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hyenasheep · 1 year

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Brainstorming random general Junkrat headcanons that i consider as an official canon at this point

I wrote this at 4 am cough

- mother issues, and not in the kinky way but like really bad espresso depresso mother issues. He's like a newborn duck who thinks that anything that comes near to him is his mother (also based of his voice lines i think he was an only child and probably lived only with his mom)

- he doesn't care about what he's wearing, dress, pants, skirts, like he's able to walk around in anything that isn't tight or scratchy

- he sees Roadhog as his father figure/older brother and they just kinda adopted each other without the paperwork (ALSO pls don't take this like I'm trying to shittalk on ppl who ship them, this is just my personal view on their relationship so pls don't yell at me or I'm gonna cry ;-;)

- you can't tell me that my boy doesn't have adhd and ptsd, like C'mon

- he's on aro/ace spectrum, he spend his entire life in wasteland so he's rather looking for family and friends than partner, at least not just a quick flirting etc.

- but I can also see him that something like a personal space doesn't exist for him (he's extremely hungry for any physical touch like someone hug him already holy hell) i feel like he doesn't really understand social interactions (kinnie moment) . Idk how to describe it but like imagine he would randomly walk to you and gave you flowers or smth, just trying to be friendly not realizing smn could interpret it differently

- but also he has no idea what flirting is, like u could hit on him for months and he would be for the entire time like :) 🧍‍♀️"love ya too mate" while patting your head

- he actually can draw pretty well, like the concepts he drew for his bombs etc? He has such a clean lineart holy shit

- hardcore/trash punk and kpop/classic 2000s pop, nothing else.

- literally the biggest fan boy (a little meow meow u can say), Lucio? listens to his music non-stop, Hammond? has his stuffed animals and signed peg leg, Junker Queen? gosh, if he doesn't have at least one lunch box with her, I'm throwing hands than

- the pokémon sodas edition, he would love them, cherishem them, worship them, like if he loves pachimari u can't tell me he wouldn't love strawberry yagult pink soda with Mew on the can

- he's losing his hearing so he uses hearing aids (that he made himself ofc), also him and roadhog know sign language and using it pretty oftenly, during missions, when Junkrat's having a panic attack etc.

- so like ppl say he's egoistic but i think there's a huge difference between his ego and Junker Queens ego, she's very confident and sure about her role/look/skill etc. While Junkrat is more self-ironic and tries to hide that he is actually pretty insecure about pretty much everything

- can speak fluently many languages which always throws everyone off , like he just randomly starts speaking Chinese fluently in a middle of meeting or something, and everyone arevlooking at him like 🧍‍♀️

- shitty phantom pains, he may know how to build his prosthetics from a literal garbage but has no idea when it comes to take care of himself so he just curles up into a ball and sobbs

- he and Roadhog give each other manicures at least once a month, that's the only thing he can actually take care of

- unhealthy addiction to coffee and sweets (someone should take away the coffee machine he has in the workshop) (his teeth are rotten at this point)

- his sleep is more broken than the queuing system (haha funny), usually sleeping like 3 hours per day, that's why the coffee addiction

- if u would show him any kind of love he would start stuttering while trying to come up with smth funny, blushing, sweating and sit on the ground and think about life for the next 30 mins cuz of how much he's not used to being praised

- also my man is a huge emotional wreck, he's getting new emotion every 5 seconds

- honestly i can't decide if the only thing he ever read was a recipe on frozen dumplings or if he's the biggest nerd u can imagine who's walking around with Franz Kafka or Sigmund Freud while sipping his boba tea

- he's missing an eye - I read the theory that he doesn't have an eye and that his fake eye is actually the real treasure with a code or smth, and omg, im obsessed, yes, my boy is like a cool mad max pirate, absolutely canon, at least it would connect him to some actual lore in the story, he's just wobbling around for last 6 years just give him something already;-;

- he likes comics, i just think he likes to inconspicuously steal a new issue of Batman whenever they're pulling a heist

- you know those French toasts that are basically just normal bread soaked in condensed milk? that's his ass

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polyhexian · 8 months

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Just imagining how Hollow Mind would play out in the jasper lives brainworm AU, like would he be in communication with Eda directly and be there in the owl house to rescue Hunter and Luz, and then would he catch on to the CATTs leaving the potion to get them out and try to track them down, and confront Darius, or instead if he's waiting in the woods separately and sees Hunter panicking and running away but manages to catch him and talk him down before Hunter accepts and just breaks down in his arms

Jasper doesn't know potions! It's not his area so he couldn't help with this. And he's too erratic to be trusted with this. His motivations are different from theirs anyway- his hatred of belos is personal, and his goal is protecting hunter. He could care less about liberating the isles or ending fascism.

He follows hunter obviously. When Hunter suddenly starts sprinting through the night market at, again, night, alone, he is OBVIOUSLY watching. But he ALSO doesn't know what's happening until it's too late. Hunter and Luz suddenly vanish oh my god. Panic time. Jasper generally keeps to himself unless their interests align but Oh My Fucking God What Did You Guys Do. He is like. Immediately down there. Grabs someone by the throat and slams them into the wall. Probably Darius. He didn't realize who he was cuz of the hood. But now... gasp... and Darius knows he's jasper and he's got those furious pink eyes through his mask. What did you do.

They go to the owl lady's house cuz obviously she's saving her kid. They want to stay secret but... yeah. No. If they don't get found because jasper gets into a fucking battle outside in the yard, they find out when he kicks the door open and throws Darius on the floor.

OUGH maybe here it's like when Luz went in that portal and she was tied by a rope? They can send someone in to get them with some kind of tether and bring them back, and jasper is like absolutely fucking me. He goes in and if hunter sees him he's like oh fuck and runs away from him too.... only for that final fight with Belos where jasper shows up to rescue the kids, only to get struck in the face and lose his mask... and Belos is like holy shit. You. You're alive. And hunter is like. Belos knows you? Who ARE you?

Jasper doesn't answer, he just grabs the kids and they pull him out... and they're on the living room and hunter panics and runs away... and like hunter dropped his staff back when they got teleported so obviously jasper grabbed that. And he's panicking like hunter holy shit stop stop STOP and maybe he even loses him and now he's truly panicking. And he's in the woods panting and terrified and calling Hunter?! Hunter?! Please hunter please where are you! But Hunter keeps hiding... he's confused and afraid... and jasper failed to protect him this time, he nearly lost him and now hunter is scared and confused and alone and he can't help him and he just... falls to his knees and sobs for the first time in years... which hunter hears.... and hesitantly comes out.... and just says... who... are you?

And what can he say? I'm your dad? I made you? I'm the last golden guard? All of those prompt more questions. They're not good answers. So he just says "someone who loves you." And hunter has known this freak his whole life. He's seen the shit he does and like. Click! Yeah... yeah. That makes sense.

And THEN we get hugging and crying and jasper promising I will never let anything hurt you again, on god if anything ever tries I will make them regret having been born. Never again. Never again.

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valkyrieandstrangeridingaragorn · 2 years

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I was surprised to see a LOT (and I do mean a lot) of similarities between Rebecca Sugar's writing in Steven Universe and Michael's writing in Loki. The way they both romanticize abusive relationships and not realize how fucking dark it actually is is quite scary as well as the fact that both "writers" (using the term loosely given Rebecca is a mediocre artist and Michael didn't even pass a creative writing course or English Lit) had also said "Look how sad these Nazis are!" But both creators are blissfully unaware that they've done this nasty shit.

Lily Orchid did a very in depth analysis critiquing Sugar's work that I suggest giving a watch, and I am sure she'd more than pissed at the Loki series if she ever watches that cluster fuck of an offensive TV show (hope to God she doesn't cuz holy fuck is it bad)

The Time Variance Authority=The Diamond Authority

L*pidot=S*lki (Lapis and Sylvie are both the abusers being painted as the good guys and that their relationships are loving and healthy🙄, and Peridot and Loki [both fan favorites] being victims of their abusers [works out more in Peris favor than Loki as fans are quick to turn on him but gush over Sylvie)

Rose/Pink Diamond x Pearl (don't know what the ship name is, but it is toxic as all fuck)=L*kius (slave x master painted as best friends and/or unrequited love trope)

I haven't seen it but I'll trust your word for it.

I feel Waldron's biggest mistakes is that he believes romance and self-love are the same thing and also that once a character is deemed a villain they deserve some form of punishment or abuse in order to grow and become better. He doesn't seem aware that humiliation or beatings are not lessons to be learned and nothing good comes out of it.

He romanticizes abusive relationships and hurtful behaviours but only when it's the women acting like that towards the men.

It's quite jarring to have the female character neg the male character: you're this and you're that and you make mistakes and you're wrong and I deserve better than you and go ahead and cry a little as I say hurtful things to you and leave with a smile on my face. I hate it. Stephen and Christine had come to an agreement in DS1, they both moved on and there was so much maturity in that... only to have it completely obliterated in DS2 where he's pining for her almost obsessively and she tells him she never loved him? The hell? 😳

It's even worse in the Loki series, Sylvie has a lot of issues she needs to address but the narrative treats her like a saint while they paint Loki as inferior and useless and bad even though he doesn't do anything villainous in the series, if anything he's the most heroic of all the characters.

And yeah that part about the nazis... they were following orders, right? It's absolutely wild but I also believe at least Mikey is not aware which to be honest with you I don't know if that makes it better or worse 🤔

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topperscumslut · 5 months

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holy FUCK you guys i found my diary from the summer before high school into freshman year and these are some of the best quotes

“I’m a vegetarian, biromantic grey ace, lmao i actually thought i was on the ace spectrum what the fuck my favorite color is neon pink, my favorite food is nachos, I’m kind of emo, I have a boyfriend, I’m a feminist, I love makeup, I love Harry Potter, and my parents are getting divorced.”

“It’s probably midnight already but I don’t care (what you think as long as it’s about me.)”

“One time [my mom] caught me reading smutty Ahkmenrah fanfiction. Cringe.”

(in reference to my elementary/middle school ex best friend) “Do not trust that fucking bitch.”

“I’m gonna be a brave Gryffindor. I’m turning my light on.”

“And she still doesn’t even realize that we’re no longer friends. What a dipshit.”

(in reference to my Dan and Phil obsession) “My grandma thinks Phil is going to kill me though.”

“I thought my computer had a virus because it wouldn’t turn on but it was just dead.”

“I had a dream last night that some sketchy dude gave me a gondola sandwich and then Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance started playing and I cried, making my gondola soggy.”

“The bag smelled like someone shat on a strawberry. So did she. She had lipstick on her temple. God I hate her.”

(quoting said ex best friend) “‘I’m nothing with you!’ No shit.”

“I’m gonna start a Burn Book. Sigh.”

“If he grabs my ass then sugar he’s going down (swinging). And if the guidance counselor asks what I was wearing I’ll slap a bitch.”

“Tomorrow’s the last day of summer. Holy shit.”

“I didn’t realize that I couldn’t just wait 10 years and suddenly be married to a guy who I just learned the name of a week ago.”

(first day of high school, only thing i wrote) “Today’s the day. I’ll be back.”

(one month later) “So I didn’t come back.”

“Her little brother’s a fucking FULL COURSE MEAL.”

(after taking a personality test) “Okay that was insightful. Wait no it just said I have no friends.”

(about the worst man i have ever met) “He has such a great soul.”

“I’m getting old.”

“WHAT IS MY PROBLEM?”

“I have no soul.”

(about my beta fish that i named after Riverdale characters) “I still think Jughead migh die though.” he did “I think he MIGHT have a parasite (ew). Poor baby. 😔”

“I want him to mark me as his. Yum.” you are 14 calm the FUCK down

“I can’t wait til March when he’s 16 and can get a job at Starplex like his dad so he can be my sugar daddy and give my aquatic pets a life of luxury.”

“My life lately has been anxiety attacks interrupted by nachos, vines, and makeout sessions.” still a mood

“He broke up with me. I’m miserable.”

“I have made the decision to reinvent myself.”

“Everyday I’ll ask the people at my tables in every class how their day is going and compliment them occasionally until everyone worth liking likes me too and I’m so popular that everyone’s minds explode. I’ll be like a nice version of Regina George.”

“I’m at the point of giving up.”

“I want him to hurt.”

“I started believing in God again.”

finally after like 5 straight pages of trauma dumping there’s a really fucked up (cuz i can’t draw for shit) drawing of Rizzo from Grease and that’s where it ends LMFAO 😭

#i had fucking ZERO CHILL #ohmygod????#freshman year #2017 #2018 #weird diary entries

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tammythompson-singslikea-muppet · 3 years

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Reconciliation (Stan Uris x reader x Richie Tozier, Reddie)

I'm finally back! It's probably been a year since I posted Betrayal and shit has really hit the fan since then, but here I am a year later with part 2!

Here is a link to part 1

Warning: swearing

Aged up: 18/19

You tried to catch up with Stan as he power-walked out of the house. He stopped short when he realized his car wasn't there. "Stan" You catch his attention and he turns around. His chest rising and falling at a quick pace, "You heard everything in there?" Stan's voice was quiet, much quieter than just a minute ago. You nod and he sighs. "I'm sor-" You cut him off "Don't be" You take a step forward and bring your hand up to push some curls out of his face. He leans into your hand, not stopping himself for once. No yearning, no shouting in his head over his actions. Just the feel of your soft palm against his cheek. Stan takes a deep breath, feeling himself calm down in the wake of your touch. "Can we go somewhere?" Stan's voice barely above a whisper. "Of course."

Richie leaned back against the wall and slid down to the floor. He brushed his hands through his hair 'God I fucked up' "Man you really fucked up." Richie looked up. "Thanks, Bill your a real help." Bill put his hands up in defense. "I gotta say I really didn't see that one coming," Eddie spoke up. Bill and Mike nodded in agreement. "I mean I knew *something* was going on but holy shit I didn't think they were in love with each other," Beverly added. "We know Stanley's in love with her but is she in love with Stan? I mean she was just in a serious relationship like a week ago" "Yeah I wonder what happened to that relationship?" Ben's eyes sharp at Eddie, voice stiff and slightly viscous, "Alright! Alright!! None of that!" Mike's authoritative voice made it known he was seriously done with all the fighting. "She loves him" The group turned their heads at Richie's small voice, Ha stared down at the floor and spoke softly. "She may not be in love with him right now, but I could see it. She's falling for Stan."

Eddie looked over at Richie. A mix of emotions reached throughout the boy. He hated seeing Richie like this, but he also hated that it was about you. Mostly he hated that it was about you. He couldn't control it, no matter how much he wished that he could. What is it exactly that Richie is so mad at? Is he upset that he potentially ruined his relationship with Stan? Is he upset that Stan is in love with (Y/N) or that Stan claimed he neither loved nor cared about (Y/N)? Is Richie still in love with (Y/N)? If so is he mad that (Y/N) could be in love with Stan or that she is moving on so quickly? Eddie couldn't help but feel like he was still second to you. It's not like Richie chose to tell you. He kept telling Eddie that he would for at least 2 weeks, but then she found out in her own way. Eddie feared that maybe he was never gonna tell you. Or now that you found out does Richie regret it? 'Alright, Alright Eddie calm the fuck down! Just go talk to Richie.' "Eds?" "Yeah Rich." "I'm gonna go." Richie's tone sounded soft, defeated. It broke Eddie's heart to see him like this. "Yeah sure I'll go grab my keys-" Richie cut him off politely. "I'm just gonna walk. I think I wanna be alone right now. I'll call you later." Richie placed a hand on the back of Eddie's head pulling him close and pressing a kiss to the top of his head. "OK. Be safe please."

"Where are we going?" You ask Stan who is driving and keeping silent. "You'll see. Um, go into the glove compartment a find the clear tape." You scrunch your eyebrows together. "You been stashing things in my glove compartment, Uris?" You found a clear tape and put it into the radio. Temptation by New Order flooded in through the speakers. A smile grew on your face as you turned the volume nob up. Stan looked over at you for a second just to see your growing smile. "I made you a tape and left it in here for the next time you complain that there's nothing good on the radio." A fit of giggles came from your mouth. "Stanley Uris made me a fucking mix-tape." You continued to laugh. It brought a smile, growing wider by the second, to see you so happy and blissful listening to your favorite music, a song he loved as well.

And I've never seen anyone quite like you before. No, I've never met anyone quite like you before.

Richie's emotions were confusing him now more than ever. He loved (Y/N). He truly did, but he just wasn't in love with her. Guilt consumes him every night before sleep and every time he sees you. He never wanted to hurt you. But when it comes to Eddie he's impulsive even a little reckless. Richie knew that he fucked up massively. Not only with you but with Stan and he even feels so with Eddie. He felt that if he just would have been honest with you before jumping into things with Eds maybe Eddie wouldn't have lost his best friend. He still couldn't wrap his head around how much of an idiot and a dick he was about Stanley. What in the fucking hell would lead him to believe that Stanley Uris of all people would fuck around with someone's feelings like that? He had already caused (Y/N) enough pain maybe he was trying to be a hero or something. Do something right for once, but of course, it was just another gigantic fuck up! Executed wonderfully by your very own Richie Tozier. Richie had noticed that he walked straight to the quarry. He picked up a stone and skipped it across the water.

Stan pulled the car over along where the road stopped and the tree's started. "Come on." Stan walked over to your side of the car and opened the door for you and held out his hand. You took his hand and walked beside him into the woods. "You trying to get me to some secret secondary location?" "What, you don't recognize where we're going?" You looked around a bit and shook your head. "Well, then I guess it will be a surprise." "I guess this is the day I get murder in the woods. Goodbye world you were never all that good to me but at least my murder is hot as hell." You almost couldn't see Stan's blush from how much he was laughing. You're hands brush as you walked close together. Stan felt a little nervous to take it, it's not like he hasn't held your hand before but right now he feels it holds so much more. 'Good' he thought to himself. 'It does mean more. Let it mean more.' He took your hand in his and warmth spread throughout the both of you. Just the two of you holding hands walking through the trees with Stan pointing out some birds to you, felt so blissful. At this moment you realized you had never felt this way with Richie. The two of you had a lot in common and play off each other well jokes and conversation-wise. But maybe that wasn't all a relationship needed. You had felt that's why Richie and you were so perfect together. Maybe this was finally the start to forgiving Richie and regaining some normalcy, realizing that maybe we weren't perfect or meant to be after all. If this is how Richie felt with Eddie you felt that you could somewhat understand why he was so in a rush to have it. It was scary how new this thing with Stan was yet how important it felt to you. You would go to the ends of the earth to protect what you had with Stan, no one in the world made you feel as safe and comforted as Stanley Uris. What Richie did, going behind your back, was in no way how he should've handled the situation. You let him into some of the most vulnerable spaces in your mind and life, entrusting him with your heart and your deepest thoughts, that you were his only person. That wasn't something easy to forgive, not something to easily recover from, especially having that trust broken with someone else with who you were very close. You may be happy and blissful at this moment, but you definitely knew the consequences of Richie's actions would come back to rear its ugly head sooner or later. But you believed that understanding was one of the first steps toward forgiveness. The more you walked the louder the sound of running water became. Soon you could even see the running water. You realized Stan had brought you to the barrens.'But why the barrens?' you thought to yourself. You reached the edge of the water and looked over to Stan. "C'mon" he grabbed your hand and stepped out onto a rock in the water. You did your best to follow, it finally dawns on you that you were headed toward the clubhouse.

When you got to the small clearing Stan went ahead and lifted the hatch to the small underground area where the losers used to hang out. "I've only been here a couple of times." You said as you climbed down the ladder. "Yeah, I guess we started hanging out other places more." Stan walked over to the hammock getting in. He smiled and reached his arms out like a little kid asking for a hug. You raised an eyebrow at him. "I know. I always feel like I'm gonna fall out of this thing, but it's safe I promise." "Okay," You say drawing out the word in a skeptical tone. You yelped as it wobbled and Stan gripped his arms around your waist as the hammock swung a little. "See, safe." You let out an amused huff and relaxed into Stan. Your back was pressed against his chest, both of your heads finding slightly uncomfortable spots in the crooks of the other's neck. "I remember one of the first times Eddie ever brought you to hang around with us was down here." Stan played with your hands in your lap. "I remember looking over and seeing you smiling, talking to Beverly. It was really hot out, your cheeks were pink. Richie gave you his shower cap and you, him, and Bill talked about comic books." You closed your eyes just listening to Stan talk softly into your hair. "Beverly came over to me when she noticed. She was joking around told me to stop staring, that it was rude. I hadn't even noticed that I was staring. I got nervous cuz, -hoping you didn't notice. You were so beautiful I couldn't help but stare." You blushed and let out a chuckle, your stomach filling up with butterflies. "I don't expect you to say back any time soon, and I in no means want to rush you, but I-" Stan paused, thinking about the impact of his words. He started to think maybe he should give you a little time, but then you leaned your head up to look at him. And when he looked down into your eyes there was no way stopping the words from falling out of his mouth. "I love you." The look in Stan's eyes was intoxicating, you could have stared in his eyes for the rest of both your lives, but instead, you brought your hand up to his jaw and tilted your head bringing yours and Stan's lips together. Equally as intoxicating as the look in his eyes. The two of you felt as if you were floating on clouds. Like you two were the only two people in the world. You pulled away and smiled, Stan pressed his forehead against yours. "I know" You and Stan laughed.

"Ok Rich. You just need to apologize. I'm sure they'll forgive you. They're your friends, basically your family." Richie walked back into town talking to himself. "And you hurt them and accused them of shitty things and now all your friends will hate you forever cuz you were a total dick and even their grandchildren will hate the name, Richie Tozier." Richie stopped for a second and groaned, rubbing his hands up and down his face under his glasses. He took a deep breath and continued walking.

Mike opened the door to Richie. "Hey man, come in." "Is Eds still here." "Yeah, he's in the living room. Rich," Mike put a hand on his shoulder. "He's worried about you. We all kinda are. There's been a lot going on with you four I just want to remind you that if you need someone to talk to we're all here for you buddy." "Thanks, man." Richie continues into the living room and sees Ben and Eddie talking. He breathes a sigh of relief, knowing how much it hurt Eddie that Ben wouldn't talk to him. They hugged and Ben got up off the couch and saw Richie. "I'm really sorry Richie. It was really rude to treat you like that-" Richie cut him off. "It's ok man really, I get it. She's your friend, I was a dick." "Yeah but you and Eddie are my friends too." "Well then what do you say Haystack," Richie extended out a hand. "Back to buds." Ben agreed and shook Richie's hand. Richie took a seat next to Eddie on the couch. "Hey, I'm glad your back I wanted to-" Richie leaned in and kissed Eddie. "As much as I love you and your adorable rambling I wanted to apologize." Eddie was suddenly very nervous. He thought to himself 'Shit this is it. He still loves Kassidy.' "Sure, Sure yeah. Umm a-about what Rich?" Richie took Eddie's hands in his fiddling with them out of nerves. "About everything. About not telling Kassidy. About not even being decent enough to break it off first so neither of you would get hurt. All of this would have been so much easier and nobody would've had to lose any friends. I'm just so sorry Eddie, I love you and I never wanted to hurt you like that." Eddie was so relieved to hear those words come out of Richie's mouth. He put a hand up to Richie's cheek and leaned to kiss him. "I love you too Richie." Richie chuckled in relief "Thank fuck."

You and Stan walked back to the car hand in hand. "So what do you wanna do now? " You leaned your back up against the car door "Oh I don't know maybe some more of this." Stan leaned himself against the car by his forearm and with his other hand lifted your chin, leaning down connecting your lips. You hummed against his lips. "Well, I do love doing that." "Do you want to go back to your place-" Stan pressed a small kiss on your neck "Watch a movie." "Shit!" Stan's head shot up. "I left my house keys at Bens." "We can sneak through your bedroom window." You push yourself off of the car, past Stan, and walked to the other side pulling your door open. "I don't wanna go back there either but with any luck, Richie won't be there." Stan groaned and got into the car.

You wrapped your knuckles on the door and Mike opened it with a smile. "I just forgot my keys." Mike let you in past him to the table where the keys sat. You quickly walked over to the table and grabbed your keys. Turning around back towards the door you catch Richie staring from the couch next to Eddie. For once you didn't feel the wind knocked out of you. But you couldn't say that the feeling of wanting to punch him had dulled any. You carried on toward the door when Richie called out your name. You sighed and banged your head on Mike's front door and contemplated for a second whether or not you should pretend you didn't hear him and keep walking. Apparently, you had stayed there a bit too long. Richie tapped two fingers on your shoulder. "I was just wondering if you would let me talk at you for a second. You don't need to say anything, or react in any way really-" You turned around and put your hands on his shoulders. He froze silent as you drew a deep breath. "I forgive you." It wasn't easy to say, you weren't even sure it was true. A part of you wanted to keep him dangling in wonder and guilt but you knew that you would eventually fully forgive him and the more you saw him moping around the more you would most likely enjoy watching him suffer for what he did. But if he just thought that you had forgiven him then maybe he would go back to his old trashmouth self and you all could move on.

Richie was taken by surprise, to say the least. He felt relief for a fleeting moment until he remembers Stan. "He's out in the car" He heard him speak softly. She somehow always knew what was going on inside his head, that's what made him think that she was so great, that they would be so great together. Against your better judgment, you grimaced and said, "I can give you five minutes. But he has the car keys so I can't promise he won't dive off on you." Richie threw his arms around you and squeezed you, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" "Yeah, sure get off me" He smiled at you, "Sorry." As Richie walked out the door he turned back to you, "He wouldn't drive off without his best girl." Richie started making trumpets sound in the tune of 'A Long Long Time' by Kitty Kallen and closed the door. You rolled your eyes as you and Mike laughed

Richie fell silent as he walked up to your car with Stan in the front seat. He raised his hand and tapped on the window. Stan kept his stare forward and locked the car door. Richie sighed. "Stan please." Richie heard the click of the car doors unlock and walked around to the other side and got in. "I'm so sorry. I was being a complete shit of a person and totally overreacted. I do care about her, I do! That's why I got so angry and it totally fucked up my judgment." Stan wasn't saying anything and it started to make Richie even more nervous. "I was angry and confused and I honestly don't know where all of that came from. That's not what I think of you at all, you gotta know that, Stan. You're one of my best friends and the best dude I know and I'm so sorry I said all of those things. I know I really fucked up." The two of them sat and stared out the windshield, Richie's leg bounced up and down from nerves until Stanley broke the silence. "I'm sorry too. That I turned my back on you. I couldn't understand how you had the most perfect girl right in front of you and seeing you hurt her made me angry too. I mean we all saw you and Eddie happening eventually, but I didn't think you two would go and do that. I love her and I guess I let that get in the way of our friendship." "I mean dude I don't really think I could blame you. I've seen the way she looks at you. It can make someone do stupid and crazy things." "Well then I guess that explains why you are so stupid and crazy," Stan laughed, "Eddie looks at you like that 24\7." Richie turned away laughing and hoped it hid the bright red flush on his cheeks. "I can't believe she actually forgave me." "Yeah me neither, to be honest." Stanley dead-panned. "Buuut," Stan took a calming deep breath, "If she can forgive you, then I guess I should too."

Eddie walked up to (Y\N) hesitantly as she was laughing with Mike. Mike saw Eddie and took that as his cue to leave, or rather to eavesdrop from the kitchen with Beverly, Ben, and Bill.

"Thanks for uh.. for forgiving Richie, he's been a wreck," Eddie said. "N-not that I've been fine! I-I feel completely terrible for what I did. But I mean I-I-I'm not trying to make you feel bad for me or anything. O-or for Richie. I just mean that we're both really sorry. I'm so, so very sorry (Y/N)." Eddie stammered through quickly. Man, do your shoes look mighty interesting at that moment. 'You forgave Richie why is it so hard to forgive Eddie. Maybe because we only gave Richie a premature apology so we could all get back to normal? Should I have to do that with Eddie too? Fuck that neither of them deserves it!' You fought back and forth with yourself in your head before finally looking up at Eddie. You took a deep breath, "I know...I-" Eddie cut you off "You don't have to." "I feel like I should." "You already kinda forgave Richie I know that's a big thing so you can hate me for as long as you need I deserve it." You smiled at Eddie and walked out of the house. Richie saw you walking towards the car and stepped out leaving the door open for you. You got in and leaned over to Stanley cupping the side of his face to bring him closer and pressed a kiss to his cheek. Stan started the car as you buckled. You tucked your legs up onto the seat and curled up to get comfy. Stan rests his hand over on one of your legs as you closed your eye

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invaderzia1 · 3 years

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Secret Perversions (Armin Arlert x Fem!Reader) (NSFW)

Reader has stumbled upon some prized possessions of Armin which leads to something new for them.

Authors note; lots of degradations and sub!Armin in this one, cuz apparently there isn’t enough in the fandom.

Armin is unsure what was happening, so lost in lust and pleasure as his lovely girlfriend rode him like no tomorrow. He didn’t even register her reaching under the other pillow and pulling out something. No, not even the sound of the rustling paper did stir him. It wasn’t until he felt her hips stop moving until he regained enough of himself to focus.

Armin looked up at her, confused as to why she stopped moving, until he noticed her holding up a clearly worn magazine in front of him. She was dangling it like a piece of meat in front of a dog. His eyes widened as he recognized the very familiar cover in front of him. His face broke out into a pink hue.

“Busty Babes in Peril? Really, babe?” (Y/n) rocked her hips forward, laughing at the way his fingers dug into her thighs. Her eyes narrowed down at him as she spoke again. “It’s really quite pathetic, isn’t it? I mean the amount of these magazines you have is disgusting.”

Slowly the realization dawned on him, she knew. She knew about his secret stash of magazines. That also meant she knew about some of his perversions. He felt his heart rate pick up as the horror set in. His eyes were wide as he glanced from the magazine to her face. It was humiliating really, how much this situation was born out of his worst nightmare. And how hard it was making his cock.

He tried to deny it, stutter out some kind of excuse and hope she’ll let it go. But there was no way to hide how rock hard he was now. The sound of her laughing at him as she slowly ground her hip back against him cut him off, causing his eyes to roll back as he rolled his hips back into her. He had no way to hide his shame.

“Holy fuck, are you actually getting turned on by this? I knew you were a pervert, but this is really weak, even for you.” (Y/n) let a snort out as she slowly continued to fuck herself on his cock. She watched him closely, studying the effect this was having on him. His eyes screwed tightly shut as his breathing grew more unsteady.

She opened the magazine up to the most worn page, clearly a favorite of his due to the wear and tear on it. On it was a scantily clad woman, who bore a striking resemblance to his girlfriend. She was all tied up in the old 3D maneuver gear that the survey Corp use to use, dangling precariously from a tree. In the background of the piece was a poorly drawn Titan. On the other page was the girl being fucked by men in a poorly made parody of the survey Corp uniform, in multiple different poses. Armin’s eyes darted from the page to his girlfriend rapidly, his checks turning a darker red. Again his hips stuttered forward involuntary.

“You must really like this page. I wonder why.” She rolled her eyes, jerking the page towards him as she leaned in. “I bet you used to get off to this idea during training. Seeing all of us struggling with that old gear every day must have been torture to a pervert like you.” His cock twitched deep within her as his hips pushed up into her. “Let me guess, when you saw me get all caught up in the wire during training you went into your room a jerked off all night to that thought? I bet you didn’t even wait that long, probably went to the bathroom and got off.” She rode his cock faster, squeezing him tightly in her soft flesh. His hips twitched forward into her, thrusting back into her.

“Fuck, please.”

“Are you asking me for more? You’re really getting off on me calling you disgusting creep? You really are pathetic.” She laughed out, throwing her head back. “Fuck, who would’ve thought Armin Arlert, our colossal Titan savior, would be such a loser.”

If the way he was thrusting into her was any indication of how much he enjoyed it, then she knew she hit the nail on the hammer. His hand reached out weakly to grab it from her, but she quickly moved it out of his grasp. Letting her eyes roll back, she rode him as she dangled the magazine above his reach, teasing him with it.

“You want it back that badly? Go on and tell me how much of a dirty bastard you are, maybe I’ll give this back to you after.”

Armin moaned out, rolling his hips back into hers as his fingers dug into the soft flesh of his hips again. Its almost like she was reading his mind, knowing exactly what to say to make him fall even deeper. Shit, he wasn’t going to last. Not if (Y/n) kept going like this.

“Fuck, I’m a nasty pervert. I’m such a disgusting, nasty pervert who looks at porn and” he stuttered out, thrusting harder up into (Y/n), who gladly rode him faster, “and who likes it when I’m called a disgusting bastard.”

(Y/n) sneered at him, making Armin shiver. They both knew he wasn’t going to last much longer. He was giving off the tell tale signs he was about to cum, which prompted (Y/n) to go faster. Armin’s fingers dug further into the plump flesh of her hips, enough to probably leave bruises that she’ll worry about in the morning. His hips stuttered forward, slapping up into her as he let out a few curses. She could feel the way his body tensed as he released ropes of cum within. Letting him ride out his orgasm, (Y/n) waited until Armins body untensed before stopping her hips.

Armin was panting out after one of the most mind blowing orgasms of his life, or atleast to date. He could feel the sweat dripping off his brow as he went limp within her. It wasn’t until he heard his girlfriend scoff above him did he realize this wasn’t close to done.

“Gross, you already came?” His eyes met hers, which were harshly staring down at him, causing him to feel his dick twitch back to life inside her. “I guess you’ll just have to get me off then, creepy bastard.” (Y/n) lifted herself off of him, laying back on the bed and spreading her legs, exposing her dripping cunt to him. Armin slowly rolled over, crawling towards her and throwing her legs over his shoulders as he began to get to work, burying his mouth into her wet flesh.

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cixthotshit · 3 years

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Gon Gonie

Pairing: Lee Byounggon/BX x Original Female Character|Reader

Genre: Smut, Fluff, just a drop of Angst, College/University AU, Friends to Lover (established)

Summary: Getting BX to see that she had a crush on him was a lot more work than Piti had thought it would be

Word count: 4.3k

Rating/Warnings: Mature / Explicit Sexual Content: Porn With A Sprinkling of Plot, Kissing, Nipple Play, MtF Vaginal Sex

Author’s Note: This is a sister fic to an NCT fic of mine at my NCT fic blog. You don't have to read the original fic to get into this one, don't worry! You can read this as a stand alone one shot fic. But if you're here cuz you read my Yuta fic first, OK, I didn't plan to write this, but I couldn't help myself. I love BX and I had a lot of fun writing this! Sorry if I have any grammar mistakes, I try my best when proofreading but things always slip through. I always appreciate some feedback on my writings!

Piti tucked a little of her yellow tshirt under her left boob, the underside of her breasts were sweaty. She bent down under her desk to check the connection of her computer and webcam before reaching behind her to pull her cotton pink shorts down. It was riding up her left butt cheek. Her fuzzy pink slippers made her toes sweaty, so she kicked them off, letting them roll over toward her wooden coffee table.

“I mean, I think I did it right,” she said, glancing behind her to see BX adjusting the lighting to the lamp she’d purchased 2 weeks previously. “If I can’t stream tonight, I’ll just tell Willa that I wasn’t meant to be a CamGirl. It sounds like such easy money.”

“You already have a big following on Insta,” he replied. “I thought you had sponsorships.”

“They don’t always pay,” she said, sitting on her desk chair. “Thanks for trying to help. I didn’t know who else to call.”

“No problem,” he said, his eyes fixed on the lighting in her living room. “At least you’re nice to me.”

“Suchin’s mean to you too?” Piti asked, laughing. BX had always received fairer treatment from Piti’s elder sister, but BX was much kinder to Suchin than Piti ever was. It was unfair for Suchin to be mean to BX.

“She’s been mean to everyone,” he answered. He sighed, pulling his phone out of the back pocket of his skinny jeans. His eyes were glued to the screen as he sat down onto her baby blue couch. “She says that she’s stressed. I’m stressed too, you know?”

“What’s up?” Piti asked, walking away from her desk, which was set up beside the door to her balcony. She walked to the couch that sat beside her desk.

Sitting down next to BX, Piti took his left hand into her hands. There was a Bandaid wrapped around the top knuckle of his middle finger. She grinned, remembering when they’d FaceTimed in the morning. He’d cut his finger while cutting up an apple. For as long as she’d known him, he was prone to accidents.

They met when she transferred to a new university the previous year. He had always been her older sister’s friend, but she got along well enough with him that she could text or call him to ask about tech issues she had. Pressing her lips together to moisten the corners of her bottom lip, Piti had to admit that he’d become more than just her go-to tech person in the recent months.

Since starting his Film Studies, BX had come into contact with Piti more. He was filming partners with her sister. She was often trying to get Suchin’s attention, mostly asking her for help. Suchin had been busy directing and interviewing subjects for her documentary, so BX had become more reliable. He’d been the one to talk her through clearing out the clogged sink in her kitchen while he cleaned up the flesh wound on his middle finger.

His head rested against the back of the couch with his fingers half hidden behind the loose sleeves of his oversized grey sweater. His eyes remained glued onto his phone when she ran the tips of her fingers against his palm. Piti swallowed air as her eyes remained fixed on BX’s tongue licking his lips. The red of his lips reminded her of the Thai chili peppers she’d put into the curry she made for dinner. Her tongue burned with a sharp heat, remembering how hot the curry had been.

“I know our professor sucks,” he spoke up, his damp lips glistening under the lamp light. She released his hand, realizing he didn’t care what she was doing to his hand. The shaggy fabric of her periwinkle throw pillow cushioned her lower back as she rested her back against the couch. “I don’t know if film school is working out. Maybe I should have gone for medical studies. Do something in social sciences.”

“You’re still young,” she said, grabbing his hand again, giving it a squeeze.

His tone had sounded tired, more like he was thinking out loud instead of having an actual conversation with a human being, a very cute one too. Piti would remember never to give Film Studies a try if she wanted to keep her stress levels low. She bounced in her seat when he squeezed her hand back. Their eyes locked, and she gave him a half grin.

“You can change your career path whenever you want. Why do you think I want to give OnlyFans a try? I don’t know how long I’ll be this cute with such pretty tits.”

He gave a dry chuckle, his eyes returning to the illuminating light of his phone. His mouth was frozen into a handsome grin. Piti ran her free hand through her hair to stop herself from reaching out to touch the dimple on his cheek. She shifted herself to brush her chest against his arm, her heartbeat thumping rapidly up her back.

“Thanks for helping me,” she said, shifting her eyes to peer toward him. His eyes were lidded as he seemed to be reading something on his phone. “You help me out so much.”

“Come on,” he said before giving a scoff, tutting his tongue against the back of his teeth. His grin widened as his eyes returned to meet hers. “Of course. Any time.”

“Can I help you with anything?” she asked. She squeezed his hand again. “I’m sorry you’re stressed.”

“Thanks for listening to me complain,” he said, setting his phone down on the armchair.

“Please,” she said, rolling her eyes, pressing herself closer to him, “that’s hardly anything. Um, BX?” She squeezed his hand again. His face seemed to be coming in closer. The scent of Coke was infiltrating her nose as the warmth of his breath tingled her lips. “Do you think I’m cute?”

His lips touched hers, and she shut her eyes. Her entire face flared up in prickling heat. Her mind could only form curse words together as they flashed behind her eyelids in bold red letters. An overwhelming pressure built up in her chest, making her sinuses tingle uncomfortably.

He wrapped her into his arms, his hold warming her up. She broke their kiss, placing her hands onto his shoulders as she gave out a sob. Hot tears rolled down her cheeks.

“Piti?” he asked, barely above a whisper. “Am I a bad kisser?”

“No, silly,” she replied, snorting a sob when she inhaled a breath. She shut her eyes as BX gave out a belly laugh. She groaned as she threw her face into his chest, fisting her hands into his sweater. “I like you so much, BX.”

Her voice was muffled, but she was completely embarrassed, unable to look up. She’d never liked anyone as much as she liked BX. When she’d realized that she liked him she did her usual flirting tactics. She put in extra effort into her looks when she met with him, such as when she called him to ask for assistance to set up her new webcam. It never failed to get her hookups’ attention whenever she was looking her most desirable.

Her yellow top was old, so the fabric was loose and slightly transparent. The hole at the hem near the left side of her hip was supposed to be tantalizing, she certainly always ran her fingers to play with the fabric there. The soft yellow and pink together made Piti feel like she was a colorful candy, ready to be unwrapped. But he seemed immune, uninterested.

“And it makes you sad?” BX said, his tone going low. His hold on her loosened.

She looked up at him, and the nerves in her jaw lit up, sending a warm sensation down the front of her throat. His gaze was soft, his lips barely parted. Tilting her head up, she gave a sniffle before kissing him. She shut her eyes, furrowing her eyebrows as she opened her mouth to capture his luscious bottom lip between hers. His tongue licked her lips, making her insides squirm like fish caught in a net.

“I like you,” she said again, pulling away from his kiss, the inside of her ears burning up. She’d never wanted to be the first person to admit to having feelings or attraction, but she knew there was more to her attraction to him than physical attraction. “I’ve been putting on my cutest clothes. I always make sure my hair is all bouncy and curly. And like, you never look at me.”

“I’m sorry,” he said, his dimple deepened as he smiled widely, touching his forehead to hers. “My mind’s been focused on the doc.” He paused. She shut her eyes as the warmth of his hand cupping her cheek sent a shiver down her back. “Holy shit, Piti. You like me?”

She opened her eyes and felt goosebumps form along her arms. His gaze was soft, and his eyes slowly drifted down her neck to her body. When his eyes met hers again she nodded gently.

“I’ve never wanted like, a boyfriend,” she confessed, her cheeks hot and her nipples hardened as heat surged down to her stomach, “but I don’t even know how many nights I’ve been going to bed thinking about you. And like, when you finally kissed me, like, I’m so embarrassed. I want you to like me back so much.”

“How can I not like you?” he asked. His thumb caressed her cheek, making her body warm up. He gave her a chaste kiss. “You’re always feeding me those rice balls with tuna. You thank me for the smallest things. We made that study playlist together and we split the songs up evenly. You’re the sweetest person I know.``

His hand touched her hip, massaging her before sliding it down to touch her thigh. She shook as his fingertips touched the bare skin of her inner thigh. His touch made her nerves light up in erratic flames, his fingers soft like silk. Her shaggy throw pillow was making her butt sweaty, but she didn’t want to break the mood by reaching behind her to toss a purple pillow aside. Every word out of his lips made her insides warm.

“You’ve got the most beautiful body, the softest skin, kissable lips.”

“Keep going,” she whispered, pressing herself closer to him.

“It’s brave that you live on your own,” he said, “and you’re never afraid to ask for help, either.” She pecked his lips. She’d wondered for weeks what he thought of her. Hearing him speak of her in nothing but positives filled her whole body with a comforting warmth. “Your confidence makes you hot, and lovely.”

“You’re like, the perfect guy,” she said, raking her fingers through his hair. His cheeks flushed and she planted wet kisses onto his cheek and neck. He laughed, his hands pulling her into his lap. “I’m serious, BX. You’re so patient, and like, you’re so caring to me. And you’re a beautiful man.” He groaned, shutting his eyes. She planted a kiss onto his left eyelid. “Your eyes are so pretty when you smile.” She kissed the tip of his nose. “Your nose is cute.” She kissed his cheek. “Your skin is so much clearer than mine.” He chuckled. “Your lips are perfect.”

He kissed her, his tongue pushing against her lips. She opened her mouth and pushed her tongue against his. He groaned into her mouth, and she gripped onto his shoulders tightly as she felt a hand grope the inside of her thigh. He tasted like sugar and salt, the familiar blend of Coke and McDonalds fries filling up her senses.

“Fuck, you’re so bold,” she breathed out when she broke their kiss, the mixture of their saliva leaving a wet trail down her chin. She moaned, looking down at BX’s hand push up against her groin. His thumb pressed against the hood of her clit, and her hand shot down to grip onto his wrist. “Byounggon -”

“Gon, call me Gon,” he demanded, pushing his hand up and down against her slit. Red heat blinded her.

“Gon,” she said with a loud exhale. Blinking, she threw her fingers up to cover her smile as his cheeks flushed again, his head bowing down. His thumb drew circles against her, sending waves of heat deep inside, making her buck her hips. “Gon, oh my God!”

She gasped and bucked her hips again. His fingers slipped under her shorts, and she felt a hot flash of pride wash over her body. He’d grinned as he glanced up at her, feeling that she hadn’t worn any panties. Two of his fingers slid against her folds, applying pressure as they dragged upwards, making goosebumps form along her back and up her arms. Her grip on his wrist tightened as she looked up at him, his gaze drifting up to look her in the eyes.

“How do you worship your God?” he asked, his smile widening as he pressed his forehead against hers. “Calling me out already, that’s cute.”

“Gon,” she said, her cheeks hot. “Are you teasing me?”

“You don’t like it?” he asked. His hand slid away from her core, making her insides shake.

“Don’t stop,” she said, her grip on his wrist tightening again as she pressed her fingers against his hand.

“Hey, there’s a special word that you didn’t use,” he said, his smile disappearing.

“Gon?”

She closed her eyes as he kissed her, his tongue warming her lips once more. His hand slipped away from her hold, moving to caress her hip. Throwing her hands up to his chest, she pushed him off as she opened her eyes.

“‘Please,’ is the special word,” he said, looking down at her, his eyes barely open. “I know you can be a brat, Piti, but I don’t tolerate brattiness well, not when my dick is involved.”

She gave a shy chuckle, biting her bottom lip when his eyes drifted down her body. His finger pinched the fabric of her top near her left breast, and tugged down. Piti felt the folded fabric slip away from the underside of her boob, and she smiled, feeling her cheeks flush.

“That’s been bugging me,” he said, his hand sliding under her shirt. She pressed closer to him as his hand warmed her up, making her body shiver with his touch. “Your tits are distracting.”

“I know they’re cute.”

“Let’s see how cute,” he replied, grinning. His fingers grasped onto the front hem of her shirt and pulled it up. He groped her left breast, his fingers pinching her nipple. Her core flared with a deep heat, and she squeezed her thighs together. “If you become a CamGirl, you better charge top dollar. Your tits...your breasts...titties of a Goddess.”

“You’re such a cornball,” she said with a chuckle, scrunching up her face as she shut her eyes. He gave a gentle, low guffaw. A wet, slick sensation pushed up against her right nipple, and her gut felt a hot pressure release heat into her body as a sharp pinch hit her nipple.

She opened her eyes and raked her fingers through BX’s hair, watching him lick and suck on her breasts. As his mouth moved to her right breast, he fondled her left with his hand. She moaned out his name, pulling him closer against her. His body felt so good against hers, she wanted to melt into him.

“Want to fuck?” she asked, cupping his face into her hands. She pulled him up to look at her face, forcing his tongue away from her hardened nipple. “Please, Gon?”

He gave a gentle chuckle as he tilted his head down to plant a kiss onto the side of her neck. She shut her eyes, savoring the deep, calming heat his lips gave to her body every time he kissed her. She ran her fingers through his hair again. A low groan reverberated into the center of her chest as he kissed her there.

“Should we take things into the bedroom?” he said softly, making her face flush as he sat up straight. He pulled her body up against his. He touched her chin with his thumb and forefinger, pulling her face close to his.

“Yes, please,” she answered, nodding before he gave her a gentle kiss. Her body lit up, and she pulled forward, deepening their kiss.

He broke the kiss, and caressed her cheek with his thumb as he cupped her face with one hand.

“You’re cute when you say please.”

She took a deep inhale of breath as her hand reached to touch his groin. He groaned, and then tilted his head down to kiss her. They groaned into each other’s mouths as she applied pressure onto his cock, rubbing up and down his growing erection. One of his hands grabbed her breast, squeezing it and flicking her engorged nipple.

Pushing him away, she stood up as she took her top off. She slipped her shorts off and tilted her head to her left before turning away from BX to walk to her room. She bit her bottom lip as she heard him get off her couch, the sounds of his belt buckle unfastening ringing loudly in the quiet apartment. She giggled, trotting to her room as she heard the heavy steps of BX’s behind her.

“Really?” he said with a huff. “You’re going to make me chase you?”

“You’re so stressed you didn’t even see me showing my ass off to you,” she called out behind her as she jumped into her bed, the springs to her mattress squeaking as she reached to her night stand to turn the lamp on.

“I’m sorry,” he said, walking into her room with his sweater in his hands. He stopped at the foot of her bed, tossing his sweater to the floor. Her cheeks flushed and she felt adrenaline rush up her body as BX looked at her on the bed. “You’re beautiful.”

“And you’re hot,” she replied, standing on her knees, reaching over to grab his hands. “Come on, Gon. Please? I’ve been so horny for you.” “You’re horny for me?”

He gave a guffaw as she laid down onto the bed, letting him go. She shut her eyes and sighed loudly, resting the back of her curled fingers against her temples. She’d never had a partner stop to make jokes as she was naked in bed, begging him to fuck her.

The springs of the mattress squeaked and groaned as BX got into bed with her. Goosebumps formed up her legs and arms as she felt his body over hers, his left knee pushing her legs open. She gasped, opening her eyes, when she felt his hands grasp onto her wrists. Blood pumped furiously at her throat as he pressed her arms down into the mattress.

“So,” he asked softly as he looked down at her, his eyes moving up and down her face, “what will it take for you to call me again?”

“Gon?” she said against his lips as he pressed his lips over hers. She shut her eyes as his lips moved to capture hers. His thigh pressed up against her, and she moaned into his mouth as his thigh continually pressed up against her, the pressure of his thigh muscles flexing against her folds sent sharp heat into her body.

She breathed heavily through her mouth when he released her lips. His lips landed on her neck and his teeth nipped at her sensitive skin before licking and kissing the sweat off her neck and jaw. She took a sharp inhale of breath as his fingers tightened their hold on her wrists, her skin aching. The familiar wet sensation of BX’s tongue licking her tits returned as she exhaled out a sweet moan.

“Oh my God, that feels so good, Gon,” she said barely above a whisper. She squealed out a frustrated groan as his teeth captured the engorged bud on her right breast, grinding his teeth back and forth. Sharp, mind melting jolts of heat hit her groin like lightning. “Oh my God! Gonie! Gonie!”

“Gonie?” he said, his teeth releasing her immediately. Piti took in heavy, shaky breaths, her body so hot and her nerves so sensitive, BX was one thigh flex away from making her come. He kissed her lips. “That’s cute, Piti. Gonie. I’m your Gonie.”

“Gonie,” she said softly, breathing heavily, “are we going to fuck? Please?”

He chuckled, his fingers released their grip on her wrists and glided down her arms to caress her breasts. She arched her back and shut her eyes as her pussy was aching for his cock, her core wet and warm. A sharp heat hit her stomach as his hands kneaded her breasts.

“I like it when you ask in a sweeter way,” he said. She shut her eyes as his hand groped her right breast, her body radiating with a frustrated heat.

“Will you please put your beautiful cock inside of me, please?” she said immediately. He kissed her, and she wrapped her arms around his neck. The chuckles in his throat reverberated into her chest, sending sharp heat into her nipples.

When they broke their kiss, they sat up so she could grab a condom from her night stand drawer. She sat up in bed, and kissed his shoulder as she watched him put the condom on. He grinned at her, seeming to enjoy the attention. His hand stroked his cock before he laid down onto his back.

“What position do you like?” he asked as she laid down beside him, turning her body in toward his.

“Spoon me and play with my clit, please?”

“You’re so cute,” he said, his eyes lighting up as he smiled from ear to ear. “I like it when you say please.”

He kissed her before letting go of her so she could turn around to face her back to him. She felt a shiver ride down her body as his sweaty front came into contact with her back. His tongue licked her earlobe as his hand massaged the inside of her thigh, pulling her to lift her leg a little. She rested her head onto the pillow under her as she felt him enter her from behind. The kiss he planted onto her neck made her give out a gasp. His cock pulling the walls of her pussy apart caused her nerves to dance wildly, making her skin light up.

“Gonie,” she gave out a soft moan as she felt his hand fondle her breast.

He pushed in deep, and she gave a loud exhale. She grunted as he began to push in and out in a slow, deep rhythm, making her feel every motion of his cock. Desperate squeaks escaped her lips when his cock twitched inside of her as he paused, balls deep inside of her.

“Fuck,” she breathed out as BX’s hand moved between her legs, and she felt two of his fingers press against her clit.

She wriggled her hips against him as his fingers drew circles around her clit, and then spread to glide down against her labia before going back to draw circles around her clit. Her mind was spinning, like she’d ridden on a roller coaster where her legs dangled in the air as the giant machine she was strapped to made a giant 360 degree loop. Trying to focus, she thrust back as he pushed his hips toward her.

“Fuck,” it was his turn to swear. He groaned as he began to pick up a faster pace. She couldn’t keep up and shut her eyes as she threw her hand back to grab his hip to feel steady. Her fingers dug into his wet, soft flesh as he continually rutted into her. “Fuck, you feel so good.”

“Gon,” she panted out, “Gon! Gonie! Fuck me just like that.”

“It feels good when you squeeze on my cock,” he said against her ear as his fingers flicked her clit up and down. The sensations of sweat gliding down her back and chest overcame her as her mind went through another 360 degree loop. Her cunt clamped down on his cock as his fingers played with her clit. “Fucking hell, you’re going to make me come.” The bed springs squeaked and groaned in a furious, erratic rhythm as his fingers left her clit to grab the back of her thigh to push in deeper.

“Gonie, I’m gonna come,” she said desperately, her face unbearably hot. “You’re fucking me so good, Gonie. Your cock, Gonie!”

He guffawed, clearly on a high at her praises, keeping his fast pushes going. His fingers gripped onto the back of her thigh before gliding to grope her ass. Finally, his fingers returned to her clit, and she immediately lost herself. Three fingers rubbed against her clit before he captured her engorged bud between his forefinger and middle finger and pulled, milking her clit.

Champagne gold fireworks exploded before her eyelids as her body seemed to feel weightless, though she could still feel BX’s cock thrusting in and out of her. Her mind was spinning endlessly as her whole body tensed before an overwhelming calm overcame her, relaxing all the muscles in her body.

His hand moved up to massage her breast as he planted kisses onto her shoulder. His fast pushes continued as she turned her head over, opening her eyes slightly. BX bent forward and kissed her, closing his eyes. She gave a soft whimper as he gave a handful of erratic, sharp pushes into her. His tongue pushed aggressively into her mouth before he released her lips.

Spent, neither of them were able to speak, though BX withdrew from her. She shut her eyes and she listened to him move around, likely disposing of his condom. A low groan escaped her lips as she felt him spoon her, his lips warming her cheek.

“When can we do that again?” he asked into her ear, tickling her nerves and making her giggle.

Thank you for reading!

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blackhakumen · 3 years

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Mini Fanfic #791: Wrath of the Certified Moms (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

4:23 p.m. at Smash Mansion's Dining Hall......

It was quiet and Intense afternoon at the Mansion of Smash as everyone hides away and watch an unfazed Kazuya have himself a conversation with the Certified Moms Squads, who are not very happy with him at the point.

Peach: Mr. Kazuya. (Crosses Her Arms in a Not Pleased Yet Professional Like Manner) I take it that you are wondering why we wanted to talk to you at this very moment, yes?

Kazuya: No. I don't actually. But since we're here.....(Slams Two of his Feet On the Table One By One) Let's talk.

Samus: What the hell are you doing?

Kazuya: (Raised an Eyebrow at the Bounty Hunter Glaring at Him) Pardon?

Daisy: (Glares at Kazuya as Well) You heard the lady, buster. Why the hell do you have your crumby feet on the table!?

Kazuya: What? Am I not supposed to do that here or something?

Rosalina: (Simply Nodded) That is right. It's very rude and thoughtless.

Isabella: Not to mention unsanitary.

Tifa: This might be our first time meeting one another.....(Glares at Kazuya Harsh) But I know for a fact that you weren't raised on a damn farm.

Samus: Exactly. So if you know what's good for you going forward....(Starts Gritting her Teeth) We suggest you take your feet off the fucking table. Right now.

Kazuya: (Starts at the Glaring for a Brief Second Before Scoffing a Bit in Defeat as He Reluctantly Did What He Was Told) There. Happy?

Samus: (Glare Pierce Harder at the Man) Very.

Peach: ('Sigh') Now with that out of the way, Mr. Kazuya, after you fought Ganondorf and threw him off a cliff, is it true that you tried to do the same to Pit and Kirby afterwards?

Kazuya: What? You mean the Angel Boy and Pink Puffball? ('Heh') Yeah. I did. What of it?

Palutena: (Immediately Gets Up and Angrily Slams her Hands on the Table) ('SLAM') WHAT OF IT!? YOU ALMOST KILLED MY BABY, YOU MURDEROUS PIECE OF-

Bayonetta: (Immediately Got Up and Place Her Hands on Palutena's Shoulders to Calm her Down) Paulie dear, please. Calm yourself.

Tifa: (Gently Place her Hand on Top of Palutena's) Bayo's right. Don't let him get to you like this.

Palutena: How can you all expect me to be calm in a time like that!? (Tears Starts Falling Down on her Face) Have you forgotten what that bastard done to Pit!?

Peach: (Turns Around to Palutena with a Worried yet Understanding Frown on her Face) We understand how you feel completely, dear. Which is all the more reasons why you should let me do all the talking. You do trust us, right?

Palutena: Of course I do. ('Sniff') You girls are my family...('Sniff') I just....I just can't help not being upset, you know?

Bayonetta: (Gently Pulls Palutena into a Loving Hug) I know, my sweet, beautiful goddess. I know. But we all need to pull ourselves together and get Peach handle this. For our babies sake.

Palutena begins to looks up and see Pit, Kirby, and the Phantom Thieves hiding behind the living room's wall, witnessing everything going down in the dining hall.

Palutena: (Sighs While Finally Calming Herself Down) Right. I do need to pull myself together. (Turns to Pit While Quietly Saying 'I Love You' to Him With a Sad Smile Before Sitting Back Down)

Pit: (Smiles Softly) I love you too, mom

Kazuya: (Suddenly Starts to Chuckle Evilly For Almost Everyone in the Mansion to Hear)

Peach: (Raised an Eye Brow at Kazuya in a Very Unamused Manner) Something's funny to you, Kazuya?

Kazuya: Yes, actually. Here I thought participating in this kind of tournament would be somewhat interesting. I'd never imagined how pathetically soft amd weak minded all of you really are. But I suppose be too shouldn't be surprised by the outcome, since you have an embarrassment of a tyrant king and an annoying puffball as one of your competitors.

Ganondorf: (Growling Angry at Kazuya from the Distance With the Other League of Villains Members)

Kazuya: And worthless angel boy of yours was easily the weakest of them all that it's laughable at best.

Pit starts to frown sadly by Kazuya's words until Ren place a hand onto his shoulder while giving him a reassuring look that feels him to not to believe a single word he says. This, in it if itself, actually helps calm the angel down immensely.

Kazuya: Hell, he's better off being dead if any-

'CRASH'

Without a second thought, Peach angrily punched down the table I front of her, the ladies, and Kazuya so hard that it crumbles to the ground, easily breaking it into small, tiny pieces, much everyone's surprise and shock.

Bowser: Holy........

Samus: ........Shit........

Ryuji: (From the Living Room) EXCLAMATION MARK!!!!

Kazuya: (Starts Smirking at the Angered Princess While Being Unfazed by the Sudden Event) What's this now? Did I do finally struck a nerve, your highness?

Peach: (Immediately Grabs Kazuya By the Collar While Giving the Most Darkest, Piercing Glare Imaginable, Even For Her) Listen here, you insufferable, arrogant creep! I don't what made you the way you are right now, and frankly, I don't give a single damn about it at this point! All you need to know that if you're planning on continuing to set foot in this mansion, you don't EVER insult my babies and harm my family ever again! YOU HEAR ME!?

Daisy: (Immediately Got Up to Calm Peach Down) Woah there, cuz. Take it easy for us, okay?

Samus: (Got Up and Calm Peach Down as Well) Daisy's right, Peach. He's not worth the trouble at this point......

Peach looks back and forth the girls and Kazuya for a few seconds before finally calming herself down.

Peach: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay......(Finally Let's Go of Kazuya) I suppose I should apologize for what happened just now. It wasn't lady like of me.

Daisy: (Chuckles Lightly) Are you kidding me? That was most badass thing I've ever seen yet! (Happily Hugs Peach) And it was all caused by my favorite cuz~

Peach: (Giggles Softly) I'm your only cousin, Daisy.

Samus: Yeah I'm gonna have to agree with Daisy this on. (Smirks a bit Playfully at Peach) I did not expect you to be this hardcore. I'm proud. Though, I think we might need to replace that table in a little bit.

Peach: (Giggles Softly Some More) I know. Thanks, you guys.

Kazuya: (Watches the Trio While Fixing his Collar and Shirt) ('Tch') Knew I should've ignored them if I had the chance.......

Peach: Kazuya Mishima!

Kazuya: (Turns Back to Peach) Yeah? What?

Peach: (Crosses her Arms While Glaring Darkly at Kazuya Again) Remember this well: If I EVER hear you pulled this stunt again, I will NOT hesitate to kick you out of this mansion and ban you from ever taking part of this tournament! Do you understand me!?

Kazuya was able to say something to the princess until his eyes suddenly begins to widened, as he comes to the realization that Peach's glare is starting to remind him of a woman from past. Who happens to be his deceased mother, Kazumi Mishima. It wasn't too long until he suddenly begins to get down on his knees and bow himself down to the princess in a traditional like manner, much everyone complete surprise.

Kazuya: I apologise for my foolish actions. It will never happen again.....

Peach: (Couldn't Believe What She's Seeing in Front of Her) Oh my.......I-I Mean! (Starts Clearing Her Throat Before Turning Away From the Fallen Man) As long as you got message, we'll hold you to it. Let's go, ladies. (Begins to Walks Away with Other Ladies Following Her)

Palutena gives one last harsh glare at Kazuya before walking away with the others. Leaving him to his lonesome self altogether. (While Still Being in a Bowing like Position).

Meanwhile.....

Bowser: (Eyes Widened After Witnessing Everything That Went Down Just Now) Well.........That happened?

Hades: (Starts Snicking) I know, right? Who would've thought the Devil Boy got whipped so easily?

Sephiroth: (Carrying Pichu in his Arms) I'm more surprise on how strong the princess has gotten. Mario's a lucky man.

Bowser: ('Tch') (Crosses his Arms While Looking Away) Yeah. Lucky jackass, bastard.....

Ganondorf: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ridley: (Turns to Ganondorf) What gotten you in a good mood?

Ganondorf: Seeing this warm grovelling on the floor! (Crosses his Arms While Smirking Evilly and Triumphantly) Knew he wasn't shit from the beginning.

Ridley: But didn't he still beat you and threw you off a cliff?

Ganondorf: (Slowly Turns to Ridley with a Deadpinned Glare) Do you want me throw you off a cliff instead, Ridley?

Ridley: ('Sigh') No.......

Bowser: (Looking at Kazuya Shaking Slightly in the Ground From a Distance) Uhh....Guys? I think the new guy's crying over here. Saying about missing his mom or whatever.....

Hades: Ah yeah. Forgot to mention this sooner, but his mom died when he was little. Just found that one out when I was reading his inner thoughts earlier. So.....oops.

Sephiroth: The loss of a loving mother is never an easy feeling. He has my pity.

Pichu: (Nodded in Agreement) Pika. Pi.

Ganondorf: ('Scoffs') He can cry about her all he wants. (Starts Walking Away) He'll no sympathy from me.

Elsewhere in the Fitness Gym.......

Ike: (Paused his Training Session For a Moment) Hm?......... (Shrugs Before Resuming his Workout)

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Imo Tifa is Cloud’s real catalyst. Some people say it’s Aerith... yeah sure... she is in some way, but only on soldier Cloud in OG. Like, in the first place he wanted to be someone strong hence why he became soldier, cuz of Tifa. She saved & brought real Cloud back in the lifestream. She vented and knocked some sense into him to bring him out of his misery. Why does everybody sleeps on Tifa’s efforts like 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hey anon.

I honestly have a very difficult time comprehending it myself. Generally when I play these games the first time, I take them at face value. I think most people do that. From a logical standpoint, the first time a person plays OG, they probably do think that Aerith is meant to be the love interest because she’s pink and cute and a white mage type of character.

This is the fun thing with stereotypes... Whether or not there’s any romantic interaction between Cloud and Aerith, people automatically assumed the moment he wakes up in that church that she’s the love interest. I think this was also done on purpose to further the whole illusion thing. It used people’s preconceived ideas about romance against them.

In Remake, they make it much more obvious that Cloud has an issue with his memories and personality, and that his subconscious is heavily attached to Tifa. He stares at her constantly.

Aerith then dies. In real life we do not continue to pursue dead people that we knew for a very short amount of time. That seems... ridiculous. They also don’t really dwell on it in game. After her death, she’s not mentioned again until they’re trying to figure out what to do with meteor. This is well past her death.

You first go snowboarding and through all of the Icicle Area, then up to the Northern Crater where you’re slammed with the line from Cloud that Tifa’s opinion is the only one that matters to him, then Cloud falls into the Lifestream. Then we get Tifa who is very upset about everything, almost gets executed, has to slap a bitch a few times, gets back on the Highwind, and her number one priority is to save Cloud. You get him back and go on some more Huge Materia missions, can do side quests, and then when you actually start to go down the what to do with Meteor path, is when she’s brought up because of Holy.

But for the whole Lifestream thing...

Tifa is mostly selfless throughout the game. She puts others before herself constantly. I honestly thought her turning to what she felt and what she wanted was a good character building moment. I think her one desire to find Cloud was the most selfish thing she did during the entire game, and it was about her feelings. And about Cloud. She knew nobody else was going to look for Cloud - she didn’t want him alone.

When they do find him, she’s done. She’s staying there no matter what. At this point I think she’s already lost everything else, and finding Cloud somewhat alive, the last thing she really has from her past, she’s not letting it go. She sticks by him. She helps him find himself. She continues to stick by him.

She almost dies sticking by him. She saves him from himself by helping him rebuild who he truly is. All is revealed, it’s obvious he has feelings for her that go way back, and that’s that. At this point, I think most people who played the game with no preconceived ideas realize what’s mostly going on. I do think FFVII requires multiple playthroughs to get everything, but the jist of things is there.

So most people don’t question this - Cloud loves Tifa, okay - let’s mosey.

The ending I think is where people start to argue, even though it’s not supposed to be romantic, I don’t think. He says the line “I think I can meet her there” which people take as he’s going to meet Aerith there. Tifa doesn’t react badly to this. This is after the Lifestrem, after the Highwind, and then suddenly he’s just gonna drop her? No. This is about them realizing they’re probably going to die.

Some people couldn’t accept she died, they can’t accept what happens after that, so they shit on Tifa. They know she’s the catalyst for him, she’s the reason he wanted to join SOLDIER (he tells us this himself), she’s the reason he finally snapped at Sephiroth in Nibelheim (after everything else), she’s the reason he comes out of his first bout of severe mako poisoning, and ultimately she’s the reason he survives the second bout.

After all the shit that happened, after almost killing their friend twice, ultimately causing Meteor to get summoned, after it all, she still stuck by him.

Then we get AC. Now AC is interesting because people think Cloud acted like he did in AC the entire two years after FFVII ends. He doesn’t. He’s happy - the devs came out and made sure people knew that he was very happy with Tifa and the children. He runs from Tifa for a week or two. People think he took off for months. He runs off due to getting Geostigma, and can’t bear to have Tifa and the children watch him die. He knows what happens to Tifa when people close to her die - she starts doing really stupid, drastic things. So you have Denzel dying already and now Cloud has the same problem. He ran, but it wasn’t to go find Aerith or get away from Tifa because he didn’t love her - he ran because he did love her, and in his mind.. well... he couldn’t deal with the fact that he was going to ultimately hurt her. Badly.

Cloud realizing Tifa is injured and knocked out in the church shows how much he cares about her. The second Tifa that he yells is fully of emotion. Geostigma also acts up when he has high anxiety or an emotional event. Right after this, he has a major Geostigma episode and passes out. You can’t say he doesn’t care - deeply - about Tifa. He’s scared out of his mind here. He thinks she’s going to die. And he blames himself because she came to the church looking for him.

Cloud sees Tifa is alive in the simulation here.

After he thinks she dies.

A lot of people think that Tifa is attached to Cloud and useless without him, but I think it’s the other way around. Tifa could live a normal life without Cloud. Cloud wouldn’t be able to live a normal life without Tifa with the story of the game. You can’t say what if he didn’t get experimented on, because he does get experimented on, he’s injected with Jenova cells, and has severe mako poisoning. Which she can at least get him out of to function. Tifa was literally created for Cloud so he actually has a shot at life and doesn’t die in the gutter of the Sector 7 train station.

FFVII had a main theme of life and death and learning to live after death.

And that learning to live wasn’t just about Cloud.

It was about Barret who lost his wife, hometown, and ultimately ends up losing his best friend when he thinks he found him. He deals with his loses by channeling his passion for revenge. He vows to care for Dyne’s daughter. He does blame himself partially for the entire thing even happening, since he agreed with Shinra, but ultimately doesn’t let it consume him. He goes back during AC to help rebuilt Corel to make amends.

Tifa also learns to live after heavy loss. Tifa loses her mother as a young child. Her entire hometown is burned down, her father killed, she’s almost killed. In both cases of her parent’s death, she makes very irrational decisions to cope with it. She thinks going up Mt Nibel will allow her to see her mother. She thinks she can take on Sephiroth after he kills her father. She also does this after she thinks Cloud dies. She decides she can go to a brothel and question a crime lord to give her info... Not a good choice. I’m sure at this point, most of the folks reading this have had to deal with somebody they loved dying. The first few days really is bizarre. You’re in a daze. Your decision making skills are shit. You’re tired. Tifa ignores the fact that she’s in a daze and makes decisions anyway to cope with it. But she lives. She rebuilds her life in Midgar, she has a job, has a place to live, and then decides to go the Barret route and get revenge.

Vincent is the most similar to Cloud in how he deals with loss and guilt. He sleeps. For 20 years. Vincent goes from Turk Viincent to Eternal Sin Vincent. He blames himself for all that happened to Lucretcia. He’s alone. Sleeping. For 20 years. This probably would be a good example of what would have happened to Cloud if Tifa wasn’t there. He would have spiraled in to guilt and - ultimately - would have died. Vincent couldn’t die, so sleep it was.

As for Tifa and Cloud, specifically. Cloud probably wouldn’t have joined the military if Tifa never fell down Mt. Nibel. He probably would have stayed in Nibelheim (or followed her wherever she went, he did have it pretty bad for her) and then they all would have perished. It’s to be assumed that Sephiroth would have still come to Nibelheim and burned it down. Cloud and Tifa had nothing to do with him doing that. All of the catalysts for that were from before those two were even born, so nothing was going to stop that.

Without Tifa, Cloud probably would have died at the Sector 7 train station. I think the flashback with Zack in the OG (even though its optional) is to show how bad of shape he was in. The guards say to leave him because he’s pretty much done for. Somehow he does make it to Midgar, but I don’t think he would have lasted much longer. Zack got him 90% of the way back. Tifa did the rest and ultimately brought him back to “human status” even though it wasn’t really him at this point.

People start to shit on Tifa because she doesn’t come out and tell Cloud right away that somethings wrong with him. She doesn’t correct him about the flashback in Kalm. She keeps it going. The thing is, she admits this was wrong. That it’s a character flaw. Literally right after Cloud falls in to the Lifestream after giving Sephiroth the Black Materia, she tells the story of finding Cloud at the Sector 7 train station, and how she’s always been this way... She’s non-confrontational. She didn’t want to upset him. I think she thought that something bad really would have happened to him.

And ultimately, she saves him again.

Nobody else could have helped Cloud rebuild himself. Nobody.

Tifa is the only person in the world at this point that knew Cloud prior to the events of the Nibelheim Incident. She is the only one that could guide him. She’s one of the only survivors from the Nibelheim incident. Nobody else could have done it. Cloud’s subconscious is almost entirely made up of things about Tifa. The Promise, Tifa’s mother’s death and the Mt. Nibel incident, the reactor and how he hid from her because he was ashamed he didn’t make First Class SOLDIER. Every piece of his subconscious has to do with Tifa somehow.

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touch-starved-bullshit · 3 years

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How I learned about the LGBT community

Believe it or not, I didn’t even know what the lgbtq community was until junior high. Like I didn’t know that girls can date girls or guys can date guys. I remember one day I was like ‘what you can do that?? Dope.’ Or something along those lines.

At that point I was like okay so what am I? I like both right? I was looking online (and through tumblr of course) and I was like oh am I Bi? Maybe? And it actually turns out I’m Pan. Wanna know how I fuckin found out? So there I was, watching a video trying to explain the plot of homestuck, and then it calls trolls ‘an alien race who are all pansexual.’ And it explains that pansexual means that you can experience romantic attraction regardless of sex or gender. I was like whoa whoa whoa back it up. Then I’m like yes! That’s the bitch!

So yea pansexual. And that’s still true UwU. But now, on the topic of gender identity, I didn’t know what a transgender person was until like 10th grade(?) and I was like what. I met a transgender girl and she hung out in my friend group at the time. I only saw her for a year and then she graduated but holy shit.

I went into some research about transgender people but a f t e r. After I met her. And it was a mistake not to do it sooner. Okay so. The group that we hung out with was the gay group basically. But I realized it was the toxic gay group and it was no fuckin wonder why people didn’t fuckin like us and we were all leaving the group. The “leader” of the group kept calling our trans friend “he”. And I didn’t see anything wrong with it because I didn’t know what the fuck a gender identity was and I kept fucking misgendering her and it pisses me off.

Obviously I left that group. The final straw was that I realized that group was toxic was when the leader fuckin said “Yea I don’t know where [deadname] is or whatever the fuck he calls himself now.” At the time I was uncomfortable and just left. I wasn’t pissed at the time because I didn’t really understand what it meant to be misgendered or dead named but now, I fucking do and I wish I could apologize to that friend who I wish I knew her name.

So yea I think that was also the reason our other friend left. He realized he was trans as well and since he knew how the leader of that group felt towards our other friend, he just dipped. I’m pretty sure his name is Tony(?) Shout out to that guy. Haven’t talked since we got new friends.

Flash forward to likeeee month 8(?) of quarantine. Since high school, I’ve done a lot of research on the community and am in a friend group where all of us are lgbt in some way. So I’m on Pinterest, looking at tumblr posts (I know, lame) and I just dive into a rabbit hole of lgbt shit and I learn another thing that I felt like I should’ve learned a while ago-considering who I hang out with: Pronouns.

Like I already knew that transgender people change their pronouns, obviously. But then I saw that people go by like they/them, or xe/xim(?) I’m like OwO what’s this? I don’t think I ever really learned about gender identities past transgender. So I’m like let’s research.

I eventually realize I’m nonbinary. And well. It explains things. Like how I always hated the color pink growing up but eventually realized it was okay cuz boys wear it too. Or how I hated my given name and tried to shorten it. Orrrr when choosing a username it’s usually something that’s not associated with a specific gender. Or how whenever I made OC’s based off of me, I would make them look androgynous and give them a gender neutral name. Just yea. Things added up. Now I use they/them. Oh! And I have a new name I’m trying out! It’s Jay! It’s sounds gender neutral right? Now if I only looked more androgynous... *cries in nonbinary*

But yea, realizing I’m not cis, I feel bad about some shit. Like the fact that I laughed at those dumb “there are only two gender” jokes to fit in. Ughhh I hate that shit. And I hate that my ex fucking made those jokes- which is a pretty fuckin valid reason to dump him. And he ALWAYS CALLED ME STRAIGHT. I HATE THAT SHIT. he was always like “oh you only dated two guys, that means you’re straight.” At the time, I would just awkwardly nod and change the topic. But now. I SEE THAT I SHOULDVE FUCKIN KICKED HIS ASS. HONESTLY HE SAID SO MUCH SHIT AGAINST THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY THAT PISSED ME OFF. The fucking toxic people I used to hang out with are just w a c k. Yeet me into nonexistence.

I feel like there was supposed to be a point to this rant, but I’m tired and need to sleep. Goodnight to the 5 people who will read this😘😘😘 have a lovely night/day/afternoon💜💜💜

#confessions #lgbtq #lgbtq community #nonbinary #gender identity #rant #pansexual

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radicalravioli · 4 years

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Daddys little whore ¡teacher!frank iero smut

Tw.daddy kink,very sexual,alchol .

Frank, Mr iero, frankie , sir , mister , the cool music teacher, the dude that you met at a gig , punk rock 25 year old man who acts like he's 19 . Those are many names that describe Frank iero my music teacher , the one who stole my heart on the first day of freshmen year .

I'm a senior now so I've had a crush on the man for quite a long time.

Of course you can't say he's the sexiest teacher, I mean there's Mr Way out art teacher , Mr Toro our math teacher and

Mr Way number two aka Gerard's brother aka Mikey or our English teacher .

I'm probably the closest with Mikey and Frank , I mean don't get me wrong I still think that Gerard and Ray are cool it's just that. I tell Mikey everything and Frank is the funny teacher that every student adores .

I want to do one thing before heading off to college , and that's hooking up with him .

Yeah that's my plan you heard me.

I've been dressing in some more reviling clothes , I'd wear matching lace underwear with a bra that I had bought specifically for this occasion .

Sometimes I'm in my room alone touching myself to the thought of him and what those tattooed hands could do .

Today I was most definitely gonna get his attention .

~~~

I hurried to Mikey's class knowing I'd be late , I spent the whole night on tumblr and reading some NSFW fics.

Gotta love tumblr .

I put on my normal uniform it's just that I put on knee high black socks , a chain to my usual plaid red skirt , then my Converse and finally a black hoodie that on the sleeves wrote

'Daddy's little whore'

With nothing beneath it .

I was gonna hit it off hard .

I opened the door to English as I spotted Mikey in his chair and the students writing some essay or something .

"Morning Mikey , sorry I'm late" I called him by his fist name witch he never liked , but I was practically his best friend so i had a pass .

"Morning y/n take a seat and if you're late again btw this is the fifth time this week , I'm gonna give you detention got it "he said still glued to his papers .

You see Mikey has gotten suspicious , especially cuz I started to dress like a slut .

I'd usually tell Mikey the details about my crushes and how they look like and so on .

And he'd tell me to go ask him or her out .

But I didn't tell Mikey about Frank , I simply can't . He's his best friend and band mate , I can't just straight up say 'hey I like my music teacher I want him to bang me against his desk and call me his dirty little slut '

Hell nah

So I decided to keep it to myself.

Well mostly myself.

I sat down next to my blond haired bestie and gave him a side hug .

"How's it going my man " I told Patrick

He smiled , turning away from his work .

"Hey there n/n , I'm good " then he looked at my outfit

"Trying to impress ireo again ?"

He whispered, I nodded and took off his fedora to ruffle up his strawberry blond hair .

He scratched his face up and snatched his hat away from me adjusting it .

"By the end of the year I'm gonna smosh with him " I chuckled lightly as the fedorable tiny human smiled at me .

"Y/n , you know that Anthony and Ian put the copyright struck on the word 'smosh' so use it carefully " Mikey said smiling at me .

"It's ok y/n !" Ian yelled across the classroom as Anthony put Ian's hand down and smiled at me before getting back to work .

In a flash the bell rang and all the students left the classroom .

I waved at pat and turned around to face Mikey's hazel eyes .

"Soooooo any new crushes huh y/n "

Mikey wiggled his eyebrows at me as I rolled my eyes at him .

"Yeah" I said fiddling w the sleeve of my hoodie .

I could hear him whisper a small 'yes' and punch the air . I giggled and sat down next to him .

"So tell me all about them " he said taking a sip of his coffee on the table .

I nodded as I tried to think of a way that I can describe Frank to Mikey without him knowing .

"So he's a bit older than me , and has this black hair that is always greasy but it makes him look good and hazel eyes but they are a bit more on the green side then brown and he's covered in tattoos and ugh imagine what those tattoo covered hands can do " I went on and on. Pausing a couple of times go take a deep breath.

"Uh-huh so he has hazel eyes and black hair and Is covered in tattoos.....that sounds like frank" he knit his eyebrows together and sent me a confused look .

Then realization hit him and his face turned from confused to a shocked one .

"Holy shit you're in love with Frank that's why you wore all those slutty clothes it's because of him " he mumbled as I looked at him in panic I thought he was gonna tell me that I'm weird and that I'm some kind of weirdo that falls for way older men .

"You have next class with him , holy crap you need to hook up " he said looking at me with a smirk , I smirked back and he gave me some advice on him and how to get him easily .

***

I left Mikey's classroom and skipped lunch to hang out with my friends .

As usual we climbed up some tree and sat on a branch while gossiping about teachers and other people

Oh don't forget the part where we smoke and Pete brings booze so we get pretty much wasted before class .

"Come on Patrick it's just a bit of alcohol , don't be a pussy "I slurred as Patrick looked at the bottle and shook his head .

"Pat , Patty , Trick , my best friend come on man get loose " Pete said as Andy and Joe stared at Patrick in amusement .

"I told you guys I'm not drinking " said the blond as he pushed away the flask that Pete shoved in his face .

I sighed looking over to Pats orange juice , I smirked looking at Pete and handing it to him .

"Oh yeah " I whispered as pat was too interested in looking at Ryan Ross and Brandon Uries painting that was hung up inside the school .

Pete poured a good amount of booze in Patrick's juice and winked at me .

***

I heard the bell ring and headed to music .

My time to shine.

I smirked to myself as I entered ieros class .

"Morning Mr Iero "

I smiled at him and his hazel eyes as he looked me up and down eyes glued to my knee high socks .

"Morning y/n , I see you changed up your look today " he smirked at me and my stomach flipped .

I turned pink as I put my hand on his chest rubbing the fabric of his thin dress shirt .

"Yeah , yeah I did the uniform was too old fashioned for me with all those boring clothes" I said as I took a seat .

Frank explained something to the class and I listened carefully , not to him but his voice of course .

It was so stern and husky and god darn sexy .

I pressed my thighs together , I was dripping and I needed some attention now .

I got up from my seat and swayed over to the door as a hand grabbed my wrist .

"Y/n"he said sternly , obviously annoyed by my behavior.

"Yes Mr Iero " I turned to face him .

"Did I say you can leave the classroom ?"

His eyes filled with filth as I started becoming more wet down there .

I shifted in my place and shook my head .

"Detention , see me after class "

I did it , I thought . Taking a seat on my chair and nodding innocently .

Throughout the class Frank has been giving me looks and winking at me from time to time .

It made me wanna jump on him and rape his ass.

***

All the students left the class leaving me with Frank .

I was exited knowing what I'd get for being such a bad girl .

"I'm aware that you know better then not to disobey me sweetheart" he purred as he stood up to look me in the eyes .

"You know bad girls like you get punishments ...." he whispered in my ear as he planed a kiss on my neck .

"Girls like you get to be fucked against the wall for not listening" he took my wrist and made me stand up .

He then forced my lips to his as he put his hands on my waist and I put mine on his chest .

I pushed him on his chair and strangled his hips . His nails dug deep in the skin on my thighs as his tongue danced with mine in the war for dominance .

He moved to my neck to leave open mouthed kisses on my neck , nibbling and marking what's his .

"Oh baby how I dreamed of this moment" he purred against my neck as I took off my hoodie .

His eyes bugged out seeing that there's nothing beneath .

"Aw sweetheart dressing up for me , how nice of you " he smirked and moved to undo my bra .

He yanked it on the desk as he moved to grope them , he took one nipple in his mouth and nibbled making me moan .

He grinds himself on me , his erection obvious.

"Wanna blow me baby ?" I melted in his embrace as I lowered myself on my knees and carefully unzipped his slacks and slid them down .

I palmed him though his boxers as he groaned bucking his hips.

I pulled his boxers down for his erect bud to spring free , as I looked at him hungrily and pressed my tongue against his tip spreading pre cum.

I took him in and bobbed my head as he groaned and slowly fucked my mouth .

He pulled on my h/c locks and moaned , sweat forming on his forehead as his dark brown hair stuck to his skin .

I moaned against him causing to him buckling his hips again and making me gag .

He pulled out his stiff cock , a bit string of drool stuck to it connecting my swollen lips to him .

"You did so good baby , such a good girl". He smirked and lifted me up to his hight , pressing a kiss to my lips as I moved and strangled his hips once more .

He reached under my skirt and moved my panties to the side , his fingers brushing against my wet folds making me moan .

He smirked his hazel orbs filled with lust as he lined himself up with me .

"Now sweetie , are you going to be a good little slut for daddy and let me fuck this tight little pussy in peace or are you going to disobey me and be a naughty little girl" he growled as I nodded .

"Use your words baby "said the brunette as I whimpered . Squirming under his touch .

"Yes sir " I said on the edge of a moan his voice was beyond sexy and I was dripping .

"Perfect "he shot me a smirk before slamming into me , I bit my lip trying to to cry out in pleasure .

A muffled moan escaped his lips as I bounced up and down his dick .

I shifted my hips for him to hit the g spot. As he suddenly hit it , I shut my eyes as squeezed them trying not to moan .

The room started to smell like sex as he was making the most beautiful sounds .

I couldn't hold it anymore and just moaned out in pleasure as he looked at me and dug his nails in my his harder.

He started to twitch as my thirsts became sloppier.

"Y/n - fuck -"he groaned as I reached my orgasm .

"Fuck!" We yelled in sync as we both came , I squirted all over his cock while. A hot liquid ran down my thighs .

He pulled out and patted against my shoulder as I stood up trying to find my panties. The stuck out of the pocket of his dress pants , he put on his boxers and stood up .

"You were very well behaved today miss y/n , you have been excused from math class and I hope you have a lovely day " he said as I headed out the door , suddenly he spanked my ass and left a kiss behind my ear .

"I'll see you sir "

"Hope this happens again "

"The feelings mutual"

***

I chuckled to myself as I entered art sitting next to Pat again .

"You wouldn't believe what happened " I whispered as he turned to me and took out his earbud.

"What " he smiled sending me a confused look

"I accomplished my goal "

I said proudly as his eyes went wide .

He was about to say something as Pete cut him off .

" you hooked up with Iero WHOOO "

Pete fake wiped his tear

"I'm so proud of you , my baby is finally gown up " .

Hi boiz so that was it , like I said PLEASE REQUEST MY BRAIN IS EMPTY JUST DO IT .

Thanks for reading .

#mcr smut #mcr #frank iero #teacher #daddykitten #idk anymore

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ravynnwritestrash · 5 years

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can i request a hyde x reader where the reader shows up in the basement in his Led Zeppelin shirt and he’s just smitten

Warnings: mentions of drug use, probably some cursing

Word count:1633 (cuz I don’t know how to stop)

A/N: Thank you so much for this request I really hope this is what you had in mind. I was so pumped for a Hyde request (he is high key my fav) so thank you so much.

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The party Mr. and Mrs. Forman were holding had just started to get 'wild' when Donna and I finally showed up to hang out with the gang. Deciding the best course of action was to cut through the house and try not to get noticed by any of the parents on our way to the basement.

"Okay. Ready?" Donna spoke with one hand on the door handle.

"Let's go. Keep your head down and walk fast." I spoke with a small laugh and we headed inside. I walked fast toward the kitchen with Donna following close behind. I rounded the corner into the kitchen and crashed into something before I was covered in salsa and felt Donna walk into my back.

" Oh! Sweetheart, I am so sorry! I didn't see you there" Mrs. Forman spoke looking at my ruined shirt. She grabbed my arm and continued to speak but I could hear a thing she was saying due to Donna's laughter in my ears. "I'll let you use one of these clean ones while I wash it, dear."

"Oh, you don't have to. I can just walk home and grab-"

"No. No. I have to insist" she said shoving a shirt into my hand. "Donna, you should help her get out of that shirt so she doesn't end up needing all new clothes." I passed the shirt over to her and we quickly made our way to the bathroom trying not to drop any salsa on our way. Once the door was safely closed we burst into laughter.

"I think I have salsa soaked into my bra!" I said with a giggle causing Donna's laughter to start all over again. "Can you just help me out of this!" I said struggling to get the shirt off without getting salsa in my hair. Donna rolled her eyes and grabbed the neck hole of the shirt so we could safely pull it off. Donna tossed the shirt in this sink and turned around so I could take off my salsa soaked bra as well. I used a wet washcloth to wipe off my skin before sliding in the clean shirt.

"Never thought I'd be this grateful that not wearing a bra is acceptable" I joked before grabbing my ruined clothes and telling Donne we could go.

"Oh my god." She said when she turned around.

"What? Did we get some in my hair?"

"You're wearing Hyde's shirt." I quickly turned around and looked in the mirror.

"Fuck. Do you think he's going to be mad? I can ask Mrs. Forman for a different one."

"He's not going to be mad at you. He never gets mad at you" at her words I rolled my eyes and looked down at the shirt. It was soft, probably from all the times he's worn it and it hung down below my butt. If I was being honest with myself I didn't want to take it off.

"Come on. Let's get your clothes in the wash and head downstairs. See what your boyfriend has to say about your look."

"We're not dating," I said following her out of the bathroom. After handing Mrs. Forman my clothes Donna moved behind me as we walked down into the basement.

"Hey, we... uh" Eric spoke stopping when he saw the shirt that I was wearing.

"Holy shit! I didn't know you and Hyde were dating!" Jackie spoke from Kelsos lap.

"We're not. It's just ummm" I stopped speaking when I finally made eye contact with Hyde.

"Mrs. Forman dumped like a whole thing of salsa on her and this is just the shirt she handed to her," Donna said placing her hands on my shoulders causing me to jump. Hyde's eyes kept drifting from mine to the shirt the expression on his face unreadable. I finally looked away and continued into the basement taking my spot on the floor with Donna. Hyde's face stayed blank for most of the night.

"I told you he'd be mad," I said leaning into Donna keeping my voice low. She glanced over and rolled her eyes at the boy before speaking.

"He's not mad he's just...dumb." I rolled my eyes for what felt like the millionth time that night and moved over next to Hydes chair.

"Hey, so umm I'm sorry I took your shirt" I spoke gaining his attention. Hyde cleared his throat before speaking.

"It's fine. It uhh... it's fine. " as he spoke I could have sworn his cheeks got a little pink but the room was too dark to tell for sure and I didn't want to stare too long so I settled for nodding as I turned to watch Kelso and Jackie argue about god knows what.

"Anyone want any?" Hyde spoke gaining everyone's attention ad he held out a joint. We all agreed and took our usual spots in the circle. I leaned in to rest my arm on hydes thigh as we passed around the joint.

After it was gone and the air around us was filled with smoke the conversation grew loud so that we could be heard over Jackie's giggles. I felt Hyde touch the side of my arm but continue talking about whatever new conspiracy he was obsessed with. The more I focused in his touch I realized I was playing with the sleeve of his shirt and the backs of his fingers were brushing my arm. I looked up at him to ask if he was mad I was wearing it but when our eyes met he just smiled down at me and ran his finger down my arm and back up to play with the sleeve again.

If the group noticed the moment no one said anything and the conversations started to die out at people headed home. Once the couch was empty I laid down on it my eyes drifting to the show that played in the background.

"You look good," Hyde spoke suddenly.

"What?"

"In the shirt. It looks good...on you?" I sat up to look at him ignoring how hot my cheeks had become. "Can I kiss you?" He asked leaning closer to me from his chair. All I could do is nod and drop my eyes down to his lips. He leans in a little closer causing our noses to brush together before I close the distance.

The kiss was soft and hyde pulled away after a few moments. I glanced up at him worried I had done something wrong but Hyde quickly pulled me back into him his hand sliding into my hair to keep me in place.

This kiss was nothing like the first. It was hungrier and more demanding. He started leaning back taking me with him until I was straddling his lap with his hands on my hips. I let out a soft moan when his tongue slid into my mouth. I could taste the beer that he had earlier. My hands rand down from his neck to explore his chest and one of his ran up and down my back while the other stayed around my waist keeping us close.

When we finally broke for air I pressed my forehead against his to stay close to him. He placed a couple more soft kisses against my lips.

"You really do look good in my shirt" he finally spoke causing me to laugh a little. Before I could respond Donna came running down the stairs with my clothes in her hand. She stopped once she saw the way Hyde and I were sitting and laughed.

"I told you he wouldn't be mad," she said before setting my clothes on the back of the couch "I'll be upstairs eating the leftover party food when you're ready to head back to my place," she said before heading up the stairs.

"So... you're staying at Donna's tonight?"

"Yeah," I said before I moved to get off his lap only to be stopped by his arm tightening around my waist. I tilted my head to the side and looked at him with a small smile. "Yes?" Instead of answering he just pulled me back in for a kiss. His hand moved from my waist to my cheek. This time when he pulled away we were only a breath apart I let out a soft laugh before slowly getting off of his lap.

"I should probably go change back into my clothes," I said making my way to the stairs only to be stopped by hyde grabbing my wrist.

"Or you could... keep it for the night... if you want."

"Is that ok?"

"Yeah! I like the idea of you in my shirt." He said reaching out to play with the shirt again. I smiled up at him and kissed his cheek.

"Ok, I'll give it back to you when I see you tomorrow?" Hyde just nodded keeping his eyes on his shirt.

"Do you wanna go out?" He asked when he finally looked back up at me his cheeks tinted pink. I bit my lip and nodded before speaking.

"I'd love to." A smile made its way into Hyde's face and he looked back up at me.

"You have no idea I've been wanting to ask you out."

"Why didn't you?" He only shrugged in response glancing down at my lips. "Is the great steven Hyde shy?" I teased grabbing his waist. He just rolled his eyes and kissed me. Pressing me against the post. I pulled away keeping my hands on his waist. "I should go." He nodded but didn't step away. I leaned up and kissed his cheek before gently pushing him back so I could go. "I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?"

"Yeah. Of course." He said leaning against the back of the couch watching me go.

#steven hyde #steven #steven hyde x reader #hyde #hyde x reader #that 70s show #that 70s show fanfics #that 70s show fanfiction

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rockbell1003 · 4 years

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Hay fever and Headaches

Alright so I’m not entirely sure how I feel about this fic but I’ve been working on it for a while now and I’m just gonna say YOLO and post it. As always I hope you enjoy reading about Mal and Kai and feel free to message or send me asks if you wanna know more about them :)

I stifled a yawn against the back of my hand as I waited for my suitcase at the baggage claim, my eyes peeled for its blue plaid print. The flight from Chicago to Boston wasn’t necessarily a long one but I’ve always found flying alone a bit stressful, which was now catching up with me. Once I snagged my suitcase off the carousel I weaved my way through the crowd and parked myself next to an empty bench to check my phone. Kai had flown in a few days before me, to help his brother with the preparations for his wedding this weekend. The plan was for Kai to pick me up, but I had no new messages and I wasn’t quite sure where we were meeting. I scrolled through our previous messages just in case he had sent me more info that I missed, when I suddenly felt something cold and wet against my cheek.

“Holy-” I jumped and looked over to see Kai standing next to me with a Starbucks frappuccino in his hand that he was still holding dangerously close to my face, “ jeezus you scared me,” I muttered. Kai, looking overall pleased with himself just smiled, “you are so lucky that you’re cute,” I said as I took the drink from him.

Kai laughed, “I know flying alone stresses you out, so I thought it would help,” he bent down to take my suitcase and I took a sip of my drink, a Double Chocolatey Chip Frappuccino, which was delicious.

I narrowed my eyes, “You just know that the only way I’d forgive you for scaring me like that is with chocolate.”

Kai shrugged, “maybe, or maybe I just wanted to greet my girlfriend with her favorite Starbucks drink,” he bent down to kiss me, “snf how was the flight?”

My ears perked up at the sniff but I didn’t comment on it, “it was fine, watched a lot of Naruto. How’ve you been?” I glanced up at him, trying to discreetly discern whether or not he contracted one of his travel colds or if he was suffering from hay fever. His hair was disheveled, as if he had run his hands through it a few times but his eyes looked clear and his nose didn’t look pink.

Kai caught my staring and immediately knew what I was doing, “I’m fine Mal, just a little sniffly from the pollen, nuh..huh..thing to worry abou..huh-ITCHuh..snfl.” Kai brought his fist up to his nose to give it a quick rub. His cheeks tinged a bit pink from embarrassment at his poor attempt at denial and he wouldn’t look at me.

I let it slide and took another sip from my drink, “alright, so where we off to then?”

Kai’s free hand grabbed mine as we made our way outside, “we’ll drop your things off at James’s and then we’ll meet up with him, Hannah, and the rest of my family for dinner.”

Preoccupied with my delicious chocolate concoction I just nodded and followed his lead.

✾

Looking over at Kai from my seat at the table I was mentally calling him out on his bullshit. His nose had gradually gotten pinker since he picked me up from the airport and I had counted five sneezes since we'd arrived at the restaurant. He brushed it off well, so that he wouldn’t worry his family but he couldn’t fool me.

“So Mallory how was your flight?” I turned my gaze away from Kai to his younger sister Erika who was sitting next to me.

I smiled, “It was good, I managed to get through a good few episodes of Naruto and they gave out some really good crackers,”

Erika laughed, “that’s always a bonus, sometimes plane peanuts just don’t cut it,”

I smiled and agreed with her and we continued to chat until our food arrived, and since the only thing I had today was said plane crackers and my Starbucks version of a chocolate milkshake, I was starved. Perhaps a bit too eagerly I dug into my pasta and it was delicious.

“Taste good?” I looked up to see Kai smiling across from me as he gestured to the fork full of noodles. I swallowed and felt heat rise into my cheeks, hoping that the rest of his family didn’t notice, I nodded not trusting my voice….I also had no desire to stop eating.

“What did you get? Snf” Kai asked as he ate a forkful of his own dinner.

I swallowed my current mouthful and stabbed another noodle with my fork, “I got the pesto cavatappi, wanna try some?”

I started to scoot my plate closer to his so I could scoop out some of my noodles but I stopped when I saw Kai reach for his napkin and bring it up around his nose and mouth, “heptCH..huh..hih..giTCH-uh..snf” it took Kai a moment before he lowered his napkin back to his lap and everyone including myself offered him a bless you. A bit embarrassed, Kai just nodded in response and took the fork out of my hand to scoop some of my dish onto his plate. Once he was done and he raised his head to look at me, I gave him a look. The kind that meant, you know I saw that and now I know so don’t you dare lie to me about it but I’m not gonna bring it up cuz your family is sitting right next to us, his response was a small smile and mouthing the words, “I’m fine” so he didn’t draw any unwanted attention or worry from his family. I rolled my eyes and went back to my pasta, he could try to keep it a secret all he wants but there was no way in hell that I’d let him continue to hide it from me.

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I was exhausted, moments away from a food induced coma and my head started to pound from the long day I had. I wanted nothing more than to shower and faceplant into a nice comfy bed next to my obviously allergy suffering boyfriend...but said boyfriend had other ideas, like being a pain in the ass.

We were staying in James and Hannah’s guest room while we visited, I sat on the bed to take off my shoes and Kai was rummaging through his suitcase, “James is gon..huh..hah..na hNXT-uh go out fo...hih hiITCH-uh drinks with some friends snfl… I think I’m gonna join him,”

I set my shoes down next to where Kai placed my suitcase and then turned to face him, “Are you going to take anything?”

Kai’s hands paused for a moment but he continued to rummage through his belongings, “Snf, I’m fine Mal, nothing to worry about,”

I raised an eyebrow but he had already turned away from me and brought an arm up to his face, “ISHHOOOO...heiiSHOOO….SHOOO..Snf”

“Bless you,” I said and handed him a tissue I took from the nightstand. He made a sound of acknowledgement in the back of his throat and proceeded to blow his nose. That’s when I knew something wasn’t right, whenever I would bless him he would always respond with I love you, at least when it was just the two of us. It was silly and kind of embarrassing at first but he always said it back even if he felt like shit so at this point I’m concerned.

“are you sure you’re okay?” I asked again a bit more timidly as I lightly rested my hand on his arm.

“‘m fine,” he replied, bringing the tissue back up to his nose to give it a quick swipe. I brought a hand up to rub my forehead in an attempt to ease the pain of my headache, it didn’t do much to help the pain or my waning patience.

“Alright, fine do whatever you want,” I said as I started unzipping my suitcase, “sorry that I care about you and the fact that ever since dinner you’ve been acting weird but I guess that’s none of my business apparently,” with more force than intended I opened my suitcase and some of my clothes fell out onto the floor, “since you’re being so stubborn about it I’ll just shut up and take a shower-”

“Are you okay?”

I looked up from searching for my pajamas to see Kai staring at me, his nose was noticeably redder than before. His fist pressed against the underside of his nostrils with the tissue I gave him crumpled in it. I roughly rubbed my forehead again, “no, not really, my head hurts and I’m worried about you but you’re being a stubborn ass-” I paused realizing what I had just said. I sighed and restarted, “I’m sorry, but my head hurts and I’m tired so before I say anything else that I’m gonna regret I’m gonna go shower,” I stood up, having finally found my pajamas and toiletries and walked over to the door.

“Mal, wait I’m uh...huh..heIISHOO..heITCH”

It might have been a bit mean of me but I didn’t stop to bless him this time, “have fun with James and your friends tonight. I’ll see you later,” I left the guest room and walked into the bathroom closing the door behind me.

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I let out a sigh as the hot water sprayed me in the face, I had a habit of speak first think later which normally just led me to saying something stupid or embarrassing. However, sometimes like today it leads me to say things I don’t mean. A habit that always seems to bite me right in the ass. As I stood under the spray I couldn’t help but replay what had happened in my head, I could’ve handled it better. I should’ve handled it better, I shouldn’t have pressed him and then bit his head off when he didn’t outright tell me what was wrong. Unlike me Kai doesn’t act without thinking things through- I let out another sigh and rub my head. No matter how much I think about what happened, it doesn’t change the fact that it did. It also didn’t help my headache. A bit reluctantly I shut off the water and stepped out of the shower and changed into my pajamas.

“HUH!DJjj’SSHHtt!Uoo-HERRUSSSHHOOO!..ugh” Startled I opened the bathroom door to see Kai sitting to the side of the doorframe, his right hand scrubbing hard at his nose.

“Kai, what’re you-?” I began to ask but I was stopped by Kai holding his hand up in a ‘one moment’ gesture before succumbing to more sneezes.

“HUH!Heh-HEPTCHUU...heh...hePTCH,” slowly Kai pulled himself up from the floor and scrubbed at his nose. His eyes were pink and were set on his feet, his nose red and twitchy. He overall looked like he would fall over if I just blew on him, taking his hand I tugged him into the bathroom and set him down on top of the toilet seat.

“I’m sorry,” I said as I handed him a wad of tissues, he took them and cupped them around his face, alternating nostrils he blew his nose clearing the congestion. Once he was finished he bunched the wad in his left hand and grabbed my hand with his right.

“Why are you apologizi’g?” he asked, his voice still a little congested, he sniffled, “I’m the one who...hih...whuh..hiNXTch-uh..sngk,” Kai turned his head to stifle into his shoulder, “fugk, snfl” he brought the wad of tissues up to his face and sniffled.

I gave his hand a small squeeze, “bless you,”

Kai turned back to face me and smiled his nose twitching, “lobve you,” I reached over to the vanity and pulled out a few more tissues, Kai tossed the used ones into the wastebasket and accepted the new ones from my hand. A bit reluctantly he released my other hand in order to properly blow his nose, with both hands steepled over his nose.

“I’m sorry that I got mad and bit your head off,” I said, Kai paused his blowing but kept his hands and the tissues over his nose, “I was just worried about you.”

He brought his hands down and proceeded to toss the used tissues into the wastebasket, “I know,” he clasped his hands together and let out a sigh, “I just wanted things to be perfect,”

I placed my hand over his, “what do you mean?”

Kai purposefully wriggled his nose to dispel a tickle, “My brother is getting married in a few days and I..ih..hih..hiINXTch..uh, snfl, I didn’t want this,” he freed one of his hands from my grasp and gestured to his face, “to ruin it.”

I raised an eyebrow, “so you thought denying that you have hay fever and not taking antihistamines was the answer?”

Kai let out a sigh and his shoulders drooped, “yes...no, I don’t know, it was stupid and I’m sorry that I made you worry,” he brought our conjoined hands up to his lips and pressed a light kiss to the back of my hand, “how’s the headache?”

I gave a small smile, “let’s just say I’m ready to take some Advil and crash for the night.” Suddenly Kai stood up and pulled me into our bedroom across the hall, sitting me on the bed before walking back out. Confused, I called out to him, “Kai, what’re you doing?”

My response however was a flurry of sneezes, “HAAAAESSCHEWWW!! HEPCHEWWWW!!! Heh...heh..HEESSSSCHEWWWW...sngkl...ugh, I’b taki’g care of you dow,”

“Bless you!” I called out as he made his way back into our room with a glass of water in one hand and my toiletry bag in the other.

“Lobve you,” he replied before handing me the glass, “here gibve be a bombend,” he asked before rummaging through the toiletry bag to find what he was looking for. As he did I reached over to the nightstand and grabbed him more tissues. “Here,” I looked up to see Kai holding out his hand which held my Advil in it.

“Thank you,” I told him as I held out my own with the tissues and we exchanged our goodies. Once done I set my glass on the nightstand and curled up on the bed, closing my eyes as Kai shut off the lights. I felt the mattress dip with his weight as he adjusted himself to fit against my body, placing an arm loosely over me. I opened my eyes to take his hand, playing with his fingers, “I forgot to ask,” Kai hummed in response to let me know that he was listening, “what happened to drinks with your brother?”

Kai pulled me closer mumbling into my hair, “this is more important,”

Smiling I closed my eyes and drifted off into a much needed sleep in the comfort of his arms.

#kaito and mallory #snz fic #snz oc

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Anonymous said: hi, may I request something if it’s not too much trouble? it’s about saeyoung and the reset theory. but basically saeyoung and mc got in an argument and mc went to bed upset with him. saeyoung has a nightmare that once he’s happy with mc in the future, like with their own kids and a nice house and stuff, mc will reset and saeyoung will find that they’re back to day 1 and she falls for the others without remembering him. then he wakes up all sad and scared and he and mc make up. thank u so much!

Hi babe! I really liked to write the story although I’m not a huge fan of the reset theory but I had a pretty good idea so I hope you like it too! Please tell me your opinion!

,,I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE IT!’’ he yelled at you. ,,Can’t we just talk?’’ you asked him, still calm, full with patience for your fiancé. ,,NO I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!’’ he yelled and threw the first thing which came across on the floor. Unfortunately the object was a vase your little brother gave you as a present to your engagement party. It was a very special present for you and so the situation escalated. ,,I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I MAY JUST DISSOLVE OUR ENGAGEMENT!’’ you yelled with tears in your eyes. Saeyoung stayed silent about this matter. He hated the though of you regretting choosing to marry him. But he just couldn’t make himself apologize to you. ,,I’ve told you so many times that I don’t want any children and now you tell me that you’re pregnant!’’ he stated once again. ,,AHHHHH I CAN’T BEAR IT ANYMORE!’’ you yelled at him. ,,YOU’RE ILL! YOU’RE SICK AND YOU KEEP MAKING ME ILL TOO!’’ you yelled. You grabbed your hair and pulled them with your hands. This made him realize that you were actually really stressed. But knowing about your pregancy was just too much. Saeyoung just couldn’t accept that even he deserved happiness, a loving family, a wife, a life without worries.

,,You know what? Just forget it.’’ you sighted, taking the cake you did for him and throwing it into the bin. The baby pink and blue colors mixed in the bin, making the sentence ,,Congratulations, DADDY’’ unreadable. Saeyung could hear you sob, his heart was in pain. Just the imagination of you being sad made his heart crumble. ,,Wait, I will help you.’’ he said and reached out for the plates on the table. ,,Just go to sleep. I will come too but just go. I beg you. Don’t touch anything because I will hit you with it otherwise.’’ you warned him and glared at him. Saeyoung quickly took back his hands. Your red eyes and trembling voice made him realize how hurt you were. Without a word he went in your shared bedroom and went to bed.

This night Saeyoung had a dream. In reality he had, just like people say, four short dreams. People sometimes can’t remember the different dreams or even associate them but usually they have four dreams. But Saeyoung this night had a long nightmare which seemed never ending in his eyes…..

,,Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Daddy! Happy birthday to you!’’ four voices woke up a red haired, sleepy man. It was none other than Saeyoung who woke up due to his family’s song. Saeyoung’s eyes flickered a few times until he was finally fully awake. He smiled as he saw their two little sunshines, as well as his brother and you, his beautiful pregnant wife. His twins were holding a cake, and you were carrying a few presents. Even his brother had a drawing in his hands. ,,But, how can that be…?’’ he asked himself. Yesterday he clearly argued with you about the fact that you were pregnant. How could this situation…? ,,Daddy doesn’t look happy, mommy!’’ the little girl suddendly exclaimed, disturbing his thoughts. ,,We should have stayed in Uncle Saeran’s room….’’ the boy complained and looked at his uncle who’s birthday was also today. Saeyoung’s eyes fell on your smiling face and then on Saeran’s blushed face. Now he got it, the drawings Saeran was holding weren’t for him but for himself, a present from the twins. ,,Idiot, you should be grateful…’’ Saeran hissed and stroked his niece. ,,Wait! No! I’m really really happy!’’ Saeyoung exclaimed and wondered about his own words a few seconds later. ,,Come to daddy!’’ he added. His children happily did so and so the boy placed the cake on the night stand and hugged his daddy. ,,Come on children, let’s prepare the table for uncle and daddy while they wash their faces.’’ you said made your children follow you.

This gave Saeyoung the time to think about what was happening. ,,Am I dreaming?’’ he whispered and looked at his phone. ,,I just went to sleep and now four years already passed?’’ he asked himself. He didn’t like the situation at all but he also had the feeling that his body was moving on his own. While going to the living room Saeyoung actually wondered how the children were named but of course asking them would be pretty odd. Saeyoung and Saeran entered the room together just to be surprised by a beautiful decorated table and a beautiful atmosphere. The background music was a lovely ,,Happy Birthday song’’ and the paper chain which was saying ,,Happy Birthday’’ in beautiful colors was a real eye catcher. Saeyoung really coudn’t remember the last time he saw that his living room was this bright. A lot of pictures were decorating the walls. Pictures of you and Saeyoung on your wedding, pictures of you being pregnant or you and him holding babies. The most beautiful picture in his eyes however was the one behind the sofa. You were holding the girl in your arms while Saeyoung was holding the boy. Both of you sat on the same sofa which stood there and in the background his dear friends were standing behind you. Saeyoung cold remember having a similar picture of you and the RFA. ,,Daddy I’m hungry!’’ he suddendly heard. The whole family except you was sitting around the table looking at him. ,,I’m coming, dear, I’m coming…’’ he calmed her. His heart felt pretty warm when he suddenly saw her smile. She looked just like you, even through she had the same red hair as he and his twin brother. Saeyoung approached the girl and kissed her head and ruffed the boys hair. ,,Daddy are you okay?’’ he asked him sadly, making Saeyoung wonder if he never kissed his children. ,,Yes, I am, why?’’ ,,You’re so cold to us today. Normally you always hug us and play with us…’’ the girl responded. ,,Now now, your dad is just sleepy.’’ Saeran said. ,,Was mommy giving you a restless night again?’’ the boy asked him and made him blush. What were they talking about?! ,,No, it’s not mommy but your sibling who makes mommy wake daddy up!’’ you tried to defend yourself. ,,I can’t help myself if I have carvings….’’ you mumbled and placed down the Nutella. Saeyoung smiled at you, so you were having carvings, huh? The family happily ate together, the children were talking about god and the world while you were happily stroking your belly. Saeyoung couldn’t really explain his emotions. Was this happiness….? Why couldn’t he simply stop smiling…? The day went on, the RFA visited and celebrated the twins birthday. Yoosung had brown hair and Jumin smiled a bit more.

,,Did you like your birthday…?’’ you asked him after the two of you went to sleep in the evening. Saeyoung responded with a yes and you told him that you were feeling as if he was odd. ,,You must be imagening things, Mc…’’ he said and put his hands on her belly. He could feel the baby’s heart beat. It was an amazing, reassuring feeling. Saeyoung thought that he could get used to this kind of living and with the thought to wake up the next day as a happy father and husband he fell asleep…..

,,I’m sorry…..I’m sorry…..’’ Saeyoung heard in the middle of the night which made him open his eyes. And there he saw you, surrounded by a red light in tears. ,,M….c…..?’’ he asked you, still sleepy. ,,I’m sorry…..’’ you repeated. ,,What? What’s wrong…? Please tell me!’’ he begged, now screaming at you. ,,I’m so thankful that I had the chance to enjoy so much time with you, thank you! But now it’s time for me to go, I have to….please don’t be sad….’’ you laughed while tears were still finding their way out. ,,Wait Mc! I don’t get it!’’ Saeyoung managed to scream. He quickly jumped out of the bed just to grab your hand, a disappearing hand. Unfortunately he failed and suddendly everything was dark again. ,,MC!!!’’ he yelled. In the dark he tried to turn off the light when suddenly someone opened the door. He prayed that this person was you and that he once again just had a bad nightmare but he was just so awfully wrong… ,,WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SCREAMING FOR?!’’ a long haired man yelled. ,,Va-Vanderwood…?’’ Saeran mumbled looking at the man. ,,Holy shit, just sleep you ass!’’ he hissed and slammed the door, leaving him in the dark again. Saeyoung finally turned on the light and opened the door. The living room was dark and cold, no pictures, no love. His heart began to beat quickly as he reached for his children’s room just to see that the room looked just like a few years ago. ,,SAERAN?!’’ he suddendly yelled and barged into his brother’s room just to find Vanderwood in there. ,,WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!’’ he yelled. Saeyoung was on the verge of a breakdown when suddenly his phone began to ring. The RFA was writing….

,,Failed my midterms fml T_T *sending a crying smiley*

,,Yoosung….? Aren’t you already a vet…?’’ he thought but suddenly send a message saying : ,,Cuz u played LOLOL all night lol.’’

,,If you want to work for our company, you should take care of your GPA.’’ ,,I’m still on the list?! +_+’’ *sending a smiley* ,,Yes’’

Saeyoung couldn’t believe his eyes, what was he reading? The chat seemed like the one he had years ago when you first entered the chat…. Suddenly Saeyoung stopped breathing, it didn’t just seem like that but it was indeed like that! A few messages later he noticed that you and Jihyun entered the chat. The leader begged everyone to trust you asked him later on to make a background check on you.

But Saeyoung already did know everything about you… Tears left his eyes, for five days you acted as if you never knew anyone of your dear friends and they simply did the same. Saeyoung just didn’t want to believe it but then, when you stated that you loved Yoosung, he slowly began to think that he was getting a grip of the situation. Was this somehow a reset of your life? Were they all playing a prank on him? Or was history repeating itself? But even if history would repeat itself, shouldn’t you fall in love with him…? Saeyoung saw the same situation three times, every time after eleven days the RFA seemed to forget you and you fell in love with someone else. The first one was Yoosung, the second one Zen and afterwrds Jaehee. Like always he got to see the same chats for five day. You laughing over Yoosung, gossiping with Jaehee over Zen’s Musicials or admiring Elizabeth the third. And after five days he got into a fully unknown situation, like Jumin kidnapping one of his cars. Saeyoung couldn’t understand the world anymore. At some point, at the sixth day after you entered the RFA for the third time he decided to ask you.

The both of you chatted a long time. He asked you if you actually knew what you were doing but you were just deigning the situation. Maybe this was something he shouldn’t have done because suddenly he could hear your sobbing voice. Once again you seemed really hurt, just as hurt as the time when Saeyoung argued with you, before going to bed. ,,I’m so sorry, I don’t want to delete this app but it’s too much….I’m not living the reality anymore!’’ you sobbed. Saeyoung couldn’t understand anything anymore. But then he could see you. Even through glass was between you, he could see your crying face. Tears were falling on the glass which was separating the both of you. And then he saw a message.

,,Do you really want to delete this app? If you delete this app all your dates within the game will be deleted as well.’’ the message said. And before he could say anything your finger pressed the answer ,,Yes, delete’’ and you disappeared.

,,MC!’’ Saeyoung yelled and jumped up. ,,WHAT?!’’ you hissed back, turning the light on and looking at him with a sleepy face. He shrieked when he suddenly saw your messy face, your eyes were red and your cheeks were wet. It seemed as if you fell asleep crying. A glance on the clock showed him that it was 5 AM. ,,What happened?’’ he asked you. ,,Holy shit, that’s what I’m asking you. What do you want?!’’ you groaned putting your hands in your face. Saeyoung looked down at your body, you didn’t seem pregnant and you remembered him. So, was this still a dream or was he in reality again? ,,If you’re so traumatized about my pregnancy…..’’ you mumbled with a trembling voice. ,,I will just go to Jaehee.’’ you ended your speech and got up. So, he was back in reality, right? Saeyoung observed you. He remembered the good time he had with the twins and how beautiful it was to feel a beating heart. And now? All he was seeing was a tired you going out because he was an idiot. ,,I’m sorry…’’ you whsipered again with tears. All Saeyoung could think of was the situation when you suddenly were surrounded by the red light. His body moved on his own and he reached out for your hand, hugging you and pressing your body against his. He breathed in your scent, his daughter smelled the same… Out of the blue he missed his children really much….. Maybe this nightdream was a sign for him? ,,Don’t go, please rest, sleep next to me and never leave me or fall in love with someone else….I want to become the father of our children and live happily with you so pease don’t go….’’ he begged.

,,Why did you change your mind…?’’ you smiled when you laid in bed next to Saeyoung. He was currently stroking your back with his hand while the other one rested on your still flat tummy. ,,I will tell you another time….for now let’s just rest….’’

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“i had a dream about the Borderlands are Yours trailer last night for like the 7th time so i guess i ought to do the analysis before i have a breakdown”

find the trailer here

~discussion of the cloth map spoilers occurs in here, but nothing else. if you’re worried about those spoilers do not read~

non-spoiler tl;dr: we discuss why rhys’s head implant is yellow instead of blue in this one particular scene and also go thru a bunch of theories as to what tf is up with Zer0. and some other stuff about giant space lasers

so the intro is pretty much the same as the we are mayhem trailer so we’re gonna ignore that since we figured out where sanc-iii was

pretty sure this scene has been shown already too, in the official announce trailer, i remember taking note of the pink shots

another cov camp on pandora (see elpis in the back). ive said it before and ill say it again i adore amara’s as animations

seen this a bajillion times as well

from we are mayhem near the end. also im still lowkey convinced that robot directly to the right of moze is jakobs. i know i’m probably wrong but... i want to believe. it reminds me of a cowboy

The Are. this is directly below Sanc-III (u can see the wall in the background)

eden-6!!! im interested in the signs in the back there

Prison, Reliance, Jakobs Estate, and... amoe kyuri??? wtf does this say?? idek.

This A Way (glad to know Claptrap will haunt us from beyond Sanc-III)

im interested in the Prison. i wonder if that’s any of those concrete structures/buildings we’ve been seeing across eden-6. i was under the assumption those were like testing facilities, but a prison would also make a whole hell of a lot of sense.

actually

given this sign here over the bridge to the left of the above shot

and the fact we see this concrete structure on the far left in this coming shot

that might actually make some lick of sense...

also can i just say i love the aesthetic of this supply line

so there’s a lot of shots here we’ve already seen and gone over multiple times, im not going to do that again. sorry but... eh.

maliwan = cultists confirmed

i mean if the cult-themed t-shirts being maliwan colored didn’t already cue us in on that, this definitely should lol

and speaking of this shot, i wonder if this has anything to do with Rhys’s building? the one his office would be in. it looks like there are multiple levels to the right of this robo

ah maliwan working with the cult why am i not surprised

rhys gets fucking annihilated (TM)

in all honesty... given this quest name

“Space-Laser Tag” and the subsequent quest “Atlas, At Last” makes me honestly think rhys is about to seriously get fucked up

which sucks. i like rhys. we’ll talk more about this in a second, but i don’t think its coincidence the VHs have come up to the asteroid belt to stop the giant space laser and thus are not on Promethea where the laser is going to hit

better look at this shot, that definitely looks like a rampager to me. i get it, i think. gearbox is hyping up this rampager fight to be super awesome, show it in all the promotional material, have a kickass fight with it, then the twins come in and steal the kill from you. they steal the satisfaction from getting to kill this super hyped-up vault monster.

im picking up what you’re putting down, GB.

did not realize fl4k actually snaps. how the heck do they do that?? gotta be hard with metal caps as their fingers tbh

404 space station not found

we’re back on the asteroid

... why this gun shoot tentacles :|

this is art

wheres his head going

i was so distracted by the razor blade status effect (??? zeroes??) i didn’t notice the giant-ass A on this banner

OwO what’s this for

~A~

also this which... looks like it could be an amara skill. maybe the one that releases elemental projectiles after an enemy is damaged? feel like we would’ve seen that one already tho.

thinking of this one, im pretty sure we should’ve seen this in one of the many, many gameplay videos (im so jealous) already available.

so if it is, baller, if it’s not, im not too surprised.

it does also seem to be targeting the double cause its shield becomes visible after being hit

i thiiink this is eden-6? in which case it may be that facility tina, brick, and mordy are in (the windows). which may, in retrospect, be that prison we’ve been hearing about

cool angle of the HBC. im pretty sure we’ve seen this shot before, too.

before we get to the actual best part of this scene

this looks very Athenas-like. possibly eridian? although the lights are throwing me off. i suppose the order or someone from the order could’ve built these structures... but what for??

heheheh

also this fucker has those rocks growing out of his head, too

the ones from the alien guns

somewhere outside the RC

back at it again in the space station

also this maliwan thing looks so fucking cool

duuuude looks like the cult got their hands on more than just maliwan hoverwheels, check out that dropship on the left!!! looking cool asf

the cars are STUNNING

holy shit this skin is amazing

very siren-esque

we’ve gone over this clip already but given now that we know the maliwan base thing is on the asteroid, it’s fitting to re-address it i think

a look at one of the metal bois (that im still convinced are jakobs lol)

i love the way this thing looks

the portal seems to be giving off the same blue sparkles we’ve seen on pandora

these

[edit] we also see them in the newest new trailer as Sanc-III zooms off into space. which is interesting.

dunno wtf that means, but yeah. they exist

probably some weird eridian/other dimension shit.

more eden-6

goliath looking amazing. not red and is wearing a helmet, so that’s interesting

looks like a part of the space station

biggggg hallway. im honestly loving how huge these maps seem to be

geniviv! i love her boss fight sooo fucking much.

honestly looks like so much fun

more c a r s

this fucker

probably eridian

i mean it seems to be absorbing the pink-ish energy from the moving stones so i assume its got some sort of link going on

also comparing the mask and arm bit to what we’ve seen rhys hand us on promethea

this thing???

but yellow instead of pink

u kno all this

then again it does sorta ruin the eridian tech so maybe... it’s not lol

honestly my other guess is this is part of that ‘experimental forest’ we’ve seen signs for during the eden-6 demo. dunno why it’s destroying the eridian ruins tho. maybe those pink b e a m s are hurting it? entirely possible. some sorta... life succ ability like Tyreen.

but i don’t think it’s coincidence this thing has shown up right on top of some Eridian ruins/buildings/whatever. the leftmost part though looks like it could be human technology, which is weird. maybe some weird sort of mish mash. human tech that trees/plants grew onto and eridian ruins accidentally powered up. iunno man. im tiored.

rhys’s implant is glowing orange/yellow-ish which is very new

this is from the dev trailer (not glowing at all in the darkness)

from the promethea twitter trailer

and honestly that’s pretty wild to me because in tftbl rhys’s implant glows blue

shown when he’s in the vault next to fiona

in bl3 during the We Are Mayhem trailer while using his ECHO eye

oh also since i just noticed

from the promethea demo

this scene

also from the promethea demo

they’re missing their monomolecular edge!

we’ll get back to zer0 in a secco

anyway you know who else’s head implant glows?

im not saying katagawa is replacing rhys because their implants are on opposite sides of their heads, but i am saying Katagawa WANTS Rhys in Maliwan and... well, Rhys’s forehead implant isn’t glowing yellow in any other shot we see of him

idk gamers i just think its sus

also rhys is holding onto that thing we see him handing to us in the Promethea trailer

this thing?? you know?

the eridian thingie majig

tho these look like two different areas... unless there’s like a very drastic wall change between angles (which there may be- these fans look identical)

which makes sense that Maliwan would want it (for the big laser thing maybe?? since we know they’re going for activating said laser)

... but honestly i get the feeling this is in some way related to... after the laser. especially since we know that that eridian thingie matches up with this one on pandora

in which case... wtf is the laser for? it definitely looks like its destroying stuff on the surface...

rhys also seems to have knowledge about the eden-6 vault key since he projects it during the dev trailer

me thinks someone got h a c k e r o n i e d

alright galaxy brain theory time:

rhys gets hacked by maliwan not only bc they want a merger, but also because he has info on the vaults/giant space laser, forces zer0 to be maliwan branded now since atlas is joining maliwan, zer0 finds out rhys is not willingly joining maliwan and is instead under maliwan control and tries to forcibly take the key away from him, we stop zer0 and save rhys from both the assassin and maliwan control

🤷‍♂️

Alright but in all seriousness there’s only 2 ways this can go

1. that’s actually our zer0

2. that’s actually not our zer0

and there’s a lot of theories running around about that and i guess we ought to address them

so for 1 there’s a few possibilities:

1. zer0 is a robo/cyborg and got hacked by maliwan (i personally don’t like this one bc i don’t want to know what zer0 actually is. it is a ~m y s t e r y~)

2. zer0 got paid more money to eliminate rhys and is doing so

3. zer0 decided killing their boss would be the ultimate challenge and thus decided to try it out... by joining maliwan

4. they’re faking rhys’s death and/or zer0 is infiltrating maliwan

5. zer0 got the brainwashed/their bodysuit got hacked (i would be interested to see if the monomolecular edge tech caused them to get captured or smth. i mean if there’s a tracker on it, then zer0′s decepti0n wouldn’t exactly work cuz they turn invisible... but they’d still be seen)

6. rhys got the brainwashed/hacked and zer0 is attacking him to get the eridian thingie/key/relic/whatever back

personally i’m curious how they’d play off 1-3 given Zer0 and Rhys are both shown on sanc-iii and zer0 even has crew challenges

im saying idk if the crimson raiders would appreciate zer0 attacking/trying to kill an ally without very good reason.

which is why i’d imagine 4-6 are the more reasonable answers?

also given the explosion of Promethea (what we’re assuming is Promethea) is green and also the laser we see maliwan controlling is purple, i wonder if that’s some brainwashing juice instead of... other stuff. cuz like.

this is elpis’s giant space laser. very radiant and like... ribbon-y? and has all that blue stuff and orbs and mm.

THIS is Promethea’s very solid and has circles and just. looks straight up like a death laser.

and yeah again it could be modified by that human-looking (?) tech around it to be like a brainwashing b e a m or something

or just more precise. that too.

and honestly idk if this could destroy a planet like how we see the planet (that we are assuming is promethea bc of the asteroid belt) in the sanc-iii article

it’s a solid ‘yeah that’s more likely than my theory’. might take a lot of time tho. or maybe those energy rings power it up or deal more damage when they hit the planet...

oh also given Tina literally says “WE blowing up this whole mother humpa”

and the reason im questioning the human-looking tech around it is because

typhon and leda 100% noticed something here. i guess if it was altered by humans after typhon and leda found it then that would make sense?

we’ve also got this from the tree guy, so i don’t know for certain.

anyway number 2

(2. that’s actually not our zer0)

i love these ones

1. that’s 0ne (zer0′s assassin’s assassin from the son of crawmerax dlc)

2. maliwan made a/hired a copy of zer0 and it’s easy to copy their voice/way of speech bc of the modulator (that’s just a fake implanted into atlas to steal all their secrets)

and all of these have the idea that the real zer0 shows up to save rhys at the end of this scene (explaining the blue light)

this

i personally disagree on that being zer0′s sword. tbh it looks more like a maliwan weapon or a laser or smth to me. that said it could be a weird effect because they’re in decepti0n or smth.

most of these theories have the idea that the real zer0 is either off with Fiona or Lorelei or just off on their own and only show up later. i wouldn’t even be surprised, given their line at the end of Tales. you know the one where they diss rhys like “i was talking to her” lol

so i don’t really have much to add to these. personally i believe that’s our zer0 up there, but i wouldn’t be shocked if something happened with the monomolecular edge that allowed maliwan to create a copy of zer0. or brainwash/control them. whichever.

i do like the reintegration of 0ne into the story, that’d be a hilarious call-back, but i worry it’d be too obscure (a side quest in a headhunter dlc) for the majority of players. we’ll see

it’s weird if brainwashing or mind controlling thru the maliwan tech is the case bc the monomolecular edge isn’t present on their maliwan sword. or their future sanc-iii sword (but that part DOES make sense bc why would they keep that).

(alright also so i just took a bunch of nyquil cuz im sick as a dog so if this devolves into incoherent rambling im so sorry)

ah aurelia

i love her to bits but i don’t trust her because i mean... she worked alongside Nisha and Wilhelm and Alistair dislikes her. there’s like a 50-50 shot she’ll become evil

i would not be surprised if this is a boss fight (door looks frozen over on the left there) but also i would not be surprised if she’s helping us fight off waves of enemies given it looks like we’re in the jakobs manor

like i said 50-50

her attack does make the camera wiggle a bit, usually that happens if the attack injures the player viewing it (with the hud off) cuz it will give a stagger effect

so take that with a grain of salt. also we don’t see aurelia on sanc-iii when hammerlock and wainwright are both there in the group shot in the launch trailer

this fucker i already talked about a bunch in my reddit post on the eridium subject so im going to link that here. i might have already spoken about it on here tbh... i can’t remember lol

anyway here’s the copy and paste from there to here

you can see a huge Tink with Eridium growing out of his head and what look to be Eridium horns. And he's being elementally charged from an Eridian floor tile (in one of those temples, probably the Pandoran one but it could be Athenas, I guess). Kind of like how Bloodwing (also bigger) becomes elementally charged by Jack using element-throwers to change her element. i know it's a cultist tink because on his right shoulder (our left) he has those glow-y pink/purple tubes that are on the CoV guns and other cultists (like goliaths). and while i'm not sure if this is solely Eridian stuff (since they're in a temple) or because of the twins, it's definitely something that should be talked about.

wait no yeah i did talk about this because of the athenas post. i just remembered lol

uhhh whoops. double dipping i guess lol sorry

still not sure if this is Pandora or Athenas. kind leaning towards Pandora atm

i like how this guy is able to make a cryo wall thing

he goes to smash it but we don’t get to see what happens cuz it cuts to another rampager

dishing out corrosive/radiation (??) attacks while someone shoots it with a fire weapon

this bamf which i KNOW i discussed in that athenas post

also something i haven’t noted is that his roar seems to be activating something here, like a spiral light of dooooom. also more blue sparkles. maybe summoning an assist? or a debuff/attack aoe.

there is also this weird light near its legs that moves with the camera and sorta reminds me of the weird real-life face talky siren thing. you know the one

very curious as to what this is cause i haven’t seen it in any other scene with a rampager in it. maybe some sort of connection to the spiral/whirlwind thing it’s making?

oh wow im tired now lol

well bl3 is fully downloaded on my computer gamers, so we can officially say it’s happening!!!

#borderlands spoilers #spoilers #borderlands #bl3 #borderlands 3

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