#a kinky ass mf

[watchyourbuck]

I was just forced to remember the fact that Buck has a ring cutter for other purposes and I’m going rabid inside the walls of my enclosure

[fromagony]

james and barty eating regulus out at the same time, thoughts?

this remind me the challengers trio kissing scene for no reason (i was shit talking abt this movie few hours ago)

i imagine reg tied up from his wrists and ankles like an x figure on the bed and jarty loves to take care of him at the same time like fucking him at the same time sucking his nipples at the same time and eating him out at the same time is their next move on him.

regulus is desperate, he is soaking wet and he has two warm mouths on his cunt, driving him insane. james' tongue is inside his wet folds while barty is sucking his clit and every now and then they make out while their mouths pressed to his throbbing pussy and they each have one of their fingers inside of him and regulus is telling him to suck him better, finger him good and play w his pussy as if the reason it was made for them to play and fuck him.

i can also see like barty is eating reg's ass while james eating out his cunt and then making out between reg's legs

well bon appetite lmao

[harringroveera]

Eddie: Oh it better be there on purpose

[eemoo1o]

He’s tried redeeming himself and honestly I’m just not all that convinced

[pinkeos]

afab!scar would be one kinky mf like i have so much to say about this guy

afab!scar x amab!reader nsfw under the cut mdni

face riding? yeah. he'd ride your face like there's no tomorrow, hands placed on your neck and squeezing just a tad bit as his thighs press on both sides of your head. he'd be so obnoxiously loud while you tongue fuck him too

biting? uh huh. he'd playfully bite your cheeks, your fingers and would hope that you'd retaliate when you fuck the shit out of him, biting so hard on his neck and collarbones that it would leave numerous bite marks and bruises, even draw blood he doesn't mind

spit play? yes. he'd open his mouth, tongue out and hearts in his eyes as you spit in his mouth. he'd also love it when you spit on his pussy, his ass, or anywhere as long as it was on him

and slap him like a whore, he'd love that. especially when he tries to provoke you, he'd love it so much if you give him a slap and tightly hold his jaw as you fuck him til he can't walk anymore. his face isn't the only thing he'd love for you to slap, do his ass and his clit as well

cuff him, too. keep his feet cuffed to the bed posts so he wouldn't be able to close his legs when you eat him out, drunk on his pussy and relentlessly swallowing his multiple orgasms until he's squirting all over your face

pound him in a full nelson position in front of a mirror and watch his swollen cunt as it spurts out both his cum and yours because it can't hold too much anymore. even fuck the cum back inside him with your fingers until he's so fucked out he’s turned into a dumb slut after the overstimulation

mark him by spoiling his womb with your seed, breed him until he's folded with your cock buried so deep inside his pussy while you choke the air out of him til he's light headed<33

[genderkoolaid]

I'm sorry but you people have demeaned the word lesbian so badly... the LITERAL definition of a lesbian is a NON-MAN who likes NON-MEN. How is that so fucking hard to understand? Not you specifically, but people like you have made it into something it's not; the whole "bi lesbian" and "straight lesbian" shit, saying trans men can date lesbians (which is literally just transphobic), straight up just saying lesbians can date men???? MEN???? DO YOU NOT HEAR YOURSELVES?

And now the whole butch discourse lmao. Sure, maybe in days long past it was a broader term, but today when someone hears the word butch, I can guarantee their minds will jump to a butch lesbian. If y'all want it to be the GBT community so bad then just say so

Also I can guarantee that you were one of the mfs laughing at lesbians who used he/him or he/they pronouns back in 2020 lmao performative ass bitch

Definitions of words do not descend from Heaven straight from the lips of God. We make them up! So I simply disagree with your definition of lesbian, as do many others. Personally, I enjoy the definition of "queer love/desire for women." For one, it centers lesbianism around women, instead of centering it around the exclusion of men. And two, "non-men loving non-men" is a definition which utterly erases nonbinary people. If an agender person is dating a neutrois person, they are not lesbians- or gay men- simply because y'all cannot get your head out of your binary asses for five seconds. "Non-men loving non-men" is a definition that attempts to be nonbinary-inclusive but only succeeds in making nonbinary & genderqueer identities palatable for radical feminism and political lesbianism. Honestly, I would prefer someone who defines lesbian as "woman loving woman" but understands that many people have complex relationships with womanhood while still feeling attached to the label of lesbian, than someone who uses this "NB-inclusive" definition and goes absolutely feral over genderqueers who are Doing It Wrong.

Anyways, speaking of radical feminism: acknowledging male lesbians and mspec lesbians is not "making lesbianism something its not." It is just recognizing the beautiful complexity that has always existed within lesbianism.

The lesbian community- which I'm using to refer to all kinds of communities organized around queer relationships to women & womanhood- has always been a haven for a lot more people than cis women exclusively into other cis women. The idea of sexuality-as-identity is very recent, and the idea of drawing a hard line between people who only like people of the same gender and people who like the same gender and more is also extremely recent. Beyond that, trans men and nonbinary people have always taken shelter under lesbianism. "Butch" in the context of lesbianism has always been a trans* identity, a way for people with a queer gender to find community and safety.

The reason why we have this idea of lesbianism as a strict category with hard borders is..... you guessed it..... radical feminism! And specifically "political lesbianism," which essentially placed woman-only relationships as the only true feminist relationship you could have. "Lesbian" became a political identity because of its focus on woman-woman relationships. But that meant that, for political lesbianism to be acceptable to radical feminism, it needed to conform to radical feminist beliefs about what makes a good feminist. Which meant:

No trans women or fems (because they are too male and probably predators)

No trans men or mascs (because they are too male and also traitors)

No bisexuals (because they are too male by association and are also traitors)

No penetrative sex, or at least no strap ons (because it imitates men)

No kinky sex (see above but with bonus "kink is evil" flavoring)

No butch/femme roles (because they imitate heterosexuality; everyone has to be neutrally androgynous).

I believe that much of modern lesbian discourse comes from trying to marry lingering radfem beliefs with modern attempts at trans-inclusivity. So you adapt the blatant transphobia: now, trans women are allowed in (as long as they are palatable to cis women), because they're women! And nonbinary people can also be allowed in- at first they were woman-aligned, and then later as long as they weren't man-aligned. Being butch/femme is Back In Style, but we have to soothe the gender anxiety that butches cause by assuring everyone that only True Lesbians can be butch, and butches are always women, even if they kind of aren't, but regardless they're definitely not men, because butch has always been a lesbian term (except it hasn't.) The discourse is haunted by the ideas that lesbianism is constantly under attack, more than anyone else, and that lesbian culture is unique and special and must be guarded from (male/-aligned) invaders who are probably also sexual predators.

To say that this is all just "days long pasts" ignores both that, in physical queer spaces there very much still are male lesbians and bi lesbians who are accepted parts of their local communities, and that you only see those days as "long past" because of the impact of radical feminism on lesbianism. The only reason you see these changes as a good thing is because you've swallowed radical feminist ideas without realizing it.

Also, "if you say butch most people will think of butch lesbians" is an extremely silly argument. Literally who fucking cares. If you say "man" there are still a lot of people who will immediately think of exclusively cis men (see: every feminist who says shit like "if men could get pregnant). Does that mean that trans men should just give up their identities because other people don't understand them? You dork?

Anyways. The funniest part of this ask is how damn confident you are that I was apparently hating on he/him lesbians three years ago. Idk how to tell you this but I'm a boygirl gaylesbianbisexual and have identified this way for years. I have been personally terrorized by shitty lesbian identity politics, the same ones you are repeating now, which told me that if I was even 1% male then identifying as a lesbian made me a disgusting predator. Which caused me years of suffering because no matter how hard I tried, I could not ignore my multigenderedness and how that affected my sexuality. Sowwy but you look silly as hell and your argument is bad and you should feel bad </3

[moodymisty]

Some things, top of my mind, that we, the Tumblr 40k community, agreed on:

Leman Russ is fat

Lion El'Jonson has a bushy beard, like a lion

Horus Lupercal has a breeding kink

Lorgar Aurelian has a feet/worship kink

Perturabo likes to cum on people's face

Roboute Guilliman has a fat juicy ass

Sanguinius is animalistic, has a blood kink, is super horny

Fulgrim has a thing for chubby people

Cato Sicarius has a bullying kink (giving)

Konrad Curze/Night Haunter has a thing for cuckolding, is a kinky mf

I would love for you to add on. This is all I could remember 😤

We also have the whole “the Emperor is also a cuckold/wife stealer” thing, so add that XD

[gigi-loveless]

hey idk if you’re doing smut reqs but i would love some nsfw headcanons/blurbs for hazel!

YESS I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD ASK THIS

♡ idc what y’all say this girl is a mf SWITCH

♡ and on top of that she’s too damn indecisive to save her life

♡ which means constant power shifts, which of course you don’t mind

♡ but either way, god does she love eating you out

♡ the way you taste, how your back arches, your thighs shaking.

♡ she def is obsessed with the way you suffocate her with your thighs as she’s toying with your clit on her tongue

♡ is also obsessed with her cherry red strap on and the way it disappears into your swollen cunt while you ride her

♡ A HAIR PULLER 100%

♡ uses her fight club skills on you to pin you down

♡ this girls closet is bondage central

♡ loves finding new ways to tie you up (takes pictures of her hard work too)

♡ “too tight love?”

♡ chains stay ON during sex

♡ she found out you have an obsession with her beat up face one day after you were begging to ride her face one day after she got a cut on her cheek at fight club

♡ and trust she uses that to her advantage

♡ “babe, i got hurt today…take care of me”

♡ smug ass motherfucker

♡ sucking the strap as if it’s her actual dick, her legs spread over the couch as she chuckles with that dark gooey voice of hers

♡ despite all this kinky shit, she wasn’t like this at all before she met you; the first time was so awkward, but you couldn’t get enough of her adorkable personality.

♡ “honey i don’t think scissoring is real”

♡ “but they did it in the pornos i studied before our first sleepover!!”

♡ she has the most sensitive nipples ever that you love to suck and nibble on, watching her squirm

♡ broken record “i love you”s when she’s about to cum, fistfuls of your hair in her slender fingers, sweat dripping down her forehead

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

Hate when I'm looking at some of my favourite aro/ace spec characters and it's *kinky* art, and some mfs say shit like "yeah but this guys aro/ace 😕"

hey dipshit aro/ace people can still have sex and do kinky stuff. pull your head out of your ass and appreciate the art, or leave

[rotten-corpses-blog]

NSFW Billy Loomis Headcannons

I kinda had this one sitting for awhile so I decided to post it.

Billy is a dom ofc, I really don't see him being able to submit to anyone because he dislikes the vulnerability.

This mf is the kinkiest bastard on the planet. So he would try almost anything you asked him to.

Unless it’s poly ghostface, I don’t see him being able to share you at all. He would reign hell if someone saw the beauty of your nude body. (that he claimed for himself)

He loves marking you, carving his initials into your skin, sucking hickeys onto your skin, anything he can. He needs people to know that you're his.

When I say he’s kinky i mean it, he has so many kinks that we would be here all day naming them.

He enjoys you squirming under him, moaning and begging for more.

He’s a teaser, he loves seeing your face when he rips your upcoming orgasm away from you or he’ll grind his cock against your ass when you're talking to all y’all friends.

Saying dirty stuff in your ear and trying to discreetly grope you. >.<

He’s a boob guy, he loves to suck and bite your nipples. Tit jobs are a must!

He could die between your thighs, sucking and licking at your cunt and tasting you on his tongue.

Billy’s dick game is good, and he knows it.

His cock is a good 6 inch and pretty girthy, It has an upward bend that goes straight into your g spot.

And omg I just know that he has some amazing abs, with all those bodies he drags around…

And he has a cute little happy trail… MMMH

He’s just a sexy sexy man.

Billy has a high sex drive, mostly because he’s an 18 year old boy.

Y’all have sex so many times in one week, like 4 times or something like that.

Billy gets more riled up after a murder, he’ll POUND you into oblivion and you will be sore the next day.

But, after care??? Billy is kinda emotionally constipated so he will clean you off and cuddle you. He won’t really do any lovey dovey shit because of said emotional constipation.

He doesn’t say it but he loves and worships you and he is thankful that you love him too.

[kisakis-boyfriend]

Hey! I just wanted to rant/thirst to you about Freminet, so spoiler warning for some of his locked/upcoming voice lines bc I’m going absolutely insane over how he manages to flirt so submissively. Freminet may be truly sweet and innocent, but you can’t tell me that he isn’t purposefully advertising his subby nature. This guy automatically declines tasks from ppl other than his family, but offers himself up to “be of some use to you” in the first greeting 🤨. He straight up asks for orders with zero shame but it’s really the subtle things that are making me obsessed. I can’t really explain properly but it’s kind of like how a brat baits a dom into being more aggressive except he does it in a soft way?? He’s almost one of those mildly manipulative uwu boys going “I’m so shy 🥺👉👈 plz fuck me.”

Example A: Probably the best known example of this is one of his ascension lines where he goes “You didn't have to do this for me, you know. I'd obey you regardless.” Wtf bro, you can’t just say that?!? Being a bad liar doesn’t excuse you from not even trying to hide the horny. Please stop before I bend you over. I know some ppl interpret this as sad but imo it’s one of the most boldly sexual things to come out of his mouth.

Example B: Freminet mentions always having a home at the House of Hearth. And when you ask him to join your party he either says “At your command.” or eagerly asks us to take him (with us). But in the last option he replies with “Well, *fake ass sigh* I’ve got nowhere to go…” like he’s actively fantasizing about us making him come (along). I can just tell he’s smiling while saying this shit, he ain’t slick.

Example C: In an upcoming event the Traveler jokes about wanting to try on his helmet. Immediately the whore behavior jumps out and Freminet responds with “Well, if it’s an order…” Then there’s legit an option to say back “Yep, that’s an order”. Excuse me?!? Are you fucking kidding?!? I am actually gonna go feral rn. Like ofc Paimon interrupts saying “Hey, now’s not the time!” Paimon knows Freminet won’t get anything done once I slut him out like he’s obviously begging to be. “We don’t want to bother him now.” Bother him??? Bitch, he won’t be able to talk or walk once I’m done with him.

Anyways, that’s the end of my rant, but like wtf Genshin? Atp they might as well just let us give the kinky mf a contract and a collar

Bonus Points: The way Freminet will use his soft, raspy voice to randomly bust out a line more romantic than the actual poet characters in-game is crazy. Traveler just said goodnight like a normal person, wdym "May your dreams be as dazzling as the starry night above the ocean, and your dreamless nights be naught but filled with serene respite." Excuse me Prince Charming, how the hell am I supposed to go to bed without you in it now?

HKJFKSFSBDKDJSF

Anon please, I thoroughly enjoyed your analysis and now I cannot unhear these voice lines as anything except subby begging behavior 😵‍💫

Freminet has us all whipped with his pretty voice, short-shorts, and flirting. He knows exactly what he's doing and has no shame, it seems

[sanjisblackasswife]

(NSFWish) When You Randomly Suck on Their Nipples During a Make Out Session (Black Fem Reader)

Ft. Luffy, Sanji, Zoro, Law

Luffy

He’s more ticklish than anybody

“Heh..heheheyyyy what’re you doinnggg ahahahaaa!!”

It’s actually really cute considering Luffy laughs a lot during sex or anything you both do intimate.

You still had his nipple in your mouth, but you giggled with him

“That tickled!” Luffy began to touch your ticklish sides causing you to fall on your back on the bed crying and laughing . “Lu!!HAHAHA STOP ITTT!” He didn’t care, he didn’t realize you were trying to be sexy, he assumed you were trying to be funny so of course he is ganna get back at you!

“W-wait you didn’t like it?!” You pleaded with this man already on top of you, completely shirtless now holding both of your wrist above your head, Luffy giggles, “I did! It just tickled a lot! I thought you wanted to make out not SUCK MY NIPPLES!” “….can I do both?”

“…yes.”

Law

DO NOT.

DO THAT.

He was a flustered MESS.

“What’re you doing, Y/N-Ya?…” Law chuckled and hummed following your lips trail from his to his cheek, to his neck, down to…

“Y/N—-!” Law grabbed your arms immediately to pull you back up, you never heard such a pretty moan from him! He tried his best to cough and clear his throat from said noise feeling so embarrassed he allowed himself to sound so submissive. “WHY DID YOU DO THAT!”

His hair was already frazzled and his face was so pink it started to turn red, you just smiled at him, feeling proud you could make him sound like that. “I just wanted to see something….you like it?”

Law lets go of you, crosses his arms before grabbing his shirt to put back on. You smack your teeth, this of course goes unnoticed by the doctor and he smirks at you. “I’m sensitive there…” he mumbles.

Zoro

It was bound to happen.

Look at them things.

You always make tit jokes about him and he always left you both arguing, but today you felt like being real risky

You both are on the floor, you are straddling Zoro and it doesn’t miss to where he begins to harshly grab your breast with one hand and the other hand rubbing your ass while you both suck face

His kimono is around his waist and you decide to start off with sucking his neck he’s so weak for that move he damn near becomes submissive

And then you just go for it

Zoro’s eyes widen to feel your cold wet mouth on his exposed nipple and grits his teeth, but it’s not because he’s mad it’s because he is trying to hold back a groan.

“What…” He grabs you by the hair seeing a line of spit disconnect from your lips to his chest. “Do you think you’re doing….”

You actually end up doing the infamous Anya smirk and chuckle. You knew he liked it, if he didn’t he wouldn’t be a red mess in the face with beads of sweat trickling his forehead. “I mean..you suck mine all the time…I wanted to see what the big deal was.”

He stared up at you, now that you’re sitting your your knees, until the corner of his lip curled. In one quick motion he ripped down your tank top, and pulled out one of your breast from your sports bra and did what he did best.

“Ah!.z-Zoro!”

“Well since you reminded me….let me remind you why im better at it than you.”

Sanji

This kinky mf loves it.

You wanted to try something new and this was actually the first time you was afraid to do it.

Sanji is usually always opened to try new things with his princess, but this was something different .

You were laying on top of him on your bed tongue kissing and sucking

When you just went for it.

“AHHHH!” Sanji moaned. “M-my love you—!” He didn’t stop you he actually started to pull you a little closer becoming a moaning mess. It felt so good feeling your warm tongue swirl on his nipple. You kept sucking until you felt the bottom of your tummy rub against his now damped pants.

“Ji…” you popped off of his nipple looking down at the damaged and smiled. Sanji was panting looking up at you. “No fair…you came before me..”

It didn’t take long after your teasing comment that he began to unbuckle his slacks to pull his cock out for you, he was semi-Hard, it was so wet and blushing you started to bite your lip in excitement.

“I Gatta repay you then right?” He sighed, fingers already pulling down your panties.

[jeannineee]

What kinks I think the batboys have…

a/n: just having THOUGHTS, is all. My requests are open :)

nsfw under the cut (18+ please)

Rhysand:

this man is a pleasure dom 100%

his favorite thing is to make you come over and over until you’re unable to think

“One more, darling. Give me one more.” SHEESH

Overstimulation>>>>

Uses toys to overstimulate you

He’ll tie your hands above your head or behind your back when you can’t stay still for him

He also uses overstimulation as a punishment, and edging, occasionally.

Light impact play

I’m just gonna say it. He has a daddy kink.

PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE!!!

“Doing so good for me.”

“Be a good girl and come for daddy.”

Cassian

Part of me thinks he’s a soft dom, part of me thinks he’s a brat tamer. I can’t decide so we’ll go with a healthy mix of the two. He’s adaptable lmao.

BREEDING KINK you cannot tell me otherwise.

We all know he loves rough sex.

Hair pulling, biting

SPANKING!!! Give him too much attitude, he’ll put you over his knee until your ass is bright red and throbbing.

Definitely likes restraining you, and doesn’t mind the roles being reversed, occasionally.

Loves praising you.

“You look so pretty when you come on my cock, baby.”

“Always take my cock so well, sweetheart.”

Also likes BEING praised. Tell him how good he feels, how well he’s doing, and it takes everything in him to not come immediately.

Azriel

Kinky mf. We all know it.

Shadow play!!! He’ll use his shadows to pin you to the bed, to play with your nipples, your clit, etc.

Into sadism and masochism for sure.

Despite popular belief!!! I don’t think he’d be into knife play? Reminds him too much of his work. Maybe I’m wrong don’t hurt me.

He’ll deny your orgasms as a punishment, or he’ll overstimulate you until you’re brainless. No in between.

Mixes praise and degradation.

“Such a needy little slut.”

“You look so pretty with my cock down your throat.”

Sigh.

Blindfolds, gags, vibrators, rope. He has almost anything you can imagine.

Loves marking you; showing everyone who you belong to.

[harmslength]

(Mostly) NSFW Headcanons - Part II

Disclaimer: Slight spoilers ahead so be warned. Just covering movies I have seen before or know a decent amount about the character. Overall, just my own personal opinions. This is just for shits and giggles so feel free to disagree. I’m also very aware that I’m being a hater rn.

Red Eye (2005) | Wes Craven - Jackson Rippner

• FREAKY ASS DUDE

• probably would learn everything about you before asking you out

• mean asf, like definitely the type to pick on you and call you a cry baby

• loves, loves, loves roleplay, specifically: CNC (Burglar x Sleeping Victim)

• big on humiliating you, probably the type to hold your head down while giving head. Likes his balls being sucked..

• feral mf, loves to use his teeth (ankle biter energy) and eats pussy like a champ [insert slurping noises]

Perriers Bounty (2009) | Ian Fitzgibbon - Michael McCrea

• top contender for best in bed

• grimey little dude.. but hey, bums know how to lay pipe like it’s their god given purpose

• not attached to any particular fetish or kink just very experimental and kinky

• 3 words: tongue in ass. There I said it. Specifically from the back, he will stick his tongue in places god hasn’t even seen.

Broken (2012) | Rufus Norris - Mike Kiernan

• spontaneous and sensual. Probably an exhibitionist lowkey

• can be a bit selfish at times, but definitely makes it a priority to make you cum.

• could definitely see him having a thing for stockings or thigh highs

Inception (2010) | Christopher Nolan - Robert Fischer

• if a boy was a princess it would be him

• DADDY ISSUES

• all bark no bite, he’s a bottom if I’ve ever seen one. Loves being told what to do and how to take it

• big fan of praise and humiliation

• will dom at times but definitely is not his preference

Watched the Detectives (2007) | Paul Soter - Neil Lewis

• Puppy

• horny teenager vibes, probably would fuck you in his office while your bent over his desk

• loves roleplay but in the vanilla way like: cop x criminal, stepsiblings 🤭, strangers, Bonny and Clyde. Just overall loves recreating cheesy pornos.

• loves when you’re all natural down there

• definitely likes to think he’s the one in charge but you would absolutely wear the pants in the relationship

• whiny asf, likes to whimper and pout. Big on theatrics.

Breakfast on Pluto (2005) | Neil Jordan - Patricia Kitten Braden

• the queen herself 👸

• another top contender for best sexual partner

• pillow princess, loves to be taken care of but will absolutely do the same for you. Definitely giving switch vibes

• super tender and sensual, could definitely see a friends to lovers trope here

• LOVES to tease and loves sexual tension. Wandering hands and subtle glances kind of shit

Sunshine (2007) | Danny Boyle - Robert Capa

• needy little freak but in a subtle way

• you would probably have to make the first move

• would probably zone out during sex ngl

• classic fan of gripping hips and neck kisses, relatively vanilla but open to exploring

• nonchalant lover but good bf overall

The Dark Knight Rises (2012) | Christopher Nolan - Jonathan Crane

• say it with me now— Mommy Issues

• don’t be afraid to join in— daddy issues

• probably grew up with his grandma or two loving parents that he despises deeply

• sick little gremlin, probably into sounding or golden showers

• two words: doggy style 😎

• he’s a switch, but mostly doms because he gets off on the thought that he’s better than you

• big on quickies, hump and dump kind of dude. Casual sex, but not super big on multiple partners

• so repulsed by the thought of sex that either the utter crippling shame of it turns him on so much that he acts like a deranged animal

• or is so repulsed that it hinders him and only does it when absolutely necessary

28 Days Later (2002) | Danny Boyle - Jim

• Jim, Jim, Jim — I love him with my whole heart and my whole pussy

• hear me out.. probably the best sex out of everyone HEAR ME OUT

• this man is DEVOTED okay!! Bro would take out an army base of 20 men just to get a lick of pussy (more so, a gentle sensual kiss, shared between two troubled lovers)

• you know he’ll eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Probably would bring his own bib and cutlery js 🙄

• not overly kinky, in fact probably a bit inexperienced, but satisfaction is guaranteed.

[pink-princess-pussy-pop]

Could I get a "dating ------- would include" for rafe...??? Please?

Dating Rafe Cameron Would Include…

I GOT SO CARRIED AWAY

Warnings: Sexual allusions, language, not proofed

- princess treatment frfr

- being the kook prince’s girl has its perks

- Rose and ward love you

- Wheezie is totally your best friend

- You met through Sarah so you are basically besties with the entire family Cameron family

- Will not let you go ANYWHERE near Barry.

- Not. At. All.

- You randomly called him Rafey one day while drunk

- He fell more in love with you after that

- He gets so sad when you use his real name

- Sometimes when he gets drunk he’ll ask you to call him rafey

- So clingy when he’s drunk

- And when he’s high

- HIGH SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Oops

- Always has to have his arm around you

- Or his hand in your back pocket

- Or on your thigh

- Or you on his lap

- This man’s love language is physical touch!!!!!

- You’re the only person he can be vulnerable around

- It breaks your heart when he calls you at 2am crying

- “Rafe? What’s wrong?”

- His voice was so small.

- “Can I come see you?”

- “Of course”

- He was at your house minutes later, wrapped in your arms

- You showered him with love as tears streamed down his face

- He fell asleep in your arms that night

- And the several times after that

- He loves how you are always there for him after an altercation with Ward

- From then on, you despise Ward

- When you come to Tannyhill, you are almost always in the pool, the balcony

- Or Rafe’s bedroom

- He fav ofc

- Let’s be honest here…

- Rafe is a fucking Dom.

- You can’t change my mind

- He’s down for ANYTHING.

- But always a consent king

- He’s so mf kinky too

- Choking? Yep

- Edging? Sure!

- Semi-Public sex? Totally.

- He wants to handcuff you so bad

- Pls do it

- You manage to help him with his cocaine addiction

- The process was BAD but you knew he could do it

- So proud of him when he got through it

- Rafe will kiss you everywhere

- He always expects a greeting kiss and a goodbye kiss

- Will POUT if he doesn’t get his goodbye kiss

- A baby about it actually

- It’s really cute, tho

- He’s never loved anyone as much as he’s loved you

- He tolerates Midsummers because he knows you’ll be there with him

- And goddamn you just look so good

- Movie nights all the time

- His fav genres are horror and action

- Gym dates

- Is it really a date if he’s staring at your ass? Or if you aren’t working out and just watching him?? No?? Oh well

- You go on long drives together, just talking and listening to music

- YOU GET HIM TO FINALLY UNDERSTAND BLM AND HE TAKES THE GODDAMN BLUE LIVES MATTER STICKER OFF HIS TRUCK (rafe u literally killed a cop why do u have it????🤧🤧)

- Hand on your thigh obvi

- Or if you’re driving he will link his pinkie with yours on the steering wheel

- He will randomly say something sexual

- Literally you’ll be sitting with Wheezie watching a pure Disney movie and he’ll come up behind you

- “I’m so fucking hard right now”

- Like wtf do you do now??

- “Baby”

- “Sweetheart”

- “Princess”

- Mirror sex

- Wants you to watch what he does to you

- Golf dates

- He’s constantly trying to prove that golfing is a real sport

- You just love to watch him

- He’s not complaining, tho

- He loves the little outfits you wear

- Boating dates

- You wearing your swimsuit and one of his shirts????

- Bye. He’s dead.

- Totally wants you to get sunburned so he can be the one to take care of you afterwards

- You’ve managed to stop several fights between him and the pogues

- Mostly JJ

- “They shouldn’t even be here!”

- “They were invited Rafe. There’s nothing you can do. Just ignore them.”

- He buys you things

- Loves to spoil you

- He gave you a necklace with the letter R on it and you wear it everywhere

- Whenever he sees it?

- Feral

- Omg imagine

- Literally having sex with him and he sees the necklace wrapped around your throat

- FERAL FERAL FERAL

- geez

- Stealing his shirts is a must

- He smells so good

- Rich boy cologne

- I think Rafe’s the kind of boyfriend to buy the kind of perfume you wear to spray around his room so it always smells like you

- Awe

- After the whole Rafe saving the cross fiasco, you are taken amongst the pogues to Poguelandia and he goes insane

- Doesn’t sleep until you come back

- When he’s locked in the room with Kiara he kept asking her about you

- “Fuck! Rafe shut up! She’s fine!”

- Your reunion was at Tannyhill.

- He came back to grab his stuff and you had been at the house with Sarah

- You sobbed when you heard him, running into his arms

- His phone call was forgotten, as was Sarah

- All that mattered was that you were together again

- He vowed to never let you out of his sights again

- This list is so long omg I have to end it

[hijackalx]

GALE SFW HEADCANONS:

finally we got our lover boy here. its not a secret that he like gets super easily attached. i kind of hate that they patched that out bcz it fit his character so much. but yeah in my mind its canon he gets attached suppperrr easily also kind of the type of guy to love bomb tav. not in the manipulative way tho like he genuinely thinks hes in love.

he gives everything he has in relationships too like tav IS his everything. he can be pretty clingy but thats just cuz he loves them so much ❤️ ok yandere vibes hold on. not really but imagine.

the type of dude to draw pictures of him and tav holding hands in his diary (they are not drawn good) also definitely talks to himself a lot, or maybe to his cat (sometimes abt tav)

hands down the funniest mf at camp like hes the type thats just naturally funny he doesnt even try to be. its hard to take him serious sometimes bcz of it😭😭 he gets mad af about it too. like his funnyness is a blight on his existence he just wants to be taken seriously. also feel like he has the worst luck too like fucked up things always happen to him and thats also hilarious LMAO constantly has the camp in stitches

he has bad spatial awareness so hes always triggering traps and tav gets so mad 😹😹😹

love language:

giving= words of affirmation and quality time

always wants to be with tav. also loves to compliment them but he does it in his corny ass wizard way lol like in the most extra way possible. he cant just say "ur eyes look beautiful today" hes got to say some shit like "ur viewing orbs are looking most ravishing this eventide". i bet he would write poetry abt tav but he wouldnt give it to them bcz hes lowkey embarrassed 😔 like insecure in his ability not embarrassed by the action itself. he just wants to do tav justice and he doesnt think he can.

receiving= quality time

as long as tav wants to be with him too hes happy. he worries abt being too clingy so sometimes he'll distance himself and if tav closes that distance on their own itll make him so happy. like thats the best thing ever to him. to have somebody that wants to be in his presence and listen to him ramble.

i feel like gale is similar in height to astarion so like 5'11/6' hes probably closer to 5'11. like that is the most gale height to me. also hes a little thicker with some muscle. hes def got a lil belly 🤭❤️ his pecs are rlly smthng too like thats where most of his muscle goes. those look heavy let me carry them for u king 🤲🏻😼

GALE NSFW HEADCANONS:

A FREAKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MAN IS A FREAK. WHAT was that shit in the sky ?????? THE FUCK ??? like he is THE MOST kinky mf here he will do almost anything. ONLY with ppl hes comfortable with tho. otherwise hes vanilla af. i honestly feel like hes mostly submissive tho just cuz hes chill like that. equally gives and receives. like straight up tav is his BABY he will do ANYTHING for them. probably introduced to most of his kinks thru tav (and mystra....... unfortunately.....)

loves to give head. like dear god. will beg tav to let him for real. hes very good at it too

incorporates sooo much magic. will make fake!gale fuck tav so he can watch. will use hot and cold magic and all that. electricity. the thunder stuff or whatever its called. literally anything u can think of to spice it up. he has thought of it. will also do freaky shit like using magic to mess with tav in public if u know what i mean

doesnt have a high body count i lowkey feel like mystra was his first. and he hasnt smashed anybody since. until tav.

exhibitionist AND humiliation kink. so these work hand in hand bcz like i said he doesnt do kinky shit with ppl hes not comfortable with so doing it where strangers might see is ultimate humiliation for him. but also likes to humiliate tav with it too.

will say a lot of nasty shit. this i feel he doesnt go super overboard with but its nasty compared to how he usually is. mostly when hes begging.

im gonna say gale has a solid 5 on him. and hes got hair i feel like most of the companions do but it works rlly good on gale lol. like hes got a happy trail and everything 🤤 nice hairy armpits too so u know hes got that manly ass MUSKK 💦💦💦 anyway i think his pp is pretty straight. like a wand lol. its a pretty normal pp.

aftercare with gale is the best yo like he makes sure tav is taken care of first and then cleans up on his own unless tav offers which he usually tells them to rest lol. hes just so sweet.