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crawley-fell · 5 months

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#i wanna make a joke about bare backing but my brains not working so you'll have to live with just the concept of a joke #a joke that could have been #lost in the night #good omens #gomens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens 2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #my gifs

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choccy-milky · 26 days

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MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕

#ill never get over how he just sleeps on the floor its so cute to me and seems so at odds with his personality which makes it better #hogwarts legacy #hphl #ominis gaunt #ominis gaunt x mc #ominis gaunt x oc #ominis x mc #hogwarts legacy ominis #hogwarts legacy fanart #hey look everyone its my nameless MC aka just brown haired clora LMAOOO #its like when u play a fighting game and you and your friend both choose the same chara. this is clora with a diff colour scheme BAHAHA #this has been in my wips for like a year im not even joking im glad to finally actually draw it properly LMAO #i also love how all of my ominis centric posts involve him on the floor/talking about the floor LMFAOO EVEN THE SMUT ONE #what can i say i just love a man who isnt afraid to chill on the floor ok #also i love a hypocritical man LMAO apparently. i always make seb a hypocrite and now im makin ominis one too #HOW COULD U SLEEP ON THE FLOOR MC?#meanwhile #also srry but dont get ur hopes up for more ominis content anytime soon this was just in my wips and i rly wanted to finally have it done #A RARE TREAT FOR THE OMINIS GIRLIES #choccyart

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thatswhatsushesaid · 3 months

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psa that the day there are no jgy stans left on tumblr dot com is the day i am dead

but rest assured i'll go to my grave exactly as i lived: obnoxiously proclaiming to everyone within earshot how great lianfang-zun is. narratively, metaphorically, spiritually. sexually, too, like why limit myself. i like to keep my options open

#the spirit of su minshan possessed me for a minute there but like. i'm fine with it #jin guangyao #he did crimes??? good for him 😌#editing this post to add that while the tone here is clearly joking #i really am fundamentally still engaged with this fandom #and with this book #almost exlcusively because of my enjoyment of jgy #even xiyao is secondary for me like i love it and i'm ride or die for it obvs #but jgy as a character is the main draw for me. and he would have me by the throat even if there was no zewu-jun #(tho i think jgy's life would be more depressing for his absence obviously)#but he is just. /clenches my fists!!!#THE most compelling character in the story and i cannot stop thinking about him!! cannot will not!!#who else in this book has his range? who else can be the doe-eyed idealist AND the spy with blood on his hands who ends a war?#who else is two different greek tragedies and at least two separate shakespearean tragedies rolled into one antagonist #an antagonist who but for the POV of the novel could very easily have been the protagonist #whose moral event horizon is so deeply entwined with his own trauma and abuse that there is no way to meaningfully separate #the violence he does to others from the systemic violence that was done to him for his whole life?#who else in this book manages to get five separate sect leaders utterly obsessed with him no matter how you choose #to interpret that obsession?#no one!!! that's who!!#ain't no one else in the jianghu doing it like lianfang-zun and that's just a goddamn fact

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turtleblogatlast · 25 days

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Man “Battle Nexus: New York” was a great episode but I do have one major gripe with it.

Like. Raph being paired up with Ghostbear? Makes sense. Works great. Works amazing, even.

Mikey being paired up with Meatsweats? Yeah that checks out!!

Donnie getting…Hypno…? I mean. I guess Donnie doesn’t like magic so it kindaaa works but Kendra would have been a much better choice to me personally. Maybe Big Mama didn’t wanna include a human or something…

And Leo getting…uh…one of the Sando Brothers???? Of all villains? Nah let’s be real, his main villain is more Big Mama herself (or Leo could be considered his own worst enemy lmao-). Hell Hypno would have probably worked better here considering their shared love for magic tricks and stuff, but Carl Sando????

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #battle nexus: new york #nah this will always be baffling to me #like no joke big mama really is Leo’s main villain so it makes sense that she’s not paired with him #given that she’s running this all #but giving him ONE of the Sando brothers?? not even both???#outrageous #hypno or even warren would have been better here tbh #at least there’s some basis there for both and either option would have been so fun #not that what we got WASNT fun it def was but the sando bro was the weak link because no one cares about him #and I would have killed for a Donnie Kendra forced team up 😭#Donnie also could have worked with Stockboy ig or hell even Repo tbh?#but Kendra is the much more interesting and fitting choice here for him imo #honestly though this post was made because I do NOT understand the choice of CARL SANDO #both of them together are forgettable enough #separating them gets rid of the one thing they even had #I remember watching and being like who tf is that #he’s got some funny moments but man anyone would have been better 😭#going back to Kendra and Donnie because I LOVE their dynamic #the result of their team up could have ended exactly the same as canon #only instead of Kendra not knowing chess it’s instead her and Donnie arguing about what the right move would be #and they never actually make a move because of it

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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This one is dedicated to @shirokokuro, who made a lifeguard AU fic to fill the void where there was none.

Read it here! It's great: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51598429

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #modern au #mdzs au #nie mingjue #lan xichen #lan wangij #wei wuxian #I am still so flabbergasted. And boy it is such a treat of a fic. Thank you for making my dream come true. 5k+ is WILD!!!#You made me laugh so many times! The jokes were on point!#I have *not* been able to stop thinking about:#"Lan Zhan has half a mind to march over and explain aquatic safety to them.#(“Wow you're so familiar with the pool rules“ the lifeguard would swoon. ”Let's run away together!“)”#The truly unhinged Lan Pining was very well done!#LWJ suffers emotionally but in only the most teenji way he possibly could.#Also I'm such a nerd - I love the fact you put links in for reference. Genuinely felt giddy each time #I will make people read this fic with every power bestowed upon me

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royalarchivist · 1 month

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Pac: Oh, Nenê... How cute... 🥺💕

After dying to an atomic creeper in a cave and stressing over potentially losing all his items, Pac returns home to set his spawn and receives a sweet surprise:

His cat falls asleep on top of him and purrs when he goes to bed :')

#QSMP #Pactw #Pac #March 28 2024 #I had the exact same reaction as Pac my heart frickin melted THIS IS SO CUTE.... AND THE PURRING.... MY HEART #I desperately wish Pac got to hang out with Madagio (in his cat-form)#because cats clearly adore Pac just as much as he loves them #Maybe in an alternate universe Madagio spent a day with Pac #And in that time he learned why Fit came to care for this man so much #I don't need more WIPs on my plate but I am Pondering the idea #If the cat-hybrid Cellbit thing was canon I could crack a joke about the ''cats clearly adore Pac just as much as he loves them'' thing #but alas #For real though lock Madagio in a room with Pac for 12 hours and he'll leave being grudgingly charmed by him #aghhhh #Anyways this is so cute #but also really sad #because how many times do you think Pac's been in his room depressed over his missing son / friends / roommate #only to have his cats burrow under his arm and nudge their way onto his lap?#Don't get me started I'm feeling Emotional about cubito Pac lately

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staliaqueen · 18 days

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Mal's Avatar: The Last Airbender rewatch: The Siege of the North, Part Two 1.20

#atlarewatch #avatar the last airbender #atla #zuko #prince zuko #gifs #avatarthelastairbenderedit #atlaedit #princezukoedit #zukoedit #useramys12 #tusersimone #userthing #smallscreensource #the first time i watched this scene at age seven it really moved me....... though i couldn't pin down why.....#it just...... made me feel........... something........#what could that..... possibly...... have been.....#i wonder............#*COUGH* *COUGH* insert obligatory edmund pevensie *COUGH* middle child syndrome joke *COUGH* *COUGH*

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jakkenpoy · 8 months

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#mizoro #my art #one piece #opfanart #if baratie arc had been up to me it would have gone like this (joking)#i looove... suspended motion kiss .. or any kiss had during the heat of a confrontation between rivals/enemies. something about it!!!#i would just draw a million iterations of this klimt if i could. i had the idea to do one for mizo some months ago #but with hawk-eyes kissing the scarred eye instead. but this is much better!#wasnt supposed to be mizo in the first place fjdsfds.. i was just watching an amv and a frame of zuro rushing head-long at you caught my ey #and i was like. i have got to draw the back of his head like that klimt painting. and made it up from there #and then i thought about going with ZS but i couldnt figure out how to make sanj's fighting style interact with zuro orz

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donutdisturblivball · 9 months

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finding out that michael sheen possibly reads and writes fanfic is simultaneously both the best and worst news of my life

#now of course he could have simply been joking full stop #but until he clarifies i WILL simmer in fear and uncertainty that any user i come across could be The Michael Sheen silly actor™️#the implication that he requested an invitation from ao3... that he could leave comments and kudos…that he is a silly little guy in the #trenches with the rest of us…….#i dont think i can handle that.#but on the other hand…#ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!#good omens #good omens s2 #ineffable husbands #(divorcees)#aziraphale #crowley #michael sheen #fanfiction #ao3

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larkthorne · 9 months

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my biggest complaint about aziraphale this season is, the joke shouldn't be that he can speak every language but doesn't know French because he tried to learn it for real and is too stupid to have done a good job, the joke should be that he can speak every language but doesn't know French because he's English and can't be arsed (tm) to deal with The French and wants them to know it

#good omens #the larger issue is that he is put in the role of 'the dumb one' and in fact he's very intelligent and that is maddening #but also within that this joke specifically could have been funnier!

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phulge · 4 months

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proud to be a member of dan and phil’s circus of internet freaks that they chose over working with the goddamn bbc

#dan could have been the doctor by now and look where we are #this is a joke i think they mainly chose the career path for themselves and their wellbeing #but it’s fun pretending to be a special little princess

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amazingdeadfish · 2 months

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Silly doodle to pass the time.

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epickiya722 · 5 months

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Yuuji really got Sukuna's pushed back bangs and death glare going, huh?

"I am you" indeed!

#yep i believe now yuji could have been sukuna's reincarnation just because #jokes really but still...#just kiya's thoughts #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #itadori yuuji #itadori yuji #yuji itadori #yuuji itadori #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #sukuna ryomen #ryoumen sukuna #sukuna ryoumen #shibuya incident #shibuya incident arc #shibuya arc

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mindibindi · 5 months

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#mulder's one prevailing thought throughout the film #like yeah this one could also have been scully #but i love that mulder finds scully's bad jokes so funny #it's so sexy when a man laughs at a woman's humour #txf #the x files #fight the future #ftf #msr #mulder x scully #fox mulder #dana scully #gillovny #gillian anderson #david duchovny #otp: you're my one in five billion #textpost #textposts #xf textpost meme

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homicidal-slvt · 7 months

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Wow, this dude has been through hell. He's suffered so much.

I kinda wanna bang him up against a wall like a whore.

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qkmlh · 4 months

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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!!#Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever!#Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/#Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀#Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

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