#Stardew valley funny

[stampiii-blog]

Wanna send a love card for valentine's day to your ~special one~ who happens to be into Stardew valley ? Don't worry, I got you covered with some of the best and definitely most aesthetic SDV love cards ever ! (Sorry I just made them with a few characters and not every bachelors, I didn't have a lot of ideas !)

[mydarkqueen-24]

Shane: have you met the Farmer yet?

Sebastian: ..No? Why?

Shane: Just be careful of them.. they seem suspicious and they know what we like..

Sebastian: I don’t even like meeting new people what’s make you think I’ll mee-

Farmer: * walk to them and gift Sebastian a frozen tear*

Sebastian: oh! Thank you I love this.

Shane:

Sebastian:

Sebastian: wait.. how??

Shane: I told you!!

Farmer: *gift shane a Beer and leaves*

Shane: oh this is my favorite! Wait.. Stop that!

[cateneko]

It's time for experiments with FaceApp!

I simply placed one of my sketches of Elliott over a photo of the gorgeous long-haired Brad Pitt. And look what happened:

I'm sorry Elliott 😅

[sailorjojogames]

hehe 😆 that was my second name idea before I choose Sailor Jōjo

[the-littlemessenger]

I kind of forgot to check my health bar lol, first death in the mines. What creature did you first die to down there?

[stardewenthusiast]

Ummm, you wanna do what now?

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

[aggressive-positivity-network]

Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.

[dekarios]

[acepalindrome]

I was playing Stardew tonight and got jumpscared by the wizard just walking his ass through town in broad daylight to go to the bookseller. For 8 years he’s been a hermit! Isolated from the townsfolk who fear and distrust him! At most, he might be hiding at the edges of a festival where no one could notice him! That was the extent of his outings to Pelican Town! But now the bookseller is in town and he doesn’t give a fuck, he’s going to march his ass out there with his silly little hat on in front of the whole town and Yoba to get his books.

[stampiii-blog]

Have this meme I made last year before I forget about it again

[mydarkqueen-24]

When you can only give two gifts.

Shane: finally my shift is over.. really hate my job but nothing like a good and cold fresh Beer in the saloon won’t cheer me up.

Farmer:

Shane: oh god.. not again.. What do you want?

Farmer: *Try to gift him a Pizza but couldn’t*

Farmer:

Shane:

Farmer: *frowns* •You already give two gifts this week•

Farmer: *leaves*

Shane: Wtf just happen?

[shadowthief78]

Baby goats!!

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[rust-berrie]

the concept of the farmer being a literal anomaly to the townspeople bc of their in-game features and add-ons will always b so funny to me. so heres a little silly doodle i made.

(edit: ermm... numba two)