#about kaylee

[ginevrastilinski-ocs]

Crossover headcanons for Ariel x Kaylee, please?? Because those VIBES!!! 😍

@dancingsunflowers-ocs ✨🖤✨

Yes yes yes! Always in for crossover vibes! And Ariel and Kaylee definitely have some 👀

Idk if they're more girlfriend vibes or besties vibes, either way they're 100% black cat x black cat energy and honestly, that's such a mood.

This is also funny bc they have such a different aesthetic, like Ariel is a grunge baby while Kaylee is more a perfect girl next door and theatre nerd kind of vibe, but their attitude matches? Like, they're both sarcastic babies ready for the fight when necessary and honestly, I love them so much.

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

📷 + Kaylee Hayden

[not-museing-around]

[s7-evermore]

IDEA: Idia with a Science-y, girly pop gf

Okay so I was rereading one of my favorite romcoms “Love on the Brain” by Ali Hazelwood (one of my faves) and there’s this one side character there named Kaylee, the assistant of the ML who’s such a pink, girly pop character and she eventually falls for the FL’s assistant, who’s an emo girl.

And a thought occurred to me… what if Idia had a pink, girly pop prefect who loved science? Specifically astrophysics and engineering?

On top of being kind, earnest, and generous, she’s also fun, interesting to talk to, good with people, literally has the cutest smile, wears cute fashionable clothes, does her nails and just owns a lot of pink pink pink! Literally the definition of an it-girl but she’s ALSO intelligent, outspoken, witty, good at games, an AWESOME older sister (Ortho just LOVES her), and is just great at keeping up with Idia!

Idia’s initial thought when he first sees her would probably be “holy shit. It’s one of those extroverted sunshine mf who is the complete opposite of me so that’s another person on my list to avoid”

But then one day when he asks Azul to help him add updates to Ortho, Azul brings along Grim and the prefect and it takes everything in him not to PANIC because the PINK SUNSHINE GIRL IS THERE AND HE HATES IT

WHY is that living incarnation of SUNSHINE in Ignihyde where she’s NOT supposed to be?!

But suddenly she starts fawning over Ortho’s systems and asks him questions and eventually figures out how Ortho’s program works and Idia is suddenly swept up in a long ass conversation about engineering, and then they move on to games, and then Idia says his typical self-deprecating but also condescending stuff about her being a normie and she just DOESN’T get offended and even quips back with witty remarks and Idia just gets SO amused by her—

—that he suddenly realizes holy shit…. She’s actually… pretty cool……like…..I would….tolerate this human being……and she’s also hot……so…….

THE THOUGHT OF IT IS JUST SO CUTE?!! LIKE BRODIES IMAGINE:

Sunshine girlie pop prefect with her nail-art covered nails, twin-braided hair with cute tiny flower clips, white sleeveless crop top with the frilly pink skirt, a fuckin watermelon-shaped purse, pink flower earrings, and a pink flower necklace with the first letter of her name in the middle of it, holding a pink drink while she’s strongly going on about how standardized tests are institutional gatekeepers that graduate programs over-rely on for student admission and how expensive and outdated they are and that schools should focus more on a holistic approach for graduate admissions and blah blah blah…

And Idia is just…

Staring. At her. And he’s breathing quickly, lips parted, his cheeks are flushed, his hair is PINK like the flowers on her braids, and he clutches his tablet like he’s holding on for dear LIFE.

Despite her looks, she’s also realistic. She’s not needlessly naive nor is does she innocently believe that everyone is a good person.

She’s just who she is.

And holy shit. Idia is falling. HARD.

[haunthouse]

so glad my friends' discord server has a channel just called #exposing-mental-illness because where else would i go to type paragraphs about how in pacific rim the baltimore orioles were canonically among the first casualties of the very first kaiju attack + also how wild it is that pacrim fan content never mentions the fact that 4 major cities got nuked between 2013-2015 bc that was the only way to kill kaiju before the jaeger program got up and running. like. san francisco is just gone. this will affect the trout population i think

[elklounge]

Travis Hackett being pulled down to the bottom of the well. Family is the most important thing in the world…right?

[grasslandgirl]

BUTCH SIMON TAM x FEMME KAYLEE FRYE..... IS ANYONE LISTENING TO ME IS ANYONE LISTENINGGG

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

It's May 3 so...

Happy Birthday Rebecca Hall!!!

[spurgie-cousin]

JROD IS ON HER WAY TO VEGAS (with Kaylee and Gideon) THIS IS NOT A DRILL

It’s in the 100 degree heat index this week in NY where I live, I hope to god those two aren’t going to traipse a baby around outside on the strip if it’s even hotter in NV

My prediction: they’re not going to leave the proximity of the hotel. I feel like they’re about to have some extreme culture shock

I honestly can't wait to see all her complaints 😭 I have a stripper friend in LV and I'm so tempted to hire her to just say hi to Jill at her hotel in one of her flashiest work outfits

So far we know that Jill hates that it's called sin city (not enough to not go there though i guess) ☹️ but she loves the bright lights 😬!

[biillylenz]

Dad?

[norma-jean-monster]

Still kind of mad at Vince et al for the photo in chucks house of two babies clearly meant to be Chuck and Jimmy except that the two are canonically 14 years apart

[ginevrastilinski-ocs]

Niche Questions for Kaylee Hummel, please??

@dancingsunflowers-ocs ✨💛✨

a song that reminds me of them: Hopelessly Devoted To You [Grease]

what they smell like: Cinnamon

an otp: Kaylee x Sam

a notp: Kaylee x Finn

favorite platonic/familial relationships: Kaylee & Kurt; Kaylee & Quinn; Kaylee & New Directions; Kaylee & Burt

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with

the position they sleep in: starfish on her back

a crossover au i’d love to see them in: Kaylee & Ariel would have vibes just saying 👀 but also Kaylee & Giselle (@manyfandomocs) are my total everything

my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn:

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

Niche questions, Kaylee Hayden

* a song that reminds me of them: Brutal, Olivia Rodrigo (I feel like no one wants me / And I hate the way I'm perceived / I only have two real friends / And lately, I'm a nervous wreck)

* what they smell like: Miss Dior perfume

* an otp: Kaylee x Jess; Kaylee x Logan

* a notp: Kaylee x Forester

* favorite platonic/familial relationships: Kaylee & the LDB boys

* a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with: n/a

* the position they sleep in: tosses and turns all night

* a crossover au i’d love to see them in: Kaylee & @the-witching-ash’s Richie!

* my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn:

Niche OC Questions

[not-museing-around]

K, M, N, P, S but for Kaylee 🥴🫠

K ─ Kissing. How important are kisses in their relationship ?  Any favourite kind of kisses ?  Do they have any rituals involving kissing ( never leaving for work without kissing the other, always sharing a kiss goodnight, etc… ) ?

SO IMPORTANT. Kisses are everything. Soft kisses, longing kisses, teasing kisses, seductive spicy kisses. All about it. Her favorite are the desperate kisses though, like Xander is kissing her like he needs her lips more than oxygen.

I'd say they ritually kiss each other before they do anything. If they get up to grab something, before work, first thing in the morning, the last thing before they go to sleep. Definitely if either of them leave the house and it's what they do first when the other gets home.

M ─ Masturbation. Do they engage in it ?  Together or alone ?  Do they enjoy watching their partner masturbating ?  Do they use any toys, or just their hands ?

Yes, though Kaylee only does it when Xander is there to see her anymore or if she knows he'll catch her. That's a big turn on for her. And seeing him touch himself. FOR SURE. She'll make him touch himself until climax for sure and absolutely refuse to touch him just to make him whimper. I think they just use hands on themselves or one another.

N ─ Nudes. Do they send them to each other ?  Do they save them on their phones ?  Do they keep them to themselves, or do they show them to their friends ?  Have they ever sent one to a wrong number ?  

Absolutely. They've been sending nudes since she caught him jerking off in her shower when she was still with her ex. They definitely save them but keep them for themselves. Kaylee hasn't ever sent a nude to the wrong number

P ─ Public. Have they ever done it in public ?  Were they caught ?  Do they have a favourite public place to do it ?

Yes, they've definitely gone at it in public at least once. They got away with it. Their favorite place is the gym. But knowing them, if either of them tease the other enough they'll end up fucking anywhere no matter who might be watching

S ─ Spanking. Is this one of their kinks ?  If yes, who’s the spanker and who’s the spankee ?  Any favourite positions ?  Do they use just the hand or any other spanking implements  ( like the paddle, belt, whip, hairbrush, etc… ) ?

For fuckin sure. Kaylee loves being spanked and spanking. I think Xander spanks her most often. Xander getting all domme and putting Kaylee over his knee is a big one, but they do a lot of spanking in passing. When they fuck with him behind her, that's her favorite time for him to spank her though. I think they stick to hands but Kaylee wouldn't mind a belt of paddle.

[deadpoolsbathwater]

@crealkller gave me biace wife 🥰

[followthebluebell]

What breed/mix of cat would be the best apartment lazy lap cat but also healthy? I keep getting recommended persians by online quizzes but for obvious reasons I do not want to fuck the braccy breathing issues. Would love to hear your thoughts!

Honestly, I recommend going to the nearest shelter and asking the volunteers and employees for the cuddliest cat they've got. You really can't go wrong with a good, solid moggie. I admit, I'm biased; two of my personal cats are moggies.