way Villain had a daughter. No way. Kidnappers couldn't be parents. Bombers of cities couldn't be parents. Criminals like Villain weren't parents. It didn't make sense.

But the sight was right in front of Civilian as he silently watched from the table. The girl squeezed Villain's legs together while he fried something in a pan.

Villain said, "Honey, you need to step back. The grease pops and I don't want you getting burnt, alright?"

The girl giggled and hung on as if it was a challenge. Civilian didn't understand. Villain had a daughter, one who clearly looked up to him right now, and was...was happy living under the roof of a man who caused chaos seemingly just because he liked it.

A spatula clunked against the skillet. Villain turned, grabbing his supposed daughter's shoulders. Here it is, Civilian thought, and he nearly stood- despite his fear- to defend the young girl. Before he could even push his chair back, though, Villain took a step forward, forcing the girl back. "No getting hurt. Go sit at the table, alright? I'll bring you the food and some fruit punch when I'm done."

"Hawaiian punch?"

"That's fruit punch, isn't it? Did I get the wrong thing?" Villain seemed genuinely confused, which made Civilian even more so. This was wrong. It was all so wrong. Villain couldn't be a parent, much less a good one.

Villain shook his head. "I got you red juice. Now go sit down before I burn all of our potatoes."

This time, the little girl didn't argue or try to hug Villain's legs again. Instead, she came running over to a wide eyed Civilian, and it didn't take her long to notice him.

"Hello!" She gave a toothy smile and waved wildly at Civilian as he was sat across from her.

Civilian stole a glance at Villain who moved very, very slowly as he stirred. He was listening.

"Helloooo. Person?"

He said nothing. Surely, interacting with the Villain's daughter wouldn't bode well with his captor. Surely, it would lead to Civilian being split open with dull blades. Or- or maybe Villain would-

"Go on, Civilian. Introduce yourself, nicely."

Civilian coughed, fingers clenching into fists behind his back. "I- uh- I'm...I'm Civilian."

"And?" Villain piped from the kitchen, scraping the spatula against the skillet before flipping the diced potatoes he was cooking.

And? And what? He gave the kid his name. What else was there to say, to give? "And I'm a friend of Villain's- of your dad's." Civilian watched the villain nod.

"You're Daddy's friend?"

Civilian nodded at her with a discreet swallow.

"Will you be my friend, too? Oo! We can play stuff. Daddy bought me legos. Will you play with those?"

"I don't think- um..." Civilian's hands were wild behind his back, unable to separate as Villain tied them together so long ago, but to squirming with anxiety.

Footsteps sounded. This time they weren't soft and quick like when the little girl ran out. These steps were slow and heavy. Villain. Villain was coming closer. Did he not like how Civilian was talking to his daughter? But hadn't he just told him to elaborate? Oh god, what was Civilian supposed to do?

Villain walked behind him, and Civilian's eyes widened as he felt a cold plane lay up against one of his arms. There was an edge to it, too. "Of course he'll be your friend, darling. You want to play legos, Civilian? She's been working on the Millennium Falcon. Maybe you can help her out while I finish our meal."

That wall of cold disappeared and Villain began cutting at the rope. "Um, yeah. Yeah, I'll help you build that- that...what was it?" Civilian chuckled falsely in his panic. "The- the Star Wars thing. I'll help you build it. That sounds like fun. Fun."

There was a breath of warmth on Civilian's ears. His breathing picked up speed as Villain whispered, "Take a deep breath." Civilian didn't understand it was supposed to be soothing. He took it as a threat and braced himself for Villain cutting into his wrists.

But that time didn't come. Instead, the rope fell from Civilian's hands and he sighed in relief. Villain whispered again. "Now go play."

And so Civilian did.

***

"I'm done now." The kid stood from the floor, stepping out of the chaotic mess she and Civilian made.

This was just in time for Villain to call out from the kitchen that food was ready.

As Civilian began to stand up, Villain's daughter came running back and nearly knocked him over. "Up," she said. "Pick me up."

"Oh. I- That's- Maybe I shouldn't."

"Pleaaaaaase."

He stood up all the way, the girl clinging to his shirt. Civilian glanced down at the end of the hall, where, to the right, he would see Villain pouring potatoes into bowls or on plates.

This was a bad idea. He couldn't hold Villain's daughter. He told Civilian to play legos with the girl, not bond with her and hold her like Villain should be doing.

"Pleaaaaaase? Please please please. Pleaaaase."

Civilian could hear the way she was about to cry, and wouldn't crying be worse than just giving in and picking her up? Crying would imply that he hurt Villain's daughter or something. That would be worse. It would be way worse and Villain might kill him.

"Okay. Okay, okay." Civilian held his arms out and the little girl squealed, lifting her arms up so that Civilian could grab her pits and lift her up.

He walked her out of the room, stopping just before they could exit the hallway.

"Um," the kid said, "the table's right there. Can we go there?"

Civilian didn't hear her. He was too afraid of walking out there, knowing Villain would see him holding his daughter.

"Daughter, Civilian! Food's getting co- oh." Villain stepped into the dining room, visible from the hallway- which also meant Villain now saw Civilian. "You're right there. Come sit down."

"I'm sorry," Civilian spewed, setting the girl down. "She wanted up and I wasn't going to, but then she started begging and I could tell she was about to cry and I was afraid you'd-"

Villain walked to the fridge and pulled out a ranch bottle, while interrupting Civilian by saying, "It's fine. Go sit down. I'm getting ranch and vinegar- do you want cheese? I have sharp and mild."

Civilian might have read into Villain's words too far, noticing how he said sharp before mild. It was a warning, Civilian thought. "No cheese," he said, "but thank you." Thank you for not killing me when you saw me holding your daughter.

***

Dinner was eaten, and almost immediately after, Villain's daughter wanted Civilian to pick her up again- just to carry her around and see things from a different perspective.

When she told Civilian that she wanted to be taller than him, but not taller than her dad, Civilian flustered, nearly putting her down right away.

But Villain didn't mind, not at all. In fact, it was cute- the way Civilian blushed when Daughter asked for something, anything. The way, when he thought Villain wasn't looking, he smiled. Or he laughed when he thought Villain was too occupied to hear. The way he loved a villain's daughter like she was just some kid off the street. All of it.

The best, exactly, was when Civilian held Villain's daughter. Because it was then that he really became...something. Villain couldn't say what 'it' was. It wasn't attraction. It couldn't possibly be attraction. Civilian was here as a prisoner...but still. Civilian was pretty, and he was great with kids. He pointed at various objects and laughed as he held Daughter. She certainly enjoyed it.

Still, Civilian's light always dimmed when he realized Villain was watching- admiring- what all he did. Civilian didn't know it was admiration, though, and Villain couldn't tell him that it was. Why? Because Civilian was supposed to be leverage against Hero. If Villain ever admitted it wasn't scornful and threatening looks directed at Civilian, word would get out, and suddenly he'd become leverage against Villain, not Hero.

[invisibleimages]

christmas confessions

james potter x fem!reader

words: 1,251

a/n: second installment of my twenty five day christmas writing challenge. thank you for the notes on the last one shot, i really appreciate it and i actually freaked out for like ten minutes because i was so happy. this is horribly rushed, I thought I would finish and publish it early today but it was longer than expected. i'm sorry my writing is super sh*tty. like and follow if you enjoyed♡

summary: james and the maraurders spend christmas at the l/n residence and chaos ensues.

warnings: swearing, ooc characters, bad writing, rushed ending, sleep deprived author

Christmas spent with the Potters was nothing new for the L/ns family, they had been doing it for years now, even before James and Y/n had gone off to Hogwarts when they were 11. Both families lived on the same street, only about two doors down for one another. Which by default meant Y/n and James would grow up conjoined at the hip.

They were truly inseparable even throughout their Hogwarts time when they made other friends and pursued different activities, they always found a way to be together through and through. But this year was different, this year James had invited his friends over.

Of course Y/n knew about the maraurders, the whole school knew about them, but Y/n never really took anytime to talk to them. James brought up his gang of misfits on a few occasions but Y/n never really had any connection with them. Their paths just never really crossed except on a few occasions, and even then they had no memorable interaction. But since James invited them over for Christmas, Y/n had to attempt to socialize with them.

“Y/n get the ham out of the oven so I can get the door!” Doing as told, Y/n snuck glances at the door, nearly dropping the ham when she saw James, clad with the red sweater she had gotten him last Christmas and a ugly pair of khakis that she's sure his mom made him wear. Not far behind were the other marauders.

“Y/n come welcome in the guests while I set up the rest of the table.” Walking in the living room, Y/n greeted the Potters with a hug before moving along towards the fellow teens. James opened his arms upon seeing her and pulled her into a bone crushing hug. The other marauders were greeted accordingly once he let go, which took awhile. “Nice to finally meet you guys.”

“James talks a lot about you” Flushing,. Y/n offered Sirius with a small smile, totally oblivious to James threatening hand gestures that Remus and Peter had the pleasure of snickering to. “Hope it's nothing embarrassing….” Y/n couldn't help but think of all the embarrassing things she's told James over the years and silently prayed that he didn't tell the other boys. “I'd never embarrass you N/n” Sharply turning to him, Y/n saw the cheeky expression plastered on his face. “Calling me that is embarrassing!”

“Common kids, let's eat!” Mrs. Potter yelled from the dinning room. The 5 made their way to the table, mouths watering at the sight of all the delicious food M/n had cooked. “This all looks amazing Mrs. L/n, thank you for having us over.” Remus said sitting down next to Peter. “Thank you son, now everyone, EAT!” Y/n's mom gushed at the complement, digging into her own food shortly after seeing everyone's reactions to her heavenly cooking.

“So y/n,” Mrs Potter said, cutting into the ham she had previously put on her plate “How have you been with studies, I'm sure you're doing well. Better than james I hope.” Chuckling a bit, Y/n looked at her plate and stabbed her fork into her mashed potatoes. “I've been doing quite well in my schooling Mrs Potter, my grades are higher than ever actually!”

“That's wonderful dear! James, tell us about that study date you two had that you kept blabbing on about!” Mr. Potter nudged James a bit, bellowing in laughter when he saw his son's flustered face.

Y/n couldn't help but become flustered herself, seeing as though the whole table was laughing at the two embarrassed teens. Joining into playfully jab at his friend, Sirius exclaimed lousy “The bloke wouldn't bloody shut up about it for days!”

If it was even possible, both Y/n and James flushed even harder, growing more embarrassed with the constant laughter surrounding the two. Taking his opportunity to speak, Peter spoke out in his fits of laughter “Yeah, he's so in love with her he talks about her 24/7! He's always trying to come up with ways to ask her out but he never goes through with it!” Peter laughed for a solid minute, not noticing he was the only one. The rest of the table was dead silent, looking at James, Peter, or Y/n. Waiting for one of them to make the next move.

“Wait…. what does he mean?” James visibly paled, getting up as quickly as he could and rushed down the hall towards the bathroom. “I-I gotta go!” The table was purely quite for a second, seemingly in shock at James' sudden dash. Getting up as quickly as she could, Y/n leaped out of her own chair and rushing behind him to follow after him. “W-wait! James!”

The door slammed was already closed when she got in front of it. “James?” Y/n asked, hoping he would open the door for her to come in. “James I know you're in there, let me in so we can talk. Please….” Watching the door slowly open, Y/n quickly stepped through and swiftly locked the door behind her.

Neither one of them talked for a moment, they just stood staring at each other. Y/n eventually broke the suffocating silence. “It's okay, I know the teasing was a bit much” Averting his gaze from her and straightening himself out, James stood as stiff as a board. “Yeah…” He trailed off. Trying to lighten the mood, Y/n smiled at the taller boy. “Well if it makes ya feel any better, red really is your color!” Laughing at her corny jokes, James couldn't help but smile at the smaller girl. “You're a riot, you know that N/n…” Smirking at the boy Y/n jokingly said, “Of course I do you bloody plonker, how did you think I became such good friends with you?”

The two laughed, the atmosphere of the room turning into a more cheerful one. “Ya'know Y/n I really really like you, scratch that, I love you and I want you to want me too. And, it's okay if you don't feel the same way I'll totally be okay with that even though I've been in love with you since 4th year and-” Y/n shut him up with a swift kiss, seeing she had to cut off his out of character blabber. She pulled away, looking at the shocked expression on his face. “James, stop talking. I thought it was pretty obvious that I liked you, hell all the Ravenclaw girls totally planned out a little romance story for us, and yes I did read the whole thing.”

“I love you James Potter.” Giving him another kiss, he pulled Y/n into him by the waist and deepening the kiss. Pulling away, Y/n left a lingering kiss in the corner of his mouth, “I think we should go back now before they suspect something dirty happened.” Unlocking the door, Y/n motioned for James to walk out first mumbling out a quiet “ladies first” when he was just about out of earshot.

“Sorry for running off before, I was just embarrassed.” James said, sitting down at his seat and going back to eating his food. Y/n's mom leaned over to whisper in the ear, “What happened in there?”

“Nothing.” Y/n said plainly, shooting a small glance at James before going back to her food.