#THESE DORKS

[sukibea]

Permit office Po Po

[youraveragemiscellanyenjoyer]

While I'm on my uploading spree, consider: scruffy, sleepy, pre-shaven bedhead Marvin (and Whizzer absolutely simping over him)

[basiatlu]

Basia omg congratulations on 1k!! I love your work and it's been so cool watching you grow! If I were to make a request it would be for a drarry clothing swap mostly for draco in a hoodie and jeans

Thanks so much, peeps! 💖✨ and thank you for being like one of my first followers on this wild Harry Potter fueled ride. Congrats on being an awesome person so here’s some art of our sons:

[missallanious]

✨them✨

[arip8228]

I CANT ANYMORE Bro fr went "Nice... Towel" and proceeded to go through all 5 stages of grief. HIS FACE AFTER HE SAID IT 😭 I'm not ok.

[moondustinfj]

Why is incorrect quotes generator so accurate??

[jadequarze]

Aughh I miss them so muchhh

I miss the plant trio so much

[ellzblue]

bestie vibes

[luvsicdog]

[ayzscream]

[mayapapaya33]

Things they better put in TLOVM in no particular order pt 7 of ?

Percy and Scanlan bonding over their shared desire to steal an airship. Seriously they talked about it multiple times lmfao. Like 3 separate episodes! (I just counted, it's actually 7 episodes, lol).

2:34:52 of episode 57 one example of this. Go to the transcripts and type in Airship and you'll see what I mean! in the 40's and 50's they really want to steal an airship! Ok I just scanned through, and they state a desire to steal an airship in Episodes 42, 43, 45, 56, 57, 65, and 67. And I genuinely believe they only shut up about STEALING an airship because that's when they actually got their hands on one through legal means. (And were disappointed about not being able to steal it lol). This is JUST them talking about stealing an airship, not them geeking out about airships once they're actually on one which would definitely add to the list.

Honorable mention to episode 64 where Scanlan gets excited about the prospect of airships and just goes "Airship airship airship!"

[ronkoza]

Winter boys from last snowy season.

Tor belongs to @littleulvar

[sunnydayaoe]

[kingdomnerds]

If NRC had something like prom

[capsensislagamoprh]

Head cannon nonsence:

Shit two dork assed teenagers did at the onsen because they are idiots who respect there elders/ actually like Yuuri's parents.

Cleaned the gutters: Otabek cleaned them, Yuri mostly took the bags of stuff to where they needed to go.

Fell asleep on the roof: Victor was getting to Yuri. Otabek wanted to read in peace. He went to the roof. Yuri followed. Sleep happened.

Almost fell off the roof: See previous entry and know that Yuri almost rolled off. Fortunately, Otabek has great reflexes to make up for his lesser dexterity.

Cleaned out the storage room: Everyone else kept getting caught up in sentimental memories. Yuri was for burning it all, so Otabek actually did the sorting. This was great fun. Turns out Yuuri has a lot of old clothes he saved, and they found his poster collection. Victor is delighted.

Change light bulbs: Yuri standing on Otabek's shoulders makes them about teen feet tall-ish. Mari walked along with them. Yuri pulled out old ones, handed it to Otabek, who handed it to Mari. Mari handed Otabek a new light bulb, who handed it to Yuri, who put it in and closed the fixture where ever needed. Otabek's shoulders hurt after the whole onsen was done but wont say a word. Just rolls them a few times.

Dust the high places: Same dynamic as above, only with a feather duster and cloth. Otabek's shoulders need a break, but it's good stamina and weight lifting training.

Clean and polish the Katsuki's car: This was mostly to impress on Yuri how much time vehicle maintenance takes, but they gave the boy a hose and someone to turn it on, and if that someone happens to be very hot dripping wet and about to get vengeance, well that's just a bonus. You know once water gets involved, Victor and Yuuri get in there too because fun times will be had by all.

Accidentally on purpose teach a bunch of seagulls how to terrorize rude tourists for french fries: Look, Otabek is deviously patient, and once Yuri finds that out he will find a way to turn those traits to evil. Like asking Otabek how to get vengeance on someone who was rude to Mrs. Katsuki. Yuri wont stand for it. French fry lured seagulls, Otabek says with a straight face, because of course he does. What's that? Well, you lure seagulls one french fry at a time to the aria where rude tourists usually gather so they are haggard by said avian for food, thus giving them a shuddering terror of the birds every time they have a meal outside. Parking lots near coastal towns will never be the same.

Get told not to lure seagulls with french fries: they are amassing an army and it's starting to scare people.

Climb a lamp post: This is mostly a dare. Until Yuri can't get down. Otabek helps him, but they never speak of how long it took for Yuri to get back to ground level again because he was afraid to let go of the pole until he knew Otabek would catch him. It becomes an inside joke. May or may not be why the Russian skate team keeps trying to get Otabek to catch them. (Only Yuri is allowed this privileged.)

Discover Otabek is an absolute heater when he's asleep: Storms knock power out. Generator needed for fridge and such. It gets cold. Only room with heat? Yuri and Otabek's. Why? Because Otabek fell asleep hours ago, and radiates that pleasant sleepy warm like he was a small fusion star. Woke up wondering why he is surrounded by people laying on him, and questioning if he's allowed to move to go do morning things. Manages to find a way. Thirty minutes latter everyone else wakes up because all that heat dissipated quickly. It's okay. Powers back on a few hours latter.

Figure out exactly how many M&Ms Yuri can fit in his mouth: 37. He drools after that.

Discover Otabek's reading glasses actually make him hotter and that's an absolute fucking sin: look, he's just trying to do his homework, okay? Collage credits don't amass themselves.

Find out Otabek is a math dork: He and Yuri are watching ice skating play backs with Mari. Otabek is writing out equations absently mindedly as they do. When asked: it's the equations of the skaters jumps and spins. He's working out how to improve them per individual skater. For funzies. Yuri is both impressed and disgusted. No one should like math this much. And if they do, they shouldn't help the enemy. Otabek tells Yuri how to get higher on his quad and suddenly this is the best thing ever. Victor hears. Yuuri is impressed. Otabek winds up on the roof again, trying to escape. No, he is not going to school for maths.

Discover Yuri is actually a pretty good cook. Once he gets over the disgust of spots on vegetables, and figures out how to use a knife (thanks for that Mr. Katsuki, JJ is DOOMED), he's very methodical (perfectionist) so while it takes him longer, it turns out right most times.

Scare the living shit out of people: It's the three am five miles out, five miles back jog Otabek dose every day he can. Yuuri finds out and joins him. Makes breakfast taste better, they say. Yuri thinks they are nuts. Not for the running. For three am.

I got more, but honestly, I have so So SO much for these ice babies.

[supercitofus]

Guys!! frat au done 13 k word one shot...

i just have to beta her, so probs release tmmrw, but for now, another sneak peak 🫣🫣

‘Barty, why would you send me that photo?’ Evan was looking at him intensely. ‘I wanted you to see it. I looked good, I don't know.’ Barty said it as though it was obvious. 

‘Well, I liked it. You looked hot.’ Evan returned, and that same warm feeling was back in Barty’s stomach. It felt like the air in the room was thick, the distance between them was disappearing, and Barty’s heart was racing. He rarely felt like that, normally only when he had a crush, but he didn't have a crush on Evan. Evan was just, handsome, and cool. And Barty just wanted to impress him, because he was so cool. Barty only thought about Evan’s body so much because he was jealous, and if he wanted Evan to come to the party so badly he cleaned vomit off floors for it, it was only because he liked Evan. And… Fuck. 

Barty like, liked Evan. Had a big fat crush on him. And it should have felt life-changing, it was a borderline gay awakening, in his frat house kitchen, drunk as all hell, but it didn't. Barty didn't care, he was still him. And why would he worry about something as pointless as being gay, when Evan was shirtless, and inches away from him?