on Dusts first mission to farmtale he was still at the point of learning English where he could kind of understand people and he could maybe have a conversation. so when Nightmare was explaining what they were going to do Dust low key didn’t know what was happening. like Horror just dragged him through a portal and then he was on the surface
and like Farm was doing trade stuff with Horror and Dust sees the chickens and wanders off. eventually Farm finds him and Dust is like “what’s their names?” pointing at the chickens. Farm lists the chicken names and one is named “chicken” but in Korean
and Dust just doubles over hysterically sobbing while the Horrors like “dude wtf did he say??”
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The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):
This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:
They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.
anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me
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Buck frowned as he walked in the front door. The house was much darker than it normally was for Tommy being home. He double checked the time on his phone, it was only 7 PM but with it being winter time the sun had already long gone down behind the horizon.
“Tommy?” He called out as he kicked his shoes off by the front door and set his duffel bag down on the stairs. His truck had been out front so Buck knew he was home, and he’d responded to his “want me to pick up dinner?” text. As he walked into the kitchen to put down the bag of take out he saw the glow of the TV reflecting through the back of the house. He raised an eyebrow and went to investigate.
Tommy was sitting on the floor staring intently at the TV, clearly caught in his own world as Buck let out a slight cough and it didn’t even phase him. He walked closer until he could see what was actually on the TV when he let out a startled laugh and Tommy jumped nearly a foot in the air with a curse.
“Are you playing Stardew Valley?”
“JESUS— shit, Evan, holy crap…” Tommy swore, sprawled out across the floor with a hand on his heaving chest the PlayStation controller still gripped tightly in his other hand. His foot had ended up on top of their coffee table which made Buck double over in laughter even more.
Tommy sat up slowly after calming his breath muttering about throwing out his back and pulled himself onto the couch pausing the game and setting the controller on the table to run a hand through his hair. He looked up at Buck pointedly.
“You done yet?”
Buck collapsed down onto the couch next to him, wiping away the tears that had formed and calmed his own breathing but he still couldn’t keep the shit eating grin off his face. “I’m done.”
“What are you already doing home?” Tommy asked, leaning over to give him a quick kiss.
Buck snorted. “Tommy, babe, I’m two hours late. It’s almost nine. Just how long have you been playing?”
Tommy groaned and covered his eyes while Buck just grinned wildly at him and reached for the controller to unpause the game.
“Oh my god, you’re already halfway through summer? Tommy, that's like seven hours of gameplay. What happened to this game being ‘silly’ and ‘boring’?” Buck laughed as he walked around Tommy’s farm.
The man already had a chicken coop and a barn. The chickens and cows were both milling around the fields and his crops. His crops were way more organized then Buck’s had been the first time he’d played the game with Chris.
He walked up to one of the brown chickens.
Hen looks really happy today!
“Aww that's cute.” Buck cooed and Tommy sank lower on the couch and covered his face with his hands.
Another chicken walked out of the grass, another brown one.
Chimney looks really happy today!
“Oh my god tell me you didn’t—” Buck giggled and went for another one of the chickens.
Eddie looks really happy today!
Buck started wheezing, his laughs now coming out in high pitched giggles as the chicken came waddling towards him.
Maurice looks really—
Buck doubles over again in laughter, tears actually streaming from his eyes as his lungs start to hurt. Tommy wrestles the controller away from him looking embarrassed again but even his lips are twitching upwards as Buck continues to wheeze.
“Alright, alright laugh it up,” he said, rolling his eyes with a small chuckle of his own as he pulled Buck towards him in a tight hug. Buck leaned into the hug his body still shaking with laughter and right as he finally settled down again he caught sight of the pause screen showing Tommy’s little farmer at Harbor Farm with his dog Evan—
And he keeled over again in hysterics.
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5 - BITTYBONES ARE BEING REAL?
? : hey weirdo, your hen is carrying a fucking corpse.
Me : ...Wha??? You're joking, or lying about something, she can't. She's... too small... at least for me.
?: why would i lie about this kind of shit? just go see by yourself.
Me : ...Can't you just show me where is my lil' chicken right now..?
? : ....
Me : ....
? : 'right, but you take my jacket, and don't you even dare to get it dirty...
? : see? SEE????
Me : ....Oh, this kind of corpse.
a few moments later ...
DAY 2 - 12:23 AM
The little buddy said that he saw my chicken carrying a ... 'corpse'
Looks like it was another little skeleton.
...
So...i guess he wasn't lying?
Maybe I should ask them their names. It's going to be hard to talk to each other otherwise...
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