#again this is a joke...

[epickiya722]

『Quick disclaimer before anyone takes this post seriously. This post is a joke. Thank you.』

I haven't seen the Disney Princess Scene from Ralph Breaks the Internet be meme'd in like... a while and thought about how when I did see it be used, folks didn't use the whole scene like that? Like, it just stops at the "kidnapped or enslaved" part.

Anyways, I thought what if I could apply that whole scene to Yuji, yes Yuji Itadori out of all characters.

🐯

Do you have magic hair?

Well, he can slick it back just fine without gel.

Magic hands?

2-in-1 punch, literally can hit souls, can cut things...

Do animals talk to you?

Gets along well with Megumi's animals.

Were you poisoned?

Twice actually! Didn't really work, but twice!

Cursed?

VESSEL OF RYOMEN SUKUNA HERE AND THERE'S MORE!

Kidnapped or enslaved?

Technically, yes, as Yuji was knocked out and brought to some secret place at the beginning of the story. Shoot, I would say he is held hostage by the Higher-ups because he's a vessel and they want to kill him. Of course, after exploiting him.

And I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?

Okay, no. But his the Binding Vow situation with Sukuna is similar. He was cheated, honestly.

Have you ever had True Love's Kiss?

He has not! But! Hear me out! Since True Love's Kiss is usually a kiss that happened between two people who hold great affection for each other and used to break some kind of curse and/or bring someone back...

Metaphorically, would this be something that happens between Yuji and Megumi? (SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE MANGA.)

Like, again, hear me out! Love doesn't necessarily have to be viewed as romantic (generally in JJK, it's the focus). And who said True Love' Kiss has to always be a kiss?

Yuji and Megumi do become close over the course of the story. And this is evident come the end of the final fight when Yuji tells Megumi how lonely he would be without him and in that same chapter Megumi envisions Yuji in his life (with Tsumiki there, can't forget big sis Tsumiki).

Megumi, from the outside in, doesn't react until Yuji did reach out to him (in his soul) and tell him about his feelings. With Nobara's help (best girl), Sukuna was able to be put down and while he tries to get Megumi to give up, Megumi decides "uh, no, I'm living and I have someone to live for" and that someone is most likely Yuji.

Anyways, with all that said, metaphorically this would be like a True Love's Kiss?

Do you have daddy issues?

He doesn't even have a mom!

And now for the million-dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big, strong man showed up?

You know what, sometimes it feels like people make it seem Yuji fighting with anybody at his side isn't a team effort. Like, they act like he doesn't do a lot of the fighting before someone comes in to help.

So yes.

Overall, I would say he meets requirements.

[elllapa]

Happy pride

[sasswonfp]

world war 3 was on the line, jason

[lovely-p-issues]

[lotus-pear]

on everyone's SOUL she's the least benched character in the entire game ‼️‼️

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

[vaultnewt]

NO MATTER WHERE I HIDE MY DONUT FRYER NICK ALWAYS FINDS IT AND USES IT

I'M SO SICK OF HIM

HOW?!!?!?

NICK. NICK STOP MAKING DONUTS PLEASE NICK WE NEED TO BREAK INTO THE INSTITUTE AND GET MY SON NICK PLEA

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UPDATE: he finally got his donuts :]

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael doesn’t like Halloween anymore in FNAF..

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

after six hundred strike

*odysseus and poseidon are both still on the rocks in the middle of the sea*

odysseus: ok, let's just agree to both say we're sorry

odysseus: on the count of three

odysseus: one..two..three

poseidon:

odysseus:

odysseus: see, now i'm just disappointed in the both of us

[cinderoo]

miners have rights

[bet-on-me-13]

The cult of...Danny Fenton?

So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.

He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.

So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.

They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.

They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.

Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.

Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"

After his birthday, they kept up the joke.

It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.

Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!

He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.

Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."

[noodles-and-tea]

I feel like Jon is a bit of a rebound…

[luthientinuvielss]

"excuse me? she asked for no pickles. 🤨"

she:

[paintedcrows]

Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...

[lschmidtartblog]

Tears of the Kingdom: Wiggle to Detach (colorized)

[mrroxs-workshop]

Shrimpo doesn’t pull for shit.