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Day 26: Blue Mountains Panther
(Here's a real prompt entry. I decided to go back to the goetic demons since I'd felt the itch to use them again, especially with that remark about alien big cats with Flauros. As for who's who: Barbas is Thibetanus, Camio is AshestoAshes, and Bellicose is Glasya-Labolas.)
Thibetanus> Ose’s having a fit again.
AshestoAshes> So? Let him wear himself out like usual.
Thibetanus> He escaped into the mortal realm again.
Bellicose> Really? Damn, hope he’s eating good. Tell him to come back with a human body this time.
AshestoAshes> Any idea where he went? I can hop up to Britain to keep an eye on him.
Thibetanus> No need, I already asked Agares to send Looker out. I should hear back from him soon.
AshestoAshes> Good thinking. I don’t really want to bother searching all of the United Kingdom for one cat. Especially not after I finally got my new nest set up.
Bellicose> Sweet, mind if I use it as a barbeque? I’ve been craving some grilled arms recently.
AshestoAshes> Of course not. You always grab humans when they’re way too fresh. The blood will just extinguish the fire. Instead, I’ll just send some of my collection over to you. You’re the expert on grilling here anyways, what if I were to mess up your recipe?
Bellicose> Good point. Forgot you’re the one that’s good at arguments.
AshestoAshes> My reputation precedes me.
Thibetanus> He’s not in Britain.
AshestoAshes> Really? He always goes to Britain. That’s where the ABC sightings go.
Thibetanus> Somewhere in that muddled brain of his apparently decided to switch things up a little. He’s in Australia. Sydney to be exact.
AshestoAshes> SYDNEY? Great, he’s going to cause a wave of big cat sightings there soon enough.
Thibetanus> Good news, he hasn’t done too much damage. Just some animal mutilations.
Bellicose> Aw come on!
Thibetanus> Looker seems to be keeping a good eye on him. Agares says Looker will pick him up once the fit is over.
AshestoAshes> What even prompted it this time?
Thibetanus> Apparently he thought it was a good idea to curse an entire office meeting with his spells.
AshestoAshes> Don’t tell me.
Thibetanus> Yep. Now they’re all on power trips.
AshestoAshes> Will he ever learn?
Thibetanus> I think he refuses to.
Bellicose> What he should do is bring back some good human meat sometime!
Thibetanus> Why not go get it yourself if you’re that desperate?
Bellicose> Good idea! I’ll check the torture chambers.
(Bellicose has logged out)
AshestoAshes> Why did he even sign on to this chat?
Thibetanus> Who knows. I’ll call Titivillus to let him and his team know to keep an eye out around Sydney for any signs of the creation of a cryptid.
AshestoAshes> At least someone here knows responsibility.
Thibetanus> I try to be.
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Nannup Tiger (Live)
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I love drawing this spotted cat on everything.
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You’re on a mission and you hear some crunching noises from your six. 😭
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🖤🩷🖤
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Since yautja are basically really big space cats
How about yautja vs laser pointer?
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Can I request Shadowsight for the designs? Or maybe Frecklewish if you'd rather?
I'm curious what either would look like in your style! (Which I adore btw it's SO good)
i know Shadowsight is described as small in the books, but I prefer to interpret him with the Tigerstar(tm) tallness with Dovewing's build, and that he tends to shrink down/lower his voice while talking to appear as meek/non-threatening as possible because his peers get nervous around him
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The British Big Cat phenomenon is so funny, like
Yeah, I don't think there's a native population of big cats in England. Even a breeding population of released or escaped ones, while possible, would need some proving. But there provably were a couple of the things running around for a while, most recently thanks to exotic pets being released after they changed the laws back in the 70's.
And yeah, maybe they're all gone now, I wouldn't be surprised if modern sightings are just the folklore taking on a life of its own. But there are people who genuinely argue that none of them ever existed, coming up wirth elaborate theories about how they were all misidentified house cats or a variant on the Black Dog myth or whatever.
Except,
like there genuinely were a few
Yeah most of them were exaggerated by folk tales and the media and frankly there's a lot of difference between a jungle cat in the distance and a goddamn puma, but come on now
all you have to say is "there was a public craze based on a few real sightings of released animals which was fuelled by media attention and mistaken identity", you don't need to tie it to mass hallucinations or cultural memories of the fucking Cath Palug
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Had a yautja idea I had to write down and share with everyone.
Minors don't interact
Yautja's are light big cats, we can all agree on thst right?
How would they react to a Christmas tree?
The yautja watched you bring in a tree confused on why would would bring that inside but then get mad at him for bringing his kills inside. He gets even more confused when you start putting things on the tree. The shiny orbs confuse him and yet allure him. He most have it.
The whole time your setting up the tree he's trying to steal the ornaments from you. It starts to get on your nerves but he looks at them with such an intense curiosity thst you can't help but smile. When the tree is finally all decorated and covered in Christmas lights you plug it in and take a step back to admire your work.
The sound started off quiet at first, you didn't notice it right away until it got much louder. Looking to your side you found the source. He's purring as he looks at the lights with wide eyes. You've never see his pupils so wide before. The moment was magical until he pounced on the tree wanting the sparkly shiny lights.
Getting him off the tree was neat impossible but after a while you managed it. He now does that every time he sees the Christmas tree lit up. Every year you think he won't do it but he does.
One year you didn't bother with a tree sense he tackes it every dakn time. He was very upset by this and stormed out. An hour later he came back with a whole ass grown tree wanting you to set it up. You went back to setting the tree up every year again after that.
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can the mediator of vengeanceclan really fall in love with a kittypet?...
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Soo.... about that post you said you'd make with all your favorite Miguel O'hara bots....
CALL ME ABBA CAUSE GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!
The Abba quote destroyed me and i love it, thank you 💀😭
🕷️- Miguel is your soulmate, but you are not his (Angst) (Actually my favorite bot in the list. I have never cried so much. In my role Miguel married his girlfriend, and User married Gabriel, but user and Mig always been in love with each other. It was terrible and I recommend it to everyone)
🕷️- Soulmate Au, but this time it's nice
🕷️- User's variant died during Miguel's canonical event. Now he's a little shocked to see User alive and well
🕷️- Mamma mia Au. Gabriella has invited a former flame of yours to her Quinceañera
🕷️- Silk Au. User and Miguel were bitten by the same spider (Technically nsfw, but can also be fluff)
🕷️- Black Cat User
🕷️- Miguel is pissed because User sucks at being a Spider-person (he's actually worried about safety but can't express himself in a normal way)
🕷️- FEM MIGUEL MY BELOVED (She Is so gnam)
🕷️- User is a soccer parent of a child in Gabriella's rival team
🕷️- User is a multidimensional variant of Gabriella's mother
🕷️- The user has never told Miguel that they have a child (the drama)
🕷️- Selkie Au
🕷️- User has ADHD (@ asher04 has tons of bots, so I recommend looking at their list or tiktok)
🕷️- Addams family Au (@ofherdesire is another creator with a lot of bots, and if I'm not mistaken she accepts requests on tiktok, i think?)
🕷️- User is Miguel's personal assistant
🕷️- User is babysitting their niece, when they meets single dad!Miguel at the park
🕷️- Hanahaki Au (@gyufairyz has a sizable bot list and accepts requests)
🕷️- Regency Au bc i'm a big fan of Pride and Prejudice
🕷️- User is FtM/Masc-trans, and his father Miguel is helping him transition
🕷️- Miguel is a multidimensional variant of User's father
🕷️- T4T Miguel and User (chef kiss)
🕷️- Strawberry Miguel bc he's cute lol
Actually my favorite O'Hara brother is Gabriel so I also put my favorite bot with him: ☀️
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