#a bit of a sore spot

[lucabyte]

i need to know if the people who are following me who are currently in the process of reading homestuck for the first time are doing it through the Unofficial Homestuck Collection because if you aren't please say so because um. Veteran homestuck here who wants to give you the best possible experience . please. <- guy who's prepping for an upcoming homestuck reread and as such has a whole list of reccomendations

[showfallstreamer]

your no fun >:( -Sophie

Can we not joke about murdering innocents

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny fake guardian angel au

You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.

danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!

cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t

danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth

cw: *shakes his head*

danny:

danny: omg this is a nightmare

cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)

So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u

and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel

Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.

Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying

to

huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to

meanwhile danny

Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

if 9&10 were "dont wander off", and 11&12 were "the doctor lies", 13s rule #1 is "dont question me"

"have we not had a good time together" shes pointing yaz to the rule that yaz very well knows is there: we can travel if you dont ask me any difficult questions. yaz knows this is the rule - "because you ask too many questions", "this team structure isnt flat" - but she also was the one to invite the doctor into her home so im pretty sure she also knows shes not gonna kicked out that easily. she has some leeway. which she has been using between revolution and flux, which is why the doctor reminds her of the rules

i dont think she'd kick her out though. she wouldnt. i think it's just that the more you break the rule, the more unpleasant she becomes to be around, and eventually youre gonna walk out on your own. she doesnt want you to, she'd rather you stay and dont ask questions. but if youre gonna try to ask questions anyway, i think thats whats gonna happen

and yaz must think so too. because she does back off. because she doesnt want that to happen either. and it does anyway

[redladydeath]

this might be a bit ooc, but hc that vox has a history of getting caught up in the moment and accidentally sharing deeply personal information about himself with both alastor and valentino. it always comes back to bite him, since neither of them have any scruples whatsoever about using that information against him in petty (or not so petty) arguments. he can never stop himself though. love makes you stupid and impulsive.

[banyanas]

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGGG

anyway, Hand that Feeds followup is a Thing. Focusing on Nori and Tessa each adjusting to being Disassembly Drones (and coping with PTSD (Post Traumatic Solver Disorder) in very different ways)

[hood-ex]

wait idk anything about the tevis’— why would tommy tevis call dick his son? would you be willing to give a quick rundown

After Dick failed to get himself incarcerated, he became an enforcer for a mob boss named Tommy Tevis. Tommy took Dick in and made him part of his family. Tommy considered him an honorary son and thought very highly of him.

Nightwing (Vol. 2) #107

He even told Dick that everything he had (his home, his reputation, his family, etc.) was Dick's as well. Lynette, Tommy's wife, told Dick that Tommy would let Dick do anything. The whole family loved Dick, including Tommy's 15 year old daughter, Sophia. Sophia actually had a crush on Dick, but Dick acted like an older brother to her, helping her with her homework and such.

While Dick was away from the family for a few days, the cops busted into the Tevis's home. Lynette got killed in the gunfire, Tommy got taken to jail, and Sophia got taken in by the state.

Dick, while mentoring Rose, broke Sophia out of the state home. He got Sophia to help him with the mob. Then, when Chemo fell on Bludhaven, Dick saved Sophia and left her with Amy. When they reunited at the hospital, Dick asked Sophia to leave the mob behind and join a boarding school.

So, yeah, that's Dick's relationship with the Tevis family.

[averlym]

May I please request some soft parrlyn please

morning vs night gfs

[jonahmagnus-research]

Maybe I am entirely sick of everyone ignoring the "free will" side of the fate versus free will argument. Maybe I am sick of everyone thinking that I will, for absolute certain, become just like Bouchard. Maybe I would like to be judged on my own merits, rather than Elias's!

[surreal-duck]

YOUR ANGST COMIC FOR RAREPAIR WEEK IS SO GOOD WAHHHH

THANK YOU!!!! after a while i started to feel like i overdid it so im glad it went over well amsjkgdhshgshd o7

[halfdeadwallfly]

lord if there is one thing i cannot deal with it is condescension

[godsprettiestprincess]

If I had more time I’d pull out quotes and screenshots to back this up but just to get it out there my personal opinions as to why jessifer acts the way she does is to try to get it over with. A lot of her lines have to do with inevitability and being unable to escape, trying to convince Sam that’s it’s hopeless and that there’s no reason to fight. Keeping in mind Lucifer’s position as someone who believes in fate and (as far as he knows) has already gone through what Sam is supposed to (in the form of being rejected and forced into the villain role) it makes a lot of sense to me that this is him just trying to make this as painless for Sam as possible. He’s doesn’t want Sam to destroy himself trying to fight something inevitable.

And then, of course, once her first attempt fails and she knows that that’s not going to work, she stops! Sam turns away from her and say she’s wrong. There’s reason to hope. And she immediately switches to getting him on the same page! It’s the same as her “I don’t suppose you say yes and get this over with” in abandon all hope, she just doesn’t want to make this more difficult than it absolutely has to.

[sysig]

A bit more Defeated, and thinking about this post (Patreon)

[bizarrebazaar13]

oh if I could sew I would totally make plushies of the Whitsun creatures

[spotsupstuff]

Anon from the karma flower ask here, just gotta say i have no regrets, hows sparrows recovery going?

according to doctor (Euros) she'll be just fine after grounding herself a lil. nothing bad essentially happened, she just wasn't ready for all those feelings

[rvrend]

anonymous. Why are you bald

" I'M NOT BALD ! look, see ? " he pointedly gestures at the grey hair beneath his toupee. it may not be much, but it's still there nonetheless.

" very real hair !! "