#Soap Making Course for Beginners

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The Sustainable Art of Soap Making: Why More People Are Ditching Commercial Soaps

Introduction

Tired of store-bought soaps that leave your skin dry and your conscience uneasy? The modern consumer is now more aware than ever; and the shift towards learning how to make soap at home is real.

Why Homemade Is Better?

When you make your own soap:

You avoid harsh chemicals

Customize ingredients for your skin

Choose natural ingredients for handmade soaps

Reduce plastic waste and support sustainability

Types of Soap Making

Melt & Pour: Great for beginners.

Cold Process: Gives you full control over ingredients.

Hot Process: Faster and more rustic-looking.

Starter Ingredients

Some of the most popular ingredients for homemade bathing soap include:

Coconut oil (cleansing & lather)

Olive oil (gentle & moisturizing)

Neem and turmeric (antibacterial)

Essential oils like lavender or peppermint

Goat milk or aloe vera (for skin sensitivity)

Learn from Experts

If you're serious about this skill, join the Soap Making Course for Beginners. It’s designed for absolute beginners and teaches how to make soap at home using safe, natural techniques.

Looking for a more exploratory path? Try the Free Home Gardening 101 for Beginners ;  because learning to grow herbs that go into your soap (like rosemary, lemongrass, or aloe) is the next step to full-circle sustainability.

Community & Learning

Kalpavriksha also offers sessions through their School Connect program to teach younger generations about nature-based living and crafts like soap making, composting, and gardening.

With the right knowledge and inspiration, making homemade bathing soap becomes more than a hobby; it’s a return to nature. Embrace it for your health, your environment, and your creativity.

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SURPRISE, SURPRISE !

john "soap" mactavish / reader – 9.3k sale of a lifetime mini series !

tags: smut, developing relationship, virginity for sale trope, protective!soap, virgin!reader, afab!reader, no prns for reader, mean!soap? or maybe just intense!soap, soap is NOT beginner-friendly

cw: loss of virginity, soap's filthy mouth, fingering, multiple orgasms, wet&messy, sloppy blowjob, cum facial, squirting, crying during sex?/dacryphilia, consent check bc johnny is a GOOD MAN, intense heated sex to sex with feelings, cunnilingus, corruption kink if u squint, multiple rounds, sloppy sex tbh

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It’s not like it’s hard to find someone to sell your virginity to, men come out of the woodwork offering you the money. It’s no problem at all to set up a little meeting and get to know them before you’re whisked away to a bedroom.

At least, that’s how it should be. 

The problem was there seemingly was always something that got in the way. Or rather…someone.

Soap, in fact. 

or.

After continuously getting in the way of your attempts to sell your virginity, you finally let yourself fall into bed with him instead.

You couldn’t believe you wound up here. You always thought it would happen in some sweet way. A long-time boyfriend or girlfriend, happy and in love. You’d snuggle up afterwards and be told how good you were.

But no, instead you became swamped in debt and ended up on the verge of eviction even though you were living in the cheapest apartment you could find that wasn’t in an area that would get you stabbed for stepping outside. You needed money fast and you had one thing that plenty of perverts would pay for; your virginity. It’s not your most crowning moment in life but as they say, you gotta do what you gotta do. 

At least, that’s what you keep telling yourself so you don’t crumble under the shame of it all. 

When the chair across from you suddenly gets yanked out, feet scraping obnoxiously across the floor, making you nearly jump out of your skin. The man who sits down looks nothing like the picture he sent and you internally groan. He looks much older than you, no doubt in his mid 40’s, balding, and graying hair. You wouldn’t mind an older man if he were a little more…attractive. Sure, maybe that’s a bit shallow of you but fuck, it’s your virginity you’re giving away. You should be allowed to be picky with the man you choose! Under normal circumstances you would be so why not now?

Then again, this isn’t exactly normal circumstances was it?

You pick up the glass of the strongest drink you could handle that you ordered at the bar while waiting and downed it in one deep gulp. You gave the man a very fake smile and he grinned back, the sleazy sight making your stomach turn. 

You were going to need a lot more alcohol. 

The evening turned into night and you’re feeling the effects of the alcohol. Your ‘date’ doesn’t seem to mind in the slightest as you drink, if anything he seems elated. That thought makes you curl your lip in disgust. 

“So,” he starts when you finally lean back in your chair, having had your fill of alcohol for the night, “Shall we move this along? My place or yours?”

“You got the money you promised?” you ask, raising a brow, unsure if you sounded as drunk to him as you did to yourself.

“In my car,” he responds, grin sitting irritatingly lopsided on his ugly face, “Got it all ready for you. After services are rendered, of course.”

Anxiety coils in your stomach at the mention of what you have to do to get the money. It’s a lot of money and that makes your palms sweaty – you need it. You feel like there’s eyes on you from behind, making the hair on the back of your neck stand on end. When you turn to look around, there’s no one paying any attention to you. Everyone in the bar was having a nice time. You wish you were one of them. 

“Let’s get out here,” the man grins, “I am just achin’ to get my hands on you.”

He stands up but you find yourself rooted to your seat. Your entire body feels tense, you can’t find it in yourself to stand up. You don’t want to go with the guy, you decide. Your fight or flight activates with terrifying speed, alerting you of the danger you’re in. Though you’re not exactly sure what danger that is just yet.

“I think…” you start and the guy heaves a big sigh.

“Don’t tell me you’re backin’ out?” he grumbles, not bothering to mask his irritation, “After I came all this way? That’s awfully rude of you.”

“I just don’t think I want to–” he groans, embarrassingly loud.

You feel the eyes of nearby patrons on you and your cheeks burn under the scrutiny. Shame bubbles up inside you at the thought of them finding out what exactly was going on between the two of you. 

“Let’s go,” he snaps, his anger bubbling to the surface as he rounds the table and grabs hold of your arm.

You don’t bother fighting back as he yanks you to your feet, instead leveling him with a fierce glare. You don’t want to make a scene in front of all these people so you plan to let him drag out outside where you can really give him a piece of your mind before hopefully coming back inside and peacefully getting drunk alone.

But a sudden, growling voice has both of you freezing in place, “I don’t think you’re goin’ anywhere.”

Your eyes fall upon a man, standing tall and confidently. He has a mohawk, brilliant blue eyes and handsome features. Upon first glance, you could immediately tell he was in the military based on his posture alone. He was intimidating, broad and well-built.

“Hey, dude, why don't you mind your own fuckin’ business,” your ‘date’ snarled, yanking you harshly towards him.

You felt your eye twitch in irritation but your drunken brain was too slow to react properly. You were still hung up on the appearance of this rather good looking man. 

“This is my business,” the stranger said, Scottish accent thick as he took two big strides over to the both of you, “Why don't you just leave quietly so things don't have to get ugly?” 

Your ‘date’ stares the strange man down for a few seconds, taking a glance at you before kissing his teeth and ripping his hand off of you. 

“You ain't worth this shit,” he huffed, stomping off into the crowd. You could hear the bell over the door ring, announcing his final departure from the scene.

“Well, he was just a dandy fellow,” your rescuer jokes, a crooked grin settling on his face. His shoulders relaxed and he held his hand out, “Name’s Soap. How about I walk you home?” 

“That'd be great,” you responded, feeling your stomach starting to roll as the alcohol settled. You knew you were going to be stuck with your head over the toilet bowl soon and you'd rather be in the comfort of your apartment for that. 

“Let’s get a move on then,” he waved forward for you to lead the way. 

The crisp outside air had you sighing happily. You hadn't realized how hot you were in there but now that the light breeze brushed against your skin, you noticed how you had begun to sweat. 

“So you’re military, huh?” you ask, leading him in the direction of your apartments “Soap.” 

He chuckles, “You caught me.” 

You smile, “It's kind of hard to miss, no offense.” 

“None taken,” he assures, shoving his hands into his jeans pockets, “What were you doin’ with a piece of shite like that? Was he your boyfriend?” 

You sputter, “No! Nothing like that. I just…had a deal with him, that's all. I called it off and he got pissed. I'm sorta pissed at myself. Just missed out on a fuck ton of money.” 

Soap’s brows raise, “What kind of deal?” 

Your drunken brain forgets all about the fact such a deal should be kept quiet. Your mouth opens before you can stop yourself, “My virginity for his money. But I’m not like a prostitute or anything!” 

He holds his hands up as surrender when you get defensive at the shocked look on his face, “You need money that bad?”

“You have no idea,” you sign, pinching the bridge of your nose at the mere thought of your money troubles, “I never do this. You know? I-I mean obviously…with the virginity and all. But-!”

“I’m not judgin’ you,” he assures, “Hard times. But you should be careful. Lot’s of dangerous characters out there.”

“Yeah,” you sigh, shrugging your shoulders as you come to a stop, “This is my place.”

“Right,” he mutters, “Let me give you my number.”

“For what?” you sputter, watching him pull out his wallet.

“Just in case,” he smiles, “I doubt anyone really knows what you’re dealin’ with right? I do. So if you’re ever in any trouble,” he hands you a business card, “Give me a call.”

You take the card and look it over. It’s got his name and military rank but not much else. You raise a brow, “Why do you have a business card on you?”

He chuckles, waving his hand flippantly, “Just ‘cause. I’ll see you around, darlin’.”

“Yeah,” you smile, stowing the card away in your pocket, “Thanks for walking me home, Soap.”

He stands outside of your place, waiting until you’re safely inside and shutting the door. When you peek out the window, you see him walking off in the direction that you had come from. You smile and go about getting ready for bed, grateful that you’re not feeling that awful nauseous pit in your stomach you had earlier.

When you wake up in the morning, you’re still dressed in your clothes and you have no recollection of having laid down the night before. You groan, your head throbbing in your skull as you sit up. 

You stumble your way to the bathroom, grimacing at the sight of yourself in the mirror. You take the time to start the shower and strip yourself, determined to scrub the grime from last night off of your body. 

By the time you step out, you’re feeling like a brand new person. You stretch your arms over your head and work on drying yourself off. Wrapping your towel around your body, gather your clothes in your arms, and trudge back into your bedroom. 

You look through the pockets of your jeans from yesterday, pulling out various coins and candy wrappers that you remember snacking on in the car to ease your nerves. You finally pull out the last thing – the business card Soap had given you last night. 

It all floods back to you, and you find yourself pulling your phone out, opening it to make a new contact under the name Soap.

Sitting on the edge of your bed, still wrapped in your towel, you shoot him a text.

“Hi Soap, remember me? You walked me home last night! I was just wondering if I could take this as a business inquiry?”

You aren’t sure where the burst of confidence came from. Last night, you would have never even thought to ask him such a thing. But the fact your plans fell through last night with that pig of a man, you kind of had no other choice at this point. 

And luckily for you, Soap texted back almost immediately.

“Sure, darlin’. We can consider it a business inquiry.”

Jackpot, you think. Not only is he very good looking and nice – if he has the money, then you can’t think of anyone better to sell your ‘goods’ to. 

He’s perfect.

Turns out, Soap is more than ready to meet up. Not at a bar, you’re thrilled, but at an actual restaurant. It almost feels like a real date!

You have the opportunity to dress yourself up and feel pretty. It feels so much better than meeting up with that guy at the dingy bar. Your nerves are almost non-existent. 

You still have that jittery feeling everyone gets when they’re going to be going out with someone new. 

But this isn’t actually a date, you have to tell yourself, as you get into your car to drive to the restaurant. It’s a meeting.

When you walk in, you’re greeted with the heavenly smell of food and what you can only deduce as something akin to mint. It’s a lovely restaurant, tablecloths and wine glasses everywhere. 

You look around the room before you spot him, sitting at a table in the far back nursing a glass of water. You make your way there, coming to a slow stop in front of the table. He looks up, blue eyes widening at the sight of you before he jumps to his feet. 

“You made it,” he says, a smile growing on his lips. 

He rounds the table and pulls your chair out, gesturing for you to take a seat.

“Thank you,” you say as he pushes you in a bit before returning to his own seat. 

Soap situates his elbows on the table, chin resting on his hands as he gazes across at you. You feel your cheeks burn underneath his intense gaze, not able to gain the courage to look directly at him.

A waiter comes by, depositing a basket of fresh, buttered bread on your table, letting you know he’ll be around in a moment to collect your orders. You offer him a polite smile as he vanishes, acutely aware that Soap is still staring right at you. 

“Why are you…” you clear your throat, finally looking at him. 

“You look lovely,” he says, a smile growing on his face when you become more bashful, “You’re truly breathtaking, has anyone ever told you that before?”

You can feel how hot your cheeks are and you resist the urge to reach up and pat them in an attempt to cool them down. You’re at a loss for words, no clue what to say in response to that. You hadn’t been told anything like that before, actually. Nor has anyone ever looked at you with such infatuated intensity like he is right now. 

Thankfully, the waiter arrives to relieve you of this immense pressure. Pulled from his devoted admiration, Soap orders first before you put your own order in. 

Left alone once again, you and Soap fall into an easy conversation. You’re surprised by how nice it is to talk to him, he’s open and funny. He tells you about his buddies in the military and about how he goes out to drink every weekend with some guy named Kyle and that he thinks his buddy Ghost’s jokes are just the worst abomination on Earth. 

You get so lost in talking to him, you don’t even realize how much time has passed. Your food arrives and the table finally falls quiet. 

You both get lost in eating your meals. Soap finishes his glass of wine and leans back in his seat with a content sigh. When you finish your own plate, you do the same. The chair creaks underneath the shift of weight and your eyes meet his. 

You wait to see if he’ll say something. But he just continues to stare at you, drifting from your eyes and down the rest of your body that’s not hidden by the table. 

“So, should we get out of here?” you finally find yourself asking, burying any embarrassment deep down, “Your place or mine?”

Soap seems to falter suddenly, crooked smile slipping off of his face, “Listen, darlin’...I-I don’t actually want to…you know…”

Your cheeks burn a little and you shrink in on yourself where you sit, “Oh! Well, that’s fine. I-It’s just that you said it was an inquiry so…I assumed.”

Soap shakes his head, reaching across the table to place his hand over yours, “I know. I told you that just so I could see you. I’m just worried about you, darlin’.”

“You want to talk me out of it,” you sigh, leaning back in your seat again, “I appreciate your concern, Soap. But I’m really at the end of my rope here. This is my very last resort, you understand?”

“But you shouldn’t have to-!” you pull your hand out from underneath his and stand.

“I know,” you shrug, “I’m only doing what I can with my circumstances. I appreciate you taking the time to see me and let me know you’re worried. I’ll see you around, okay?”

You leave him behind at the table and make your way back to your car. As you sit, engine idling, the disappointment bubbles up within you. Soap is probably the absolute best you could have gotten in a situation like this. But, it’s clear now that you’re going to have to find a new guy. 

You just hope you don’t walk right into the clawed talons of some unknown serial killer or something. 

The thought sends shivers down your spine as you make your way back home.

So begins the process of finding a new person to get the money from. 

It’s not like it’s hard to find someone to sell your virginity to, men come out of the woodwork offering you the money. It’s no problem at all to set up a little meeting and get to know them before you’re whisked away to a bedroom. 

At least, that’s how it should be. 

The problem was there seemingly was always something that got in the way. Or rather…someone.

Soap, in fact. 

Around every turn, he was there to intercept the meeting you had with a man. 

A terribly boring man named Charles; Soap showed up at the bar you met at. The surprisingly young guy you weren’t even sure had enough money for his own monthly rent, Brandon; Soap was there. Justin, the doctor that lowkey gave you the creeps; Soap was there too. 

Every single time, the Scot would sit himself at the table and run the guy off, leaving you no choice but to go home alone and moneyless. 

You’re getting angrier with every passing day and before you know it, you’re calling him up and asking him to meet you. 

The second you lay your eyes on him, you’re marching right up to him.

“What the hell is your problem, Soap?!” you cry, practically nose to nose with him as you glare.

“Whoa, darlin’,” he holds his hands up in mock surrender, “Don’t know what I did to get you so wound up but-”

“You know exactly what you’ve done!” you huff, crossing your arms over your chest, “Why do you keep getting in my way?”

“That’s a mean thing to say to someone,” he responds lightheartedly. 

But then your glare wipes the smile off of his face and he sighs, running a hand through his mohawk. He stuffs his hands into his pockets, rocking anxiously back and forth on his heels as he seems to think over his next words carefully.

“I’m just lookin’ out for you, darlin’,” he assures, “This…isn't safe, what you’re doin’. You could get into somethin’ real serious. I just…want to make sure you’re safe.”

You deflate and sigh, “I already told you, Soap. I appreciate your concern but…”

Suddenly, he surges forward, big, rough hands cupping your cheeks as he pulls your lips to his. You gasp, hands resting against his chest as you allow yourself to melt into the kiss. 

When he pulls back, he seems almost nervous, “I wanted to kiss you really badly the first night I saw you.”

“So you like me?” you ask softly, not taking your hands off of his chest.

He reaches up, wrapping one of his hands around yours, “I’m afraid so.”

“Soap…” you start but he interrupts you.

“Johnny,” he says, “Call me Johnny.”

“Johnny,” you correct yourself, feeling your cheeks burn at the positively giddy look on his face, “I don’t know if…this…” you gesture between the two of you, “Is a good idea…with what I’m dealing with.”

His brows furrowed and a frown lines his lips. You find yourself wishing you could wipe the solemn look right off his face – it doesn’t suit him, “Just give me a chance, yeah? That’s all I ask of you.”

You sigh, “Okay, Johnny.”

You’re not sure why you gave in so easily to him. But the bright look returns to his eyes again and you find yourself feeling lighter. 

He steps back, slipping his fingers in between yours. He tugs you in his direction to follow him and you do, heart skipping in your chest as you look at your hand wrapped up in his. 

You haven’t been in a relationship in a very long time so this giddy feeling wasn’t one that you got to feel very often. 

Sooner than you’d like, he’s slipping his hand from yours to open the door to an apartment complex for you. You step inside and make your way down the hallway, tailing close behind him up to a door on the first floor – apartment 108. 

“It’s not much,” he gives you that charming, crooked smile as he opens the door.

“It’s better than my place,” you joke as you toe your shoes off.

“Have you had anything to eat?” he asks, helping you out of your jacket before hanging it on the rack by the door. You shake your head and he nods, “I’ll order us somethin’. Go ahead and make yourself at home.”

You watch him disappear into the kitchen as you look around his flat. It’s a modest apartment, a bit bare but there’s little bits of Johnny scattered around the place. There were picture frames on the walls and on different surfaces. The couch was navy blue and looked well loved. 

“Here’s some water,” he says, startling you as he comes back into the living room, “I ordered us some food, wasn’t sure what you liked so I guessed.”

You chuckle, taking a seat on the couch, “I don’t mind.”

“I’m not really,” he chuckles, sounding nervous, “Good at this.”

“Well,” you sink into the cushions, “I can’t say I am either.”

He laughs, a sweet, melodic sound that makes your cheeks flush, “Well, in that case. We can just…go with the flow.”

“Yeah,” you nod, “Go with the flow.”

By the time the food arrives, you and Soap are invested in watching a random season of The Bachelorette. Neither of you could decide so you looked online to find a wheel to spin to decide your fate for you. 

“Ugh,” Soap groans, “Can’t believe she’s goin’ on about how dreamy this bastard is. He’s a total tool!”

You giggle, holding one of his throw pillows against your chest as you sit. You’re about to add your own two cents when the doorbell rings. 

Soap jumps to his feet, “Fuckin’ hell, I could eat a cow.”

You admire the view of him from behind when he opens the door. His tight green t-shirt hugs the dip of his waist, riding up just a bit to show a sliver of tanned skin. His shoulders look impossibly wide as he stands in the doorway to take the food, muscles rippling beneath the fabric. His jeans sit low on his hips, belt tied tightly around them. 

Fuck, he’s good looking.

He turns, grinning and holding up the bags as if to show you his spoils. He raises one dark brow curiously, as if he knows what you’d been thinking.

“So,” he coos, saddling up next to you, placing the food on the coffee table, “Did you enjoy the view?”

You squeak, “I don’t think it’s polite to call out someone for looking…”

He cocks his head to the side and chuckles, leaning down to grip your chin, “Mind if I kiss you?”

“Now you’re asking?” you respond, breathless as you look at his lips coming closer and closer to yours.

“Aye,” he breathes. 

You nod and his lips are against yours in an instant. He supports his weight by placing his hands on the back of the couch. You have to crane your neck back to be able to kiss him but having him over top of you like this is exhilarating. 

You know you should stop before you get too carried away but you can’t seem to bring yourself to break away from him. Your attraction to this man is palpable and all consuming. 

Against your better judgment, you let him push you down, back against the cushions so he can crawl onto the couch. One knee on one side of you, he keeps one foot on the floor to straddle you without crushing you under his weight. But you wish that he would, fuck. 

Your arms wrap around his shoulders, fingers slipping through the short hairs of his mohawk. He sighs against your lips, one hand coming up to wrap lightly around your throat, just pinning you down so he can deepen the kiss. 

You find yourself tugging at his shirt, edging it up and up until he’s forced to pull away.

“Are you sure?” he asks, blue eyes swallowed by the black of his pupils when he meets your gaze. 

You nod, “Want you, Johnny.”

“I’ll give you all of me,” he promises, sitting up to yank his shirt over his head. 

It feels like the air evaporates from your lungs at the sight of him. He’s built, muscles rippling underneath a layer of fat – a man who is built for pure strength. His tanned skin is littered with tattoos here and there and hair speckles over his chest and stomach, a thick happy trail disappearing under his jeans. Which are tented with how his hardened cock presses against the fabric, desperate to be released. 

Your hand slips down the planes of his chest and down his tummy, cupping his erection. It twitches and kicks beneath your touch and pulls a groan from him. 

He reaches out, wrapping his hand around your wrist and bringing your hand to his lips where he places a kiss upon your palm. 

“Strip yourself, baby,” he orders, “Wanna see that pretty body.”

He sits back on his heels, watching your every movement as you slip your shirt off and shimmy your pants down your hips. 

When you stop, he realizes you're not going to take your panties off so he quickly does it for you. His thumbs hook into the band and yanks them down, making you squeal as the force jostles you. 

Soap chuckles, pressing a kiss to your shoulder as his hands eagerly cup your breasts. You sigh at the contact, arching your back to press more into his touch. 

His kisses all over your chest, leaving no spot untouched, until he can pop one of your nipples in his mouth. You whimper, fingers sliding appreciatively through his mohawk while his other hand slips between your thighs. 

You easily part them, nearly panting by the time his fingers slip between your folds. You're already wet and sticky, drooling all over yourself with slick he uses to circle your clit. 

Your hips twitch as the first feeling of his rough fingers on the little bud. You cry out, tugging on his hair as he switches his mouth to give your other nipple proper attention. 

You arch your hips, his fingers sneaking down to prod at your entrance. With a glance at your face to make sure you're okay with it, he slides one in. 

There's a loud squelch when it sinks in to the last knuckle and you whine in embarrassment. 

He can't resist commenting, “So wet.” 

You whimper, lightly slapping his shoulder at his teasing. He chuckles, leaning up to press his lips against yours as he carefully works you open on that one finger. He presses and prods against your walls, waiting for you to relax so he can slip another one inside you — really prepare you for his cock. 

He presses against your g-spot and it rips a heavenly sound from your lips that only encourages him to do it again. You get wetter and wetter, throbbing and clenching around his middle finger. 

When he decides you're ready, he introduces a second finger. His ring finger easily fits in right alongside his middle. 

“There you go,” he praises, unable to resist looking down to see where his fingers are buried inside you, “That's it, baby, look at you go.” 

You gasp, eyes rolling back in your head when he adjusts his hand. His palm cups over your clit, the angle letting him really grind the tips of those digits right against that gooey little spot inside you. 

He watches the way you cream his fingers, milky colored slick dripping down his knuckles. It makes his mouth water. 

The movements rub his palm over your clit, stimulating the tender little bud and driving you closer and closer to the edge. You cry out, moaning and wailing the tighter that cord winds in your tummy. 

You clench and pulse against his fingers, a signal that you're going to cum for him. He works even harder, diligently worshiping your precious cunt until you toss your head back and sob. 

Your body trembles, thighs twitching in time to your walls squeezing around him. He moans with you, watching your pretty body in the throes of pleasure. 

When it becomes too much, you weakly reach down and bat his hand away. He slips his fingers out, watching you clamp your thighs shut. 

As you lay there panting and collecting yourself, he pops his cum-covered fingers into his mouth. He moans at your taste, slipping his tongue between them to catch every single drop of sweet cum he can get. 

By the time he finishes off the delicacy, you're watching him with lidded eyes and your bottom lip tucked between your teeth. 

“More?” he asks, a crooked grin on his face. You nod and he chuckles, “That looked like a good fuckin’ orgasm. Sure you can handle more?”

“If I can't,” you whisper, sitting up to tug at his belt, “You can make me.”

“Fuck,” he groans, reaching down to help you open his pants, “Want me to make you take it, baby? Make you cum on my cock until you can't even think?”

“Please, Johnny,” you whimper, not tearing your eyes off the sight of him stripping himself bare. 

His cock was fat and heavy, a thick patch of hair scattering the base with thick, full balls to match. You felt your mouth fill with saliva at the sight of his hand wrapped around his big cock, stroking himself languidly until enough precum had dripped out to slick himself up. 

“Let me hear it again, doll,” his eyes are heavy lidded as he looks at you laid out beneath him, breathless and sweating from the orgasm he’d worked out of you.

“Please, Johnny,” you whisper, needily reaching your hands out towards him. 

“Shit,” he grunts, “Alright.” 

He scoots closer to you, spreading your legs open for him. Your sticky folds part, exposing your swollen, sensitive clit and clenching hole that’s still drooling your creamy release. 

He slips the tip of his cock through the gooey mess, tapping it meanly against your little bud. Your knees flinch at the stimulation and your jaw drops open when he starts to push inside. 

It burns and you arch your hips away instinctively from the pain. He slips out and curses.

“You gotta relax, sweetheart,” he mumbles, hoisting your hips into his lap with an iron grip. 

“Can’t,” you pitifully whimper. 

Soap clicks his tongue, purses his lips and lewdly spits on your clit. You whine, hands covering your face when he uses his cockhead to smear it all over. 

When he starts to push in again, the burn starts but a rough thumb finds your clit. 

“Shh,” Soap soothes you, watching as the furrow in your brows vanishes. 

He works your clit in tiny circles as he carefully saws his cock in and out of your tight hole, inching a little bit more in every time. Your body grows pliant and soft, slumping against the couch until he finally buries himself to the hilt. 

“Thaaaaat’s it,” he praises, still rolling your hard clit under his thumb, “Good fuckin’ job. Take your reward, sweetheart.” 

He remains completely stuffed inside you, grinding his hips up just a little until he prods at that gooey little spot inside you. His thumb continues to swirl around your clit and he watches your eyes grow wide, a grin stretching across his face.

“C-Cummin’-!” you manage to gasp before you throw your head back. 

He groans, jaw falling open as he works you through the orgasm, rubbing your clit to ease you through every pleasurable wave. It’s only when you reach down, grabbing his wrist to stop him that he ceases. 

“Fuck,” you pant, pupils blown wide as he looks at you coming down. 

“Feels good cumming on cock, huh, sweetheart?” he asks, once again wearing that crooked grin on his face. 

You nod your head, still too fucked out from your orgasm to properly formulate words. He chuckles, carefully pulling back until only the thick head of him remains nestled inside. With a swift, experienced roll of his hips, he stuffs every single inch right back in. 

You wail, grappling haphazardly against his shoulders for stability as he starts to really fuck you. He punches so deep, makes you feel him in your tummy. The friction burns and feels incredible at the same time. 

It feels so fucking good that you can’t stop any of the sounds that are forced from your lungs with every mind-numbingly pleasurable thrust of his cock. You’re soaking him, dripping all creamy down his cock in a way he knows you’ve never done before. No way your own fingers could make you cream like this and he doubts you’ve ever sat this pretty cunt on any stupid toys. 

He groans, grinding against your clit every time he reaches as deep as he can, “Not gonna have shit to sell now, huh?”

You whimper, shaking your head as you stare at him wide eyed, drool dripping over your lips because you can’t close your mouth for even a second. There’s no way for you to quiet yourself, you’re loud, you wear every pleasurable experience on your face with no ability to hide or perform. Every reaction is real and authentic and he loves it. 

“Don’t think I can ever let you go after this, sweetheart,” he coos, slowing his thrusts so you can focus on looking at him, “That alright with you?”

You swallow thickly and shakily nod your head, “O-Only want you, J-Johnny.”

He snorts, sharp canines glinting at the predatory grin he gives you, “You only sayin’ that because you’re got your cunt stuffed full of my cock?”

You whimper at the punishing thrust he gives you, the pain of him battering your cervix making you tremble, “N-No! L-Liked you when I first saw y-you. I-I swear, Johnny. Please!”

“Alright, quit fuckin’ beggin’,” he snaps, leaning out of your reach, making you whine. 

He takes a mean grip of your hips, using just his strength to yank you onto his cock like a fleshlight. You wail, head tossed back against the couch as he really fucks you. Every thrust is too deep but gives you nothing but pleasure. He grinds against your clit every time he sinks in, making sure to also aim for the gooey little spot that gets you creaming around him. His fat, heavy balls slap against your ass every time he stuffs that cock into you. 

It’s all just too much. He should know better, really, treating a little virgin pussy so meanly. You’re too new to this, don’t know how to take such cruel, deep strokes. You’re squeezing tight, staring at him with wide, glassy eyes. He can’t stop the moan that tears from his throat at the sight of tears trickling down your cheeks – proof that this is all too much. 

But he doesn’t stop. He can’t stop. Not when he feels how tight you’re squeezing around him, how much wetter you’re getting as you get closer and closer to what he knows is going to be the best damn orgasm of your life. 

“Cum,” he whispers, shocked at how fucked his voice is from pleasure, “Cum right fuckin’ now.”

“W-Wait, Johnny-!” you wail, feet kicking as you fight against his iron-tight hold on you, “I-It’s…It feels w-wrong!”

“Stop fuckin’ runnin’,” he snarls, easily pinning you to the couch. He folds you up, knees to your chest as he presses his body weight down on you. He can feel the air being forced out of your lungs under the weight, “I said cum.”

You open your mouth, wanting to say something. But you can’t get the words you, only whimpers and tears. He doesn’t care what you had to say, though. All he cares about is feeling your tight little cunt cum around him so he can have his own orgasm. 

You still try to fight him from how intense the build up is. You slap against his shoulders, squirm and try to kick him off but he easily holds you down. Even as you fight, you never once tell him to stop. 

After a few, long seconds, he feels it. 

Fuck, does he feel it. 

You gush. It splatters all over his cock and stomach. He curses, slamming into you over and over, every thrust forcing another squirt out of you. You’re sobbing, fat tears falling down your cheeks and you’re moaning the prettiest damn symphony that has ever blessed his ears. 

The orgasm is too much, it’s intense and all consuming. You can’t come down, every time he stuffs you full, your orgasm continues to wash through you. 

“J-Johnny-!” you sob, “N-No more!”

“Fuck!” he snarls, cutting his own orgasm off when he pulls out of you. 

He pushes himself off of you and you curl in on yourself, softly sniffling and shaking in a little ball. He licks his dry lips at the sight of you covered in your own squirt. 

“C’mere, darlin’,” he coos, panting and breathy, hoisting you up and into his lap. 

He cradles you in his arms as you’re wracked with trembles and twitches, your nerves zapping through your body from the pleasure. He shushes you, cupping your chin to make you look at him. Your eyes are red-rimmed and wet from your tears, pupils blown out wide. He clicks his tongue and wipes his thumb underneath to swipe some away. 

“That’s it, sweetheart,” he coos, “Just get some breaths. Got a little overwhelmed, huh?”

You nod, slumping against him with a sigh when you finally feel like you’re back in your body. Johnny is solid and sweaty beneath you, warm and comfortable as he cups the back of your head and strokes his hand over your body. 

“I-I’ve never um…” you clear your throat, cheeks burning hot.

“Knocked your damn socks off, huh?” he jokes, a crooked smile on his face. 

You giggle, endorphins still rushing through your body. You shift on his lap and catch the pinch in his brow before he can school his expression back into place. You look down, biting your lip at the sight of his cock still hard and twitching, smeared in a creamy mess of your cum.

“Ah, it’ll go down on its own, darlin’,” he assures, no irritation to be seen or heard from him. 

One look in his eyes shows you that he’s perfectly prepared to go without his well-earned orgasm – just for you. 

But you don’t want that, you realize. He had made you feel incredible, given you an orgasm that you’ve never been able to experience in your life. You doubt anyone else will ever be able to make you do it again. 

“I-I want to help, Johnny,” you whisper, trying to swallow down your nerves. 

His brows raise in interest, “What did you have in mind?”

You slide off of his lap and slowly sink to your knees. You place your shaky hands on his thighs to steady yourself, looking up at him with wide, too-innocent eyes. 

He lets his head fall back against the back of the couch, a breathless, “steamin’ blood Jesus,” following. 

“I-I’ve never done this,” you confess, though he’s not surprised, “Is that okay?”

“Is that-” he laughs softly, “darlin’ any man who isn’t appreciative of you willin’ to swallow his cock is a man you kick in the balls, got that?”

You giggle, nerves dissipating as he wraps a hand around the base of him. You scoot a bit closer when he holds it out for you, waiting for you to do what you please with it. Your tongue falls from your mouth and Soap feels like he’s suspended in air as he watches you get closer and closer to the sensitive, leaky tip. 

The first contact feels better than he could have imagined. He’d gotten so fucking close earlier, buried in your cunt as you came around him, squealing for him and all. He knows it won’t take much to send him over the edge this time. 

Perfect practice for you, he thinks. You won’t have to be on your knees for too long or do any real work to get him to cum for you. 

You’re clumsy and it’s clear you’re unsure about the taste of his cock. It’s not just his precum, it’s your own cum mixed with it. He can’t blame you for being unsure.

He reaches down, a soft, gentle hand resting atop your head to encourage you. When you look up, he smiles so softly at you that it makes your heart jump in your chest. You suddenly feel like you’re the center of his world. Those baby blues never once waver from you as you sloppily lick and slurp on the tip of him. 

“Take a little more,” he whispers, lashes fluttering and chest rising as he takes a deep breath when you eagerly follow his directions. 

Your pretty lips stretch around the girth of him, taking just the head inside your hot little mouth. The flared glans are greeted by your curious tongue, making him whimper when you lick. Your mixed taste lingers on your tongue but you quickly grow accustomed to it. 

Feeling braver from Johnny’s unfiltered reactions, you take a little more into your mouth. Then more. And a little more until you suddenly choke, gagging around him. You pull your head off, sputtering and coughing a bit. 

Johnny coos at you, thumbing away some drool on your chin, “Not too deep, darlin’. You’re not ready for that.”

You hum, not at all discouraged from taking him back into your mouth again. You don’t take him as deep, accepting that you have your limit – for now, judging by Johnny’s subtle promise of more to come. 

“Just suck, watch your teeth,” he whispers, not caring about the way his voice cracks, ���Move your head like this. Go at your own pace, alright?”

You lazily blink up at him, hoping he understands your agreement. You do as you’re told, folding your lips over your teeth to keep them away from his sensitive skin. Bobbing your head feels awkward and it makes your jaw ache but the sounds Johnny begins to make makes you temporarily forget about your own discomfort. 

His eyes are rolling back in his head and he starts to stroke the rest of his cock that your mouth can’t handle yet. You can’t tear your gaze away from the sight of those thick, veiny fingers wrapped around himself, getting covered in a slick mess of your cum that he had so generously fucked out of you earlier. Drooling all over him like this only gives him more of a mess to work with. It’s gross, frothy and dripping down your chin and neck, slicking up your tits.

It makes your cunt tingle selfishly. You think you could make yourself cum, slip your hand between your legs and stroke your clit until you find release. But you don’t – you focus on Johnny and his pleasure. He’d already given you so much that you don’t want to come across as greedy by making his moment about your own pleasure. 

Johnny’s free hand grip around the back of your neck, squeezing and caressing your skin as encouragement since his mouth is too busy moaning. You take his sounds as signals, sucking and moving at whatever pace makes him cry out the loudest. 

You had no idea men like him were willing to be as loud as he was. Usually, the masculine type of guys like him would be online whining about how moaning was ‘gay’ or some stupid shit.

Johnny didn’t seem to give a fuck. If he felt good, he was going to let you know. It made you feel more at ease, like you were doing a good job even though you knew you were still clumsy and it probably didn’t feel as good as head he’s surely gotten in the past. 

But it encouraged you to work harder to please him, to earn more of those beautiful, unfiltered moans that he was so willing to give you. They were your reward for the intense ache in your jaw.

“F-Fuck,” he groans, suddenly, eyes opening from when he had closed them at some point, “I’m gonna cum. Oh fuck, you’re gonna make me cum.”

His words are slurred, like his brain’s oozed down to his cock, too stupid to think of anything except how heavy and full his balls felt. 

“Shit, shit, shit-!” he whimpers, an honest to god whimper, “Off, pull off!”

You do as you’re told, releasing his cock from your mouth. Strings of frothy drool connect your lips to his tip and you don’t dare break it, the sight making you clench around nothing. 

Johnny strokes his cock, another loud moan erupting from his lips as he cums. It spurts out, splattering against your cheek, making you flinch in surprise. You can see the way his balls throb in time to each rope of cum that his fat cock spits out. More splatters on your cheeks and lips and across your nose until it tapers off to slow, thick oozes that dribble over his knuckles. 

When he lets himself go, he sags against the couch, staring dazedly at the ceiling as his erection flags and grows soft. 

When he finally looks at you, you can see his eyes widen almost in alarm. He leans forward, cupping your cheek, messily swiping some of his cum off of your cheek.

“Sorry, sweetheart,” he mumbles, still sounding breathless, “Didn’t think you were gonna get splashed with it.”

“It’s okay,” you whisper, feeling his cum still lingering on your lips.

You can’t resist sticking your tongue out to taste it. His eyes darken at the sight of you licking up his cum. You don’t make a face of disgust like he expected, instead he catches the way your thighs clench together.

“Is that right?” he mumbles, cock twitching in interest, “Isn’t that an interesting development? You like to taste cum, sweetheart?”

You whimper when he swipes more up onto his thumb, bringing it to your lips for you to suck off, which you eagerly do. You suck his finger clean until he pulls it back out, pupils blown wide, making his blue eyes look black.

“You ever had that pretty cunt eaten before?” he asks, a predatory grin splitting across his face when you shake your head.

His hand wraps around your throat, ripping a moan out of your throat. He easily manhandles you onto your knees, tits pressed against the cushions of the couch with a nasty “stay.”

You never thought you’d enjoy being manhandled and ordered around like a dog but fuck if you’re not learning more about yourself tonight. 

Soap smacks your thighs apart, and slips his head between them. You take a glance down and nearly choke at the sight of him laying on his back, staring hungrily as you cunt drips gooey, sticky strings right onto his waiting tongue that he holds out for it. 

The sight is so fucking filthy. 

But it’s nothing compared to the sounds he makes when he gets that tongue on your cunt. He slurps between your folds, groaning at the taste of your cum on his taste buds. He swallows your clit, cheeks hollowing out as he sucks. 

You’re already a moaning mess, crying out into the cushions which you claw desperately at. Your eyes roll up into your head when you feel him pop your clit out of his mouth, spit on it, and then slurp it right back up. 

He eats so fucking dirty, it’s disgusting and sloppy. But it makes you rut your hips against him. 

Soap chuckles, pulling back to watch you work your hips over nothing before you realize he stopped and whine.

“Fuck yourself on my tongue then,” he whispers, earning him a relenting whimper in response. 

You can feel the flat of his tongue, hot and thick, against your clit. The little bud’s so hard, swollen and pulsing against the muscle. 

With his order ringing in the back of your head, you clumsily hump his tongue. You drag your sensitive little clit back and forth along the surface of his tongue. It feels so fucking good that you actually sob. The sound tears from your chest and makes his cock twitch. 

You rut faster and faster, not caring about the way you’re messing up his face when you move too high or too low. You know there’s a mess on his chin, cheeks and nose but you don’t care. His tongue is there for you, for you to cum all over. He’s so good to you, holding it out just so you can use him as you please. 

As you grow closer and closer, your moans change in pitch and he suddenly reaches up, stilling you. You groan, an irritated sound that makes him laugh. You frown at that but it’s quickly wiped away when he grips your ass, spreading your cheeks apart so he can stuff his tongue into your creaming cunt. 

You shout, sitting straight up in surprise, your weight falling onto his face. He moans at that, rewarding you by pushing his tongue even deeper. It feels odd, different from his fingers and his cock. It’s soft and almost slimy, not long enough to quite reach any pleasurable place. 

But just the fact that he’s got his tongue buried in your pussy is enough to have you clenching on it. He watches you through heavy lids, waiting to see what your next move is. 

He’s enjoying your little show, he must admit. He likes seeing a sweet, clumsy virgin experience these things for the first time. He likes the fact he’s breaking you in, tearing your walls down and seeing you lost in mind-numbing pleasure. 

You surprise him by resuming the motion of your hips. You hump back and forth, riding his tongue like it’s a little toy just for you. And he supposes it is, he’d be a toy for you if you so wished. He’s addicted to this sweet, creamy little pussy and he’s not afraid to admit it. 

You reach down, swirling your fingers around your sticky clit. There’s lewd clicks that accompany the movements along with the sound of his tongue sliding in and out of your hole. 

You meet his gaze, he’s staring so intensely at you. It spurs you on, makes you fuck yourself on his face more confidently. 

You tap your fingers against your clit, slapping the little bud and pulling your fingers back to show Soap the sticky strings of slick that connect them to your cunt. He can’t stop himself from reaching down, wrapping his hand around his cock, jerking himself off to the sight of you smacking your clit and fucking his tongue. 

You’re pulsing around it, dripping down his face and mixing with the drool that's pooling out of his mouth. His face is a mess, it drips down his cheeks and under his neck. He’s sure there’s a pool beneath his head that will need to be cleaned up and fuck, he’ll lick it from the floor if you let him. Just as long as he gets to taste you again. 

You gasp, tossing your head back. His cock fucking aches, harder than it was before and more sensitive now that he’s already had an orgasm. He knows he’s leaking, drooling sticky precum all over himself like the horny mutt he is. 

You cum spectacularly, twitching and trembling, rubbing your clit and clenching around his tongue. It’s like a reward, swallowing down your cum straight from the source. He pulls his tongue out of your hole and wraps his lips around your clit again. 

You wail, shaking and throwing yourself face down against the couch again. You try to wrench your hips away from his punishing mouth but he wraps his arms around your thighs and continues to slurp and slobber all over that tender little bud. Your eyes roll back in your head as another orgasm tears through you, far too soon after the other. It almost hurts from how sensitive you are through it, not even able to make a sound as it washes over you. 

Only when you’re left twitching and trembling does he finally relent. There’s tears falling out of your eyes and drool dribbling down your chin. The picture of fucked out.

He laughs, folding himself over your back. 

“You still with me?” he asks, kissing your shoulder.

You whimper, “Fuck, you’re so good, Johnny.”

He chuckles, “Think you can take more?”

You eagerly nod your head and he doesn’t waste any time. He sinks his cock into you in one deep thrust. You choke on a moan, arching your back so you can feel him even deeper. 

He doesn’t start slow like he did before. He knows your little cunt is fucked nice and open for him now. You’re still dazed, drunk on endorphins, any attempts to meet his thrusts are sloppy and clumsy. It’s cute so he doesn’t bother stopping you. 

“Spread your legs,” he orders you but doesn’t wait for you to do it. 

Instead, he meanly knocks them apart, opening you up even more. His balls slap against your clit and you wail, the exact reaction he was hoping for.

“There you go,” he laughs, “You liked slapping that little clit earlier. How’s this?”

“So good!” you cry, kicking your feet against the floor as pleasure washes through you. 

You feel like a live wire, every movement forcing you closer and closer to your next orgasm. Soap isn’t far behind you, too sensitive and worked up to draw it out for long. 

He clasps the back of your neck, pinning your face to the cushions as he fucks. He takes and takes, using your sticky, gooey cunt. He’s pounding into you, hips slamming against your ass and his balls slapping your clit. 

You can’t even say anything as the orgasm washes over you. He only feels it, the rhythmic clenching of your walls and the gush as you squirt. You’re silent, completely still against the couch as he saws his fat cock in and out, squirt after squirt of cum splattering all over his thighs until he inevitably reaches his own end. 

This time, he fills you up. Seats himself as deeply inside of you as he can before he moans. His cock pathetically spits only a few strings of cum but the orgasm lasts far longer, encouraged along by the clenching of your cunt as you’re coming down. Or maybe you’re still cumming, he’s not sure. 

There’s a faraway look in your eyes, a wet spot of drool underneath your cheek on the cushion of the couch. You’re panting and glistening with sweat. When he pulls out of you, you drop to sit on the floor, the measly load he had given you drooling out of your cunt as it continues to clench and throb around nothing. 

Fuck, he’s never felt so proud to fuck someone brainless before. He knows you’re gonna need a good bath and cozy arms to sleep in. 

And his are the best around, if he does say so himself. 

He kisses up your spine, curling himself around you as you finally start to come back to yourself, pliant and soft. The both of you sit there, holding one another and sharing soft kisses until he decides it’s time to move. 

He’s in no rush, though. He’s wrapped around your finger now and you’re never getting rid of him. 

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[seasaltandwisdom]

tips for tired hellenic polytheists

new or old

when first researching where to start, it’s very overwhelming with everything you need to do. autism and chronic illness were and still are a major hindrance to everything i do, worship included, not to mention i am still worshipping in secrecy. i was put off from worshipping for a year or so because of this. it doesn’t have to be so daunting, the gods aren’t here to judge how efficient you are in your worship.

starting with altars, you don’t need one, especially not a big elaborate one. they’re gorgeous and one day i aspire to have one, but that’s not ideal or even possible at the moment. if you plan on giving libations you can have a small cup or glass to hold the offering and sit it next to you or in any empty space until you’re ready to discard. same with food items, a small platter works. it doesn’t have to be a dedicated space, they understand your circumstances.

another thing i struggled with was knowing which god or gods to worship. you don’t have to wait for a god to call to you. pray to who you want and who makes you feel comfort and happiness to think about. the gods aren’t going to turn you away. you can start with more than one too. there’s no ‘beginner’ gods, just who you want to start with!

giving offerings doesn’t have to be so complex, especially if you’re worshipping in secret. a big one i do is offer a portion of my food to the gods while i wait for it to cool or find a video to watch. i tell them i’ll eat after and the first bites goes to them. they know if you have limitations, they know i can’t give them food and let it sit and afford to not eat it myself and that’s okay. i also buy a lot of trinkets from various places, if it reminds me of the gods they get to keep it and when i look at it i’ll whisper a small hello.

devotional acts are easiest for me, it’s things i’m already doing or should be doing. taking my meditation/listening to music in honor of apollo. cooking/spending time with family in honor of hestia. watching ocean related videos for poseidon. if it pertains to the gods, devote the act to them and it keeps me on top of things i need to do if i know i devoted it to the gods.

this may be my most controversial section, i don’t do khernips! if you do, more power to you of course. i just don’t have the means, and don’t see much reason for that to stop me from worshipping. i will wash my hands with soap and water before giving an offering, but for regular prayer of just saying hi or talking about my day with the gods, which i usually do in bed or while out and about, i don’t worry about it. they know im human, they aren’t going to shut me down or out for being such. this stopped me for awhile, i couldn’t make khernips so of course i couldn’t worship but truthfully the gods are understanding. even somedays when im too tired, depressed or sick to do anything, i used to feel bad for not being my cleanest while talking to the gods but if i can’t pray when im at such a low point, when can i?

the gods aren’t going to be disrespected or angry at you for praying or offering whilst you’re on your period. yes, i’ve seen that debated. just be clean on human standards, when you can, and they will understand. they’re old and wise, they’ve seen it all.

i’m just rambling at this point so i’ll wrap up soon! coming from christianity, it’s hard to not fear the gods, i get it and most others do too. religious trauma is hard to overstep, if it’s something you struggle with the gods won’t mind if you have to do a few things differently. good luck on your journey, whether new or just continuing. i hope my yapping helped with anything. your faith is personal to you, don’t let others push you away from it. be kind to each other and yourself.

as always, feel free to dm or send an ask if you feel inclined to! my word is just that, don’t take what i say as law and if you do things differently, that’s okay. i’d love to hear about that too!

[officialpenisenvy]

gio officialpenisenvy's DIY packer tutorial

are you transmasc and tired of shoving socks down your boxers? did you lose your penis in a freak accident and wish you could have your bulge back? do you know the basics of sewing and want to find out how to make a packer? you've come to the right place! i have been making and selling packers for a year, and this is my tried and true method for hand-sewing a packer in roughly half an hour, to results such as these:

MATERIALS NEEDED: felt in your choice of colour (if you want to use fabric, go for a jersey knit so it won't fray, and use more stuffing to make up for the lack of structure), sewing thread in your choice of material and colour, stuffing of any kind (i use acrylic batting, you can use an old pillow, cotton balls, fabric scraps cut into tiny pieces...)

SEAMS USED: a backstitch or running backstitch is the only seam you really need to know; i employ a gathering stitch and a whipstitch as well for aesthetic purposes, but if you only know how to backstitch you can absolutely make a slightly uglier version of this packer. if you're an absolute beginner, here is a helpful tutorial: just double up the thread and knot it for a stronger seam.

STEPS:

cut a piece of fabric approx. 25x25cm or 10x10in wide and fold it in half vertically, then draw a shape on the fold like the one pictured above, with the widest point measuring roughly 12cm or 5in and the smallest point (the shaft) measuring roughly 5cm or 2in

carefully pin the fabric and cut out the pattern along the shape you've drawn, leaving a small seam allowance of approx. 1/2cm or 1/4in (if you feel unsure in your ability to follow a small seam allowance, you can cut it larger and trim it to size later; if you're using fabric, a larger seam allowance is recommended)

sew alongside the seam of the shaft with a tight backstitch or running backstitch; you can tug on the thread after every stitch, so the seam will pucker up and give the shaft a more natural curved-inwards effect

close the top part of the shaft (the head) and the bottom part of the sac (roughly up to the marked X in the picture) with a tight and multiply-reinforced gathering stitch, almost like a drawstring effect; you can use a backstitch here, but it won't look as natural

turn the packer inside out and put your stuffing inside the shaft, packing it quite full (but not so full it has no give, as real soft penises are somewhat squishy); this might be tricky to do if you have short fingers like me, so you can use a pen or your scissors or any other thin elongated tool to help you get to the tip

stuff the sac a bit less than the shaft, and try to make two balls with your stuffing (you can see i have cut out two strips of batting in the first picture) so they look like two separate testicles

sew the sac closed: i used a whipstitch and pulled the thread tight so the fabric would gather and pucker like a real sac, but you can use a ladder stitch or a backstitch at your preference

to further separate the testicles, sew a few stitches down the middle of the sac, so the two balls will lay separate with a flat seam in the middle (pictured above you can see how the stitches should look from the back)

optionally, you can secure the very tip of the shaft to the very bottom of the sac with a few stitches, so the packer will stay folded and won't run the risk of opening up (of course, you can skip this step if you want your shaft and your sac to be able to separate like a real penis)

and here you have it, your packer is finished! you can wear it in your underwear directly on your skin, or sandwiched in between two pairs of underwear, or however you prefer. direct contact with water should be avoided as much as possible; the packer doesn't need to be cleaned daily, but a spritz with rubbing alcohol will kill most germs and get rid of any funky smells, and if it gets stained you can spot-treat it with a little water and soap and make sure it dries thoroughly.

[undeadcannibal]

Hi! i was wondering if you could make any imagines or headcanons about a plus size reader with 141 + konig? Like if their SO is struggling with their body image. SFW

I loved your imagines btw!<3

Summary: How the 141 men and König would help comfort their plus size S/O who struggles with self-image issues.

Genre: Headcanons, request(s) Characters featured: Price, Gaz, Soap, Ghost, and König

Warnings: Mention(s) of struggling with self-image, etc.

A/N: Thank you, Anon! I’m glad you enjoy my works! Also, no worries, as a fellow plus-size/fat girl, I gotchu~  ( Gif credit: xxx )

Ghost―

Simon understands struggling with self-image issues more than he'll ever admit or show. While he doesn't say anything or show clues around anyone, he secretly despises seeing himself in the mirror. He goes out of his way to avoid looking directly at them, so, when you mention struggling with your own self-image, he understands in his own way.

Sure, he might not struggle with weight issues like you, but he doesn't care. He wants to be there for you so you don't have to go through those issues alone. He hates the thought of you struggling by yourself.

At first, he didn't offer many comforting words. He tries to be there for you physically instead. Before you can make a negative comment about yourself and your body, Simon is beating you to the punch, complimenting you instead of putting you down by distracting you.

His touches will always be appreciative and gentle so he doesn't accidentally trigger a negative reaction.

If that doesn't work, he's reassuring you that he loves your body just as much as your personality. Especially since he's never fussed over what his partners look like. He'll love and care for you anyway.

Without saying a word, he'll take your hand or pull you into his lap so he can nuzzle the top of your head. Whispering how much he adores you and how he wouldn't change a thing.

If it really bothers you, he'll be open to asking if you'd like to exercise with him. Starting off simple like walks together or him creating beginner friendly exercise routines, should you want them.

If not, he'll be there with you every step of the way, trying to help you feel better in your own skin, as well as maybe loving your body in time.

Price―

Poor Price, he's just as upset as you are seeing you struggling with your self-image so much.

He'll try to do anything to cheer you up. And of course, that always begins with a fresh cuppa with him. He won't even let you make it, he insists he'll take care of it for you.

Hell, he'll do anything you'd ask him to do so long as it helps you feel a bit better.

You wanna go out? He'll treat you to wherever - and whatever - you'd like. You wanna stay home? He'll get you extra comfortable and settled on the couch, not letting you leave as he gets you anything you ask for.

Doesn't even matter if you ask for something that y'all don't have. He'll run out to the store and be back home within no time, catering to you some more.

If that doesn't work - or you simply prefer another method of care - he'll ask what works best for you.

If you'd rather stay home and just cuddle and receive praise, he's more than happy to shower you in comfort and sweet nothings for as long as you'd like.

After he knows you're struggling, he'll go out of his way to touch and compliment every bit of you. Doesn't matter if you reply back with something negative, he does his best to help you see yourself the same way he sees you: beautiful, regardless of what you look like and how you feel.

Soap―

At first, Soap struggles to understand why you'd struggle so much. He'd think his love and adoration would be enough to convince you otherwise, but then he thinks back to the moments of him struggling with his own insecurities.

Sometimes it never mattered what others said or how true it was, a person could feel and think otherwise.

After mentally berating himself for being a bit of a bastard, he's finally coming around to you. Approaching you with gentle words and touches.

Never makes a comment on your weight or appearance if he can help it. Instead, he tries to let you know regardless of how you might feel in the moment, he loves you and will be there to support you no matter what.

Loves to distract you with jokes or something spontaneous to do together.

If that doesn't work, he'll try gently coaxing you to get out and do something together. It doesn't have to be somewhere public and crowded. He's more than happy to go for a walk together in the most random of places.

Really, he'll do anything if it means getting to see you happy and smiling again. Poor man will go wild if he knows you're feeling awful and there's little he can do to help you. Makes him feel pretty worthless as a partner but doesn't take it personally since he knows you're not doing it to spite him.

Gaz―

When you first tell him that you're struggling, he takes it hard at first. Sad to hear that you feel so awful about your self-image and he didn't pick up on it sooner.

However, once he gets over the initial shock, he'll immediately try to research ways to help you feel better and often soft-launches/suggests methods to you. Asking what you'd think might work best for you.

Whatever you prefer, he's trying without a second thought.

If that doesn't work, onto the next method!

He's determined to help you feel good. To see you being so hard on yourself hurts him in a way he can't explain.

I personally headcanon his love language is physical touch, so rest assured Kyle is physically appreciative of your body more so than usual. Nearly to the point he can't take his hands off of you.

If you need some space though, he'll happily provide that as well.

Also, don't even think of trying to say something negative about yourself when you're around. He'll argue you're the best and most breathtaking person in his life, regardless of what you think about yourself.

With that being said, he'll also go out of his way to interact with and kiss the parts of you you say you don't like the most. He'll make you love yourself and those parts of you, damn it!

König―

IMO, he understands more than anyone what it's like to struggle with one's self image. He's guilty of struggling with his own more often than not.

As a result, if you mention you're struggling more than usual, he's quick to try and distract you with activities you both enjoy, hoping to help take your mind off of things.

If you're not in the mood to head out, he's asking what you'd like to do at home instead. Whether it be watching something you enjoy or haven't seen. Or, possibly even ask if you'd like to cuddle on the couch together and browse for something nice on your laptop. This man loves to spoil you, even more so when you're not feeling well about yourself.

If you'd rather just spend some time together, that's fine. Rest assured he's hauling you into his lap so he can shower you in verbal praise and physical affection.

Also, he'll ask if you're alright with him touching you during those moments. If you allow him to, he's cuddling you till you can't take it anymore. Hugging you so tightly, murmuring what he finds beautiful about your plush, chubby form.

It doesn't matter what negative thing you say about yourself, he's stubborn enough to combat your negative thoughts with you.

"God, do I really look like that?" You'd complain whilst looking at yourself in the mirror, frowning as you poked and prodded at the soft pudge here and there.

König would simply come up behind you, looking down at you with nothing but affection in his eyes as he nods.

"No," He chimes in. "You look as breathtaking as ever, maus."

[thegreatyin]

I've made a character and started them off and I'm already really liking the small building you can do with them off the bat. I didn't know it was like timed and all but I'm sure I'll end up jiving with it sooner than later, thanks for posting about it and making it look Interesting for the Me I will be so stuck in wiki pages for 100 hours

yeah fallen london runs on a limited action system! i think it's a plus in the game's favor tbh, it's the kind of thing you're meant to digest over long periods of time instead of binge all at once and between that + the ridiculous amount of content available to pursue, it's really helped me stay consistently engaged. in my experience it's better to think of FL as less of a game that holds you back with timers and more of a daily soap opera that you check in with every few hours (or just generally whenever you feel like) to see how your funny victorian guys are getting on. there's a reason the scoundrel has had pretty much daily dramatic little misadventures for the past year straight.

don't forget to check out the wiki beginner's guide if you haven't already, and feel free to consult my list of tips and tricks if you feel like it! there's also the general ambition guide if you want to learn about all of the different Big Overarching Quests you can pursue + how to pursue them (and what they offer in the end. such as, to name a purely hypothetical example, bat HRT. purely hypothetical, of course. what kind of delusional flower-wearing furry maniac would choose an ending like that, amiright?)

also feel free to send a calling card to the scoundrel and/or the scientist if you ever get the chance 👈😎👈 with the power of technology and a FL account you too can bully a bat for sport meet a yin blog celebrity

[karaloza]

Legend of Zelda Theme Park - Gerudo Desert

At long last, I've found a way to add the desert to my theme park!

At the western end of the Dark World is the entrance to a sandstone canyon which meanders a bit and then debouches onto a lively bazaar. Buildings are constructed from off-white masonry contrasting with brilliantly colored fabrics and mosaics. There are numerous planters containing palm trees and cacti to help direct foot traffic as well as providing bench space and extra shade. Near the center of the plaza is a circular fountain featuring a statue of a woman wielding a sword, surrounded by more vegetation. The outside edge of the area is bounded with facades representing sand dunes, among which can be seen landmarks such as the OoT Desert Colossus and BoTW Gerudo Town. From time to time, an animated figure of a Molduga arches from one sand dune to another like a breaching whale.

Attractions

Nabooru’s Training Course: A combination maze and obstacle course—periodically, the winding corridors offer an opportunity to hone your skills as an elite bandit…but if you don’t feel up to tackling the balance beam, overhead bars, crawl net, or other physical challenge, a normal path continues alongside the obstacle. This is just the beginners’ course—from time to time, you can peek through to a more advanced course where Gerudo make trapeze-caliber leaps over jets of fire, dodge flying darts, and disable booby traps (or fail to do so!). At the end of the maze is a playground featuring more things to climb and jump in, just in case you had any excess energy left.

Gerudo Warriors’ Procession: Taking place at scheduled intervals in the bazaar, a squad of the Gerudo tribe’s most impressive warriors parade through the street to a stage where they demonstrate some of their combat skills.

Skipper’s Time-Shifted Boat Tour: Inspired by the Lanayru Sand Sea from Skyward Sword, this dark ride uses projection mapping, augmented reality goggles, and a bit of motion simulation to create the illusion of riding in a boat through a desert that has been transformed into an ancient ocean, but only in a set radius around the craft thanks to the aura of the Timeshift Stone. Fantastic corals appear and disappear, long-decayed ships spring back into operation only to wither again as the boat leaves them behind, the bleached bones of sea monsters turn into living threats until the robot guide manages to outrun them. The queue includes a few interactive “windows” where the push of a button activates a Timeshift Stone to alter a scene—a massive tree reverts to a tiny sapling in a meadow, a crumbled ruin becomes a bustling fortress in its heyday, etc.

Sand-Seal Rally Race: A high-speed ride along a figure-eight racing track, in a seal-drawn “sand sled.” Watch out when you get to the crossing point—don’t crash with another sled!

Shops

5. Silken Palace: Scarves, shawls, capelets, veils, and other free-flowing clothing and accessories made from scrumptiously colored and patterned fabrics…even sarees! Knowledgeable staff can show how to properly put on your purchases if you need help.

6. Hotel Oasis Spa Shop: A health and beauty shop featuring LoZ-inspired makeup palettes, custom-blended perfumes and colognes, bath salts, soaps, scrubs, massage oils, and other products to pamper your skin after a long day in the desert.

7. Starlight Memories: A jewelry boutique specializing in big, showy styles of earrings, bracelets, necklaces, brooches, and even diadems. Many pieces are inspired by the traditional jewelry styles of the Middle East and South Asia.

8. Sand-Seal Adoption Center: The Sand-Seal Rally Race exits through this shop specializing in plush toys of sand seals and other desert creatures both real and fanciful, with an optional “adoption ceremony” for your special new friend.

9. Miscellaneous Merchandise Booths: Small spaces leased out to small business retailers whose wares are in line with the overall “vibe” of the Bazaar.

Eateries

10. Gerudo Bistro: A café with well-shaded patio seating, featuring a menu of Mediterranean and Middle Eastern entrees and appetizers.

11. Arbiter’s Grounds: An Arabian/Persian/Turkish style coffee and tea bar, harking back to the ancient relationship with coffee enjoyed by the cultures that inspired the Gerudo. Brews are available hot, iced, flavored, even blended with ice cream for a perky smoothie. Or head next door…

12. Kara Kara Creamery: Beat the heat with frozen treats! Ice cream, frozen yogurt, sherbet, milkshakes, and smoothies are all available here, made to order. If you’re with a group, try the Seven Heroines Sundae, with seven “orbs” of different flavors reflecting the virtues prized by the Gerudo: skill, spirit, endurance, knowledge, flight, motion, and gentleness.

[forenerblog]

From Garden to Table: The Ultimate Guide to Planting and Enjoying Purple Cayenne Peppers

Looking to spice up your garden and your dinner plate? Purple Cayenne Pepper might just be your new favorite plant. With their bold color, spicy flavor, and surprising versatility, these peppers are a joy to grow and even more fun to eat. Whether you're a beginner gardener or a seasoned grower looking to try something unique, this guide will walk you through everything—from planting to harvesting, and of course, how to enjoy them at the table.

1. What Is a Purple Cayenne Pepper?

Let’s start with the basics. Purple Cayenne Pepper is a colorful twist on the traditional red cayenne variety. These peppers begin green, deepen into a stunning violet-purple, and eventually turn red if left long enough on the plant. But most gardeners love them best in their vibrant purple stage, when they’re fully spicy and absolutely striking.

2. Why Choose Purple Over Red?

Sure, red cayennes are great—but purple ones? They’re a conversation starter. The color adds visual flair to your garden and your meals. Plus, purple cayenne peppers tend to have a slightly sweeter taste before the heat kicks in, making them perfect for sauces, stir-fries, and even pickling.

3. Health Benefits That Pack a Punch

These little peppers aren’t just pretty—they’re packed with vitamin C, antioxidants, and capsaicin, the compound that gives peppers their heat. Capsaicin is known to boost metabolism, reduce inflammation, and even act as a natural pain reliever. So yes, growing Purple Cayenne Pepper is good for your garden and your body.

4. Getting the Right Seeds

Not all seeds are created equal. Look for heirloom or non-GMO Purple Cayenne Pepper seeds from a trusted supplier. Starting from quality seeds ensures healthy plants and a more flavorful harvest. It’s like choosing a strong foundation before building a house—it sets you up for success.

5. Best Time to Plant Purple Cayenne Pepper

Timing is everything. Start your seeds indoors 8 to 10 weeks before your region’s last frost date. This gives your plants a strong head start and allows you to move them outdoors when the weather is just right.

6. Starting Seeds Indoors: Step-by-Step

Use a seed-starting mix and plant seeds about ¼ inch deep in small containers. Keep them in a warm spot (around 75–85°F). A heat mat helps if your home runs cool. In 7–14 days, you should see your first sprouts. Make sure they get plenty of light—sunny windowsills or grow lights work wonders.

7. Transplanting Outdoors Without Stress

Once the seedlings are 4–6 inches tall and nighttime temps stay above 55°F, it’s time to move them outside. Harden them off first by placing them outdoors for a few hours a day for about a week. Then plant them 18–24 inches apart in a sunny, well-draining spot.

8. Soil, Sunlight & Water: The Essential Trio

These peppers love full sun—aim for 6–8 hours per day. Use rich, loamy soil with good drainage and a slightly acidic pH (6.0–6.5). Water deeply but let the top inch of soil dry out between waterings. Too much water can lead to root rot; too little can stunt growth.

9. How to Keep Your Plants Healthy

Feed your plants every few weeks with an organic vegetable fertilizer. Watch for pests like aphids or spider mites—neem oil or insecticidal soap can help. If leaves turn yellow, it might be a sign of overwatering or nutrient deficiency. Keep an eye out and adjust as needed.

10. When and How to Harvest

Your Purple Cayenne Pepper can be harvested when they reach 4–6 inches in length and show deep purple color. Use scissors or gently twist the peppers off to avoid damaging the plant. Picking regularly encourages more fruit to grow.

11. Storing Your Harvest the Right Way

Store fresh peppers in the fridge for up to two weeks. Want to keep them longer? Consider drying or freezing. Dried cayennes can be ground into powder for homemade chili flakes or spice blends.

12. Cooking With Purple Cayenne Pepper

Here’s where the fun really starts. These peppers add a kick to just about anything. Slice them into salads for a colorful zing, sauté with garlic and onion for a quick stir-fry base, or blend them into homemade hot sauce. They’re spicy, but not overpowering—just enough to wake up your taste buds.

13. Recipes That Will Wow Your Taste Buds

Purple Cayenne Salsa: Blend peppers with tomatoes, onion, cilantro, and lime for a garden-fresh dip.

Sweet & Spicy Pepper Jam: Combine sugar, vinegar, and purple cayenne for a condiment with kick.

Cayenne Pepper Pasta Oil: Infuse olive oil with dried peppers for a spicy drizzle over pasta or pizza.

14. Preserving for the Off-Season

No need to say goodbye when summer ends. Dry whole peppers using a dehydrator or low-temp oven. You can also pickle them in vinegar with garlic and herbs. Store in jars to enjoy spicy flavors even in the middle of winter.

15. Final Thoughts: From Soil to Supper

Growing Purple Cayenne Pepper is more than just a gardening project—it’s a full-circle experience. From planting the seeds to cooking up your first batch of hot sauce, every step connects you to the food you eat and the earth you nurture.

[dopeluminaryninja]

Become an Oracle Fusion Technical & OIC Expert – Step-by-Step Training

Oracle Fusion Applications have revolutionized enterprise solutions, offering seamless cloud-based services that streamline business processes. As organizations increasingly adopt Oracle Fusion for financials, supply chain management, human capital management, and more, there is a growing demand for skilled professionals who can configure, customize, and integrate these applications effectively.

One of the key components of Oracle Fusion is Oracle Integration Cloud (OIC), which enables businesses to integrate various applications and automate workflows. Mastering Oracle Fusion Technical and OIC will open doors to high-paying jobs and career growth opportunities in cloud technology.

Why Choose This Training?

This training is structured to provide a step-by-step learning experience, making it easy for participants to understand the concepts, implement them practically, and apply their knowledge in real-world scenarios. Whether you are an aspiring Oracle Fusion Technical Consultant, an OIC Developer, or an IT professional looking to upskill, this course will empower you with the proper knowledge and hands-on expertise.

Key Highlights of the Training

✔ Comprehensive Coverage – Learn Fusion Technical concepts (BIP Reports, OTBI, FBDI) and OIC integration techniques.

✔ Step-by-Step Learning – A well-structured training program for beginners and experienced professionals.

✔ Hands-on Practice – Access to real-time Oracle Cloud instances for practical learning.

✔ Expert Trainers – Learn from industry experts with extensive experience in Oracle Cloud technologies.

✔ Real-World Scenarios – Practical use cases to ensure job readiness.

✔ Interview Preparation – Guidance on interview questions, real-world project scenarios, and best practices.

Who Should Enroll?

This training is ideal for:

✅ Oracle Fusion Technical Consultants who want to master OIC for integrations.

✅ Developers & IT Professionals aiming to work on Oracle Cloud integrations.

✅ Business Analysts who want to understand the technical aspects of Oracle Fusion.

Course Modules

Module 1: Introduction to Oracle Fusion Technical

🔹 Overview of Oracle Fusion Applications

🔹 Understanding the Fusion Cloud Architecture

🔹 Security & User Roles in Oracle Fusion

🔹 Introduction to Fusion Technical Components

Module 2: BI Publisher (BIP) Reports

🔹 Introduction to BI Publisher

🔹 Creating and Designing Reports

🔹 Understanding Data Models and Templates

🔹 Scheduling and Managing BIP Reports

Module 3: Oracle Transactional Business Intelligence (OTBI)

🔹 Overview of OTBI Reporting

🔹 Creating and Customizing OTBI Reports

🔹 Understanding Dashboards and Data Visualization

Module 4: Data Migration – FBDI & ADF DI

🔹 Overview of FBDI (File-Based Data Import)

🔹 Hands-on FBDI Implementation

🔹 Using ADF DI (ADF Desktop Integration) for Data Management

Module 6: Introduction to Oracle Integration Cloud (OIC)

🔹 Overview of Oracle Integration Cloud (OIC)

🔹 Understanding OIC Components – Integrations, Lookups, Adapters

🔹 Security & Authentication in OIC

Module 7: Designing & Developing OIC Integrations

🔹 Creating App-Driven & Scheduled Integrations

🔹 Using Pre-Built Adapters (ERP, REST, SOAP, FTP, DB, etc.)

🔹 Hands-on Integration Flows & Mappings

Benefits of Taking This Course

✔ Master OIC integrations & automation workflows.

✔ Be prepared for real-world projects & job interviews.

✔ Get expert guidance, study materials, and recorded sessions.

✔ Become job-ready and boost your career opportunities in Oracle Cloud.

Job Roles You Can Target After This Training

🎯 Oracle Fusion Technical Consultant

🎯 Oracle OIC Developer

🎯 Oracle Cloud Integration Specialist

🎯 Fusion ERP Integration Consultant

🎯 Oracle Cloud Solution Architect

Final Thoughts

Oracle Fusion and OIC are among the most in-demand skills in today's cloud computing landscape. If you want to build a successful career in Oracle Cloud, mastering Fusion Technical & OIC is essential.

With this step-by-step training, you will gain the confidence, knowledge, and practical experience to work on real-world projects, crack job interviews, and become a skilled Oracle Fusion Technical & OIC expert.

Conclusion

Oracle Fusion Technical and Oracle Integration Cloud (OIC) are among the most in-demand skills in today's cloud-driven enterprise world. Businesses are actively seeking professionals who can develop, customize, and integrate Oracle Fusion applications to enhance efficiency and streamline operations.

[georgemaries]

QA Testing Training: Start Your Career in Software Testing?

Introduction

In today’s fast-paced digital landscape, software quality is paramount. Every application, from banking apps to e-commerce platforms, must function flawlessly. This is where QA testing training plays a crucial role. Quality assurance testers ensure that software runs smoothly, meeting industry standards and customer expectations.

If you’re considering a career in software testing, you’re in the right place. A software testing and quality assurance course provides you with the skills needed to become a proficient QA tester. This guide will take you through everything you need to know about QA tester training, career opportunities, industry demand, and how to get started.

What is Software Testing and Why is It Important?

Software testing ensures that applications are functional, secure, and user-friendly before deployment. QA testers identify and fix bugs, preventing costly errors and security vulnerabilities. Companies prioritize software testing to maintain reliability and customer satisfaction.

Importance of Software Testing:

Bug Detection: Identifies errors before software reaches end users.

Security Assurance: Prevents data breaches and cyber threats.

Cost Savings: Fixing issues early reduces long-term expenses.

User Satisfaction: Ensures smooth user experiences and high retention rates.

Compliance with Industry Standards: Many industries have strict software regulations to meet.

Brand Reputation: A bug-free application enhances a company’s image and reliability.

According to industry reports, companies lose billions annually due to software failures. Investing in QA testing training can make you an indispensable asset to businesses worldwide.

Understanding QA Tester Training

A QA tester training program equips learners with the knowledge and skills to test software efficiently. Whether you’re a beginner or an IT professional looking to upskill, a software testing and quality assurance course covers everything from fundamentals to advanced testing techniques.

Key Topics Covered in QA Testing Training:

Manual Testing:

Software Development Life Cycle (SDLC)

Test case design and execution

Bug tracking and reporting tools

Exploratory testing techniques

Automation Testing:

Selenium WebDriver, TestNG, JUnit

Automation frameworks

Script writing and debugging

Continuous Integration with Jenkins

Performance Testing:

Load testing with JMeter

Stress and scalability testing

Performance monitoring tools

Mobile and Web Application Testing:

Cross-browser and mobile testing tools

Responsive testing strategies

Device compatibility testing

Database Testing:

SQL queries for backend validation

Data integrity testing

API Testing:

REST and SOAP API testing using Postman

Automated API testing frameworks

Security testing for APIs

With a well-rounded QA testing training program, you’ll gain expertise in both manual and automated testing, making you a versatile software tester.

Career Opportunities After QA Tester Training

The demand for QA testers is rising, with organizations actively seeking professionals who can ensure software quality. A software testing and quality assurance course can open doors to multiple career paths, including:

Popular Roles in Software Testing:

QA Analyst – Entry-level role focusing on test planning and execution.

Automation Tester – Works with automation tools to streamline testing.

Performance Tester – Specializes in load and stress testing.

Test Manager – Leads testing teams and strategizes testing processes.

Software Development Engineer in Test (SDET) – Bridges the gap between development and testing.

Security Tester – Ensures applications are safe from vulnerabilities and threats.

Usability Tester – Focuses on the user experience and accessibility of applications.

According to job market trends, software testing roles are among the top IT careers due to their high demand and competitive salaries. The World Quality Report states that 57% of companies worldwide prioritize software testing, creating numerous opportunities for skilled testers.

Why Choose a Software Testing and Quality Assurance Course?

A structured QA testing training program accelerates your learning and prepares you for real-world projects. Here’s why enrolling in a software testing and quality assurance course is a great career move:

Benefits of QA Tester Training:

✔ High Demand: Every company developing software needs testers. 

✔ Lucrative Salaries: Competitive pay for skilled testers. 

✔ No Programming Experience Required: Beginners can start with manual testing and transition to automation. 

✔ Global Career Opportunities: Work remotely or in top tech companies worldwide. 

✔ Fast Entry into IT: Compared to development roles, testing has a shorter learning curve. 

✔ Opportunities for Specialization: Testers can branch into performance, security, and automation testing. 

✔ Flexible Career Paths: Testers can work as freelancers, consultants, or full-time employees.

With industry-aligned QA tester training, you can land jobs at top firms with attractive salary packages.

Hands-on Learning: Real-World Applications

One of the best ways to master QA testing is through practical learning. A high-quality software testing and quality assurance course should provide:

Live projects: Work on real-time applications.

Case studies: Analyze past software failures and how QA could have prevented them.

Mock interviews: Prepare for job placements.

Certification preparation: Enhance credibility with industry-recognized certifications.

Internships and mentorship programs: Learn directly from industry experts.

For instance, platforms like H2K Infosys offer structured courses that include hands-on learning, making it easier for students to gain practical experience.

How to Get Started with QA Testing Training

Starting a career in software testing is easier than you think. Follow these steps to begin your journey:

Step 1: Learn the Basics

Understand software testing fundamentals.

Explore SDLC and STLC (Software Testing Life Cycle).

Familiarize yourself with different testing types (manual, automation, performance, security).

Step 2: Enroll in a Software Testing and Quality Assurance Course

Choose a course covering manual and automation testing.

Ensure it offers hands-on experience with tools like Selenium, JIRA, and JMeter.

Consider industry-recognized training providers like H2K Infosys for comprehensive learning.

Step 3: Practice with Real-World Projects

Work on test case creation and bug reporting.

Gain experience in automation scripting.

Participate in open-source testing projects to enhance skills.

Step 4: Obtain Certifications

ISTQB (International Software Testing Qualifications Board) is a globally recognized certification for QA testers.

Selenium and Agile certifications add value to your resume.

Performance and security testing certifications further enhance career prospects.

Step 5: Apply for Jobs

Build a strong resume highlighting testing skills and certifications.

Practice mock interviews and coding assessments.

Apply for entry-level QA roles and gain industry experience.

Network with QA professionals and join online forums to stay updated.

Conclusion

A career in software testing offers immense opportunities for growth, stability, and high earning potential. By enrolling in a QA testing training program, you can master the skills needed to excel in this field. Whether you’re a beginner or looking to upskill, a Software testing and quality assurance course will equip you with industry-relevant expertise. Start your journey today and become a skilled QA professional!

[musicinsurancecompany]

Top 6 Brass Instrument Maintenance Tips for Beginning Students

Do you own brass musical instruments? Well! That's great! Are you looking for easy yet effective maintenance tips for your gear? Maintaining this equipment may seem intimidating for beginners. Perhaps, it is what brings you here. Right? However, it can become an easy feat with a couple of simple tips. How is that? Are you wondering inside your head? Proper upkeep helps your device sound its best and prolongs its lifespan. This saves you both finances and frustration in the long run. What are these essential maintenance tips? You are eager to learn it seems! Here are six critical maintenance tips for beginning brass players. Let's go through the blog to get a clear insight.

1. Daily Cleaning and Drying

Okay, let's start with the most important tip - regular cleaning and drying. This is the foundation of keeping your appliance in good shape even if you have a comprehensive Brass Musical Insurance plan in place. So, after every practice session, clean it. What do you do first? You will need to remove the extra moisture. Make sure to use a soft cloth or absorbent paper. Then, gently wipe down the mouthpiece - inside and out. What about the valves? If your gear has valves, you need to dry the valves too. Pull them out and dry the slides and casings properly. You may have noticed some water sometimes collects in the main tuning slide. What should you do about that? If there is water in the main tuning slide, remove it with a cloth or using a bulb syringe. Why is all this drying so important? Well! Moisture is one of the biggest enemies of brass musical instruments. It can lead to corrosion, tarnish, and even damage to the valves. Regular drying prevents these issues and ensures smooth and easy playing.

2. Mouthpiece Hygiene

Now, let's talk about mouthpiece hygiene. It is not only crucial for the sound quality of your brass but also for your health. How should you clean my mouthpiece? Clean your mouthpiece regularly. Make a solution of mild soap and water and gently cleanse it after each use. Can you use any kind of soap? It is wise to avoid harsh chemicals. Abrasive cleaners can damage the mouthpiece's finish. After washing, dry the mouthpiece completely with a soft cloth. Mouthpieces are prone to bacterial buildup, which can affect your health and the instrument's sound.

3. Valve Oil and Slide Grease

Next up, we will talk about valve oil and slide grease. Using the right type of lubricant is paramount. So, what kind of oil should you use for the valves? Use specialized valve oil. Take a small amount of valve oil and apply it on the valve guides and rotors as suggested by the manufacturer. What about the slides? For the tuning slides and water keys, make sure to apply a thin coat of slide grease. However, always make sure to avoid over-lubrication. Excess lubricant can attract dust and dirt, hindering smooth movement.

4. Handling and Transportation

Now, we will discuss how to handle your instrument. A comprehensive Brass Musical Insurance policy is imperative. However, it is equally crucial to handle your instrument with care. Be careful so that you do not drop or bump it against hard surfaces. What about when you are not playing? Use a sturdy case. A well-padded case protects your instrument during transport and storage. Are there any other things you should be mindful of? Of course!

Keep it away from extreme temperatures. Avoid leaving your instrument in direct sunlight or a very cold environment. Rough handling can cause dents, bends, and other damage that may affect the instrument's playability and intonation.

5. Regular Inspections

Look for dents, cracks, or loose parts. Schedule regular maintenance checks with a qualified repair technician. Always keep in mind that early detection of problems can prevent costly repairs and ensure your instrument remains in optimal playing condition.

6. Keep it Clean from Dust and Debris

Store your instrument in a dust-free environment. Use a case cover or a dedicated storage area to protect it from dust and dirt. Clean the exterior of your instrument regularly. Use a soft cloth to gently wipe down the exterior of your instrument to remove dust and fingerprints. Dust can accumulate on the valves, slides, and other parts, hindering smooth operation and affecting the instrument's sound.

[meeranjaz]

J2EE Certified Course: Comprehensive Guide to Enterprise Java Development

Are you ready to dive deeper into the world of Java development? The J2EE (Java 2 Platform, Enterprise Edition) course offered by Jaz Academy. is designed to equip you with the skills necessary to build scalable, secure, and efficient enterprise applications. Whether you’re a beginner or have some Java experience, this course will guide you through the essentials of enterprise development using J2EE technologies.

What is J2EE?

J2EE stands for Java 2 Platform, Enterprise Edition and is a platform that provides a robust environment for developing multi-tiered, distributed applications. It is widely used in the enterprise software industry due to its scalability, reliability, and flexibility.

Why Choose for J2EE Training?

Jaz Academy. provides a comprehensive curriculum for J2EE, designed by industry experts. Here are a few reasons why you should choose this course:

Expert Trainers: Learn from professionals with real-world experience in enterprise application development.

Hands-on Learning: Gain practical exposure through projects that simulate real-world scenarios.

Latest Technologies: Stay ahead of the curve with updated course content on the latest tools and frameworks used in J2EE development.

Flexible Learning Options: Whether you're looking for in-person or online classes, Jaz Academy offers flexible learning formats to suit your needs.

What Will You Learn in the J2EE Course?

In this course, you will explore key J2EE concepts and technologies, including:

Servlets and JSP (JavaServer Pages): Understand how to create dynamic web applications using Servlets and JSP.

EJB (Enterprise JavaBeans): Learn how to build reusable and scalable business logic components.

JDBC (Java Database Connectivity): Learn how to connect Java applications with databases.

Web Services: Explore the fundamentals of developing SOAP and RESTful web services.

JPA (Java Persistence API): Master database management and object-relational mapping (ORM).

Security and Transactions: Understand how to implement security measures and manage transactions within J2EE applications.

Real-World Applications of J2EE

J2EE is widely used for building large-scale enterprise applications such as:

Banking Systems: Robust systems that require secure transactions and high availability.

E-commerce Platforms: Scalable platforms that can handle large volumes of users and transactions.

Customer Relationship Management (CRM) Systems: Enterprise applications that manage business relationships and data.

How Jaz Academy.Helps You Achieve Your Career Goals

Completing the J2EE course at Jaz Academy provides you with a strong foundation to enter the world of enterprise Java development. The course ensures you gain proficiency in both the core concepts and the practical applications, making you job-ready for roles like:

Java Developer

J2EE Developer

Software Architect

Backend Developer

Conclusion

J2EE remains a powerful and versatile technology for enterprise application development. Whether you're looking to improve your Java skills or break into enterprise software development,Jaz Academy. offers the perfect course to help you succeed. Enroll today and take the first step towards becoming a skilled Java developer!

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Mastering the Art of Phlebotomy: A Comprehensive Guide for Beginners

**Title: Mastering​ the Art of Phlebotomy: A Comprehensive Guide ⁣for Beginners**

**Introduction** Phlebotomy is the medical practice of drawing blood from patients ​for various ‌purposes, such as diagnostics, ​transfusions, or research.‌ Mastering the art of phlebotomy is ‌crucial for healthcare professionals, as it ‌requires ‍precision, skill, and compassion. In this comprehensive ⁤guide, ​we will​ explore the basics of phlebotomy for beginners, ⁤including essential techniques,⁤ tips, ⁤and ⁤best practices.

**Benefits of Mastering ⁢Phlebotomy** – Ability to perform a​ critical medical procedure – Enhanced patient care and ⁣comfort – ‌Increased job opportunities in​ healthcare industry – Contribution to accurate diagnosis⁢ and ​treatment

**Essential Techniques for Phlebotomy** 1. Proper Hand Hygiene: Wash hands thoroughly with soap and water before and after each procedure. 2. Patient Identification:‍ Confirm patient’s identity using two ‍identifiers, such as name and date of birth. 3. Selecting a Vein: Choose a suitable vein for blood draw, considering factors like size, location, and condition. 4. Vein Visualization: Use techniques like transillumination ⁢or tourniquet ⁣to visualize veins for‌ successful puncture. 5. Needle Insertion: ​Insert the needle at the correct angle and depth to avoid pain or complications. 6. Blood Collection: Allow blood to flow‍ into collection tubes or⁢ bags, following​ the⁢ appropriate order of draw. 7. Post-Procedure Care: Apply pressure, bandage the site, and ⁤provide instructions⁣ to the patient for⁤ aftercare.

**Practical Tips for Success** – Practice makes perfect: Hone your skills through hands-on training and experience. – Stay organized: Label specimens accurately and document ​details of each blood draw. – Communication is key: Establish rapport with patients and explain the procedure ‍to alleviate anxiety. – Stay ⁤updated: Attend phlebotomy workshops,‍ conferences, or online courses to learn new techniques. – Seek ⁤feedback: Ask for feedback from experienced phlebotomists to improve your technique.

**Case Study: The Importance of Accuracy in Phlebotomy** In a recent study, researchers found that incorrect blood collection techniques led to ‌misdiagnosis in several patients. Through proper ‌training and adherence to best practices, phlebotomists can prevent such errors and ensure quality patient care.

**Firsthand Experience: A Day in the Life of a Phlebotomist** As a phlebotomist, ⁤you will interact with patients of all ages and⁢ backgrounds, providing a vital service⁢ in the healthcare​ setting. Your role is not only to draw blood ‍but also ​to offer support, empathy, and professionalism to those in need. Each day brings new challenges and rewards, making phlebotomy a fulfilling career choice ‍for those with a passion for helping⁤ others.

**Conclusion** Mastering the art of phlebotomy requires a combination of technical skill, empathy, and attention to detail. By following the tips and ‍techniques outlined in this comprehensive guide, beginners can ‍build a solid foundation for a successful phlebotomy career. Remember, practice, patience, and dedication are the keys to becoming a proficient phlebotomist. Embrace the journey, ​and⁤ you will soon excel in ​this ⁢essential healthcare profession.

https://phlebotomytechnicianschools.net/mastering-the-art-of-phlebotomy-a-comprehensive-guide-for-beginners/

[stayshut]

A Beginner’s Guide To Use Massagers For Pleasure - Thirdbase

With interest in self-care products on the rise, here's a beginner's guide and some top product recommendations. If you're a curious first-time buyer & want to explore intimate products read the complete article on how to use, dos, don'ts & more.

From now on, feel free to skip the traditional gifts & hampers, when you focus on self-love instead. Online & new age dating might not bring romance, so it's high time to prioritize pampering yourself. Dwell in the whole new range of self-care & intimate wellness products including personal massagers, lubes & more from Thirdbase.co to make your bedtime more pleasing.

Being a newbie in the little world of personal massagers & electric body massagers, it's essential to learn about types & varieties, so that you can select your tribe of massagers that matches your vibe, and will take you to the Nirvana you’ve never seen before. Let's be grateful it is no longer taboo to talk about intimate health & wellness with your friends and partners.

External Massager 

As the name suggests these kinds of portable massagers are created specifically for external stimulation. External massagers are generally used on the clitoris initially, people who use the massagers often can apply the same on any erogenous zones,  you can use external massagers anywhere around your pleasure points to achieve relaxation and comfort, as long as they’re on the outside of your body. May you Hit “Monica’s 7”.

Internal Massagers

Internal Massagers are electric body massagers that can be inserted internally. While some internal massagers can be used externally as well, external ones typically cannot be used internally. Therefore, if you desire versatility, an internal massager offers more options.

Internal massagers are personal massagers for women that come in a variety of shapes and sizes. These small massagers are primarily used for sweet Spot stimulation that starts with a “G”. 

Learn about the materials, and what massagers are made of!

It is essential to know about the type of material used in a massager as it affects the severity of the courses, including its texture, compatible lubricants, and proper cleaning methods. There are two categories of massagers based on their making mentioned below:

Non Porous: Silicone, Metal, ABS Hard Plastic, Glass

 Porous: Hard Plastic, Jelly Rubber, Nylon etc.

Non-porous personal body massagers are easy to clean, with wipes, soap and water. Medical Grade Silicone massagers are most common and readily available as these mini electric massagers are easy to carry and wash. 

How To Use a Massager For The First Time

This section is specifically written for those who are new to massagers. It explains how to use them and recommends some good options for beginners.

Create the atmosphere you want

Make yourself comfy! Change up the lights, put on some tunes you like - maybe something by Cigarettes After Sex - or light some scented candles to create your perfect vibe.

Feeling relaxed and excited sets the stage for pleasure. When you're physically ready, your rechargeable massagers are working, and your mind is calm, experiencing pleasure becomes effortless.

Get Comfortable - Take your time

It is pretty common to have performance anxiety when you are trying the massagers or going solo for the first time. It is your body you have the complete charge over it, you certainly know what is best for you and what is best for you down there. As we know it's your first time, we highly recommend Eve, our gender-neutral massager at Thirdbase which has 10 vibration modes & a discreet design. It is an IPX6 water-resistant small massager and comes with a USB rechargeable battery, perfect for beginners. Enjoy personalized relaxation anytime, anywhere.

Explore Yourself - Find Your Spot

Find your “Monica’s 7”, If you have not explored your erogenous zones yourself

The butterflies that turn you on are yet to be found, it is the right time to hunt that spot down for the lubricious climax.

We recommend you spend some time navigating your pleasure points by stimulating the best full-body massagers. Once you’ve found your sweet spot, that's where it all starts. 

Know that Masturbation is good for you

Make sure to have no guilt whenever you want to masturbate, as it is a clinically suggested activity as it releases stress and happy hormones like oxytocin and serotonin which are essential for our health, so using personal massagers will only elevate the pleasure and help you reach the peak at it best. Feel free to engage in activities that promote relaxation and well-being

Remember what the real goal is

Whether life or bed, if we have a vision we certainly work to succeed. So while using the mini body massagers we should choose whether the goal is pleasure or orgasm.  Using the massagers for the first time might be unfamiliar at first, so be gentle and patient and go at your own pace. Do not aim for orgasm initially, but rather for pleasure.

Variety is key

Noah & Eve the best massagers come with 10-speed modes & multiple settings that give you multiple options to try on different pleasure points. Unleash your imagination, let's explore this! How the same massager can deliver a whole new experience depends on whether you're face down or face up. 

There’s Always A Scope For Add Ons 

You can use the rechargeable massagers with your partner as well and when a lube is applied directly to the clitoris enhances stimulation which can increase sensitivity by promoting blood flow to the area. They may also produce warming, cooling, or tingling sensations. Water-based lubes are helpful to reduce friction that causes discomfort. 

To keep your medical-grade silicone massager in good condition, use water-based lubricants. These lubricants are gentler on the silicone material and prevent it from breaking down.

Try with your partner - The more the Merrier

Having tried new things with your partner not only builds better connections and bonds. In addition, you can opt for creative ways to use a massager with your partner, be it your boyfriend or girlfriend. You can also use your massager at the base of your male partner’s intimate parts and help them conquer new erogenous zones

As much as we love our bodies we have to take care of the massagers as well. Since you've invested in this product, you naturally desire its durability. So we recommend using medical-grade silicone massagers as they can be cleaned with water and soap. Keep the products in a clean and dry place to ensure their longevity.

To reach the peak, we cannot risk our body to get harmed in any way. Make sure to stay comfortable while using the massagers. We recommend starting using the massagers at low speed at different erogenous zones. You can try water-based lubes, to avoid friction. If you feel burnt or face the slightest discomfort stop using the massagers immediately.

As a bottom line, to make the most out of your massager requires a little. Proper storage and cleaning will ensure its longevity, just like taking care of yourself. Familiarize yourself with its features, but don't overcomplicate things - keep it simple for a seamless experience. Most importantly, consider the type of pleasure you want to experience and choose accordingly. With these tips in mind, you're well on your way to unlocking joy and fulfillment.

[triotech-software]

Oracle Fusion SCM: Technical Architecture and Integration

Oracle Fusion Supply Chain Management (SCM) is a powerful tool designed to modernize and improve supply chain operations. Its strong technical structure and easy integration features help businesses optimize their supply chains effectively.

Technical Architecture

Oracle Fusion SCM is built on Oracle’s Fusion Middleware, providing a flexible, scalable, and secure foundation for business applications. Key parts of its structure include:

1. Service-Oriented Architecture (SOA): Oracle Fusion SCM uses SOA, which makes it easy to share and reuse services across different modules. This design allows for easier management and updates of individual parts without affecting the entire system.

2. Oracle Cloud Infrastructure (OCI): Hosted on OCI, the platform ensures high performance, reliability, and security. OCI provides strong computing power, storage, and networking, essential for managing large-scale supply chains.

3. Application Development Framework (ADF): Oracle ADF is used to create user interfaces and business logic. This framework simplifies the development process and improves the user experience with a rich set of tools.

4. Oracle Database: The core of Oracle Fusion SCM is the Oracle Database, known for its reliability, scalability, and strong data management features. It supports complex transactions and ensures data consistency across the supply chain.

Integration Capabilities

Oracle Fusion SCM excels at integration, helping businesses connect different systems and streamline operations. Key integration features include:

1. Oracle Integration Cloud (OIC): OIC provides a platform for integrating applications, data, and processes. It has pre-built connectors for various Oracle and third-party applications, making integration easier and faster.

2. Application Programming Interfaces (APIs): Oracle Fusion SCM offers many RESTful and SOAP APIs for seamless data exchange between systems. These APIs help businesses integrate their existing ERP systems, CRM solutions, and other applications with Oracle Fusion SCM.

3. Data Integration Tools: Oracle Data Integrator (ODI) and Oracle GoldenGate are essential for data integration. ODI handles data movement and transformation, while GoldenGate supports real-time data replication and synchronization, ensuring all systems have up-to-date information.

4. Process Integration: Oracle BPM Suite integrates business processes across different applications, enabling workflow automation and process orchestration. This streamlines supply chain operations and reduces the need for manual intervention.

5. Middleware Solutions: Oracle Fusion Middleware includes tools like Oracle SOA Suite, Oracle WebLogic Server, and Oracle Service Bus, which help connect different systems and manage integration processes.

Conclusion

Oracle Fusion SCM’s technical architecture and integration capabilities make it a powerful solution for modernizing supply chain management. Its modular SOA design, robust infrastructure on OCI, and extensive integration options help businesses manage their supply chains efficiently and adapt to market changes. By using these features, organizations can achieve higher operational efficiency, flexibility, and a competitive edge in the global market.

Elevate your supply chain management expertise with Triotech Software’s comprehensive online training for Oracle Fusion SCM. Our expert-led courses are designed to provide in-depth knowledge and hands-on experience with Oracle’s powerful SCM solutions. Whether you’re a beginner looking to get started or a professional aiming to refine your skills, our training covers everything from basic functionalities to advanced integration techniques. With flexible learning schedules, interactive sessions, and real-world case studies, Triotech Software ensures you gain practical skills that can be immediately applied in your workplace. Join us to master Oracle Fusion SCM and propel your career to new heights with industry-leading training from Triotech Software.

[karaloza]

Legend of Zelda Theme Park - Gerudo Desert (UPDATED)

At the western end of the Dark World is the entrance to a sandstone canyon which meanders a bit and then debouches onto a lively bazaar. Buildings are constructed from off-white masonry contrasting with brilliantly colored fabrics and mosaics. There are numerous planters containing palm trees and cacti to help direct foot traffic as well as providing bench space and extra shade. Near the center of the plaza is a circular fountain featuring a statue of a woman wielding a sword, surrounded by more vegetation. The outside edge of the area is bounded with facades representing sand dunes, among which can be seen landmarks such as the OoT Desert Colossus and BoTW Gerudo Town. From time to time, an animated figure of a Molduga arches from one sand dune to another like a breaching whale.

Attractions

Nabooru’s Training Course: A combination maze and obstacle course—periodically, the winding corridors offer an opportunity to hone your skills as an elite bandit…but if you don’t feel up to tackling the balance beam, overhead bars, crawl net, or other physical challenge, a normal path continues alongside the obstacle. This is just the beginners’ course—from time to time, you can peek through to a more advanced course where Gerudo make trapeze-caliber leaps over jets of fire, dodge flying darts, and disable booby traps (or fail to do so!). At the end of the maze is a playground featuring more things to climb and jump in, just in case you had any excess energy left.

Gerudo Warriors’ Procession: Taking place at scheduled intervals in the bazaar, a squad of the Gerudo tribe’s most impressive warriors parade through the street to a stage where they demonstrate some of their combat skills.

Skipper’s Time-Shifted Boat Tour: Inspired by the Lanayru Sand Sea from Skyward Sword, this dark ride uses projection mapping, augmented reality goggles, and a bit of motion simulation to create the illusion of riding in a boat through a desert that has been transformed into an ancient ocean, but only in a set radius around the craft thanks to the aura of the Timeshift Stone. Fantastic corals appear and disappear, long-decayed ships spring back into operation only to wither again as the boat leaves them behind, the bleached bones of sea monsters turn into living threats until the robot guide manages to outrun them. The queue includes a few interactive “windows” where the push of a button activates a Timeshift Stone to alter a scene—a massive tree reverts to a tiny sapling in a meadow, a crumbled ruin becomes a bustling fortress in its heyday, etc.

Sand-Seal Rally Race: A high-speed ride along a figure-eight racing track, in a seal-drawn “sand sled.” Watch out when you get to the crossing point—don’t crash with another sled!

Shops

5. Silken Palace: Scarves, shawls, capelets, veils, and other free-flowing clothing and accessories made from scrumptiously colored and patterned fabrics…even sarees! Knowledgeable staff can show how to properly put on your purchases if you need help.

6. Hotel Oasis Spa Shop: A health and beauty shop featuring LoZ-inspired makeup palettes, custom-blended perfumes and colognes, bath salts, soaps, scrubs, massage oils, and other products to pamper your skin after a long day in the desert.

7. Starlight Memories: A jewelry boutique specializing in big, showy styles of earrings, bracelets, necklaces, brooches, and even diadems. Many pieces are inspired by the traditional jewelry styles of the Middle East and South Asia.

8. Sand-Seal Adoption Center: The Sand-Seal Rally Race exits through this shop specializing in plush toys of sand seals and other desert creatures both real and fanciful, with an optional “adoption ceremony” for your special new friend.

9. Miscellaneous Merchandise Booths: Small spaces leased out to small business retailers whose wares are in line with the overall “vibe” of the Bazaar.

Eateries

10. Gerudo Bistro: A café with well-shaded patio seating, featuring a menu of Mediterranean and Middle Eastern entrees and appetizers.

11. Arbiter’s Grounds: An Arabian/Persian/Turkish style coffee and tea bar, harking back to the ancient relationship with coffee enjoyed by the cultures that inspired the Gerudo. Brews are available hot, iced, flavored, even blended with ice cream for a perky smoothie. Or head next door…

12. Kara Kara Creamery: Beat the heat with frozen treats! Ice cream, frozen yogurt, sherbet, milkshakes, and smoothies are all available here, made to order. If you’re with a group, try the Seven Heroines Sundae, with seven “orbs” of different flavors reflecting the virtues prized by the Gerudo: skill, spirit, endurance, knowledge, flight, motion, and gentleness.