dentdinamo

[tmntmaster1516]

I was looking for some ROTTMNT/TMNT2012 height chart reference for my crossover AU, but all of them had the heights messed up, so I said, "F*ck it, I'm going to make my own height chart"

So here it is, an actually accurate and scientifically made (I did an arduous research in google, twitter and Ninja Turtles pages) height chart.

Rise!Mikey is a smol bean.

2012!Mikey and 2012!Raph are not that far apart.

Rise!Raph is freaking hummongus, and he's still growing!

Rise!Leo is taller that Rise!Donnie.

2012!Donnie is as svelte and tall as his bo.

2012!Leo is actually quiet small.

[sweeneydino]

You don't wanna know.

[whatup345]

Really funny but stupid idea I just had for a Rottmnt and Tmnt 2012 crossover au: Rise Leo is hanging out with the 2012 brothers and casually makes a "your dad" joke, expecting the usual groans and complaining. But the 2012 brothers all just simultaneously freeze. Full stop. Drop what they're doing. Rise Leo tries to clear the air with a bad pun- no reaction. He just sits there with an ever growing sensation of dread, while the 2012 brothers look at eachother like "who's gonna tell him?"

That was the day the Rise brothers learned what happened to 2012's version of Splinter. Rise Leo never made a "your parent" joke ever again.

[forgetful-nerd]

I have a small head cannon that the real reason Rise!Raph isn’t as temperamental or a brooding as the other Raphs is because he can’t hide his real emotions well due to his “fear stink.”

Raphs tend to hide their emotions and lash out when they get to overwhelming which comes across as them always being angry when in reality they are most likely just scared or nervous or uncertain.

Rise!Raph doesn’t have the luxury of being able to hide his emotions so when he lashed out as a tot the “fear stink” let everyone know he was actually scared instead of angry.

Which means his brothers and Splinter could better identify when something was setting him off and try to fix it before it overwhelmed him.

[space-cat-in-a-teacup]

Cassandra: So now that we’ve proven you are actually me from another dimension, I expect you all to help out with my son

2012 Casey: Your what now

2003 Casey: Sure, I’ve always wanted kids- ain’t you a little young to be raising one, though?

Cassandra: It’s time travel, don’t worry about it

2012 Casey: I... don’t know if that makes this better or worse

2003 Casey: Oooookay, I’ll try not to

Cassandra: Honestly, it’s good you guys are here- Casey Jr. needed a strong father figure in his life

Rise Leo, who just walked in: Wh- HEY, I’m right here??

Cassandra: Oh no no, you’ve lost your parenting privileges >:/

Leo: Lost parenting- CASEY I’M LITERALLY HIS FATHER

Every other Casey and Leo: Wait you’re WHAT?? 

[alltheyearsblog]

Look- all you all who says ‘12 Leo and Rise! Leo wouldn’t know what to make of each other;

That would be absolutely true until their respective love for Space Heroes and Jupiter Jim comes to light.

Suddenly they’re bonding over comics and dramatically shouting out one liners. This is when ‘12 Raph and Rise! Donnie start plotting their demises (and low key bonding because of it).

And one day the others turtles can’t find their blue banded brothers because they absolutely dipped to go to a comic convention together.

[mechanicsburg]

The sillies are here!!

[los-ninos-tortugas]

People talk about putting every Casey in a room together and watching the chaos, but you know what I want to see? Every Karai in a room together. It would be insane.

*Heavy breathing*

Okay. At first I wasn’t sure what to make of this but then I started thinking thoughts.

So the Karai’s I’m gonna include in this little hypothetical gathering are: 03!Karai, 2k12!Karai (as she is in her season 1 characterization, I know I know I really need to watch season two already 😅), Rise!Karai, and Bayverse!Karai.

So you know, boom! Suddenly all in a room together, definitely all of their first instinct is to start kicking ass and ask questions later, I’m not sure if there would be a decisive winner over all, but I think at a certain point the two more level headed Karai’s (03 and Rise) would halt the fight in order to actually assess what the hell is going on here.

Now, Bayverse!Karai unfortunately suffers from the same thing all the antagonists in the Bayverse movies suffer from, which is basically having no personality and just kind of existing as a shell of the character they’re portraying, but she does have a kind of cool punk aesthetic and as henchwomen go, she definitely knows how to roll with the punches no matter how weird they get. And since 12!Karai is also a bit of a punk, but just younger, and who also knows how to just accept when things get kinda weird, I feel like those two would form a weird sort of bond/alliance, since both of come from the arguably more “normal” or at least more strictly science-fiction based universes. I don’t know how far I would go to say if they would like each other but there’s definitely a bit of a “birds of a feather” thing going on. They’re kinda the slightly less interesting pair in this group.

03!Karai and Rise!Karai on the other hand…

These two are soooo diametrically opposed. It’s kind of funny that at first, being the two more level headed ones of the group and the ones to bring things to order that they would initially think of each other with a measure of respect but as soon as they get talking about the Shredder it’s all out the window. Cuz 03!Karai is firmly set in her belief in fulfilling her duty to her father because he raised her, in spite of his evil actions. Meanwhile Rise!Karai was willing to sacrifice herself to stop her father’s evil, in spite of the love she had for him as a daughter. 03!Karai would think of the other as a traitor to her family while Rise!Karai would condemn the other for her complicity in The Shredder’s evil. Like, they would just absolutely hate each other I think.

[shamefulcumfort]

Oof, the angst that I can put this boy through is infinite, and I can’t wait to actually write it.

I’ve been working on a crossover fic for a while now, still have a ways to go, but I’m getting there. Still trying to figure out the plot and all, but I might be done with the first chapter by the end of August, give or take.

(Ignore the past username, I’m too lazy to actually go and fix it)

[realmsalot]

In your Homophones AU will rise Mikey and 12 Mikey get to show off their cats? The rise boys have a few in the background.

I love that there are just random stray cats in the background in Rise but I honestly keep forgetting they exist as well. They are in a nebulous state of existence for me so it kind of depends if I remember they're there?

If I don't, 12 Mikey would still show off Ice Cream Kitty any chance he gets and Rise Mikey (and all the Rise Turtles and April) would abosluly adore her. (Mostly bc I adore her.)

If I DO then, Rise Mikey would also show off their various cats whenever he gets! I imagine the Rise cats are just stray cats that come over and stay because it's warm and the Rise boys are more than willing to give them food. That being said these cats are pretty in and out. So whenever Rise Mikey gets can mean whenever 12 Mikey visits the Rise lair or whenever they're out in the streets and Rise Mikey sees one of them eating out of a trashcan or something. Just the Mikeys stopping in the middle of a fight bc Rise Mikey saw Mrs. Cuddles in an alleyway and 12 Mikey hasn't met her yet.

[brightlotusmoon]

You know that TMNT RP crossover I've been turning into a fic with @remmushound with a document that's literally 244145 words? I've been editing the document and I found a scene I wanted to share just because. Bay Mikey and Rise Leo having a chat.

-

A huge grin spread across Mikey’s face. “You know what, I bet our April would have done the exact same thing as your April at that age. But then she’d have to tell her dad because it’s his project.”

Leonardo hummed. “I don’t think I’ve ever met April’s dad. Or her mom. Or anyone in her family.”

Mikey pondered this. “Well. Humans are good at lying to each other, especially to protect others. She’s probably kept you guys away from them for her own reasons.”

“Yeah, Most likely. She helped Donnie get back home when night came, and she’s kept our secret since.”

“That’s our hogosha,” Mikey beamed. “In every world, April’s always our first human friend, our first real friend.”

“It’s good to know she’s a constant. I wouldn’t want a world without my sister.”

“Ditto,” Mikey said. “She’s our sister, our mom, our best friend. Casey gets there, in his own way. And hers.”

“She’s your sister-mom? Does she know about this?” Leonardo tried not to laugh.

Mikey chortled. “Yeah, we joked about it.”

“Heh. Of course! You gotta joke with your sister/mother about her status in the family!”

“Well, when she’s the first of her kind that you really get to know across all your timelines, you gotta figure out a bunch of different emotional boundaries. And by you I mean me. And sometimes Donnie. One time really Donnie.”

“Oooo? Spill!”

Mikey hummed. “Weeelll… in one reality she was a teenager like us and Donnie got this huge huge crush on her. Raph too, but it faded. Donnie just kept being awkward for, like, three years.”

“Ooooff. Ouch. Not your Donnie right?”

“Nah. Though me, I totally felt a little crush. Maybe he did too, but now they’re just best friends. Nerds.”

“Awww, you had a crush? That’s adorable. Try anything with my April and we won’t hesitate to send you to a Yokai ER.” Leonardo only half-joked.

Mikey held his hands up. “Dude, she could do that by herself. Don’t worry, no attraction.”

“Better not be, or she’ll turn you into Kame no sūpu! And Miguel will season you well!”

Mikey crossed his arms. “Bet I’d make a good soup, anyway, I know flavor.”

“Eh, mutagen might throw off the taste.”

“I bet it totally would.”

“What does mutagen even taste like…?”

Mikey tilted his head. “Vinegar,” he said distantly.

“…. That’s oddly specific.”

“I know. One of my past selves thought it tasted like vinegar.”

“….. he tasted it?”

Mikey sucked in a breath. “He… didn’t really mean to.”

“How does one do that accidentally?”

“He, uh…” Mikey was trying not to laugh. “He rubbed it on his face. He misread the label.”

“…that poor dude. But at least we know we can make deviled eggs with mutagen if we ever run out of vinegar.”

Mikey wrinkled his nose. “I guess…”

“…would eating mutagen turn someone into mutant? Or is it just blood-to-mutagen contact?”

Blinking, Mikey frowned. “Ya know what, I think it depends on the type and where it came from.”

“Yeah, let’s not tell Baron Draxum about that.”

“Not a fucking word.”

Leonardo made the motion of zipping his lips.

“That dude creeps all of me out.”

“He could make an army of cows by infecting the steak supply. We don’t need any more mutant pigs either.”

“Ugh, that’s a horror movie waiting to happen.”

“Night of the living steak. Ewhhhh.”

“Okay, now I’m grossed out.”

“You should be! That would just be horrifying!”

Mikey sighed. “A couple of our past selves would have called it Saturday morning.”

“You mean there’s worlds crazier than mine?”

Mikey grinned. “Just barely.”

-

[tmntmaster1516]

Rise/2012 crossover Headcanon: at the beginning, the 2012 gang didn't liked the Rise guys. Seeing them, they couldn't help but feel that their life was easy.

They had different difficulties, but in the end they had a united family, they still had Sensei who loved them even though they were a bunch of goofs, they were still innocent and happy teenagers, something they hadn't been in a long time, for which they couldn't help but feel resentment and jealousy of their happier counterparts.

Mikey was the first to bond with his counterpart by sharing their love for cooking.

Donatello found common ground with Don in their love of science and causing disasters with it.

Raphael had a little more trouble accepting his counterpart, but in the end he gave in to Raph, who helped him deal with his anger issues.

But Leonardo and Leo...

[justabunchofhyperfixations]

Random tmnt head canons.

[angeflrs]

Mi headcanon mas satisfactorio de tmnt12/rottmnt es que a Leo¡12 le gustan las canciones pop alegres, las series como My Little Pony y los animes de comedia, acción, magia, básicamente todo menos gore. Así que cuando descubre por accidente que a Leo¡rise también le gustan, ambos se emocionan y empiezan a ver anime juntos, ver series juntos (y comentar sus ships) y cantar juntos el soundtrack de mlp además de hacer duetos (hc adjunto, leo¡12 toca la guitarra y leo¡rise la batería).

Su pseudo banda se llama “Only Blue”.

[phecdasolar]

Tumblr I need your help I am in dire need of feral/unhinged Disaster Twins fics pleaseeee (and maybe Mikey as a bonus) I’m just in love with the idea of Raph being the impulse control for once with this iteration, and just the second he’s out of commission the other three go insane.

Weapons of War, Bioengineered Killing Machines, Manufactured Supersoldiers Rottmnt turtles my BELOVEDS

And maybe just like,,, set Leo and Donnie loose on one of the other dimensions and have them absolutely horrifically annihilate their counterparts’ villains while they watch on in horror

(B.E.A.S.T. was SUCH a good fic you guys oh my GOSH go read it I’m begging you-)

I NEED to have it addressed in fic form that the Rise turtles are fundamentally different than all their other counterparts, because their counterparts? They were accidents. Just a couple of turtles splashed with mutagen and oh look now they’re people but Green. (Huge oversimplification I’m aware but hear me out okay-)

But the Rise boys were created. They were specifically designed to be weapons of mass destruction. They were built with the intent to cause harm which means they were bioengineered to be stronger, smarter(?), faster, to heal quicker, to have the capacity to take hard hits while dishing out even harder ones, they were literally forged with a purpose to kill.

Add on their mystic powers? Then their unlocked Ninpo? You can’t honestly tell me that these four aren’t the strongest and potentially deadliest version of themselves out there.

Yes they still had to learn things, as did the other iterations, they weren’t immediately good (that much is obvious, like c’mon it’s IN the name) but I don’t think the other iterations possess the same instincts as these guys do. They’re just so. Unhinged. They’ve all had their moments in the show I think where it’s obvious they’re not really,,, stable. I love them.

In a plain fists only, maybe weapons, no powers fight, I do think some of the other iterations would win, but purely because they have way more experience than these guys do. (If I did any crossovers I’d say 2003 and 2012 are definitely older than these guys, especially if we’re basing this at the end of their shows) But put them against each other when they’re still at the same level? Rise is whooping butt, I know where I’m placing my bets. It’s called RISE of the TMNT for a reasonnnnnn they’re not there yet but they WILL BE, and as of the end of s2 and the movie I say they’re finally THERE.

I have no idea how this turned into a headcanon rant this was just supposed to be me asking for fic recs hsgdjdjdk it’s almost 3 am tho so whatever sorry if none or some of this is incoherent o7 o/

Editing this with a list of fics I have been graciously recommended below the cut:

Firefight by remrose [42/43 chapters 208k words] (edit: JUST FINISHED READING ch38-42 WATCH ME BAWL MY EYES OUT I was rotating them in my brain all morning at work) less on the feral side, more on the gut-wrenching angst side, still Disaster Twins and still super good

In Which Donnie and Leo Make Themselves Everyone Else's Problem in an NYC That Isn't Even Their Own by YukiSkyes [7/? chapters, 18k words] the CLASSIC “the Disaster Twins are unapologetically causing chaos” fic, always a delight to read

The Lemon Leak by TurtleSoupSwimmer [27/37 chapters, 143k words] I’m being told it’s very true to the theme here, and it’s very angsty, a suspenseful psychological thriller, and will make you scream at your phone. I for one am very intrigued

Eschatology by aenor_llelo, Alderous, ConcoctionsFromHell, izziel_galaxy, Jaybird314, Otakuforlife19, and Rocket999 [17/17 chapters, 344k words] “HEAVY on the boys being biologically engineered to destroy the world, it also delves into so much character building and worldbuilding that we never got in canon, and it gives even super minor characters the chance to shine” Sounds intriguing, AND it’s a BNHA crossover which I am a big fan of :D

The Hunter’s Bible also by TurtleSoupSwimmer [2/2 chapters, 15k words] Rated Mature, contains themes of SA and c@nnibalism so PLEASE keep that in mind!! Not a fic for the faint of heart this is a Dead Dove: Do Not Eat! The SA is only attempted, and never shown, only implied, and it’s only in ch 1, but the other stuff is fairly descriptive and takes place in ch 2. All that being said, flipping UNHINGED, just about lost my mind in ch 2, it was entertaining in a surreal kinda way if you get what I mean. Funky little feral creatures

[juice-boxy]

So tmnt 12/rottmnt crossover am I right

So I headcanon that none of the 2012 gang have learned what autism is because they grew up in the sewers and Splinter neglected to teach them about neurodivergence. So Donnie (and Mikey, bc adhd) basically grew up with no proper accommodations. You can imagine Rise!Donnie’s absolute horror when he finds out about this.

Please click the images for better (MUCH better) quality bc idk how to format pics :’)

-> Since so many of ya'll are interacting w/this post: doodle requests are open!! Go request some turtle boys 💕 <-