#There was literally a box full of tampons and pads

[strawberry-cowmilk]

the brothers buying period products for mc

mc's gender is not mentioned, but mc is able to have periods. not proof read

content warnings: periods, this too is lowkey a joke post (the brothers have no idea what they are doing)

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Lucifer

when you ask him to buy you some period stuff he didn't think much of it, how hard could it be?

first he picks up some other stuff like snacks and maybe a plushie but then he gets to the period aisle

lucifer thought there would be one type of pad not eight whole shelves of different stuff

he didn't want to look like he had no idea what he was doing so he grabbed one thing that looked good to him and left

that thing being the thickest, longest maxi pad under the sun

Mammon

he looks up on his ddd 'how to help a menstruating human' and he goes all out

mammon goes to the mall and buys you everything that was on his phone, whether you actually need it or not

when he finally got to the period products he was shocked, he wanted to call you and ask what you usually use but he wanted to do it on his own to look good

so what does mammon do? buy every type of pad and tampon in every size, every cup, every period underwear and arrive home with five large bags full of stuff

Leviathan

he's not too happy about having to go outside but he wants to help you (he can't go ordering your stuff on akuzon)

levi actually asked you to send a picture of what product or products you usually use, it's just his luck that everything at the store was sold out and he has no idea what a good alternative is

he buys one small chocolate bar so he can leave the store with less awkwardness and calls you for help before going in again and (hopefully) getting the right thing

he adores you, but he doesn't wanna do that ever again

Satan

he thought he knew what to do but your ddd keeps getting spammed by satan sending you photos of single products asking 'is this it?'

eventually after product number 15 he gets frustrated and asks you to tell him what he needs to get

even with your instructions, satan still had to ask an employee at the store for help

after he finally got his hands on the most important stuff, he quickly gets you some snacks and a book

Asmodeus

he's been with menstruating partners before so he felt like he would be a little more educated on the matter compared to one of his brothers

asmo was wrong because this man accidentally got incontinence pads instead of pads for periods

he got the wrong thing a whopping five times so he went back and forth between the store and house a lot

if you're feeling up to it he'll let you soak in his bath to make up for taking so long

Beelzebub

he's so sweet for getting you the biggest teddy bear he could find (it was half his size) and every snack under the sun you like

but when it comes to buying the actual period product? he doesn't know what to do

like mammon he just buys a bunch of stuff hoping you find something useful

said stuff includes literal tissue paper, a sponge and a towel but also actual useful products made for periods

Belphegor

he arrives at the period aisle and just stares at the shelves for five minutes before calling you for help (he didn't even look at the stuff closely he saw a ton of stuff that looked the same to him and internally panicked)

'you need a maxi pad? what color is the box there's a lot of types. wait, blue? what font are the letters? okay I've narrowed it down to three boxes'

in the end he had a pretty good hunch of which product you needed but still felt like he did something wrong

[lsuyia]

PERIOD SEX WITH SATORU

basically gojo head cannons since they easy and i rlly needa come out with more ideas n shit. tysm for all the support on my fics you guys!!!

also lmk if i should actually make this into a full ass fic

At first this man would TEASE the shit out of you for even thinking of doing it with him.

(i mean its gojo of course)

He would tease you to the point where at this point you wouldnt even want to do it anymore.

but when come home from work looking for him, hes already got the towel laid out and boxes of pads, tampons, you name it he had it on the bed

At first you were hesitant since the whole idea seemed kinda of nasty but since he wouldnt stop pestering you about it you decided to finally fufill your fantasy and try.

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS MAN IS GOING FUCKING HAM ON YOU

since your period makes you overly sensitive he was enjoying ever last whimper and moan you made.

“We should do this more often~” he says with a giggle slamming inside you— hitting your g spot with every damn thrust.

I mean at this point the towel was literally done for, gojo’s precum splattered around it with mixes of period blood and random ass stains.

He was enjoying this too much

THE AFTERCARE WAS CRAZYYY

usually after you two had sex or whatevs you would take a shower

but not this day😩

satoru is literally cleaning up after you, checking for any stains on the bed, changing the sheets, giving you a whole WARM BUBBLE BATH??!

that literally shows how much he cares for youu!

“You did so good f’me sweetheart.”

“You hungry?”

“wanna cuddle?”

he seems like the type to get you those big ass pads that go to your ass and you feel like people can see it.

“toru, i feel like my pad is showing can you check?” You said making a smooth turn around as you walked beside him walking inside the mall holding hands.

“no baby, its nothing there.” He said softly before giving you a small tap on your ass earning an annoyed look from you.

You would be like extra tired and he’ll be so excited for no reason asking you are you on your period just so he can fuck you again..

then when you say no he will have a fucking fit.

“are you sure?” he said rubbing your tummy while his growing erection pressed against your ass as you groaned in annoyance at how he was acting

but frfr satoru just loves you on your period❤️‍🩹

A/N- YALL IM SO SORRY THIS WAS KINDA SHORT IM RLLY SLEEPLY BUT NEW FIC COMING OUT TMR OR THE DAY AFTER TMR

ILYALLLZ🔥🔥

[redsbrainrot]

Stupid little fairy tail (unhinged) headcanons

- Juvia has a BLÅHAJ

- Gajeel hates acoustic guitars and thinks anyone who plays them are pussies. He only plays electric for that reason.

- Out of all the characters Gray suffers the most with post nut clarity

- Juvia is that one girl that has literally anything on her; pads, tampons, pain killers… even condoms

- Lucy tries to be that girl but is extremely forgetful even for herself

- Natsu uses box dye

- Juvia trims Gray’s toenails, even when he doesn’t want her to

- Erza non consensually does the same to Natsu per Lucy’s request

- Levy’s guilty pleasure is nsfw literature, she’s definitely read fanny hill

- Gray has to go to occasional anger management therapy. The calmest ones are always the most explosive.

- Natsu will light the smokers of the guilds cigarettes for them with his pinky

- Gray is still a smoker, but limits it to when Juvia isn’t around, she’s not a fan of it

- Gajeel is a full blown stoner and occasionally gets high with Cana

- Natsu once had a sex dream about Gray and refused to talk to him for a solid week

- When they were pre teens, Natsu and Gray kissed a couple times to see what it would feel like

- Same with Cana and Gray

- Cana is lesbian, fat crush on Lucy when she joined the guild

[klaus-littlestwolf]

Hey idk if you'd do this but bucky barns x reader who has bad period cramps and how he'd help hcs? Xx

Bucky’s Girl on her Period Headcanons

•Bucky is very considerate when it comes to your period, he never wants you to be in pain

•It took you a while to express your discomfort, especially before you two were sexually active, though he can always tell when you’re not feeling well and he tries to help you

•He was almost like a puppy, he knows you’re not feeling well and he tries to bring you things you like, at first he brought you your favorite meal from the place down the street but he would bring it while you were bloated and nauseous which would annoy you, then he would end up worrying that you’re not eating since he knows you, you love to eat…he quickly learned not to say that though as you immediately took it to mean he thought you were fat

•Your mood swings confuse him to no end and right when he thinks he has an understanding of your mood, you’re crying

•He snuggles you whenever you get weepy and it’s his favorite time oddly enough because when you cry you get snuggly and when you get snuggly you get tired and fall asleep on his chest, making him feel like he’s made you feel better, at least enough to rest

•When you finally express why you’re not feeling well it seemingly registers to him all of the times you were clearly uncomfortable but brushed it off

•He does research on the internet that night for hours, learning everything that’s going on with your body (since men in his time weren’t taught about this subject) but also trying to figure out common ways he could help, if not just to make you feel less moody if he couldn’t relieve your pain

•He took some things he learned online too literally so the first time he goes shopping for you he gets way too much, coming home with 6 boxes of tampons (all the correct brand and size which impressed and surprised you), 2 plastic bags full of 15 different kinds of chocolate, and 8 new stuffed animals

•He expressed to you instantly that it doesn’t bother him that you have your period and he can’t believe that there are men in the world that are so uncomfortable with something so natural that they’ve made his Princess feel like she needs to hide it from him lest he be disgusted by you, Fuck that

•He sets to making you feel comfortable right away, getting you your heating pad and setting a nest up on the couch, turning on your favorite movie and snuggling you close, massaging your lower back

•Bucky downloads a period tracking app on his phone and fills in the dates and symptoms he notices and that you express so that he can tell around the time that it’s going to happen; from that moment on he is always prepared for that time of the month, and if he’s not prepared at least he’s never confused when it happens

•He has a secret stash in his closet of a box full of chocolate, he also keeps several boxes of the tampons you prefer to use since you always seem to forget to buy them on time, though whenever you need it he always surprises you by being willing to go to the store and buy them for you if he’s all out

•Bucky was truly stunned at the fact that men wouldn’t go to the store to get tampons for their women, a women that you’re in love with, a women that’s in love with you, a women that is going through something that men will never have to suffer through and they don’t have enough compassion to go get them the only thing they really need? The Sergeant doesn’t consider himself a ‘good man’ in any sense but Bucky doesn’t understand modern men at all

•One thing Bucky noticed is that you seem to be in quite a bit of pain almost every month, and upon asking you explained you have worse cramps than normal women, often being debilitating for you to the point that you can’t stand up straight; it took some time to convince him that you’ve already been to the doctor and that physically your okay, there’s nothing that can be done to fix it, you just have to suffer, he doesn’t appreciate that answer

•Bucky mutes your phone at this time of the month, telling Tony whenever he calls with a request or Fury when he calls with a mission to fuck themselves, his Princess is in pain and he needs to take care of you

•He gets Banner to get you a script for some stronger pain meds for when you desperately need them, not willing to give them to you all the time but at least to be able to sleep at night or have a nap when the pain is really bad

•There is a hall closet full of blankets and pillows for use when he builds you a nest to sleep in so you don’t have to move, Bucky actually finds that he enjoys caring for you, it makes him feel useful and loved when you look up at him with your big beautiful Y/EC eyes and smile at him

•About 6 months after you start dating, Tony clears out and gives you and ‘Your Cyborg’ your own floor in the tower to stay in and Bucky fixes up a whole room with a large nest of your blankets on top of a king sized mattress that sits on the floor in front of a TV, it has an air conditioner, a bathroom full of products and a basket in the edge of your nest that he always keeps stocked with chocolate and snacks; this is mostly so he doesn’t have to keep setting up the ‘nest’ over and over since you enjoy it at all times of the month, and it’s so big your beefy soldier boyfriend can fit into it with you and all of the stuffies he bought you before and after you told him about your period (the fact that Bucky believed the way to make you feel better when you were ‘sick’ was to buy you stuffed animals touches your heart in a special way, he’s the worlds greatest assassin and still your sweet teddy bear)

•You often find yourself getting a massage, either your lower back or even better your crampy tummy, appreciating the relief his inhumanly strong hand brings to you, the massage is often necessary to help you sleep at night and he rubs your stomach until you drift off

•It took a bit of time for the Soldier to allow your flesh to be touched by his vibranium hand however as he realized he was able to use it to help your hot flashes he tried to relax himself enough to allow you to hold it; Bucky now even enjoys watching you wrap your body around his metal arm which never warms up, the metal staying constantly cool which allows you to get some relief from the hot flashes

•For being a man from the 40s Bucky is very sweet and attentive when it comes to your time of the month, he hates seeing you in any kind of pain so seeing you in what is basically unnecessary pain is something he’s strongly driven to relieve for you

•Bucky is the best boyfriend you’ve ever had, never having expected him to be the kind of man comfortable buying feminine hygiene products at the store for you, you appreciate him more than ever and you are damn sure he will not be getting away from you any time soon

Bucky Barnes Masterlist

[skauni]

Can I have a lil’ shitpost for Price x Reader?

Coming right up!!

It’s honestly his first time actually EXPERIENCING a women’s period hormones. You, his girlfriend(or wife as you made him call you), had just started your period. And he’s scared half to death of the mood swings. You were NOT kidding when you described it to him.

John quite literally GOOGLED how to help keep you happy on your period. So when he left for an hour and came back with 5 boxes of your brand tampons/pads, a tub of ice cream only for you, and bag fulls of your favorite candies and snacks, he was ready.

He walked into your room and practically trapped you in a weighted blanket after giving you a heating pad. He gave you a new plush. Put your pads/tampons in the bathroom. And came back giving you the whole damn tub of ice cream with a stupidly small spoon. He was startled when you started crying and letting little thank you’s flow incoherently through your lips as he turned your favorite show on.

He left the room and came back a few minutes later with some warm water and hot cocoa. Made just how you liked. Hot cocoa with 8 mini marshmallows, whipped cream, and cinnamon and brown sugar on top. Messy, yes, but you were happy. At some point he was pretty sure you got too fixated on your show that you forgot your ice cream was now either all gone or soupy after about 2 hours of staying like that.

Probably ain’t actually little but I had ideas and they needed out so here you go!💀

[the-illiterate-pirate]

Could I request headcanons to Anasui, Weather report and Pucci with S/O on their period

Hi sorry these might not be the best, I literally have no clue how to take care of myself during that time of the month....normally I'm just up up up and going running around at work because everyone knows if you're running away your period pains can't catch up to you

♡

Weather Report

•This man runs warm, and he's mindful of your mood changing and the soft look of pain in your face when your cramps are at there worst.

•If he needs to Weather will lay you down on top of him, a warm hand on your belly to help combat your cramps, and a hand in your hair. He's pretty sure the best way to get through it all is to sleep, and by god he will not stop you

•Likes to share chocolates with you uwu

•He also makes sure your very well hydrated! Once you finish a water bottle, the tiniest blink and he's already replaced it

•Doesn't mind buying you pads/tampons/whatever it is you need, this is very important btw. He may need a little help but don't be embarrassed to ask him! Weather is just ready and roaring to help you through your week in hell <3

Anasui

•Full mother hen mode

•He's isn't the brightest when it comes to subtle hints, but he's prone to overreacting once he finally finds out

•Dumps you on the couch, buries you in blankets and heating pads and fuzzy socks, along with your favorite foods and lots of liquids

•Wouldn't dare to leave your side, unless it's to switch out the DVDs you're watching

•I'M SORRY I HAVE TO SAY THIS ANASUI IS 100% THE BF WHO SNAPCHATS YOU "ok babe I'm at the store what size p**** do you wear" I'M SORRY

Pucci

•Ok tbh out of the three Pucci is the most embarrassed about this all. Like ofc he wants to take care of you!!! He just doesn't have a lot of history with the ladies y'know...

•Nervous but eager to please! Will buy you snacks or just about anything you ask of him

•When it comes to feminine products though... He's a wreck. He's clueless but intrigued. They never taught this in bible school

•Ends up coming back home with three different sized boxes of pads and two boxes of tampons for you to try. He means well!!

•In the end maybe it's best to just ride it out at home, snuggled into his side, after this week's over he really needs a lesson on this time of the month

[blizzardfluffykpop]

XH Taking Care of You on Your Period 💖

Bulleted Reaction, Fluff

Word Count: 1,160

Requested: Hiii I'm back lol.... I was wondering, what would xdinary heroes do when their s/o is on their period 🤔

This is for anyone who menstruates! 

[*Special a/n note for anyone who menstruates* If your s/o isn’t willing to take care of you during your period— leave them.]

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Gunil:

This man is allowed to take care of someone?! Literally, this man dreams of it, considering his ‘kids’ bandmates won’t allow him to care of them. 

He will go full out if you need something. He already has it before you even know you need it. He’s caring and will go above and beyond to make you feel comfortable. With extra pillows, warmth, good soup, tea, and medications, you name it. He has it. 

He would tell you dad jokes that are so corny that make you shake your head yet laugh, and he would get an utter kick out of it because laughter is the best medicine.

When you finally get him to calm down from mama bear mode, he will cuddle and talk to you about meaningless things until you fall asleep. He wouldn’t be ready to rest until you’re fully asleep and he knows you’re okay. 

Tucks you in with the utmost care and makes sure to put pain relief medication and water on the nightstand before sliding in next to you and falling asleep beside you [after kissing you good night ofc].

Jungsu:

He’s an absolute sweetheart if you call him while he’s out and ask him for anything. He would take it in stride and pick them up, happy that you trust him to buy your pads/tampons. He would totally take it a step above and buy you flowers too!

When he gets home, he will do whatever it takes to make sure you’re comfortable. If you need anything, he’ll be on it. From dark chocolate to extra warmth he’s got it. 

Takes the utmost care for you and puts your comfort into account by putting on a romantic comedy [which you may still cry to– but he’s trying to prevent that]. So you guys can cuddle and you can rest and not worry about much more than your discomfort.

And whatever you need to make you comfortable: do you need a hot compress, a heated blanket, a cold glass of water, or simply want to be held? You best believe he’s on it.

For you, he is a ‘yes’ man and would make sure you felt as comfortable as you possibly could while on your period. He would kiss your temple at every instance and take care of your every whim throughout it. 

Jiseok (Gaon):

Whether he’s unsure or not about how to help, he wouldn’t let on to it in front of you [he is very much texting the older two who give him great advice]. 

He would definitely bring his assortment of jellies over and make you all sorts of teas and soups throughout your cycle because it makes him feel better, and he believes it’ll make you feel better. 

He is the type to play you slow songs [whether on guitar or through speakers], and when you were up to moving around, he would dance with you to them. Even if he isn’t an incredible dancer, he knows it makes you laugh, so he would do everything in his power to make you happy and feel relaxed. 

And when your body decided enough was enough, he would tuck you in. And take the utmost care and kiss your forehead before slipping into the covers next to you [Full-on cuddle bug time].

He may be a little awkward when buying you menstruation products but would do it with no qualms [even if his face was burning red as the clerk scanned it]. And he would buy you your favorite snacks and a teddy bear or two on top of it because you deserve to feel comfortable in every way. 

Seungmin (O.de):

He would take care of you and be very understanding of every emotion you felt. Even if you got angry at him, he would pull you to his chest and console you. 

Whatever emotion you’re going through-- he is readily prepared with the best comedy movies and three whole boxes of tissues. And a few pillows in case you feel like screaming into one [May not understand your mood swings but does his best to make sure you feel them]. 

He will rub your back and be very doting on you, even if he isn’t the overly affectionate type of person. He would totally get over it to take care of you. 

And when you finally settled and got comfortable, he would run his fingers through your hair to ease you into sleep. Then he would kiss the top of your head, and let you rest the day away. 

Absolutely would order your favorite foods from whatever restaurant you wanted and have the boys bring it to the both of you, so he wouldn’t have to move from your side. 

Hyeongjun (Junhan):

He’s not exactly sure what to do, but he decides it would be best to ask you what you need. And he would grab whatever you need [albeit a little awkward but nonetheless] and a few extra things to help. 

When he comes over, he would give you his bunny plush and allow you to hold them while you suffer through your cramps [It would make you cry tbh, that he is allowing you to have his favorite plushie in your time of need].

He would do his best to listen to you about whatever is paining you. And he would pull you into his chest and make sure you know he hears your woes. 

Totally would make you whatever you wanted as well, you ask for a full-course meal or just a snack, and he would make it the most delicious thing you’ve ever tasted. 

Even if he's in the middle of cooking, he'd drop everything if you whine out in pain to ensure you're okay. And give you some medication and kiss your nose before bringing the food he made to your bed and eating it with you [Given the chance, he would probably feed it to you as well].

Jooyeon:

I feel like he would be unsure what to do at first [being the youngest has its disadvantages], and he would ask Gunil for the best course of action, to be honest.

With some help from him and more advice from the other four, he would bring over dark chocolate, an extra blanket, and some movies he knows you enjoy. 

He would do everything to make you happy, even if it’s just as simple as staying beside you. 

He would be a little awkward but would power through it [like Jiseok had]. And would hold your hand and kiss you better even if the boys were around because you mean more to him than his ego ever will. 

He would do everything to cheer you up, like acting silly and making faces at you. If you push him over, he will be overly dramatic before going back to making you laugh. He would do anything to ease at least a little bit of your pain. 

[larcenywrites]

Imagine if after learning a little bit about periods, young!Tony decides he should keep a drawer for feminine hygiene products in his bathroom for you. So once he knows what brands and stuff you use, he goes out and buys some. By some I mean more than enough. Way way more than enough.

And he tells you like "oh, there's some pads there, in that drawer, if you need anything... :)". And when you open it it's completely full, there's like enough pads to last you nearly a year there. And he's like "don't worry, I'll refill it as you go through each box, I might even empty another drawer for more". And you're like "hold on, how many pads do you think I use per period?". And he's like "uhhh one box, two boxes per day? I don't know, it looks like a lot of blood... three?"

As someone who used to have super heavy periods that lasted the full 7 days I went through those mfs so quick, so that’s fine by me 😭😭😭 it still lasts seven days but it’s a lot lighter 😵‍💫 and they’re so expensive for no reason 😭 I legit don’t get why pads/tampons aren’t cheaper or free if someone has certain benefits cuz like,,, those are literally a necessity ???? I can’t walk around bleeding all over Walmart like???

But anyway, that might even be part of why he does keep them stocked bc he has the money lmfao 😂 But he does mean well! Really!! He wants to make sure you can be comfy in his house too 🥺 but tbh older or younger, that bathroom drawer will probably never go empty 😌

[vwritesawholelothm]

Here’s a totally random prompt I’m sending because I know I’m gonna get my cycle soon and I’ve never been a fan of cycle fics but I’m oddly interested in seeing Toradeen deal with them.

You can totally say no to this one if you don’t want to. Id get it. I mean dysphoria hell am I right.

But like. Idk. Just was thinking of a thing where Toraleis in class and she suddenly gets her period (fuck would Werecats get that? 99% of me is writing no in any other fics I write cause I don’t think cats get periods? Idk anyway). But like. She runs to the bathroom but like. She’s kinda stranded like she doesn’t have any supplies and she gets super overwhelmed cause she’s missing class and she can’t really go anywhere without like a pad or something. And she’s probably super mega embarrassed as well. So she like. Through tears, texts Clawdeen that she needs her help and where she is.

you better BELIEVE Clawdeen enters that bathroom like a lady night in shining armor. I swear I could see her in like. A full out tactical vest filled to the brim with different pads and tampons. She also brought a pair of underwear and a skirt Toralei low key left in her room. (Doesn’t have to be smexy. Just could be they keep some spare clothes in each others dorms cause of a lot of sleepovers)

She also brings Advil. A blanket. A mug of Vanilla chai tea with cinnamon. A menstrual cup in case she didn’t want pads or tampons. And like. Three more extra boxes of different brands of pads and tampons cause she didn’t know which brand she wants.

Toralei is of course embarrassed and low key crying a little but Clawdeen is the sweetest little wolfie girlfriend and wipes her tears and and tells her it is NOT embarrassing and helps her change into clean clothes and puts the ruined clothes into a plastic bag wish the promise they will be returned stain free by tomorrow. (Draculaura has magic sksks and she’ll obviously lie and say it was her. Drac might be a little suspicious cause the skirt had like cat scratch marks. But she won’t comment).

She gives Tora a moment of privacy to get things in order with the mountain of cycle supplies she brought. And then after she immediately wraps her in a blanket. Shoves the mug of tea into her hands. Hands her a tuna cookie. Then hands her the advil. She then reveals a whole ass wagon she managed to get from somewhere. Which is layered with blankets and pillows. And she pulls Toralei in the comfy wagon all the way to Clawdeens room where she gives her all the snuggles in the world. (She also tells her she was excused from the rest of her classes that day. She had mentioned a little emergency to Bloodgood aka Toraleis mommy and she had given the A ok)

Toralei is so greatful and honestly a little overwhelmed and confused. Cause she knows that if she had to or ever had to text her mom for help like this it would have been met with a lot of anger on her moms part. Like. She would have come. But would have made her wait hours and then humiliate her on the way back saying she shouldn’t get accidents like that. (Cause she’s a total bitch and clearly ignoring how cycles could come at literally any time sometimes without notice).

Clawdeen first curses Catarina out. Then states that there is nothing embarrassing with what happened. And that she is always more than welcome to help her with whatever cycle problems she has. (As toralei would do for her). And idk. Then they just snuggle a shit ton.

WOW OMG WAS THAT A WHOLE FIC WITHOUT THUNDER ANGST??? Must be a world record

Fandom: Monster High (Cartoon 2022) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Toralei Stripe/Clawdeen Wolf Characters: Toralei Stripe, Clawdeen Wolf, Meowlody (Monster High), Purrsephone (Monster High) Additional Tags: Menstruation, Comfort, First Crush, Sickfic, of a sort, Fluff, Domestic Fluff Summary: Toralei accidentally texts Clawdeen for help, even though she would've preferred (almost) anyone else.

[green-lanterns-c0ck]

John should have giant magic pockets and hoard stuff

[softliebgott]

— eugene headcanon: that time of the month

about: one look at this soft boy and i would step on a rusty nail for him. continuing the series, this one isn’t as humorous because i can’t help but bust out fluff with this man

warnings: natural body stuff!! reader having some body image issues

— trust me that this sweet bunny will be the best at taking care of you when you need it

— he does so much research to understand your situation

— literally he will go to a bookshop and get female anatomy books (since he’s more versed on men). he’ll know all the helpful remedies as well as signs of anything harmful

— gene has MAGICAL touches

— he’ll push on your uterus with his hand, and the counter pressure against cramps feels AMAZING. he’ll do it for hours even when his hand starts to hurt

— for the nights you’re crying because your cramps are bad, he will stay up all night rubbing your back to help you sleep

— he never asks for anything in return

— often giving you chocolates, blueberries, and cranberry juice because he heard it helps

— him warming up blankets in the dryer and burrito-ing you

— sometimes you want to be left alone and he understands but he’ll check up on you every few hours (how can you deny him peeking around the doorway with those concerned puppy eyes?)

— he’ll do the household chores so you can just relax when it gets bad

— when you’re struggling with a rollercoaster of emotions, such as feeling ugly because you’re bloated or because your acne is acting up, gene will calmly reassure you

— “what you’re feeling is valid, but just know that to me you’re never ugly, dove”

— sometimes you cry over the littlest things because they either frustrate you or because it’s something so sweet (like squirrels playing in the yard), and gene becoming your emotional support teddy bear

— gene will bust out herbal remedies for any nausea you may have

— when he’s sent out for the mission to get pads/tampons, he will not know what would help the best but will literally get one of everything and he just looks like a lost kid carrying all these boxes

— and because of that, y’all have a cabinet full of different sizes of pads/tampons for every occasion (kind of like that spice cabinet everyone has lol)

— often going to him like, “i can’t tell if it’s cramps or appendicitis!”

— “my boob hurts but is it actually a heart attack?”

— “is it actually my period or am i internally bleeding?”

— gene giving you the softest look like ‘honey, you’re funny, you’re fine’, and giving the same response every time, “it’s just your period”

[butwhyduh]

Pregnancy scare with the Batboys?

These all happen at different times in their lives. Dick at 24, Jason 26, and Tim 20 because I feel like that’s the ages they’d like have this.

Warning: it’s gotta little bit of everything. Fluff, smut, convenience story robbery, blood, one little crude sex joke.

Dick

“I stopped at the store and got everything we need before the store comes in. Even got those pad tampon things you use,” Dick said waving the box proudly. You rolled your eyes and grabbed the box.

“And what prompted that?” You asked, eyes narrowed.

“A coupon deal on them,” Dick answered and you laughed.

“That makes more sense. Let me put these up and I’ll cook dinner,” you said, walking to the bathroom.

“Nope! I’m cooking,” Dick said happily.

“Okay,” you said planning to help him anyways.

You walked in the bathroom to put the box in your usual drawer only to find it full. When was the last time you needed one? You did the math and realized that it’s been almost 2 months. With your university schedule being crazy and Dick got hurt a few weeks ago, you’d forgotten all about your period.

You skin chilled at the thought. What if you were- what if you were pregnant? You were too young. You were 24 but it felt too young. You were only dating. You hadn’t gotten to the kids talk yet.

“Hey babe, where is the- what’s wrong?” Dick asked from the doorway. He looked at the package in your hand and the matching one in the drawer with confusion.

“Uh, I missed my period last month,” you said and his eyes widened. “I completely forgot.”

“Oh.”

He looked at you frozen. “Wait- are you saying you might be...”

“Maybe,” you answered. “We gotta get tests and everything. And stress can mess it up. And we’ve been using protection every time.”

“Yeah. I’ll run to the store, okay?” He said before hurrying out the door. You sat on the toilet with the box still in hand. What if you were pregnant? Dick was a good guy but he didn’t exactly have a ton of money. He was a part time gymnastics teacher. You were in college.

“Okay I got 4,” Dick said, back in record time. He gave you the bag and watched you.

“Dick?”

“Hu?”

“Get out of the bathroom.”

“Oh right,” he said, leaving and shutting the door. You could hear him pacing as you took the tests. You unlocked the door as you waited for the tests to finish. A neat little row of absolute terror on the side of the bathtub.

“Are they done?” Dick asked anxiously.

“No. We wait two minutes,” you said almost hollowly with stress and he nodded roughly.

“If you are... I’ll be here. I’ll be here for whatever you decide. No matter your choice,” Dick said holding your hands. You gulped.

“Yeah. Thanks. I can’t believe I forgot,” you said with a little laugh. He hugged your shoulders.

“Things have been crazy,” Dick said with a shrug. Your phone alarm went off and you quickly looked at all of the tests. Negative. You both relaxed. You sighed in relief.

“That would have been crazy,” you said with a laugh. Dick laughed a little too. “I am not ready to be a mom.”

“Yeah. Same. I’d need a better job and a better place. Not that there’s anything wrong with our apartment but it’s too small for a baby,” Dick rambled on. He stopped when he noticed your little grin. “You know, I meant what I said. I’m not going anywhere. I’m here for you.”

You didn’t answer but pulled him in for a kiss that Dick eagerly returned before finally pulling away because you were in the bathroom surrounded by used pregnancy tests and boxes of menstrual products.

“I’ll clean up while you get dinner started. Yeah?”

“Sounds like a plan,” Dick said with a kiss to your cheek.

Jason

You’d been thinking about it for a few days with a sense of denial. Your period was late. And you were mentally freaking out. You were too young. I mean, you were 26 but it felt too young! Your relationship was too new! You had been dating for 2 years but it felt too fast!

You hurried down to a corner store that you didn’t normally visit near your apartment to grab some tests. You jumped a little when the bell on the door rang as another customer entered the store. You had been too worried and stressed about picking from the 7 different types of pregnancy tests. Were they all the same or totally different? You just wanted to know ‘baby or naw.’ You grabbed three and put them in a hand basket.

“PUT your hands up where we can see them,” a man yelled and you froze before looking up, your hands above your head, basket on your wrist. “Take off any jewelry and pull out your wallets. We’ll be taking those,” a man in a ski mask said. There were a total of 12 customers and 2 shop clerks.

You carefully pulled your crossbody bag off your shoulder and held it out. A man grabbed it roughly from you and you made a tiny noise that made him smile. He looked you over and you wanted to shrink away.

There was a loud crashing noise as the side glass was broken and a man with a pair of guns blazing stood in the middle. The bright red helmet let you know that it was Jason and you almost sagged in relief. Almost. He pointed the gun at both criminals and shot at their knees. The rubber bullets hit them both in the knees and they fell before you could even move. He quickly punched them both in the head and they lost consciousness. Jason roughly tied them up by the register and everyone started to leave the building quickly while grabbing their things.

Jason grabbed you and pulled you from the building and up to the roof, basket still on your wrist. He rolled his helmet off and looked you over.

“Are you alright?” He asked holding your face in his hands. You grasped his wrists.

“I’m fine. I’m fine,” you reassured him. He looked you over before his eyes fell to the basket. Jason froze as he looked at the contents. A candy bar and 3 pregnancy tests.

“Are you? Why do you have these?” He asked, looking at your face quickly. You sat the basket down.

“Maybe,” you answered quietly. His mouth opened a little as if you speak but he didn’t. “I mean, I’m late.”

“Okay. Alright,” he said nodding. “We just need to test first. God, you were almost shot and you might be pregnant.”

He pulled you tightly in his arms until the armor pressed against you. Jason’s lips pressed against the side of your head. For one of the first times, he looked scared.

Back at your apartment, you could hear Jason pacing as you took the test. You unlocked the door and he came in, staring at them. Neither one of you spoke before the results came in. Negative. You breathed a sigh of relief.

“I would have been there for you. No matter what. But I’m glad that it’s negative. We should plan this stuff, you know? My job... it’s too dangerous,” Jason said carefully.

“I know. We can’t,” you said with a dry smile.

“I’d quit. If you were. So that you and the baby would be safe,” he said and you quickly looked at him.

“You shouldn’t have to,” you said.

“But I would.”

Tim

Tim’s hands were tight on your hips as he thrust in your from behind and you couldn’t stop making little noises. God, were you always this tight? He could barely control himself and the second you clamped around him in pleasure, Tim came as well. Both of you panted as he roughly and slowly thrust through your highs. Tim pushed in deeply before stopping to catch his breath and then pulling out.

“Fuck,” he said in a terrified voice. You turned to look at him confused. “The condom came off.”

Your eyes widened at the implication. “Did you- did you finish inside?” You asked as cold panic flooded your body. You were only using condoms at this point in time.

“Yeah. Definitely,” he said, looking down and in literally any other situation he would have loved the sight before him. His cum leaked out of you and Tim winced.

After a few minutes of trying to finally get the useless condom out, you were almost in full freak out. You were only 20. You couldn’t get pregnant!

“I’ll get plan B. Unless you don’t want it,” Tim said looking at you.

“Good idea. We definitely need that,” you said nodding. “But you can’t go to the store and buy plan B. Timothy Drake-Wayne buys plan B. Playboy like his father Bruce Wayne? I could just see the headline. I’ll go.”

“Smart,” he said. You quickly took a shower and threw on clothes before running down to a pharmacy. Your heart pounded as you asked the pharmacist for a plan B but she simply gave you a box that you paid for. You took the pill before even leaving the store and threw away the evidence as if someone cared what you did.

That night you had some nausea and cramping but were fine otherwise. Tim was extra nice in the next few weeks as you both waited to see if your period would ever come. He put in effort to see you more often and stay off his phone when you were together. Finally you woke up one morning with cramps where actually pleasantly happy to see that you had finally started to bleed. That didn’t happen often.

You told Tim who sagged in relief. He didn’t even know how much tension he held in his body before releasing it. He kissed your cheek and you laughed a little.

“Never buying that brand of condoms again,” he swore.

“I’m making an appointment to get birth control,” you said and he quickly turned to you.

“Really? No more condoms?” Tim said hopefully.

“It’ll take a little while to start working but yeah,” you said with a little smile. “Then I can be your Twinkie instead of your toaster strudel,” you laughed.

“Wow. I wish I could time travel to unhear that,” Tim said covering his face with a hand while laughing.

“You know that’s a good joke,” you laughed pushing his shoulder.

“...yeah,” he said with a grin.

[ps-i-dont-even-know]

Devil may cry parent headcanons

Dante

He probably is a fun dad but at the same time don't leave your kids with him, it would be a disaster

Will wake up to crying at 12 am and try to put the kid back to sleep, ends up with both of them watching tv instead

This man will do anything with your kid, they want to go to the park, sure he'll have to keep an eye on them. They want to see the movies, sure has to be below pg or he will never hear the end of it from the nightmares his kids have. Want to go to the zoo, sure he just needs to make sure they don't go into the exhibit.

He will play dress up and tea time with them. He will put on a dress and have them do his makeup just so he can go to tea time, and might start some beef with Mr teddy for stealing his cupcakes, but he will do it proudly.

He will try to do their hair in the morning for school, again he is not the best at it and will probably give them crooked pigtails, he's trying he really is.

Can't cook for shit, I'm sorry if you think he could cook please take a look at all the pizza box stored around his shop. Like he will take cooking lessons or watch cooking shows but dear god how do you set fire to milk.

He will always be there for his kid to vent even if he doesn't know how to respond he will sit and let them rant about stuff, also trying to cheer them up because he doesn't want to see them sad

If they brought their homework to him he would be confused he can barely pay his bills i don't think he knows how to do math, but drama he will rock that stuff his acting skills are on point even if it's cheesy

Will waste all his money on the kid, toys, clothes, video games, you name it he will buy it and give to the kid

Remember how I said not to leave your kid alone with Dante yeah, he may or may noteave his weapons/devilarms around for the kids to grab them, like halfway of Dante walking into the main room and he sees ebony in his kids mouth he tricksters all the way to them and quickly grab ebony before anything bad happens, but the kid will start crying and he has to find something for them to mess with or he'll get a headache

He accidently devil triggered in front of his kid now depending on which one he get two responses and he's expecting screaming for both, but if its regular dt like humanish looking one, "woah, dad grew scales and wings, are you a lizard king?" Now its his Sin Dt he would get "Oo, daddys a gaint dragon" for both case they will proceed to touch his scales? And will be all over him trying to climb him to the point he literally has to switch out of dt so they don't get hurt. Also he's a heat source for winter if the heating doesn't get paid for.

If his kid comes out as any of the lgbtq+ he would be supportive and loves them for who they are, I also see him being apart of it too.(I know a few people see him as asexual I do too, as well as bisexual)

Vergil

Look this guy probably has no clue what he's doing, even if we wish he could've taken care of Nero (at least I do) he didn't and now he has another kid to take care

Please help him hold the baby, he can't properly do it at all, he's just holding them by their chest and staring at them with confusion as the child cry, "why won't they stop screaming?"

He will get the hang of taking care of the kid, but please don't leave him alone with them for long he still has no clue what he's doing half the time

"Hey can I hang out with (insert name) at the mall?", "Do I know their mom?", "Uh, no", "Do I know their dad?", "No" Then that settles it, you can't go", "But-", "No buts, if I don't know their parents you can't go, and that's finale"

Can he cook, probably but he's been in hell for most of his life and doesn't know what he's doing half the time. Thank god for cooking shows and book he at least tries a learn how to cook, and doesn't burn anything unlike someone else

He will read the kids William Blake or other bed time stories before bed time, and will do activities where they try to make up poems he has to thank Nero for the idea

Speak of Nero, if Vergil has a mission he will leave his kids with him, he's not trusting Dante at all. Nero absolutely loves his step siblings even if their like a few years younger than him, they will either play with the other kids at the orphanages or play Nero which consist of Video games, sometimes sword fights if they beg long enough, or just talk about the stuff their dad and uncle does that are stupid and make fun of them for it.

Also that one dad to try and help with math homework but makes the kid cry because they don't understand the problem and he's yelling at them "What's 2 x 2?" Its traumatizing please someone tell him to cool it or his kid is going to have problems when it comes to yelling and math, also complains how he didn't learn it that way as a kid, I promise you he was homeschooled.

Now his kids can vent to him but he has no clue what to do nor have much good advice but he will give what he knows even if it's not the best.

This can go many ways, this man know his kid is getting bullied he will go down to the school with the Yamato and threaten someone's life, give his kid the sword for them to deal with it instead, or use some brain cells and deal with it like civil people and we hope he chooses the last one

Now he's a little careful with his devil trigger and doesn't want to scare his kids, but its by accident really and he expects screaming, just like Dante he gets two responses. Regular dt and I'm going off of 4 because I don't think he has one in dmc5, "Dad, why didn't you tell me/us your secretly a bug, don't worry well keep you away from shoes." If its Sin Dt, "Wow, your a dragon this whole time, does this mean I'm also a dragon, where do you keep your stashed gold?", I feel like for his regular dt they will sometimes smack him with a fyswatter and he has to turn out of his sin dt quickly because they want to mess with the fire coming out of him.

If his kids come out as lgbtq+ he will be supportive and a little confused because he has no clue what it is. They have to explain what it means and what their sexuality means, he'll still be supportive and loves his kids no matter what they are

Nero

Out of Vergil and Dante, he's probably the one who knows more about taking care of kids since he grew up with them in an orphanage and takes care of them

I feel he's like a mix between Dante and Vergil, Fun dad but will put his foot down on somethings

If its a girl you bet he will go out to a store at whatever time it is and buy then pad/tampon when their monthly comes no questions asked he just knows. If its a dude he will give the talk, not just protection but what not to do, like when a girl tells him to stop he needs to stop, no advancing on or anything like that (I feel like the no advancing will also go for the girl)

Doesn't do favoritism, he hates that stuff since he technically dealt with it as a kid, if one kid ask why he loves the other more than them he will shut that down quickly and tell them he loves them equally and will move moons for them to both be happy

Best cook hands down, and will let his kids help if they want to but keeps them away from sharp objects. He will also take them out to dinner if he doesn't want to cook

He's decent with homework, and goes about it in a fun learning experience for the both of them, if they get an answer right they get a point that they can trade for something special later kne, if they get it wrong they will go over it again, but still get a point because no favoritism. He also help make a volcano, but also put a little extra pizzazz to it, and might have caused the whole kitchen to be a different color now.

His kids can vent to him, he will understand and try to help give advice for some issues, also takes them out of the house to do something they want to do to cheer them up

He will encourage his kids to follow what they want to do, play a sport? He will show up to every game, even if that means giving Dante his mission he will. A club? He will make sure they have everything they need for that club and be on time for it, be it art, book, yearbook, student council, etc. They want to do boy scout/girl scout, he will make sure he gets them a vest and help put pins on as well. He will be the number one supportive dad

As soon as his kid comes to him crying about how some other kid is bullying them he will be mad, he'll reassuring his kid that they are amazing first, then go to the school, if they don't do anything he will go straight to the parent and make sure that their kid doesn't mess with his anymore.

Will watch anime with them, if they agree that is don't want your dad into your stuff. But like he's absolutely into it, he seems like the person to like Bleach (this was not intentional I complete forgot that the voice actor for Nero also did Ichigo) or Cowboy Bebop. Maybe sailor moon but you won't hear him say it

Look he's really new to the devil trigger business, the only thing close he had was that ghost creature, so keeping this thing in check and not popping up randomly is hard. His kids reaction are, "You hair is longer, are you like rapunzel, oh wait you have wings and a crown your an angel. Oh can I braid your hair please," of course he will let them braide his hair he can't say no to a pouting face, they also will poke his wings to see if their real.

He will definitely support his kid if their aprat of the lgbtq+, will buy them flags, merch, you name it. He want his kid to feel safe and loved

Lady and Trish

Look I can't separate these two, when I first saw them I thought they were girlfriends, and I can't let that go. But these two would definitely be the fun and protective mom

So considering Trish and Lady are both females they definitely have to adopt of course, now Lady may not know if its half demon or full, but Trish does and she probably would help the kid when they get older since she knows about the demon body considering she has one, if its human Lady knows the most about the stuff going on when they get older and has I already planned out.

Now Lady has to be the protective mom because the shit happen with her dad she definitely doesn't want anything bad to happen to their kid, and Trish is like you do you kid if you get hurt you learn from it "its the demon way of raising" she says. Though she still will watch over them and make sure they don't get themselves severely hurt

They will buy their kid anything, and take them out shopping. It's like a spin the wheel of pay to see if they will pay for the stuff or put it under Dante's name for shits and giggles

Lady has to like keep her weapons locked up somewhere safe, unlike Dante, she's more careful with her weapons

If their kid is mad or something Trish will take them to some deserted area with some random stuff she found that isn't in use and have their kid throw it in the air so she can blow it up with her lighting, you know to blow steam off

Trish or Lady tell their kid the stupidest thing Dante has done or said, if they visit Dante please note one will scream if Dante says something about a soul, "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with Light" and get the voice crack right too, he will look so embarrassed

Now Trish might not know anything about homework she'll support the best she can but Lady knows most of the stuff and will help.

Trish will tell their king everything about Hell, who's in charge, what creatures are there, the history of it all. Its a great learning experience until you tell them that the female demons kill the male after finishing mating

If they are out in public and some guy is hitting on their kid and their tell him no, protective mom mode is on. Mostly Lady has to stop Trish from frying thr guy, but Lady will give the man a price of her mind saying if he tries to do this shit again with her kid he will be going home with a foot straight up his ass. So now no man tries to hit on her

Definitely let the kids go venting to them, they give the best cuddled, some good advice, and shopping if they say someone's bullying them they will see that the parent deals with their kid.

They knew their kid was apart of lgbtq+, of course their supportive of who they are, they are dating of course. They will take them to a pride march in June

Kyrie

Look, LOOK, she is an amazing mom, so caring but also will put her foot down on somethings

Besides Nero she is a good cook and baker, while she doesn't want kids in the kitchen while she's cooking will will have them help with baking sweet

Reads bedtime stories and tucks her kids in and kiss goodnight (ugh my heart hurts I love this)

She will play video games with her kids mostly on the wii, she still the champion on Mario Kart and Just Dance no one has taken their spot yet, even Nero tries

Packs lunch for her kids and puts a note in it telling them that she loves them and hope they have the best day

She does worry about them from time to time when they go over a friends house, only because of what happened to her brother and then Nero she doesn't want anything to happen to her kids

Tells them not to climb the tree in their backyard, what does one of them do, they climb it and accidently falls down. She goes to them saying "You know I told you not to do it, and you did it anyways, you need to be more careful and listen to me. I'm not doing this because I'm being uptight I'm doing this for your safety I want you to be able to do the things you want in the future"

I feel like she's the same way with friends like Vergil, if she doesn't know the parents then you can't go out or over their house

She is really a good listener and help with advice, so venting to her is a really great idea also will ask about your feelings and how your doing someday, like she knows your in a sad mood

She also good with homework, I feel like she wanted to become a teacher as well as study for it, but instead stuck with taking care of orphans, so she probably homeschools her kids too

She also makes the kids clothes time to time, they have little sweaters or shirts that are soft and comfortable

She is so supportive of her kids if they come out lgbtq+, she doesn't care as long as their happy thats all that matters.

Nico

Now I love Nico amazing and pretty girl but don't leave a child with her, just like Dante it will be a disaster, but she probably would try to be a better parent than her since he technically wa this weird freaky man who experimented on demons or was weird.

Let's start with teaching the kid every swear word she knows and tells them to go up to Nero call him one of those names, she will hear her name being screamed and find an angry Nero going over to her as she burst into fits of laughter

Will be extra pair of arms when getting a tool they need for fixing the van, when Nero does understand what a Dohicky is

I think Nico can cook, its decent not bad or good, she did nearly burn the van down from trying to cook turkey.

She will try and cut back on smoking or at least not doing it when the kid is around because its bad for them, Nero scoffs because she nags him when he tells her to stop, but not her kids

Now her kids could bring homework to her, like he's good in math, engineering, and probably biology, but she'll act as if she never even seen the stuff in her life, because she wants to get her learn it and not her just giving them the answer. But if their kid is in a science fair I bet she will help make something totally child friendly(its not really), it kind of gets her and her kid ban from doing anymore science fairs.

She will teach then everything she knows about Demon, mostly the biology of it, and when Nero brings a demon part for his breakers, she goes in explain how she turns them into those.

Will tease her kids if they talk about their crush, she's a huge teaser so saying something about someone they really like or anything its a mistake, she will embarrass them in front of their crush, but she means well

If they try to change the channel of the radio she swats their hand saying the driver picks the music and the passenger has to sit and listen.

If she's busy with something she will let Nero and Kyrie babysit her kids, she trust them and the kids love Nero and Kyrie.

Tries to teach her kids how to drive when their of age to learn, but Nero and Kyrie won't let her considering how she drives and that the instructor is more legal to do it.

No but she will tease her kid a bit if they come out lgbtq+ too, of course she supportive I kind of see her being apart of lgbtq+ as well

*Bonus because it seemed reasonable to just put this one here like this*

Nero, Dante, Vergil, Lady, Trish, Nico

They will teach their kid self defense, and how to use a weapon. While they rather their kids have a normal life instead of a demon hunter for many reasons, they at least want their kid to take care of themselves if they find themselves in a situation where their life is on the line

[solarpunksoup]

Hey!! I’ve read your post about what we can do in terms of solarpunk and I would like to know how to organise a clothes closet in my school. I usually leave my old clothes (my weight changes often so I usually thrift, don’t worry, I try to build an oversized capsule wardrobe to buy less) in our apartment complex where anyone can take it (my friend took a printed copy of some painting and waits for me to move out so that I can take it) but I am inexperienced in terms of schools. I don’t know how it will work because our school is literal hell for mutual aid. For example, we have free lunches for students who are from families with 3+ children but many people don’t eat them and leave them. I almost had to physically fight to get some free untouched food but the cook took two plates and wouldn’t let me eat a piece. Pretty sure she dumps it in the trash. I hunt everyone with free food now but our school workers don’t allow anything free for students. One person put a box with many pads in the bathroom and they were gone in a day. Nobody refills it anymore. They are also against any direct action as they took off the posters I made about how the war is destructive. The school psychologist tried to tell the police when I hit a guy who had been bullying me for a year. Yeah, he wanted to call the police on ME. This all ended when this student was expelled for stealing vodka during a school trip to another country. My girlfriend’s classmates had to buy a kettle themselves even though every classroom has one. When we have holidays, we spend our money on decorations and do that instead of lessons. And of course, it is mandatory to participate. Any ideas on how to radicalise my school and not get in trouble? I live in Russia, if it helps

hey! i just saw this ask! sorry about that. thats a lot to unpack and super stressful, i totally get it. my school was the same way when i was in high school.

for the clothing closet, we had a dedicated room later on where it had actual shelves and whatnot, and people would donate clothes by trashbag full and volunteers (rare but when they did) would sort, fold and put them away. at the start, we just had a few of those rolling coat racks that we would put by the student center with clothes on it.

as for the pads, the best thing that i personally think you can do is keep stocking them if you can. this happened to me, and i wish i had kept at it and refilling it. if people are taking them, its because they have a need. nobody takes pads and tampons for no reason. i would refill it a few times and bring it up to the school. like here is what happened, so this is proof its needed. me personally, i hated asking the office ladies for tampons and pads, so i would avoid it at all costs, so these little bins were helpful. there were also times in my life where freely given sanitary items were what i had, so you could bring a point like that up to the school.

im sorry about the school lunch thing, that sounds awful. i dont have many tips for you there unfortunately. and with the police and the posters, i’m not really sure how to help you there. i’m not russian myself so i dont know much about the laws and civil rights of students, and i dont want to give you advice that could endanger you, but that is totally unfair and i dont agree with it. i’m really sorry you have to deal with that.

my best piece of advice is to keep up what youre doing. it sounds like you are definitely making a difference, even if its just stirring the pot to let them know you notice whats going on, and that people dont agree. personally, i would keep putting up posters, but i’d be careful not to be seen. i’d do what i could to keep stocking sanitary items, and i would try to involve more people in the less risky, less obviously radical parts of it, like asking people to help stock the closet and the sanitary items, and maybe a community garden. even seeing if theres a way the students could get involved in prepping the free food, or even just communal lunch, would be really awesome! it could be a way for them to find time in valuing and getting used to the idea of serving each other, which could warm them up to other ideas. maybe not the whole student body yet, but even just some kind volunteers who can be nice to assholes could make a huge difference.

best of luck to you, and all of my condolences to your situation. youre doing awesome and you are making a difference, even if it doesnt seem like a lot and even if its just getting noticed.

[theboardwalkbody]

If I don't get out of this house and get my own place I am going to kill myself.

I went from one bedroom and an office to one 10x8 bedroom that acts as an office and bedroom. All my belongings are in boxes in a basement. My daily necessities are cluttering up my room so bad I can't function. I have no room for my clothes other than one single dresser (I used to have a closet and three dressers).

Now I am being told I can no longer keep my pillowcases and bedsheets, tampons, pads, extra toothpastes, hand soaps, razors, etc., in the bathroom linen closet because they're suddenly "taking up too much room" and "you don't need more than one bedsheet anyway".

The groceries I buy for myself are getting eaten by others. Or thrown out to make more room for their dinners. Sometimes being straight up put in my bedroom because it's "taking up too much space" in the fridge.

I used to have some mugs. They're now in a box in the basement because "you have too many you don't need those" meanwhile they have TWO full cabinets of THEIR mugs.

Not to mention the molded carpet in the BATHROOM that she is REFUSING to have removed because her "feet get cold" and the green carpet from 1965 that is so old there's holes in it that is also being refused replacement because "it's fine it's just old". Or the mold in the bathroom. Or the termites eating the foundation. Or the superficial tree roots ripping apart the concrete walkways that are full of cracks and missing chunks.

The house is literally falling apart. I am having more and more of my stuff taken away. Being confined to a smaller and smaller amount of room.

And we wonder why my depression has gotten worse.

And we get on my case about that too.

"oh you need to get out of your room more" And go where?

"you need to stop sleeping so much" Why? 90% of the things that made me happy are gone.

"you need to go outside and work out more" glad we're also adding in my weight to this ever increasingly shitty situation. But when I try to buy food for myself that's better and healthier than going out to buy food daily it gets tossed or eaten before I can eat it.

"you need to stop buying things" I know. Because you're just gonna make me get rid of it anyway.

"you need to work more hours" why? So I'm out of the house more? I never leave my room, I'm literally not bothering you at all.

"you need to make more money, find a different job". With a higher pay comes higher stress which I can not handle. I am staying in my lane as far as stress and responsibility goes.

I want to move out but I can't. Not with a Poor rated credit score. No savings. High debt thanks to student loans and past mistakes. And definitely not in this housing market where the average cost of a home in NJ is half a million. And rent is at an average of 3k per month for most pet friendly studio apartments. Which I am automatically disqualified for anyway due to my credit (and also automatically disqualified for home loans as well).

I don't have anyone with good credit to find a place with. Plus my credit score would drag theirs down (both people in the lease means adding both credit scores and dividing by two, with my credit score even someone with an 800, which is pretty much unrealistic and would probably be lower, would be dragged down to the 680s which would determine interest, monthly payments and eligibility).

So basically there's like no point to anything. No assistance. No help. No way of digging out of the hole. No hope.

[theyscreamjade]

Headcanon of Todoroki, Iida and Bakugou when their Female Y/N who's in her period?

Periods

HOW FUCKING IRONIC?! MY IRREGULAR ASS DECIDES TO START THEIRS RIGHT. BEFORE. THANKSGIVING!! Ugh...I literally had this is my drafts for months. Thank you, My dear Anon.

Disclaimer: Cursing, Gore and Sad Movies

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Tenya Iida.

* (I’ve been DYING to use this man!)

* My dear jet-engine, woman respect drinking man will be your go-to man through everything.

* If you need him to grab you snacks, like candy and chocolate or something. He’s zooming to grab anything you could possibly need.

* When it comes to pads or tampons..you’ll need to be a bit detailed for him. Extremely detailed, he’s not dumb but he’s trying to get the EXACT product you need.

* “Got it! Overnight pads (or tampons)! I’ll be back soon!”

* I see him as the absolute snuggle type, only if you allow him. He’ll hold the heating pad to your stomach while holding you close.

* If you over-bleed and stain your clothes and sheets, he’ll softly wake you up and suggest you take a shower or run a bath for you. The sweet smell of vanilla will imitate through the bathroom.

* While you’re soaking, he’s cleaning the bed and making it up to a perfect military bed again.

* When you’re done, he’ll sneak out to grab your favorite meal for you two to share while watching whatever movie you wish to watch.

* If you cry while watching the movie, he’s there to wipe your tears and kiss your worries away while the movie ‘Inside & Out’

* In all honestly, this man gives me boyfriend vibes that’d you love to take home to your father ASAP.

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Katsuki Bakugo

* He doesn’t have a full understanding of periods like others.

* He just basically knows that before you have it, you’re horny, snappy, hungry and often crying mess and when it’s here it seems to increase with blood included.

* That’s...that’s all he knows.

* So! When you’re locked in your room and you’re dear boyfriend walks in, holding a bag full of snacks he knows you like before you could even dare to ask.

* You just want to cry while those blankets are piled on you.

* Pads and tampons will be a job of Mina, he’s not risking himself to even attempt that.

* He doesn’t care if Mina’s on a date or anything, she’s buying them or you. He’s a perfectionist and doesn’t want to mess it up.

* “You’re fuckin insane if you think I’m buying that. I’m calling Mina, Dumbass.”

* He kinda hates the heating pad..why?

* Because he’s hot and he doesn’t understand why in the world would you even want to buy that stupid thing.

* When you do decide to cuddle this brat, he’s taking extra precautions for body because there’s a possibility you’re sore.

* If you over-bleed and stain your pants and the bed, he won’t even say anything. When you wake up and go to use the restroom and to shower.

* Boom, Bed changed and remade, a new pair of clothes on the bed as Bakugo’s still laying on the bed, casually watching tv.

* He’ll literally internally panic when you cry but he’ll hold you close. He’ll press you into his chest, wrapping his arms around your body while you cry your heart out about the fireflies death in ‘The Princess and The Frog’

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Shoto Todoroki

(Can We Just Admire How Amazing This Gif Is?)

* Another poor soul who doesn’t KNOW anything about periods. UNTIL HE STARTED DATING YOU, that’s when he found out because half the time his sister basically locked herself in the room.

* Should’ve seen his face when you announced you were on your period off the first time when you two we’re together.

* (Don’t worry, he got the hang of it.)

* This man got so good at it, when you pull out those joggers from the drawer, he knows.

* Snacks? He already had them prepared beforehand, before you could even whine out a single complain, it’s in your hands.

* Now, When it comes to pads or tampons, he just prefers to take the empty box or a picture of it and get it that way. It’s easier and less mishap. He’s getting more than one though, I mean he may buy three of them so you’ll have some the next time too.

* “Here baby, I made sure to buy three this time since you ran out.”

* DON’T YOU DARE WASTE YOUR MONEY ON A HEATING PAD WHEN YOU GOT THIS ICY-HOT MAN HERE!

* JUST. CUDDLE. YOUR. ASS. TO. THAT LEFT. SIDE!!

* With his hand on your stomach, it usually ends up with him being the big spoon during cuddle time.

* While you’re sleeping, Shoto will run bath water for you and have it smelling. The sweet smell of relaxing lavender with bath salts in as well.

* He’ll wake you up and usher you to the bathroom, undressing your body until you’re comfortable in the tub. While you’re there, he’s changing the sheets and everything for you and laying out a pair of pajamas as well.

* While you’re getting dressed, he’s cooking your and his favorite meal which you two share while watching ‘Grave Of The Fireflies’

* (D...Don’t even try to watch that movie..)