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Good morning girl (well for me lol) I just woke up so it might not make sense idk 🤷🏾♀️
I can't help but think about when Alexander found out our girlie isn't a maiden. I Imagine what would happen when he came back.
⚠️Warning smut writing ahead⚠️
You moaned, tears from pain and pleasure, rolling down your cheeks as your husband, Alexander the Great brought you to your sixth climax, his cock drilled into you without mercy "You may not have your maidenhood, but I will give you what no man ever will. You will bear my heirs, my queen. We will bring a being of our love into this world!" Alexander moaned, slamming into you once more and filling your womb with his seed.
"You will be mine, forever."
The end
I think Girlie would be scared of being a mother so young, but best believe she'd love those kids.
Good night~ Now, as I'm replying, it's good night and sorry for the late reply 😭
In canon, our girl is a virgin by vote, but in an alternate au... 😈
And I LOVE your thirsty 😭❤️ I think it's very accurate with our Alex the Big (his new nickname) and him finding out our girl is a virgin or not is always an interesting thing 💕💕
If you have more, feel free to send them! ❤️❤️
Just like if you have requests for prompts or love letters, which are open, feel free to send them! 💕 and that can include some nsfw as well... 🖤
~ Lady L
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rei my lovely spouse the light of my life /p has anyone told you that you have a way with words? because YOU HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS
#— 🔏.#if i had a nickel#for every time one of my moots sent me an ask that is beyond kind and makes me smile like the idiot i am today#then i’d have two nickels#which isn’t really much but it’s surprising how it happened twice#(yes mika i’m talking about you <3)#KAJSJDND#YOUR ASK#please.#my heart.#i’d literally be planning a response rn if it wasn’t for the fact that i’m still at my shift#but the moment i’m back in the sweet sweet comfort of my bed?#you better watch yourself rei (affectionate)
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
#in a perfect world the move im gay meme would be about being fat or having a mobility aid and people just standing in your way in public#my bemoanings#debated posting this but itd be nice to have some solidarity where my mobility aid users at who have not a lot of good outside friends#also if youre a friend of mine who is worried that you might be the person in the comic im gonna be real#MULTIPLE ppl have said this exact thing to me and id rather you just slow down next time. dont come to me asking for forgiveness or smth#also straight up the person in this comic i havent seen for years because they were mean to me anyways
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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.
this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.
anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:
#why mexico please don't ask me that.#dream interpreters would love your views on this please advise...
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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when I look at western media depictions of Chinese things I always look for gay lions
so lion statues have a male and female lion pair, male lions have a ball to play with and lionesses have a little baby to take care of (lion patriarchy)
Lot of westerners don't know this so they accidentally draw Gay Lions

look at them. love wins
#destined lovers man#tintin#the adventures of tintin#the blue lotus#chang#snowy#milou#lgbtq#tinchang#???#i am yet to see accidental lesbian lions this way though#an endless chain of ask your mum
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Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?
Penelope: if you can do something for me
Odysseus: anything
Penelope: move my wedding bed.
Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-
Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?
Odysseus:
Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.
#epic the musical#penelope of ithaca#odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#ithica saga#they're truly made for each other#epic#epic ithaca saga#jorge rivera herrans#the odyssey#Odysseus: 🥺#penelope x odysseus#ody you're too smart to be asking your wife stupid ass questions#incorrect epic quotes
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1963 Refrigerator 🤔
#pay attention#educate yourselves#educate yourself#knowledge is power#reeducate yourself#reeducate yourselves#think about it#think for yourselves#think for yourself#do your homework#do some research#do your own research#ask yourself questions#question everything#american history#history lesson
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Ok, since were playing the 'get to know the writer' game...
2, 29,37, 63 and 64 (fell free to only answer a few if its too many)
Also, I just wanted to be sure that you know that I freaking loved that 'Roxanna tries to poison Reader' request you did for me 😭❤️😭. I sent my praises and thoughts earlier this week, but I wanted to be doubly sure you know how much I loved it!
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Sorry for not responding to your other messages yet. I'm having a complicated week and I'm going to have class on Saturday, so it's complicated. I'm very happy that you liked it! :) If you have any more requests, feel free to send them!
2 - Do you plan each chapter ahead or write as you go?
I write as I go. I don't plan chapters because if I plan it, it will never come out. I usually have an idea of what I want to write but it doesn't always come out the way I thought, so I write something randomly until something comes out that I like. All TLQ chapters were like this and other posts of mine were written this way.
29 - What’s your revision or editing process like?
I don't have a process so to speak. I write and edit and revise at the same time and that's why you may find a lot of mistakes, but that's how I am. My attention deficit doesn't help, but it's not a habit I can ignore.
37- How do you choose where to end a chapter?
Whenever I think is best. I don't think there's a specific choice and it also depends a lot on how I want to hold the reader's attention, but generally I tend to finish a chapter when something important is about to happen.
63 - Something you hate to see in smut.
I wouldn't say I hate it, but I don't like it when the smut is too fake. Basically like it was pornography. Like the man has a two meter of penis and the woman is always a virgin and innocent. How pain automatically turns into pleasure in the first time, things like that.
I like something more realistic, I'm not going to lie. You can judge me if you want 😛
64 - Something you love to see in smut.
Realism or the minimum fidelity to reality. Especially if the character is a virgin, I like to read how everything happens. From before they go to bed and after. I really like it when both characters receive and give pleasure to each other equally.
I think precision smuts are what I like the most. Sometimes the sex wasn't always good and I like reading this, because it reminds me of reality.
~ Lady L
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#when you’re a humanities scholar#and more#like when they ask me what is your blog about#it’s about nothing but it’s actually everything to me#just found this and thought#wow isn’t it still relevant#i can tell you all about bouba and kiki but you’d be surprised to know how much of the generally quotidian stuff i have 0 clue about#10k
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering#50k. it’s been over a year since I made this post. I’ve grown and changed so much and I’m so happy I have. but. I stay silly :3#okay random edit bc PSA: don’t tell ppl to kill themselves! even as a joke in response to a silly pun!!! some of us are mentally ill!!!
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who is this diva
#oh my god#happy pride 🌈#who is she. i need her lore. singaporeans of tumblr tell me more please#this was the second video on my tiktok feed after i landed here and then i had to scroll through her entire page of course#and ask friends and colleagues living and working here WHO IS SHE#and they were all like….. i’ve never seen her on my fyp before what have you been liking and watching#that an auntie screaming about omegaverse is on your feed#and i was like hahahaha normal stuff. you know. 😶🌫️#okay to be fair her profile doesn’t say she’s singaporean but i’m assuming#maybe she’s malaysian???#i can’t distinguish the accents still#anyway i love her#flashing tw#autoplay warning#tiktok#pride#pride month#lgbt#lgbtq#assigned omega by auntie yi yi........
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#i’ve been thinking abt that cringe post#i think the latent feelings behind ‘cringe’ are shame and sometimes envy/bitterness#same vibes as when six year olds say ‘those toys are for babies’ if they’ve been shamed for their age by older kids#anyway. i think part of the healing process is realizing that shame puts you at war with yourself bc part of yourself is a social being!#and that part of you wants community and acceptance (maybe love). shame is the absence of acceptance#unlearning shame means learning self-love and gaining the confidence to find your people#jerma#cw jerma#(someone asked me to tag lol)
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the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.
when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."
but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.
now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.
the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.
but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."
the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.
but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?
because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!
and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.
#spilled ink#writeblr#warm up#this is an incredibly difficult idea to express#but i basically keep watching the same timelooped interaction:#someone makes tradwife content where she's like ''i think it's SO sad when ppl don't have kids EW''#and then the response is ''... go fuck yourself? i think ur life is miserable and bad ?"#and instead of being like ''oh we are all under capitalism huh''#the response is like ''you CANT say that. she made a CHOICE. she is ALLOWED to have KIDS and be HAPPY#unlike YOU who is UNHAPPY bc you don't have KIDS.''#like .... these are people who will throw the first stone. and then when you lob one back#they ask why you're so violent. they tell you that you're a bad activist.#and you're like. PARDON????? you implied being a woman meant i need to submit to my husband???#and they're like - well it's just my belief. so what if i'm invalidating your entire identity.
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Found myself strangely obsessed with Skizz and Lizzie… there are apparently brain chemicals in there
#trafficblr#life series#traffic smp#wild life smp#ldshadowlady#skizzleman#fanart#idk like she’s only lost lives to Skizz killing her#and she does not intend to endear herself to him but it happens accidentally#idk Skizz is pathetic and is sitting there like noooooo- your so nice I’d do anything you ask now fuckkkk#Lizzie Ldshadowlady is so cool
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