randy probably would stare at bensons arms alot while they were working most times benson would be aware and ignore it (he likes it) other times hed just stop what he was doing to look at randy with a questioning look and randy would get flustered and quickly start doing some other task leaving benson to smirk to himself
Y’all. So. Say you happened to run a 250-300 person event and now have 36 hot dog buns leftover you need to get rid of fast. And for the sake of me, let’s say in your four person house, the only person who regularly eats all three of their meals there is vegetarian and doesn’t have any fake meat hot dogs in there vicinity. What do you do?
consider: grilled cheese
Just turn those buns on inside out and you get a piece of bread that has a perfect place to tear from when you wanna get those good cheese pulls or don’t have a knife (tw for asmr cheese pull, I wish I didn’t have to hear what that sounded like from close, but I had to check that the video was ok)
Am I a scourge on gods green earth? Yes. Am I playing twisted wonderland on my computer in the background? Yes. Am I stoppable? No. HOT DOG BUN GRILLED CHEESE.
i may die went out for sushi/ramen with my friends and they decided to get this enormous sushi platter but turns out they hated 90% of the kinds of sushi so i ended up… heroically… eating like 30 pieces of sushi 🫠🫠🫠
the absolute vicious shit people think they have to say whenever the topic of 'picky eaters' comes up ESPECIALLY when it's about children is just sickening
so like sometimes it's only been a couple hours after you've eaten and you're wondering if you're wondering if you're hungry - but maybe you're just, like, hungry in your head, right? Not actually hungry? So you don't need to eat because that would be overeating, like at a buffet where you stop eating when your stomach feels like it's going to burst? wrong your stomach has an early warning system
no yeah fast forward to two hours later when you're kinda lowkey starving and you go, oh. huh. bodies don't lie.
i just need everyone to know that if ur muses have father issues (don't they all?) then stanley and richard are their dads now. ur invited to the barbecue this saturday. they want to know if ur bringing a date bc "we want you to be happy". richard saved u a copy of the crossword puzzle and wants to know if you got today's word.le. stanley wants to show you a new pasta trick he learned in sicily over the summer.