#THIS SHIT WAS CONSTANT
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Yall back at my summer job and I forgot the hell that was listening to the radio the whole damn day
#The same five somgs#The same five songs#The radio station plays the same 5 songs#Birds of a feather I’ve heard TOO FUCKING MUCHHHH#THIS SHIT WAS CONSTANT
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batman has gotta be one of my favorite heroes only because he’ll go through the most borderline traumatic series of events possible where he may or may not have proved an afterlife existed just to drive away in his stupid fucking batcar with his stupid fucking bat ears peeking out
#“i saw a child get reduced to red dust via metal grinder. alfred prep the batcomputer we have a mystery to solve!!!”#the constant flip in genres between gothic horror novel and cheesy campy feel-good superhero story. my fav#also. ‘batman isn’t a mystical character’ my ass like 45% of his stories involve zombies or vampires or ghosts or some shit like that#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc
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Jimmy SolidarityGaming for Hermitcraft S11 . Please .
#hermitaday#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#grian#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#hi sorry for missing like 10 days lmao#some shit was going on and I had no energy to draw#i swear to god i WILL draw at LEAST Etho and Doc#and if i can ill get to skizz too but my design for Skizz is so . not in my brain .#grian in a constant state of me poking him with a stick but its fine I hc all evos as shifters/changelings so its fine
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Wonder what it's like to feel grass under your feet for the first time in your life. Wonder how it feels knowing you'll be the one to destroy it.
#seconds later shadow discovered mosquitos and his resolve hardened once more#but YEAH still thinking about The Island and it's Implications#lotta good shit on that island man#so you wanna destroy the world cool let's start small and see how it feels#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sth#is a tag I've also seen?#don't worry done with more serious stuff for now haha I just wanted to practice backgrounds a bit more (need to practice more tbh got lazy)#I have a couple shitposts I've been meaning to get to <- my constant state of being#comic#kinda#my art#doodles#just realized how well this parallels maria's little naming monologue in sxsg lmaO#unintentional I promise but very apt regardless#anyways next time I do this I should pull up more references I get so hand wavy without them haha
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The Silent Game
MC gets sick of the brothers' constant bullshit and demands that they play the silent game
They challenge the brothers to see who can last the longest without speaking
The rules: speaking, no burping, passing gas, scraping chairs or any other furniture, chewing too loud, breathing too loud, clapping, punching/slapping/any other form of hitting that causes noise, grunting, etc
Coughing or sneezing is fine, as long as it's involuntary
Texting is only acceptable in situations where they would already use text or if they have to talk to Diavolo or Barbatos
Satan and Belphie immediately tries to piss Lucifer off enough to break and scold him but it doesn't work
Beel doesn't even have to put effort into it except to keep his chewing noises to a minimum
And he can't go on a rampage when Mammon takes advantage of the situation to steal his yogurt
Belphie would have just slept through the challenge but MC said sleep talking or communication through dream walking is also forbidden
Lucifer is pissed off when Diavolo talks to him and he has to text him in response
Diavolo finds the situation delightful and bugs Lucifer to try to break him
Barbatos does too but more subtly
*insert brief joke about making Solomon play too*
Asmo is in tears when he realizes he can't speak to his fans or make videos or go on quote unquote dates
Levi just sits in his room the whole time except for meals
No one knows if he's following the challenge or not but they can't hear anything from his room so it's safe to assume he is
The challenge has been going for three days and it's starting to creep MC out
They've never had a round of the silent game go on this long
It's eerily silent and they almost want to call off the challenge
But it's so nice to not have to worry about anyone slamming doors and screaming at each other
So they let it go on
Mammon steals Lucifer's credit card and gets strung up
To his credit he doesn't yell for help
Belphie is the first to break 5 days in
He's half asleep when he demands MC cuddle him, forgetting that he's not supposed to speak
He acts like he doesn't care but he wishes he wasn't the first to break
He takes advantage of the fact that because he lost, he can be as loud as he wants
MC is so done immediately
Asmo and Levi are next, 2 days later, a1 week in
He had a livestream scheduled with someone cool and awesome and he just can't miss it
It makes him cry to lose but he gets over it pretty quick
It means he can whisper sweet nothings to MC while the others watch in jealousy
Levi tells him to fuck off and stops, realizing his mistake too late
Beel is next 2 days later
Mammon took too many of his desserts and absolutely lost it
He was ashamed afterwards but he lost
That leaves Mammon, Satan, and Lucifer
Another whole week goes by without anyone dropping out
Surprisingly it's Satan next
He's bugging Lucifer again as he has been for the last 2 & 1/2 weeks with no result
He drops a chair on Lucifer in the hopes that he'll noisily crack it in half
But Lucifer sidesteps and the chair smacks the floor
Satan loses
Now it's only the oldest two left and the rest have started taking bets
Barbatos already knows who's going to win so they make him monitor the bets so no one cheats
No one expected Mammon to last this long because he's normally so obnoxiously loud (I love him anyway hush)
Then one day
Three weeks into the challenge
Lucifer walks up behind Mammon to tell him something
Mammon didn't know he was there
And squawked
Lucifer didn't even intend to startle him
It was a complete accident
Everyone is disappointed with the anticlimactic ending
But hey! MC got a few weeks of relatively less chaos
And for a while afterwards the brothers automatically stay silent when they walk into a room with MC before remembering that the game is over
Worth
#obey me#obey me shall we date#om shall we date#om swd#omswd#obey me swd#obey me nightbringer#obey me nb#om nightbringer#om nb#obey me shitpost#obey me brothers#obey me belphie#obey me belphegor#obey me beelzebub#obey me mammon#obey me lucifer#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me asmo#obey me fluff#obey me crack#obey me scenarios#the silent game#does anyone else do that to your siblings#just get sick of the constant noise and shit so you play the silent game#where they're not allowed to speak or make loud noise#and the one who speaks/makes loud noise last wins#make being quiet into a competition so they'll shut up for once
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we already have the percy whose scalp is always somewhat damp because he wants to feel the moisture on his skin. the percy who takes bubble baths twice a week soley so he can nap underwater when he's away from the beach. the percy who once drank four gallons of water in two hours and felt like he was king of the world for a week straight. but give me the percy who gets overstimulated from being in the water too much. the percy who spent his three-day weekend putting a stop to a war between the fish of the pacific and atlantic ocean. the percy who returned home with his hair dry as a bone. the percy who locked himself in his room and refused to touch water unless he was nearly dying of thirst. the percy who damn-near asked his father to disown him for a few days because being directly linked to water made him want to cry.
#i wish we got to see the extreme opposite of each demigod's respective domain#the annabeth who copes by doing impulsive shit every couple of weeks because constant meticulous planning makes her wanna tear her eyes out#the leo who migrates toward colder climates every few months to cope with constantly feeling like he's sitting in an oven#the piper who doesnt talk on weekends to cope with the consistent monitoring of her vocal inflections so she doesn't accidentally charmspea#the demigods who heavily rely on stimulation to function at 100 percent#but also have their 20% days so they don't drive themselves insane#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#piper mclean#leo valdez#the demigods
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A fortunate ending???
HAHA SUCKED IN
APRIL FOOLS!!! don't worry tho, the real final part to this arc will come about in the next few days, this just felt right at this moment.
#noco family au#total drama#total drama noah#total drama cody#total drama noco#total drama mike#total drama dave#total drama raj#total drama sierra#total drama harold#An Unwanted Replacement? (OMG! Two Codies!!!)#but yeah just like I said before the real final part will be out in a few days#I mean Australia is ahead of time by like MILES compared to the rest of the world so#I mean its still April 1st in like. Most of the world still#mostly in the US and Canada#that's what matters#I love having adhd I love only feeling motivated when I'm in a constant state of stress and give myself fuck all time to do large tasks in#some parts look a lil sloppy but that's mainly cuz I finished this at like 4am#but hey#having shit time management has its moments#you start off doing a halloween special sorta thing#and finish off with an April fools joke#double whammy#oooh this is gonna go down well methinks#at least it'll be interesting idk
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so I've started reading Journey to the West, and I more or less knew what to expect from Sun Wukong going in, no surprises there. Tripitaka, on the other hand, completely knocked my feet out from under me... I am enchanted
#who the hell picked this guy to go on a Monster Filled Adventure#journey to the west#jttw#tang sanzang#tripitaka#sun wukong#monkey king#technically i'm listening to an audiobook which was possibly not the best idea it's hard to keep track of the names in audio form#still i've been meaning to learn more about this story since it's one of those Foundational Works Of Classical Literature#and i know shit all about it#and this was the best way for me to jump in and stop putting it off#the version my library had is unfortunately abridged and i'm regretting THAT too#because it's already hinted at adventures they chose to skip and HEY I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT ONE GO BACK#i may have to go back and read some of the missing chapters after i finish this version#either way i'm having a blast#monkey is hilarious#but tripitaka... bud... what is wrong with you#he's gonna have a heart attack before he gets anywhere near the west#this man lives in constant terror as far as i can tell#which like. fair. but also my man you decided to go on a monster filled adventure what did you expect#also listening to him get crabby about being hungry and monkey figuring eh better to get food so he doesn't get hangry#and use that stupid spell on me#amazing. what a little bitch. you're supposed to be a monk sir#my art
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john and arthur getting separate bodies and the only thing john can focus on is arthur. finally being able to see him after all of this time, finally being able to just. take him in, watch to john's heart's content. memorizing the different expressions, the different reactions of this part of him that john has never been able to see before.
to anyone else, it would be obvious how enamored john was with the man in front of him. he could barely look away, not wanting to miss a single moment -- sometimes getting distracted in the middle of describing a new place for arthur and trailing off for a moment before continuing.
but arthur has no idea how much time john just spends staring at him.
#something something john not needing to sleep and watching arthur the whole time#not being able to get enough of it because after so long he can FINALLY finally see arthur's face#john is hashtag savoring that shit#codependent obsessed with each other jarthur save me#private eyes#malevolent#privateyes#i dont know which variant is their ship name#jarthur#john doe#arthur lester#hello faggots waves#actually someone mentioning how john is always watching arthur and arthur being taken aback by it cause its not like john has said anything#about the constant staring
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Fyi, the idea of insinuating whether or not Pedro is queer isn’t really the problem, because yeah that can be a possibility and nobody should be having a problem with that cause it’s his life and if you do have an issue you’re just ignorant & need to check your internalized prejudice. The issue is that his sexuality, regardless of who he loves, is literally nobody’s business. Like people just constantly flip flop to whether or not he’s straight or gay based on who he’s next to, and that’s strange?? And it’s crazy that he has to be one or the other but he can’t just be bi or pan or anything else I mean cmon. Like remember when people were legit saying him and Lux were anything but siblings when they were seen together? Before it was Omar Apollo, like two weeks ago it was Jennifer Aniston, and now it’s Russell Tovey after those pictures from Pedro’s birthday.
Constantly picking apart his love/dating life when it makes him visibly uncomfortable and tense is a disservice to his work as an actor & also makes shit weird with his co-workers, friends, and family. And when you account the fact that he’s a man of color who’s constantly being sexualized regardless of what he does, it adds another dehumanizing factor to everything cause that’s the first thing people think/talk about when it comes to him. The point is, literally just stop talking about it, and yes that also includes queer people on twitter constantly calling him gay for viral content and straight people in the comments, white women especially, debunking that to feed their own delusions. Just leave him and the topic alone, and don’t just talk about this when it’s your fav involved as if this doesn’t impact literally everyone.

#cmon now#like always same shit different day#and as a queer person and a woc it pisses me off that this is a constant talking point when we can be talking about literally anything else#when ppl realized that Jonathan Bailey was gay they went crazy#and it’s the same shit like just leave him alone man#and before y’all get messy I’ve talked about this before but it doesn’t matter cause this community is always on some bs#but twitter is a lot worse with this cause most of the tweets are of people saying he’s gay
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lucanis mentions in one of his romance scenes that to him, rook's voice is a comfort. Spite has a tendency to label people based on their scents. what if that is like? the most comforting sense to spite? smell. imagine him collecting lots of things that smell like rook. spite taking over lucanis' body just to shove their face into one of harding's lavender plants because it reminds them of rook. a rook from rivain who smells of spices and salt and spite, after learning that getting those things in their eyes is not a good time, making a little sachet to bring to their nose instead. perking up in stalls and instinctively looking for rook when they catch hints of chocolate, because it's rook's favorite and smells like them.
lucanis, through spite, getting a newfound appreciation for scented candles. who has to tell spite that no, they cannot take rook's clothes from the laundry. no, even if they would smell good.
#got rook/lucanis/spite feelings today i guess#i also think personally that spite is a very tactile person#so like. textures tend to remind them of rook too#i feel like sound could get really overwhelming to spite?? i mean it all probably does tbh#having a body is Difficult#and readjusting out of like? constant survival mode on top of that?#scent probably IS the least overwhelming sense#not that it can't also be overwhelming but like#idk like 90% of things are gonna smell better than shit at the ossuary#anyway i'm rambling i just wanted to talk about spite a lil'#spite dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rook x spite
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> covid shares significant parallels with HIV, (depletes immune system, but while HIV targets t cells, covid can target most cells in the human body and while hiv targets nuclei, covid targets mitochondria) but with the additional trait of being airborne
> can affect virtually every system/organ of the body, including heart/lungs and brain (even with a mild case) and is also cancer causing/accelerant
> has a viral persistance (how long it remains in the body) of at least a year throughout the body, including the brain, even after death .
> multiple infections may happen yearly since there are little to no precautions, meaning not enough time or treatment is given to clear viral load. also means that it is being allowed to consistently evolve.
> disability rates in the US have jumped by 40% since 2020
> can literally cause a new form of AIDS
> virtually all precautions have been dropped since 2022, peak infection rates (according to wastewater data) were in jan 2022
> risk of long covid/damage from covid compounds with each infection
> over half of all covid infections are asymptomatic, most people will not know how many infections they've had because cheap/free consistent testing is not widely available
> treatment often expensive/doctors do not take long covid seriously and/or are uneducation on it and its treatment, meaning most will go without treatment that acknowledges the root cause
> if left untreated, HIV will nearly always progress to AIDS , and chronic HIV usually progresses to AIDS in 5-10 years (may be faster in some people)
it's been 5 years since it's onset in late 2019/early 2020, and 3 years since 2022. it's becoming more and more apparent that more and more people are unwell and i am genuinely terrified at what the very near future will look like, especially when the overwhelming culture is still so resistent to acknowledging covid.
#constant coughing everywhere#kids gasping while playing and running#seeing cognitive issues in my coworkers#covid#getting white hairs from this shit#and thats not even including the stress of watching an ongoing genocide and the beginning/full tilt into climate collapse#like. the only thing ive seen really helping LC has been the same antivirals they use for treating hiv 😭 but for widespread test/treatment#that would mean doctors would actually have to take covid seriously which would implicate them as partly responsible parties for thousands#of deaths that occurred as a direct result of their minimization/lack of precautions#vaxxing helps u survive the initial infection but it doesnt prevent the infection or LC#so prevention via masking and cleaning the air is crucial#esp since there is so little research being done on it in the us like there rly is no cure for it yet and we dont know when there will be on#when u decide ur ok w sacrificing 1 group of of ppl u sacrifice urself and everyone else as well
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I lobe them your honorr
#minecraft story mode#mcsm#mcsm jesse#mcsm lukas#mcsm petra#jesstra#jesskas#bros I tried posting this to pinterest and it was shadow banned I'm going to throw personal belongings off a bridge#I have a love hate relationship with pinterest that's why I've started to use tumblr#sorry I'm gonna go on a tangent I love pinterest because it's so chill and doesn't stress me tf out#BUT I SWEAR TO GODD IT'S SHADOW BANNING OF POSTS AND CONSTANT REMOVAL OF COMMENTS IS IRRITATINGGG#there's also the ai shit but this would go on for hours if I said anything else
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shi qingxuan was genuinely very popular before his descendent, but over half of the heavenly officials he was 'friends' with were actually he xuan's 50+ clones. most of the time he xuan wasn't even intentionally trying to make friends with him, shi qingxuan's extrovert beam is just that deadly.
he xuan: heh, i conned my way into becoming my enemy's idiot brother's best friend
shi qingxuan befriends another he xuan clone
he xuan: okay... doesn't hurt to have a second pair of eyes on the target
shi qingxuan befriends another he xuan clone
he xuan: well, it would be more suspect if I just ignored him
shi qingxuan befriends another he xuan clone
he xuan: ...you know what, why the hell not. BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME-
shi qingxuan befriends another he xuan clone
he xuan: ARGHHH STOP IT, YOU EXTROVERTED WEIRDO, WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THIS MANY FRIENDS
shi qingxuan befrien-
he xuan, as ming yi: qingxuan, stop making friends so casually. didn't you say you were my best friend? stop hanging out with random people
shi qingxuan: ...omg ming-xiong, are you jealous??? don't worry, you're still my bestest friend in all of the three realms. there's no need to jealous! let's go out for a drink in our female forms :D
he xuan, as ming yi: ...fine, but i get to pick the restaurant this time
#tgcf spoilers#tgcf#shi qingxuan#he xuan#beefleaf#shuangxuan#hx is actually kind of a shit spy bc he spends 80% of sqx's waking hours socialising with him as one of his many 'friends' or tormenting hi#as the reverend of empty words#hx is beyond relieved when sqx makes friend xl bc he finally gets a break from sqx's near constant yapping
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i love him a lot can't you tell
#alex horne#taskmaster#trans rights#no bc i ordered it 3 days before everything went to shit and i've been in a constant peril waiting for it#i love you alex horne
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Projecting my period cramps onto all the bad sanses because fuck em.
Except Nightmare. He’s my favourite.
#doppel draws#tw periods#the joys of having a uterus#sona art#self insert#duppel#shitty doodle#funny shit#shit post#dust sans#horror sans#error sans#killer sans#dusttale#horrortale#undertale#bad sanses#utmv#undertale multiverse#nightmare gets to live#in a constant state of fear that is#undertale aus#undertale au#utau#undertale fandom
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