#actually im lying-

[tojisun]

tbh i don’t have much thoughts about the game other than despair

[limbcom]

"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.

He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

UGHGJHTGH THEYRE SO FAMILY TO MEEEE

[raphaerolo]

nothing strange happening here folks. just two men headbonking and sharing a breath like cats tend to do. normal gar activities if i ever saw one.

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[clumsypuppy]

these two are so interesting to me

characters belong to @canisalbus

[allimili]

hellooo after your slight nsfw art i was wondering how y/n reacted to that

my current imagination would be an error.exe

and if our sweet vanilla bean has any idea of this or would find out somehow

(also that was very pretty art i'd immidiatly go between his legs and cuddle to him while hiding my face in his shoulder and caling him cruel for making us feel so much)

why not join in

[gingerswagfreckles]

I've said this before and I'll say it again but there are more people claiming to be "pro Hamas Jews" on the internet than there are real Jews on the entire planet. Just FYI.

[betaphannie]

All im saying is i can't be trusted to concoct a dan and phil interview. If it was me I'd act like I didn't know them at all and I'd ask them shit like "So have you thought about expanding the dan and phil brand to add other live-in coworkers to the channel? :)" I'd "accidentally" print their names as Dan and Phil Lester. I'd put the 2009 tackle hug as one of the pictures in the article. If I snap a pic of them for the interview I'd put text over their left hands. I'd name the article Dan and Phil are More Than Friends with the subheading "they're partners in a brand 15 years in the making with sold-out shows around the globe"

[amandimu]

POV u have a mild obsession

[bigfatbreak]

update on patreon!

[flovoid]

“cut from the same willow” ⋆˚꩜｡ WOOD FAM

[aesrot]

excuse me sega did what now?

[rookinthecrownest]

anyone else a part of the Alistair->Fenris->Cullen->Gale Dekarios of Waterdeep->Lucanis Dellamorte pipeline I’m trying to see something here

[kaiserouo]

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ghost is so excited it dumps its arsenal in the house

[clumsypuppy]

(guy who has never played cotl) haha au time