#WHATS THW POINT OF IT ALL.........when is it my turn

[napsaps-archive]

that one picture of dream hugging george from behind where dream is like grinning or whatever and then you look at george and his face is flushed and his eyes are squinty and shining and he's doing his dumb super fond closed-mouth smile and he just let dream manhandle him in frame and then he lets dream hold him there It makes me want to throw up it's so sickening like what the actual fuck

[hearts-4-vicky]

Omg what’s ur thoughts on 69ing with the fimmies?

kinda forgot to post… um 🤫 short sorry my luvs😔❤️ oh n i somehow read 69ing as tribbung so um i had to rewrite it… im listening to beautiful christmas writinf this❤️❤️jingle bell jingle bell everyboyd cum have n have urself a self a besuciyful chrismuar🔥 i luv aespa n red velevt sumtimes🐺 u gotta be BOLD😆 just rock thw world!!🤓 BOOYAHHH💥lalalalalala🧏 happiness!!! lalalalalalala r u hapi huh

only unnie line + zuha for obvious reasons

warnings: sub kinda bratty chaewon, subby baby zuha 😍, soft dom kkura, pussy drunk yunjin, switch reader, overstimulation, unnie kinkk, 69ing, whats the thing called where like its crying and they like it, idk what else im tired (its barely 10 pm)

not proofread…

Chaewon

shes sensitive tell me otherwise and ur stewpid😾 tries to convince you and herself that shes not but blow air on her folds and shes melting.. definitely makes up little games on who can make the other cum first

“you… you fucking cheated!”

“chae i barely even did anythi-“

“CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER😾”

angry issues pull up and now shes putting her all to make sure you cum hard on her face.. and you do duhhhh her tongue exploring your wet cunt, her free hand rubbing your clit omg im gon- *train zooms by*

i love sour grapes listen to it and swan song both bops i cried to sour grapes one time luv is sour grapes🎀 some1 make an angst fic with that song omg toxic relationship with chae n yeah hear me lht

Sakura

i want this woman in every single way omg SHE SOS UGGHHHHHHHH SAKURA MIYAWAKI THE WOMAN YOG AREEE OMG

her pussy is pretty asf and i stand by that statement. and she makes love she doesnt fuck😍 would def cry in the middle of lapping at your cunt.. um idk where this idea came from but it reminds me of her…

“kkura- are you okay baby?-“

“I love you so much.”

yeah then she dives right back into your puffy pussy to show her appreciation, making you moan right into her pretty cunt omg… i could go on and on abt her…

yes u can watch me watch i if u love me but u cant touch me otuch me, i if u love me

Yunjin

doesn’t know when to stop… literally gets soo pussy drunk to the point where she just keeps going😭

“Jen-! holy fuckING shit! mmh- s’too m-much..”

“….huh”

really puts the huh in huh yunjin, doesnt even realize you guys were supposed to 69, just makes you drown her in your hot cunt and plush thighs… grabs your hips to pull you impossibly closer yeah you’re not walking straight tmrw..

Kazuha

subbiest sub to me omg that girl is a loser in a hot body… would switch japanese when shes too overwhelmed with your hot tongue in her cunt!

“u-unnie! fuck- fastER!”

“that was so hot, um what does that mean…”

babygirl would be moaning so much she neglects your needy pussy:( but its okay cuz her moans r soooo pretty, her little gasps that turn to whimpers when you make her grind on your tongue… O-*gunshots*

hi my lovessss i missed u guys i love you all 300 of u guys n stuff thanks for your support 💋(im really happy i promise💔💔💔)

Stay safe and love you lots

-Vicky 💋

[hyperfixatedoncrimminalminds]

BAU team x LGBTQ + Teen reader

So it's pride month so of course im going to write a oneshot about teen reder making everyone go to Pride with them becuase i dint nearly see enough of these on here.

summary:  It's pride Month and the reader wlaks in to the teams work and demands that they all come to pride with them to celebrate.

Y/N - They/Them pronouns using (any Sexuality)

My headcannons for the team

Hotch

- Bisexual

- definitely Trans (FtM)

-Demisexual as well (loves Haley and obviously had a baby with her)

Rossi

- Biromantic (apart from 3 wifes he definitely experimented with men in his youth)

- Gives the best Dad/Grandad hugs at pride

-Is proud of his Queer children

Spencer

- Bisexual

- Genderfluid (he's my baby he has to be Genderfluid)

-Asexual

Derek Morgan

- Biromantic (hasnt done anything Sexual with a man before because of buford (Bastard)

Emily

- do you have to ask obviously a fucking raging lesbian (definitely had a crush on JJ at some point)

JJ

- Bisexual but is in a committed relationship with Will, had a crush on Emily at some point( I ship them okay)

Penelope Garcia

- Pansexual and Panromantic very open about who she is and is very happy

-Demigirl she still feels like a girl but also not uses She/They pronouns.

(these are my headcannons it's okay if you don't agree woth them just don't come at me in the comments!!)

Third person pov...

It was the first of June which meant Pride Month! Y/N had been excited about it all year, they couldn't wait to get thr team to go to a Pride Parade with them and to celebrate it all together.

Y/N themselves was Non-binary and (What Sexuality you are) and are very proud to be it, they are always seen wearing their pronouns badge and Non-binary pin.

Y/N was making their way to the FBI building, in their hands were mini pride flags and stickers for all their friends, once they got to the floor they skipped out of the elevator and into the bullpen.

The team didn't see them so they quickly began putting each team members flags into their pen pots. Bisexual, Asexual and Genderfluid for Spencer. Biromantic to Derek. Bisexual for JJ. Lesbian for Emily.

As Rossi, Hotch and Penelope all had offices Y/N lefts their flags outside the doors and knocked so they saw them, once the Teen was done they went to the round table and sat on a chair waiting for the team to notice them.

A couple minutes later all 7 members wondered into the room, smiling when they see the teen not expecting them to be there. Once everyone was sitting Y/N stood up.

"Okay guys as you know it's Pride Month, which means Virginia is having its Pride Parade and I was wondering if you'd like to go to it with me?" They ask nervously, they had never asked the team anything to do woth pride even though they had been out as Non-binary to them for years.

Thw first perosn to speak was Penelope they squealed and stood up a giant smile on her face. She then reached out and hugged Y/N tightly. "Of course we will sweetie, won't we giys?" She says making then other all say yes and take turns hugging Y/N.

After they had finished hugging Y/N the teen began ruffling through their bag again and pulled out pin badges for everyone with their flags on. "For you guys I have mine" they say pointing to their Non-binary pin and (Y/S) badge proudly.

Once everyone had theirs, they all went back to work, the pride parade wasn't until that Saturday.

Timeskip...

It was Saturday morning and Y/N was awake and doing their make up for pride, once they were done they left their house and made their way to the middle of town where the team was waiting.

JJ had brought Henry and Will, Hotch also had Henry with him, Y/N was happy to see them all wearing something to do with their flags.

Penelope was decked out in the colours of the Pan flag and had a small demigirl flag painted on their face.

Hotch had a Bisexual flag on his face and a trans flag in his hand, he also had a Demisexual flag pinned to his tshit, Jack was holding a small pride flag in his hand a hug grin on his face.

Y/N almost cried at what Rossi was wearing, it was a tshirt that read 'Free Dad hugs' Y/N laughed when they saw 'Grand' written infront of the Dad part definitely Morgan or Emily's doing, he also had a small Biromantic flag painted on his face.

Spencer was wearing the Asexual colours, had a Bisexual flag tied to their shoulders and had the Genderfluid flag painted on his cheek, he too had a huge smile on his face.

Derek had a Biromantic flag on his cheek and was wearing the Bi colours definitely Penelopes doing.

Emily had the lesbian flag painted on her face and the Lesbian flag tied around her shoulder proudly.

JJ had a Bisexual flag painted on her face, Will was wearing a tshirt that read 'I love my Bi wife' which was cute and little Henry was holding a rainbow flag like Jack.

"You all look amazing!" Exclaimed the teen, very happy to see the team in the spirit, they really thought they wouldn't wear anything especially Hotch. "Let's go enjoy the parade!" They yelled before running into the park.

The park itself was filled with people who were there celebrating pride and wearing their flags. Rossi got so many hugs from teens who got kicked out or aren't supported by their parents which made the old man cry.

They stayed in the park until the parade was starting one it did the team all joined in and took any pictures together to remember the day they had.

By the end the kids had fallen asleep, Jack and Henry had gotten alot of stickers and were covered in them, Y/N was scrolling through their phone smiling at all the pictures and videos they took together.

Before everyone left they stood up and turned to all 7 of them. "Thank you all for doing this with me I had alot of fun" they said making the Adults smile at the teen.

"Of course Y/N, your our kid how could we not do this together" Hotch says making the teen tear up, thw teen then hugs the man tightly to hugs them back

It truly was an amazing day for everyone.

The end!

Hoped you liked thus oneshot, I've been meaning to write thus for days but didn't have any ideas but now here it is.

As always sorry for the grammar and Spelling mistakes. Request are open!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

❤🧡💛💚💙💜

Word count: 1163

[lovekz]

Drunken Words are Sober Thoughts

summary: your best friend, Ran, had too much to drink. now, he won’t stop speaking to you, letting you know a lot more than you’d expect

cw: drinking, cursing, mentions of violence, murder, and weaponry, and a lanky man who wants love from you

fluff content after the banner~

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“my mother died.” the man next to you said, catching you off guard and effectively making you choke on your drink.

ran didn’t budge from his seat to make sure you were alright though.

“excuse me?” you coughed, not thinking he said what you heard.

“my mother is deceased.” ran dragged out his words for you, drinking from the bottle of Jack Daniels itself.

oh so you did hear correct.

“I’m.. sorry for your lost.” you responded, rubbing the back of your next.

you were at lost for words.

ran waved his hand towards you, a wobbly smile gracing his face.

“she didn’t like me anyway. spitting image of my father.” ran said, resting his hand on the bar.

he dragged you to a nightclub Bonten recently opened in Roppongi. since he grew up there, he thought he should bring you along since you grew up beside him, and you’re his best friend.

however, it wasn’t as fun as you both anticipated, so you both resulted in watching Ran drink until his mouth couldn’t handle any more.

what you had yet to learn about the man, was that he got sentimental and didn’t shut up about the most stupidest things when he got drunk.

“maybe she did like you. hard love, yknow?” you responded, drinking from your cup.

ran clicked his tongue and looked at you.

“she told me herself. left basically everything for Rindou and left me a watch.” ran grumbled, finishing the bottle of Jack Daniels.

you didn’t have a response for that, even if he wasn’t looking for one.

ran glanced at you, and his scowl quickly turned into a grin.

he cupped your cheek and caressed it, smiling softly at you.

“did I tell you how breathtaking you looked tonight?” ran whispered, taking in your features.

you shook your head, suddenly feeling a warm bubbly feeling in the pit of your stomach.

ran let his hand fall and he sighed in content.

“I killed a man earlier.” ran said nonchalantly, now spinning on the barstool.

and there went the bubbly feeling that resided in your stomach.

it was a common occurrence for the two of you to speak about what upset you, even if it involved someone losing a life.

“why?” you asked jokingly, refilling your cup with your concoction.

ran must’ve heard your tone, because he laughed along with you.

“he stepped on my new shoes.” ran muttered, swinging his feet as best as he could.

before ran could raise his hand for another bottle of something, you grabbed his hand.

“let’s get you home.” you spoke quietly, making him realize and nod slowly.

you helped him to his car, and sat him in the passenger seat, before rounding the car to get in the driver’s seat.

you drove him to his house, since you lived up the block from him. you decided you would just walk home when you got him situated.

but he had other plans

thw minute you got him changed into something comfortable, he grabbed your hand.

“it’s 5 in the morning.” ran said, looking you in your eye.

you blinked a few times at his suddenly weird, before laughing.

“it’s only 2:30, ran.” you said, showing him the time in your phone.

he took your phone and rolled over, smiling at your lock screen.

it was a picture he took of the two of you when he was in Tenjiku.

he’d came to you after a fight, just to feel you take out his hair and tell him about your day.

in the picture, his head was between your thighs with a cheeky grin, his hair sprawled out all over the soft flesh.

“can you take out my braids again?” ran asked, looking up at you.

at this point, you’d officially given up on leaving and going home.

you sighed and looked around his room, trying to find clothes that would substitute for pajamas for at least the night.

when you did, you quickly changed while he was busy taking pictures of himself.

when you were entirely changed, you walked over to him with a stool.

“sit on the stool and come on.” you said, putting it in front of the bed.

he pulled himself out of the bed and sat on the stool, letting you take his place behind him.

he rested his head between your thighs, sighing in relief. you pulled his braids out slowly, feeling his head go slightly limp in your lap.

you sighed quietly, continuing to take his braids out slowly.

“ran?” you said quietly, trying to see if he was still at least partially awake.

when you heard no response, you sighed and ran your hands though his hair.

you always loved how he took care of his hair, always having you on the phone for an hour while he thoroughly went through his haircare routine.

he even made you take notes.

you laughed quietly, remembering how rindou attempted to switch out his conditioner with nair. it would’ve worked, if ran didn’t have a habit of smelling his products before using it.

“is it selfish if i wanna be more than this ‘best friend’ label?” you whispered to no one in particular, tilting your head back to face the ceiling and scratching his head lightly out of habit.

sometimes, he made you wonder if he actually know how you felt about him, with the way he was constantly teasing you and making sexual jokes.

“it’s so hard not to kiss you right now.” you sighed, looking down at him.

you didn’t expect to catch violet pupils looking at your own e/c ones.

“then do it.” ran said, reaching up to lazily caress your face.

you stared back at him, taking in his features. his drunken blush was still there, and his lips were still wobbly.

he was still drunk.

“s’okay. i like you.” ran grinned, leaning into you.

you took a shaky breath and pressed your lips against his own, your heart beating out of your chest.

and he grinned into it.

“will you remember this?” you asked, looking at him. 

he blinked slowly at you and played with the shirt you had on.

“hopefully.” he muttered, before getting up and climbing into bed.

he held open the covers for you, and you gladly climbed into the bed with him. you really hoped he’ll remember in the morning

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bouns!:

you woke up to the smell of something sweet. was it strawberry pound cake?

you sat up in ran’s bed, rubbing your eyes.

you glanced around the room for the man, only to find him walking out of his bathroom with his suit pants on and his button down. 

he paused when he caught your eyes.

“good morning.” ran said, smiling and walking over to you.

you hummed and let him sit next to you.

“you remember anything from last night?” you asked first, looking at him.

ran pretended to think, before smiling at you.

“i remember forgetting to ask you to be my s/o.” ran teased, laughing at you.

you rolled your eyes and laid back down, tossing the covers over your head and ignoring him.

ran let out another loud laugh and yanked the covers off you, suddenly really close to your face.

since he was so close, you could smell his body was. the strawberry pound cake smell was him. more than likely his body wash.

“i like you, i do.” ran started, hovering over you ever so slightly.

you blushed and hid your smile, looking into his eyes.

“be my s/o.” ran said, cupping your cheeks.

“not like you’re really giving me a choice here, haitani.” you scoffed, rolling your eyes playfully.

“yes i am!” ran argued, laughing and pulling away from you just a bit.

the moment you two shared was cut short, with ran’s bedroom door slamming open with such force, ran jumped.

“cute. kiss her, date, and hurry up. we’re late enough.” rindou said, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms.

“good morning rinnie.” you said, teasing him with the nickname you’d used to call him the first time you met.

“morning.” rindou said, rolling his eyes, before walking out of the room.

both you and ran watched as he walked away, before laughing.

“put my hair in a bun for me?” ran asked, wiggling his eyebrows.

you scoffed and stood up, stretching.

“get the brush and hurry up.” you said, motioning him to go get the things you needed.

ran smiled and walked over to the bathroom, grabbing the hair products and the brush to hand to you.

yeah, you could get used to this.

[kicktwine]

So how was stormblood? I know it's very hit or miss for people, so what're your thoughts?

I understand why it’s hit or miss! It — to get to the point i would be straight up lying if I said I was an unbiased consumer because I’m not, I’m a coastal American mid 20s rando with a Lot of very current cultural baggage around concepts like patriotism and freedom. And Hamilton references. It all has a sweet and strong and very anti-occupation message (along with themes I very much enjoy dissecting like the constant assertion that it Doesn’t Have To Be This Way, or the expansion into You may not understand this person but you must be able to accept them,) but when combined with Stormblood’s shakier coherence in writing and dialogue and pacing, it comes off as A Bit Off. to me. And I think it missed ever so slightly just due to how it was all structured and set up with the characters we have and motivations we have because the stuff OUTSIDE or Adjacent to the main story, despite how out of place it could feel, was structured great!! Like the Kojin and the Ananta trial and the Kugane mishaps and trying to murder Zenos twice and the ghost ship. Could the main structure have come across very well yes absolutely! It does it on and off it succeeds in there often! But sometimes it doesn’t. I can see a lot of where concepts were promised and not fully delivered, pacing was a bit off, things just happened without really belonging there (despite how much I loved Susano, he could have been better structured. same with many instances and also I feel like the unethical science should have been MORE IMPORTANT THAN IT — maybe it comes back. Who is that scientist.), sometimes dialogue felt somewhat canned. I feel like in a consequences-heavy expansion, many things just didn’t have important consequences, which was very strange

HOWEVER! I cannot give the new gameplay features abd dungeons any crap they are all SO GOOD. And so PRETTYYYYY. And there were so many solo duties that ruled! Every dungeon in this expansion was like whoa this is a PLACE im in you know what I mean??? I’m in a place that’s big and there’s people and there’s NEW MECHANICS and active time maneuvers (??!!!!!!!) and unique fights! I can jump on the roofs in Kugane! And, mind you, when the dialogue was good, it was good. Lyse has a fantastic voice actor. Alisaie is my favorite girl elf creature in thw world. Estinien is like the best p- the guy ever. also m’naago is my new friend. The tower was a great part of sb to me despite my singular gripe. I think Zenos’— I know it’s controversial to some people because he does assume your wol to be a bit more murderous than some people would prefer their characters be and doesn’t take no for an answer, but his um speech did something to my brain a little bit

ON that note the ending was very fast?????? Or like — not FAST, but I wasn’t expecting Zenos or Shinryu to go down in one fight. Two co-op fights, right next to each other. I kind of wanted to beat him up myself. And when Zenos was so impossible to beat before. I was expecting both of them to be WAY harder. Though Shinryu is a COOL fight I’d do the royal menagerie again in a second. I was kind of expecting a three stage trial? Like Nidhogg? I love going into space hiiii big dragon where were you this whole time… u were shafted… but u could not be suffered to live so. Maybe if we’d gotten an instance of fighting the dragon alone after beating the trial?? Could have been Themes. I don’t know

anyways no I can’t quite pin it down, but I’ve said it before I think they had the outline for the story and then built it and went oh this is too much and not enough at the same time and got stuck writing the whole thing after getting stuck in the story they already had. A COMMENDABLE job for getting turned around like that, way better than a lot of video games stories out there, good gameplay and areas that didn’t feel too empty. glances at coerthas falcons nest area. I think the ways they did the exploration thing was good, having us venture further into occupied territory etc, but so much exploration stuff felt oneoff and not there to do much for someone who has been skipping almost all of the side content except stuff I’ve been told is good. It almost felt like they were Trying New Stuff a lot, and some of it succeeded some of it failed. Such is trying stuff!! Such is trying to imitate what you had while making something new and exciting! And I can’t fault them for that

so like — putting aside the fact that I haven’t done post-sb which is like missing 40% of the Thing according to past expansions and my thoughts very well might change, i would 100% do the fights again, maybe watch some cutscenes, but I don’t think I’d NG+ this one. where is that lady selling buuz it is a CRIME i did not get to have any buuz let me buy one yoshi p

[rosewriteroyal]

MAFIA!DANN x TRANSMASC AFAB! READER 🔞

The creaking of the door followed by the soft shut echoed around the mansion as the soft tapping of feet walk across the hard wood floor towards the office. Y/N knocked on the door firs tbut to no reply, He than opened it slowly, there sitting at the desk was his lovely husband of 3 years, Dann.

Dann swift swung the chair around, pulling down the sunglasses and biting his lip towards his husband, the sound of chuckling from Dann stopped as Y/N feel to his knees, joking started to be beg. Following along Dann reached for the gun that laid in the draw, a pointed it as his lover

'Shoot me sir, I know you won't do it but please to die by your hand, oh I'd be in heaven, as much as I am when I rid your cock until I'm numb' Those words from Y/N mouth set Dann of, from the cocktail, playful mood to a now Dominating, Lustful mood.

Pulling the trigger and hearing the safety pull, his lover looked up to see Dann's lust feeled eyes. Dann grabbed Rough but gently around the neck, he placed a sloppy kiss on his lips. The sound of paper moving as Dann placed his lover on the desk infront of him

'Your going to behave, Kitten. Daddy will take care of you' Dann muttered is a deep raspy voice as he went and kissed Y/N neck. The wet sounds turned Y/N on more, the deep feeling inside his stomach as dann started to take of his lovers shirt (Dann's shirt) and kissed down Y/N chest. Tugging at Y/N nipples and hearing the sweet moans

'DADDY!Please' His kitten screamed as Dann looked up

'Kitten! Be patient. I'm getting there, this sweet pussy will have its time with me, just let me enjoy body' Dann said looking Y/N directly in his eyes, Y/N blown out pupils and the slightly open mouth aroused Dann as he could feel his dick growing, oh how he'll use that mouth and make it so pretty with cum.

Dann started to kiss his lover, tounges fight for control, His lover started to unbuckle Dann's belt and started to unbutton Dann's suit. Breaking the kiss, Dann looked at Y/N.

'Let Daddy, do it for you, kitten' With that Dann pulled of his suit jacket, throughing it across the office, next came his tie which he placed on thw desk, to be used for later, He belt also wa space Don the desk, Y/N looked down at the belt and tie and gulped, wondering what torture he had created. While y/N mind travelled to all the things Dann could do with the belt and tie, he didn't here then unzipping of pants, the sudden movement of his arm jolted him to look at Dann.

Y/N had forgotten how large Dann was, beig their last fuck was a long time ago, Dann moved Y/N head to face him

'eyes up here Darling. Oh Kitten, how you do look so tiny, do you think you can handle this' Dann said roughly pulling Y/N down to face his dick, pre cum leaking from the tip, the sound of the belt moving from the table caught Y/N attention

'Know I know you like a good spanking so heres what we are going to do. I'm going to sit on my chair, you are going to suck me off if I see you, not chocking on my cock I will spank you, 3 hits and the punishment gets worse' Dann said sitting back in the chair, his husband came crawling on the floor towards him, grabbing Dann's dick roughly

SMACK!

'Kitten, roughly grabbing my dick is also against the rules, same with biting' Dann said sliding the belt from his lover ass. Y/N slowly started to Kitten licker the head of Dann's cock

SMACK!

'Kitten, are you doing this on purpose? Baby, I told you, chocking or a smack' Dann said pushing his dick into Y/N mouth, hearing the sounds and seeing the drawl hanging from his lovers lips, made him even more hard. 'OH KITTEN, YOUR MLUTH IS AMAZING!'

SMACK!

Pulling of Dann's Dick, Y/N looked up with a unapologetic smile

'You are doing this on purpose' Dann said as he inspected his dick

'I only grazed you, Daddy' The smalll voice came form his lover

'Oh baby, you know what needs to be done' Dann said, pulling his botten draw out and searching for the object. This draw was full of their sex stuff. Collars, gags, beads, dildos you name it, Y/N even once joked they should have a sex room.

'Ah here it is' Dan. Said pulling out a small craving knife. Y/n could feel himself getting wetter by the second, he has so many scars of Dann writing degrading shit on him

'What should we write today, kitten' Dann said 'What about bad cockwhore' and Y/N nodded, sitting on his knees so his chest was on show 'Here baby, right above your heart, oh how sweet' Dann said, starting to scratch the skin, blood ran down Y/N chest, knowing Dann has a blood kink and the amount of bloody sex they have had before, this was Dann plan all along.

'And done, oh you look so pretty covered in blood and with my branding, "DANN'S BAD COCKWHORE" was craved into his chest and Y/N looked happy. Pulling down his underwear and sitting on the Dann's desk, Y/N begged

'Please Daddy. Coke fuck this bad cockwhore until he's all worn out, use my pussy until your done, breed me if you have too' Dann took that beg and walked over, looking down at the puddle on his desk

'Your dripping, kitten. Oh how I'm about to ruin you' Dann said, sliding his cock into Y/N pussy and started thrusting manically, holding Y/N by his legs, Dann pounded away, using Y/N as his own personal sex doll, the sounds of Y/N moans and begs filled the air as the crecking of desk joined in.

'Oh Kitten, im about to cum. I'm going to breed you, you going to look so hot and fuckable when your pregnant, I wont be able to keep my hands off youuuuuu' Dann said with a groan, he came inside of Y/N, his liver wasn't to far behind, squirting all over Dann's dick, all of a sudden their was a crash.

'I think we broke your desk' Y/N said failing to get up off the floor

'I think I broke you aswell, my love' Dann said picking Y/N up and taking him into their shared bedroom 'I'm going to run us a bath, ill come get you when it's ready, there's os water over on the table next to you. Y/N reached for the water and gulped it down, trying to gain his breath back, all of a sudden Dann emerged from the bathroom, walking over to the bed and picking Y/N up, 'we are going to have a ice relaxing bath, with champagne, bubbles and cuddles ' Dann said placing Y/Nin the bath and Dann getting in after, placing his lovers head on his chest.

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@minheeskitten (Zephyr :3) This fic was dedicated to them.

[walnutcookie]

hey maybe you could talk a bit about Hom!Earl gray please

what a silly guy !

okay so . originally he was just a Regular Guy (in most aus). then over time in the web of the multiverse a few of the universes had gotten tangled together and timekeeper had to fix that ! exactly 222 different earl greys from different universes walked into the grandmaster hotel at the same time aaaand... all of those earl greys, all of those hotels, are mashed into one. the hotel is in another dimension now, one outside of any universe, and is practically a gateway to those 222 universes included in the incident

the hotel just looks like . Madness. hence the name hotel of madness. nothing makes sense, objects are floating in mid air, stairs are invisible and lead to nowhere, the hotel room doors are fucked up and now lead to the different universes instead of hotel rooms

and earl grey ? hes a weird mixture of all the people he used to be. his body has been warped to the point where he hardly looks the same anymore. he glitches and flickers into his other appearances but if youd like to see a comparison

hes silly and quirky now . hes got memories from two hundred different lives and hes also forgotten a lot of things/gets confused with his memories. Its funny hes so confused by his gender because he has the same thoughts and feelings from all those universes like girl he cant tell if hes homosexual or homophobic!!! he hates all pronouns but also loves using all of them but also he prefers she/her but also he uses neos and you get the point . Conflicted. he just uses he/him because he does not know what to do about it. hes not aroace but also he is yeah its basically the thing but He doesnt really do romantic relationships because theyre too confusing to him

hes also like 7 feet tall which is fun ! hes an actual god in the hotel, like he can change his form and the hotels form He could literally turn the hotel into disneyland if he wanted . but he cant change the doors in any way. theres no getting rid of them

he has 182739374935 traumatic memories girl hes not ok!!!! he probably cant tell if his nightmaares are just dreams or a memory

at first all of the memories were seeping in slowly but then timekeeper thought it would be silly to have it all happen at once. Guy with migraine

anyways she threatens him so nicely and hes basically forced to watch over this hotel since its a gateway for the multiverse now and it would be easy for someone to fuck with the multiverse and she doesnt feel like checking this thing constantly and earl is already exposed to it So!!!!!

hes forced to check up on the hotel all thw time <3 hes decided on once a month is good enough so he just . Checks on every door which takes like 2 days and just makes sure all his precautions are in place. Each door leads to a supply closet in the universe (in the grandmaster hotel) and anyone can walk through it so he has ro make sure its protected

he spends his free time in the sugary shenanigans universe (one of my aus) because thats where hes happiest,, when he walks through a universe's door he takes rhe original form of what he looked like before he became. Hotel of madnessed. he doesnt tell his siblings (roguefort and eclair) about it because they wouldnt believe him but he DID have permission from tk to introduce the chess choco twins from the sugary shenanigans au to the hotel :) nobody knows much abt the situation (not even timekeeper) so like they assumed once earl dies theyd need someone new to look after the hotel. and the chess twins are already very silly they saw rhe hotel and earls true form and went Wow dad this is so cool! :)

that was a LOT hzbd and theres still a lot i didnt say about him but . this is getting long so ill cut it short here ! :]

[stay-midnight]

hello hello hehe

. . . (dots next to eachother so not as long but its still kind of long and sorry 😭-)

i'd like to first just say that i wish i could have voted for both divine amusement and snowswept tails in the poll lmao !

anyways-anger sex mixed with fox magic?? the reader taking in an skz member who got lost and jeongin gets jealous is 🤧🤧🤧for example, let's say its hyunjin who got lost and jeongin is threatened by him, mostly cause of his good looks and all and seeing reader care for him is driving him mad...reader at this point is ofc aware of jeongin's blood lust so when he sends hyunjin on his way, jeongin just pounces on the reader and its 🤯

(jeongin just growling and marking the reader up, who is affected by jeongin's magic, hypersensetive, omega emulated and heck another jeongin illusion joining the mix-i'd like to say that 1 illusion wouldn't be the limit...and idk but could fox magic do omega emulation to the point where reader could get pregnant by jeongin? even if not then the thought of it would just drive both of them crazy, especially jeongin who'd breed reader nonstop-)

hmmm, in heart to heart, Felix would definitely be still known for his terrible attitude as a king but reader would not tolerate executions left and right 🙄💅 Felix would eventually turn into a sweetheart for reader and the reader would like him to be nice around others too hehe. Also leash play with the king himself but in chain form???? and them just doing it at the royal hedge maze is just- could imagine Felix going, "that's right my love, you know better to get on your knees anywhere for your king"

(i could also imagine Felix sitting on his throne and making reader cockwarm him with their mouth a good hour or 2...)

A Journey through the Cosmos has the most wholesome start/plot right now imo 😭 i'd like to ask on what was the plot for it, would it be like android hyunjin and reader traveling in space or just reader and hyunjin's love story on the mothership, and reader helping hyunjin explore the depth of his personality 👀 the smut would probably hot-hyunjin is an android so his stamina would be unmatched until he needs charging, and ofc he'd be built with a big dick that has built in cum too 🤐🤐🤐 i could see him making his cock vibrate while thrusting in and out of the reader...and could make his hands vibrate just ever so slightly while touching the reader's body 🤧🤧🤧 strength kink too cause h's an android and wouldn't strugtle at all with manhandling the reader- (and if spanking was the reader's thing then some small amounts of electric shock from hyunjin's hands...)

there's a part 2 of this ask that's just about divine amusement cause this was gonna get too long and sorry about that again hehe 🤧💕💕.

hai mystery anonnie for the midnight fic talks!

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OOH sad the poll only allows one vote though heart to heart is winning by miles (we are getting taken over by Felix stans)

Angry sex ft. fox magic w/ jeongin advocate cuz like I think that Jeongin would have a really short temper knowing that he is like wild in a way ig?!? like literally 😭 LIKE DEFINITELY A YES HYUNJIN-JEONGIN rivalry (sorry seungmin-jeongin rivalry the original i hath betrayed you) no cuz like what if Hyunjin notices Jeongin's behavior and tries to like convince reader that like "this bitch crazy and fishy" LIKE SMTH LIKE THAT and even to the point of like offering a place in a nearby town and then get this- Ofc reader doesnt agree cuz like yk thw house in the woods is a family heirloom or whatever then the sexy stuff happens when reader sents hyunjin away then hyunjin soon comes back with like a idk what you call it but people with pitchforks and torches like they bout to expel an evil creature 😭😭-

(No cuz thats hot asf, i can imagine jeongin just full marking the reader like bitemarks and everything! hypersensitive + dumbed down reader like what if jeongin just fucks them to point of the reader just going braindead unable to say anything while jeongin uses them 😭 jeongin dupes go wild like i can imagine reader just being spitroasted in his head😭 maybe even some fox magic that like doesnt make reader release 😔 breeding + omega emulation yes reader do be creating the synthetic magic slick 😭 hmmm idk bout pregnancy tho cuz like technically its emulation not like transformation? 😭😭)

Ah YES Though King Felix would still hold secret executions especially those he deems as threats to his and or reader but King Felix would definitely get over his slight obsession with killing Alis 🤧 then well yeah Felix will try to be nice to the citizens but he still terrorizing the guards for some reason but slowly he'd like warm up to people better still hosting that evil kingly glare though except with the reader. Leash play and bondage with chains is king felix's fortè like he would chain reader in his bed as he fucks him😭YESSSS i can see it the authority play would defo be so hot like despite yk felix warming up he still wont let go of the difference in status like he'll call reader his most loyal subject something like that, oh and yes reader's jaw would ache for his king and like cum in mouth too 😖!

Yeee, actually it actually would be 2 member x reader but the other one was only mentioned but i have bad memory of who it was it was either Seungmin or Chan(?) i think huhu cuz there was the second cryogenic pod that is suppose to open theres a part where they have to land on a planet etc thats why hyunjin has a guard mode but yeah, reader would help hyunjin with his personality and in turn hyunjin helps reader in a lot more ways than ons huehue no cuz yeah the smut would be 10/10 like vibrator dick hyunjin and maybe even built in extending fingers so he could finger the reader deep af 🤫 ofc a built in cum we cant forget that and a dick that also adjust sizes oop 🫢! wall sex with android hyunjin with built in small electric shocks no cuz what if his hand could vibrate then he places them om readers dick- 😖

I SAW THW ASKCAND OMG ITS A WHOLE FANFICTION— ill answer it tomorrow cuz its 3:10 and i still have to release the last unreleased draft but will not be part of the poll nor completed cuz of its similarity to another fic of mine 🤧

[relax-and-read-on]

i don't know which one of the primarchs would sugest it, but i can't stop imagining thw primarchs having a karaoke competition for the family night, what do ou think about it? who would be the worst singer?

I have this weird, personal HC that the one who probably love music the most is... Leman.

The guy grew up with wolfs, and while yes, they are lovely and cared for him very well and I have a lot of feelings about that fact, they don't have music. So imagine him, as a teenager, still half feral and hearing music for the first time. Hearing signing. An entire concept he never even tough about or considered. And it make his semi wolf brain! Happy!! Because dogs also enjoy musics!!! He has no rythmes or musical talent, but he will jump around and dance and sign horribly, because that's what music is about, the joy and emotions it creates.

But! Without further waiting....

The primarch, and they are having a karaoke night

Leman: As mentioned before, he's the one who invited everyone to come Karaoke with him. He's.... Full of enthusiasm, and is trying to make everyone sign at least once. His performances go all over the place, but we have to mention Hungry like the wolf - By Duran Duran, wich made the family cheer him.

Fulgrim: the second most into music!!! He jump after that and does an AMAZING rendition of Womanizer - By Britney Spears. With the choreography. Ferrus is visibly sweating, it's too early for this. Mjød is brought to the table to deal with this, and shit start getting out of hand.

Sanguinius: Grab the mic next, because he had no fear of going after Fulgrim, and actually start signing Tous les mêmes - by Stromae. He love this kind of music and it means nothing, really... Except that Horus is now making a face.

Ferrus: after drinking some liquid courage and because it would make Fulgrim happy- stumble his way through Uptown Girl - by Billy Joel. It's adorable. And he get some wolf whistles his way.

Jaghatai: shit is getting too couply, time to bring some TRADITIONAL signing in here. Goes up and sign Erbed Sookher -- By Aryuna Nimaeva, with full on throat signing. Everyone is slow blinking, but leman is fucking THRILLED. slap Jaghatai on the back and demand to be taught how to throat sign!! The two start sharring alchool and??? They are???? Getting along?!????!?!!!

Magnus: has had too much to drink at this point, because he's a nerdy lightweight. Stumble on stage, and someone (Fulgrim) put on Everytime We Touch - by Cascada. Yell more than he sign but it make everyone laugh and cheer.

Vulkan: He wants to sign toooo!! He's getting!!! Pumped up!!! Definitlt not the best vocalist, and everyone is surprised by him picking MIC Drop -- By BTS by oh my GOD foes he have the right attitude to pull that shit off?!?!

Roboute: He's also getting quite drunk, and he's quite happy, so he pull up one of his fav song Piano Man -- by Billy Joel. Horus start complaining that it's the second time Billy Joel has been pulled up. Sanguinius try to calm him down. Turn out, he took Sang's song pretty personal. Robby is low key sad no one listened to him singing.

Horus: Pissed now, and had too much of a drink. Go on stage, grab the mic and perform Look What You Made Me Do -- by Taylor Swift. Yes he's a petty bitch like that. Sanguinius look like he's about to cry.

Corvus: oh now she's pissed. Grab theic, and perform, while DIRECTLY pointing Horus, Fuck you -- By Lily Allen. Leman is laughing so hard he fall in Lion's laps and stay there. Gracefully throw the mic randomly to her bros when she's done

Mortarion: he's terrified. He can't sing. He doesn't have the voice with his respirator. Someone take pity on him. And put I Want It That Way -- by Backstreet Boys. This is actually a good move, because everyone is also siging and covering his lack of voice.

Alpharius and Omegon: they snatch the mic and perform Levan Polkka -- By Hatsune Miku. Somehow, leaks are produced and they got the dance on POINT. Everyone is confuse. Vulkan is kinda into it.

Angron: he's mind is getting weird between the nails and the booze, but oh my GOD does he being the house down when he start singing Killing in the name -- By Rage Against The Machine. Konrad seem especially into it.

Konrad: he's vibrating. He wanna do a song too now. No one knew he even liked musics. End up performing a frankly HILARIOUS Bohemian Rapsody -- By The Queen. Does every part freakishly well. The night is starting to slow down considerably, as everyone is getting reaaaally drunk.

Lorgar: he's.... Very, very drunk. Does an absolutly gut wrenching performance of Loosing my religion -- by R.E.M. end up a sobbing mess at the end, splayed on Magnus, Sanguinius and Corvus's knees. Horus is still in the dog house. Leman is now asleep against Lion.

Rogal: See that Roboute is still sad that he didn't get to sing Piano man, so he grab him, and they duo We Didn't Start The Fire -- by Billy Joel. It's not the best as they are both stumbling around drunk but by god is it fun.

Perturabo: He mad to go after Rogal, especially when everyone is super drunk and getting ready to leave... But he still take the time to Sing Bad Day -- by Daniel Powter. It make a few of his bros smile, and they all start leaving.

Lion: he wait until everyone has left, and gently sing Des p'tits bout de toi -- by Roxanne Bruneau, very very softly and gently to a sleeping Leman in his laps, while he pet his hairs. Yes, he has a crush, and didn't want anyone else to hear him sing. Leman smile in his sleep.

[lumiidragon]

Back again because I saw another post talking about theories, so...

I'd really love to hear ANY thoughts you have on Bewilderbeasts. They're hands down my favorite Tidal Class dragon, and I REALLY love seeing your artwork of Drei (They're a treasure and deserve nothing but the best). How do you think Drago procured his Alpha? Do you think it was the egg recovered at the end of RTTE or do you run with a different idea?

So buckle up because you have unlocked a thing.

So let me be clear with this: bewilderbeasts are my FAVORITE dragons. I know I draw pretty furies and stuff non-stop, but bewilderbeasts are so hecking cool and are my top favorite HTTYD species.

So lets start with the Drago thing and Drei (yes, I'm just calling him this instead of 'Drago's Bewilderbeast' because I like him having a name). If I am correct, I think the egg at the end of RTTE was supposed to be Valka's bewilderbeast. Now, from that point to HTTYD 2, I think is only 2-3 years. I personally don't believe this egg to be this bewilderbeast's egg because Valka talks and it's kinda been show than she's been doing the rescuing thing with this same nest for years and years if not the entire time she's been gone. Needless to say, not for only three years (time for the egg to hatch, grow, and secure an entire nest to that size? Nah.). So I really just don't think it's her bewilderbeast's egg. So for RP purpose in a private RP I do, it is indeed Drei's, but in terms of whatever headcanons other people has, I'll say it's up in the air. That, and my headcanon Drei is much younger than Valka's bewilderbeast anyway.

So let's now get to my general thoughts on bewielderbeasts as a whole. I love them. Oh I love them so much. I love how they look, how they move, how they sound, how they act, their lore, their alpha species status, everything! Seriously, what is there NOT to love about these big, lumbering dragons? That, and they have whiskers. WHISKERS! Like, I could cry. In my opinion, the biggest thing robbed from the HTTYD fandom is that we never get to see a hatchling of these beasts. I want to see a small, fat bewilderbeast hatchling.

Also, bewilderbeast are the true alphas, hands down. Now I don't want to turn this into my usual throwing shade at THW, but Toothless was the most worthless alpha and couldn't hold a smoldering ember to the capability that a bewilderbeast has as alpha (that's why I'll never recognize Toothless as the "King of All Dragons".) I mean, Valka's bewilderbeast literally built a sanctuary for rescued dragons with his own ice, he personally fed them and even was able to work with seashockers effortlessly, dragons that are so, so tiny compared to him, he's SO gentle with baby dragons as he just gently blew on the baby scuttleclaws to make them get off of his face, and he's even gentle with humans and has such an affectionate way to show when he likes someone (blowing a bit of ice on Hiccup). This is an alpha that's intelligent, gentle, caring, and literally laid his life down for his flock in a desperate attempt to save them. (Toothless literally laid down this same flock to save his 3-day-old relationship with his new sparkly girlfriend...) BUT that's enough of that.

So TL;DR: I love bewilderbeasts with my heart and soul and I think everyone should at least appreciate the whiskers.

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

28 and/or 35 :O

*stares* OK SO I WAS GOING TO WAIT FOR THW MORN BUT.... i did it. I COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD ONE FOR 28 (my apologies) but here's 35, "I believe I can be of some help here", taking place during 156!

(small tw for talk of time and.... time related existentialism ig? Idk, pretty much the same stuff talked about in 156)

Time in Night Vale was normal now. Time in Night Vale had been normal for a few months now, but things didn't get easier. If anything, the dread of a time limit was only getting worse. This was especially the case for Charlie Bair, weekday shift manager at the Ralph's. He always wanted to be a ghost, but that was back when he, like many others, thought he had infinite time.

It was a regular weekday at the Ralph's, and Charlie Bair was pacing slowly around the shop. He couldn't get his mind off of how every minute he spent in the Ralphs is a minute he would never get back. He leaned against a shelf of leftover wheat free bread and sighed, shaking his head, as what he had said to Cecil popped back into his mind. "Every minute spent is a minute lost." He repeated under his breath, until he noticed he wasn't alone.

"I believe I can be of service here." Came a cheerful voice from beside Charlie, causing him to turn around. The man now in front of him was short. He had 2 antennae and 2 inhuman ears sticking out through his hair, but the two things that stood out the most was the man's bright red cape, and the fact that Charlie did not recognize this man.

"INTERLOPER!" He shouted, jumping away from the man and pointing at him aggressively. The man only chuckled in response.

"Not quite, buddy!" The man's already wide, fanged smile grew even wider as he spoke. "I'm here to help!" Charlie raised an eyebrow, before raising his arm back up to point at the man. But as soon as he went to continue shouting at the interloper, he continued. "Don't you listen to the radio?" The man chuckled again, shaking his head. "I am Kasper Rhodes, president of the Quality Cyborg Corporation! Again buddy, I'm here to help!" As Kasper spoke his name, it all came to Charlie. This was the man Cecil spoke of on the radio, the man offering a second chance, an opportunity to live forever.

After a few minutes of Charlie staring at Kasper somewhat dumbfounded, he continued. "I am offering you an opportunity, Charlie. A wonderful opportunity! You want to live forever, and I am here to provide that for you!" Kasper laughed, his cheerfulness not dwindling in the slightest. "For a price, of course." His voice lowered, as his cheerful look shifted to one of smugness for a brief moment. He then held out a hand to Charlie. "$10,000 flat, no refunds! What do you say, buddy? Deal?" Charlie grabbed Kasper's hand rather roughly, and shook it aggressively. Finally, no more time limit.

[pelibirdie]

I have.....a request!

I highly doubt Elowen wanted to be a badass criminal when she was younger so she's talking to MC and she lets it slip that her dream as a kid was to be, like, a businesswoman or something idk and she thinks nothing of it but MC is now DETERMINED to make her dreams come true

Or at least try lol

Also I promise I will do your request, college is just hard to settle into!

Author's note: Oooh ok ok let's see, I've been reading metamorphosis and let me tell you it's taling me so much willpower to finish this book. Ive finished tragedies but capitalism is where I draw the line it seems

Elowen never imagined she'd end up like this. Two swords in her hand, dressed in all black, hunting down bounties and doing commissions for random people. Of course the income was more than enough with the way she was working, but if you had told her that she'd be a sellsword years ago...she would have brushed you off without a thought.

It was a hard few years, she'd admit. As a child, sons and daughters of merchants passed through the streets of Vair; clothes from exquisite foreign fabrics, books they held had weight to them, the tiny paper bags they had on a weekly basis held candy Elowen could only get in a month. By no means Elowen was poor, they had only majorly stuggled when her and Lucan's parents had passed away. But she wanted to be like those children. She wanted to be one of the kinds who didn't play with cheap wood swords, but those made from elm trees. To have those hard cover books and to be able to afford to go to every play. To get those candies for Lucan and to gift her mom and dad nice things. If you had asked her, years ago before her life turned upside down, Elowen would tell you: "I'm going to be a merchant." She wasn't bad at finances or doing the math. Everyone knew that she was also clever and studious. But whatever the goddess had planned for her, it definitely wasn’t being a merchant.

It has been a few months since Elowen joined your side. After hearing of cultist activity, you and Elowen decided to investigate the empty theatre for clues. Her boots clicked on the emty stage, tens and hundreds of red-velveted seats were facing her. Little daylight remained from the closed area of the theatre, it was your illuminating magic that made some things easier to see. Dusting the cushioned seat, you looked up at Elowen. "You look like you're about to recite something from a play." You chuckled. "What makes you say that?" Elowen replied, amusement in her voice. "Do you want me to?" She asked. You stopped for a moment, taking a seat. "By all means Miss Bhaldraithe. "

Elowen took a deep breath in, eyeing a lounge covered in velvet curtains. Burgundy patterns on red fabric, gold rimmed balconies and the light from the glass window at the ceiling lightly illuminating her.

"It’s not that desire for thw beauty that haunts me. No paintings, no dishes of a foreign land. But in this system I stand, baffled and helpless, alone as every being and crying for bread. Luxuries poured down throats of nobles as my brothers starve. Our luxury is bread, meat, the desert we wish for is the jam the old ladies make and the home we call are people but a stone castle. I am not afaid of asking for my right. Neither are my home."

"Whoa." You clapped Elowen. "Who knew you could recite such a long line? Which play was it from??" Elowen lightly smiled at you. "Home of Stone and Flesh. It's one I discovered in my late teen years, the play is essentially about how there is an unimagineable economic injustice and how there is this woman who works day and night to nurture her mother. A very touching story, might I add." Elowen looked proud, it really did seem like something she would like. A deep story with tragedy.

"That place." Elowen pointed towards the fancy balcony seats. "That is where merchants used to watch plays. I wanted to be one, to gain money and get nice things. I wasn’t too poor but we did stuggle from time to time." Elowen looked at you. Your mouth agape, you stared at her. "I'm telling you this because I trust you. Some people called my desire to be a merchant lame but to be honest, is it really lame if you're doing your work on a fancy wood tesk with coffee from another part of that world?" "No I gotta give that to you. Being rich is a desireable thing, after all. But, if you wanted to be a merchant why become a sellsword? There are a lot of opportunities and I know not everyone can get to do what they like but...you just seem the type of person to get what you want." You took the hamd Elowen extended towards you, stepping onto the wood stage, and admiring the view. "Things changed too quickly before I could catch up to it. Lucan wished to be in Porrima, and I wished to stay in Vair. In the end, it was not in Night Mother's plan it seems. I can still get what I want. But I do not resent my current life either." Elowen shrugged. On her way to fins clues for the cultist activities. "Come on, let’s finish this work before I got too nostalgic. " You smiled and went after her.

The search was done before midnight. With a few leftover objects of a spell and the drawn copy of a sigil, the two of you left for Fathom. Elowen sat on the couch. Bouncing her leg with a cup of coffee in her hand. Did she really make a wise desicion by telling you this? Did you aslo think it was a boring life she’d lead if she were a merchant or maybe never even get to be rich in a system where everyone ate each other up? The distant bickering od Sage and Anisa in the other room already made it hard to focus, and feeling the cushions sink next to her broke it off completely. "Hey." You said. "MC? What do I owe this visit for?" Elowen had her poker face on again. "Hoping I didn't interrupt your thinking, I came here with a proposal." Elowen listened in silence. "Come to Earth with me."

Elowen stopped, almost choking on her coffee as drops of the brown liquid fell on the floor. "Excuse me??" "Well you see, it’s easier to become a 'merchant' on Earth. The process may be complicated for you bc you will have to learn how to use technologies of Earth. And you will get the chance to start over if you'd like. It's just a suggestion though! No pressure. Who knows I mean maybe you will like Earth and you can travel back if we find a way and-" "thank you, MC." Elowen said. "Huh-" "thank you. I dont really have a problem with Astrea but I'll maybe consider. No one really offered solutions to me so this was a first." Elowen took a sip from her coffee.

"No proble-" you stopped as soon as you felt warmth in your cheek. In the blink of an eye, it was gone. "Also, tell those two brickering fools to keep it down. Some of us still have work to take cae of." And with that Elowen got up and left.

Sage barged into the room, followed by Anisa. "Un- believable! I tell you to be careful and still I find out that you went off on your own again?!" Anisa said after Sage. " I literally told you you would get lost in the sewers if you tried to follow me Annie! And- oh MC hi what's up?" Sage threw himself to the couch next yo you. "Oho? Who did you get to kiss while we were gone?" Sage made a smug look that reminded you of a cat. "A WH- HUH?" you jumped. "Is,,,isnt that-" eyes fell on Anisa. "Isn't that the color of Elowen’s lipstick?" "WHAT DID DID YOU JUST SAY-" Sage sprinted from the couch. "SAGE WAIT FELIX IS STILL INSPECTING-" Anisa ran after Sage.

So that's what that warmth was.

[jinleebelee]

I fucking love these massagers-

So I just finished giving them a good test run and holy hell 😳 it was amazing- it was just a chefs kiss all together

Thought I was practically dying both before and after I absolutely loved every minute of those damn massgers but

JESUS ANTICIPATION MUCH-

Jesus like ok. So right now it's like 2 42 jn the morning and here I am board (just finished drawing a oc still need to do the background) and I'm like Jesus I'm board but also tired bjt not tired to go to sleep qnd I just fuckin had no mood at all

Like for people who know me. Who think that as soon as I got the massgers I'd give them a test run right away (cause of how lee I can get and how practically everyday in like please God someone send me the tks)

But no I was like. When I opened them and just gave them a mini run just a quick touch on the foot you'd think I'd be flustered enough to actually give them a run. No no I didn't. Not even yesterday did I give them a thought.

Bht then all of a fucking sudden I decide to read a fic cause I'm board. And then I got flustered thinking about those damn massgers and how I wanted to do a dream tk thing and I was like pfft I ain't gonna ve that flustered

Yeah I was flust3red thinking about it but I wasn't full blown flustered as I usually thinking of stuff like that.

So me being the God damn smart ass I was. Laughing thinking oh nooo I'm soo flusyered in a sarcastic fucking tone. Until I start getting the tools ready and then it hit me.

Let me fuckint tell you how fast and hard did the flusterness hit me-

Felt like I was fucking meting a ler face to face for the first time qnd they judt asked me to sit next to them. But I'm just so flustered too thw point my face was probably a fucking tomato from how hard I was blushing. Slowly walking up and just being as slow as possible.

To say the least the progress was slow- very very very very very very very very slow-

And right qhen I thought I was ready then I got anothor fucking idea. Baby oil- Back back in the day. Like im talkin 6th grade- Before I even fuckin had tumbler(yeah yeah i know hkw the hell did i know baby oil and shit. Its called i looked up tk videos on youtube when i was sad in the 4th grade and didnt know any god damn better and shit. And basically i saw all these fuckin tools and shit. Lookin up wvery tk tool in the book and well here i am. A fucking tk nerd) I bought baby oil and to this day I still have it. Crazy but I still have it. Damn I'm getting too old- lmao.

So any way I slowly get up from NY bad and slowly very very- *ya yall get the point with the very slowly shit) grab it and set down on my bed

Ag this point I'm just thinking to myself what have I gotten myself into- I am absolutely terrified and flustered and just dying- (so much for oh I'm not gonna get flustered hahaha attuide-)

So here I am trying to figure out how exactly I'm gonna do this. Cause for people who know me or have been reading my blog know that I 👏 can't 👏 keep 👏 a 👏 tool 👏 on👏myself 👏 by👏 myself since this message rotates and had bristles ya know damn well I can't just hold on to it and leave their no I needed extra support.

And no that support isn't a irl ler. That would be nice but ya boi is very very anti social and has social anxiety (jazz hands)

So I used my second best thing tape!

It worked like a charm (I love ya type thank you for helping me stick it when ever I need) yes I just tried to say a pun-

SO FINIALLY AFTER GETTING THEM TAPPED ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TURN THEM ON-

easier said then done-

It took a long amount of courage, curses whines and "oh my fucking gods" to doni5 but I did it

And I fucking died

I was in heaven and hell and holy crapndid it fucking tk-

Practically holding my laughter which had never happened when I'm self tk cause I can hold in my laughter pretty good (unless a ler is wrecking my ass)

BUT JESUS- I HAD TO GRAB MY PLUSH AND HIDE MY FACE. BSNG MY HANDS ON THE GOD DAMN BLANKET AND GRAB AT MY FACE AND HIDE LIKE- AHHHH

AND IN MY HEAD I WAS FLIPPEN THE HELL OUT

MY THOUGHTS WERE LIKE

FUCK FUCK FUCK IT TKS IT TKS TKSSS

NONONOO FUCK NOT THWIR ANYWHERR BUT THEIR

NOHOHOHO THIS ISNT FAIRRR NOT THEEEREEEE

Ohmygodittksitkssomuchiloveitilove

Ohmygodidontwantthistoend

and all that was from one being turned on.

But once I turned the second on on Jesus christ-

IT TKED MUCH MORE THEN THE FUCKING FIRST ONE AND I HSD BOTH ON NOW

AND RIGHT NEAE THE FUCKING END I COULDNT FUND THE DAMN SWITCH TO TURN OFF ONE OF THEM. SND THAT ONE WAS GOING AT IT.

I TURNED THE OTHER ONE OFF BUTBTHE TOHER ONE TOO FOREVER TO FIND THE BUTTON TO TURN OFF

(notsayimgthatiwasntenjoyingitcauseitwasthesecondonetobeturnedonanditwasmuchworsethenthefirstonebuthavingbothonwasimcredible-)

(BasicallyIhadthebesttimeever-)

[unreadpoppy]

i don't know about others, but i like your writing, we all have our moments of self doubt, but that doesn't mean we are bad at the things we do, we usually tend to be too severe with the things we ourselves do in ways we would never be with others, there is quite the chance, that if you had read what you had written, but didnt know it was you, you would have liked it (i am an awkward person and i am not good with words, so sorry for that XD

also, i hope that you feel better soon, and if you need to take a break from writing, then take it, please cherish your mental health!

Thansk anon I really appreciate it ❤️

I'm gonna rant here for a bit but basically I'm in this big group project for university and in this project we did a short film and there's written part, which is basically an academic essay that is required. We have had this big project before and the essay portion is always required and I've literally been part of the writing team (against my will) in ALL projects, and from early on I said i had not wanted to write this shit again but because we were working with an even smaller group and I got lowkey accused of "doing nothing" in the project, I ended up writing the damn paper.

The thing is, I was pretty much the ONLY person in the group writing the essay, which is about value afro-brazilian culture, and that is a hard topic for me to write about because I'm literally the whitest person in the whole group and i have very little contact to that aspect of brazilian culture due to my upbringing.

But i wrote it anyways, I researched, and every single time I asked for help from the other people in my group (and especially from the people who were black and had more contact with their culture) I got told "we're already doing too much, we can't help you" or "I don't know how to write this." And yes I got irritated because this part of the project is literally worth more points than the short filme but I let it go because yeah doing the film would be complicated and I had HOPED that once they were done with filming, the rest of the group, which now would be doing nothing, would help me with the writing.

And like... only 1 person helped after the filming was done and I still helped them a lot. And btw, everything that I'm saying here were things that I had communicated with the teacher, so he was aware of the struggle I had while writing that paper and he reassured me.

Well, tomorrow is the deadline and I woke today thinking well there's only two more thing to be written and then it'll be done but the teacher read the essay again and then sent a 3 minute voice message talking about all the parts of the essay that needed to be changed and that it still needed to be better and that if we were to turn it in right now, we would get a low grade. He also said like "you guys can't throw everything on Brenda's back, everyone needs to work on this" but still my heart fucking broke with what he said because since i'm the one who did 99% of thw writing, if we get a low grade it's on me because even when everyone KNEW we had to finish this by tomorrow, they prioritized things that were irrelevant to out grade and our project.

And I'm just so frustrated with this whole damn thing, I got blue screen after all the teacher said and began to cry because I have no idea what the fuck to do or how to fix this. At the very fucking least, the other people in the group finally decided to go write something and I already told them that I'm in no place of mind to be working on this shit right now.

Sorry this is too much anon but I haven't talked about this here before so this is the reason i've been so fucking stressed since september.

Once again, thank you anon

[m3rki]

as promised like i said;

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

WJQT THW FUCK

[mandrs-writes]

Genuinely curious here! When you say you want to turn MG into a book to sell, do you mean like a published book that will go into bookstores? Or something else? And if so, how would that work? Would you have to change the characters’ names or what? Just wondering how that process would work!

Hey! So I've been wanting to publish Misguided ghosts as a standalone novel since before I even started writing it. I would have to change the names and since I would publish it as a young adult novel, I'd have to tone back the smut scenes quite a bit.

However, I also want to sell the fic as is with the same names and content as a fully bound book. Some other authors like Trish (dressed_in_darkness) do this and I'd like to do the thw same with all my finished works at some point!