i had some Odd conversations with my mother today , most of Which happened to be recorded in oomf ' s discord dms . So ! here ' s the transcript no one asked for :3
me : john adams big naturals
mum :
mum : what about john adams and his big naturals ?
me : i ' m gonna bite them
mum : have you got a big enough mouth ?
me : WHAT ? HAVE I GOT A BIG ENOUGH MOUTH ?
me : HOW BIG DO YOU THINK JOHN ADAMS BIG NATURALS ARE ?
mum : well ! i ' ve heard they ' re huge
me : wheyuh ?
me : did thomas jefferson tell you that ?
me : what do you think of thomas jefferson telling king george iii that he could eat a fat dick ? ( in reference to fredrick douglass vs thomas jefferson )
mum : i ' m not sure that that was actually uh what was said
me : it did ! it did !
mum : i think that ' s someone being mischevious
me : no no no
mum : perverting history by making up stories about what was said
me :
me : wait till you find out about benjamin franklin ' s sex cult
me : if thomas jefferson has the fat dick
me : and john adams has the big naturals
me : who ' s flying the plane ?
mum : 🤓☝️ well they didn ' t have planes in those days so
me : i have a challenge for you
mum : what ' s the challenge ?
me : name one austrian who has contributed to something positive to society
mum :
me : is camille desmoulins like an archaeopteryx ?
mum : no
me : ok ok ok listen
me : federalist party vs democratic republican party
me : oiled up and booty butt naked ; who ' s winning the twerk off ?
mum :
mum : Wow
me : or would john adams big naturals win
mum :
me : federalist party vs democratic republican party vs john adams big naturals oiled up and booty butt naked who ' s winning the twerk off ?
mum : so oiled up . . . beauty butt naked
me : booty butt
mum : so in their birthday suit
me : yes
mum : and what was the final thing ?
me : who is winning the twerk off
mum : what ' s a twerk off
me :
me : where . . . where you compete to see who twerks the best
mum : is that . . . ejaculates the highest ?
me : no ? ? ?
me : actually who would ejaculate the highest
me : i feel like . . . thomas jefferson and his fat dick would win the ejaculation off
mum : right
me : but the twerk off
me : i feel like aaron burr would take that home for the democratic republican party
mum : yeah ?
me : yeah . . . but against john adams big naturals . . . ough
mum : well that sounds pretty hard to beat to be honest
me : wait wait wait would james monroe or aaron burr win the twerk off for the democratic republican party
mum : [ sings monty python ]
me : are you an annalett yuri truther
mum :
me : and look ! the reasons clear ! for the first time in a year ! john adams big naturals aren ' t here !
me : mum would you still love me if i was a liberal
mum :
me : my pretty princess 2008 john adams big naturals thomas jefferson
mum : but he ' s not a pretty princess
me : YES HE IS
mum : since when ?
me : SINCE [ starts crying ]
me : ok ok what are your thoughts on jamilton
mum : jamilton ?
me : JAMILTON
mum : who ' s that
mum : is that a crossbreed between hamilton and jefferson ?
me : ARE YOU AN ANNALETT YURI TRUTHER ?
mum : no
me , the # 1 annalett yuri truther : NO ? ?
me : are you a sewlett yuri truther
mum : no
me : ok are you a hamburr yuri truther
mum : no i ' m simple plain mum
me : do you think benjamin tallmadge is baby boy
mum : dain . i have no idea what kind of conversation we are having
me : but but but do you think benjamin tallmadge . is . baby . boy
mum : how do you think we ' re going to solve the world ' s housing problems ?
me :
me : with baby boy benjamin tallmadge
me : do you think abraham woodhull is baby boy
mum : excuse me ?
me : abraham woodhull is baby boy
mum : i don ' t even know if what you just said is a sentence or not
mum : abc
me : thomas jefferson ' s fat d
me : wait what comes after d
me : abcde E . estrogen
me : estrogen could have saved like . Everyone in the french revolution
me : estrogen could have saved camille desmoulins . estrogen could have saved louis antoine saint - just . estrogen could have saved maximilien robespierre . estrogen could not have saved georges danton . i hate danton . estrogen could have saved georges couthon . i looove couthon
me : you know what killed john laurens ?
me : the Fog
me : if the fog was british
me : i ' m britsh
mum : what do you think of antidisestablishmentarianism ?
average interaction with my mother
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Wait what does Mulan! Link mean
Ok! So the easiest answer is that it was based off of a dream someone had near the beginning of the blog.
Basically, it was Link but make it Mulan. Where a woman has to join the army but keep it a secret that she's a woman. And it was based off a moment where no else knew that it was actually a woman in their mist and everyone went to take a bath in the river.
It didn't remain a secret after that.
It grew after a while so that Mulan! Link had a ferret named Fluffy that was also the Fierce Deity and I think she got paired with Wars after a little bit because he would have been a lot of Shang. She stuck around for along time XD
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I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"
specific examples include but are not limited to
why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)
why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)
why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)
why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)
why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)
who taught you that this is how things are?
how long do you plan on repeating it?
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lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)
if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.
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no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.
I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.
I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.
If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.
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