the real most delusional saurondriel shipper is sauron bc why was this mf all smug and smirking when he revealed he was sauron and then got pissed when galadriel didn't accept his marriage proposal? what did he expect? she was crying throwing up screaming about how much she hates sauron for killing her daddybrother throughout their entire time together. bro had the self-insert shipping goggles on.
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people who are shocked Rhaenyra is bisexual is so funny to me bcuz like this is how she looked at Alicent when they were young…
and it’s not just the way they looked at each other (the looks were very requited they’re just idiots) but the things they said, the quotes. The things they did, the intimacy they shared. Like it was OBVIOUS obvious.
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Highschool law and Luffy arguing and it's worrying their friends because they've never had a serious fight before and now they're ignoring and avoiding each other and when they do interact they're just being passive aggressive
They're always so sickly sweet it makes their friends sick and it's just so odd for them not to be all over each other
It's unnerving to not see law and luffy joint at the hip, usually they walk to classes together and hold hands until the literal last second of the bell ringing but now they barely even glance at each other
They know it's especially serious when law and luffy don't eat lunch together, law having not shown up to lunch at all and luffy not acknowledging his absence
They draw the line when law doesn't wait for Luffy after school to drive him home and they start plotting on how to fix whatever is going on between the two
The next morning when law and luffy don't immediately seek each other out after arriving at school they set the plan into motion and soon law and Luffy find themselves locked on the school roof on an especially hot day
Their friends tell them that if they wanna get back inside they have to talk out their problem and make up. At first law and Luffy protested and yelled about not wanting to talk or apologize to the other, but as time went on and they realized their friends were not above leaving them outside all day they give each other half asses apologies
That's when they find out what the two were fighting about in the first place and they're dumbfounded, then they process the information and they're livid
They'd been fighting about colors
Nami opens the door just to punch them both and yell about how worried they all were just for them to say they were fighting over something as stupid as what color each subject it
She's still yelling at them when Zoro chimes in with "what's there to even fight about? English is obviously yellow" and all hell breaks loose
Law cheers triumphantly while Luffy points and huffs something about how Zoro was supposed to be on his side
Then Sanji is pressing foreheads with Zoro and calling him an idiot because English is red and everyone knows that and before they know it the group is all fighting about which subject is which color
It starts with everyone picking either Luffys or laws side but as more subjects are brought up they start splitting up into smaller and smaller groups until it's each of them against everyone else
They fight for at least a week
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I wrote a short fanfic based on this tumblr post discussing monarchy in The Hobbit! Because while LOTR takes place in a magical fairy tale world where monarchy can be good, it is funny to bring the logic of anti monarchical revolutions to middle earth.
The summary:
“It is simply the nature of all kings to kill, plunder, and hoard wealth— in the same way it is the nature of dragons,” Bilbo said.
Bilbo Baggins has lived all his life in The Shire, where leaders are democratically elected. He has never met a king before. Royal families have always been nothing more than characters in stories from far away.
But after meeting several haughty warlike kings on the Quest for Erebor, Bilbo finally realizes why the Shire has no monarchy — it is a ridiculous horrible form of government and no one with any hobbit-sense would ever agree to it.
Following the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo explains representational democracy to King Thorin Oakenshield. Overwhelmed by the hobbit’s wisdom, Thorin impulsively converts Erebor into a democratic republic and retires from public life.
But what will happen when Bilbo and Thorin’s actions set off a wave of anti-monarchical democratic revolutions across Middle Earth? Will they ever be allowed to live in peace?
(A book/movie fusion tragicomedy about the struggles of searching for an ending where “they all live happily ever after to the end of their days.”)
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Could you draw Billy playing with one of those water ring toys? I bet he wouldn't be able to land them...and would get so incredibly pissed... (Btw thank you. I love, adore, enjoy, worship the way you draw him.)
he hates it but continues playing with it anyway
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Is it juss me or would like....Aaron Pierre make a great knight. Or swing a sword. Ohhhhh, can you imagine him in game of thrones 🫠🫠🫠 king of the seven kingdoms 😮💨 with them eyes being his defining feature.
And can't nobody tell if yall love each other or hate each other. Like no one's sees yall talking. It drives everyone nuts chuz they don't know who's side to be on.
But that's chuz he's blowing ya damn back out every night while yall talk strategy. But like, only a little chuz can't nothing distract him from getting up in the 😻😻
Like imagine him swinging a sword. With them big Ole arms. And he's the type of king to mingle with his kingdom, be playing around, telling jokes. But baby, when it's time to defend his lady?
Keep his wife's name out yo mf mouth 👏🏽👏🏽😻
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