#UHMUHM

[invaderoli]

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WRITING COMMS ARE OPEN !!

PRICES ;;

Short story - - €3 - - $3.35

Oneshot (not of short length) - - €5 - - $5.58

Other (??) - - negotiable ! !

Novels ;;

1 - 5 chapters - - €8 - - $8.93

1 - 10 chapters - - €12 - - $13.40

1 - 15 chapters - - €16 - - $17.86

above - - negotiable ! !

not sure - - give me a vague range, and we can negotiate it once I'm finished with the story draft. :3 ! !

YOU CAN NOT PAY AFTER I FINISH WRITING A FULL STORY, YOU MUST PAY ONCE YOU'VE BEEN SENT THE ROUGH DRAFT TO AVOID CONTENT THEFT.

YOU MUST PAY VIA PAYPAL.

An example of my writing ;

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64755325

MY WRITING CONDITIONS

I WILL WRITE FOR [cw] ;;

Smut,

Angst,

Gore

I WILL NOT WRITE FOR [cw];;

Dubious consent (unless specific circumstances ; ex ; both parties drunk, but not smut),

intoxicated smut,

No consent,

CNC,

Smut of real people,

Gore of real people,

illegal age gaps (yes you may explain why you believe it isnt actually an age gap, IM IN THE ZADR AND ANGELDUST TRENCHES TOO (but i wont listen if its loli shit gtfo))

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REJECT ANY COMMISSIONS, EVEN IF THEY ARE ALLOWED IN WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN ABOVE. PLEASE DM FOR MORE DETAILS

edit ;; im willing to write for ANY fandom, and original stories. But fandoms im not in may take longer as I'll need to consume a show/series of books worth of content. This will NOT affect the price :3

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[mechanicalinfection]

my ass is thinking about T4T Springtrap x Ballora again I need it to be real I need my transmasc springtrap x transfem ballora old sweet couple to be real

[martyryo]

"How long are you gonna pretend I'm the one tugging on your tie?"

[radioroxx]

headcanon that people of the islands sleep schedule is like, four hours later than average.

they wake up at mid day, and sleep well past midnight. kids begging their parents on weekends to pleeaaase please let them step up just a little longer to watch the sun rise. early-riser visitors / tourists having to adapt to their horrid schedule because stars forbid theyre up and about at 10:30.

[mapicccc]

lstwts being sexist again who's suprised

[lovinglin]

"You know, I've never been outside the city before."

"Looks like a prison from here. A cage of light."

[ References used under the cut ]

From the series Cyberpunk: Edgerunners (do be warned that the show contains some explicit themes such as violence, gore, etc.)

[y-urios]

imagine being 10 flws away from 200 😼😼😼

[unicourt]

not to be like!!! romantic! but whatif we picked up each ithers vocal stims??

[werewolves-of-decay]

Mwamwamwamwa!!!

YAYAYAYAYAYAY

mmmwahhhh mmwahhhhhhh

[eepy-cookies]

Could....could I request a lil prune juice doodle...doesn't have to be anything specific I jus think he's neat.

OFC YOU DONT HAVE TO NO FORCE UHMUHM- *explodes*

Normally I would make him blush but, bro is hiding his emotions well.

[period-snacks]

ily shadow knight Laur so much don'tdie

uhmuhm quick sk headcanons: yknow how they're kinda undead? in a sense? so if they express harsh emotions spiders lilies start to grow around them (bc they mean death😋). Also very niche/self indulgent but I like to think they are vampire-like? bc of the undead thing + vibes, the voices y'all,, the voices

[voxsremotec0ck]

uhmuhm hii i hope you're having an amazing day! may I request like vox with reader who like loves his claws?? please n thank you :33 <3!

Hi!! Sorry this took awhile😅

You’re trembling as Vox slowly drags one of his claws down your torso, tearing open the shirt you’re wearing as he went. The sharp talon slides between your breasts and you whimper loudly.

“Look at you,” Vox mutters, staring down at you in wonder, “You’re already a shaking mess.”

He presses his finger down harder, stopping just before piercing your skin and making your back arch. A moan rips out of your throat and your pussy throbs at the feeling.

“P-please,” You stutter out.

“Please what, Dollface?”

You blink up at him and whisper, “Hurt me.”

Vox’s eyes widen for a second before he smirks and slides his other hand along your thigh. He tightens his hold, squeezing your thigh and letting his claws break your skin, “With pleasure.”

It took me so long to find good pictures of his hand omfg

[deemoth]

I LOVE UR ART A LOT IT'S SUPER SUPER SUPER GOOD !!! uhmuhm if ur doing requests may i request a melone? silly goofy gal for Ever

I was wondering,, why does she look.. almost normal... before realizing its bc in this pose her boobas r not threatening to fall out every other second

ALSO YEAH!! I AM SUPER SUPER SUPER OPEN 2 REQS/SUGGESTIONS!! Preferably ones from fandoms Im in,, I LOVE PART 5 SO MUCH... I don't draw nearly enough part 5 art/jjba in general so thank u for giving me the excuse 2 draw Melone at last :D!!

[imm0rtalmorgue]

stargazing 💫🖤 ||| uhmuhm can this be us ?✨pls✨pls✨

[despairots]

uhmuhm! can i be smile anon!!

i have a silly request, you dont have to write if you aren't taking requests but like,, gojou with like some kind of makima vessel reader

like how they would get along and stuff ^_^

#BITE ME, g. satoru!

you weren’t known by gojo until you were introduced. surprisingly enough, he wasn’t the only one with charming eyes (and terrifying powers).

content warning: swearing, r! has makima’s abilities and eyes but they don’t necessarily look like her, gender neutral! reader, r! wears a white button up with a black tie, a black blazer hung around their shoulders, black dress pants and a bandage wrapped around their neck (honestly like 15! dazai), etc.

authors note: u absolutely can!!! <3 my requests arent open but i really liked this request :3 im sorry if this is bad or not exactly what u want but i tried :( and so sorry this is late!!

knowingly enough, gojo satoru was known to be charmed and blessed with eyes that most people swoon for ever since he was a child. not only blessed with charming eyes but finally born with both limitless and six eyes, the first one in 500 years.

because of that, he was spoiled rotten (how horrible!) but no one can deny that he didn’t deserve it. after all, after 500 years of the gojo clan producing, they finally got a kid who changed the balance of the world.

after he turned the rip age of 28, he noticed a person always wake by his classroom with a man beside them. the one thing that caught his attention, was the energy they gave off.

not once did he notice the eyes that pierced through his black blindfolds.

the first time he was formally introduced to them, was that one time where nobara was introduced to megumi and yuuji. he didn’t notice it as first but he realized you were the person walking pass his classroom all the time.

time for the friendship headcanons!

at first, gojo’s first impression of you, was how calm and collected your composure was with some joking antics here and there. you were mostly there just in case gojo wasn’t able to be there with them.

in general, gojo thought you were trying to compete with him because of how you came close to strongest sorcerer (selfish).

i don’t have a grasp understanding of how you two became friends, actually… i don’t think you would necessarily be friends, more like people who trust eachother, have eachothers back and holding respect for each but at the same time, you two don’t trust eachother.

it’s a weird friendship, though, sometimes you two got along, talking and joking around. the next thing you know, you two are ignoring eachother like you never even knew the other.

the concept of friends didn’t scream anything to you, friends didn’t come close to you with how you picture him. in shorter terms, you saw most people like pawns, a means to your plans. gojo was just there.

most of the times, he annoyed you a lot, you could see the way nanami didn’t want to step an inch to gojo (considering how he’s younger than gojo, yet looks older then him. how odd?).

despite everything you two go through as teachers and partners, there are no growth in your “friendship”, as both of your students call it. it’s not what you’re expecting but from the beginning, gojo has had an off feeling about you.

the first time gojo witnessed your technique, was during the shibuya arc; where he massacred a bunch of transfigured humans. you were there helping him, after all, what type of person would you be?

as i said, even though you’re not necessarily friends, you two still have eachothers back.

development!

when time passes, there was a feeling in your stomach whenever you would hang around with gojo, that shoko would explain to you as ‘fondness’.

he was starting to look more like a friend than just a pawn, a nauseous (that didn’t change actually). though, he doesn’t automatically get a pass because the two of you started to call eachother actually friends.

the trio saw the way you two were always with eachother, technically glued to eachothers side and always being there for the other.

gojo, still ever being hungover his ex, saw just a glimpse of him in you, that was partially the reason why he grew closer to you but at the same time, he grew worried that something might happen to you.

without a doubt, even though he’s a complete cocky, egotistical, idiot of a man, his one weakness is his big heart. that’s the first thing you noticed about him. it wasn’t his looks, his energy, or how he was the strongest, it was his big heart that he so desperately tried to hide away.

there’s development to both parties.

you, started to think of him like an actual friend, someone you cared about, and no doubt about it, someone you would sulk over if he ever disappeared.

gojo, who— praying to the lord— for once, will try to get over his ex when he’s with you, there’s something about you that makes everything that’s happening disappear, he needs comfort, you provide that to him.

relationship!

oh boy. why would you ever date him?

how did you even start dating him?

yet again, i don’t have a grasp understanding on how the dating started but i could give a brief explanation of how the feelings developed from there on.

the fondness you get from being around him developed into something where, if he ever got hurt or someone said something to him, you would go ballistic.

he’s someone you genuinely started to cherish and for someone to say or do anything to him would send you to a toxic state. it’ll have him a lot of time to convince you not to harm this person or curse.

eventually, the feelings than letter on developed into, again, what shoko would explain to you, as love. you had rejected the idea of love for ages because you thought you weren’t able to ever feel it. gojo proved that wrong.

gojo’s a nauseous to be around, but knowing him for quite some time made him into a pleasing nauseous. gojo started to pick up that your starting to enjoy bringing around him that he started to tease you about it.

you wouldn’t lie and say the teasing was annoying, it was but it wasn’t the same annoying as before.

when gojo started to fall for you, he quickly tried to bury it before it got out of hand. remember that breakup scene at the kfc? yeah… he doesn’t want that again. let alone fall in love again.

he already lost geto, he can’t lose you. everything he’s ever loved and didn’t want to lose, is lost the moment he gains it.

though, he’d drop signs, massive signs or just small signs, they’re there. even though of what i just said, he’s whipped for you. so down horrendous, my lord.

when you two do get in a relationship, gojo’s touch starved and it shows. he needs to have some sort of contact with you or he’ll sulk in a corner. for a matter of fact, if he doesn’t get atleast 5 kisses each day, he’ll ignore you out of spite until you do kiss him. that’s when he gives you a kiss attack.

i won’t go deep into the intimate details, you can dream about those yourself but i will say, he’s fucking crazy in there (and so are you!)

you’re absolutely spoiled by him, he loves you so why not just give you everything. regardless of that, he knows both of you don’t have enough time, so he tries to make it count by making you happy.

he loves the sparkle in your eye when he surprises you with gifts you adore.

the same goes for you, knowing he’s touch starved, you try and shower him in affection as much as you can before the two of you depart on missions that don’t involve you two partnering up.

knowingly enough, pda is a must in the relationship. though, gojo will stop if you don’t like it, he’s a dick but he’s a good dick (no pun intended).

even though, there’s not enough time and both of your lives are on the line since you’re jujutsu sorcerers, you’re both grateful you had enough time to confess.

oh, and gojo swoons over you, annoying megumi when you’re not there.

[yootato]

HIII OMG.. I didn't know if you took requests but uhmuhm.. soljohn or roxygen moira i l s . . .

Aside from that though!!! I just wanna say your art is rlly cute and it looks so edible n chewy...

roxygen stays winning forever,, they're gossiping

THANK U SMM THAT MEANS A LOT🩷🩷 I DONT USUALLY DO REQS OFTEN unless they're quick or something i already enjoy :3