#Taylor to South Park

[tazumihanako]

Big Taylor Swift fan here and thought this be fun to break down all South Park characters and or Ships, from romantic to platonic. The album we are doing today as a part of this series is midnights 3 am edition.

We will be exploring other album songs for these. But when I got a hyperfixation can’t help it and right now it’s South Park lol.

Lavender haze - Craig x Tweek (note: I feel this one works perfectly for them considering the episode they got together.)

Maroon - Wendy x Stan (note: can’t really explain it but this just works for them)

Anti-Hero - 100 percent Stan (note: this one speaks for it self. Stan is diagnosed with depression in one of the episodes, whether they explicitly say it out loud he does suffer from it. And he is the problem it’s him, and assburgers episode is best depiction of this.)

Snow on the beach - Kenny x Butters (note: this one is another one I can’t truly explain, it just feels like it fits them.)

You’re on your own, kid - Stan again but specifically regarding the friendship between him and Kyle (note: see anti-hero for additional notes. Also to point out Stan needs kyle but kyle has shown he can live without Stan just fine, and honestly I think Stan would be terrified of this. Can be seen as platonic or romantic)

Question…- Wendy x Stan ( note: the lyrics are just so fitting considering their off and on relationship)

Vigilante shit - Kyle and or Wendy 100 percent (note: reason why is because Kyle has been known to get his revenge on people have done him wrong. Cartman gave him hiv and he made sure he got even and despite being cured if memory serves he still destroyed Cartmans Xbox after. He also is just the most aggressive of the characters and does not hesitate to go for it. Can also be seen for Wendy since she has also been known to be just as vengeful)

Midnight rain - Kyle x Stan (note: Kyle is sunshine Stan is midnight rain. Need I say more?)

Bejeweled - Bebe (note: honestly just fits her nicely)

Labyrinth - Stan x Kyle (note: specifically the lyrics in this is talking about falling in love again after losing someone. Stan obviously would be the one since he would have broken up with Wendy or vice versa. I can totally head canon him as bi and has potential to fall for kyle in the same way as Wendy. This take is a romantic one)

Karma - Cartman and Kyle (note: I’m not fond of kyman and prefer it to be onsided since kyle does not like Cartman what’s so ever. But can still be seen either way since I still respect it. I just don’t personally get it lol. But basically Kyle would be singing this to him because I just feel that he’d trust in karma.)

Sweet nothing - tolkien x nicole (note: this song is beautiful and just fits so well with the two of them I feel.)

Mastermind - Cartman x Heidi (note: Cartman is manipulative and I just feel this is exactly what he did to get them together)

The Great War - Craig x Tweek (note: this one is based on fracture but whole, the line about betrayal is very real if you use the game as what made the decision)

Paris - Bebe x Wendy (note: I can just see them as gossiping about people and just being like oh sorry we didn’t hear you we were in Paris)

High infidelity - Wendy x Stan (note: because of the episode she had gone with Tolkien and broken up with Stan)

Glitch - Kyle x Bebe (note: this one just kind of fits them.)

Would’ve could’ve should’ve - Heidi (note: the whole issue with Cartman, this just screams Heidi)

Dear reader - Wendy (note: this one I just feel like is a Wendy song)

[mahmoud-ziad]

300 days of war 🇵🇸🍉

have drained us and shattered our spirits. 💔

We no longer have the right to the most basic necessities of life.

We can no longer sleep in a safe place.

Do you realize that we endure immense suffering just to get water?

After hours of exhausting search, I found a well, but I don’t know if the water is safe to drink.

Diseases are spreading among us, and we desperately need your help to escape this nightmare.

[marianismas]

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[kelexr]

What’s up, tumblr nation

[allwomenjointhe4bmovement]

While men are killing women & girls, misogynists are still saying "gender war is so boring both sides should cut it out". The thing is that they never want to talk about the fact that there is no war, there is massive femicide. Gender war doesn't exist in real life! Misandry doesn't exist in real life! Femicide exists!!!

This is why I say people who hate Taylor Swift are a huge fvcking red flag!

The boy who did it gets privacy but the victims and the families of the victims don't!

I'm tired of seeing videos of the victims' families crying, for once I would like to see the k!ller getting what he deserves!

[furunui01]

I'm lonely but I'm good

I'm bitter but I swear I'm fine

I'll save all my romanticism for my inner life, and I'll get lost on purpose

This place made me feel worthless

Lucid dreams like electricity, the current flies through me, and in my fantasies I rise above it

And way up there, I actually love it

-I hate it here-

[oldmannyaoi]

Thought it would be fun to make Tweek into some of Taylors looks and this was the first one that popped into my head! He looks stupid but it was so much fun to do.

[vvvinee]

" I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you " Taylor Swift - Daylight

[sweetvalentinescandy]

struggled a lot with tweeks pose unfortunately. love how kenny turned out!! if only it was their week but its NOT!!!

[8trackaxolotl]

That one car art trend to end the year

[spiderrmax]

so high school is such a kyle broflovski song.

specifically: kyle is obviously a well known kid, with his history of shenanigans which died out while he matured. you're new, and although that captures a lot of attention, it's hard to worm yourself into the crowd when everyone has already decided where they belong.

(tell me 'bout the first time you saw me) kyle is one of few that help you adjust. inclined to help you find classes, invites you to sit with him at lunch, and will defend any comments people make due to how timid you are from being new.

(you know how to ball, i know aristole) eventually you start dating & the two of you are a fun contrast. kyle is smart, but it's not a trait he's super recognized for. he's popular and he invites you to all his games and you go despite hating how loud it gets but it's always worth it when you watch him find you in the crowd & witness his face lit up as he sees you.

(your friends are around, so be quiet) kyle is the only one of his friends in a steady relationship. stan is dating wendy but it's rocky. cartman. kenny just doesn't want to settle down yet. kyle & you are forced to be secretive when you five hang out. kisses being bleachers, hand holding under blankets, etc.

this one just always makes me think of him in hs. plus the alchemy. it might be the ball mention

[cupidsatdawn]

is the world ending or sm on Oct 28 why is all of them on the same day

[pcstan]

Older siblings SWEEP ft Kanye daughter and Zaza son

[alwaysinstyle]

Hourglass Style First Kiss

Unsolicited Hourglass lore? Absolutely.

I was telling Nina about this earlier and it was fluffy enough to get me out of jail for the contents of chapter two, so everyone gets some fluff now.

So.

When Stan and Kyle were sophomores in high school, they weren’t together yet but as we all know, they were mutually pining like crazy. It was also around this time that Stan was really leaning into painting and goddamnit, he REALLY wanted to paint Kyle. Naturally, he begs Kyle to come over and sit for a painting under the guise of needing to practice painting other people (like, DEFINITELY not asking to paint you because you’re perfect and beautiful and a work of art and my MUSE or anything).

Kyle agrees, albeit reluctantly, because he was really going through it at the time and struggling with body image issues. He felt ugly as hell and did not want to be painted, but let’s face it, he was also down bad for Stan so he COULDN’T say no.

He’s sitting across the room feeling stiff and awkward as hell while Stan paints him, but eventually, he kind of gets lost in Stan’s eyes, because while that man is at work painting his muse, he just looks SO IN LOVE. So ENAMORED. And Kyle could FEEL THAT. Somehow, as insecure as he was about himself, he didn’t feel scrutinized while someone legitimately lingered on his every feature.

When Stan’s finally done painting, he asks Kyle to come see the finished product, and Kyle is… awestruck. He sees something he had never seen before. It WAS him, but he was… beautiful? Him??? Beautiful??? Stunningly gorgeous??? This body and face that he HATED?

He turns to Stan with tears in his eyes and says, “It’s beautiful.”

They hold each other’s gaze longer than they ever had before, and Stan replies, “*You’re* beautiful.”

SO LOST IN EACH OTHER’S EYES they just keep staring until Stan says again, softer, “You’re so goddamn beautiful, Ky.”

And then it’s like gravity. Their lips press together.

[wendytestabrat]

kyle’s hypocrisy in season 19 rant #1: why he doesn’t like it when cartman changes because of someone else (FROM THE VAULT [2020])

I find it surprising how Kyle constantly tries to stop Cartman, and claims Cartman is a bad person, yet the way he acted towards Cartman in Season 19 and 20 completely contradicted that. In “Stunning & Brave”, when PC Principal moved in the school, at first Kyle was glad there were new changes. Until he got in trouble for what he said about Caitlyn Jenner, Cartman of course is in way more trouble because he’s well, Cartman. This is when Cartman gives up and decides to start following the rules bc PC Principal is too powerful, and it’s like ummm isn’t that what you want Kyle? For Cartman to finally behave and stop being a jackass bc you’ve spent the entire show trying to do that yourself? No, Kyle wants Cartman to go back to his old self and fight off the principal some more. And when Cartman gets beaten up by PC Principal and ends up in the hospital Kyle STILL wants Cartman to keep getting into trouble, he’s all like “let’s tell the police what the principal did and get him fired!” but Cartman refuses. I think this scene right here is a huge example of the character development for both Cartman & Kyle of how Cartman has gotten milder over time yet Kyle is still toxic and crazy and always wants a fight. But anyways the point is how Kyle ISN’T okay with Cartman trying to change and become a better person, and he actually seems to be fine with Cartman for who he is. You know why? Because Kyle just likes bossing Cartman around bc it’s fun for him. He wants Cartman to do the wrong things so he can be the one to tell him what the right thing to do is. And if Cartman is gonna change, Kyle wants to be the one to make him do that, not PC Principal, not Heidi, him. We see this again in s20, how when Cartman turns PC and stops doing bad things, and tries to do good things, Kyle gets even MORE annoyed at him than he was when he was doing bad shit. Like when Cartman was with Heidi he tells him they need the old Cartman back. I mean I know Cartman’s whole PC persona was all fake and annoying, but it’s like Kyle why do you care so much that he changed? I mean if you caring about morals and all that is the real reason why you’re constantly beefing with Cartman then shouldn’t Cartman finally staying out of trouble and leaving you alone give you peace? But no, Kyle doesn’t really care about morals and causes and doing the right thing and all that shit he just cares about Cartman.

[gaystan]

much like taylor swift there is also a portion of the crimson dawn fandom that thinks stan is gay (before he comes out) and are super committed to piecing together his OBVIOUS homosexuality using song lyrics and posts and interactions with random people. it’s like gaylor nation except they’re 10000 percent right. there are also stenny truthers.