Mandatory effective immediately: all Kim Hongjoong posts must be tagged as gay pirate king so that anyone looking for a cool character concept is plagued by him
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the first three pirates of the caribbean movies are everything to me
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My dad’s in Kolkata right now for reasons (don’t ask me why I’m just as clueless) but he offered to bring me a couple of my books from my old place there and I had to sit here 8938 kms away having to choose between all of my children. What will the rest of them do??? I feel like bad mother choosing between her kids.
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Factories churn, bodies burn
Stars are shining bright!
It's your turn, now you learn
How King Cole feasts tonight!~
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listen ofmd is great but let’s not forget the og gay pirates ok
(+elizabeth swann because SHE!)
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thought of a cute scenario after watching some Spy x Family. John King watching Sam and Izzy banter and just blurting out “they look like they’re flirting.”
Izzy is the one who yells “No we‘re not!” as soon as that little observation comes out while Sam is just 🥺 beside him. Whether this is because they aren’t together yet or Izzy is touchy about it being brought up in public are both fun options.
but essentially John has a whole ship full of dads and uncles and shit and Sam and Izzy are the dadest of them all. Sam totally spoils John and is generally the fun parent and does things like hoist John up at the helm to let him hold one of the spokes of the wheel to “steer” the ship. Izzy aggressively mothers the hell out of that kid, while attempting to be strict. He’s the one that makes sure John is dressed properly and eating as well as possible on the ship and going over practical things like showing him how to tie knots and do deck maintenance and the like.
John is just having the grandest time with his two new dads and 192 uncles.
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