#Source: akwardsilince

[incorrectdmp]

Charlie: Do you think we're soulmates?

Vincent: The fuck? After all the work I've done? Nuh uh. Fate gets no credit.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: Have you not heard of an umbrella?

Bellatrix: I'm going for the wet cat vibe. How do I look?

Narcissa: Pathetic

Bellatrix: Perfect

[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry: Scared? Draco: And horny, so be real careful about what you're going to do with me Harry:

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[moonyswarmsweaters]

James: "I don't deserve you."

Regulus: "Then pat yourself on the back because you're getting me."

James: "Wait--"

Regulus: "Sorry, but I'm deaf to nonsense."

source : @akwardsilince

[all-creatures-incorrecto]

Siegfried: I'm not a child! I don't need a caretaker!

Mrs. Hall:

Mrs. Hall: I have heard you say, verbatim, "I forgot to sleep."

Siegfried:

Mrs. Hall: You're not a child. You're worse.

source: adapted from @akwardsilince

[zimithrus]

source: akwardsilince

[houndsofcorduff]

Awen: There's not a single thing I like about you Hayes: There has to be at least one thing Awen: ...I like it when you're sad Hayes: That's...mildly concerning, but at least it's something

[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry, holding a piece of jewelry: What is this? Draco: There's a tracking spell in it... A tracking device, if you will Harry: What. Draco: You heard me. Now put it on. Harry: Why? Draco: 'Cause I'm tired of you being kidnapped or just running straight up into an ambush and me not being able to do anything about it. So... Put. It. On. Right. Fucking. Now!

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[crackishincorrecthp]

Draco: Do I look alright? Harry: "Alright"? Is that the word we're using? Draco: Ah, apologies. Do I look drop dead gorgeous? Harry: You know you do

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[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry: I'm in love with you Draco: Draco: What. Harry, walking away: Bye Draco: Wait- hold up, don't you want a response?!?! Harry, shrugging: I didn't ask a question Draco: Draco, running after Harry: Potter, you can't just throw this at me and then leave! Harry: Of course I can, that's what I'm doing right now Draco: Yeah, but what if I told you I'm in love with you too?! Harry, stopping: Well, then what are you waiting for to kiss me? Draco: I was waiting for you to stop walking! Harry: Well, I stopped now Draco: *throws himself at Harry and kisses him*

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[crackishincorrecthp]

Draco: You know nothing about me Harry: What. What does that mean. Is there- is there more to you?? What do you mean nothing????? I know too much about you-

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[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry: What is this? Draco: A "congratulations" card? Harry, sitting in a hospital wing bed: What. Draco: Congrats on not needing a grave!

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[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry: You're too trusting Hermione: No, I'm not and, hear me when I say this: you just have trust issues and are projecting them

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[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry: Why are you looking at me like that? Draco: You're in love with me Harry: Draco: I love you too

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[all-creatures-incorrecto]

James, to Tristan: Please stop with the pining. It's getting sad.

Tristan: It's called being in love.

James: Hey, don't educate me on topics I well exceed you in.

James, grabbing Helen: I am married.

source: adapted from @akwardsilince

[all-creatures-incorrecto]

[During 1x6]

Mrs. Hall: Mr. Farnon, do stop making those pained sounds. It's distracting.

Siegfried: *more pained sounds*

Mrs. Hall: You're an incredibly uncooperative patient, you know.

source: @akwardsilince, suggested by @starry-on-ao3