#Will Ward

[soranatus]

[inbabylontheywept]

so i left the mormon church as a teenager (15ish? 16?), but stayed in attendance until i was 20. i was pretty up front about the whole deciding-it-wasnt-true process with my bishop, who frankly took it really well, but it wasnt like i pulled all 150 ward members aside and had a heart to heart with them. anyway, i didnt believe, so at 19 i didnt go on a mission, and while some people in the ward were totally fine with that, others werent. and there was one woman in her late 50s who pulled me aside one day to interrogate me why i hadnt gone on a mission.

"the duty of every young man" she said.

and the thing is, im autistic. and a lot of people assume that when youre autistic, your social skills just arent very good. but thats not exactly true. your Be Polite skills are kind of eh, and they tend to stay that way, but as a sort of survival mechanism your Be Rude skills become amazing simply because you get put in tons of situations where your choices are to Function or Be Polite. and no one can choose Be Polite forever. the world demands function, it merely encourages politeness.

anyway, it can really catch neurotypicals by surprise, because hey, heres this kind of awkward, graceless guy, who stumbles over his words a lot and is very apologetic. hes probably a huge pushover. but i'm only like that when we're playing The Polite Game, because i am frankly kind of bad at it. but when its time to play The Rude Game, i go fucking ham and asking about the not-going-on-a-mission thing is Super Rude. so i said:

"sister hadlock... they wont let me go because i lit-er-ally cannot stop sucking dicks. i dont know why, its just so, so hard."

*dramatic pause*

"also - its very difficult to stop."

anyway, it almost killed her. i think she'd expected to just kind of steamroll me for the entire conversation, but the answer crushed her soul. instead of continuing her interrogation she made a noise like a horse drowning in a bog and left.

to add insult to injury, she went to the bishop after that, thinking he'd chew me out for being an ass, but instead he chewed her out for not minding her own business. then she went to my parents after that, who basically went "yeah, babylon was pretty rude. but youre also pretty rude. what are you, mad that he's better at it than you?"

i really loved that ward.

[somerandomdudelmao]

Part 15 :0

I think this is the last part of this episode ahahaha

In case you're wondering, Oscar's parents are happily married and absolutely in love with each other. All parents. All four. of them.

And he has three younger siblings he absolutely adores~

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[freshydip]

[lovelyladylikes]

[a-state-of-bliss]

Tony Ward Haute Couture Spr/Sum 2023

[theresstilltime]

yknow that thing kids do where they wake their parents up by staring at them in the darkness until they jolt awake to see a dark figure standing over them??

[t8oo]

psych wards are so isolated and kept shut from the outside world that it kind of feels like you live on an island with 150 other people that got somethin seriously wrong with them. A small foreign nation of freakazoids. So I made Miku one of us

[seraph111m]

oh grandma.. what big teeth you have fanart of @DuckieGrumpy on twitters sable and unknown cosmetic concepts (:

[sanjispudding]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP NEW JEFF WARD BTS DROPPED

[traffys]

peter is BREATHTAKING bro… god that SMILE??

[anthonysperkins]

Francesco D'Macho and D.O. Raging Stallion’s Giants: Part One (2011) dir. Chris Ward and Steve Cruz

[vyorei]

Here's an amalgamation of news from the last 2 hours

Schools, hospitals, the one road civilians are fleeing down, NOTHING IS FUCKING SAFE.

WERE YOU ANGRY ABOUT AL-AHLI? WELL HERE, THERE'S FUCKING MORE. BRING THAT RAGE BACK AND START MAKING NOISE.

[somerandomdudelmao]

Part 10 >:D

Oh, hey, what's up? I had a massive distraction event haha Hopefully at least some of you still remember what these characters even are

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[zzoupz]

faith: the birdy trinity

[poison-p1nk]

you gotta have faith.