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[notherpuppet]

Can you do a gender swap Alastor and Lucifer in human form?

Yes

Luci and Alice

[muppetfreak]

Mr. Riordan, it is truly a pleasure getting to experience your second draft.

[7roaches]

sorry that took like an hour i stopped to eat dinner heres my idea

[blorbosinmyheadcentral]

SECRET DATIIING (secret datiiiing)

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[chiscribbs]

I had an idea for a one-off Rise episode plot and just wanted to quickly sketch up some visuals for it.

The plot goes as follows: Donnie attempts to invent a cloning machine and, due to some kind of science-y mishap, ends up cloning himself...a lot. But there's a catch to this - the clones aren't exact copies of Donnie, they each possess just ONE of the various facets of his personality (i.e. brainy, broody, sarcastic, passionate, dramatic, mischievous, etc.) and a small portion of his mystic powers. Don tries his darnedest to keep the whole situation under wraps while he searches for a way to fix it, but some of the more rambunctious Donnies quickly escape and begin stirring up trouble in the Lair, so it doesn't stay a secret for very long. To make matters worse - the real Donnie starts to slowly disappear (something having to do with his existence being divided among the Donnies or blahblahblah fake science explanation). So, while he and the scientist Donnies continue to look for a way to reverse the cloning effect, his brothers and Co. set to work gathering up all the other Donnies so they can put them back where they belong and keep Donnie Prime™ from vanishing.

Hilarity, wholesomeness (and some mild angst) ensues.

(Note: I meant to include April in that second-to-last image, but ran out of room. Just know that she, Splinter, and probably Casey Jr. are all there, as well.)

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[newttxt]

hes not bitter at all actually. he doesnt hold any grudges…

utilities included, ch. 6 (mind the tags and rating)

masterpost

[ryllen]

and some extra unused stuff while they are in affectionate mood

[keebokuun]

Don’t push your luck, N!

[hersweetrevenge]

[comfymoth]

get yourself a platonic partner who supports your drag stripping career. i guess

[kotikaleo]

BOAT BOIS BOAT BOIS BOAT

So... I am obsessed. And I was inspired by @if-loki-was-a-fox post about etho and his relationship with his mask

I am rotating them in my head so soooo much, I am loving all the crumbs that those two crazy men are leaving for us, they are insane (both cc and charactres XD) and I love that for them!

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[flickering-nightfall]

Notes and doodles I accumulated while working on the iterator refs ^^

Alt text for the last one under the cut because it was too long for the description box

Five Pebbles

He/him

-Supreme maker of mistakes. Flew too close to the sun (lol)

-Doesn't know what a mental health is

-Dislikes the cold

-Is building a miniature of an iterator can in his room

Looks to the Moon

She/her

-Good at finding good in the world. Kind in a world that is unkind.

-Likes explaining things when she has the energy to do so

-Too used to enduring and enduring.

-Will walk directly into the ocean to say hi to the sea animals

Seven Red Suns

They/them

-Not-so-secretly sentimental

-Can phrase their words really really well or very very badly

-Likes engaging with others; handles isolation poorly

-Paints on their walls

No Significant Harassment

Any pronouns; usually he/they

-Knows the value of a good laugh

-Gets a little silly (literally, philosophically, legally, you know how it is...)

-Understands that life is unfair. Will take his lot, for better or worse.

-Wants to do a backflip so very much

Chasing/Grey Wind

They/them

-Their life is one big depression nap

-Powerful speaker, but more of a listener. Lurks in group chats

-Calm and levelheaded, but so very tired

-Plays songs for their friends

Unparalleled Innocence

Any pronouns; usually they/she

-Looks like a cinnamon roll. Can tear you to shreds

-Fiercely independent, but also quite loyal. Will fight for their friends

-Hates feeling trapped in any way

-Really wants to kick their own can

[tortilla-of-courage]

hello! last week we had our build a link poll, and by popular demand we're doing another

edit 29/4: main poll's finished! there's a subpoll still active but otherwise we're done for now!

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

End transcription

Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.