#Source: Star Trek Lower Decks

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: Regina, that’s canteloupe talk. I want you to be a can-aloupe.

Regina:

[the-overanalyzer]

Jason: Tim, I had you pegged wrong! Jason: I thought you were, like, a boring worker drone. Jason: And you are. Jason: But inside that drone is an ambitious little weasel. Jason: And inside that weasel might be a tiny human being.

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Leela: Narvin, I had you pegged wrong! Leela: I thought you were, like, a boring worker drone. Leela: And you are. Leela: But inside that drone is an ambitious little weasel. Leela: And inside that weasel might be a tiny time lord.

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

Sith Master: Intruder! Capture the nonbeliever!

Revan: Don't touch me! Your characters don't even have names!

Sith Master: You know nothing of our ways! Sith Acolyte 2, take her to the brig!

[incorrectstreetfighterquotes]

Juri: “Who wants to hotwire a stolen ship?”

Cammy: “I do not!”

[writebackatya]

Della: I wish I could roundhouse this situation in the face, but I can’t! It is one of those rare types of problems that can’t be kicked!

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Assassin: We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins. Rise Link of Hyrule, you are now one of us. Here is your uniform, blades and equipment.

[Link takes the uniform in his hands smiling ear to ear, but there is just one thing he can’t help but ask when he notices the Assassin’s iconic “A” emblem on the belt]

Link: Isn’t the Assassin's Brotherhood supposed to be like a big secret? I mean why would we wear special emblems that advertise who we are?

Assassin: (Extending Hidden Blade) You could still be dead.

Link: Y’know, I like the emblem.

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Penelope: Why's it so weird when you're nice??

Dimitri: Because I'm also handsome! Full package, baby!

[incorrecticonoclastsquotes]

Royal: Who wants to hotwire a stolen rocket? Elro: I do not!

[itmakesssenseincontext]

Fractalverse Characters, meeting Eragon and Co: Alagaesia? That's the planet with the dragons that got colonized by all those Ren Faire types! Did you grow up in a castle?

[ouatsqincorrect]

Belle, to Snow: How’s your adrenaline so high? Mine wore off, like, two panics ago.

[go-sullivan]

Allison: How did Dad find out? Somebody ratted us out. I bet it was the Sparrow Academy.

Klaus: Yeah. The Sparrow Academy is the worst. They think they're so much better than us, just because they're so much better than us.

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Natsuki: The anesthetic is useless. We have to work through the pain. Your hands clean? Haruna: Uhhh… Natsuki: Pump this. Don't pass out. Nobody's authorized to pass out!

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

Hanharr: [There are only three types of prey. You are the first type, immobilized by your fear. The second type scurries away to hide, delaying the inevitable.]

Mira: Uuuhhh... what's the third kind?

Hanharr: [The third is a winged lizard-type creature. That doesn't really apply to you.]

Mira: Oh, okay, no, I'm just gonna scurry away while I think about it. When does the hunt start?

Hanharr: [IT ALREADY HAS!]

[phloxsmenagerie]

Moopsy!

[stuffandnosense]

Okay but Brad Boimler and Beckett Mariner are BOTH autistic actually.

Boimler is anxious childhood trauma autism and Mariner is burnt out adult trauma autism.

They’re so valid.