#Teaparty time

[dw-twisted-garden-ask]

how many hearts is everyone on currently!!!

[avoteforme]

am still trying to process the fact that you made a video on my favourite jack/phryne topic du jour, like, what in the world how am i supposed to watch it this is such a delightful and unexpected surprise- THANK YOU BUD

Love triangles

Part 1 of the series in which Jack or Phryne find themselves caught in a love triangle

Sometimes Jack gets trapped in a love triangle and he has to survive the experience. In this case, Phryne feels like a third wheel in Jack's 16 year long relationship with his wife... uh, former wife. But, at the end of the day, Jack shows Miss Fisher that she's the one for him. Oh, and there's also aunt Prudence.

Series dedicated to @avoteforme 💖

[prophetofthemuse]

What is this creature, it looks like a plush toy. You guessed correctly, it is a sheep!! Hello, little one, and how soft!! 💕

[fallorias-tale]

Fun flower tea party🌾

(or just a silly sketch with Time)

[localratwithcowboyhat]

actually the vampire party is a tea party in my old gothic greenhouse and I will be very sad if you don't show up

Why yes my dear autistic brother in horror, of course I will be attending your gothic tea party thank you dearly for inviting me!

[krav1tzz]

Ранее уже рисовала подобное чаепитие, но старалась попасть в стилистику Бердслея. Сейчас, спустя 14 лет решила стилистику поменять и добавить цвета https://www.deviantart.com/krav1tzz/art/how-do-you-du-162033185

[prophetofthemuse]

That’s absurd, fae don’t know how to use technology!

I, however, do. And I do love hosting tea parties, magical or not 💕

Im willing to participate if the adminsitrators of this event are viewing my page please let me know how i can connect with th8soportunity

[devotedlyandrogynousyouth]

BabyDaddy! Jason Todd

BabyDaddy! Jason Todd who almost never picks up your daughter on time for their weekends together, but always promises to make it up with Daddy-Daughter dates, mostly to the mall or teaparties at home.

"Daddy got busy this weekend, pretty girl... But I promise we can have a tea party with Mr. Dino as soon as I see you, alright?"

That was almost always his excuse when you'd call and put your little girl on the line with him.

BabyDaddy! Jason Todd who almost never has child support in on time, even though it's a relatively low amount since you decided to have a bit of mercy on him in court.

"Look, I'll get it to you as soon as I can, doll. Just got a little sidetracked this week with a few jobs."

The same thing he always said when the $80 for the week was due. But you always caved and gave him a few extra days, even if you knew it was because he blew it on new gear for his patrols and missions.

BabyDaddy! Jason Todd who won't let your daughter come over to his apartment right after a mission because he has to lay low and doesn't want to put her in danger.

"Daddy went on a last minute trip, baby girl... I promise he'll take you the next time he goes somewhere, okay?"

The same promise you always made when she gave you those doe eyes and got teary over missing Jason after a long mission

BabyDaddy! Jason Todd who you have to plan sleepovers with because they almost always happen to end up on one of his weekends.

"As long as she's happy, it's fine. Can I pick her up on Monday? I can ask B for the night off and drop her off at daycare in the morning."

Jason tries his hardest not to show just how hurt he is whenever his daughter and you have to cancel plans on him, but you see right through it every time.

BabyDaddy! Jason Todd who you invite over for a couple of drinks on the nights your gorgeous girl is out for a sleepover at a friend's or your family's.

"You didn't have to invite me over, y'know... I'm fine on my own, really. But I appreciate it."

His famous last words before the both of you end up tipsy and handsy with eachother for the rest of the night.

BabyDaddy! Jason Todd who you're not really sure just how you ended up underneath after only a few drinks and a friendly chat.

"Look at how that tight pussy pulls me in... Almost like you're begging for another baby. That what you want, gorgeous? Me to fill you with another one of my babies?"

He still watches you take a Plan B the next morning, though. Neither of you can handle another child just yet, especially while just hooking up after months of minimal contact.

BabyDaddy! Jason Todd who falls for you all over again after a few of those nights filled with drinking and the sound of skin on skin.

"Thanks for inviting me over, sweetheart... I'm sorry if I overstayed my welcome."

Of course he didn't. You knew exactly what would happen as soon as your daughter asked to go to a sleepover, and you didn't regret it one bit.

Maybe Jason wasn't so bad, after all.

Masterlist

[princess-valentineee]

I will never get over chapter 4

Oh my fucking god that chapters story was so much better than i could have ever fucking imagined i cant fucking wait for more. Its 3 am where i am and i have been playing this game since 5 fucking pm lmao

But chapter 4 was so good

Spoilers from here on:

Like. Just WHAT? Where do i even start? Susie asking why kris' brother has all the prizes and throwing one of his stars at kris wall so kris has one too? Ralsei not having his own room because he doesnt feel like he needs/deserves one? The cute teaparty he made for the fungang? The fact he never ate cake before in his life even tho he bakes it all the time? These super cute scenes with Noelle and susie? The soul being playable and kris actively throwing things at it and fighting against it? Kris actively sabotaging our goal to find out what the code for the bunker is? SEEING DESS ROOM AND THE CODE FOR THE BUNKER BEING IN HER FUCKING GUITAR??? Whatever fucking asgore is planning? Kris talking with some strange person on the phone and they are talking about weird cryptic darkworld shit? The end where the same person says: "Dont forget kris...You promised", Susie playing dess' guitar? Mayor holiday introduction in the most terryfing way possible? Like i was scared of that woman. Gerson/Lord of the hammer whatever in the darkworld? Susie making a new dark fountain after the existing one is closed? KRIS PLAYING PIANO????? Ralsei literally admitting he knows everything that happens in the prophecy and knows too much about the rules of this world to the point you can see its too much for him to bear and he tries to protect Susie and kris from it and cries multiple times in this chapter? Susie being the worlds best friend you could ever have? The knight making a second fountain in a darkworld and spawing a titan? Us fighting against a fucking titan and only defeating it with the help of gerson/lord of the hammer? Susie seeing the final prophecy and being like "Fuck this shit this won't happen kris wont let that happen, Ralsei wont let that happen stop being so scared of it" but you can see whatever it was she thinks about it and isnt doing that great? Like is she gonna die in the end? Is that it? Monsters can bleed being pretty much confirmed? THAT FACE SPRITE OF RALSEI WITH SUSIES BLOOD ON HIS FACE???? SANS X TORIEL BEING HEAVILY IMPLIED???

This is probably not even all but oh my god this chapter was so good. It was so good. It was so much better than i could have ever imagined. This is part of the best things i have ever played

[yeonmuse]

In which our the king of hearts can get anyone he wants, but he’d rather have the girl that loves to hate him screaming his name

Request from anon: Chosen Journey [ king of hearts guide, cake tether, traveling to the hatters teaparty & wonder forest ]

✧ tw. smut (18+ mdni!), heeseung your favorite eater, fingering, he kinda a asshole but its okay

Authors notes: req 3 of Musies 1k request event. So uhh yeah. Heeeyy bestie um i hope you enjoy ( reqs will close ad midnight tonight, only reqs that are already in the inbox will be fulfilled)

Other reqs can be found here

Lee Heeseung had been used to getting his way, not simply because he was handsome or he knew how to woo the women of wonderland, but because he usually invoked fear in those around them. It was no secret that he wasn’t the nicest or the most forgiving, the man's palace was surrounded by a moat of severed heads for crying out loud. He himself was one of the biggest red flags in wonderland, though unfortunately for those that dared cross him, he’d absolutely loved the color.

You on the other hand were quite the opposite, you were polite, sensible and brave, though as sensible you are your sensibility sometimes seemed to clash with your need for adventure. You’d always had a knack for adventure for as long as you’d remember, often finding yourself looking in the face of danger for that perfect high when it came to venturing out on the perfect journey.

You had a greed for the curious, perplexing and wondrous place that was Wonderland. There wasn't a coast, forest or town that you hadn’t explored, there wasn’t a single place that had gone untouched by you throughout your escapades and explorations aside from one single place that you’d longed to see the inside of for as long as you could remember. The red king's palace, the king of hearts living quarters was like an itch gone unscratched by you, the only place standing between you and having known the insides and out of the entirety of wonderland.

It wasn’t that the place frightened you or petrified you, of course you knew of all the rumors and tales that had swarmed wonderland for years. Though it wasn’t fear that helped you back no, it was the sole fact you had the utmost hatred for the man living inside. You had hated him since the day he took the throne from his dear brother Sunghoon, as pathetic as it was, you had been in love with the white king since you were only sixteen.

The first time you’d attended the prince's ceremony where Sunghoon was to be crowned you were completely infatuated with him, he was kind and endearing and to you he’d been a complete embodiment of what a prince was meant to be. It was the first time you’d found yourself taken by someone else, first time you’d shown interest in a person rather than the inanimate things in your life.

Then there was heeseung the absolute embodiment of hatred and mercilessness. You remembered the day as if it was yesterday because you’d vowed that if you were to ever see him again you’d slap the smug look off of that face of his.

The day you’d first encountered him you’d gone off to venture on your own in the castle, of course you knew it was wrong your curiosity would always get the best of you and lead you to do the most impulsive things.

“What are you doing?’’ he spoke, snapping you out of your momentary daydream as you’d been taking in the art on the walls.

“I’m sorry- I- i couldn't help myself. I’m- ’’ you jet out your hand to shake but he dismisses it, as if the two of you needed not greet one another.

“I don’t care who you are, you shouldn’t be here.’’ he snapped back, venom laced in his tone, he eyed you as if he were completely disgusted by you.

“You’d be lucky if i don’t call the guards and have the lock you away for this.’’

“I’m sorry i really didn’t mean to.’’ your sentence was cut short as Sunghoon arrived just in time to save your ass.

“What are you doing here? The ceremony is about to start.’’ he questions, his gaze shifted from heeseung to you who stood frozen in the middle of the hallway. Heeseung seemed to immediately pick up on the switch in atmosphere, the tension slipping away and being replaced with a completely different emotion as you now stood staring at his brother.

“What reason do i have to attend this ceremony, you got what you wanted dear brother, celebrate yourself.’’ Heeseung snarls, turning to leave both of you and sunghoon alone as he walked away. It was evident in the way sunghoon watched him walk away that he had been disheartened by his brothers words. Before you knew it your feet had been moving on their own and you’d chased him down the hallway and followed him out into the garden.

“Wait.’’ the word slipped from your mouth before you could even calculate the right words to say.

“Oh great now his little devotee is following me around.’’

“D-devotee?’’

“That’s what you are right? Or will you act like you weren’t just staring at him moments of go when you weren’t even meant to be in the hallway, and now you followed me here another place you aren't meant to be.’’

“I- look I'm sorry for trespassing, I don't mean to intrude. And i know it’s not my place but your brother looked really sad and i think you should just.’’

“You’re right.’’ he immediately cuts you off, anger evident in his tone. “It’s not your place. So don’t speak.’’

Now it was your turn to get angry, you had been nothing but polite and understanding since you’d recognized that you were in fact in the wrong for trespassing, yet here he was continuously acting like some sort of pompous asshole after you’d apologized time and time again.

“For a prince you really are a guttersnipe compared to your brother.’’ His eyes widened as he seemed taken back by the insult, only for his brows to knit together in anger once again.

“You don’t know anything about me, nor my priss of a brother. So stay in your place, and don’t poke your nose in things that have nothing to do with you or the next time i’ll make sure to have the guards dispose of you the proper way.’’ it was as if the insult had set him off completely.

Since that day you’d never stepped foot into that castle again, you’d made a vow to keep away from any places where he’d been present.but now, now your need to venture had been blurring the lines between your free will and morality.

“How long do you think it would take to climb those walls.’’ you ask sunoo as you sat resting against the palms of your hands, both of you sat staring out at the red king's palace in the distance.

“You’re not seriously thinking of doing this are you? Because that would be the most stupid thing you’ve ever done, and you’ve literally explored a cave of piranhas'’ he responds, shaking his head, his main focus is on tending to the flowers and fruits of his garden.

“Maybe? I’m still thinking if it’s even worth the risk.’’ you shrug of his warning before pushing yourself up from the ground

“It’s not worth it, i know your little exploration senses are tingling but you go in there and you won’t come out.’’

“Oh please, Someone needs to knock him off his high horse, seriously I don’t get what’s so frightening about him?’’ you scoff, looking over at the castle as if you could almost sense his annoying presence from where you stood.

“You mean other than the fact that his palace is literally surrounding by a river of floating heads?’’

“Have you actually seen it? Or are you just repeating the same rumors that the rest of wonderland have been spouting for years?’’ you question, earning a defeated sigh from sunoo.

“You know what fine, you go ahead and walk straight into your death, but when i see you in wonderland heaven years from now expect me to say i told you so.’’ he responds sarcastically, lifting a basket of freshly grown strawberries to his side to carry inside his home.

“Haha, very funny. You have fun picking your berries and baking your pies, i'm going to do something that's actually exhilarating.’’ you tell him as you dust off your clothes.

“Mhm, have fun.’’ he responds lightheartedly before disappearing into his house.

You on the other hand had gone completely against Sunoos warning, taking your usual path through the forest and venturing off to the red king's palace. The closer you grew the more your fingers seemed to tingle, adrenaline rushing through every part of your body. To your surprise the outskirts of the castle had not been as heavily guarded as you’d thought, making it entirely too easy for you to slip past the gates.

Of course you wouldn't be provided with that ease of an intrusion, what lacked in guarding outside was surely made up for with the amount of guards turning nearly every corner within the walls of the palace. You could barely turn a corner without a guard or two gliding right past you.

“This is going to be a lot harder than i thought.’’ you sigh, waiting until the coast is clear for you to make another move to get yourself somewhere secluded. Inch by inch you made your way to the nearest door until the coast had been clear enough to slip inside. You found yourself in a large study, books towering to the ceiling and stretching out over every wall.

“Hm funny, didn’t take him for the reading type.’’

“Then exactly what type did you take me for?’’ Heeseung who had been sitting behind a desk, glasses sat on the bridge of his nose and a book in his hands, peered over at you, arms crossed over his chest. You silently cursed yourself for not having checked the room before entering.

“Four years and yet you still have a problem with trespassing.’’ he comments, slamming the book shut and throwing it onto the desk.

So he remembered you, suddenly you were now reminded of the last thing he said to you that day you’d followed him out in the garden.

“So you gonna kill me now then? Fulfill your promise you made that day?’’ you respond, almost as if you were challenging him.

“Still have a mouth on you too.’’ he retaliates, inching closer and closer until he finally stands before towering over you just as he did long ago.

“And you still look just as pompous as you did the day of your brothers ceremony.’’ you snap back, making his jaw clench at the mention of his brother. You give a rewarding smile, knowing you had gotten under his skin with that comment even after all these years was enough to keep you satisfied even if you didn’t make it out of the castle alive.

He didn’t say anything though, just stood there staring at you as if your presence itself had been vexing to him. Then within a matter of seconds the doors to the study burst open with a loud clunk and in walked the king's guards.

“You didn’t think i’d just let you walk out freely?’’ he leans down his face only inches from yours.

“Sit pretty while i figure out what i want to do with you yeah?’’ he chuckles as you shoot him an annoyed glare before being carried out by the guards

Hours had gone by, time seemed to drag alone as you’d sat in a cell for hours upon hours, slowly regretting your decision to have come here. The only ambience you’d had to stop you from going crazy was the sound of water dripping from the rusted cell bars, you sat counting the droplets as time dragged on. Eventually you heard the creak of a gate followed by the sound of footsteps and in walking Heesung, you immediately shot a glare in his direction.

“The irony of this situation, trespassing again, even knowing the circumstances, even knowing my prideful little brother isn’t here to save your ass.’’ he comments, peeking at you through the bars.

“As if i’d need saving from you.’’

“Your tongue is a lot sharper than it was then, guess somethings don’t change they just get worse.’’

“Clearly, you’re a prime example. Even went as far as stealing your brothers crown.’’ Heeseung can’t help but chuckle, even now you defended his brother, yeast later when you knew absolutely nothing about either of them.

“You really are one of his little devotees, blindly following him because you think you know what he’s like. You know nothing.’’ his eyes darkened and any sign of comedic relief had now left him

“I know that he wasn’t as big of a dick to me when he saw me standing there.’’

“Oh funny you think he cared? In fact he didn’t give a shit about anyone but himself. You think you were doing him a favor by following me that day?” he laughs and tilts his head, the look in his eyes having gone from anger to an expression you couldn’t quite read. “I’m the eldest, eldest in line means that the crown is meant to be mine, but because of my dear brother's actions the crown was taken from right beneath me. Your beloved white king, the one you so desperately wanted to defend doesn’t care about anyone but himself, he shows you all what you want to see.’’

“And yet he’s somehow still more compassionate than you’d ever seemed to be.’’ that was it, like the straw that broke the camel's back it had set him off. Without a word he opens the door with a loud clunk not bothering to slam it shut behind him as his hand clamps around your arm and he drags you along.

“Ow- let go.’’ he didn't listen, he’d completely ignored your frustrated huffs and complaints as he dragged you throughout the entirety of the palace until he reached the top floor and threw you into a room.

“You’re so sure that you know all, you’re so positively sure that he’s the perfect gentleman, the perfect brother, perfect prince.’’ with those words he shoves you towards a mirror, a mirror that was quite the rarity in wonderland, one that not many possessed.

“A looking glass..?’’

“Go on, since you’re so sure of who my brother is.’’ he ushers you inside but of course he does not follow, and as hesitant as you were it wasn’t as if you had any other choice than to comply. And so you stepped inside finding yourself directly in the middle of a scene between who she recognized to be prince Sunghoon and his mother

“I don’t care about a ceremony, who comes and who doesn't makes no difference to me?’’

“Well you would want to care and act like a king the crown is now yours.’’

Like a cool mist each memory had played on and faded away into the next until it reached the final act, the day of the ceremony.

“Next time leave your minions out of it and don’t send a girl in to do your dirty work.’’ Heesung's comments earned an annoyed eye roll from Sunghoon.

“I didn’t even know her, if it was up to me she or anyone else for that matter wouldn’t have been there at all, I couldn’t care less if you’d have thrown her to the dungeons.” Sunghoon fires back

“Right because you don’t care about anyone here unless it benefits you in some sort of way.’’ heeseung responds.

“What happens to anyone outside of this castle is not my responsibility this was meant to be your burden not mine.’’ the last words to leave Sunghoons mouth before every memory had gone with the mist and she was forced out of the looking glass. Silence fell over the room as she realized she had absolutely nothing to say.

“This- this doesn’t change anything this-’’

“Because you love to hate me right? You’d rather continue to hate me and place the blame on me because you can’t see to admit that you were wrong.’’

“Wrong? All this proves is that your brother is just as bad as you, people count on both of you and you’re letting some feud get in the way of your well being you-.’’

“Enough.’’ He cuts you off, silencing you once again. “Even after that you refuse to drop your prejudices and judgmental takes you’re infuriating. I’ve never met a woman other than you that pisses me off this much.’’

“I find it difficult to believe you get any women at all.’’ you clapback, catching Heeseung by surprise.

“Interested in who i’ve had in my bed now are you?’’

“I didn’t- I didn’t even say that why are you putting words in my mouth?’’ you choke out, stuttering over your words at the sudden accusation, which only auses him further.

“You sound nervous.’’ he responds, slowly inching closer and closer until he has you backed against the door of his bedroom.

“What are you doing?’’ ignoring your obvious act of panic he corners you against the wall, trapping you between both his arms.

“Instead of killing you, i’m gonna find other ways to punish you until you learn to stop trespassing where you don’t belong.’’ he spoke, his face so close that his breath ghost over the skin on your neck.

“Wait-”

“You. Me. Bed. Clothes off. Now.’’ he tilts your chin up with the tip of his finger, watching the way your gaze frantically shifts from the bed back to him. “I won’t ask again, i’ll give you the option. Option one or I send you back down where you were before and let the guards take care of you.’’

His fingers brush over his lips, his gaze so intense that it makes the pit of your stomach whirl.

“Your choice sweetheart.’’ he whispers, fingers tracing over your waist leaving a trail of warmth beneath the fabric of every place he touches. You wanted to refute him, to say you’d rather choose death than find yourself laying under him but your body was betraying you. With every trace of his fingertips goosebumps crawled up your skin and shivers shocked your spine until you’d finally opened your lips to speak.

“Heeseung.’’ for the first time your name had fallen from his lips and it sounded so heavenly to his ears, in contrast to your usual fiery and prideful tone you spoke so soft and sweet. So soft that your voice melted into his ears as you called him by name.

“Fuck do that again..I want you to say my name like that again.’’ your mouth fell closed, you were feeling so many things, shame, nerves, excitement, neediness..all things that forced you to fall silent, for you felt far too prideful to say it again.

“If you won’t say it on your own, i’ll make you.’’ He says, lifting you up over his shoulder, not missing the gasp that falls from your lips at the shock.

“I’ll make you say it again, and again and again until my name is the only word you know how to say.’’ he goes on, throwing you down onto the bed before climbing in between your thighs.

“Wait I-.’’

“Now you want to speak? You don’t get to speak. You lost that privilege two minutes ago.” he spits out, flipping you over and shoving your face into the mattress, preventing another word from spilling from your lips.

With eager and impatient movements he shoves up your dress and rips through the rest of your close as if they were nothing. Heeseung didn’t think that he could grow anymore impatient until his eyes took in the sight of you beneath him, back arched, face shoved into the mattress, already completely soaked and he hadn’t even laid a finger on you yet.

“Fuck, look at you, acting like you hate me this entire tie when you look like this under this dress.’’ he groans, finding himself absolutely hypnotized at the way you gush the moment you’re wrapped around his ring finger. Her takes note in the way your body jerks and the muffled whine that spills from your lips, only making him eager to find out all the other noises he could pull out of you

He couldn't help but chuckle as he uses his thumb to brush up against your puffy entrance, before stuffing two others deep inside, stretching you out and curling them as if he were prepping you.

As he finally begins to thrust his fingers into you he smiles when his fingers almost immediately find that one good spot, invoking one of the most pornographic moans to spill from your lips. Your moans had become so intoxicating and dizzying that he could no longer hold himself back.

“Fuck i need to taste you before I go crazy.” He pulls his fingers out, ignoring the whine that spills from your lips at the sudden emptiness. But in seconds he’s lying beneath you, his hands on your waist as you sit hovering over his face.

“W-Wait Heeseung I never.”

“Just sit on my fucking face already.” He interrupts, forcing you down into his face and burying himself deep between your legs like a man in heat.

He instantly curls his tongue, moving it with a relentless speed. If the lewdness of your pussy’s squelching and squirming wasn’t enough to bring heat to your cheeks, the way he was sucking on your cunt would’ve done the job. But he had no time to cast any how embarrassed or shy you had suddenly gotten

As if on instinct, your hands flew to his head, gripping onto strands of rosy hair for leverage as you clamped and squeezed your thighs around his face, forcing his tongue even deeper as he sucked without halting.

“H-Heeseung.” You cry out, fingers desperately tugging at his beautiful hair as he showed no sign of letting up. Especially after hearing his name spill from your sweet lips like the way it had

You twitched and writhed at the feeling of him flicking and curling his tongue; you were probably now embarrassingly wet, practically dripping while he continued to abuse and suck on your clit. It was as if a switch had flipped—like he was taking his time to show just how unbearable he could be as his tongue began to absolutely ravage you, eating you out as if his life depended on it.

“Heeseung I can’t-“

“Let go baby, I feel it.” He coos tongue curling within your walls as it reaches deeper and deeper with every lick.

A cry slipped past your lips when he licked a stripe up your puffy lips, making your body shudder. His nose brushing against your already sensitive clit serves as the catalyst that finally throws you overboard. You couldn’t help it when a coil in your lower belly tightens making your thighs tighten around his head. You came with a lewd cry as he whispered sweet praises in between pressing sloppy kisses against your clit.

“That’s it sweetheart you’re doing so well, all for me” he falls weak at the silent mewls and moans slipping past your lips left and right as you drip excessively onto his face beneath you. You had been so fucking wet right now, it was embarrassing but he wasn’t done, he was far from being done.

“Wanna see just how many times I can make her come undone until I really make you hate me.” And that was exactly what he did, though it made you feel everything but hatred towards him. One time. Two. Three. Four. Four times he’d made you unravel each time in different ways, until the moment he thought you’d had enough. With the night you’d had you easily succumbed to your fatigue.

Eventually waking up in the middle of the night to slip off into the bathroom. Slipping into one of his shirts you’d found hooked on the door you let out a sigh of relief as the warmth of the fabric kissed your skin. Moving over to the mirror you took in every mark and lovebite that Heeseung had left on your skin, the events of the night plaguing your thoughts.

You quickly used the bathroom before leaving , slipping back into the bed only to feel Heeseung arms wrap around your waist and pull you in closer. As he recognized the loss of skin to skin contact his eyes crack open to the sight of you lying there in his clothes.

“Is that my shirt?” He grumbles out, before burying his face into your neck.

“Had no other options since you decided it was a good idea to rip all of my clothes.” You respond rolling your eyes at him, an act he simply ignores and pulls you closer.

“‘Mm looks good on you. You should only wear my clothes from now on.”

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[dw-twisted-garden-ask]

What do you mean you aren’t sure how you got here? That’s concerning coming from Rodger of all toons-

[prophetofthemuse]

A wonderful Mother’s Day to my mother and my mother alone. Lucille Bertuccelli can [I was informed against typing the rest of this message.] Blessings!! 💕

[dixons-sunshine]

Bedtime Shenanigans | Daryl Dixon x Fem!Reader

Summary: There was no denying that when it came to parenthood, Daryl was an amazing dad. Your daughter adored him and he absolutely adored his daughter, maybe a bit too much. He let her get away with a lot, so to get back at him, you placed him on a duty more impossible than fighting off a herd with your bare fists—getting your daughter ready for bed.

Genre: Fluff.

Era: Alexandria, no arc in particular.

Warnings: Like one swear word.

Word count: 964.

A/n: Requested by @darylsdelts. This isn't really that good but I hope you like it nonetheless! I really wanted to get this done for you. (I haven't forgotten the uncle!Daryl thing you sent my way. I haven't completed season 11 yet so I'm not too comfortable with writing for the Commonwealth yet. As soon as I finish it, it will be written. Sorry for the wait!)

“Hazelnut, I'mma need ya to calm down now. S'bedtime,” Daryl practically begged for the hundredth time in five minutes, desperately trying to calm down the hyperactive three year old that took great pleasure in doing anything but what was asked.

Hazel giggled and continued jumping on the bed, completely disregarding her father's request. “No,” she laughed as she continued jumping, nearly falling off of the bed in her excitement.

Daryl quickly moved to steady her to prevent the painful tumble to the ground, and sighed deeply when Hazel just went about jumping on the bed again. “Hazel, please,” he pleaded again. “Jus' please. M'tired and wanna go to bed as well. We can play again tomorrow, 'kay?”

Hazel slowed down and Daryl thanked his lucky stars. However, it was all a ruse, because his little girl gave him a big, toothy smile, a mischievous laugh, and resumed with her prior activities. “No.”

Daryl groaned and felt like tearing his own hair out. He loved his daughter with his whole heart. He loved his little girl more than almost anything else. However, her steadfast refusal to settle down for the night was wearing him thin, and he was beginning to believe your earlier statement—saying yes to everything she asked and allowing her to do whatever she wanted would make her more prone to acting up. Daryl didn't want to believe what you had told him, but now he was starting to believe what you had told him was the truth.

“Hazel, sweetheart,” Daryl began in a soft voice, trying to push the irritation that was starting to form in him away. She was only a toddler. She didn't know any better. Yelling at her wouldn't get him anywhere. He sat down on the bed, the movement causing Hazel to fall flat on the bed, her giggles echoing through the small room. “Ya remember wha' Mama told ya the other day?” Hazel nodded and clambered into Daryl's lap, wrapping her small arms around his neck. Daryl smiled and hugged her back, his big hand softly caressing her back. “Then wha' did she say?”

“Bedtime is for sleep. Bedtime means to rest and be ready for more play time tomorrow,” Hazel relaid the message you had told her countless times before. “But, Daddy, I don't wanna go to bed. I wanna keep playing with you. We need to finish our teaparty.”

“I know, Hazelnut, I know,” Daryl whispered into her ear, slightly rocking from side to side. “But s'late. Both'a us need to go to bed or else we won't be in the mood to play tomorrow. Ya get me?”

Hazel nodded and Daryl breathed a sigh of relief. However, it was proved to be another ruse, because Hazel withdrew from Daryl's hold and started jumping around on the bed again, mischievous giggles falling from her lips. “No. Play time!”

Daryl sighed and shut his eyes. He was in for a long night.

You laughed as Daryl flopped down on the bed, the archer moving to cuddle up to you, his head finding its place on your chest. You placed your book down on the bedside table and wrapped your arms around your husband, your fingers softly threading through his hair. “Rough night?” you asked playfully, laughing when he groaned. “I'm impressed. Only took you an hour to get her settled down. I thought it would take longer.”

“She wouldn't listen,” he grumbled into your chest. “I love her, but she can be a real gremlin. Dun' feed 'em after midnight, righ'?” Daryl smiled when he heard you laugh. “Ya were righ'. I can't always let her do wha' she wants. I need to establish some rules with her.”

You smiled and pressed a tender kiss to his forehead. “You know it doesn't mean that you're a bad dad, right?” When Daryl didn't reply, you lifted his head to look into his eyes. “Hey, I mean it. Rules are simply made so that she can learn right from wrong. Do you know how hard it is for me to say no to her? I wanna give her everything she wants, but I can't, and that's okay. Rules are good. Rules help her learn that eating messily isn't always acceptable. Rules help her learn that refusing bath time is only okay for daddy, because daddy is too stubborn to listen to reason.”

Daryl chuckled and shrugged. “Guess I can tell her to stop refusin' bath time.” He stopped and sent you an apologetic look. “M'sorry fer teachin' her the wrong things. I promise I'll be better.”

You smiled and pressed another kiss to his forehead. “I know you will. I love you.”

“I love ya too, Sunshine. So fuckin' much.”

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Someone got caught for the 60983274th time trying to kill medkit so he got put in a timeout teaparty for the day

[youngstarfishphilosopher]

PLATONIC! J-SQUAD X CHILD READER (HEADCANNONS)

Warnings ⚠️: IMPLIED CHILD ABUSE, METIONS OF MURDER, ACTUAL MURDER, HYPNOTISM, THREATS, KIDNAPPING, POSSESIVE BEHAVIOR, IMPLIED USE OF FEAR TOXIN

JEROME VALESKA:

Welp, good luck, my friend

- You would be one of his hostages who he was planning to kill. Patiently waiting your turn for your fun death. You had an abusive / less than kind family member with you at the time who had forced you to go there.

- When realizing that you two two were a little family unit, he decides to amuse himself a little.

- " Hey, hey you!" He would yell at one of his goons. " Tye them up to that uhhhh. . . That spinning wheel thing. And bring the kid over to me."

- Tying your family member up, Jerome places one of three throwing daggers in your hand( crowching down if you're small) while kind of just coaching you on how to throw them.

- What a surprise for him when not only do you do it without hesitation, but with a small smile on your face.

- That's when he goes, " Alright, change of plans, I like this kid." And immediately takes you under his wing

- There is never a dull moment with this man. There are plenty of bloody and horrific ones, sure. But never dull.

- Will make you kill the rest of your family members or do it himself if you can't. You're his now, and he doesn't need anyone trying to get in the way of that or distracting you.

- Sees himself as more of a mentor figure to you rather than an actual parent. But if you do end up calling him dad, he's not complaining.

- Takes you along with him for many of his usual, murderous antics. No matter how old you are, even if you are on the much younger side. "Best to teach them young," He would say.

- Praises you a lot whenever you decided to join in on the fun and always makes either his goons or his hostages cheer for you.

-If you're more on the socially anxious side, he'll try to put you in the spotlight less often and leave your killings as just some private family bonding time.

- This man CANNOT cook. He would burn whatever place he was staying out down to the ground if he tried.

- Gives you a lot of freedom to have fun and do whatever, but don't think that means you're allowed to leave or disobey him. You're still his protégé and need to listen to what he says.

- If you are on the younger side, that list of freedoms would be much shorter.

- He would want you around his vicinity or next to him and would make some of his goons keep an eye on you if he was busy with something.

- Lots of physical affection and inside jokes from this guy.

- All in all: Getting a child wasn't something Jerome had on his bucket list. But he's not really complaining.

JERVIS TETCH:

- To say this man is obsessive is the understatement of the century

- Spots you in the crowd at one of his performances and chooses you as his willing participant

- You might as well forget your parents now, because he'll have already hypnotized them to walk into traffic or jump off a building.

- Unlike the other two, Jervis will expect for you to see him as your dad.

- Will plan extravagant teaparties with all your favorite teas and sweets. And if you're not a sweets kind of person, then he'll put out more savory stuff like sandwiches as soupes.

- Hope you like fancy outfits, because you'll be wearing a lot of them. But don't worry, he'll try to find some that you're comfortable in.

- Doesn't give you a whole lot of freedom. Especially if you're on the much younger side.

- He'll also just randomly picks you up and carry you around with him if you're small enough for him to do so.

- Will not hesitate to hypnotize you and tie you up if he feels it is necessary. So you nest behave

- Usually reads bedtime stories to you, no matter how old you are.

- In conclusion, this man is obsessive and delusional. So just sit back, relax, and let your new papa take care of you.

JONATHAN CRANE:

-Well, this is rather unexpected. He never really saw himself taking care of a child

- He met you at Arkham: His cell next to yours. And you two would talk through the walls whenever a day was especially boring.

- After a while, he warmed up rather well to you. He starts to see you more as family in a way and immediately gets you out of your cell when a breakout in the asylum starts.

- Keeps you far away from your previous family members if you have any. He wouldn't kill them the first time per-say, just . . . Scare them away.

- The second time, he would be much less merciful. They had their chance and should have listened.

- He doesn't let you get too close to him when he's working on his projects in fear of you accidently getting hurt. But if you're an older teenager, he would ask if you would like to try and face your fears.

- He wouldn't force anything, though.

- You see him more as an older brother type figure rather than a parental one.

- Agian, if you are older, he doesn't really let you participate in his antics and usually lets you stay home if he trusts you. But will just bring you along to watch if you're much younger.

- A decent cook all things considered. Not the best by any means, but at least it's not a burt piece of charcoal.

- Will sit and talk with you whenever you need it. He's a pretty good listener.

- He can also get really protective a times, no matter what age you are, and will not hesitate to fear gas somebody.

- Not the best when it comes to physical affection. But will give you some if you want it.

- Although you entering his life was unexpected. Jonathan has found himself enjoying your company a lot more than he ever thought he would. It's probably the only thing good that ever came from being trapped in arkham.

[yoonlyhan]

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ in which kid!mikage reo was invited to a tea party by you

kid!reo is one obedient child. his parents never had trouble raising him and had always been providing well to his needs and wants. reo was spoiled by his parents, always getting what he wanted. though he also learned to be humble on some situations.

like when reo was told to stay on his chair because his parents are just gonna talk to their friends. he wanted to come with them first but he felt it'll only get bored hearing adult stuff between them so he stayed sitting on the chair around the round table by himself.

and then you spotted him.

as a kid, you were also told to stay put on the chair. in front of you is a round table with silverware such as spoons, forks, table knives, empty plates, glasswares, and a teapot. the table was surrounded with empty chairs.

oh but the two chairs on your right side is occupied by your two stuff toys.

while all the adults are gone, you thought it'd be nice to have a teaparty with all the sets you have! though you don't know if the teapot has actual tea inside of it. you still didn't know since you were putting napkins on the plates as if it was the food for the party.

while fixing the arrangement, you saw a little biy sitting in a corner from your peripheral vision. you immediately looked at him and smiled, though he was not looking at you, you were eager to invite the little boy to the teaparty.

you didn't hesitate to approach him.

“hi!”

reo got surprised by the loud voice beside him. “hi?”

“i'm inviting you to my tea party! there,” you pointed at the table you were just at. the stuff toys you have are still on the chairs. ”come with me.”

reo immediately shakes his head. “i'll stay here.” he said while thinking of what his parents told him.

“i have food there.”

“i don't think they're served yet...”

“it's true! i'll give you some of my biscuits.”

reo shake his head again.

you furrowed your brows. “why?”

“my parents said to stay here. they might get worried if they don't seem me here.” he reasoned.

“it's alright, i'll tell them you're at my tea party!”

“tea party is for girls...” reo mumbled, looking at his hands.

you stared at him. “one of my toys is a boy and he's at my tea party? but i think that's okay." you said then you grabbed one of his arm and tried to pull him out of his chair. “come on, let's go."

reo blinked at her and looked back to where your stuff toys are. and then reo remembered what his parents told him that it's good to have a lot friends. reo do have a lot of friends at school so he didn't know if he wanted to be friends with this girl too.

but before he knew it, they were walking towards the round table with you holding his arm.

“here, here. sit!” you pulled the chair back a little for reo to sit beside you.

“tell my parents i'm with you, okay?" he sat on the chair.

you nod. “i don't know you're parents but i"ll tell them." you smiled at him.

and so reo spends the rest of the time with you until it was time to go home. reo even gave you their house number so you can call him to play but somehow you forgot about it and never contacted him while reo bad been waiting to receive your call all the time.

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