#Cannon Couple

[capsensislagamoprh]

Head cannon nonsence:

Shit two dork assed teenagers did at the onsen because they are idiots who respect there elders/ actually like Yuuri's parents.

Cleaned the gutters: Otabek cleaned them, Yuri mostly took the bags of stuff to where they needed to go.

Fell asleep on the roof: Victor was getting to Yuri. Otabek wanted to read in peace. He went to the roof. Yuri followed. Sleep happened.

Almost fell off the roof: See previous entry and know that Yuri almost rolled off. Fortunately, Otabek has great reflexes to make up for his lesser dexterity.

Cleaned out the storage room: Everyone else kept getting caught up in sentimental memories. Yuri was for burning it all, so Otabek actually did the sorting. This was great fun. Turns out Yuuri has a lot of old clothes he saved, and they found his poster collection. Victor is delighted.

Change light bulbs: Yuri standing on Otabek's shoulders makes them about teen feet tall-ish. Mari walked along with them. Yuri pulled out old ones, handed it to Otabek, who handed it to Mari. Mari handed Otabek a new light bulb, who handed it to Yuri, who put it in and closed the fixture where ever needed. Otabek's shoulders hurt after the whole onsen was done but wont say a word. Just rolls them a few times.

Dust the high places: Same dynamic as above, only with a feather duster and cloth. Otabek's shoulders need a break, but it's good stamina and weight lifting training.

Clean and polish the Katsuki's car: This was mostly to impress on Yuri how much time vehicle maintenance takes, but they gave the boy a hose and someone to turn it on, and if that someone happens to be very hot dripping wet and about to get vengeance, well that's just a bonus. You know once water gets involved, Victor and Yuuri get in there too because fun times will be had by all.

Accidentally on purpose teach a bunch of seagulls how to terrorize rude tourists for french fries: Look, Otabek is deviously patient, and once Yuri finds that out he will find a way to turn those traits to evil. Like asking Otabek how to get vengeance on someone who was rude to Mrs. Katsuki. Yuri wont stand for it. French fry lured seagulls, Otabek says with a straight face, because of course he does. What's that? Well, you lure seagulls one french fry at a time to the aria where rude tourists usually gather so they are haggard by said avian for food, thus giving them a shuddering terror of the birds every time they have a meal outside. Parking lots near coastal towns will never be the same.

Get told not to lure seagulls with french fries: they are amassing an army and it's starting to scare people.

Climb a lamp post: This is mostly a dare. Until Yuri can't get down. Otabek helps him, but they never speak of how long it took for Yuri to get back to ground level again because he was afraid to let go of the pole until he knew Otabek would catch him. It becomes an inside joke. May or may not be why the Russian skate team keeps trying to get Otabek to catch them. (Only Yuri is allowed this privileged.)

Discover Otabek is an absolute heater when he's asleep: Storms knock power out. Generator needed for fridge and such. It gets cold. Only room with heat? Yuri and Otabek's. Why? Because Otabek fell asleep hours ago, and radiates that pleasant sleepy warm like he was a small fusion star. Woke up wondering why he is surrounded by people laying on him, and questioning if he's allowed to move to go do morning things. Manages to find a way. Thirty minutes latter everyone else wakes up because all that heat dissipated quickly. It's okay. Powers back on a few hours latter.

Figure out exactly how many M&Ms Yuri can fit in his mouth: 37. He drools after that.

Discover Otabek's reading glasses actually make him hotter and that's an absolute fucking sin: look, he's just trying to do his homework, okay? Collage credits don't amass themselves.

Find out Otabek is a math dork: He and Yuri are watching ice skating play backs with Mari. Otabek is writing out equations absently mindedly as they do. When asked: it's the equations of the skaters jumps and spins. He's working out how to improve them per individual skater. For funzies. Yuri is both impressed and disgusted. No one should like math this much. And if they do, they shouldn't help the enemy. Otabek tells Yuri how to get higher on his quad and suddenly this is the best thing ever. Victor hears. Yuuri is impressed. Otabek winds up on the roof again, trying to escape. No, he is not going to school for maths.

Discover Yuri is actually a pretty good cook. Once he gets over the disgust of spots on vegetables, and figures out how to use a knife (thanks for that Mr. Katsuki, JJ is DOOMED), he's very methodical (perfectionist) so while it takes him longer, it turns out right most times.

Scare the living shit out of people: It's the three am five miles out, five miles back jog Otabek dose every day he can. Yuuri finds out and joins him. Makes breakfast taste better, they say. Yuri thinks they are nuts. Not for the running. For three am.

I got more, but honestly, I have so So SO much for these ice babies.

[kyuuhinajinchuuriki]

💜𝒀𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒐💘𝑨𝒓𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒎💙

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🧐 Explaining what the ship of means ❝HedgeUsagi／HedgUsagiShipping❞：🦔🐇

Hedgehog and Usagi〈Rabbit〉they are the 2 small plush🧸animals that are accessories for the 🗝keys🗝;

These 2 accessories Yamato obtained by playing the famous and cliché crane machine in the arcade, the two stuffed animals were the prize Yamato won;

And then in a family restaurant, Arshem and Yamato retain these two accessories of keys, one for each; And later in the plot these stuffed animals become something symbolic and sentimentally significant for Arshem and Yamato。

🧐 Hence 😊 the reason why i✍🏻selected the ship📘names。

[nipuni]

On may 2nd we participated in the reenactment of Madrid's uprising against French occupation in 1808 at the Royal palace and also visited the Liria Palace 😊 All of Madrid was there!! it was crazy, I couldn't take pictures once the act started but we were on the news and had our pictures taken by the press 😵‍💫

[1jemmagirl22]

"If you so much as touch one hair on her annoying little witch head..."

Top 23 ships I loved(Or more accurately became obsessed/re obsessed with) in 2023, ranked:

22: Bonnie Bennet and Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries

[holeodemony]

Laughing crying choking on my tears why am I constantly haunted by the thoughts of all these tragic little gay men I just want then to be okay for once yet terrible things always happen why they just need to be in each others arms and in my arms I need to comfort them why because they're tragic little gay men and they're stuck in my head and consuming my every waking thought and I'm not okay because they're not okay.

[thekingofspin]

that's it. I've decided it, tooth master is simm master after the doctor falls.

hear me out:

he's stranded in a broken tardis no allies, lost and alone after just killing his future self.

he's been alone for years on the mondasian ship with nothing

so he makes a deal to bring everything back and give himself a new start but he loses to the toy maker and becomes the tooth for years which might explain why missy has trouble remembering being on the mondasian ship in the first place because he spent so long as a tooth that he completely forgot about it.

(and when he gets out of the tooth he goes and finds fourteen and lives their sweet retired saxteen lives with bunny slippers and married bickering)

[ittybittyblondie]

Thinking about the 2 people who posted Buck/tommy crack fic in 2021/22. I hope they’re having a wonderful time

[agent371]

Wow! If I had a nickel for every time my favourite gay ship was cannon in an alternate universe where they're both lesbians, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?

[randyfandoms]

Smg4 stoll smg3 hat, what a meany... MEANNNIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[ya-boi-haru]

Ok so, so far we have:

• Icarus & Ven

• Icarus, Ven, Ulysses

• Ven & Ulysses

• Icarus & Ulysses

• Ari & Momboo

• Quixis & Malitae

• Caspian & Will

I've been so invested in everyone's non-cannon ships, if im missing one from this list, please share...

Or even share your thoughts about ones *on* the list, we don't ship-shame here...

[kyurochurro]

💚💍💛 married zosan because IN MY HEAD. they end up married OKAY

[etherealninfa]

@inspectorgadget24 Gadget week Day 7: Summer memories.

"I can still recall Our last summer I still see it all Walks along the Seine Laughing in the rain Our last summer Memories that remain"

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[honestlyvan]

Looking at this tweet:

and thinking about how I actually did this to Prime Wheeljack on my second viewing, deciding that he has to deal with fuckoff arm and wrist pain like I do

except he fucking did it to himself, because of course he did -- all of his integrated weaponry is custom, with his engineering background meant to primarily support hand tools, his initial loadout was configured for near-recoilless weaponry like Bumblebee and Smokescreen, but running around doing commando blackops shit (in his mind) necessitated larger firepower and there were no medics around to finger-wag him out of doing whatever upgrades he wanted so now all of his weaponry is a grade or two stronger than his structural components should on paper be able to handle.

As a result his whole upper body has a ton of microfractures from magnetic shear and recoil -- nothing that his self-repair can't handle, but just like with humans, supportive member damage doesn't heal back up to be stronger without very specific kind of physical therapy to accompany it. As a result Wheeljack has actually gained mass and lost a lot of the flexibility and aerodynamic and balance qualities of racer frames, and is maintaining his ability to do trick driving largely through just. Doing it, lmao, and not thinking about his worsening health.

[kantraels]

fseer funniest behaviors

[rencoons-trashcan]

[1800miserablethot]

💜dating Bam💜