TWST Disney Knowledge Yuu Part 3
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Trey: We'll use Walrus brand Young Oyster sauce
Yuu: NO WAY, those baby oysters deserved better!
Ace: Are you okay?
Yuu: Do you know how much that damn scene traumatized me?!
Trey: Okay okay, I was kidding anyway!
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(Yuu arguing with the teachers)
Vargas: Is that a threat, pipsqueak?
Yuu: Try me, Gaston >:(
Crewel: Such a disobedient pup!
Yuu: Go drive off a bridge, Cruella >:(
Trein: I won’t tolerate disobedience here!
Yuu: Let’s see you stop me, Lady Tremaine >:(
Ace: Hey, I’m all for insults but why do you call them that?
Yuu: Those guys are real bastards where I come from
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Azul: Collect a photo of a school field trip of Prince Rielle’s class
Yuu: Rielle…? …*realizes* Oh my god! XD Is he a redhead? Tell me this Rielle is a redhead!
Azul: How did you-
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(If Yuu was left behind after the monster attack during Vargas camp)
Yuu: Alright, who’s not dead? Sound off!
Ruggie: Wait to be morbid…
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(At the fireworks festival)
Trey: I got these hourglasses for Ace and Deuce
Yuu: Do they turn big and trap you inside of them?
Trey: What-
Yuu: Good.
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(Monkey steals things from tourists)
Yuu: ABU, YOU LITTLE SHIT, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!
Kalim: Who is-
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(In the Tea Garden)
Yuu: Hey, do any of these mushrooms make you shrink or grow?
Cater: …
Deuce: …
Ace: …Why the FUCK would they-
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Neige: *appears*
Yuu: Oh my god, the Disney Princesses DO exist here! O_O
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Riddle: Is the tea ready?
Trey: Yes, there’s even a dormouse asleep in the teapot
Yuu: *out loud and on purpose* Is one of the rules that we’re not allowed to say CAT? >:3c
Dormouse: *GOES APESHIT*
Riddle: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Yuu: I wonder if this world has Siri?
Vil: *to phone* Mira Mira, who’s the most beautiful one of all?
Yuu: *bursts out laughing*
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Riddle: A toast; very merry unbirthday!
Heartslabyul: A very merry unbirthday!
Yuu: Aww, we don’t get to sing the song? :(
Cater: What song…?
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(Not Disney related, but I thought it was funny)
(During Ghost Marriage Giant Chubby fight)
Yuu: HEY! STAY-PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!!
Rook: The things that come out of your mouth...
((Bonus))
Chubby and Eliza: (fall in love)
Ace: Huh????
Yuu: Seriously, has NO ONE here seen a rom-com?
And now, Disney Knowledge Yuu: Musical Edition
(While cleaning Ramshackle)
Yuu: *starts singing Whistle While you Work*
(Finishes song and finds they’re already done)
Yuu: …Holy shit, did I just musical montage myself?
Ghosts: *lowkey terrified*
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(At Heartslabyul)
Yuu: *singing* Painting the roses red...painting the roses red...
Ace: *softly* What are they doing???
Deuce: *softly* I don't know...!!
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All seven Blot Monster Dwarves: (attacking the students)
Ace: What do we do??
Yuu: ...*sings* HEIGH HOOOOOOOOO!!
Everyone: ...
Blot Dwarves: ......heigh hoooooo...!
Yuu: Holy shit, that actually worked...! (leads the monsters away with the song Heigh-Ho)
Vil: What...did I just witness...?
Cater: *filming the whole thing* I have no idea...
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