#These are really fun

[toothbrushfingers]

Tuffnut holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Hiccup: You did WHAT–

Snotlout: William Snakepeare

[orionscelt]

Wand requests! - for @radicalbillie , @cuffmeinblack , @crowlipso , @rednite-dork and @thecoolestmango

[transmascmikey]

i couldn't resist

[queenofallimagines]

Hiya, I just read your Lucifer with a devotee ask and I was wondering if you could do the same with Leviathan or Diavolo from Obey Me?

Absolutely beloved! I am not sure how TF I didn’t see this?? (Writing really long Fics is actually so much work)

Leviathan:

- shook

- Literally at a loss

-Thinks you’re joking

- He will notice you, but def won’t notice that YOU are his Henry

- Probably will be like “you’re def not as good at them”

- And gushes about his Henry, and you’re just like 🤨📸

- All the brothers are surprised you follow him and look out for him so easily

- During the TSL arc the only time you’ve ever feared him was then

- after that you flat out don’t talk to him

- Avoid him

- He feels bad but not really bc “why would he feel bad about hurting a normie’s feelings”

- Your pact mark glows then too because I think if you were his devotee he would give you a pact easily after working with you for a while

- Levi was too upset to notice the searing pain in his chest when he attacked you

- Or how cold he felt right after

- Mammon nursing your sprained wrist, and you’re barely listening to him

- Well end up making you spill the beans, and he is FLOORED that you have a pact w Levi bc uh hello?? He’s your FIRST MAN??

- He will keep this a secret but the way more protective of you

- The house is low-key really awkward because of y'all too

- mammon giving Levi the stink eye

- Levi upset he’s feeling so many hurt feelings because he still don’t get y'all two are connected

- Gets REALLY depressed when his most beloved Henry isn’t picking up

- Like he can’t even feel your presence??

- Will barge into your room back in the human realm and move all the shit in your alter around wondering WTF is going on

- Maybe you’re at work or something, weird he didn’t know but okay

- Tries three more times, and you’re not there

- Worried something happened to you

- Gets super upset and Lucifer is like bro wtf is you sniffling for??

- dinner is wild bc when is the HOL not like a soap opera 😭

- Asmo is like the human you made a pact with??

- Asking Lucifer to check and see if your dead because he can only mildly feel your presence, but you’re not talking to him

- Mammon is uncharacteristically quiet

- He’s side eyeing the light blue mark glowing under the table (I HC that his would be in a place that’s always covered like right below your hipbone or like lower back and not more visible the other brothers marks)

- And then looking at you like “are you good?”

- Levi still babbling on about his Henry, and he’s upset they aren’t here

- Mammon is your protector, and he’s gonna stand on business about you EVERY time

- Also he can’t help not saying some slick shit 💀

- “Maybe if ya didn’t try to kill them your ‘precious’ Henry would want to talk to you

- Levi windows blue screen resetting Rn

- Satan messy bitch number 2 just hums and is like “I had my suspicions, but I wasn’t completely sure you were one of his followers”

- Asmo is gushing about how cute this is

- And ofc Levi is too awkward and anxious to even look you in the eye

- Dinner is still awkward but goes by smoother than before

- You go to your room to mind your business as you do, and you hear this timid ass knock on the door

- Like nobody in this house knocks that MF soft Levi IK it’s you

- Shuffles into your room w his head down and starts fumbling over his worlds

-“ you could have told me it was you…”

- “Didn’t think I had to. I never thought you would hurt me….”

- Shaking in his boots as he rambles out an apology and starts spiraling honestly

- You can barely hear him talking low as hell

- “Gah! And then I was bragging to you about YOU… How embarrassing!”

- You let him know you forgive him by teasing him

- “…….so….your so-called Henry was your most favorite?”

- He’s literally fighting for his life MC, please spare him

- Will act like hot shit lmao

- Monopolizing all your time too, like the other 6 bothers are exhausted

- Can’t even work towards getting belphie out of the attic because he’s always taking up your time

- “Sorry I’m borrowing them because we’re going top secret ritual stuff”

- “You are literally just going to play the new Ruri-Chan game”

- “OKAY AND???”

- Asmo sitting back and watching the chaos bc he knows y'all getting down and nasty on the regular

- “Someone go tell them to relax I can hear thumping because they’ve been gaming all morning”

- And he’s blowing your back out and realigning your chakras

- Like you can only cover up the scratch marks and hickeys with his clothes for so long

[blueengland]

Aromantic flag colour picked from McDonalds Big Mac.

[much-ado-about-whomst]

imagine if Ness dies like how The Detective died in the show and Mike had to watch and when Ness gets revived Mike almost bursts into tears

- Securitywaiter ETN anon

When Ness dies, Mike looses it. He gets angry at the other contestants, tries to fight people, has to be held back from fighting the monster dragging Ness away.

But he never give into dispare (like Colleen does) though he desperately wants to. Mike knows he has to keep fighting to make it out alive. Make it home to Abby. Its what Ness would want from him.

Mike isnt one of the people to choose who comes back, and hes mentally going insane. He wants to make a case for Ness (they all know he does) but he doesn't want to upset them and cause them to choose someone else. So he bites his tounge, clenches his fists, and prays to people he doesnt believe in that ness will return to him.

When Ness steps through the door, Mike is rooted to the spot. Tears are rushing down his face, and he cannot believe his eyes. Then he barrels himself into Ness. Holding him tightly.

Ness, who is obviously v confused, staggers back, looks down, recognizes the shaking lump of a person clinging to him, and hugs him back.

"It's alright Sugar. I'm here. I don't know why I'm here, but I am here."

The rest of the group let them have their moment before getting back to buissness

[honeyblockm]

message from mr foolish gamers

just the foosh and reference image under the cut. here's the last time i did something like this

[with-eyes-closed]

The Beatles rehearsing for Night of a Hundred Stars, 23 July 1964.

[fuzzytadpole]

Another (kinda messy) board ✨✨✨

[zillaphoneswag]

🩷🎵🌊 (ask game)

Thank you so much for the ask! Hmm let’s see.

🩷: A novelist. It’s been my dream for over a decade. Or a screenwriter, which I also love.

🎵: Maya Hawke, Mt. Joy, Chappell Roan, The Midnight, Fleetwood Mac, The Cure, RKS

🌊: Well…I usually write about what I like in terms of kinks, which isn’t really a lot. Like the fic I just posted was at least two of mine (praise kink, mommy kink). I think it’d probably just be an ass kink that I haven’t gotten comfortable with in terms of writing. But also I’m such a vanilla person when it comes to myself so that’s usually what I write. This was a long answer but you asked haha

[murderoushagthesequel]

more ships to pair with random aus

1. jegulus

2. dorlene

3. pandalily

hehehe

regulus works at a movie theater

soccer (football) rivals to lovers

fame and dancing in the rain. that makes no sense.

[sylphidae]

Unfortunately, due to the horrors of capitalism, your boyfriend is now subscription-based instead of a one-time payment. I'm so sorry, he's now only $5.99 a month with minimal ads.

[we-rate-maruki]

My version of Maruki

Hope this feels better soon

What fantastic Marukis!

I like Vamp Maruki’s nails and cozy sweater. He looks so happy~

Cat Maruki cat is giving golden compass x persona vibes. DOUBLE EARS

Panther Maruki putting the nyaa in nyarlothotep.

Menacing Maruki emanates ominous positivity. This MUST feel better soon, it has no choice.

19/10 them’s some Marukis

[miniscule-meow]

Which one of your characters would win a pottery contest, my money's on Isabelle.

You're really good at this, anon. Isabell would for sure be great at pottery!! I bet she would really enjoy it too. She loves crafting, building, creating. That would be right up her ally for sure.

Zeke would probably fare pretty well, he's really crafty and has a lot of dexterity. I also think that Zeke is one of those people that's just weirdly good at almost everything. But, I don't think he would like doing pottery all that much. He doesn't really like getting his hands dirty.

Felix and Marcus and Lark would all get too frustrated and rage quit after probably 3 failed attempts. They're way too impatient for something like that.

Charlie would also be really frustrated but she would finish the piece out of pure spite and determination. It just wouldn't be good, and she'd be mad about it.

Deckard isn't good at crafty things, and I'm not sure he could even be convinced to try pottery. He doesn't like doing things he knows he's not good at.

[bella-caecilia]

For the wip ask: look (or eyes) :)

Look + Eyes:

Cora huffed inwardly and blinked her eyes to focus on the meeting she was finally present at.

“We only have so many options to realise a higher bed count,” Dr Clarkson emphasised with a stern look at Isobel. “We–”

“Yes, very well. But isn’t it more important to ensure the proper workspace for the staff?” Isobel interrupted in her usual confident and slightly displeased tone.

[incorrectinfinity]

Working on another B)