#alpha! jeff the killer

[salvy-deldroid]

Hi there! I am pretty new to this site so I dunno if I'm doing this currently or not. I've read some of your works on Wattpad and am a bit familiar with your writing. Can you write me a few fix headcannons for an ABO creepypasta idea? Alpha Jeff the killer and his Fem omega darling in the classic mansion AU? Darling isnt much of a combat and kill person, however due to being a product of two omega parents, shee does have a mutation in her genes leading to extra powerful pheromones on will. The pheromones can help assert her will on anyone, much like midnight's quirk in MHA. Person feels sleepy and couldn't process shit apart from what they're being told, and then end up complying to it. Slenderman uses it to it's full extent, sending the darling out in recruiting missions and using her to make sealed lips speak. I would love headcannons on how they met and how Jeff sees her! You can make it a bit of dark yandere! I don't have much preferences on clothing but I'll like it if darling's dressed in a beautiful dress with a half faced kitsune mask, it adds to her innocently mysterious aesthetic! It's okay if you can't tho, lots of love <333

Hi there Hon!! That's one specific request XD but it makes things easier imo. I really love the described environment (and the ABO is just the cherry topping the cake!) and am excited to see how this is gonna turn out to be!!! 

So let's start! I'll make it in headcanon format! 

Being a child born of an affair between two omegas didn't make your life any easier. However, it did make it a hell lot of interesting and adventurous. A teeny tiny Lil mutation in your DNA had granted you with something akin to a quirk, and you're grateful for it. The mutation causes you to secrete a special type of pheromone (that too on will, talk about winning the jackpot), which makes it easier for you to control and brainwash someone. Once inhaled, their brain fogs up and the person is temporarily moved to a little space kind of mindset, the only thing they're able to fully register being you and your demands. And hence, you could ask them or command them to do anything and they'll happily oblige. The effect of the pheromones stay as long as they're inhaling it, and a few differences in dosage can make large differences.

When it comes to recruiting, your pheromones are just used as a tranquiliser. You tell the now fogged up creep about the mansion, the advantages and the reasons why they should come with you. And in most cases, they agree and follow you like a lost puppy. In a rare few cases where they refuse, you have to command them to yield, because if you come back empty handed Slender would personally make sure you're punished accordingly.

And that's how you and the asshole of the household first met, on yet another one of your recruition missions. The fairly new creepypasta had been going on a bloody rampage each week, his kill streak enough to catch Slenderman's attention. And off you were dispatched, just 3 weeks after his debut, to find and recruit him.

Oh, it was bloody hell finding that crusty sewer rat. It took you a total of 4 days just tracking his position down. However, you finally found him lurking near the woods the mansion was in, a pretty convenient place. Following your usual set of actions, you start secreting the pheromones before approaching.

For Jeffrey however, the first time seeing you was something akin to witnessing an angel on earth. The previous week's had been rough, the police hot on his trail, laying low during the day and murdering in the night, along with the scarcity of food and water due to his current homelessness. In this subsistence crisis of a life, that beautiful aroma coming from the woods surely caught him off guard. His brain fogged up, all the reasonable thoughts and warning bells muffled as his only concern became to try and find the source of such heavenly smell. 

And as you waltzed out of the woods, wearing that beautifully crafted dress and the intricate kitsune mask hiding the upper half of your face, he was awestruck. He should've ran away, he should've attack and kill you, He should've demanded to know how you found him and what you wanted. But he didn't- he couldn't. At that moment, the only thing that existent to him was you, your offer about joining this mansion family shit where he would be kept safe and provided for and whatever, the beautiful scent, and this dark urge to own you. Something so fucking beautiful needed protection from all the horrors of the world. Something so soft needed someone to hold her close and keep her safe and secure. Something so mystical needed to be looked away and provided for.

You needed him and his protection, and he would gladly give it to you. 

He had absolutely no qualms about the mansion at all, ready to follow you to the depths of hell if it meant being in your mystic presence. He melted at the sight of you, making things times easier. He followed you back to the mansion, up the stairs and to Slenderman's office without any objections, not caring about neither the fact that there were other people looking at him with either curiosity or distaste, nor the giant faceless person in front of him going on and on about having to stamp some pact to join them and becoming a part of the pack completely. All he cared about the soft gaze on your face and the supportive, understanding smile on your soft lips. 

Finally, after being taken to his assigned room, did the fog clear after you closed the door and left. The reality crashed in on him, as he slid down into the floor questioning what, how and why.

This was only the start of the long spiral down the obsession lane for him. Those secret glances at you at the dining table would soon become hard glares at the other Alpha's you'd interact with. Before long he'd start tailing you during your missions, observing each and every interaction of yours. Soon small articles started going missing, nothing too much at first. Just a misplaced bracelet, lost earrings and forgotten scrunchies. Soon however, those little accesories turned into missing panties, lost bras and what not.

While this was going on behind the scenes, on the front stage Jeffrey had already started to get himself acquainted with you. Something out of your reach? Lemme geddit for ya shortie. Why so lonely? You can always play video games with me. He was everywhere, keeping an eye on you or straight up being the one hogging your attention. Oh, he just loved how your oblivious little self would squirm around, the queasiness of being watched. Those frightened little glaces you'd give while walking down the woods alone, your subconscious nagging at you about the presence of a viable alpha. Your jumpiness just added fuel to the fire, firming his belief that you needed someone to take care of you. You need him to take care of you.

A year or two passed by, the alpha within him getting more impatient as you went over to recruit more and more creeps. The thought that everyone here had smelt that sweet aroma of yours atleast once made his blood boil. He would need to act out soon, now that you had a fair amount of viable mates around you.

Soon, the time came. You had started to nest, getting ready for your bi monthly heats. Pillows, shirts and blankets thrown down into your little safe corner and molded into your fortress of fluff, your beautiful nest. This, coupled with your heat suppressants, would be enough for yet another heat without any trouble.

And as on que, our beloved yandere alpha started to put his plans to action. The minty suppressants in the bottle were replaced with mint candies, nothing too much for your oblivious self to notice. Sweet little omegas like you shouldn't use suppressants in that much amount, it would be bad for you. Soon little break in and sneaks into your room started to occur, all your stuff apart from your nest being lightly scented. Not enough for you to notice but prevalent enough for your hindbrain to go crazy. Most of the work had been done, now it's just about time….

Finally, the fateful day of your heart striked. Cramps times worse than what you've experienced in the last couple of years, your foggy brain not being coherent enough. The burning sensation throughout your entire body, you felt like crying. You had forgotten how painful heats can be. This was just one of the worse ones right? 

However, your world came crashing down as you opened your door, entering your room. The jar open door forgotten, all your attention got hogged by what has happened to your little den. 

The entire place just reeked of an alpha, from your bedding to your dresser and wardrobe. Taking low, dreadful steps into your defiled safe space, you should've felt bile rise up your throat. But your heart addled brain just added fuel to the fire, your subconscious screaming at you to go into your nest and wait for alpha instead of investigating. Taking slow, dreadful steps towards your nest, you held your breath in hoping for it all to be a dream 

But it wasn't. The scent of the foreign alpha was the most dense over your best, soon you found out why. Shirts, blankets and articles from your loved ones had been thrown out and replaced, as white hoodies, jackets, black shirts and unknown pillows and comforters lay in their place. All your stuffed toys now were aggressively scented and accompanied by larger toys you didn't recognise. Your nest, the safest place for an omega, had been thoroughly scented and 'perfected' by someone.

Your nest- your den had been marked by an Alpha. And as the realization dawned, you were broken out of your reverie by the sound of your door closing and locking. Snapping around, your eyes met with the figure of him, putting all the pieces together. You started backing away as he turned to meet you, the sickening smile on his face.

He'll make sure it would be a night you'll never forget. 

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Hope this is what you wanted! Sorry if I made any mistakes 😅

[averagesizedperson]

In like 3 to 5 years Gen Alpha is gonna try and revive 2010-2014 "YOLO SWAG" culture the same way the youngest zoomers are reviving "teh penguin of doom" lolsorandom humor from 2007. They'll buy Odd Future hoodies at extremely marked up prices on DePop, listen to Skrillex and make montage parodies, and talk about "the ratchet aesthetic" the same way people today talk about Frutiger Aero. The song "Stick Stickly" by Attack Attack! becomes something that people listen to unironically.

Slenderman will make a comeback around this time. The year after this, Little White Lies publishes an article titled "Were We Wrong About the Slender Man Movie?" leading to critical reevaluation of the once-maligned Hollywood creepypasta film. A non-binary teenager from Delaware named Squid becomes an Oscar nominee for their metafictional mockumentary about the origins of the Jeff the Killer image.

Also in the year after this, the long-forgotten "Tumblr hipster" aesthetic returns. Neo-vaporwave becomes the hot new sound on VR Chat dance clubs.

[sl1nkxy]

Can somebody send in doodle requests? I wanna draw but idk what :/

[yazthebansheek]

what type of bitch every creepypasta is💀

What type of bitch every creepypastas is💀😭

Jeff the killer - the type of bitch who will act like he’s cool but is suddenly scared when you pull out a lighter.

Slenderman - the type of bitch who acts like a mom

Ben drowned - the type of bitch who purposely annoys everyone

Sally - the type of bitch who pretends to be innocent but she’s really a little trouble maker

Puppeteer - the type of bitch who will manipulate you and than gaslight you.

Eyeless Jack - the type of bitch who would use you as a dummy for medical practice lmao

Jason the Toymaker - the type of bitch who hoards all of his belongings 

Laughing Jack - the type of bitch who makes really shitty jokes that only a few think are actually funny

Laughing Jill - the type of bitch who gives off horse girl vibes.

Nathan the nobody - the type of bitch that has way to bad anger issues

Nina the killer - the type of bitch that acts like a pick me.

Lazari - the type of bitch you would have to push off a building just to get her to move

Jane the killer - the type of bitch who makes every argument about Jeff

Ticci-Toby - the type of bitch who will cause an accident and then say “wasn’t me.” Then blame it on one of his close friends.

Masky - the type of bitch who needs to chill tf out on smoking and alcohol 

Hoodie - the type of bitch who seems really straight but he’s really gay with Masky.

Candy Pop - the type of bitch that has mood swings worse than a woman on her period.

Vine the DollMaker - the type of bitch that sits like L and will threaten you with scissors 

Lulu - the type of bitch who is really shy

Suicide Sadie - the type of bitch who will start an argument with you and then beat the shit out of you

Kagekao - the type of bitch who gives everyone ‘cutesy’ nicknames…

Trenderman - the type of bitch who will hold a whole ass photoshoot at the mansion 

Offenderman - the type of bitch who is literally, canonically, a rapist.

Splendorman - the type of bitch who isn’t actually a bitch and is just really fucking wholesome and sweet 

Nurse Ann - the type of bitch who has resting bitch face.

Papa grande - the type of bitch who acts and sounds like Caine from TADC 

Smile dog - the type of bitch who will bite you….cause why tf not?

Dr. Smiley - the type of bitch who will just randomly start manically laughing outta no where.

Hobo heart - the type of bitch who will literally steal your heart

Asylum Nancy  - the type of bitch who is way too fucking happy and hyper up all the damn time

Stripes - the type of bitch who will have a full on mental breakdown because they saw something adorable or saw a fit, beautiful woman and got jealous 

Sadiya - the type of redneck, cowgirl, western bitch.

Clockwork - the type of bitch who will punch you when she laughs

Zero - the type of bitch who always fucking brags about how cool she is.

homicidal liu since @my-jukebox reminded me!: The type of bitch that has his inner emo alpha wolf side.

[skinwalker-bratz]

How to be respected by the creeps in the slendermansion.

If you're planning to become a proxy or live in the slendermansion, you can't go there without knowing how to earn respect, in the end a good first impression is extremely important.

Don't play loud music during sleep time. (Killers need sleep too, respect their rest.)

Take a piss in the water tank. (By doing this everyone that drink the Manor's water will have a bit of you inside of them, and they'll respect you for that.)

Beat Jeff's ass. (it will show that you're not a Jeff's fangirl, which will automatically make everyone respect you.)

ring the doorbell every two minutes. (To see if that thing is working well)

Sleep at any bedroom. (everything is the same shit, everyone just use them to sleep and wake up next morning or night)

Watch your favorite series at the max volume in the TV. (everyone will know you have a nice taste and will respect you,)

Wander naked around the manor. (This will show you already feel at home and earn you respect)

shit on the side of the toilet. (You are marking territory)

Show your dick to Slenderman. (he'll see that you're a man and will automatically respect you, not just him but the whole manor)

Kick smile dog every time you see him. (Some dogs have an alpha extinct, show him who the true alpha is.)

Pull down Slenderman's pants. (he'll see you have a good sense of humor and will like you)

Steal the creeps things. (no one have the courage to do this and the creepypastas respect brave people)

When leaving for killing, pick up any weapon you see. (there's so many weapons in that manor, one less won't be missing)

Sell drugs there.

pierce everyone's condoms (the creeps are completely horn dogs, and when you do this they'll stop having sex every time and do more useful things ((such as raising children)))

[thecluelessdoctor]

spins in a swivel chair

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I HAVE A REVIEW RANT THIBG!! YK THISE THINGS I DO EVERY BLUE MOON ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN HELLUVA BOSS? YEAH! WE ARE DOING THAT?

ABOUT WHAT EXACTLY??

YUP! THIS HORRIBLE WEBTOON. I won't be talking about the creator controversy

Look I couldn't even get past the first few episodes. I had to watch summary videos that's how much I hated it.

So!!

Yeah

So using what I've learned ima. Review it.

Story first!

So it's a romance (WHY) between Nelle and of course Jeff the murderer- sorry killer. Anyway. Nelle at the beginning attempts to get a job at Arkham asylum, but isn't allowed to due to not having any experience. Nelle why is this the first thing you tried to do after getting a degree- you could be a therapist. (Wait she was a child therapis?? Oh) anyway. Nelle runs into Jeff and. Nelle gives the obvious psychopath a ride to HER home. WHAT??

Shit happened and Jeff ends up living with Nelle, and ig. They start falling in love?

Yeah.

This is written like a fanfic. You know what it reminds me of?? IT REMINDS ME OF STOLITZ!!

Which brings me to the next point

The writing/dialogue

Everything feels uncomfortable and stiff. It also feels really robotic- it's just. Not good.

Jeff is really creepy. I mean yeah he's a murderer but he calls Nelle 'kid' with the sexual tension going on and it feels weird. WHY KID. God Jeff also gives off that 'alpha male' dude vibe it was just. I'm crying. BUT THE SHOW MUSt GO ON!!

This webtoon and it's characters feel so soulless and Nelle is so obviously this adorkable self OC god.

Next part.

The art.

AUHHJJ- ITS ACTUALLY TERRIBLE- MEDIOCRE AT BEST

It looks like Vivziepop art, but at least her newer art is consistent

This also has ZERO artistic growth!!

Now I'm a young artist, and I don't normally hate on other's art but this??? It's so Incredibly painful, and it doesn't even feel like it's trying to be good

Liker here are a few panels that I read that were really inconsistent

As well as some Google images.

God

Anyway rant over

Do you friends, have some shitty canvas webtoon you want me to review?? TELL ME!! I'll probably do it lmao.

Ig I'll call this series 'Bargain comics' because it's a bargain if I will be traumatized for the rest of my days

Anyway, I'm Dotty, and I wanna die

[woesunf]

Eww now that I saw all that 2026 polar bear stuff I have to watch saiki k or something to make me not have a nightmare.

And stuff like that usually doesn’t creep me out but for some reason that stupid polar bear irks me the wrong way.

I’m too old for this… this is gen alphas Jeff the killer istg.

I’m gonna try an multi task so I can read DRK and watch saiki k, ultimate mood amplifier process

[rensworddump]

MDNI / +18 / I WILL BLOCK

info and oneshot under the cut

alpha!jeff the killer x beta!reader (fem)

word count : 2,190

pov : First Person / reader

requested

a oneshot i did the other day, requested and posted originally here. it was a lil bit rushed and my first time writing for omegaverse but hopefully you enjoy. based off the slender mansion idea, where they all live in a mansion under one roof.

          Living in a giant manor buried deep within the woods with a bunch of serial killers was interesting, especially when they were mostly alphas which lead to weird yet entertaining competitions of sorts to prove who was the best or to try and win over one of the few omegas that lived here. I wasn't interested in being turned into a prize of sorts, so I had been pretending to be a beta to keep out of it. In fact it wasn't exactly hard to convince the mansion I was a beta, especially with the heat blockers I had brought with me to the mansion. Everything was going like normal, I was lounging on my bed while reading a book and listening to the chaos downstairs until I felt a familiar tingle in my lower abdomen.

Was it really that time of the month again? I guess it was time for my heat, so I had quickly hopped up to take my suppressants before anyone could smell the pheromones emanating from me. I dug through my bag, my brows furrowing as I couldn't find the bottle of pills I desperately needed. Feeling a bit panicked now that the bottle wasn't where I left it, I hurried to the bathroom attached to my room to see if they were in there. A wave of relief flooded through me as I saw the bottle on the counter of my sink, a faint smile tugging at my lips. However, the smile soon fell as I picked up the bottle and noticed it was empty. I found myself pacing, unsure of what to do after pretending I was a beta for so long.

I knew I couldn't just leave to find more heat suppressants since I know my pheromones were growing stronger the longer I waited, and the longer I waited the less effect the pills would have anyways. Feeling like there was no other option, I would just make a nest while I was still clear headed enough to do so. As I walked back into my room, I found myself stumbling as the tingling sensation grew more and the familiar brain fog of my heat was starting to settle.

I let out a small whine, my trembling legs barely carrying me to the bed as small beads of sweat started to form on my face. Damn, I forgot how fast my heat hits me since I haven't properly gone through it since I moved here. I bury my face in my pillow, whimpering as I press my thighs together to try and suppress the slick I felt forming between my legs. A firm knock sounded at the door and made me look up from the pillow, my heightened senses allowing the person's scent to be painfully obvious. It was Jeff.

"___, you alright in there?" Jeff knocked again before letting himself into my room like he always did. "What's going on in here, I smell..."

Jeff trailed off as his nostrils flared slightly, his eyes darkening slightly with a primal lust as a deep rumble vibrates in his chest. I watched as he kicked the door closed, walking over to me and sitting on the edge of my bed. His fingers trailed down the side of my sweat sheened face, his body cool compared to my own. Instinctively I let out a low whine, his fingers providing some relief against my heated skin.

"You're an omega, huh? I knew there was something off about your scent when I met you," Jeff mumbled huskily, fingers trailing to grab my chin and make me look up at him. "Run out of suppressants, huh, ___?" Jeff leans down to the crook of my neck, inhaling deeply. "God, you smell fuckin' delicious... You could always let me help you out with this heat.."

My breathing became slightly ragged at Jeff's close proximity and his husky tone, my body instinctively reacting to his touch with a shudder. I bit my lip as I look away from his face, my eyes landing on the bulge twitching in his grey sweatpants. I knew letting Jeff fuck me would make my heat last shorter, plus, what was the harm in letting him help just once?

"F-Fuck, Jeff," I whimpered, nodding slightly at his suggestion. "Please... It's driving me crazy, I can't think straight. I just want this to be over already, it's so overwhelming..."

"Mm, you've got it, babes." Jeff said huskily as he smirked slightly. Jeff dipped his head down to the crook of my neck, planting soft kisses along the sensitive skin as his fingers slip under the fabric of my shirt to trail along my side. Goosebumps flood my skin in his wake, a soft gasp leaving my lips as Jeff grabs my shoulder and gently pushes me onto my back while still kissing along my neck.

I let my own hands trail down his body as he gently nips at my neck, my back arching and pressing my chest against his. My hand makes it to his sweats, my fingers nimbly moving along Jeff's shaft through the soft fabric and causing him to let out a low groan against my neck and buck his hips against my hand. Jeff's fingers trailed to the hem of my shirt, pulling away to take it off as he looks down at me.

"So fuckin' beautiful, baby," Jeff murmurs as he undoes the button of my jeans, sliding them down my legs. "Can't wait to claim you, body and soul," He panted out, leaning down to nip up my neck. "Gonna make you scream for me, make sure everyone knows who makes you feel good."

Jeff's one hand trailed to my back to unclasp my bra, his other moving to rub my pussy through the fabric of my panties. He planted kisses down my neck again, trailing to my chest before he removed my undone bra with his teeth and flung it to the side. His lips clasped around one of my nipples as he moved my panties to the side, his fingers getting coated in my slick as he pushes two of them into me and slowly pumps them. He swirls his tongue around my nipple before swapping to the other. I let out a low moan as a wave of pleasure shoots through me like electricity, my head falling back as Jeff's fingers stretch my walls with a scissoring motion before curling them to hit my sweet spot.

"Jeff, oh my god... Please, I want you.." I managed to pant out, my fingers tangling in his hair as he looks down at me with hungry eyes.

"Louder, baby," Jeff ordered with a low growl, his fingers picking up the pace. "If you want me so bad, beg for what you want."

"Mmphm, Jeff," I groaned, letting a louder moan fall from my lips as his fingers keep pumping in and out of my core. "I want you to fill me up, knot me, please. I'll be a good girl, fuck, I promise.."

I look away in embarrassment at how submissive and needy my words were, but Jeff growled in approval before pulling his fingers from me. I whimper at the loss of his fingers, looking back up to catch him stripping out of his t-shirt and sweatpants. Once Jeff was naked he moved me to my hands and knees, one hand resting on my lower back as the other lines his cock up with me. Pushing slowly into my tight walls, I feel him stretching me out. Jeff let's out a low moan, more akin to a growl, as he pulls back to thrust into me again with slow and deep strokes.

"Fuuuck, ___, you're so tight," Jeff praised with a groan as he leaned down to kiss my back, his one hand gripping my hip as the other holds him up. "You're taking me so well, so wet for me."

I grip the sheets beneath me as Jeff starts to pick up the pace of his thrusts, his fingers digging into my hip. The sounds of our pants and moans mingle together with the sound of skin slapping against skin, a layer of sweat forming on my body. Jeff leans down, his teeth biting down on my shoulder to keep me in place as he angled his hips to thrust up into me and brush against my g-spot. I let out a loud moan, leaning my head back against his shoulder. Jeff's hand moves from my hip, trailing up my body to my neck and gripping just enough to make it slightly harder to breathe.

"Who do you belong to, baby? Tell me who owns you." Jeff growled out, teeth still clinging to my shoulder.

"I-I belong to you, Jeff," I whimper out with a loud moan, my walls pulsing slightly as I push my hips back against his thrusts. "I'm all yours. You own me."

"That's fuckin' right. All mine, nobody else could make you feel this good," Jeff growled, his thrusts becoming sloppier as his own release drew close. "Shit, ___, hold on for me. I'm almost there, baby, gonna knot you and fill you up like you deserve."

Jeff's movement became more erratic as his cock throbbed inside me and with one final powerful thrust his knot slipped into my pussy as his thick load pumped into me. I let out a loud moan, the sensation of his hot cum flooding my walls pushing me over the edge. My body trembles beneath his as Jeff holds me up, grinding against me in attempts to prolong my high. As we sit there, tied together as we wait for his knot's swelling to go down, Jeff panted heavily and combed his fingers through my hair.

"You did such a good job, baby," He murmured softly, pressing a kiss between my shoulder blades. "You took me so well... I'll get you in the bathtub and all cleaned up as soon as I can pull out. You feelin' better, ___?"

"Mhm... Feelin' a lot better. Heat definitely won't be as intense as it would have been this week," I mutter, my brain fog slowly starting to retreat. "A bath would be lovely, thank you.."

          "Mmm, thank you for letting me help out," He chuckled lowly, the sound vibrating in his chest. "I'm glad to do it anytime. Here, let's get comfortable."

I squeak softly as Jeff carefully maneuvers the two of us to lay on our sides, rubbing my back as he whispers sweet nothings and praise to me. His other hand plays with my hair as he occasionally kisses my shoulders, the two of us just laying and catching our breaths after. After a few minutes Jeff pulled his cock from out of me, a deep sigh leaving his lips from the sensation before he got up. Jeff slipped on his grey sweats again before scooping my naked form into his arms and carrying me to my bathroom, setting me on the counter.

          As I watched him draw the bath, I could feel his cum dribble onto the counter. I didn't pay it any mind, instead looking at his fingers wiggling under the stream of water as he adjusts the temperature. Once the water was warmed up to a good point and the tub filled Jeff picked me back up and set me in the tub.

          "Made a bit of a mess on the counter, huh?" Jeff raised a brow as he walked over to the counter, grabbing a wipe to clean it off. "Let me get this cleaned up then I'll wash you up."

          I relax in the warm water as Jeff cleans the counter, feeling my muscles relax under the heat. I let out a low groan, opening one eye as I feel Jeff's hand on my back. He kisses my forehead before guiding me down to the water, wetting my hair before bringing me back up. Jeff lathers some shampoo into my hair, his fingers massaging the soap into my scalp with a surprisingly gentle touch. I let my eyes flutter closed again, leaning my head back as he rinses my hair with a cup. His fingers card through my hair, making sure to get all the shampoo out before he grabbed a washcloth and lathered body wash on it.

"Let me help you stand up," Jeff murmured softly as he helped me up, my hands resting on the wall of the bathtub to keep myself up. "There you go. You're so beautiful."

I felt a blush creep onto my cheeks, merely replying with a flustered huff which amused him. Jeff chuckled and started to wash my body, grabbing the cup from earlier and rinsing me before slipping his fingers into my core, letting his cum fall from my body. I couldn't help but let out a slightly moan, my walls twitching around his fingers.

"I'm just tryna clean you, ___," Jeff teased with a smirk, his fingers brushing against my g-spot as he pulls them out and rinses them in the water. "But if you want a round two, I can do that too..."

[sillyreaper]

homestuck it is then (it's just a parody of we didnt start the fire) (homestuck spoilers)

HELLO EVERYBODY

let me tell you about homestuck

(sick intro)

john egbert, rose lalonde

ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

jade harley, dave strider

they all play sburb and end the world

harlequin, nanna, bro

mom, dad, youth roll

grandpa, pesterchum

hella jeff and sweet bro

heat and clockwork, wind and shade

frost and frogs, light and rain

vagabond and mendicant

renegade, consorts, and denizens

skaia, 413, countdown to the reckoning

derse and prospit, carrapaces

pogo hammer, sassacre!

you can't fight the homestuck

though it's weird and random it's the greatest fandom

you cant fight the homestuck

true it's quite outrageous but it's so contagious

jasper's secret, davesprite

casey, mutie, doomed timelines

good dog, best friend

jack causes many peoples ends

black queen, nak nak

stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

robot bunnies, midnight crew

H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU? (hey coolkid, is this you?)

lil cal, babies, ectobiology

apple juice, pupa pan

nick cage, city of cans

doc scratch, snowman

i warned you bout those stairs man

godtiers, march drag, who even is this douchebag?

you can't fight the homestuck

though it's weird and random it's the greatest fandom

you cant fight the homestuck

true it's quite outrageous but it's so contagious

exploring with aradia

tavros, sollux, nepeta

terezi's nuts, karkat's a crab

gamzee's for issues with his dad

equius, feferi, kanaya the vampire fashion queen

she slices eridan in half

and vriska is a badass

shipping charts, sic fires

all the irons in the fire

buckets, squiddles, angles

all the lussi get culled

faygo, recupercoons, horrorterrors kill you

troll jegus, killer clowns

mobius double reach around

you can't fight the homestuck

though it's weird and random it's the greatest fandom

you cant fight the homestuck

true it's quite outrageous but it's so contagious

matesprits, auspistice

moirails and kismesis

betty crocker, icp

dead daves are the enemy

green sun, alpha-verse

jane, roxy, jake, and dirk

uu, princely tights

guy fieri is the antichrist

captchalogue, modus, and strife specibus

heir and knight

witch and seer

cant outrun what's already here

you can't fight the homestuck

though it's weird and random it's the greatest fandom

you cant fight the homestuck

true it's quite outrageous but it's so contagious

dreambubbles, shenanigans, all who die come back again

T1CK T0CK 8R8K HEADS

honk HONK

scary wolf heads

cue balls, magic dogs

the universe is a frog

felt mob and faeries

Lord English killed hussie

troll cops, thresh prince

dont screw with the condesce

scalemates, rap wars

blowing up the tumor

zillyhoo, shaving cream

echeladder, science beam

cascade and morse code

THIS FANDOM'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE

you cant fight the homestuck

though it's weird and random it's the greatest fandom

you cant fight the homestuck

and from now on it will go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and oonn

you can't fight the homestuck

though it's weird and random it's the greatest fandom

you cant fight the homestuck

true it's quite outrageous but it's so contagious

.magical experience

[miss-multi45]

Hello again, peeps.

I'm redoing my intro post.

Hello, I'm Cassiopeia, you can shorten that down to whatever is good for you.

I will write for these Harry Potter characters:

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Hermione Granger

Harry Potter

Ronald Weasley

Ginny Weasley

Luna Lovegood

Draco Malfoy

Cedric Diggory

I will write for these Creepypasta characters:

Jeff the Killer

Homicidal Liu and Sully

BEN_Drowned

Sally Williams

Lazari

Zalgo

Stripes

Lifeless Lucy

Ticci Toby

The Hooded Man/Hoodie

The Masked Man/Masky

X-Virus

Rouge/The Prowler and Wilson the Basher

Nurse Ann

Dr Pain

Dr Smiley

Eyeless Jack

KageKao

Jason the Toymaker

Candypop

Laughing Jack

Laughing Jill

Papa Grande de Magico

Nathan the Nobody

Clockwork

Nina the Killer

Jane Everlasting/Jane the Killer

Judge Angels

Bloody Painter

The Puppeteer

The Pianist

The Bartender 1941

Dark Link

Glitchy Red

The Cat Hunter

The Black Wolf

Frankie the Undead

The Chessmaster

Vine the Dollmaker

Kate the Chaser

Sam Williams

Zero

Emra

Suicide Sadie

The Roadwalker

Isaac Grossman

Candy Cane

April Fools

The Item Stealer

Lulu

Lily Kennent

I will write for these Call of Duty characters:

Simon 'Ghost' Riley

John 'Soap' Mactavish

John Price

König

Kim 'Horangi' Hong-jin

Alejandro Vargas

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

Rodolfo 'Rudy' Parra

Valeria Garza

Keegan P. Russ

Phillip Graves

Kate Laswell

I will write for these Lockwood and Co. characters:

Anthony Lockwood

Lucy Carlyle

Quill Kipps

George Karim

I will write for these Ghost members:

Dewdrop/Sodomizer

Swiss Army Ghoul/ Swiss

Rain

Phantom

Aether

Mountain

Cirrus

Cumulus

Aurora

Sunshine

Omega

Alpha

Ifrit

Mist

Terzo

Cardinal Copia

Any Papas

I will write for these Sleep Token members:

Vessel

II

III

IV

The Vesselettes

I will NOT write p*d*philia, zoophilia, rape, b**stiality. Or anything too gory, like, Black Christmas 2006 level gore or Terrifier level gore, because it makes me extremely uncomfortable.

I WILL write for angst, smut, fluff, crack (funny stuff), Incorrect Quotes, headcanons, scenarios, imagines (same as scenarios??), wholesome shit, and I will write matchups and create a scenario/headcanons with your oc as long as you describe them to me.

[sweet-poisoned-kisses]

Rules and Character Roster

note: out of respect for the developers whose games that i write for, this blog is strictly 18+ despite being mainly sfw. please respect that rule and understand that under 18 and no age in bio blogs will be blocked. thank you.

Sibling blog to pixels-writing

RULES

STUFF I WILL NOT WRITE

Character x Character (This is an x reader blog only!! Poly with reader is the only exception)

Smut

Alpha/Beta/Omega

Incest

Extreme romantic age gaps, regardless if both parties are over 18

Sexual assault situations

Anything about real-life people

If a character has a canon sexuality, I’d prefer not to go against it. The most I’ll bend for it is a gender-neutral reader

If I’m not sure about the gender of a character I’m going to refer to them as they/them

I’m willing to do headcanons, scenarios, and short fanfictions maybe some other stuff. Headcanon lists doesn’t really have a limit (the more characters included, the shorter the headcanons!) and scenarios will be maxed at 3 with fanfictions, obviously, at 1. Fanfictions will not be multiple chapters.

Other Things to Note:

This blog is like, self-indulgence town for me so most/all of the characters are probably going to be OOC

Please be clear on what gender/pronouns you want!! Otherwise, it’ll be gender-neutral.

I’m open to suggestions for other fandoms! I’m the kind of person to try anything at least once.

I will occasionally post things for characters that are not on my list, usually if they are from an old fandom and/or I know no one will request for them but I still wanna write for them!

If I say no, I’ll try to refer you to another blog that might say yes.

Masterlist HERE

FANDOMS I CAN WRITE FOR

Games

Boyfriend to Death 1 & 2

Sano

Akira

Strade

Ren

Rire

Vincent (I'm willing to add Farz if requested)

Lawrence

Cain

Damien

The Price of Flesh

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Till Death Do Us Part

Marcus de le Cruz

Chris King

Aria King

Jack Buchanan

Ellen Klein

My Dear Hatchet Man

Alan Orion

See Thru: Need a Friend

Friend

Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack

Sunny Day Jack

Your Boyfriend

Peter

John Doe

John

14 Days With You

Ren

DachaBo

Bo

Degrees of Lewdity

Kylar the Loner

Robin the Orphan

Slashers

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Misc. Other

Creepypasta

Jeff the Killer

Eyeless Jack

Ben Drowned

Slenderman

Splendorman

Trenderman

Offenderman

Laughing Jack

Jane the Killer

Homicidal Liu/Sully

Ticci Toby

Masky

Hoodie

[granpollapapi]

So I'm currently at work and imma be here a while and said fuck it here's my headcanon of the pastas, what their secnt would be if this was omega verse and sub gender ig

Jeff the killer:

Sub gender: Alpha

Scent: Stale cigarettes that smell when a truck or car has dust and it's like kinda nostalgic, the woods, but if there was a dead animal in it, and faintly marble from bath and body works

Eyeless Jack:

Sub gender: Alpha

Scent: That hand sanitizer in hospitals, but that good kind with moisturizer in, a little bit of aloe, that old book smell but like super old like that book as gone thru shit type old, and dove products

Jane:

Sub gender: ALPHA

Scent: Vanilla bean, like actual vanilla bean tho non of that artificial shit, and coconuts or a tropical mix but definitely a hint of coconut, there's also a faint smell of Victoria Secrets Tease on her wrists and behind her ear

Toby:

Sub gender: Beta

Scent: Worms! you know how after it rains there's that smell of worms? but it low-key smells good, generic body wash like Irish springs or dial, lavender you can't tell me that Toby isn't a lavender boy

Hoodie:

Sub Gender: Beta

Scent: leather, slight metallic but more coins, LEAVES A TON OF LEAVES, some old spice but the good kind oasis or Fiji

Masky:

Sub gender: Beta

Scent: lemon cleaning product, cigarettes, but marlbo red, some type of cologne but specifically blue water, sweat except it's the good kind where you can't help but smell

[gl1tchypyr0]

Sometimes I think about the lil aus in my head that I use as a branch between canon and fanon

Iike

I have an entire concept of BEN Drowned in my head that acts as a bridge between the canon of the arg and the fanon of the creepypasta fandom (without the gross stuff that I really don't like because that is a Child)

Like

The idea of Matt and BEN initially being friends but both are extremely insane and manipulative but Matt gets a little too power hungry so with Matt getting gone, BEN becomes the only one left to be even remotely an ass at all in world alpha

And also! I like BEN being the only one able to leave and come back into the game, so like BEN being able to at least give the others news about the outside world

And, I like him being yeah he's a sociopathic ghost that drives people insane if he sees people way too fucking happy and innocent, but also absolutely would curbstomp that company into the ground just for the audacity of trying to make more people like him and the others like "sorry Operator man, cant do shit for you right now i need to borrow Jeff and Toby for a mcfucking raid on a building where theyre trying to digitize some people for a dumbass immortality plot"

And everyone's like "yo dude, I know we're also killers but have you considered therapy?"

And he just blatantly "Rosa had me getting exposure therapy with the cuccos last night why?" Ignoring that that's not what they were suggesting

On the topic of my thoughts for the operator and the other creepypastas I have words but that's for like, another post maybe sometimes

As for the shit I don't like about cp fanon

THAT IS A CHILD WHO IS ALSO A GHOST WHY DO YALL INSIST ON HAVING HIM BE FLIRTY AND HIGH ALL THE TIME DEAR GOD-

Anyway I have my thoughts about my interpretation of BEN

[creepsmcstuffins]

Master List

Creeps as/doing

Potato Chips

Family(pt1)

Pet Names you give them v they give you

Beach Episode

Shit I said Alone

Celebrating Christmas

In the Car ft: Jeff, E.J, BEN and Toby

Among Us

Fear Headcannons

My Friends(pt1)

My Friends (pt2)

My Friends (pt3)

Celebrating Halloween

Preferred Victims

Friend Headcannons

My Brother and I

Alpha/Beta/Omega stuff

Liu/Sully

Glitchy Red

Laughing Jack

Smile.Dog

Jane

Jeff

Slender

Hoodie/Brian

Masky/Tim

A/B/O list



Creeps Babysitting

Kate The Chaser

Tim Wright (Masky)

SlenderBros

SlenderBros Meeting

5 Things They Like/Dislike

FunnyMouth

Doby (Third Base)

Ani The Wright

Sonic.EXE

Skully

The Expressionless

The Skin Taker

Hobo Heart

Kagekao

Eyeless Jack

Lily Kennett

Herobrine

Mrs. PencilNeck

Dr.Smiley

OffenderMan

Mr. WideMouth

SplendorMan

Nathan the Nobody

Momo

B.O.B

Toby

Grinny Cat

Laughing Jill

Kate the Chaser

The Doll Maker

Hoodie/Brian

Judge Angels

Papa Grande

Stripes

Jeff the Killer

Laughing Jack

Lazari

Jane the Killer

Nina the Killer

Sally

SlenderMan



Zalgo

Zalgo as a Dad

Zalgo Headcannons

Slender

Slender's Office

Slender Headcannons



Masky/Tim

s/o Headcannon

Masky Headcannons

Hoodie/Brian

Hoodie Headcannons

Eyeless Jack

with Dr.Smiley Headcannons

Eyeless Jack Headcannons

The Puppeteer

s/o Headcannons

Puppeteer Headcannons



Jason The Toymaker

s/o Headcannons

Jason the Toymaker Headcannons

Toby

Toby Headcannons

Lazari

Lazari Headcannons

Doby (Third Base)

with SlenderBros Headcannons

Third Base Headcannons

Skully

Skully Headcannons



X-Virus

Headcannons for Cody (X-Virus)



Slender Mansion Headcannons

Lily Kennett's Room

Lost Silver's Room

Puppeteer's Room

BEN's Room

Lazari's Room

Jane's Room

Hoodie/Brian's Room

Masky/Tim's Room

Hobo Heart's Room

Jason the Toymaker's Room

Sally's Room

Nina's Room

Jeff's Room

Toby's Room

Mansion Headcannons

Who Lives Where

Dr.Smiley

s/o Headcannon

with E.J Headcannon

Terrance: The Franken Pet

Dr.Smiley Headcannons 

Hobo Heart

s/o Headcannons

Hobo Heart Headcannons

Hangout Headcannons

Kate and Doby

E.J and Ani

Goggle Squad (Third Base, Toby, X-Virus)

Toby and Doby

X-Virus and Dr.Smiley

Jeff and Nina

Toby and Cody (X-Virus)

Glitchy Red and Sonic.EXE

Lily and Lazari

Bloody Painter and Jason the Toymaker

Toby and Tim

Bloody Painter and Puppeteer

Toby and Clockwork

Sally and SplendorMan

Glitchy Red and Lost Silver

Lazari and Sally

Jeff the Killer

Jeff and Smile.Dog

Random Jeff Headcannons

General Cuddling (Jeff)

Jeff Headcannons

BEN Drowned

General Cuddling(BEN)

BEN Headcannons



FunnyMouth

FunnyMouth Headcannons

My A.U. Things

Creeps Ages

About Skully being here

Marble Hornets

Child Creeps

Slender and Sally's Relationship (SlenDad)

What They Think Of the Other Creeps

Doby (Third Base)

Ani the Wright

What Jeff thinks of Nina

Sonic.EXE

Lily Kennett

What Kagekao thinks of the Mansion Crew

Grinny Cat

Liu and Sully

Papa Grande's thoughts on the Mansion Crew

Skin Taker

Herobrine

Ani the Wright

Headcannons for Ani

Creeps with The Creeps

Creeps with Jeff

Y/N with The Creeps

Y/N with BEN

Y/N Being Dumb

Y/N with Nina

Y/N with Helen

Y/N with E.J

Y/N "Pass the Salt"

Sonic.EXE

Sonic.EXE Headcannons

The Expressionless

Expressionless Headcannons

Lily Kennett

Lily Headcanons

Momo

Momo Headcannons

Laughing Jill

Laughing Jill Headcannons

The Doll Maker

Doll Maker Headcannons

Kagekao

Kagekao Headcannons

Smile.Dog

Smile.Dog Headcannons

B.O.B

B.O.B Headcannons

Papa Grande

Papa Grande Headcannon

Stripes

Stripes Headcannon

Mr.Widemouth

Mr.Widemouth Headcannons

Judge Angels

Judge Angels Headcannons

Herobrine

Herobrine headcannons

Erma

Erma Headcannons

Mrs.PencilNeck

Mrs.PencilNeck Headcannons

Kate the Chaser

Kate Headcannons

Grinny Cat

Grinny Headcannons

Zachary

Zachary Headcannons

Skin Taker

Skin Taker Headcannons

Bloody Painter

Bloody Painter Headcannons

Glitchy Red

Glitchy Red Headcannons

Lulu

Lulu Headcannons

The Rake

The Rake Headacannons

Nurse Ann

Nurse Ann Headcannons

Laughing Jack

Laughing Jack Headcannons

Clockwork

Clockwork Headcannons

Lost Silver

Lost Sliver Headcannons

Homicidal Liu

Homicidal Liu Headcannons

TrenderMan

TrenderMan Headcannons

OffenderMan

OffenderMan Headcannons

SplendorMan

SplendorMan Heeadcannons

Jane the Killer

Jane Headcannons

Seed Eater

Seed Eater Headcannons

Sally

Sally's Victims

Sally Headcannons

Nina the Killer

Nina Headcannons

Nathan the Nobody

Nathan Headcannons

[ovur]

Me at 13 looking for a self insert wwyd (what would you do) on quotev where I play 7 minutes in heaven with a tsundere vampire prince, a werewolf alpha rock star, and jeff the killer

[princeescaluswords]

Is calling Allison Argent “anything with a pulse” not being used in a misogynist context? / You tell me, Pew. Is calling and reducing Allison Argent to "Scott's dead white girlfriend" not misogynist? You are the one who used those words after all

I would usually put something like this in the trash bin, but you brought up something that I want to talk about: context.

I did say the words "Scott's dead white girlfriend" because I was expressing my displeasure with the show's writing in Apotheosis (5x20). In it, for those who might not know, Scott is fighting with The Beast, Sebastien Valet, who by sheer coincidence (something else that displeased me) shoves his claws into the back of Scott's neck, thereby seeing images of Scott's memories of Allison.

I would argue that describing Allison in Apotheosis as "Scott's dead white girlfriend" is not misogynist because, at the time, she was actually dead, she has always been white, and the memories in which she was appearing were flashbacks to romantic and emotional scenes between them. So yes, I did describe Scott's dead white girlfriend as "Scott's dead white girlfriend."

But why did I do it? Why was I disappointed by Allison's appearance in Apotheosis? Well, that's something I feel is worth talking about.

Contrary to some people's opinions, I've never been shy about talking about how the writers of Teen Wolf fed into fandom and Hollywood racism by establishing repeatedly that Scott, to be a hero, can never act in behalf of his own emotions, but must overcome adversity and pain only to be in service to others. Don't get me wrong, it's a noble characteristic, and one that makes me like Scott, but it became racist when the production veered, as it so often did, into making it mandatory, in a way they never did for any other especially white character. It seemed to me that in Season 5, the writers had characters forget that Scott didn't seek to become a werewolf, he didn't seek to become an alpha, and so had his own mother give him a speech in Status Asthmaticus (5x10) in which she told him, essentially, that he had to let people abuse him in order to be a good leader. In a similar vein, The writers had Mason say that Scott had to forgive Liam in Damnatio Memoriae (5x12). Fighting to preserve the lives that would be lost to La Bête du Gévaudan isn't enough, Scott has to let people like Stiles and Malia and Liam hurt him and the Beast himself violate him to justify his own survival.

DEAD. In keeping with that injustice, the violation of Scott's memories in Apotheosis is portrayed as a triumph. It's just another thing that Scott has to sacrifice to save people, and the writers were very eager to portray this as necessary. "Allison saved him," Stiles tells Lydia, but the truth is -- Allison is dead (at that point). She didn't save shit. Scott isn't dead, but the writers hardly care. How does Scott feel about another serial killer rooting around in his head? We'll never know. The writers put the consequences of that into Things That Are Unnecessary, such as Mason's reaction to being the host for Valet.

WHITE. We all know how hard Kira got screwed as a character in Season 5B. We know that scenes elaborating on Kira's time in the desert was cut, and the way that she was written out was flaming hot garbage, to be compounded later by the "her story was finished" crap of Season 6. Contrary to the Asshole Anon's rantings, I do pay attention to the way the production treated Kira and Arden Cho, and while I also know that Jeff Davis placed special narrative importance on Scott and Allison's relationship, the execution of Kira and Scott's relationship in 5B (especially the Cheap-Ass Green Screen scene) managed to damage the relationship for the audience in a totally unnecessary way, compounded by the fact that after 5x20, Scott never mentioned Kira again.

So yes, I was critical of how they employed Allison in Apotheosis, and I said so. If they wanted to show how powerful Scott's love for others and willingness to sacrifice they could have spent more time on how that affected Scott. The dynamics of Scott saying goodbye to Kira at Shiprock and then very next scene having him wordlessly focus on Allison (instead of letting Stiles tell Lydia about it, it should have been Scott) are just terrible. I don't think that describing how the production messed up is misogynist at all.

Indeed, one of the things I loved most about the movie is that there wasn't a hint of Scott having to justify his survival in how he treats other people, especially in how he treats Allison.