#Yoga is Dead

[grimesgirll]

so i was packing for yoga tomorrow and just got to thinking about how absolutely bent out of shape seeing the reader practice yoga gets rick.

you’re just following the vinyasa flow rosita is demonstrating for you and a few of the other yogis in alexandria when he happens to pass by on a neighborhood patrol. the constable means to keep up his pace but the chaturanga sequence you’re playing out grabs his attention.

rick should be moseying on down to deanna’s office but instead he’s taking in the view. lowering your body to the ground, you lean forward, planting your palms before extending into cobra. the pose is typically more appreciated from the front but from behind, rick can’t complain. he wouldn’t hate being pressed up against you like that right now.

it’s selfish and irrational but he almost wants to walk right up to your mat and drag you home. his brown slacks grow tighter with every thought he’s mentally silencing. thoughts of you going through a chaturanga on the mattress.

he wants to see your forehead glistening from sweat, not just from a yoga flow. after a long day of protecting and guiding his new community with a gentle hand, rick would give nothing more than to feel your plush cunt sinking down onto him while you tense all of those same muscles you are now - and more.

hips shot to the sky, you’ve never looked better in a downward dog position.

it’s at the point where rick’s almost drooling that carol’s coming up behind him and snapping him out of his filthy thoughts with a playful swat to the shoulder, warning him. “don’t you have somewhere to be, officer?”

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Johnny Depp

[kohanavp]

[passed-out-real]

Austin Butler Best Filmography

Dune: Part Two (2024)

Masters of the Air (TV Mini Series 2024)

The Bikeriders (2023)

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019)

Elvis (2022)

The Shannara Chronicles (TV Series 2016‑2017)

The Carrie Diaries (TV Series 2013‑2014)

The Dead Don't Die (2019)

The Intruders (2015)

Yoga Hosers (2016)

[x-heesy]

𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢 👨‍🚀

𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚅𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚋𝚢 𝙻𝚘𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚑𝚑𝚑 🎧💃🏽🕺🏼💃🏽

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚇 4 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 @supoze

[hiddenworldofmary]

made it home from yoga just in time to get a cinnamon roll and avoid the pouring rain

[janebonbon]

Currently possessing a love hate relationship with Wii Fit

[laura-gui]

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Airwalk deadlift :) it took me 17months to be able to do this

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

I CANT JUST BE SHOWN THIS WITHOUT WARNING SFSDFEFFWFFSDFGHRX

[zuskarumoto]

Luna in last week's trendy SSR

Meditation Time

Im Low key obsessed with this suit because im a Yogi in real life and i can do this pose but with my foot inside of my thigh. i only got Luna, and i spent quite a few v stones and i refuse to go less than 200k, I really wanted Honoka cause i got her bday suit, but i managed to upgrade her skills with keys instead, so it still worked out.

[saturniade]

i made the spn boys in sims4.

sam went on a big magical adventure and morgyn enchanted his dick in more ways than one. (ts4 tells me they have bad compatibility but thats NONSENSEEEEE they like books and art and magic. im kind of. obsessed with them tbh.)

dean is a neat freak househusband who loves cooking and castiel is his................. roommate............... and an aspiring writer slash beekeeper slash gardener. (i suck at bees and he gets stung however that does fit The Vision.) he has a kitty sweater vest and angel wings tattoo and a fox lamp ^_^

sam has 4 friends and they are dean, cas, morgyn from thesims4, and the fucking smart speaker he played trivia with once. i also gave him the snooty walk. hes so cutesy

my touys..............

and some outfits i liked ^_^

[curiosity-killed]

Why does tumblr think the two things I want to see advertised on my dash are rat poison and scam diets 😭😭😭

[littlebunnipeach]

LOVES!!!

Oh my God!!!

I just got a new job at a salad place and it’s my first day today

I just got a text and my boss just invited me to hot yoga after work 😅

I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed I’m stressed

It’s really nice of her I just… what?

[peachlemongrass]

i tried working out but it really sucked and now i just feel shaky. i think i'll stick to yoga and walking 😭

[santmat]

May Captive Souls Be Set Free, Go Within and Ascend -- Spiritual Awakening Radio Podcast

"If you wish to unite with the Beloved, associate your Mind with your Soul. Unless the Mind is obedient to Soul, the wounded heart will not find the remedy… This detailed and more comprehensive account of the Kingdom of God is true. It is for the exclusive use and guidance of the good and sincere Souls who wish to improve their spiritual vision and explore the Light of the Kingdom of God. It is for those who are not satisfied with the blind captivity of their Souls in this perishable cage, that these few hints are given to enable them to realize the spiritual Path that is hidden from their physical eyes." (Swami Ram Bihari Lal, The Way Out…….Is IN)

Today's satsang podcast has the theme of "May Captive Souls Be Set Free, Go Within and Ascend", exploring the spiritual practices of Sant Mat that allow extroverted souls who have lost their true identity somewhere in time to go within, find their soul again at the seat of the soul, and begin exploring the Kingdom of the Heavens (Higher Planes of Consciousness).

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Today, readings (along with commentary) from:

the Radhasoami spiritual classic, The Way Out Is... IN, by Swami Ram Bihari Lal, successor of Sant Garib Das of the Radhaswami Faith;

The Essence of the Teachings of Mastana Ji, 1891-1960, another great disciple, successor and devotee of Hazur Baba Sawan Singh;

a mystic poem of Sant Sahajo Bai: "Sahajo says: know the true Self, which time cannot destroy";

timeless verses of Meister Eckhart the great German mystic;

The Book of Mirdad: "Let Time Revolve About You; But You Revolve Not With Time";

Saint Isaac of Nineveh the Syriac mystic on meditation and accessing the expanse above;

satsang readings from the teachings of Hazur Baba Sawan Singh on the Methods of Withdrawing Within Oneself in Contemplative Meditation (Simran, Dhyan, Bhajan); also from Sawan Singh Ji on the importance and need for Initiation into the Mysteries of the Heavens by a Living One, a Living Master (Sant Satguru), which is when one fully learns and experiences the secrets of meditation practice, and receives the proper spiritual guidance about the ascension of the soul through the Inner Regions.

Also, I share from the Gospel of Thomas on Finding a Living One: "Seek to see the Living One while you are alive, lest you die and then try to behold that one -- and you will be unable to see." (Yeshua, Saying 52) Rather than attempting to figure out the methods of meditation by randomly perusing through the old writings and scriptures of those who have left-the-body decades or centuries ago speculating on what their meditation techniques might have been, in Sant Mat, the Path of the Masters, the methods of sadhana (spiritual practice) are directly communicated from one generation to the next via the Living Masters of the time.

Also during today's Sant Mat Satsang Podcast are readings from the satsang discourses of Baba Ram Singh Ji on being vigilant in tending to our meditations. "And when we sit for meditation, we should not consider it a burden because this is the true work for which we have come into this life and we should make the most of this opportunity." (Baba Ram Singh)

I conclude with some mystic poetry from: Songs of Kabir in the Adi Granth (Sikh scriptures); Guru Nanak Dev; John of Apamea -- another Syriac mystic; an otherworldly reading from the Canonical Prayer-Book of the Mandaean Gnostics; and finally from the Psalm-scroll of the Dead Sea Scrolls containing some mystic verses from the founder of the Qumran community known as "The Teacher of Righteousness". He's also sometimes referred to as "the Master".

"Over mere dust

hast Thou wafted Thy Holy Spirit,

and hast so molded that clay

that it can have converse with angels

and be in communion

with beings celestial.

Mere flesh hast Thou lit

with a Light everlasting...

My heart was amazed that thus

the Word was revealed to one

with ears unattuned,

and that a wayward heart

was able to grasp these things."

In Divine Love (Bhakti), Light, and Sound, At the Feet of the Masters,

James Bean

Sant Mat Satsang Podcasts

Spiritual Awakening Radio

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[miss-mania]

I'm weird about videogames lol. Whenever I play through Red Dead Redemption 2 I always have Arthur gain weight and keep his hair/beard short and clean shaven until St. Denis, where he wears fancier clothes and is at maximum beefiness. Then after all that shit goes down I just let his hair and beard grow and stop eating so he gets all emaciated and haggard

Then for that very last mission...he cuts his hair and gets a clean shave again, puts on his old hat and rides.