#albert is such a good character for this. he is SUCH a good character for this.

[swifty-fox]

I can't get little beasts Gale X Bucky out of my head. And somehow Bucky convinces/seduces/tricks/whatever you wanna call it Gale into getting a piercing. Obviously nothing above the shoulders for keeping up appearances which leaves nips or dare I say it a 👑 Albert. Though Bucky reads more like a PA guy to me.....

Thoughts on this?

I need to start the next installment sooon! I have the whole idea in my head haha.

while I agree John would LOVE a PA, the fact he would not be able to use his dick for likely 4+ months is simply unacceptable to him LMAO (internet says 2-4 weeks but I who have 20+ piercings think that the internet is a liar)

a PA can also make sex hard in general. Any genital piercing can cause nerve damage (literally the biggest reason I don't have my CH pierced LOL) as well as increase risk for infection or just pain during penetration/touch. But people do get them and they work out. One of my dads friends used to have one which is deeply in character for that guy good lord.

I think nipples are possible but as someone who DOES have those....depending on the temp everyone will know you got them if you catch my drift.

What would be fun would be some sort of surface piercing. Perhaps a pretty dermal piercing right at the center of his collarbones...or a bellybutton bar. Something John can tongue while he fucks him

[caluupin]

Finished TGAAC around 2 1/2 weeks ago but only finished the doodles today. but still, here ya go!

[cloverisnonexistantbro]

Me, intricately explaining why I hate Wesker:

Also me, intricately explaining why he’s one of my three favorites:

Literally just a random person: BuT I ThOuGhT YoU HaTeD HiM?

Me, tired and grumpy:

[mitsundere]

TGAA 2 SPOILERS !

my thoughts: albert harebrayne was introduced as a goofy mad scientist with failed logic and a close friend of van zieks but he's more than that. he's a PROFESSOR. he studied in germany and had his work published in a pamphlet. he can work complex mathematical equations. he cares for his invention but not to the point of purposely hurting others for the sake of it. he may not be so talented, but he has the spirit and ambition for it. incredibly passionate in his work. regretful that he was tricked and involved in a murder. he trusts so easily and wholeheartedly that it's both a flaw and his strength. treats van zieks like a true friend even after 10 years of no contact.

the thought that translates into my drawings: hee hee goofy scientist!!!

[wakanai]

I JUST READ THE STRANGER BY ALBERT CAMUS AND ITS SO GOOD LIKE SJDJSSJSBD

[seeingteacupsindragons]

Hilariously, this reminds of back when chapter 63 came out and someone was very confused at how I had been correct about a lot of Albert's character way before that (not all of it, and there were many surprises even to me!) because I was capable of seeing the same threads in his character that pulled out there, and was dead-on on in a meta way about some of the things the story planned to do with him.

[crowfeathers]

I normally loathe putting 7 deadly sins tropes in my stories it genuinely feels overdone most of the time. but I applied it to my main story in a way that is subtle, doesn’t take away from the plot, and also reflects the arcs of the 7 characters in meaningful ways teehee

[yuugami-tan]

extremely productive night tonight fellas 😌

[fooligancity]

so much trucoop but where is the coop and albert… or harry and albert……. im albert rosenfield #1 fan

[miami2k17]

still cant believe how bad death island was that shit was insane. why was it like that

[deadghosy]

HAZBIN HOTEL X ALBERT/FLAMINGO! READER

prompt: after causing chaos in life is paradise, you accidentally clicked the wrong “alt” button.

Oh wow- listen…I’m in my Albert phase guys…so yeah. ANYWAYSSS-

You just got done making your Roblox video as you wanted to exit out of it. You were going for the alt + 4 button only for the alt to look red and shine into your face. The light blinding your sight made you scream as you opened your eyes to see you are in a new area.

…. “Am I in hell…” you said in a high pitch voice. You panicked out a pitch scream gaining weird looks from the sinners. You still kept your human look but as you screamed, the control panel of admins show up. You stopped screaming immediately with an “oh.” And smiled evily

After wrecking most of the pride ring, you felt tired. Seeing an advertisement on tv about a hotel that redeems sinners, you thought maybe you could do some good here. So you pulled out a keyboard and type to teleport to the said hotel

You can go into the wrath, pride, and gluttony ring. It’s pretty real as you have the wrath to destroy things when pissed off. You’re prideful that you can’t be destroyed, and you have the gluttony to eat. A lot.

I can see you just having a small flamingo demon pet following you around. Literally you would make it bite and stab people. You taught it how to do the billy bounce.

The crew most definitely thought you were schizophrenic because you talk out loud as if you were talking to someone 

BIG HEADCANNON THAT YOU HAVE ZOOMIES AROUND THE HOTEL😭

“I start stabbing, now that the lights are out?” “Albert/Reader, please no.” Charlie says holding your arms down. The power went out and you were craving blood.

You’re just a little gremlin :D

Imagine how chaotic it was to not fling someone out of the hotel for fun 😭 LMAO A SINNER FLINGING ACROSS THE WHOLE PENTAGRAM.

“I’m taking away their happiness in a good way!” You say smiling as you drag a resident away from Charlie who seems traumatized. You were like an alastor 0.2 but more happy actually.

LMAO YOU HAVING A BAN HAMMER SO WHEN A RESIDENT IS BEING AN ASSHOLE YOU JUST SLAM THE HAMMER ON THEIR HEAD WITH A “BOOP”

I can imagine you having the same physique as the og Albert. Literally one minute you look like your animal crossing character, and the next thing they know you are some buff Florida man.

“I’m going to make them regret being born.” You said as you clicked an admin that made your skin black with red eyes. The angels came towards you as your cut their heads off.

The whole cast was in shocked seeing a human like you being so powerful with just a panel no one can touch.

“Being a baby will not prevent me from shooting you.” You said jokingly as this toddler was winning uno. The mother ran away with her child as you screamed out uno.

Angel started to rant about what he does for his job and how he basically seller his soul to this moth porn demon. After he told you things what the demon does to Angel. You snapped.

“BITCH I WILL SHOOT YOU!” Yells reader as they cocked their gun. Basically the whole crew has to hold you back as Valentino is pissing himself.

Vox didn’t even know who you were until Valentino started having nightmares and random shadows in his room. (The shadows were you lol) Vox had to look you up and try to find who tf you were. You were a YouTuber. That all it showed up on his feed as he scoffs.

Husk has no opinion on you. He only knows you as that guy with a flamingo. He would sometimes side eye you while you do crazy shit. But matter of fact you two are chill.

“We have different ways of expressing ourselves..” you say to Angel trying to comfort him. “I like this way, he can’t defend himself. And I like that.” You say shooting down a sinner while in battle. Angel dust just side eyes you as if you were actually crazy.

You’re not allowed to go into turf war with him no more.

Velvette has no legit problems with you. Dead ass you and her might be fashion partners. HAVE YOU SEEN ALBERT’S DRIP ON INSTA?! That MAN IS GOOD!

You have so much wanted posters, even you brag to others at how cool you look while destroying someone’s house. All because you were bored.

Charlie is mostly worried for your mental health while Vaggie just knows that you aren’t really the most mental stable in the group.

“STOP DOING THAT! STOP CRYING! What are you a baby?!” You say while smacking away a whole imp baby that was crying beside you on the merry-go-round

Charlie’s eyes widen at what you did. You were like a man child.

I can headcannon you deadass bombed the Vees tower out of pettiness. It was just funny seeing Vox shocked to his damn boots that his home was now gone.

Lucifer made you a duck flamingo cause of how he was trying to be nice to you. He knew you wasn’t a sinner or an angel of sorts. But you were a human that he never seen before. He probably makes you some damn pancakes if you want them.

Lucifer would probably ask if you have a flamingo demon form because you told the crew that you go by flamingo and Albert. You just stood there confused to what this short man was saying. But you just nodded trying to see if you could actually turn into a flamingo.

Headcannon on you just actually helping around by just replacing and changing furniture. You help Charlie with trust exercises as the resident are just confuse at a human being here.

“WHO needs powers, when you have a gun!” You yell excited pulling out a gun from your admin control. You shot downa sinner who was trying to fight you. Alastor just doesn’t see why how your “guns” are more powerful. They don’t even have angelic metal.

Carmilla carmine had seen how you legit shot an angel down with a simple looking gun. It was insane but amazing. She definitely called you down to her place so she can see what your bullets are made out of.

Imagine how you basically see people’s/sinner’s names as if it was a name tag aka username. You would go around saying their name out loud as they look at you scared and crazy. “Hello Hakka!” “How you know my name?!!!!” 😕

Rosie adores you, you may be man child that’s like a gremlin. But you are so sweet and helping. Alastor made you meet her and honestly, it was a great meet and greet. Honestly 10/10.

Headcannon on you and Niffty both killing bugs together. You use your ban gun as Niffty uses a sewing needle. This sweet girl made you a big crown, you better appreciate it.

Alastor had messed with your food making you pissed off. It was the end of the day and you hadn’t eat anything due to not taking care of yourself much. So your reaction was justified when you see alastor’s grins widening.

“I hope you choke on your next meal.” You say as your voice had suddenly boomed across the hotel. It was like as if your mic boosted it, but you don’t have one.

You and Alastor have like a sibling relationship as you two just want to watch people suffer. Literally it’s funny as hell when it’s that one Xbox meme.😭

“MOM SAYS ITS MY TURN TO CAUSE SUFFERING!” You say trying to get over Alastor’s tall body as he causes chaos in the pentagram city.

Sir Pentious didn’t like you at all. Like he was actually scared at his crazy and psychotic you are at times. But when he saw how calm and laid back you actually were. He actually started to warm up close to you. 

The egg boiz follow you around asking if your pet flamingo could play with them. It was so cute as they play with your pet flamingo.

Cherri absolutely loves you and your destructive behavior. Literally you two are a deadly duo cause you would give her some of your admin powers and take it back.

You once actually set up a limb store, literally you were getting that money✨😈 you had chopped off so much limbs got your deer customers.

I can see you actually taking people’s souls lol. You just take souls for fun and not for contract which leaves some overlords confused and scared of your powers.

Heaven would be scared of you personally. Like you are such a menace, sera sent your ass back to hell. Your human appearance was still the same tho lol.

Adam and you, beef on sight. “Why do you even have that pink bird? What are you, ret@rded?” “No but your mother is.” You said back while flipping him off.

Sera doesn’t like you. Your chaotic energy and your “evil” doing are not prohibited in paradise. She might tell Big G about how a human is in hell in perfect condition.

Emily heard about your presence by sera, she wanted to meet you but then again. You are back in hell. But she hopes to meet you one day.

See, me personally you would rob a bank for fun and then give it to some homeless imps in the wrath ring. It’s just you doing random shit while bored.

I can imagine you turning someone into the hulk. You deadass have so much power that it’s concerning and crazy for the hotel crew and rest of hell. You have alot of powers and you can turn people into some green buff human?!?

[specialgrades]

Not really a request but what are your headcanons on the JJK men's dick sizes?

OHOHO cracks knuckles i can do that. going full in like nanami should be in me rn dick-scriptions time

characters: gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento, toji fushiguro, sukuna, choso, atsuya kusakabe

GOJO SATORU : a bit above average, a good 6.5 ~ 7in. slight curve upwards. a good 2.5 ~ 3.5in thick. pretty pink flush on the tip, shaft a few shades darker than his skin tone. cut. carpets match the drapes of course, he keeps it trimmed. fun trail tell me i'm wrong (i'm not). super sensitive vein on the underside. sensitive thighs too. grower.

GETO SUGURU : honestly, average cock size. he rounds up to five inches but we all know it's 4 3/4. two inches thick. like gojo, a nice pink flush and a few shades darker. no curve. for sure has a piercing, prince albert probably; silver jewelry. uncut. not a jungle, mildly maintained. sensitive head, especially with the piercing. shower.

NANAMi KENTO : nothing overwhelming, though still impressive. 7.5in long, 3in thick. cut, duel toned because of it. top half is more pink than the rest. short trim. curve to the left. right under the head is the key, he'll bite back a really embarrassing noise if you focus there. grower.

TOJi FUSHiGURO : i pray for y'all toji simps for real, cause fuck. 8.5in easy. 4 inches thick minimum. man built like a tripod. uncut, darker with red undertones. upwards curve. jacob's ladder. three of 'em. this man doesn't shower i'm so sorry. two prominent veins when you pull back the foreskin, sensitive but he'll never show it. shower.

SUKUNA : i pray for y'all as well. find a pringles can. it's bigger. ten inches long, four inches thick. curves upwards and a tad to the right. cut, pale so it gets a nice flush. his tattoos make an appearance, wrapping around the shaft a few times. grower thank god.

CHOSO : average length, 5.5in but thick. four inches. curve to the right, uncut. darker than his skin tone by around four shades. not super trimmed, a delicious fun trail leading to a mild bush. mildly sensitive head, though go for his navel and you'll get a lovely show of him getting all breathy and twitching. shower.

ATSUYA KUSAKABE : i've only just met this man but i want him. carnally. so... six inches in length and 2.5 in width. cut, duel toned though you can't really tell until he's flushed and the top half goes a pretty dark pink. like choso, tasteful amount of hair with the fun trail. one prominent vein that's sensitive, under the head too. grower.

[writemekpop]

Bad Girl | Jung Jaehyun

Summary: Jung Jaehyun is the first guy you’ve ever met who isn’t attracted to you. You’re determined to seduce him. 

Genre: Enemies to lovers AU

Word Count: 1.5k

As you walked into the first play rehearsal, you felt your heart stutter. 

A painfully hot guy was standing by the cast-only coffee table. He was tall, statuesque, in a long black coat and glasses. His chest strained at the fabric of his white shirt, as if his stiff body couldn’t be contained.   

"Hey, you must be Jung Jaehyun," you said, looking up at him through your lashes. Now, you just had to wait for him to start drooling - guys couldn't resist you. 

"Afternoon," Jaehyun said. He barely glanced at you. Was he gay or something? "Thank goodness you're here, we're out of tea." 

You blinked. "Sorry…I’m your co-lead? I play Margot Warner, your character's wife?" 

He stretched out his hand to shake yours, stiffly. "Apologies - I thought you were the coffee girl." 

Damn it, even his cold stare of indifference was sexy.  

"Let’s start with the argument scene," the director said. 

You and Jaehyun took centre stage. "Does my gaze make you feel nothing?" you breathed, looking into his eyes. "My touch?" You twined your fingers in his heavenly soft hair. "My kiss?" 

Standing on your tiptoes, you squeezed a kiss to his lips. They were cool as marble. 

Jaehyun stared into your eyes. Now, overcome with desire, his character was meant to tear the buttons off your shirt and pull you close, just as the lights dimmed. 

But Jaehyun stepped away from you. "Time out!" He sighed. "I just cannot understand what my character sees in hers. Why does he suddenly give in?" 

The director nodded. "He’s right. We need some chemistry here, guys! This is… PG-13 at best.” 

Jaehyun looked at you. "Listen, you may have never seduced a man, but you are going to have to pretend. That is of course, what actors do." 

You could just strangle him. Never seduced a man?  Jaehyun thought he was so much better than you, with his stupid little theatre degree from Harvard. 

You didn’t need a fancy degree to be a good actor. Plus, you could eat Harvard boys for breakfast - and you had. You’d tasted half the football team, in fact. 

Four hours later, you still hadn’t got the scene. 

The director looked like he'd had enough. "Sort out the chemistry by tomorrow, or I’m firing one of you. Which one do you think I should fire?" 

"Him!" you said, at the same time as Jaehyun snapped, 'Her!" 

You stormed up the stairs of the auditorium to get your bag from one the seats. Chemistry problem. Bullshit. That was like saying Albert Einstein had an intelligence problem. 

"Where do you think you're going?" Jaehyun said. 

A tiny shiver ran down your spine. 

"Are you really going to give up on the scene that easily?" Jaehyun taunted. "I've seen chihuahas with longer attention spans." 

"It’s tough acting against a brick wall," you shot back. 

Jaehyun shuddered. "If I have to teach you how to act, I will. Come here."

You walked over to him. 

"Margot is trying to seduce her husband. Your acting is too unidimensional!" 

"Uni-what?" you said. 

"Obvious! You're playing it too obvious," Jaehyun said. "I can see why that would be a problem for you. The whole Barbie thing usually does the trick with men, doesn't it? With your tight dresses and your… long legs. " He glanced at your body, and quickly looked away. But you’d noticed.   

You smirked. "So you think I'm hot." 

Jaehyun scoffed. "What I'm saying is, you need to play the role with your whole body. Subtle - yet hair-raising." He grabbed your script. "I'll try Margot. Watch and learn." 

Jaehyun stepped towards you. 

On the surface, nothing had changed. But Jaehyun was a different man. His face was flushed, his breaths shaky. His eyes kept flashing to your lips, like it took everything in him not to kiss you. 

"Does my gaze make you feel nothing?" he said quietly, his black eyes searching yours. "My touch?" He twined his fingers in your hair, and you couldn't hide the sound of your breath catching.

Every inch of your skin was alive.

"My kiss?" 

Jaehyun kissed you. His lips were so much gentler than you'd expected. You knew it was just acting, but Jaehyun seemed so into you it made him nervous. His whole body trembled with desire. 

You pulled back, struggling to catch your breath. That kiss was hair-raising.  

Something told you Jaehyun wasn't that good an actor. 

Jaehyun pulled back, his face flushed, a pink cloud of lipstick rimming his mouth. He was biting his plump lips, almost as if he was fighting a smile. "Clear?" 

You smiled. "You've forgotten the end of the scene."

An unreadable expression flashed over Jaehyun’s face. 

“How did it end again?” he murmured, his eyes fixed on yours. 

Your eyes fell to Jaehyun’s lips. “Margot and Lewis find the time to… reconnect.” Your fingers found the opening of Jaehyun’s shirt. “To get to know each other again.” 

Jaehyun gulped. “I thought they hated each other.” You started unbuttoning Jaehyun’s shirt, one button at a time. He shivered under your touch. “Hate and love aren’t as different as you think,” you said. 

You abandoned Jaehyun’s shirt on the seats. His body belonged in an art gallery, a sculptor’s impression of the perfect man. Only, Jaehyun was not still and cold anymore. His chest was rising and falling, his flesh hot. 

“This doesn’t mean I’m giving in,” Jaehyun said. “I still abhor you.” 

“And I still don’t give a damn what abhor means,” you said, smirking. Jaehyun hoisted your leg up against his hip. His lips met yours now, hungrily, no script to lead the way. 

On the couch in Jaehyun's big New York apartment, you smirked down at him, stroking his chest. "How was that for seducing a man?" 

"Excellent work," Jaehyun said in mock-seriousness, trying not to look ridiculous despite still panting. "Highly commendable." 

“You know…” you said, nuzzling into his chest, “if you were so into me, why did you act like a jerk?” “I’m married,” he said.

 You felt a pang of disappointment.   

“Divorced, to be precise,” Jaehyun continued. “Eight years. She was my… my first.” He spoke into your hair now. “I didn’t know what to do with the way I felt about you. I know I’m just a fling to you, but-“ “You’re not,” you said, moving to meet his eyes. He was gnawing at his plump lip, and you smoothed your finger over it, stopping him. “The way I felt last night… let’s just say I don’t get that a lot.” Your voice dropped. “Or ever.” “Are you saying I’m the best you’ve ever had?” Jaehyun said, turning you around so he was hovering over you, wearing a smug smirk.

“You’re gonna have to work a lot harder to earn that title…” you said, fixing your fingers in his hair. 

-- 

The next day, when you returned to rehearsal, something had changed. “You- um, you first,” Jaehyun said, gesturing to the coffee pot. 

“No, really, you,” you said, rubbing the back of your neck. You had no idea how to act professionally now. Should you touch Jaehyun? Smile at him? Ignore him completely?  

You both broke out into laughter.  

When it came to that scene, however, you and Jaehyun fought the urge to rush to the end.  

"Does my gaze make you feel nothing - my touch - my kiss, blah blah blah..." you mumbled, then pulled Jaehyun towards you in a kiss that made you weak in the knees. 

A lot of the director’s throat-clearing later, Jaehyun finally prised you off him, and you stood next to each other. The spotlights were a little blurry – or was that your eyes?  

The director started a slow clap, his mouth ajar. 

"Will these two set the house on fire? I think so!" He walked towards you, lowering his voice. "But really, how did you do it? What's the secret?"

You grinned at Jaehyun. "We were just acting. That is, of course, what actors do." 

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[kykyartist]

Got some more characters for Rainbow Mayhem! Here they are!

Vincent created by @/mugaart! Design of clothes is by me!❤️

Vincent: Ah yes, the good natured Barista of the facility, he serves the adults of the establishment the finest coffee you could ever imagine! If you can think it, he’s got it! Vincent always makes sure everyone gets a Cup of Joe!

Joe Hoffman: As the main protagonist, he along with his trusty companion, Albert, are on a mission to find Joe’s missing son. His search takes him to an amusement park known as Rainbow Lane. Home to these adorable puppets!

Lola: She along with LooLoo are the beauty icons for Rainbow Lane! She teaches about the importance of inner beauty and helps children positively shine!

[blueysobssesions]

You two were too loud last night >:(

Characters: Leon Kennedy, Chris Redfield, Albert Wesker, Jake Muller. Piers Nivans, Luis Sera (YES IM ADDING HIM IN)

Leon Kennedy

Waking up from his slumber, he felt his body feel warm when he noticed you sleeping close to him. He smiled as he remembered the previous night's events ;) He knew that he had found someone special and couldn't wait to see what the future held for the two of you.

His hand made its way to your cheek, caressing it softly while looking at you. He couldn't help but feel grateful for having you in his life and wonder how he got so lucky. As he continued to admire your peaceful face, he made a silent promise to himself to cherish every moment with you. His lips made contact with your forehead; you shuffled a bit, but your eyes were still closed. You slowly opened your eyes and smiled at him, feeling his love radiating from his touch. The warmth of his kiss made you feel safe and loved as you snuggled closer to him. "Well, good morning, beautiful," he whispered in your ear, making you giggle and bury your face in his chest. "So, uh, last night was... amazing," he said while stroking your hair. You looked up at him and smiled, feeling your cheeks flush. "Yes, it was," you replied softly. The two of you started to slowly drift off until someone barged into the room. Startled, you both turned to see who it was, only to find your Hunnigan standing at the doorway with an annoyed expression on her face. You quickly sat up and tried to cover yourself with the blanket while Leon awkwardly cleared his throat. Oh, and yeah, both of you were naked. Hunnigan's eyes widened in surprise as she took in the scene before her. "I hope I'm not interrupting anything important," she said with a hint of sarcasm, making both of you blush even more. "Jeez, would you knock next time?" Leon said before his head hit the pillow. Hunnigan chuckled at Leon's reaction and replied, "Sorry, I didn't know you were busy with such intense activity." She then took one step to your bedroom, still grinning mischievously. "W-what are you doing here?" you asked, still covering your naked body with the blanket. "Just want to remind the both of you that breakfast is ready, and next time, keep it down?" She winked at you before turning around and walking away, leaving you blushing and embarrassed. You couldn't help but feel grateful for her lightheartedness in what could have been an awkward situation. "I knew she would hear us..." you sighed before looking at Leon. "It's not my fault that I made you scream." Leon said, he was teasing you. You chuckled, feeling relieved that she didn't take the situation too seriously. "Well, I guess we'll just have to be more careful next time," you said with a smile. "I can't promise you that, sweetheart," he said before sitting up on the bed. You watched as he stretched his arms and let out a yawn. "But I promise to make it worth your while," he added with a wink, making you blush. You shook your head playfully, knowing that Leon always had a way of making you feel better.

Chris Redfield

“That..that was amazing,” he said breathlessly, before plopping down to bed. Both of you were breathing heavily. The adrenaline rush was still coursing through your veins as you lay down next to him, feeling both exhausted and exhilarated at the same time. You exchanged a knowing glance, silently acknowledging the incredible experience you had just shared. “We should do that again next time,” he smirked, looking at you, and you just laughed. “What? I'm serious!” he replied. "I know you're serious, but it's just funny to see you smirk like that." He shrugged and said, "Well, I had the best sex, and I think we should definitely do it again." He was the next to laugh. You couldn't help but agree that it was the best sex that you had in a long time, but you weren't sure if you wanted to do it again with him because he was REALLY ravaging you through the night. You weren't complaining, though. You snuggled closer to him. “Did I hurt you…?” he asked you worrisomely. You smiled and shook your head, assuring him that you were fine. You were just enjoying the aftercare of the intense experience. Your eyes were starting to slowly close until a knock was heard from the door. The two of you looked at the door with curiosity until someone said, “Hey, it's me. Leon?” Chris groaned loudly, “The fuck do you want?” Leon hesitated for a moment before responding, “Are you two alright there?” he asked, and the both of you were confused. Chris rolled his eyes and replied, "Yeah, we're alright. Why'd you ask?" a few seconds of silence were made, “Uh, nothing. I just wanted to let you know that we heard everything, so…" You and Chris exchanged a look of embarrassment as you realized that Leon and the Others downstairs must have overheard your, ehem, "activity. " You felt embarrassed and exposed, wishing you could just disappear. “Yeah, that's all. Welp, time for me to continue drinking again,” he said laughingly before walking away from the door. You tried to say something, but your words got stuck in your throat. You and Chris knew that this would be the talk of the crew for a while.

S.T.A.R.S Albert Wesker

“You're leaving already,” you whined. Seeing Albert getting ready, he said, “I'm sorry, my dear, but Chris and the others need my help.” Albert sighed and gave you a quick kiss on the cheek before heading out the door. You sighed. Aftercares aren't really present after you two have sex, but Albert always has ways to make you feel better. “Good morning, captain!” Redfield greeted him with a nervous smile and a small tint of pink dust on his cheek. Captain Albert returned the greeting with a warm smile and said, "Good morning, Don't be nervous; we're all on the same team here," he said. “Ah, n-no, I'm not nervous.” Chris cleared his throat and tried to compose himself, but the blush on his cheeks gave him away. “It's just that…” “Chris heard you having sex with y/n.” Barry appeared out of nowhere and said that. Redfield nudged his shoulder as he stuttered, “I-idiot!” Albert raised an eyebrow in surprise but quickly regained his composure and said, "Oh?" He glared at Chris, who immediately got scared. Barry's sudden revelation left everyone in the room feeling awkward and uncomfortable. Albert's reaction showed that he was not pleased with Chris' behavior and was ready to confront him about it, but he didn't. “Were we that loud?” he asked him, and Chris didn't know what to say to him but just looked at him. He regrets going to his office. “Y-yeah… I'm really sorry if I listened, and I know it was weird! I just didn't know why I did that.” Albert sighed and decided to let it go. “You really made her exhausted, huh?" Barry teased Albert and got a death glare from him. "I don't want to talk about it anymore," Albert replied sternly. "Let's just drop the subject and move on."

Jake Muller

"Jake…! We’ve been doing it for the past hour! I'm tired!!" You whined and complained, but Jake only made a smirk. His stamina seemed never-ending, and you wondered if you could even keep up with him. He was on top of you, as you were beneath him. “C'mon, I promise this will be the last,” he said, going down and kissing your neck, making you let out a small moan. “No… I can't even feel my legs.” You said, trying to catch your breath. He chuckled and gave you a gentle kiss on the lips before getting off you. “Fine, you can take a break, and we will continue this,” he said, adding a wink at you. “Jake, no.” You glared at him, and he only laughed and said, “I'm joking." You sat up and tried to stand, but your legs were indeed numb. You leaned back on the bed and let out a sigh of relief, grateful for the break. “I can't even stand!” you whined and looked at him again with furious eyes. He smirked. “That's the point, isn't it?” God, sometimes he was so annoying that you want to punch him in the face. “At least, give me some water. How about—just as you were about to finish your sentence, the door slammed so suddenly, making the both of you startled. Pierce had an angry face and eyebags beneath his eyes. You quickly covered yourself with the blanket while Jake took his shirt and put it on top between his legs quickly. “The hell, man!? Knock at the door!” He yelled at Pierce. “You Idiot! Can you be gentle when you guys are doing it? I couldn't even fucking sleep when I keep hearing loud bangs!” He was then the next to yell at Jake. You quickly got embarrassed, covering your face with both of your hands and saying, "Im sorry; I didn't realize we were being so loud. We'll make sure to keep it down from now on. " You apologized; gosh, you wanted to disappear. This is so embarrassing how Pierce heard the both of you last night. He sighed and shut the door before leaving. “He… He heard both of them last night! Gosh, it's so emberassing…!” You whined, “So? He could tell that I was making you feel good last night” You blushed and rolled your eyes and said, "Well, I wish he didn't have to hear it. It's just awkward now." He chuckled and wrapped his arm around you, saying, "Don't worry about it. It's not a big deal." you groaned and slightly nudge his chest with you elbow making him laugh. What does he mean ‘It’s not a big deal'? Pierce would talk about this to Chris! and the others would tease you endlessly! Damn you Jake!

Pierce Nivans

Piers slowly opened his eyes, seeing the sunshine streaming through the window and feeling the warmth on his face. He looked down, seeing you were still sleeping. Usually you wake up before him, but considering how exhausted you were last night, you were hella tired. Piers smiled softly, kissing your forehead. He decided to let you sleep a little longer and quietly got out of bed to make some breakfast for you as a surprise. After making breakfast for you, he wrote a note saying, "I hope this breakfast makes your day a little brighter. Take your time getting up, love. I'm going to work now :)" He smiled as he read the words that he wrote on the sticky note before leaving. The office of Chris Redfield was just one room away from yours. Pierce opened the door and saw Chris looking out the window "Good morning, Captain," Pierce greeted him. "What's today's mission?" he asked. Chris turned around and smiled at him. “Good morning, Pierce. Today's mission is to investigate a possible B.O.W. sighting in the outskirts of the city,” he said as he sat down, and Pierce only looked at him and nodded. “Alright, I'll inform the others,” he said before walking towards the door. “Hey, Pierce,” Chris called out, causing Pierce to turn back around. “How are you and Y/N both doing? Just asking,” he said, with a smile on his face. Chris doesn't usually talk about or ask about your relationship until now, so Pierce smiled back at him. “We're doing just fine, Captain,” he replied, feeling grateful for Chris's interest in their relationship. “Thanks for asking. “ “Did you two have fun last night?” Pierce's eyes went wide at his sudden question. A small pink dust appeared on his cheeks, making Chris laugh. He could see that Pierce was embarrassed by his question: ”You guys were really into it last night.” Pierce blushed even more. “Ah, sorry if I brought that up.” . . . Were the both of you got too loud last night…?

Luis Sera

“They definitely heard us, Luis,” you groaned as you snuggled closer to him. He chuckled, “And?” "I don't know, it's just embarrassing," you replied with a sigh. "You know Ashley would tease me all day long," you joked, "but who cares? We were just having fun and enjoying the moment," Luis said with a grin. "I was enjoying you, querida," he said, wrapping his arms around you You felt a warmth spread through your body as he held you close. You couldn't help but smile, feeling grateful for this moment with Luis. The two of you were supposed to wait for Leon and Ashley, but Luis couldn't help himself when the two of you were all alone. You gently pulled away from him, saying, “I need to check on the both of them; they might have injuries”. Luis whined, and you giggled. “I'll be right back,” you said before pecking his lips. You dressed yourself and made your way to the other room, where Leon and Ahley were. You found them both unharmed and relieved. “I'm glad the both of you are safe and unharmed,” you said in relief. "Are you both okay?" you inquired of them. Yeah, they were fine… But the question is, Are you alright?” Ashley said, Giggling. looking at your messy hair. You blushed in embarrassment and couldn't help but stutter. “Yeah, I'm fine,” you said while looking away “Luis just couldn't help getting his hands on you, does he?' Leon teased. You rolled your eyes and playfully punched Leon's arm, ”I tried to top him alright!". Ashley and Leon laughed, teasing you even more.

[temiizpalace]

☆┊”CAN I COPY YOUR HOMEWORK ?”

SUMMARY: you forgot to do the homework before your next class.. excellent job prefect. no problem. you can just copy off your classmate! what’s his response to “can I copy your homework?”

CHARACTERS: all dorms (+ grim)

GENRE: crackfic, but could be considered fluff

WARNINGS: cursing

reader gender is not mentioned, reader is yuu

“i’ll help you with it!”

i mean, you COULD copy.. but how will you understand the material? if you copy then you might not understand it later! that’s not good at all! instead of letting you copy it all together, he helps you and walks you through it like the angel he is. he’s explaining everything in detail but in a way you could comprehend it. totally should be your teacher. even if you already understood the subject, he still wants to lock it in and make sure you truly do get it. (after that you felt like albert einstein)

riddle, trey, jack, ortho, rook (he already knew you weren’t paying attention so he got ya covered), silver

“yeah, sure”

you wanna copy his homework? yeah, sure. why not? you’re the overworked prefect of ramshackle dorm, or some may say “crowleys assistant.” you deserve a break every once in awhile right? maybe they do care about your wellbeing and want you to rest as much as possible. you already work your ass off every day. you study, care for grim, do crowleys work, and deal with some random dorms shit almost 24/7. hell, why not let him write it for you?

it’s that or he just doesn’t give a shit. 🤷🤷

epel, lilia, malleus

“bold of you to assume i did the homework”

you’re both in the same boat. well sort of anyway. he’s a busy guy, he doesn’t have time for that. life is short, and he should be doing things he wants. not sit in a classroom all day and write, just to sit down in his dorm room and write for the rest of it. oh no. he probably has like 10 missing assignments right now. long story short: his ass did not do the homework cause he didn’t wanna.

ace, leona, floyd

“lol nope”

damn you didn’t do the homework? well good luck with that. listen, he did the homework. he’s on top of it. you on the other hand chose not to do it. what’s that? oh you were busy? that sounds rough. he wishes you the best and hopes that you’ll listen next time. alright? bye 🫶🫶

idia, jamil

“wait, we had homework????”

there was homework? THERE WAS HOMEWORK? oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. he messed up. now he’s scrambling to get it done before his next period, panicking and triple checking his answers. poor baby was so caught up in his life he forgot all about class assignments. now you both are sitting at the cafeteria with pencils and eraser shavings everywhere. those sitting around you both were losing their appetites because for some reason their meal tastes like led or graphite. best of luck to you both 💔💔

grim, deuce, cater, kalim

“sure you can copy it! for a price of course.”

yeah he’ll let you copy it. one teensy weensy detail though, what’ll he get in return? well it was your fault for not working on it during your free time. it’s only fair right? he worked so hard to get these answers, why should he give them away for free? haha. that’s just how the world works, prefect. it’s nothing personal really, he just wants to benefit.

azul would definitely try to upsell you into getting one of his study guides. capitalist.

ruggie, azul, jade

he scolds you.

you didn’t do the homework? *sigh* perfect, oh, prefect. that’s a horrible habit to develop, really. why didn’t you do it? now you must scramble to finish it. you see not doing the homework once is alright, but if this happens again he will know about it. he’ll make sure this doesn’t happen again third time. now he’s giving you a long ass essay on why doing your homework ON TIME is the right thing to do, and why copying others homework is the road unsuccessful students go down.

but his lecture went on for hours. im sorry it won’t happen again just please let me copy it 🙏🙏

riddle (scolds then lets you copy), vil, sebek

A/N: I do all my homework stay safe guys 🙏

my second writing tada! lately I’ve just been going off of alignment charts and how I see them fit. hopefully this is good enough.

date written: 11/24/23

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