#Spoonie shitposting

[artemisianwilderness]

If someone is being ableist towards you, just become cainist and kill them with a huge rock.

[existennialmemes]

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[crazycatsiren]

Once I'm no longer plagued by The Tired™️ it's over for all of you.

[hellyeahsickaf]

I put the BRO in fibromyalgia babey

[chronicallyillandcoping]

sometimes i wish my pain was a person so it would get so fed up of me complaining about it it would leave me

[twisted-rat-king]

when GI issues

[disabled-bug]

Is the headache from too much Tylenol or will the Tylenol help with the headache: top 10 questions science just can’t answer

[queerest-tier]

Getting ill on that chronic (fibromyalgia)

[disabilityhealth]

Nobody:

My brain: hello, yes, it's time for the Dread again

[lesbiansupernatural]

Being an extremely extroverted person with chronic fatigue sure is a fucking trip

What do you mean I can only be outside of my house for like 3 hours a day???? I need to TALK to people, be SOCIAL, have shit HAPPENING

Shoutout to my flatmate that gets attacked with a fucking monologue any time she dares exit her bedroom. Cause then I've been sitting in the shared living room for HOURS, just charging up shit to say, and everything spills out at once the SECOND theres a living soul there to listen to me

[killrisma]

I hear them, whispering.

Do you hear them, feel them?

They speak the secrets of the universe,

for their parts are from the beginning.

They warn you of danger,

of floods and storms, and all things unjust.

You turn your back and ignore them.

You insult them and complain,

you take their wisdom for granted.

They know all,

and you can know too.

All you need to do is listen.

[existennialmemes]

Saying "My Chronic Illness is Flaring":

People ask invasive questions

Invites misguided wishes of "get well soon"

Sometimes people just tell you to try harder

Saying "Today, My Body Chose Violence":

Sounds way cooler

Might make people too wary to ask questions

Very literal explanation of what's happening

[crazycatsiren]

You mean to tell me people can just walk and it doesn't hurt them.

[hellyeahsickaf]

Sucks but I had to have my ballgladder removed after developing ballstones

[inkmage13]

My chronic pain is like an evil roulette wheel. Most days are "tolerable levels of minor pain and discomfort" but today it said fuck you and landed "my legs and my dominant arm hurt so bad for no reason"

[thespoonlagoon]

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