#a murder caws

[pickmern4pol]

Would you join a murder of crows

[telekinesis-mind-control-comics]

[archiemcphee]

Emergency Crow Soundmaker

Crows have a rich and complex language that humans just can’t understand. You can use this noisemaker to possibly ingratiate yourself with your corvid cohorts.

[fallencrowkarma]

KARMMAAA

I hope you're doing well!! Ty for the good delicious tasty food in the form of art hoho

but also also Albedo 🌱💕

Peep peep!!!!! I’ve been well!! I hope you’ve been well too!

[cawareyoudoin]

You know what, fuck it. I am done with being critical about Murder Drones, because I am clearly getting something out of it, my brain is going "ooh shiny", and being negative about it is just making me frustrated and sad.

I will from now on be enjoying it uncritically. I've poured enough words over it, I'm done. Only good or neutral things.

I like this show. There, I said it.

[pinkelotjeart]

My favourite thing about persona 5 royal is that atlus sat down around a table and decided for Akechi’s character development; “lets make him worse. whatever the fuck is wrong with him is way more interesting.”

He starts off as this pleasant boy, going all “pardon me but would you be willing to part take in a conversation with me.”

And at the end of it, he just insults you in every fucking sentence and you just have to sit there and take it. This kid is gonna be explaining to you how he’ll rip apart his enemies limbs in alphabetical order then sent it packaged to their grandma or something and you’re going to listen to him, wether you like it or not.

And then they made the main character say “thats just every day Akechi.” Like it’s normal human behaviour.

[g0thiclygh0ulish-diaries]

keep being mean to me and I’m gonna show your photos to the local crows- they remember faces and they are gonna come get you mf- I dare you

[teeth-in-a-mason-jar]

Shout out to all the kids I taught how to make crow and raven calls. I hope you are being the absolute menaces that I expect you to be. Good luck in befriending your local sillies. I live on in your croaks and caws. We are of one.

[liquidgirl13]

Teehee

[fallenrayvens]

I’m slowly but surely bewitching my friends to like kuroshitsuji. I love and hate that for them and for me. Sorry for making you suffer but thank you for enjoying my worms, hope you have fun with them.

[malicious-spellcaster-420]

Calling All Wizards:

Doth NOT Mix Up Thine Water And Thine Potions! I hath grown a mighty tail and claws, most impressive in nature, though I wish not to tear my remaining scrolls to shreds attempting to recite the incantation to undo this unfortunate blunder. Do Not Do What I Hath So Foolishly Allowed Done Unto Me.

[telekinesis-mind-control-comics]

[myplushheart]

happy 2 years, poe. you make me so happy. even if you're an old cranky computer. hehe

[fallencrowkarma]

Ya know... we got Klee in Sumeru (just started the event lmao-)

But what if Klee met Scaramouche?

Or, as I wrote once but never finished or posted.. what if Klee went to Liyue and met Xiao?

Nah... what if Albedo went to Sumeru with Klee? I'M SO MAD HE DIDN'T-

Klee and Albebo having fun 🥺🥺🥺

I think they would have a really fun dynamic!

Albedo wouldve been fun in the event but i‘m glad we got more big bro Kaeya in it 🥺

[cawareyoudoin]

Important edit: I have decided to uncritically enjoy it, because my brain chooses the hyperfixation and being too critical is counterproductive to having fun. So this post is now not up to date.

So I just wasted a night watching Murder Drones. What good can I say. The sound design's decent? The animation's cool and creepy in a good way, but hella chaotic, half the time I have no idea what's going on on the screen, and I do not have the patience to watch three video essays to actually understand what's happening story-wise. Death is taken seriously, then lightly, then seriously again. The impact is lost. I stopped caring. The characters fall into 3 categories, in this order of multitude: Mean Girl, Worker Man, and Uzi. I do not like any of them, mostly because they do not have the time to actually develop and interact outside of fast-paced battles. Also they all literally have the same face. If I was colourblind, I could not distinguish between them. The hair is not enough. I know it's the whole premise, they're robots, but come on! There are ways to make your character design more distinguishable.

N is the one likeable character. I like N. N is a good boy.

The pilot episode was okay, but then everything just went off the rails. Maybe when you're not binging it it makes more sense, theories and analyses were probably being released inbetween, but watching it as just a normal show? Hella confusing.

If you like Murder Drones, please tell me why! I had really high hopes for it, I wanted to like it. But I just... can't.

[painted-fanbird]

And SPEAKING of blorbo from my video games, Sylvanas Windrunner?? The Blorbo from my Video Game. By which I mean the version of Sylvanas I made up in my head and not whatever the heck is happening in game. Because uhhh yikes fam.

Like, I like what we had prior to Legion! Which wasn’t exactly much in terms of strictly WoW lore (as far as I remember. I also don’t know what she was up to in Warcraft lol), but it was cool! A woman driven by the need to kill the man who killed her, raised her into undead servitude, and turned her against her own people. And she gets that! Arthas is killed, her vengeance is fulfilled, and with nothing left in this unlife for her she jumps from the top of ICC.

Only to be met with Warcraft Hell not the Maw because that’s dead to me and the reminder that her people still need her. If I remember her short story correctly lol. So Sylvannas comes back, tied to the Valkyrie and with a renewed sense of purpose for her life.

Now imagine, if instead of whatever mess that is canon, Sylvannas instead got an arc that focused on her becoming a protector of the Horde. A ruthless, bloodthirsty one, but a protector nonetheless.

In Cata she’s just vibing and bolstering the Forsaken and maybe connecting more with the Blood Elves. Because I’m not sure how much of that she’s done yet XD But mostly she’s lying low and sassing Garrosh when he comes around and probably still causing problems for Gilneas XD

In MoP she’s chomping at the bit to get Garrosh gone when she realizes he’s a problem, and she realizes she kind of cares about the Horde as a whole and not just the Forsaken and the Blood Elves. Starting with the Pandaren of all peoples. Seeing them get abused by Garrosh, alongside the Forsaken and Blood Elves triggers some long dormant instinct from when she was alive. It’s a protective one lol.

WoD is another lying low expansion, because we as players spend all our time on Draenor. But in the background Sylvannas is actually becoming a close advisor to Vol’jin. Because Vol’jin deserves to be warchief for longer than five minutes lol, and I think him and Sylv as warchief and right hand would be great. He’s more chill and Sylvanas’s first response to most problems is murder.

Legion is her moment to shine, leading forces against the Burning Legion as a military commander like in her Ranger-General days. She’s a beast in battle, she looks out for her forces, and is fast to accept the demon hunters once they prove their worth, because she’s becoming somewhat of a champion for the outcasted <3

BfA is more Sylv as a commander, following the logic I think she had in one of the novels. We’re at peace with the Alliance now, but what about in 5 years? 10? 15? We should be claiming the Azerite now, just in case. But with no burning of Teldrassil. It could still burn, but N’zoth is probably directly responsible for that if so. She didn’t do it lol. Also Azerite is probably most commonly found on the coats, and places ravaged by the cataclysm. For flavor! Also Tyrande can have her little vengeance arc early and turn the moon warrior stuff on the old gods! It’s a win win!

Dragonflight would be a backseat Sylvannas expansion. She’s probably back in Org with Vol’jin chilling. If she drops by the dragon isles, she gets to learn how to relax in between shooting primalists XD