#WOW HOLY MOLEY!

[vesselforsale]

70s VINTAGE SERGIO ASTI ICM BOCA ESPRESSO SET | LISTING 

[olderthannetfic]

You ever see a take that makes you want to bite someone?

It’s popular in one of my fandoms to genderswap the juggernaut m/m couple. This comes with also genderswapping one of their canon (f) love interests.

I just saw someone say that this relationship between MC and LI would be a lot more damaging than in canon, because it’s more traumatic to force yourself to date a man as a lesbian than it is to force yourself to date a woman as a gay man.

And I just…wow. Have you never talked to a gay man ever in your life? What is the thought process between things like this?

I had to take a step back because I cannot let myself get *that* pissed about stupid people in fandom being stupid, but holy moley.

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[bubbiethesaur]

YOU. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S WRITING THAT AWESOME FIC AREN'T YOU???!!?!? "LONG ROAD AHEAD"??? I LOVE YOUR FIC SO MUCH, IT'S INCREDIBLE. I STARTED READING WHEN I SAW A MOOT REBLOG IT. THEY SAID IT WAS GREAT, SO NATURALLY I LOOKED INTO IT AND HOLY FUCKING MOLEY I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! I SEMI-BINGED ALL THE CHAPTERS IN JUST A FEW DAYS AND I'VE BEEN MEANING TO SEND AN ASK ABOUT HOW INCREDIBLE IT IS. I LOVE EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS FIC. EVERY. SINGLE. THING. AND IM SO CURIOUS (AND A BIT SCARED) ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO WITH ECLIPSE..

SPEAKING OF ECLIPSE, WHEN THEY MURDERED THOSE FAZFUCKS??? I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT AT ALL. WOW. I WAS ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED WHEN IT HAPPENED. IT WAS AWESOME AND UTTERLY HORRIFYING. I MEAN.. JESUS CHRIST, ECLIPSE...

ACK. SORRY FOR RAMBLING, YOUR FIC IS JUST.. INCREDIBLE. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

⭐👍

Aaahhhhhhh THANK YOU SO MUCH!! NEHDHHSJSNDBBSHDHS!!! (Also, I’m so sorry for taking ten thousand years to reply, my mind is a pasta strainer right now)

Auughhhh but thank you!! Eeeee it even shocks me when I reread that chapter and get to where Eclipse cracks the person open like a KitKat bar. They had just absolutely (almost) no impulse control at first.

As for what happens to Eclipse… 🙂

I’m just having so much fun with this fic and it means so much to hear you like it! Really really thank you! I’m seriously chomping on my keyboard to finish chapter 15 which is A RIDE.

[tiny-wren]

Hello again!! im the person who asked for your quimm playlist!! this might be a long ask pls forgive me

i finished listening to it and omg its so???? they all describe timm and quinn's relationship so well im ??? sobbing????

my favorite song might be "Short Skirt / Long Jacket" AND I KID YOU NOT I HAVE NOT HEARD A SINGLE SONG THAT PERFECTLY DESCRIBES A CHARACTER!! EVER!!!!! THE SONG WAS MADE SPECIFICALLY WITH QUINN IN MIND IDC... i literally squealed (and kicked my feet in the air) when I first heard it, like i can imagine timm singing this song to quinn and being so flirtatious about it like yeah thats my girlboss thats the love of my life hee hee

Moondance is just!! holy moley ROMANTIC TIMM AHHHH if I were quinn i would've fallen in love immediately (she probably did)

cardigan is also so so perfect for them bc like its Quinn reflecting on their relationship, how it came to be, how it crashed in the end, and the longing... IT HURTS IT HURTS SO BADDDD

(I also hc that Quinn plays the piano and thinking abt her playing this song makes me RAHHHH IM GOING CRAAAZYY!!!)

Gives You Hell, this is like a big middle finger to each other post break up LMAO I LOVE IT

How Deep is Your Love, this song is just soooooo aahhhhhhhhh!!! slow dancing quimm next to a fireplace at midnight vibes!! (i assume this is added bc of the quimm fanfic which uwahhhfhhdh i love that fic sm)

i could go on abt the other songs on here but these are just some of my favorites from your playlist (that i will now be repeating until the end of time) so thank you ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

WOW sorry I took ages to answer this!

I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU LIKED IT OH MY GOSH. I tend to make stretch associations with songs, so it's nice to hear they do fit the characters/ship HAHA.

i love that quinn piano player hc...will be rotating that in my mind now

I DID ADD HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE BC OF THE FANFIC, ABSOLUTELY, felt like a crime not to. teehee! awwhwhwah enjoy!!! :D

[the-french-belphegor]

Elizabeth, Jon and Tommy on a lazy morning, (half-)asleep and drowsing and making each other laugh. Figured some softness would be a nice way to start the year - especially since I started 2020, 2021 and 2022 with soft drawings of my OT3, so why not 2023? (also holy moley, this is my fourth year being ridiculous about these characters!? Wow!)

Here’s to 2023 being the least terrible possible 💜

[plantcrazy]

Lost Children of the CCC - Escape The Wall

Chapter 12: Fine Dining

Lunch with the Elites of the Toppat Clan.

Productive discusssions!

Escape Plans

Problem solving-

Wait...

What do you mean "Kind of"?

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Holy moley, how long has it been since you guys got a chapter???

Where did 2 months go??? ;>>

I suppose the funny thing is, I was drawing this cover and thinking to myself, "Wow. I feel so rusty. How long has it been since I last drew digitally?". A while apparently.

It's just been a lot of behind the scene work going on.

[of-the-eventide]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers. 😊

Lol this actually is such a cute and sweet little ask chain holy moley. I mean 5 things that make me happy? Get out of here I'm gonna cry.

Getting little ask like this actually is something that makes me giggle not gonna lie. Any ask really is always fun to get in my ask box but I always find these ones just cute.

This one is cheesy for real but the smell of fresh baked cookies and bread? Oof isn't that just the most homey of smells, instant nostalgia factor for me right there.

I live right next to a dog park so I get to met puppies all the time and that is an amazing part of my day

Honestly all you guys on here have made me love tumblr again cause wow the ffxiv community on here is just so kind and good I always love coming on here and logging on in game just to interact with yall so kisses to every one of you.

This one is also cheesey but my roommate and sister are both the light of my lives so there is that.

But lol thanks so much for dropping this one in my box I can't wait to spread this one around cause it's so cute.

[alvinmichaelmurphyseville]

“So I’m into this new band called AJR. I was recommended it by a pal and HOLY MOLEY DO I LOVE IT!”

“I have probably played the song Inertia like 45 times now, maybe 50. It resonates with me so deeply. They all do, but especially that one because PHYSICS haha.”

“Anyway, I’m trying to get into them slowly, so I’ve only listened to 5 of their songs so far, (Inertia, Karma, The Dumb Song, Maybe Man, and Wow, I’m Not Crazy) but I’m hoping to grab a few more tomorrow to add to my collection!”

“I love making playlists! A good playlist is like having a friend there to gently nudge you into doing stuff you find boring.”

“By the way, speaking of boring, I’ve been basically chillin’ in classic mode for a few days now and my chores are STILL getting done.”

“I have to go back to school shopping soon. Not looking forward to that. But, maybe I can flip back into 2.0 mode for that. He loves back to school shopping! Maybe? I dunno for sure? All I know is that I currently find the thought intolerable.”

“I’m kind of hungry again. I wonder if there’s any pizza left.”

[bedboat]

i got a decibel measuring app with a function to auto detect sounds over a certain range (adjustable setting)

and it is the most sanity healing thing for my little gaslit ptsd brain, holy moley

like it is astounding how much peace this brings me

consciously, i know, and have checked exstensively w others around me anyway to confirm what i know, but having a tangible measured thing i can check and go "wow the noise i am making is actually very small and the way the neigbours respond is actually VERY intense and fucked up"

i dont need to have a plan from here beyond checking it from time to time to reassure myself that my auditory perception is what it says it is, it just really helps to have proof for like... anything that is to do w my perception of things, after so many rounds of post-acute-gaslighting ongoing psychiatric and medical gaslighting.

tbh the only thing i can imagine myself using this for is if we were to try confronting them again, to have something to refer to when they just go "idk what you mean ❤" (but then they got more bold about it, and they do it to all of us, and when my bf is here.)

but honestly im getting enough magic out of having it, im less frustrated, less reactive to it in a general way, less stressed. amazing.

[intistone]

AAAA

300 kudos WAT

Thank you guys so much aaaa

[thebeautyoffandoms]

,,,,toilet bound latest chapter,,,

tt,,,,take some doodles,,,,,,,,,,,,

spoilers below the cut <3

[thepoisonroom]

can't stop thinking abt that castielenjoyer post like the PERFECT cadence of the line 'sex him so good he say blah blah blah'. i'm going out of my mind with it.

[quilfish-swan]

i watched "dont look up"

[stagcharmed-a]

Parasite winning best picture is all I care about anymore forever

[jellyryans]

Title: we’re not a zero-sum game Pairing: Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Minor Kiyoyui Word count: 5468 Rating: No Archive Warnings Apply Potential Trigger Warnings: blood drinking but no descriptions of violence

Written for @humandisasterbuckybarnes​ as part of @haikyuusecretsanta​!

Suga learned a few things in quick succession. The barista who worked the later shift was also a vampire, his name was Sawamura Daichi, he was infuriatingly handsome and his extreme reaction to Suga’s first visit hadn’t been a fluke. For reasons he tried and failed to fathom, Daichi had trouble keeping his wits about him in Suga’s presence.

Thus, the game was born.

Read it on ao3!

[assortedvillainvault]

Anyway I can get Jafar, Pitch Black, and Imhotep headcannons for a s/o whose down bad?

Hello Anon and HELL YES here we GO:

Down Bad!S/O Headcannons: Jafar

This Smug Bitch

You thought the teasing was bad before you started seeing eachother, but holy moley-

He knows exactly what you like about him and flaunts it Every. Damn. Day.

It doesn't matter if you're supposed to be organising the palace workload or having midday brunch - this man has dropped his voice into octaves not suitable for public knowledge and he won't stop *almost* touching you it's driving you absolutely spare either move away or put those hands to better use you twisted prick -

Will not stop the bedroom eyes during inapproriate situations - Jafar if you drop one more innuendo over the Sultan's oblivious head that staff is being shoved where the sun doesn't shine.

Finds it aborable to see you blushed, flustered and furious.

In private though - OH BOY

Seeing just how badly you want him has had him all shades of turned on 24/7.

Physical affection is inescapable. There's constantly hands on your arms, face, shoulders and waist at minimum. He has no problem rearranging your schedule at short notice to steal extra hours with you. You don't mind either

More than once as you've both gotten, ahem, carried away, he's started to slither into something more cobra-like than strictly human.

He can't help it, the urge to wrap himself inescapably around you and squeeze, to feel you wriggle uselessly in his grip...

Once, fed up of the ball being constantly in his court, you took initiative and played footsie during a high stakes council meeting.

He couldn't reciprocate as he was facing away, addressing the sultan and his ministers. You smirked as you felt him trembling with restraint, one hand fisted in his robes under the table.

You played innocent until the meeting ended. He snapped to face you, eyes slitted and tongue flickering, fangs already out, and you gleefully decided you were absolutely doing this again even as you ran.

Down Bad!S/O Headcannons: Pitch Black

Smug Bitch Number 2 Coming In Hot

Ok so it's taken a Long Time to get to this point, Pitch has a lot of hurdles to clear in order to capture and hold his attention, what shocked him was the determination, and speed, you did it with.

To someone as attention starved and underappreciated as Pitch, your genuine interest and eagerness is water in the desert, balm to the burns...fuel to the fire.

You're not down bad enough that he doesn't scare you...in fact, he's been able to creep out and scare you plenty of times, but you keep coming back despite everything. It vexes him that he can't send you running, but even more that he doesn't want to.

If you're on speaking terms with any of the guardians, and refeuse to badmouth him or even, be still his nonexistant heart, defend him... oh darling you're his, and his forever, and he's going to flaunt that fact everywhere, private and public.

He's going to love showing you everything about him, pushing and pulling your comfort zone to include his realm and everything in it. Like a child with an interest that no-one has let him talk about before, he's going to steep you in the creation of nightmares, forgotten monsters in the edge of the light, caverns that have been silent since the dawn of time, the thrill of a challenge to be overcome, of hearts near beating out of chests and the addiction of adrenaline...

He's wanted so long to be understood that he can scarce believe it's actually happening. Try to be understanding when his paranoia rears it's head, fear can absolutely feed on itself.

If you're comfortable, his showmanship tendencies will involve you. You can't say his command of a room, the drop of his voice into the smooth promise of a threat, the way he strecthes to fill the shadows doesn't do it for you. He just asks that you keep the starry eyed giggling to a minimum please - he has an image to maintain in front of his enemies, darling~

Down Bad!S/O Headcannons: Imhotep:

Oh wow, ok, I hope you can keep it contained for a bit, Imhotep isn't the kind to appreciate out and out worship or airheaded platitudes. Actually, he distrusts people who are forward with appreciation for him in gerenal, too used to fawning and deception from his life as high priest.

He much more appreciates dedication and assistance in practical matters before personal, so if you can channel that energy into helping him acheive world domination then he's much more likely to notice, and be approving of such feelings.

That said, once you become an Item (something that took a phenominal amount of convincing after the disaster that was Anuk Su-Namun) you see a whole new side to him than was previously on display.

When Imhotep wants something, he wants it with his whole being, and acts accordingly. He's physically affectionate, always tucking you under his arm or gently holding your face. He's never shy about the expectations he has for you both, and outright states that he has full confidence in your abilities and prowess, not just in private but in full view of enemy and ally alike.

Such open, honest, implicit confidence in you from a 5000 year old cursed mummy can come as a shock, but it's the bedrock that will form a mountain as you push eachother forward.

Your dedication is more appreciated than you know. But more than anything, Imhotep is after an equal, and will appreciate you to disagree or even argue on occasion. He enjoys the chase of a conversation more than blows, especially if you come to a mutual agreement at the end.

If you snark back at him in ancient egyptian he is going to pin you against the nearest surface and steal your breath away for h o u r s.

He's a gift giver, and would appreciate the same in turn. Good luck with that and I hope you're cool with grave robbing.

Anon theses were an abslute delight to write, thank you for the ask and I hope you enjoy!