*Buck and Eddie after the ambulance blew up*
Eddie: You are a badass under pressure.
Buck: Who, me?
Eddie, distracted by Buck's arms: Yeah man, you can blow my back any day.
Buck, immediately: I will blow your back every day.
Eddie: What?
Buck: What?
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Needless to say, Garak hadn't considered that. <3
[image ID: Screencap (source: star-trek.info) of Elim Garak and Julian Bashir in the DS9 episode "The Wire", with a tumblr post by @divorce-enjoyer overlaid to make it look like Julian is saying "well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object"]
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*naked woman drives into the 118*
Eddie: *puts his hand up* oh my GOD
Buck: cap,,,, what-
Bobby: blanket. check her.
Bobby: eddie u ID her
Eddie: … no
Bobby: … ??
Eddie: SHES NAKED IM TOO GAY FOR THIS
Buck: *tripping somewhere* she also hasn’t given consent !!!
Eddie: um,, ya 🙄
Eddie: what the boyfriend said
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Sundays in Soho: taxis gleam lazy over the crook of denham st, crisp clear sunlight strikes my cheek, bitter cold—flotsam of cigarettes piled up at the curb—smell of stale beer, rubber, pastry—squeezing the glass door of bar italia where strangers, who are immediately friendly, are ending their night or starting their day with espresso—berwick st is still asleep under cobbles—in the devonshire they wave away my money, I nurse my guinness at the window, watching dogs and coats and glittering rickshaws—feeling the day could go anywhere from here
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Ichigo: I won't fight you, you haven't harmed any of my buddies.
Ulquiorra: I was the one that kidnapped Orihime.
Ichigo: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
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