#The numbers are two and three

[jaguarsoup]

here it is. Oh yeah this one’s gonna do numbers

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Remember when that girl tried to say that firefox was bad because a former CEO was homophobic and I pointed out why that was a terrible take (throwing out the baby [open source non-google web browser with great extensions] with the bathwater [dipshit who left like ten years ago and also developed javascript and i don't see you ditching all sites with java for your principles]) and she went and looked through my posts and tried to call me out for supporting hyperconsumptive capitalism and encouraging anorexia because I'd reblogged a photoset from a runway show and I was like "bitch I don't care about fashion, I've got a latex fetish" and then she blocked me?

That was very funny.

[stellewriites]

soap

[fbfh]

leo valdez with a breeding kink… i’d literally give that man anything he wants 😫

OHHHHHH FUCK ME. I WANNA KISS YOU ON BOTH CHEEKS FOR THIS ONE. Leo does not realize he has a breeding kink until it hits him like a fucking semitruck. you're with some family and friends at a little get together, and you end up looking after a baby cousin to give their parents a break. you have the kiddo on your lap while you chat with your friend, and when Leo gets back with drinks he nearly drops them. Boom. Light switch on, breeding kink in full force. He doesn't even realize what's happening, not quite yet, but all he knows is that it's going to take every ounce of self control he has to wait until the party's over. after a physically painful eternity that he suspects is his eternal punishment from the gods worse than pushing a boulder or being strapped to a boulder or holding up a planet sized boulder (it's maybe an hour and a half max) you're finally on your way home. He nearly pulls an irish goodbye just to get his beautiful beautiful hands on you sooner, and Leo is NOT the type to leave without at least a dozen hugs and cheek kisses and leftovers and plans to meet up next time, so you know something must be going on with him. the only reason he doesn't fuck you in the car (and he is this fucking close) is because he knows that he wants to take his time with you. Also, he can get pretty vocal. Also so can you. (anyone would with him jfc) so he keeps his hand on your thigh while he drives. He rubs it, inches it up higher and higher, higher than he ever has outside the bedroom until he's practically fingering you in the passenger seat. Honestly you wouldn't complain if he did. The sound of your flustered, surprised giggle when he pick you up and carries you into your house over his shoulder, all unga bunga like something primal has woken up inside him. And it has. When he lays you down on your bed which is still descheveled from the fun you'd had that morning, when he kisses you like he's hungry and strips you down like he's unwrapping a christmas present, neither of you know what's gotten into him yet. But he knows one thing for damn sure.

There's no way in hell he's pulling out tonight. Or ever again, if he's being honest.

So really, you'll both find out what's gotten into him (and you) in about nine months

[flower1622]

Five with others:

Cold. Ruthless.

Five with Klaus:

[sergle]

Having a STUPID TIME trying to accomplish the very basic task of re-filling my prescription bc my bitch doctor is apparently completely off the grid

[doroach]

Numbers and pals

[mellosdrawings]

Oh love your losers forever number 2 group doodles. Seeing the doodles, I realized Leona and Vil are together longer than with Jamil.

Well, even on the off-chance that they weren't already dating before, they've still known each other for a while longer, while Jamil was off in his corner pretending to be mid and trying not to attract attention.

In both cases, Leona and Vil would already have their own habits/banter and Jamil, who is barely getting used to standing out and competing against "higher status" people, would take more time to feel comfortable.

(I have paragraphs of potential dynamics between those three, I could talk about them for hours haha)

[swan2swan]

The more things change, the more things stay the same, eh, Darius?

[tlotrgifs]

Lord of the Rings → PSD #59-68  ↳ 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8  - 9 - 10

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[mooflat]

Elrond and Aragorn both really understand the importance of a good group name. Facing terrible woes? Well, now you do it as The Five Besties.

[fifteen-integer]

My camera isn't good. |:[

[darkphoenix180]

[millionsghosts]

different interpretations of perfect court tattoos are so fun because it's like. The actual number (like 2) is probably what Nora meant and Riko is absolutely the kind of dramatic ass to make everyone get roman numeral tattoos. But have you guys considered the funniest option: everyone gets the actual word with letters on their face

[weaselle]

my 4 year old niece is at that stage of potty training where she understands the concept completely and is competent in performing the mechanics, but... sometimes she pees her pants.

We of course do not make a big deal of this, especially as her initial reaction was to be upset and sensitive about it. So we treat it like juice spilled on a shirt, just something to clean up, a little oopsie, but very mundane. Now, while it still upsets her, she is calmer and more able to ask for help and talk about it.

Anyway the other day she was going around to the adults (all family) and asking them to tell her stories of when they peed their pants, and then telling them about her latest pee accident. Everybody was some degree of willing to engage with her about it, but she was sort of doing it over and over, until everyone had been asked and told two or three times at least...

"You have to tell me a story. Of a time you peed your pants" asking again and again, every adult in the room. And then telling about her latest accident again.

So the second time she asked me, i told of a time i peed my pants , and then when she started to tell me her story i said "wait i'm not done with my story yet! Soooo, after i peed my pants, and i cleaned it up, i thought 'what could i have done different so that this doesn't happen again?' and do you know what i thought of? I thought, 'if i'm going to be busy for a while, like going on a car ride or watching a movie, i'll go sit on the toilet and just see if i have to pee first - even if i don't really feel like i need to - and then maybe that won't happen again!'"

and then when she told me her pee accident story, i said "and did you think of something to try that might keep that from happening again?" and she said "no," so i said "well why don't we think of some things now, together?" and we did.

and then she continued going around to the adults asking them to tell her stories of their bathroom accidents, but now she asked what they did to prevent it in the future, and shared her own plans for preventing accidents after she told her story, hearing some additional strategies and generally getting confirmation that she had good ideas to try herself.

Anyway, I think it's important to understand that little children, from the youngest ages, are already very earnestly trying to figure out how to be fully functioning humans -- and it's up to the people around them to figure out what it is that they are looking for, and to put it comfortably into their hands.

[hansodax]

Something poetic about owning 5 Fives. S1-S4

[crossbackpoke-check]

blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)

"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie