#Trippin

[anxious-black-hottie]

[egberts]

lesbian matchmaker extraordinaire. buckle up for drunk story time and know I'm working so hard to spell everything correctly. we went to a lesbian bar drag king show and this sweet very small fem who spoke little english gravitated towards me immediately and then after the show sought me out to dance. she asked in spanish if i wanted to dance with her and because i grew up learning spanish from my bilingual mother i understood and explained i could speak a little spanish and she was like yes. this is the pussy I'm getting tonight. so we danced and she??? put my hands on her boobs. which like, I guess it was fine. the whole theme for the night was consent but she doesn't speak English so i didn't blame her for not understanding when that rule was established by the MC. however, when alana (my gf) walked up with my margarita and she was like oh. you have a girlfriend. and i was like yes but it's okay to dance! but she was very embarrassed. she still danced with us though so kudos for that but here's where we get juicy. there was another girl, alone. clocked. i was like, "love your dress! are you alone?" and she said yes, so i asked her if she wanted to dance with us and she said yes! and we all four had fun dancing for all of one song before the two single lesbians ended up dancing on each other. like I'm talking these two were dry humping on the dance floor. they were fused at the hips. i didn't even know how to say goodbye so we just left ☠️

[classycookiexo]

[blazedbimidnight]

[pinkcore-png]

[gringadano]

[pussyterminator88]

The Drug Checklist

NEVER mix substances (mixing can create a bad trip and death)

Always weigh your dose

MAGNESIUM (supply with magnesium its your best friend)

Time, have an eye on the clock

Test your drug (never want it to be something else)

Be in a safe enviorment

Be conscious of your mindset before taking the drug.

Trip safely

[egberts]

okay well we are in DC and a man on the street asked us if we had money and when we said no he argued, asked if it was because alana was fat, and then threw an old banana peel at me 😭 thanks nation's capitol

[classycookiexo]

Sadly, some people just can’t hear you UNTIL you start trippin

[pienhime]

[gurufallon]

Malleable dreams.

[anxious-black-hottie]

[divinesurrenderart]

𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗

[egberts]

flight delayed because people are fighting over seats because somebody sat in the wrong spot so that person sat in a different spot and the chain continued until finally a lady complained about it to a flight attendant and now they're all in the front arguing over who sits where and what to do

[cemeterygrace]

PLANE TIME BITCHES