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dehemetera · 3 months

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Omg I can’t believe I am actually posting her. Pls enjoy my precious oc and her wardrobe

Below you can find all the head canons I wrote so far about her, the relationship she has with her squad and with the other significant captains/lieutenants of the Gotei 13

Mira Komamura

General head canons

‌originally from the 4th squad ( vet section) on her own request as she doesn't really like to throw hands.

was assigned to captain Komamura strict medical crew when almost no one knew about his real appearance; specifically, she was tasked with providing emotional support for Sajin's social anxiety.

‌”Captain!? How did you dare to hide that lovely snoot for such a long time?! "

yes, she was basically his emotional support puppy.

as it happens very often, Sajin grew fond for his emotional support puppy and decided to adopt her ( literally) as his brand new sister, then insisted to move her to the 7th.

western origins ( abuses this 🤌🏼 while talking ).

fav animal: humpback whale.

fav food: eats almost everything, watch your hands. Really, this girl is a few snacks away from being your best friend. But if she had to pick one, it'll probably be french fries, no dressing, just salt.

‌fav colour : cold hues in general, blue/green/ purple.

likes stars. Like a whole lot. You give her something with stars on, she's gonna love it. She hoards things with stars on it. She doodles them on everything at hand. When friends are sad, she scribbles a star on the palm of their hand.

‌" you're now under the sign of the good vibes star. You can now enjoy the rest of your day. You're welcome."

now imagine her doing this on Captain Zaraki's hand and Iba's cold sweats thinking how to tell the poor Sajin about his adopted sister's premature departure.

the good vibes star must work thou, cause Kenpachi just patted her head like she was a puppy and walked away. Iba thanked whatever god was listening at that moment.

sassy AF

sarcasm native speaker.

cracks 2.000.000 dirty jokes in between three regular words.

must focus not to drop inconvenient comments during each Captains/ lieutenant meetings.

looks like a black cat personality at the beginning.

turns into a weird dancing parrot when comfortable around someone.

has a ridiculous attention span.

world of the living connoisseur ( western side). Spent several decades studying it by living among living people.

terrible traditional swordsmanship skills.

got Jedi Lightsaber classes on Earth and actually developed a pretty efficient fighting style; ‌Iba is genuinely confused and slightly concerned about that but as long as it works...

likes to sing, not very good at that but still on the average ( usually makes silly dances while singing to underline the lyrics).

pretty skilled belly dancer ( which at some extent she uses in controlling her shikai) but definitely won't dance in public cause she's too shy for that .

very body positive about other people, excessively critic about her own body.

very good painter. She mostly paint with her hands (" advanced kindergarten art skills") but could also use sponges, pieces or paper or rags, leaves, basically everything but a brush;‌most of the times she just likes to make little silly doodles.

then she turns those doodles into stickers and spread them across the seireitei.

Byakuya Kuchiki knows the Shinigami women's association held a secret meeting in his mansion when he finds small stickers with sassy quotes around the house.

take her to the water park; She just loves it.

beach girl

just loves to hang out in the water

‌of course this is the perfect excuse for captain Hirako to make jokes about her liking to be wet

she never denied the statement. 👍🏼

excellent resistence to alcohol. Hard to get drunk.

when that does happen though, she just unleashes all the power or her sass/ sarcasm/ unhinged comments

this usually leads to pretty amusing express stand up comedy shows where she eventually ends up oversharing something she would've preferred to keep for herself

pretends not to remember anything if the topic is pointed out the day after

About the 7th squad

she was gladly welcomed as lieutenant by almost all the soldiers due to her sincere support towards former Captain Komamura

Those affectionate soldiers appreciate her chill attitude prone to jokes and fun as a good balance to Iba’s serious demeanour

She introduced music during workouts and trainings. Music from the west, of course

Now witness the fierce 7th brigade soldiers casually humming Bad Romance while doing their daily chores.

Since Mira’s office is the coziest and most decorated once, Iba started throwing Shinigami Men’s Association meetings inthere

For Iba’s birthday, Mira decided to gift him a new HQ for his meetings by renovating an old, unused warehouse in the barracks, asking Ikkaku some help to edible and renovate the old furniture

Connections

Sajin Komamura : regardless of his full on canine appearance he is still officially her brother by previous adoption. Mira still takes good care of him, she has the most luxurious dog bed in her office for him to stop by. She also got him one of those speaking buttons board humans give their dogs to communicate.

Tetsuzaemon Iba : is definitely like a dad. All of their interactions have the warm yet bickering feeling of a father/daughter dynamic, including: communication issues, dad being jealous and over protective of his precious daughter when men buzz around, not understanding slangs. Mira signed up for Iba’s fan club to show support to her dad.

Shunsui Kyoraku : calls her Mira-chan and likes to invite her to drink together. He pays great attention to her drunken monologues as they’re usually pretty straightforward and accurate analysis of the current state of the Seireitei. He definitely trusts her guts and intuition in picking up the overall morale of the squads. Mira also signed up for his fan club ‘cause he’s the big boss and deserves support. Nanao Ise firmly oppose this.

Rose Otoribashi: is the only one whom has ever seen Mira dance. They sometime shares music afternoons with Rose playing music and her using it to practice her dance. They have a very respectful and delicate bond revolving on mutual arts appreciation.

Izuru Kira: it took them some time to get along due to Kira being really private person. Now they’re kinda cool about each other and Mira often tries to cheer him up telling him the whole hole in the chest thing is metal AF.

Shinji Hirako: this man bribed Mira in joining his fan club by offering her a bag of weed infused gummy bears. It worked. They operate at the highest level of shenanigans and communicate almost exclusively by flirting. Bombastic side eyes darting across the captain’s council room during meetings when they know the other one would be just about dropping the sassiest sh*t that would cost them the career. Regularly hangs out together both in the Soul Society and on Earth. Part of their flirt jokes revolves around the fact they would gladly date each other (but never actually did that).

Momo Hinamori: was the first to show Mira support when she was promoted to lieutenant. Therefore, Mira loves this girl and brings her gifts, treats and loves spending time together for a tea time. They share a heavy betrayal trauma and do their best to support each other in their healing journey.

Renji & Rukia: if Iba is her dad, Renji is her bro and Rukia is the sister in law you actually like more than your own brother. The three of them have a weekly “world of the living pop culture” themed night to binge watch series and movie marathons. Burping competitions between Mira and Renji are mandatory and Rukia is the judge.

Matsumoto Ranjiku: these two can love and hate each other depending on the mood and the topic. Sometimes they look like besties laughing together and mutually complimenting , ten minutes later they’re fighting over something, usually Matsumoto habit of exploiting men using her beauty.

Kenpachi Zaraki: these two really get along for reasons. Mira actually feels safe around him cause who would ever dare to fuck around close to him? She also thinks he’s illegally hot but never dared to voice that, not she would ever try to approach him with intentions. She just likes to fantasize about that amazing mass of wonder. On Kenpachi’s side, he likes to have a new brat messing around him without being scared, it feels heartwarming and nostalgic, sometimes feeds her the same candies he used to buy for Yachiru. Since Mira’s birthday is right after Kenpachi’s, she usually shows up at the 11th barracks with a cake to share to celebrate both their birthdays.

Ikkaku Madarame: for the better time they’ve been knowing each other, he just passively tolerated her, enjoying her little shows from time to time but never payed too much attention to the new lieutenant of the 7th squad. Then Mira came to ask his help in renovating the warehouse for Iba’s birthday gift and since the process took quite some time, they had the chance to spend time together, getting to know each other during those long crafty nights of recycling furniture. He is now heavily crushing on her and gets a little shaky and mildly flustered when she’s around, with Yumichika largest amusement. Mira has always appreciated her fellow colleague and was glad to have the chance to build up some kind of relationship with him but she’s genuinely confused by his friendly yet shifty and sometimes awkward behaviour towards her (she’s not good in getting the hint).

Yumichika Ayasegawa: oh the tea they spill. They don’t meet very often but when they do the amount of information they share can compete with the finest Seieitei’s intelligence. Sometimes they go shopping together. Yumichika tries his best to create opportunities for Ikkaku to be there when Mira comes over.

If you managed to read this far, thank you 💕

Some captains/ lieutenants are missing to the list but I already have them written, maybe I will add them in some future post.

Definitely expect more drawings about Mira’s adventures. I have more on the making (like about her zampakuto and other stuff.

I hope you enjoyed this little piece of my imagination,

✨comments, reblogs and likes are appreciated ✨

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nonsensefromtheabyss · 3 days

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Hello! I have put together the Riddle School- Good Ending AU a bit more and decided to share some things since you were interested! I wanted to have a bit of a different take on the aliens and for fun decided to make them the 'good guys'. I kept the military idea the fandom adopted since I loved it and went a step further to make them the best of their respective branches therefore prime targets in the war. Diz was a fighter pilot, Viz was a captain and Quiz a lead cartographer. They were chased out of their solar system by the enemy their planet was at war with (Viz lost an eye, Diz his lower arms) and now have to help build this 'Cryobeam' that could land a good enough hit on the enemy to bring an advantage to their losing side. All whilst they are also constantly pressed by time and their superiors.

The three took refugee on Earth where Phil happened to spot them stealing from a local store. They took him and later on his friends when they tried to find him, since the Vizion crew knew it would be dangerous if their enemy was around and found out these kids knew of them. Diz is not a traitor in this story, Quiz does not run off to play principal and Viz does not die. Some game events play out differently.

Kids living on a spaceship, shenanigans ensue later on. From games of hide and seek with Phil getting stuck in a vent, truth or dare near a lava pit, Viz saves Smiley from a bunch of boys bulling her and trying to steal her wig, Zack challenging Viz and Diz to a match of football, Smiley and the boys cooking dinner with Diz, Zack and Phred having Quiz play a horror game, Smiley and Quiz playing wingmen for Diz and Viz (it started as a crackship, I don't know how it got here), etc. Also another change to the canon. I didn't make Smiley magically grow hair instead that is a wig and she has alopecia areata.

Basically, three military dudes who have forgotten what it was like to live life adopt four rambunctious children that shake up their entire operation. If you want to know anything more about it please let me know! I'd love to share!

Omg! This is so very cool!! Sorry I’m so late; I must have clicked on the notification at some point and meant to reply later, then forgot all about actually doing it because I had thought about it and there was now no notification. Regardless, it was amazing when I read it the first time and it still hits now! Thanks for messaging me about it!

I must know who wins the football game. Don’t know why that line in particular is standing out to me so much (I don’t even like football) but I must know. Truth or dare near the lava pit also intrigues me; what dares involve the lava pit? (Don’t know about you, but I had at least one friend who would probably dare you to throw your shoes or some shit in there XD)

The whole concept of the AU is brilliant! It’s kinda giving gravity falls with the whole ‘inexplicable and possibly violent happenings occurring while school children hang out with cryptids’ (I fell back into that bottomless pit recently so maybe that’s just me conflating things, but it’s a good vibe! Anything that makes me think of gravity falls is a win.)

I love love love your ideas for a softer portrayal with the aliens; it’s kinda hilarious to me that they might have just yoinked the children with barely half a plan and now they’re stuck babysitting for the good of the mission. The villain decay from Ambiguous Threat to Bonus Uncles is immaculate. Headquarters is phoning in to find out how weapon testing is going only to find all three of their best soldiers losing at smash bros, rip

(Oh god, don't get me started on Viz and Diz as a crack ship. Every. single. time I write them they get more divorced and I... do not know how they're doing it. I am staring at them in incomprehension. 'You’re not a couple? You’ve literally never been a couple?? I wrote your species to have no concept of marriage, how the fuck did you get divorced???' They have yet to answer me; they’re too busy missing each other while stood in the same room.)

Questions! What do the aliens do about the kids parents in this? (Super curious about this one cause it was something I never considered until I started writing the Kidnapping Phil scene and fell into the plot hole face first.) Are the enemy forces on Earth as well? Do the kids get tangled up in the Everything, or do they successfully avoid that fate in exchange for low-risk shenanigans? I remember you had a few OCs you talked about last time; are they still part of it? Do you think you’ll write it out as prose or did you have something else in mind? What are the aliens like in your story and (because I found this one fun to answer!) who’s your favourite?

Thanks again for sharing!

#riddle school aliens #riddle school #other people’s art

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starry-skies-116 · 1 year

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My AU Synopsis for the main trio + June and Fowler: Jackson Darby: 16 yrs. Neurodivergent, Intersex ADHD Queer Black Pakistani-American kid from Brooklyn when he moved to Jasper Nevada at five, socially ostracized. bi as FUCK and not even subtle about it. dead father at seven lost due to illness and is being raised by his single mother June has a little drone friend named Emily for max gay adventurer scientist chaos energy. Huge fan of a show called Celestial Odyssey, side passion for music and gaming (bonds with Raf over it). Gains way too many parental figures over the course of the series. Hacked into the Pentagon at ten years old on a dare.

Miko Nakadai: 16 yrs. Heir apparent to Nakadai Industries. Short petite Japanese-American jock girl with slightly toned muscles that can actually send you to the gulag if you fought her. Was in multiple sports clubs and took Shaolin classes. Youngest daughter of a rich family of three other siblings and a lot of extended family back in Japan with a controlling immigrant businessman father, mood disorder af while dealing with the aftermath of generational trauma and a dysfunctional family. Has two older siblings that are both twins, older sister is Himeko and older brother is Sora. Himeko and Sora are both 18. Is the champion of multiple street brawls. Has gotten into many street-fights and fights at school. Secretly a nerd too, so it makes sense that she'd fall for the nerd.

Rafael Esquivel: 12 yrs. White, Italian-Cuban American, from a huge family. Basically near-blind without his glasses. Skipped a couple of grades due to his talents in IT and hacking, and regrets it immensely now due to the burnt-out gifted kid spiral that he's going through. goes to the same high school as Jackson and Miko, and nobody takes him or his decisions seriously since he's younger than the rest. being the youngest is hard honestly-

June Darby: 37 yrs. African American woman, passed down her broader and curvier physique to her intersex son (of whom's also genderqueer and bi as FUCK omg). M-spec, male-leaning. Learns about the Autobots later on and about the work her son does and the wonderful family and life he's building for himself, and instantly allies herself with them the moment she does. Quit her big-shot engineer job and became a mechanic just to be able to be home take care of her son. automatically adopts everyone else. best friends with Optimus Prime and Fowler naturally. she'd give the sun and moon and stars and universe and galaxies and planets and nebulas and black holes and MORE for her babies and our blood and all of us LIVE to see it. Closeted nerd and neurodivergent as well. (oh and btw Mama Darby once called Team Prime a more affectionate/familial nickname in French and the familial love +2 modifier was too much for them once their processors translated it and they understood what it and the connotations meant. Bumblebee was trying so hard not to break out into tears while Arcee was struggling to hold back a smile)

William Fowler: 35-37 yrs. Black American. Grew up in Detroit. Knew Jackson's father from his time in the army- they were both best friends. FBI agent and government personnel. Stern and no-nonsense authority figure at first, strict yet disciplined, takes it upon himself to be one of many Jackson's 'older sibling' figures that he gains. he and the kids both fight a lot but they are literally a package deal so do not separate anyways. HUGE cat-person, bonds with Miko over it. Actually really likes Emily because the drone behaves like an affectionate and excited puppy who's just happy to be there. He and June work together from the time she finds out the 'truth' to co-parent her son and his friends and to support them and the Autobots in all of their missions.

#transformers #transformers au #transformers reboot au #tfp #transformers prime #tfp au #jackson darby #miko nakadai #rafael esquivel #raf esquivel #jack darby #june darby #agent fowler #william fowler #optimus prime #tfp optimus prime

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free-for-all-fics · 2 months

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omg i am in love with cat hollenius and you COOKED with those ideas! i was the same anon who sent them in and i’m glad you liked what my brain thought of haha! i have more if you’d like to hear them - a little au of sorts

so he’s not your cat in this au but one belonging to christine radcliffe who’s had him for four years and they adore each other until she brings her stupid loser boyfriend (a cellist, basic scum of the earth 😡) into the house and his whole world is upside down :(( he tries everything - clawing, biting, yowling, the works to get him to leave the house but nothing works

eventually, she gives him up because of his increased violent behavior (and her boyfriend is allergic womp womp) and surrenders him to a shelter, leaving him to resolve to never love again. he knows he’s not a cute kitten anymore but that’s not the point, everyone’s beneath him anyway 😤)

the shelter workers try to make him at home (they’re just making due but he’s asking why he’s not being fed top-grade woodcock or nice large brook trouts[not too large and from a good stream] and being treated like the emperor he is) but they have to keep him away from the other pets at the shelter since he’ll claw them to death for even breathing on HIS blanket

enter you, who’s lonely and wants a little company in the form of a little furry friend

the workers try to avert your attention away from the surly ball of chub who’s glaring at you, curled up in a loaf as he sizes you up like the little mouse you are and they try to distract you with a new litter of kittens or excited little puppies who need a home, or at least a foster family

but no, you want him.

they warn you he’s far too old and irritable to be in a multi-pet house but you live and work from home, isn’t that nice? you can spend ALL your time with him, giving him the attention he deserves.

he watches you with eyes that don’t revel anything but you sense something beneath all those layers of blubber - is it a still beating heart?

i am offering my humble words to you and i have tons more thoughts if you’d like to hear them! 🫶

also - what type of cat do you think he is? :3

Yesssss I love ALL of this!! Please keep sharing these cat thoughts! I’ve been having writer’s block and this is making me happy 😁💛🐱

The AUDACITY of this INFERIOR MAN THING to come into HIS house, steal HIS human woman, and for her to BETRAY him and choose so so wrong??? Before he was taken away to be put up for adoption, he definitely peed or shat on everything of Karel’s that he could get his paws on. Clothes, Cello case, everything. And that was the last straw for Christine.

- How convenient you live alone and work from home!! But if it’s modern day he’d absolutely be heard or seen meowing and making a ruckus in the background of your Zoom or Skype call.

- He’s an antisocial grump who spends most of his time in a random spot of your living space that he decided he likes the most for some reason and you don’t see him except when he comes out to eat. It takes a lot of time and patience to get him to warm up to you and accept any form of play or physical affection, but once he does, he’s VERY touchy.

- Will meow at you or put his paw on you to let you know he wants pets. Will make biscuits on your body. Will paw at you or bonk his head against your arm repeatedly if you dare stop petting him before he’s had his fill.

- May or may not be smart enough to recognize his own reflection in the mirror. Might mistake it for another cat and puff up and hiss at himself or be like Narcissus and unable to look away from his reflection.

- If it’s modern day and you get a tattoo of his portrait he’d look at it and either not realize it’s him and try to lick it off your skin or get an even bigger ego knowing that he means so much to you that you’d get his face permanently on your skin. If you have tattoos at all, he’d think it’s dirt or a wound and he needs to lick it! Don’t let him do this if it’s a fresh or healing tattoo. He’d be so salty about not getting to lay in your arms because you can’t get cat hair on your fresh ink.

- As for what breed he’d be, I have no idea! I’m not very knowledgeable about cat breeds. I don’t have any pets myself and just live vicariously through my friends’ pets haha. But if you have a thought about what breed you think he’d be, let me know!

#anonymous asks #anonymous #thank you nonnie #nonnie <3 #i appreciate you

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hopperdeservedbetter · 2 years

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Beauty-Beast family headcanons

Besties, I’ve been ruminating about Rosabella and her family for a year now, so here’s what I’ve come up with:

Rosabella most definitely has siblings, I have very little proof but no doubts.

You know how in the original story, the Beauty is the youngest of 13, and the siblings actually play an important part in the story? Well, in order to fulfill her destiny she needs to have siblings, older ones too.

But on that note, I don’t think her parents had more than one kid just to fill in the parts for the story, nonono, they know better than that. They just struck me as the kind of couple that would want to have lots of kids to raise, love and whatnot. The fact that their kids have a roll to play in a story is very secondary to them, if not even tertiary, bottom of the priority list.

This leads me to my second point: their kingdom’s succession system.

I’m very into the idea that Destiny Laws (mentioned in Rosabella’s doll diary) control a huge portion of Ever After’s societal norms to maintain an order that would allow stories to be retold as accurate as possible.

So, this would mean that in Rosabella’s kingdom, the heir to the throne is the elder son (who would inherit the role of The Beast) or the youngest daughter (who would inherit the role of The Beauty). This is by law, of course, and we know Ever After is a very traditional and conservative society that would never allow to have a girl be a beast, god forbid. And if you’re nb you’re doomed, I’m sorry :(.

This has some very interesting consequences:

1. Beauty and the Beast did not choose for their kids to have ‘Beauty’ as their last name, bc their heir was going to play that role. No, they did it bc of all the stigma that would surround their kids to be associated with the Beast family (I headcanon the previous beast to be an abusive dipshit that almost drowned their kingdom, so everyone just asumes Rosa’s father is the same). It did not prevent them from getting at least a little bullied, tho.

2. They didn’t have the destiny talk with their kids until they definitely decided to stop having children, so Rosa and her siblings’ formative years were free of the pressure that comes with destiny.

3. Because of that, the Beauty-Beast siblings are quite close. They never had dumb rivalries based on who got the better destiny growing up. This, despite knowing one of them would eventually be the heir to the throne - their parents were very adamant on treating them equally.

Anyways, it’s safe to say I’m very frustrated with her wasted potential,,

#ever after high #rosabella beauty #beauty and the beast #eah beauty and the beast #i just wanted to get this off my chest #also the whole family having beast traits go brr #also also them basically adopting daring omg #also also also imagine the angst #i could talk abt it for hours

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ihavenocarinsurance · 2 years

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How they would react to you coming out to them

CHARACTERS: Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan + Konan (bonus)

GENRE: fluff/comfort ig?

READER: genderneutral (if I messed it up lmk)

CONTEXT: platonic relationship (friendship)

WARNINGS: none, just wholesome times

EXTRA INFO: this has been laying around in my drafts since last year omg- since I don't proof read any of my work just lmk if I slipped up on the pronouns or smth bc I do prefer writing genderneutral stuff ya know?

Deidara

Tbh he strikes me as a quite empathetic and definitely open-minded guy

so if you were to cry when coming out to him out of fear he'd try to calm you down first

he'd constantly remind you that there is nothing wrong with you while hugging you

high key soft moment

would fight anyone who even looked at you the wrong way

If you weren't comfortable with coming out to anyone else, he'd take this very seriously and not tell anyone

matching jewellery. I don't make the rules🤠

to make it short; he'd assure you that there is nothing for you to worry abt and that he still loves you; 10/10

Sasori

damn i love this man sm pls gsgssgsgg

ok so this bastard

you could be balling your eyes out simply out of fear of this reaction and he'd just be like

"ok and what do you want me to do abt that?"

are we surprised that he has an empathy level if approximately -56? No? ok-

so while I can assure you that he wouldn't avoid or hate you or anything like that, this man will just not be feeling it

but if you tell him to keep it a secret,mans will stfu

even tho you won't even have to worry about a thing concerning that he will kill everyone who dares to disrespect you

even before you came out he had the habit of getting you souvenirs from his missions and basically got you anything that reminded him of you

that being said; expect souvenir with your specific lgbtq+ flag colours

Kakuzu

Just like Sasori, he doesn't make a huge deal out of it

Instead he'll just treat it as any other matter/secret you have shared

while he won't buy you shit bc capitalism is a bitch you'll definitely catch him asking questions about you and your identity, and the lgbtq+ history

no he ain't paying for therapy😔

he listens to your answers to his questions in an attentive manner bc he genuinely cares about you and does appreciate you

he just doesn't express his love and gratitude for you in forms of words but instead conveys his feelings in forms of actions

Hidan

lost

he'd be so confused and wouldn't even say anything at first- which might make some of us quite nervous, high key expecting the worst

not a single trace of hatered or judgement

just confusion

just like kakuzu he'd definitely ask tons of questions aswell and you can tell that he is doing his best and taking your identity at heart

so your secret is safe

if it should ever change- c0nfusion part two

He'd also be part of the "I will protect my friend at all cost, look at them funny and I will break your face"-club

Itachi

congratz: you just adopted a supportive older brother

he knows how some things can be hard and he wouldn't take it personally if you'd approach him in an anxious manner

he'd make sure to let yk that his love for you was unconditional

but since he does have to keep his initial plan in mind so he'd tell Kisame to look after you

dedicated to learning more about your identity but he's scared to make a mistake or make you feel uncomfortable

he wouldn't exactly go off on someone who disrespected you but he would not hesitate from letting the culprit suffer in a long and tiring genjutsu either

Kisame

This man probably already knew considering how observant he can be

and if there is anyone who can truly understand the internal struggle of ones self it's Kisame

so expect tons of comfort when first coming out to him in forms of hugs and words of affirmation

"Come on, Y/N, there is truly nothing for you to worry about"

he just wants to offer you the safety and comfort that he seeked back then

I don't need to mention how loyal he is ig

Samehada being your nr 2 ally uwu

Bonus: Konan

While she does seem disinterested most of the time, Konan will do anything for people she loves and for what she believes is right

That being said, she loves you nevertheless

like she is generally speaking not the type to go bs and say that its wrong or whatever

she loves you and values you

she fears losing you just as much as you fear losing her

she strikes me as smn who'd also make sure that others around y'all are staying in their lanes

#akatsuki headcanons #naruto shippuden #akatsuki x reader #deidara x reader #sasori x reader #hidan x reader #kakuzu x reader #itachi x reader #kisame x reader #konan x reader #the good shit

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makeste · 3 years

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BnHA 326: What’s up Kids, It’s Me, Your Old Pal Stain

Previously on BnHA: Ochako shamed the U.A. Clown Mob into letting Deku go back inside his own fucking school by giving them an hour-long speech about how not to be humongous dickheads. Kouta and Gigantic Fox Lady saved the manga by being the only ones brave enough to give Deku a hug. Shouto was all “man, all this togetherness sure does remind me of that promise you made that we would handle Touya together which you immediately bailed on, doesn’t it, Dad.” Aizawa was all, “for the one and a half people out there who thought that my losing an eye and a leg might actually make me less sexy, I’m very happy to prove you wrong.” All Might was all, “[standing outside the U.A. fortress alone in the rain talking to someone or something??].” Like seriously, what was up with that though.

Today on BnHA: All Might is all “here I am in Kamino having a belated mid-life crisis because Deku abandoned me and I’m a terrible mentor and everything sucks and I hate myself.” Stain is all, “don’t make me come over there and give you a ten page speech about why you’re still the goat while menacingly holding you at swordpoint the entire time” because idk if you knew this guys, but Stain is pretty crazy actually. Anyway so he does that, and then All Might gets all emotional, and then the lady from chapter 92 shows up and gives All Might’s statue an encouraging pep talk, and then Horikoshi is all “and it even stopped raining lol can you believe this shit I’m not even a little bit subtle,” and he really isn’t. But I still got emotional anyway, because seeing people reassure All Might that everything he’s struggled for his entire life hasn’t been in vain just got to me okay. Horikoshi knows I am weak to the All Might feels and he just goes for the jugular every time, that bastard.

lmao. “in the neverending downpour, All Might is...” yeah, thank you, glad we’re getting right to that then

“All Might is driving 95 mph in his busted ass car in the pouring rain, is what he’s doing.” huh

so basically a day or two after his adopted child refused to accept the handmade bento that he packed with love, my man is out here acting like he’s got nothing to live for anymore. this sure bodes well for certain prophecies on which the clock is still ominously ticking down

his fucking face though omg. is it weird that I’m kind of hoping more people ambush him just because I think it’d be funny to see them get their asses kicked like the last bunch

(ETA: or maybe he will just stand there openly not giving a fuck and basically daring them to stab him!! get it together please All Might.)

side note, “anti-hero supporters” is such a strange way of saying “people who hate heroes”, which I’m assuming is what they actually wanted to say?? this makes it sound like it’s a group that really loves antiheroes. “these Hannibal stans have been a real menace lately. time to go deal with them”

ha ha ha, fucking ouch

are you really gonna do it Horikoshi you bastard. are you really going to let that be the final encounter between the two characters whose relationship you once described as the vertical axis of the entire fucking story. are you really gonna?? huh??

huh

you’re telling me you were driving 112 mph and you still didn’t get there in time. you’re losing your touch old man. lol Todo’s ice is almost fully melted already, how late were you

(ETA: so apparently this is taking place after the end of chapter 325, meaning he went to U.A., hung out for a bit, saw the kids come back with his bedraggled half-dead protégé in tow, watched as they shamed the civilians into some long-overdue character development, and then was all “welp, time to go argue with the hero-hating faction or something because I’m feeling useless.” and Edge just let him go, just like that. though to be fair I have to imagine it’s pretty hard to say no to All Fucking Might.)

also belated lol at the fact that the kids were all “yeahhhhhhh we are definitely not gonna touch that thing, let’s just leave it here, he doesn’t need it anyway.” probably the right call to make since they couldn’t get a hazmat team on such short notice

fuck. ha ha ha fucking ouch part two

All Might please put that thing down before you get gangrene. also yeah, you dropped the ball, good for you to acknowledge it. nobody’s perfect and you did your best. but yeah you could have handled a lot of things completely differently. but I still love you

is Horikoshi really putting this flashback here. are you serious. what kind of fucking sadist

look, I swear I’m not one of those people that runs up and down the street shouting “DEATH FLAG!!” at every third panel lol. but this shit screamed Death Flag when we originally got it, and it’s screaming DEATH FLAG!!! even more now. like with the capital letters and exclamation marks and all. and that’s just a fact. I don’t like it but that’s how it is

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“DID YOU READ THE SIGN??!” Horikoshi asks while zooming in maniacally because he thinks we’re blind or something. lol what

-- though actually, it only just occurred to me that this sign is actually written in English. I never really paid attention up until now and had been assuming it was written in Japanese and translated by the scanlators, but the writing here is clearly part of the original image. anyway so maybe that’s why he’s zooming in?? just to make sure everybody pays attention lol

okay fuck this

see, this is the whole problem right here. once again All Might is all on his own. Deku’s self-destructive angst spiral was fortunately brought to a grinding halt because he actually has support from his friends and family and teachers and classmates. but All Might never had that same kind of support, and it’s made all the difference between the two of them, and not in a good way. Katsuki wasn’t wrong when he said All Might and Deku were both cut from the same cloth. but now when it’s All Might’s turn to go all “I WALK A LONELY ROAD~~” once again, there’s nobody in sight

just, after forty plus years of him carrying this torch, I just wish someone would finally come along to let him know he doesn’t have to. all those things that he wanted to say to Deku are also things that he needs and deserves to hear himself. Aizawa was making a little progress there, but now he’s got his sad zombie cloud boyfriend situation to deal with, and we can’t expect him and his perfect hair to solve all our problems. someone else has gotta step up

oh my god

“you rang?” never mind I take it all back sob

omg why am I laughing. shit

this man truly has the best PR game in the series. we were truly convinced he was gonna suddenly become a good guy and defend All Might against the other villains or some nonsense. as if this wasn’t the same man who decided on a whim that Iida Tensei deserved to be paralyzed, and that his fifteen-year-old brother deserved to die for daring to be upset about it

lol even All Might is all “I genuinely never saw this coming” lmao

just want to say, for the record, I have always harbored a very sensible hatred toward Stain. feeling very vindicated right now. good job Past Me

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STAIN: heard you talking shit old man

ME: smh that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking Stain

STAIN: how dare you talk about All Might that way

ME: gljfljgk

(ETA: in hindsight I have no idea how I didn’t clue in sooner that he didn’t recognize him -- or, well, ~didn’t recognize~ him, to be more accurate lol. I think it was the whole “is that a slight against the heroes?” thing that threw me. Viz’s translation makes it much clearer that he’s offended on behalf of All Might specifically, not heroes in general. anyways.)

sob. so All Might is all “yeah I don’t blame you for not recognizing me in this sweet leather jacket”

good thing he still knows how to do this party trick

A+ reflexes on Stain’s part presumably pulling the sword back a few inches to keep this dumbass from impaling himself with his whole pufferfish routine. can you imagine if that was the gruesome death Nighteye foresaw. and he was just too embarrassed to say anything

lol anyways guess I was wrong about Stain everyone

way to fucking go, Past Me. you really biffed this one

oh wait

Stain sure is one wacky rollercoaster ride

oh fuck me lol I forgot how much I did not miss this

(ETA: “this here is the sacred ground where All Might gave up the last of his power and turned into a shriveled old man!! please ignore the part where I admit to knowing all about that, and yet pretend not to recognize said man when he’s standing two feet in front of me.”)

Past Me, I know we’ve had our ups and downs these past ninety seconds, but I’m really starting to think you were on to something. this dude has always been kind of insufferable. always acting like his high horse is a fucking giraffe when it’s actually a Shetland pony

dammit now he’s got All Might going off on a depressed monologue

oh my god my heart

shit

why the fuck does that hit so hard. he became a hero because he couldn’t bear to just sit back and let bad things happen to people who didn’t deserve it. I mean that’s basically the same as every hero ever, right? so why does it still hit so fucking hard every single time though. what is it about seeing someone so determined to stand up for other people and fight on their behalf. it just never loses its impact no matter how many times I see that determination mirrored in so many of my favorite characters

“I wanted to make the world a better place.” omg. but you did, though. like seriously, I feel like people are always dogging on him for not being 100% perfect, and fandom really doesn’t give him enough credit for everything he still managed to accomplish. this man came of age at a time when Japan was by all accounts a total shitshow, and singlehandedly managed to bring about an era of peace that lasted for four fucking decades. can you imagine having peace for that long?? that’s longer than I’ve been alive. shit

and he gave people hope. he inspired them and protected them and made them feel safe. and no, he couldn’t save everyone, because he’s only one fucking dude (and also because the whole time AFO was also out there desperately working to undermine him so that he could keep preaching his narrative of “heroes are bad actually”). but you know what he did do, is inspire multiple new generations of heroes who, if they can all manage to work together, will finally be able to accomplish everything he never could

so yeah. forty years of peace, and inspired the “that’s how we all became the greatest heroes” generation -- that’s a fucking win in my book. talk about having a net positive impact on the world. lol anyways now I’m all fired up and ready to fight anyone who tries to talk any shit about you, All Might

“but what if I talk shit about myself” okay listen up All Might I’m gonna need you to try just a little bit harder to work with me here okay. please calm down and stop blaming yourself for every single bad thing that’s ever happened in the world. do you remember that time Bakugou was blaming himself for Kamino, and you gave him a hug and told him it wasn’t his fault, and that he was only a boy, and that even though he was strong, even strong people can struggle with the burdens they place on themselves, and that you were sorry for not seeing that earlier? do you remember all of that? that’s what I want someone to tell you too, dammit. anyway please stop breaking my heart please and thanks

wtf

are you dead All Might

I don’t even have the slightest idea what’s happening lol

oh snap did he grab him so they could hide??

hold the fucking phone. don’t tell me this person in the background with the umbrella is here to actually do something decent??

oh my godddd

and here come the feels. oh boy. okay don’t mind me, I’m just gonna sit here sobbing over this fictional lady and her simple act of kindness in this weekly shounen manga that I care about way too much

FUCKING DAMMIT AND HERE’S A SECOND HELPING

DON’T MIND ME, I’M JUST GETTING DISPROPORTIONATELY EMOTIONAL OVER THIS WOMAN’S DETERMINATION TO HONOR A MAN WHO SACRIFICED EVERYTHING TO SAVE HER AND COUNTLESS OTHERS. I’M JUST HAVING SOME FEELS OVER HERE ABOUT HER HEARTFELT, DOESN’T-EVEN-KNOW-ANYONE-ELSE-IS-WATCHING FEELINGS OF GRATITUDE THAT COMPELLED HER TO COME OUT HERE AND MAKE THIS SMALL BUT POWERFUL GESTURE. I’M JUST OUT HERE GETTING ALL PROFOUNDLY WORKED UP ABOUT STATUE MAINTENANCE AND THE HUMAN RACE. NEVER MIND. JUST IGNORE ME AND CARRY ON

holy shit. I was not even remotely prepared. you can’t just do that to me. you can’t just leave all these death flags on my lawn and then suddenly shift gears to show me the best of humanity in a chapter where I was expecting the worst. that fucks a person up lol

OH ARE WE STILL GOING

my heart. you see that, All Might. your legacy is so much more powerful and meaningful than you think

...has. has Stain actually been giving All Might a pep talk this entire time

I give up lol. this dude is a fucking enigma

YAYYY

it may just be a metaphor panel, but I’ll take it lol. I missed them. nice to see the traffic light trio front and off-center. I know the whole “this is the story of how we all became the greatest heroes” thing had left some questioning whether certain characters would continue to play a central role in the narrative, and hopefully this will help to ease those concerns just a bit

anyway, so idk if it’s getting a bit chilly down there in hell, but damned if Stain didn’t just give an actual decent fucking speech

I have to say, earlier when I was whining about All Might not having a support squad, I really was not expecting Stain to be the one to come over and pat his head and reassure him that he made the world a better place

-- okay LISTEN

YOU CAN’T JUST COME INTO MY HOUSE AND HIT ME WITH THOSE ALL MIGHT TEARS AGAIN GODDAMMIT THIS ISN’T FAIR. my god. first 317 and now this

holy fucking shit

“I’m just gonna pretend like I haven’t been stalking him for two days and didn’t see the entire Deku bentogate thing go down, and then I’ll give him the whole big speech that I rehearsed, and then I’ll turn around and be all ‘BUT IF YOU’RE A TRUE HERO’, and then I’ll toss him the super-secret AFO wifi password that I stole from Tartarus. god I’m such a badass. fucking give myself chills”

so basically what you’re telling me is that this whole time my “what’s up kids” characterization of Stain from this shitpost has actually been 100% accurate. just want to make sure I’m understanding this right. okay then

“and then I’ll dramatically spin around and be all NOW COME KILL ME BITCH”

it must be so much fun to write Stain. drawing this coked-out maniac who talks like a chatbot that was trained to speak by reading Alan Moore monologues. that must be a trip

anyway so All Might is still crying, the awesome lady from chapter 92 is admiring her handiwork totally oblivious to the batshit insanity going on fifty meters to her right, and it’s finally stopped raining lol

“THE RAIN WAS A METAPHOR YOU SEE” yes, yes, we got it lol. thanks for that Horikoshi. don’t think we needed any help putting the pieces together on that one but I appreciate the effort

so that’s the end! and as I mentioned in another post, I had the count off by one chapter, but next week should be cliffhanger week! so break out your U.A. Traitor bingo cards, friends and fiends. either that or something else happens that I’m completely not expecting at all. which, based on my success rate with Stain predictions, I’d say is more than likely lol

mmm but anyway, so now that the Hug Deku 2021 campaign has finally come to an end, what’s it gonna take to get a hug for my struggling bento-preparing jacket-rocking world-weary death-flag-waving husband who is the worthiest man to ever live and deserves the fucking world, goddammit

#bnha 326 #all might #yagi toshinori #stain (bnha)#bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha

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boydiisaster · 4 years

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Hi! If requests are open could i request something for the teen mc?🥺👉🏻👈🏻for Simeon and Luke specifically?

Simeon literally adopts the MC, the second he saw them he was like "ah yes, my new child" and the MC adores him and sees him as a parental figure. Like, they'd be at rad chatting with their classmates and when they see him in the hallway they run up to him yelling "mom!" and tackle him into a hug, or when they walk around the campus they want to hold his hand or tug at his coat thingy and they're affectionate towards him in general so it's pretty common to see MC randomly hugging him while he's doing something or talking to someone. Luke sees them as his sibling and they hang out constantly, they're basically attached to the hip (i can also see them bonding over the fact that they're the youngest in the exchange program) and the MC loves to spoil him with gifts and affection. 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

Bonus if people mistake them for a family when they go at reastaurants or something and Simeon goes "oh yes, my children will both have the kids with the toys included thank you very much!(✿^‿^)".

The brothers are super jealous lmao-

GAJGSJS THE TEEN MC IS SUCH A BIG COMFORT TO ME💕😭

simeon and luke with a teen MC

reader: gender neutral, they/them pronouns

tw/cw: none !!

author's note: HELL YES KEEP SENDING IN THESE TEEN MC ASKS OMG- they're also a huge comfort to me, as well! like i just wanna be friends w/ everyone there so badly. i'm a huge simp for mams, but dammit i just wanna be his and everyone else's bff

simeon

Fathership ended with your dad, now Simeon's your new father.

After Simeon first saw you, he took it upon himself to be your protector. Everyone, even Lucifer thought you'd be a little older than you were, but there was a... mistake in your paperwork, and in reality you were just a young human, a teenager.

A teenager, surrounded by powerful demons who could swallow you whole if they wanted.

Simeon couldn't have that.

This angel is so sweet and caring towards you. He really lives up to his status. If you come to him with a problem, Simeon will do his best to fix it.

"I don't mean to get political, but what the fuck is oatmeal?" you joked once.

Simeon then explained what oatmeal was to you for 10 minutes. You could had just said it was a joke and stopped him, but Simeon was trying his hardest to tell you what oatmeal was, and you didn't want to crush his spirits or make him embarrassed.

Simeon is like your light academia, scholar, master degree having friend who is a genius, only not so much with jokes and emotions. He tries for you and Luke, though.

Simeon is always accidentally spoiling you. You can just look at something or say this thing is cool and suddenly BAM! You now have 5 different copies of a manga you like, or a fucking sword.

"Are you sure you should have given them a sword, Simeon?" Barbatos asked once after seeing you threaten Belphie with it.

"Not at all," Simeon replied, smiling happily. "But MC seems to like it, so I'm supportive of them."

Simeon to be my new dad 2021

luke

You and Luke are the kids shouting "McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!" in that one meme template.

Simeon is the one who takes you to McDonald's, because Simeon's a good dad and loves his problem children very much.

You and Luke will fist fight demons on sight, Luke being prejudice against demons and you just not taking shit from anyone.

You're Luke's big sibling, which means you will snap the spines of anyone who dares harm your "brother."

"Hey, chihuahua!" Mammon greeted Luke once.

Big mistake, because then you started barking at him.

"WHO'S THE CHIHUAHUA NOW, MAMMON?!"

Mammon has since stopped calling Luke a chihuahua.

Luke isn't good at showing emotions, so instead he asks you to bake with him!

If Luke asks you to bake with him, know he now trusts and loves you. Luke would die for you.

You're not biological siblings, of course, but damn do the two of you tease each other like you are. But only you can tease Luke, hence why you nearly bit Levi's finger off when he pointed at Luke and laughed when Luke fell on his butt.

"I think we need to start calling MC the chihuahua," he grumbles, holding his finger as he tells his brothers what you did.

"Why are they so fond of Luke?! It's not fair!" Asmo whines. "I wanna be their friend!"

"And how Simeon treats them?" Satan crosses his arms and huffs. "I could get MC a dozen swords, plus some cursed trinkets and thousands of books."

"Well I could get MC limited edition Vocaloid figures, plushies, and a new gaming set up!" Levi counters.

An argument then ensues of which brother could spoil you the most, but you weren't there to hear it, because you were spending the night over at Purgatory Hall, cuddled up with Simeon and Luke, watching a movie.

Almost like a family.

#plus literal millennia old beings being fond over a young kid and loving them like they're their own just makes me- 😭💕#like they've most likely met a kid like you before- BUT THEY LOVE Y O U SPECIFICALLY #AND TREAT YOU WITH KINDNESS AND LOVE #please- please let the brothers and undateables adopt me #please i need a good home-#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #simeon x reader #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me simeon x reader #obey me x gn!reader #bee's beehive #worker!bee

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wigwurq · 2 years

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WIG REVIEW: BRIDGERTON SEASON 2

Oscar season is OVER! Now it’s back to trashy TV! The absolute trashiest show I watch (and that’s staying a lot!) is back: BRIDGERTON!!!! This season is all about eldest brother Anthony, some new love interests, definitely NOT THE DUKE, and also and most importantly: FRAN BRIDGERTON! Much like my review of last season, I will be mainly focusing on the most mysterious member of the Bridgerton family, Francesca, who left for about 98% of last season to learn the pianoforte AND I WISHED I WAS WITH HER. Now she’s back (OR IS SHE?) oh and there are also some wigs. Let’s discuss.

EPISODE 1 - Capital R Rake

OMG LOOK IT’S FRAN!!!!! Right up in front! FRAN! YES! The Bridgertons have (mainly) all gathered for something very exciting on the other side of a door. This show is all about eavesdropping and familial togetherhood so this feels fair. Missing, of course, is Colin who is abroad somewhere and THE DUKE who was banished from this season for being too hot but Disney Daphne is there in a wig that can only be described as “Stockholm Syndrome Era Belle.” Also absent is Demi Moore Bridgerton (Eloise!) because that is what they’re all looking at...

DEMI MOORE IS A DEB YOU GUYS! Dressed as a Toulouse-Lautrec painting minus the absinthe, Demi Moore looks about as pleased as anyone would look if their entire family gathered together to see a giant feather on top of her head. Demi is outtttt this season which means the family is gonna try to marry her off but who are we kidding? This is ANTHONY Bridgerton’s season and Demi isn’t getting hitched anytime soon. BUT WHO WILL ANTHONY MARRY?!?!

THIS HORSE GIRL!!! Her name is Kate Sharma, she LOVES HORSES, hates men, has a backstory of questionable lineage, and a wig of ever changing lengths. ANTHONY IS TOTALLY MARRYING THIS BITCH. I’m here for it and honestly this braided wig isn’t bad.

However, Kate’s wig changes lengths constantly whether in a braid, some tendrils, or an updo. Anyway, she just wants to get her wide-eyed (and very Disneyfied) sister married off (hello love triangle!). Edwina Sharma is basically an Indian DD but without the upsetting bangs? She is very sweet and will 100% have her heart broken somehow. They’re staying with my favorite badass, Lady Danbury, and brought their corgi along with them without asking which is a power move made by absolute kweens.

Lady Danbury, who always has some long grift going, sees that Kate is definitely onto some con and yes - she is! I guess Kate’s long lost aristocratic grandparents (who will definitely show up later and be totally horrible) have said they’d un-disown them if Edwina marries a gentleman (HM WHAT WILL HAPPEN). Kate obvs doesn’t tell her sister this and Lady Danbury correctly thinks that’s a bad idea. Side note: WHERE DO THESE BITCHES KEEP ALL THESE TIARAS?!

Anyway, Anthony claims he’ll marry whoever the queen’s “diamond” is and of course it’s Edwina and then Kate conveniently overhears him telling his disgusting dude friends who I hope I never see again about how he’s just gonna marry whatever rando whatever who cares and Kate is all HOW DARE YOU!! It is so hysterically obvious that this is all based on The Taming of The Shrew even down to the names and you guys, I can’t. These two assholes are for sure falling in love and adopting like 1000 horses duh.

FRAN WATCH: THE MOST FRAN EVER YOU GUYS!!! Not only is Fran around for Demi’s big feather reveal but she also accompanies the family to the season debut with the queen or whatever it’s called which Demi gets to skip due to Lady Whistledown existing again. Fran then ACTUALLY PLAYS THE PIANOFORTE so that Demi can learn to dance and I love that this show is trying to make it seem like it was worth it for Fran to miss DD’s wedding to learn a musical instrument but like sure?

EPISODE 2 - Off to the Races

I fully didn’t talk about Pen last episode! I love Pen. She is my Derry Girl and she needs to get more respect from everyone around her when not using her, well, PEN to be Lady Whistedown. But more importantly, Derry Girl needs a better wig!! The budget clearly is improved for season 2 but somehow this wig is just worse!!! HOW IS ANYONE EXPECTED TO THINK THIS IS HAIR?!?!?! Everything about it screams off-brand Merida from Brave and truly she deserves better. Oh also, her entire family (the Cinderella Clan) has a new ruler who absolutely sucks - he’s pompous, selfish, and annoying aka he fits in perfectly. Also her sister now gets to get married. Mazel?

Also! Colin is back to the delight of basically no one except Derry Girl and the younger Bridgertons and yes THAT INCLUDES FRAN. Now that all the Bridgertons have reassembled, it’s time to immediately go to the races as if this wasn’t something they had planned on doing forever. Edwina is paired with some rando dude who seems nice enough and sure maybe marry him and not Anthony. Kate is paired with some dude who has heard of India so they talk about how awful English tea is or something. Both Sharma girls’ wigs are definitely the best of the season. Anthony shows up and is a complete asshole who demands lemonade and it’s discovered that Kate’s date was just a ruse for him to get closer to Edwina. RUDE! Kate is mad but also wins at all the horse races because she knows so much about horses. Also this entire scene is basically straight out of that one scene in My Fair Lady and/or Pretty Woman depending.

Also when all the Bridgerton boys get together they......fence? Seems legit. The creative one (Benedict) still claims to NOT be gay but like sure honey. Also Colin is so insufferable talking about his trip abroad like that one friend you had who studied in Paris and refuses to stop wearing berets. He also is still paying games with Derry Girls’ heart by saying his trip made him realize he was in love with....HIMSELF? Yeah that adds up. Derry Girl, you can do better!

Meanwhile, Derry Girl is almost found out by her best friend Demi who really is being a detectress about the Lady Whistledown type setting and truly: I wish this show was all about fonts? Anyway...Derry Girl goes to some poor people market to get a new type key and throw Demi off her trail and of course is spotted by everyone’s favorite dress maker, Madame Delacroix!!! To be fair, Derry Girl (using an Irish accent! YES!) is wearing the most RIDICULOUSLY CONSPICUOUS BLUE CAPE TO THIS MARKET! She’s legit dressed like OG Cinderella’s fairy godmother and is like: wait how did I get spotted amongst the unwashed in this very fancy baby blue satin cape?!?! CHOICES PEOPLE.

Speaking of important life choices through fashion, Demi wore THIS HAT to the races! CAN YOU EVEN?!?!?! WHAT CENTURY IS IT?? I also really don’t understand what they’re doing with this wig which is just sitting there and would never be allowed but Demi doesn’t know what she’s doing either because she goes to the printing press to try to uncover Lady Whistledown and is super rude to a printing dude there who is also a lowgrade suffragist and wow these two are definitely gonna bone.

FRAN WATCH: NEVER ENOUGH FRAN!! Despite being semi excited to see Colin, Fran was not featured enough in this episode. I DEMAND MORE PIANOFORTE! EARN IT GIRL!

EPISODE 3 - A Bee In Your Bonnet

We begin with a decade old flashblack! Anthony is a teenager and has...REDDISH HIGHLIGHTS?!?! I don’t know what games this hair is trying to play with my heart but this flashback is playing with all our hearts because it shows how Viscount Bridgerton died and do you remember crying at My Girl? WELL. Get yourself an epipen and stay away from the bees, y’all!

Back in present times, DD and HER BABY are back but definitely NOT THE DUKE NEVER THE DUKE. FRAN IS THERE!! She tells Eloise to hold DD’s baby! Eloise does not want to! FRAN LOVES THE BABY! YAY FOR FRAN! Boo for DD’s weird bangs still.

The whole Bridgerton family is off to their country estate and if you’re wondering why they don’t live here ALL THE TIME the answer is definitely: BEE GHOSTS. Anthony is HAUNTED through this episode by his dad’s bee death and sadder still his mom’s depression and near death during childbirth which was somehow left up to him as teenage viscount. Olde Times were ROUGH you guys. Also rough? DEMI’S WIG!! I don’t know why this is a wig (the actress’s hair is similar) or why it’s allowed to be down or why anything but whatever - let’s all play some really intense version of croquet?

This episode spends A LOT of time explaining the rules of Pall Mall which is like croquet but EXTREME and the Bridgertons are totally that family who would play extreme frisbee or whatever if they were around now. Sporty families, man. UGH. DD is there SANS THE DUKE and her wig is as unacceptable as his absence. The Sharma girls remain with the best wigs of the season. Also of course, Kate’s pall mall ball goes into the forest and she and Antony basically take a mud bath which is the second most erotic secret forest mud bath this side of The Power of the Dog. It’s all sexy until they uncover Anthony’s dad’s grave. BEE GHOSTS GET YOU EVERY TIME.

I really lost track of how many times these assholes almost kissed in this episode but the most insane one was when Kate gets stung by a bee and Anthony has a panic attack about it (MAKES SENSE!) and then she puts his hand on her heaving breast and you guys...THIS SHOW. They still haven’t kissed. And Anthony still hasn’t explained how he got rid of his teenage red highlights.

Meanwhile, the creative one wants to go to art school (SURE HENNY!) and in a series of scenes in which this show attempts to be...”funny” (???) he takes mushroom (?) tea supplied by Colin’s stupid overseas travels and trips his balls off and everyone is just like SHRUG that’s our creative brother for you! AND THIS CHARACTER IS HIGH ON TEA AND YOU’RE TELLING ME HE’S NOT GAY?!?!? He got into art school though so let’s see where this goes.

ANYWAY! Derry Girl and Madame Delacroix, now aware of all the Lady Whistledown secrets, form a super cool business lady club where they help each other and I’ve never been so excited about business lady specials since Romy & Michele you guys.

FRAN WATCH: STILL NOT ENOUGH FRAN! Sure, she’s excited to be an auntie to a very cute baby and shame Demi for not liking children but WHY COULDN’T SHE PLAY PALL MALL?!?!?! JUSTICE FOR FRAN!

EPISODE 4 - Victory

I really haven’t spoken enough about how awful the Cinderella Clan’s wigs are ALWAYS but honestly all of their red wigs hurt my eyes so I’d rather see and discuss them as little as possible. But their current situation is: POVERTY! And by that I mean: they have but ONE servant. Peasants!! In order to improve their situation, mama Featherington has decided to marry her non-Derry Girl daughter off to THEIR COUSIN WHO LIVES WITH THEM. Complicating matters is of course: CRESSIDA! Cressida who ALWAYS has a stink face. Cressida who always has a wig that looks like a Maury episode of weave wars. Cressida who will ALWAYS be the other woman. Cressida who has the audacity to be named CRESSIDA. MAY SHE NEVER CHANGE.

MEANWHILE, the Bridgertons are now hosting like all of London at their fancy countryside mansion which is definitely still haunted by BEE GHOSTS. All the dudes get to go on a cool hunting expedition and of course, horse girl Kate wants in on the action. The patriarchy says NO but then kind of shrug I guess AS LONG AS YOU BRING YOUR LADYMAID WHO CANNOT WALK THROUGH A FOREST. Obviously, this leads to ample opportunities for Kate and Anthony to almost kiss but more importantly leads to Kate wearing the SHIT OUT OF THIS HAT.

Whilst in the country, Colin decides to pay a visit on his long lost secret ex-fiance that he is still pining after: Marina who is now a fancy aristocrat with a nice husband and TWINS. Mazel! When her husband comes home, he and Colin literally start talking about OLIVE TREES just like two insufferable Euro bros would and this gives Colin the opportunity to tell Marina he’s still not over her. Marina, who you may recall came to this show pregnant, then had to live with the awful Cinderella Clan who almost married her off to the worst dudes in London, then her lover died, then she almost had to marry Colin and then was last minute married to her lover’s brother has honestly DONE PRETTY WELL FOR HERSELF CONSIDERING has ZERO time for Colin’s fee-fees. GOOD FOR YOU, MARINA!! LITERALLY GET OVER YOURSELF COLIN AND GO BACK TO GREECE NO ONE HAS TIME FOR YOU HERE!!!!

Well I guess except Derry Girl who is still pining over this loser and still has the worst wig on this show. Truly: get this chick a better wig!!! ALSO WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO DANCE WITH HER?!?! Demi is forced to dance with some rando who she burns immediately but I guess no one is dancing with her because of her terrible family’s plan to marry her sister off with her cousin. Which actually turns into an engagement of nonsense in an ORANGERIE!!! I want all bad marriage proposals to happen near citrus fruit because at least no one will get scurvy. Joke is definitely on the Cinderella Clan because the cousin is actually poor and needed Cressida’s weave war money but oh well: WHAT HAPPENS IN THE ORANGERIE DOESN’T STAY IN THE ORANGERIE. D’oops!

Back on the dance floor, these assholes STILL. HAVE. NOT. KISSED. I really don’t know what games they are playing with us but Kate’s wig is definitely getting the tendril treatment and despite being one of the better wigs on this series, still is all over the place with how long it wants us to think her real hair is. After the ball, Anthony confides to Kate about all the BEE GHOSTS and her hair is in this messy braid that is definitely 50% longer than the wig above would lead us to believe. More unbelievable: THEY STILL HAVEN’T KISSED AND SHE’S LIKE JUST MARRY MY SISTER. Disaster!

The episode ends with an actual proposal! Kate’s face says it all: THIS IS SO STUPID!! Also her wig is looking not that great here but I think this wig realizes just how dumb this proposal is.

FRAN WATCH: ZERO FRANS!!!!! Even with the entire Bridgerton clan (INCLUDING DD) on the front steps as this stupid engagement happens. WHERE IS FRAN?!?!! FRAN KNOWS HOW STUPID THIS ALL IS! TAKE ME WITH YOU, FRAN!

EPISODE 5 - An Unthinkable Fate

I realize that I haven’t talked about the queen’s insane wigs at all. This is because we know them to be wigs within the narrative of the show and I am only concerned with wigs trying to pass themselves off as real hair. Still, these wigs are elaborate and fabulous (THERE IS EVEN A BLUE ONE YOU GUYS) and befitting a real queen (drag or otherwise). Clearly the entire wig budget went to her and honestly: spare some $$ for Derry Girl please!

I mean spare some money for any of the Cinderella Clan? No really: they need money and not just for wigs! Due to the orangerie proposal, they are now moving forward with just marrying this sister off to her cousin so they can keep their house but have NO MONEY FOR UGLY DRESSES. It should be noted that the cousin is also a ruby con artist (SURE!) and their plot this week involves deciding to pass off fake rubies to make some coin and nothing has ever been more on brand for these idiots. ALSO! We meet the cake-hungry jeweler who is terrible at overhearing all of Kate and Anthony’s discussion of engagements because FREE CAKE (and truly: priorities).

Meanwhile, in other money making schemes: the boxer from last season has now retired into...owning a gentleman’s club? That caters specifically to artsy bros aka Colin and Benedict Bridgerton? I mean: get that money, honey but this feels absolutely not sustainable in just decanter fees alone.

As for the creative Bridgerton, he has begun art school and it is SO NOT HOMOSEXUAL ENOUGH. Despite wearing the most insane ascots, he is titillated by, well, tits and begins a really boring romance with the FEMALE nude model for the school who is also a budding art student herself. I realize that he had sex with women last season (Madame Delacroix!) but I am super disappointed in how not gay this storyline is. BOO!

In other boring cisgender romance storylines, Demi might have found herself a boyfriend!! As foretold in the episode where she is guided by typekey fonts, she goes to a suffrage meeting with that printer guy!!! He is very cute and this is 100% the same as the Downton Abbey season where Sybil falls in love with Tom and I really hope this doesn’t end with anyone getting preeclampsia. It does so far end with Demi lying to Derry Girl about her whereabouts but to be fair, Derry Girl has been lying to Demi this entire time about not being Lady Whistledown. SECRETS DON’T MAKE FRIENDS!

AAaaanyway, over at some boat races or whatever, Kate and Anthony get into some quarrel that ends with ANTHONY IN A WET TSHIRT JUST LIKE COLIN FIRTH IN BOTH PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ALSO BRIDGET JONES’ DIARY. EMERGENCY YOU GUYS THIS IS THE ONLY IMPORTANT TRIBUTE THIS SHOW HAS EVER MADE. Excellent work!!

Oh wait there’s actually more of this episode!! Kate’s long grift this entire season has been to get a secret dowry from her horrible grandparents who disinherited her father long ago BUT they said she could only get some coin if Edwina married a gentleman. She obvs didn’t tell her sister any of this despite all of Lady Danbury’s warnings and then they come to dinner and it’s as awful as you might imagine. The grandad is played by the dude who also plays an asshole in Ted Lasso and *chef’s kiss* casting, you guys. Of course, they tell everyone about the whole dowry requirement and Anthony defends Edwina and despite this being a PERFECT OUT of this whole stupid engagement (AND ALSO BECAUSE THEY FINALLY ADMIT THEY ARE HOT FOR EACH OTHER WITHOUT ACTUALLY KISSING), Kate (in her messy long braid wig!) tells Anthony (and some horses) that he must marry Edwina so that she won’t be heartbroken. QUICK GET EDWINA ANOTHER DUDE STAT! DISASTER!

FRAN WATCH: NO FRANS!!! WHERE IS FRAN?!?!?!

EPISODE 6 - The Choice

Welp...here we are guys! Wedding of the season! The Queen has some new wigs, some new peacocks, and A TON OF COCAINE. What could go wrong?!?!? The Bridgertons and Sharmas are just going along as if this farce of a wedding is actually going to happen and oy vey. The only voice of reason comes in the form of DD (SANS DUKE EVEN AT A FAMILY WEDDING ARE YOU KIDDING ME). DD and her stupid bangs tell Anthony to follow his heart just moments before the wedding. WHAT IS HE GONNG DO? Meanwhile, Kate (in a braid honestly too close to the scalp) offers Edwina (in a pretty nice wig!) some bracelets owned by her mother and Edwina is all: no you keep them! Her fate is now sealed forever because we all know that JEWELRY WILL CURSE YOU FOREVER.

The jewelry curse is in effect basically IMMEDIATELY when Kate drops one of the bracelets, Anthony fetches it for her, and Edwina is FINALLY all: WAIT MY SISTER AND MY FIANCE ARE IN LOVE? ON THE ALTER YOU GUYS! She storms out, the wedding guests are shook, literal fireworks go off, and society and this tv show both simultaneously implode.

The Queen, who has bought herself MATCHING WIGS WITH HER LADIES IN WAITING is PISSED. Mama Bridgerton, Mama Sharma, And Lady Danbury have no clue what to do and everyone just sort of lets Edwina decide if she should get married which is definitely the ONLY TIME A WOMAN HAS DECIDED HER MARITAL FATE ON THIS SHOW. In what should probably have taken 5 minutes, the rest of this episode descends into madness while Edwina takes HOURS to make this choice. Meanwhile, Anthony stares into the middle distance, likely haunted by BEE GHOSTS and Kate cries IN A PUNCH BOWL CLOSET I’M NOT KIDDING!!! Legit question: did I miss a writers’ strike because it really felt like NO ONE WROTE THIS EPISODE.

The wedding guests at some point decide to leave the church and wander indeterminably around the palace gardens, avoiding peacocks and allowing society to crumble around them. Was there an actual wedding planner besides the queen? Will some bitch with a clipboard ever tell them the wedding is still on or nah? Everyone is just losing their minds: Mama Featherington and the new Lord Featherington are FLIRTING despite him being betrothed to her daughter, being mean to that wrestler dude, and trying to pass fake jewels to rich assholes! Cressida has a new and insane weave! Colin is drinking champagne and being nice to Derry Girl (TOO LATE DUDE!) Anthony’s shitty friends are back! And most insultingly, Demi betrays her own Bechdel Test by ONLY talking about that printing press dude who I will now be referring to as NEWSIE based on my love of the movie Newsies and not his actual profession. Demi wisely leaves with her bangs AND TENDRILS (huh?!) to see if Newsie is in LIKE with her and yes he is because he gave her some dusty old books and these two are as good as married now.

JK JK no one is getting married! Or are they?!?! Time still doesn’t exist and neither do wedding rules: THEY START SERVING WEDDING CAKE DESPITE NO WEDDING! WTF!! I tried to use this as a hint that our favorite cake-hungry jeweler would show up and save the day by suggesting that if Kate and Edwina have the same ring size, they probably have the same dress size so just: SWITCH DRESSES AND LET’S HAVE A WEDDING! (This did not happen). I’d like to point out that in 50% of screwball comedies (see: The Philadelphia Story), messed up weddings are usually fixed by interchangeable brides and grooms because wasting a wedding is stupid. BUT SO IS THIS SHOW! And it is far from a screwball comedy - it is just an endless tragedy and even Mama Bridgerton and Lady Danbury, racked with guilt and updos, don’t know what to do but just laugh LAUGH AND LAUGH (YES REALLY WHAT IS HAPPENING!)

Edwina finally decides not to marry Anthony (DUH) and NO ONE POINTS OUT THAT KATE SHOULD JUST MARRY HIM INSTEAD! THEY ARE SERIOUSLY WASTING A WEDDING! THESE TWO ASSHOLES WILL GET HITCHED ANYWAY! THE WASTE AND THE DECADENCE I CAN’T!! Everyone just sort of shrugs and leaves including Mama Bridgerton and DD and her insufferable bangs!

Inside the church, these two assholes FINALLY KISS while society as we know it crumbles outside. WHATEVER!!!

FRAN WATCH: NO FRIGGIN FRANS!! AT HER BROTHER’S WEDDING! I finally actually googled what is going on with this and apparently the chick who plays Fran actually had another tv gig and is only in the first 3 episodes. This will not stop me from 1) bemoaning her absence and 2) bemoaning the fact that this show had the audacity to not even excuse her absence with some lame pianoforte sabbatical! There legit must have been a writers’ strike I missed, right??!?!

EPISODE 7 - Harmony

Well the world is continuing to spin even though everyone just ruined 1) Edwina’s heart and 2) a perfectly good wedding. There is some really dodgy footage of Kate and Anthony definitely masturbating to the idea of once kissing and yuck!!!

And then! The Bridgertons are all sitting around (SANS FRAN) and decide the only reasonable thing to do is: PROMENADE!!! And the promenade proves that the Sharmas and the Bridgertons are complete social outcasts. Now the Sharmas, Lady Danbury, and the Bridgertons are all just hanging out like: WHAT DO WE DO NOW TO MAINTAIN SOCIETY?? Kate’s wig is like...meh whatever but her dog suddenly is into Anthony! And Edwina is all: WHOA YOU GUYS ARE IN LOVE PLEASE DON’T MAKE OUT LITERALLY IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!

Meanwhile, the gay one who is NOT GAY is I guess just super bougie? AND ALSO HAS A DRUG PROBLEM MAYBE?!?!! Anthony DOES NOT APPROVE and hard same but like the Bridgertons can only handle one scandal at a time? Oh except now Colin might invest in the Cinderella Clan’s fake ruby mines (OF COURSE UGH COLIN) and the Queen essentially told Demi that she’s going to murder her if she doesn’t admit she’s Lady Whistledown oh and also everyone hates the Bridgertons because of the failed wedding. DISASTER!

My two very favorite businessladies meet next to the coziest fireplace this side of Yellowjackets and talk about what they’re gonna do about the whole Queen threatening Demi thing. Madame Delacroix in ringlets too magical to be true suggests that Derry Girl print something bad about Demi that she would never say about herself (excellent idea, awful consequences!) Derry Girls’ wig has smoothed out in a way that is really trying to be The Little Mermaid and bitch knows what she has to do: DESTROY DEMI!!!

Meanwhile, the Sharmas, Bridgertons and Lady Danbury (who I’m just gonna call Eartha Kitt now - I mean come on) decide the way to fix their societal issues is to: THROW A BALL!!! THE THEME IS LITERALLY HARMONY AND NO I’M NOT KIDDING!! No one shows up because the one thing people like more than wasting a perfectly good wedding is wasting a perfectly good ball. And then Anthony solves everything by just DANCING!!! It has come to my attention that Jonathan Bailey is actually gay (HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS) and clearly took a lesson from the Rupert Everett school: there may not be love, there might not be sex....BUT BY GOD THERE WILL BE DANCING!!!! It is all a total hodown until Lady Whistledown publishes that Demi is a trashy minx who is carrying on UNCHAPERONED! MY PEARLS!!!

SPEAKING OF UNCHAPERONED!! Kate and Anthony meet undera Wisteria laden, candlelit, throw pillowed sex gazebo....and....THEY. HAVE. SEX.

IN AN OPEN AIR SEX GAZEBO!

YOU GUYS!! THE FEATHERINGTON BITCH GOT ENGAGED JUST FOR BEING IN AN ORANGERIE SOMEWHAT NEAR HER COUSIN.

THIS SHOW IS BANANAS!!!!!!

AND THEN! Anthony wakes up in the same sex gazebo (HE SLEPT THERE! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!) to obviously find NO KATE because, well, she has common sense?!

Take it back - she has common sense UNTIL she decides to punish (?) herself for premarital gazebo sex by riding her horse in the rain and then Anthony chases after her and then HER HORSE THROWS HER! IN THE RAIN! I know this show is trying to be Pride and Prejudice but now it’s trying to be Sense and Sensibility too?

FRAN WATCH: NO FRIGGIN FRANS!!! This show had the common decency to tell us that DD’s son “had a cough” thus why she and the Duke had to miss the Harmony Ball but WHERE IS FRAN’S EXCUSE?! Hyacinth was forced to play the pianoforte instead! THE HELL, FRAN?!?!?!

EPISODE 8 - The Viscount Who Loved Me

HERE WE ARE! THE LAST EPISODE! We did it! And so did Kate and Anthony and now Kate is in a coma out of sex gazebo horse girl guilt. And truly: EXCUSE HER GLAMOUR. As in: there is absolutely no excuse for the gorgeous glamour of this woman whilst in an actual coma. HOW DARE SHE. Her glorious locks have never looked better. A week goes by, Anthony doesn’t visit her out of moral obligations (?) and finally Edwina just kind of talks her out of the coma and she comes to with absolutely no visible wounds or neurological damage and literally the first thing she asks is: DID ANTHONY VISIT ME. The answer is no so FUCK HIM!!!! He does then visit her with tulips (TULIPS!!!) and asks her to marry her but she says no because she thinks it’s out of obligation and OMG YOU GUYS WE’RE ON THE FINAL EPISODE GET IT TOGETHER.

Ok they get it together kind of immediately because the Cinderella Clan are having a ball to celebrate their fake ruby pyramid scheme and Edwina and Kate make up and dance together because screw society!!! I love how much dancing just sort of fixes everything in this show the last two episodes. The hair on these two is...fine? Anyway, Kate and Anthony then dance and everyone is like SCANDAL but then the Queen says she likes the pairing so everyone falls in line. She also suggests Edwina marry her nephew the prince (remember him?) and I approve of this pairing of two sorta boring but nice people.

OH AND CRESSIDA is in her most extreme weave war to date. LOOK AT THIS WIG!!!! HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!?! Also not legal: that whole ruby pyramid scheme which Colin points out to everyone thanks to the intel he got from that boxer dude and the whole Cinderella Clan go into crisis mode.

The stupid new Lord Featherington tells Mama Featherington, in a wig that can only be described as Hello, Dolly! meets Marie Antoinette that they should run away to the Americas together and in the first (and I’m sure last) time I will ever respect her, Mama Featherington is like: NOPE BYE I CHOOSE MY DAUGHTERS AND NOT YOU BUT GIVE ME SOME MONEY BYEEEEE. Well played. And goodbye forever, Lord Featherington. We hardly knew ye, and yet that was still too long.

In far more heartbreaking Cinderella Clan news, Derry Girl and Demi have a fight!!!! Derry Girl had warned Demi about seeing Newsie because of the SCANDAL of it all (and also to hide her identity as Lady Whistledown) but then decides to basically clue her in to how much she knows about gossip! Demi is catching on and all I can think about is Derry Girl’s new wig which is somehow in a braided CHINGON as if she’s eating Breakfast at Tiffanys and WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART WITH THIS WIG?!

Many more games are played with our heart with these two and it’s kind of the only breakup I’ve ever cared about in this show. Demi discovers all of Derry Girl’s secret floorboard gossip columns and they hiss at each other and it’s all really sad. So is Demi’s wig!! Unacceptable!

Meanwhile we have 10 minutes left in the show and the pace of loose ends is running at breakneck speed because we wasted so much time on that stupid slow moving wedding episode and now THERE. IS. TOO. MUCH. HAPPENING. Everyone goes outside because Mama Featherington promised them a surprise. Derry Girl is all excited to maybe have Colin FINALLY profess his love to her but of course, Anthony’s smarmy friends reemerge and she overhears him telling them that he could never love her. I HATE YOU, COLIN! YOU CAN DO BETTER, DERRY GIRL!

Meanwhile, Benedict is wearing the most insane ascot/neckerchief and still claiming to not be gay (SURE!) and is pissed at Anthony for paying his way into art school and is gonna quit which is the biggest waste of money since that wasted ball and that wasted wedding both in this season. DECADENCE! The decadence keeps coming in the form of FIREWORKS mere seconds after Kate and Anthony FINALLY ADMIT THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND BECOME BETROTHED. PHEW!

Also Colin vaguely redeems himself by bringing all the smarmy bros to the boxer dude’s gentlemen’s club which is a great solid since he did save everyone from financial ruby ruin but now he has to serve drinks to total assholes. I guess it’s a living!

In the end, these two assholes have sex and we see some lady parts and they’re married and LATE to a family game of PALL MALL (THIS STUPID GAME!) and Kate has a really intense french braid which isn’t as intense as the PDA they display in front of BOTH OF THEIR FAMILIES! OK? HAPPILY EVER AFTER JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE BEE GHOSTS.

FRAN WATCH: NO FRANS. ZERO FRANS. ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO FRANS!!!!! The Duke is also not there, though his kid is walking and DD is around to play pall mall. BUT WHO WILL PLAY THE PIANOFORTE FOR ANYONE!! I DEMAND MORE FRANS NEXT SEASON! HARRUMPH!

VERDICT: DOESN’T WURQ

#wigwurq #bridgerton #bridgertonseason2 #DisneyDaphne #HorseGirls #FRANWATCH #DerryGirl #BEEGHOSTS #MudBaths #ArtSchoolHenny #TEA #SHUTUPCOLIN

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omg can i request romantic headcanons for mina and shinso with gender neutral! feel free to ignore of you don't wish to, please and thank you! 💕

Mina and Shinso romantic HC's

Reader: g/n

Warnings: none

Note: I love both of them so much istg– Here you go, I hope you like it! (It's been so long since the last time I watched or read BNHA sorry)

》Mina is such an affectionate and energetic girlfriend, always complimenting you to let you know how amazing you are to her or taking you out on dates. She definitely loves physical affection, and unless you're not okay with it, she hugs you from behind and leaves kisses all over your face when she sees you.

》She's a big fan of PDA, of course, but if you prefer to keep those kind of moments to yourselves, she completely understands. However, don't complain if she gets too clingy when you two are alone.

》Take her to an amusement park and she'll melt. She loves going to the roller coaster with you, and she might even buy some cotton candy afterwards to eat together. You'll make her fall in love with you again if you win one of those big Teddy bears for her.

》Mina would beg you to let her dye your hair, telling you that it would be fun and you would look perfect after it. It's up to you if you believe her or not.

》She likes to call you bunny, kitty, sweetie and basically tons of petnames like that. It's really weird to hear her saying your actual name.

》She likes to give affection a lot, but she also likes to get some too. Expect her to get very, very close and clingy to you when this happens, almost begging for your attention.

》"Come ooon, sweetie. I like to be held too, y'know?"

》The most supportive girlfriend you could ever have. You need to tell her something? There she is. Need an advice? She got your back. Maybe you're just feeling glad because of something you did? She's gonna tell the world how proud she is of her partner.

》She's also very protective and anyone who dares to make you feel bad will immediately regret it.

》Jokes, expect a lot of (bad) jokes from her. She wants to see your smile and hear the sound of your laugh, after all.

》Shinso may not seem like a very affectionate person, let's be honest. This might be somewhat right if we're talking about PDA, but things changes when you two are alone. He doesn't have any problems in showing his beloved one that he loves them.

》He prefers to be the one to be receiving affection, though. He isn't used to it, so he needs a bit of time before holding you.

》He cares a lot about you and he always makes sure everything's alright. This includes checking if you get enough sleep, but he wouldn't mind staying up late with you sometimes doing whatever you're up to. Reading books, watching TV, playing videogames, or just cuddling with you... He's already used to staying awake at night.

》He provides you with coffee whenever he thinks you may need it or if you ask him for it. Studying in a place like the U.A. requires a lot of time and energy, after all.

》Did someone make fun of you or tell you something that made you feel down? Poor person. Shinso is very observant and he quickly realizes when something happened. Give him a few minutes and that person won't even dare to look at you again.

》If you decided to go somewhere together, he'd choose a calm and quiet place to be alone with you and to make it more comfortable. However, he's up to go out of his comfort zone if you wanted to go to another place. As long as you're happy, he'll follow you no matter where you go.

》Not the best at giving advices, but a great listener. You can always count on him if you feel the need to let something out of your chest or maybe just to tell him about your day and your achievements. He will gladly listen to all you have to say until the end.

》You two adopted a cat, it's a fact.

#bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha x reader #mha x reader #mina ashido #mina ashido x reader #mina x reader #shinso hitoshi #shinso hitoshi x reader #shinso x reader #bnha mina #bnha shinsou #bnha mina x reader #bnha shinso x reader #x reader #headcanons #bnha headcanons

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Omg, my online classes are about to start in a week or so... so that means, no more lazying around and freely thinking of plots and writing my WIPs huhuhu /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

So yeah, I may not be able to update that much... BUT I’LL TRY! I’ll try because no one. And I mean, NO ONE. Can keep me from writing stuff... especially since my brain seems to think up an idea/plot whenever I’m busy with something.

Like, doing dishes? BOOM! Idea! Sweeping the floor? Shalalalala~ Plot bunnies coming through!

Anywho, without further ado... Enjoy~!

Warning: Swearing and cuss words are present. Please read with caution, thank you!

Chapter Two – Hoping They’d Accept Me

When Damian was still in the League, he had been taught not to show emotions. Not to show anything. Not to feel anything. To always be stoic.

So, when he first showed interest in that uncanny thing on his wrist, his mother had berated him. Severely (probably because he did that while they were in the middle of training).

It wasn’t his fault! How was he supposed to know that he shouldn’t look at it? What if it was something dangerous? Then, what should have he done?

That day, Damian had learned two things.

Firstly, what he had was a Soulmate Mark and that he was blessed (he called it a blessing yet the whole League seemed to think so otherwise) by the world to be one of the few/rare people who have such sort of thing.

And secondly, he was taught—no. He was ordered that as soon as he met his Soulmate, he shall kill them where they stand. Because they will make him weak and be a hindrance to their work.

From then on, Damian had promised to himself that if he ever does meet his Soulmate, he will do everything in his willpower to protect them and keep them safe from everything. From the League and from his grandfather (his mother had, surprisingly, encouraged him, whenever they were alone, to find his Soulmate when he grows older).

And until that time comes, he had sworn to keep himself silent and keep the fact that he has a Soulmate hidden from the League. His mother and grandfather knowing about it was already a handful, he didn’t need a whole organization coming after the only thing that provided him with comfort!

But when he had turned five years of age, his Soulmate Bond had decided to just flash a beguiling gold color and just activate then and there (there was also a warm tingling sensation on his back. And when he later looked at the mirror, there was nothing. It still doesn’t make him any less weirded out. And when he had asked his mother, she had said that it was a part of his Soulmate Bond). In a gathering where a lot of League members were present, no less! Guess that throws the plan of keeping it confidential from the League out the window.

So, now that the League knew of him having a Soulmate Bond, he made it his personal mission to always keep his arms (mostly his wrist) hidden from anyone’s view, lest he wanted to be looked down upon. But whenever he was alone, he’d take a peek at his wrist and smile (albeit a rather small one) fondly at the little Heart etched on it.

Then, he had turned ten and had been shipped off to his father in Gotham; where his life had turned upside down.

Everything that he has been taught in the League had been ripped to shreds by his father and replaced by new ones. Ones that his father had said to be more proper and morally upright in the view of society.

Such as, not killing.

Although, as much as he hated the thought of not being able to do so anymore, his father was right. Killing is an iniquitous act and is something his, dare he say it, family (and Soulmate, maybe) would be against of.

Moreover, he found out that he had brothers! And sisters! Siblings! Adopted and pseudo ones but the thought was still there.

They didn’t get along at first; he basically tried to kill them all at first glance but let’s not dwell on that anymore. But he did, and is still, trying to get along and get to know them better; all death threats and homicidal tendencies aside.

However, he does know it in himself that they were growing soft on him. They were all growing soft on him. And Cassandra is definitely his favorite sibling, while Grayson is close behind. But that's not the point.

The point is, because of the chaos that they call their home, his thoughts about Soulmates had been pushed to the back burner. And he even failed to inform them about his Soulmate Bond, that he’s one of the few people to have one. Though, he did think that it was unnecessary to enlighten them about it, for fear of being teased and cooed at by his pesky brothers.

He had also donned the mantle of Robin (not that he felt negative about it). So that meant that not only did he have to force himself not to kill people, but to also save them.

He had almost torn out all of his hair that night.

And it wasn’t because he hated the thought of saving people with his family (utter a word and he will slaughter you), no. It was because he disliked—no. He despised the idea of having to interact with and indulge in other people's necessities.

How revolting, he thought.

Although Pennyworth had reassured him and said that he could continue being his stoic and cold self while being morally upright, he still snarled at the thought of human interaction. It is nothing but a waste of time and completely unnecessary.

But whenever he wasn’t working on his social skills, he would often look at his Soulmate Mark and imagine what it’s like to be able to finally meet them. That maybe, just maybe, he’d one day look for them himself and maybe he’d find a way to tell his family about them...

Maybe.

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Damian had experienced death before. Had he mentioned that? No?

Well, the point is, he has died. He has been brought to the door of death before, only to be yanked back to the world and be brought back to life again when this so-called Chaos Shard had been used on him. He also had multiple near-death experiences. Which, he has to admit, might be kind of disturbing if one were to look at it from an outsider’s point of view.

But a life of a vigilante/ex-assassin is never a dull moment.

So, because of that fact, Damian knew that somewhere out there, his other half, his Soulmate, had suffered severely. That he had given them immense pain. Something he had always wished to never be bestowed upon them.

He has heard that a Soulmate Bond meant that you and your Soulmate practically share one soul, that you are connected; and not even death can break that up. Meaning that when one dies, a part of the other dies as well.

For some reason, knowing that, hurt him. Knowing that he made his Soulmate feel numb and broken made his stomach churn and a twinge of pain flash in his chest.

Now, he knew for sure that when he meets his Soulmate, they’d hate him. Loathe him for all of the pain he’s inflicted upon them. And he can’t really blame them. He knows that if he were in their shoes, he’d also come to hate his Soulmate for hurting him and making him believe that they’re dead.

“I wonder if they’ll ever accept me,” he mumbles to himself.

“Who Baby Bat?” The voice of Grayson reaches his ears, even though Damian did not mean to make him hear it. So now he has to suffer from his most annoying brother asking him a multitude of questions.

“No one.” He frowns at the nickname and makes a move to leave the training room that they were in, hoping to escape the oncoming interrogation. “Just thinking.”

“Are you—”

“Yes,” he cuts the brunet off and glares at him by the door, “I am fine. I just have something on my mind.”

“But Damian, you shou—”

He doesn’t wait for Grayson to finish whatever he’s going to say as he goes out of the room and closes the door with a slam (and if he were to be honest, he actually felt quite relieved that he was able to avoid that issue).

It's not that Damian doesn’t want to tell them about his Soulmate, he just thinks that it’s not that important nor necessary to do so. Not until he finally figures out what to do/say and arrange his thoughts, that is. And he’s not ready yet, not ready for the talk they’ll be giving him and the queries they’ll be shooting at him when they finally do know.

He lets out a sigh and rakes his fingers through his hair. He is already thirteen years of age and even if in the eyes of others, he is still quite young, that still doesn’t change the fact that he needs to think and handle this more maturely. Maybe a walk with Titus might help him gather his thoughts more properly.

With that in mind, Damian makes his way to his room, hoping that maybe his Great Dane might be in the mood to play fetch outside.

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It’s been quite a few years, five years to be more specific (not that he’s counting or anything), and Damian still hasn’t met his Soulmate. And honestly, he’s losing confidence.

What if something had happened to them? Well, his Soulmate Mark is still there so that crosses out the idea of death, but the probability of his Soulmate being in danger is still present.

What if he’s actually fated to never be able to meet them? Oh, who is he kidding? There’s never really been any record of Bonded people never meeting each other, so that’s not really an option.

Well, maybe he’s just overthinking about this? That there might be a chance that his meeting with his Soulmate is just a little late?

…Oh, dear lord, what is happening?! Damian al Ghul-Wayne never overthinks! What is going on?!

But... it is his Soulmate he’s overthinking about, so maybe he can let it slide, just this once.

Letting out a tired sigh, Damian heads over to the Living Room. His father had called them prior for a meeting of some kind. He vaguely hears something about a class? A trip or something? He wasn’t sure but he hopes it isn’t that important.

He arrives at the Living Room and sees that everyone was already present and that he was the last one to arrive.

“We're all here, B. Now, why'd you call us?” Todd asks as soon as Damian sits on one of the couches.

His father wordlessly types on his laptop and places a stack of papers on the table. “Remember about the contest that the Company’s holding that I told you about?” He briefly closes his laptop and looks at them.

“You mean the one specifically for graduating students?” Drake questions and sees his father nod. “What about it?” he asks as they all take turns in taking papers from the stack on the table.

“Well, a student from France won the contest and those”—his father gestures at the papers in their hands— “are the essay she submitted.”

It took them a few minutes of silence to read the entire paper and Todd interrupts it, “Holy sh■■!” he says as he shuffles the papers and continues to read.

“Please be mindful of your language, Master Jason,” Alfred scolds him and places a tray of snacks on the table. When had he even get here?

Damian rolls his eyes at his older brother’s antics. Trust Todd to be so overreacting. Well, that’s actually mostly Grayson’s job. But either way, they’re all imbeciles.

“Wow, these kids sure know their stuff!” Grayson smiles brightly and looks back at their father. “This makes me want to meet them myself!”

“Yeah but”—Drake frowns and looks at Grayson then back at their father— “this sounds like some saints are living somewhere in France. Are you sure this isn’t some made-up essay?” his voice sounding skeptical.

Damian has to give it to him; Drake does have a point. The whole paper sounded like France is slowly trying to be number one in The World’s Kindest and Nicest People List. Well, if these kids are trying to be on Santa’s Nice List, then they may as well be on the Top.

“Don’t worry,” his father assures them, “I’ve taken that into consideration and I looked into the contestant’s claims,” he says as he opens his laptop and turns it around for them to see. “I found out that not only all of what she said about her class was true (except this other girl, who has accomplishments that seem to be proven as a fact only through hearsay) but she also dampened her own contributions; giving the spotlight to her classmates instead.”

Damian hums as he looks at the file on the laptop as his family talks to each other in the background. His father was right, the accomplishments written on the screen weren’t on the paper they held. He briefly wonders why this person seems to think that hiding their own achievements is better than showing them; they should be proud of themselves.

But then again, if they were to write all of their achievements on paper, it would be pretty hard to believe. Not to mention, long.

Well, at least they’re being humble.

Damian's eyes roam around the screen and catch sight of their profile.

A girl? Well, that explains the need to hide themself. The female population of the world is often regarded as someone meek and shy.

He looks back at her name and lets out an amused scoff. Somehow, her name suits her.

“Marinette.”

As soon as Damian utters those words, a gold light flashes from his Marked wrist. A familiar warmth tingles his right hand as a red string with golden gleams encircle his wrist.

It feels somewhat calming and… magical. Like, unusual yet special and magnificent kind of magical.

As the flashing light dies down and the strings fade, leaving a faint warmth on his hand, the whole room drops into silence. So much so that you could almost hear a pin drop.

“What the f—”

“OH, MY GOD!” Grayson cuts Todd off before he even has the chance to say a single profanity. “YOU HAVE A SOULMATE BOND! A FREAKING SOULMATE BOND AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN TELL ME?!”

Damian quickly covers his ears as his most obnoxious older brother shouts like there’s no tomorrow.

“Well, I—” the ravenet stutters as he looks at everywhere but their faces. Damian can’t really handle their pressuring and dubious expressions right now. Especially Grayson's.

“When were you even going to tell us?” his father asks him in what seems to be a hurt and betrayed look.

“That’s not—”

“So, were you just going to keep this from us your whole life?” Todd’s voice sounding somewhat betrayed too. Even Drake's face looks like Damian punched him in the gut.

“Okay, ENOUGH!” he cuts their blabbering off and looks at them sincerely. “It is not that I was trying to keep this as a secret”—and he really wasn’t— “I just couldn’t find the right time to tell you. Not to mention, because of the League, I grew up not mentioning it to anyone.”

“But still! It’s been years already since you left the League!” Grayson counters.

“I am well aware of that, but old habits die hard.” Damian shrugs. “Or is that not the correct saying?” Seriously, he still gets confused about commonly used words and sayings sometimes.

His eyes turn to look at his father and sees him sighing while sporting an understanding look.

“All right, stop bugging your brother. He has the right when he will or will not tell us about things in his life.” He looks back at him and for a second there, Damian felt like his father’s gaze had turned softer.

“Bruce’s right.” Grayson looks at their father then back at him. “But it still would’ve been nice to know.”

Damian drops his gaze and looks down at the floor. They have the right to be upset. Because it is technically his fault for not telling them about it sooner.

“Okay, enough about that mushy stuff.” Todd sighs and crosses his arms against his chest. “Demon Spawn does have a point,” he briefly pauses and looks at Damian. “But you best better be ready.”

“Ready for what?”

Todd rolls his eyes at his question and looks so done. “To meet your Soulmate, of course,” he states in the most nonchalant voice that Damian was sure he felt bored at this point. Not like Todd wasn’t ever bored, anyway.

“What?”

“The flashing,” Drake points out, “it means that you’re going to meet your Soulmate soon.” The older male grabs his hand and pulls down his sleeve, showing the proud Heart with a now golden outline on his wrist.

Damian lets out a soft “Oh” and frowns. “Wait, how are you so informed about all of this?”

“It’s because even if a Soulmate Bond is rare,” his father adds in on the discussion, “it’s rare enough to be famous and well-known.”

“But you should know one thing,” Todd butts in and looks at Damian as a dark and mischievous look flashes on his face. Something about that look irks the ravenet.

“And what is that?”

“That whatever it takes.” Todd moves closer to him that Damian was almost tempted to take a step back. Almost. “We’re all going to keep whoever that person is from running away from you.” He looks Damian in the eye and smirks. “No Matter What.”

Oh, god… This will certainly not end well.

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BONUS:

CHAT NAME: Let’s Talk About Demon Spawn’s Nonexistent Love Life

TheOGRobin: So I’ve been thinking

I'mTheHOTDawg: Glad you’re finally doing something productive DickieBird

TheOGRobin: RUDE!

CaffeineIsMyJam: Pfft—

TheOGRobin: As I was saying!

TheOGRobin: Don’t you think that it’s pretty convenient how Little Bat’s Soulmate Mark suddenly flashed right after we discussed the class coming from France?

I’mTheHOTDawg: Your point being??

TheOGRobin: I’m just saying

TheOGRobin: Maybe it’s telling us something? Something like a signnnnn?

I’mTheHOTDawg: So what? Demon Brat's Soulmate might be someone from the class from France?

TheOGRobin: EXACTLY!

CaffeineIsMyJam: Pfft—! Lol

CaffeineIsMyJam: dickbelike.png

I'mTheHOTDawg: LMAO

TheOGRobin: I’m being serious Tim!

→|I’mTheHOTDawg changed TheOGRobin's nickname to BeingSeriousTim!|←

BeingSeriousTim!: GODDAMMIT JASON!

I’mTheHOTDawg: :)

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Little do they know ;)

Haha okay before y’all tell me that Damian’s way of uhh thinking(?) is a bit ooc... lemme tell y’all something. I imagine Damian here being like all those people who have numb, expressionless, and emotionless faces... like, no matter what they do, their faces are literally unable to express emotion but on the inside, they’re freaking CHAOTIC.

Although on Damian’s case, his insides are more on grumpy and worried/anxious (while still looking deadass terrifying) and complaining all of the time.

Anyways, you know this is actually supposed to be a part of Chapter one... like, Chapter one was supposed to be full-on POV switching all the time. But I thought, eh, Chapter One’s too long already. So yeah, boom! Here comes Chapter Two.

Buuuuuttttt, I won’t be alternating the POVs each chapter since that’s kind of anticlimactic if you always know what Damian’s thinking about :)

P.S. for those who sent me prompts... gimme a sec, I’m not done with them yet XD the only reason I got to post this early is because this has already been in my drafts for like a long time already.

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curlymantis · 4 years

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aaaa pls tell me stuff abt your ocs they're all so cool!! 🥺💚

Omg I finally finished answering this!!!!! 👀👀

Farcry 5: Zoë Seed!!

Omg that’s me 😏 she was an entomologist checking out the cool insects of Hope county and unfortunately for her she doesn’t believe in private property when it comes to discovering nature. One day chosen find her trespassing on John seeds property. They think she’s a spy for the resistance as she has a camera, binoculars etc. They take her to the main church (conveniently was a Sunday) once service is over shes handed over to the father and himself and John go through her camera. They only find insect pictures and omg wow she’s not a spy. She’s indoctrinated into the cult and ends up eventually becoming John’s right hand of god 😌🙏 sinners who happen to be an extra annoyance go to her where she makes them confess in whatever way possible. Or they die in the process, whoops 💅🏻 She’s polyamorous with all of the seed siblings including Faith cos like come on now let’s be real they all crave and need loving. However she’s married to John Seed because that baby boy is everything 😤❤️ She also likes to do cult posters and help write songs and sing them cos it’s fun as hell. She is closest with John and Faith Seed specifically out of the 4 Seeds. Other cultists are scared of her, or is it respect? Hmm who knows 😌 She also tortures sinners for fun and chases them around the forest making them as shit scared as possible. Oops 😏

The Magnus Archives: is my oc who is an Avatar of the eye and Rayn Porter is my oc who a avatar of the corruption. They both have the same last name as they are both the same person just if they had gone down different entity routes in their life. I’ll talk about Rose first! (I also have an avatar of the flesh and the vast but I haven’t worked on them yet or got them ‘fully fleshed out’ 😏

Rose Porter: avatar of the Eye, marked by the stranger, the spiral and the vast.

From an early age Rose always felt the need to watch people, to know, to understand. As she got older these feelings only became stronger and she begins to stalk people, not because she finds that person special for any particular reason they just happened to look to long at her and she saw them doing so. That just sets something off In her so now they must be followed, acknowledged, understood and scrutinised (me self projecting right into my ocs 😌). She found the Magnus institute one day as she started stalking Rosie. when she had seen the woman walking into a large glorious building she knew something was off, like the itching feeling you get, the feeling in your gut, the sensation of something important. She did not know what had over come her to walk in the building so quickly as that would ruin her chances of learning further about this person who dared make her feel so uncomfortable. But there she was. She was hired immediately of course as a librarian, then moving on the be an archival assistant, shocking to her. But obviously not to Elias Bouchard who knew just how useful her alignment to his almighty beholder. To say she had a crush on him would be an understatement. She can’t explain it. Some would call infatuation, some would call it chemistry, but smart ones say it’s because they are both devotees to the eye and she is in so much deeper than she has ever anticipated or even realises 👀

Rayn Porter: avatar of the corruption, marked by the flesh, the lonely and the stranger.

Rayn despises people (same queen 🙄) they put animals on a higher level of respect than humans. The corruption took ahold of them as a young child, they would always follow and play with cockroaches as a child. However their mother was to say the least an unempathetic, transphobic and cruel woman to say the least. Rayn was raised in a household full of scrutiny, hate and fear. Because of this had very little friends as the only social interaction they knew was their bitch ass mother they turned to the ‘pests’ of their home. Whether these were the slugs and snails in the basement of their home, or they were the cockroaches, house centipedes and rats that dwelled in their attic. They loved and appreciated them all, but their was still something deeper to it. A deep rot had started to form in Rayn and they hated their mother and family. They hated them for how they had cast them aside for not being female, they hated them for all the mistreatment they had faced as a child. The rot started small, a odd old smell that started to lurk around Rayn. Eventually others would notice the smell but would shrug it off as the smell would soon be covered by the smell of Rayns chain smoking. Then one day Rayn was staring in mirror poking at their face and squeezing. They found a sore on her face and squeezed it, pus comes out but something moves underneath. They squeeze harder and something wriggles forth, it’s a very small, juvenile cockroach, streaked slightly in something slimey. As you can imagine that fucked them up a bit, but they learnt to embrace it. Learnt to love that crawling away just underneath their skin are thousands of little legs connected to cockroach’s of many sizes. Sometimes if not managed roaches will find themselves sneaking out of nostrils, mouth and ears. Sometimes even out from behind her eyes. One way they feed the corruption is they set forth the filth at a selected location. All it takes is for them to place a cockroach down in a building and within a week there will be a infestation so strong causing the people in said building to be taken down with it. The Cockroaches will feed on those that they can over power and The Corruption always needs feeding... (Also just want to add cockroaches themselves aren’t actually dirty, they’re actually obsessive cleaners. the locations they live in are dirty)

Telltale Batman- Roz Traegers:

first encounter with John Doe (the eventually to be known Joker) was at the bar he frequented. They had never once seen him drink a drop of alcohol. He would order beer constantly for his alcoholic sure but never consume it himself. Aside from his alabaster white skin nothing about him seemed out of the ordinary to them. Well except the fact he liked to stare, a lot. You would constantly worry it’s because he was just judging you based on your appearance (a lot of people do) however John just likes to stare at people and found you interesting for some reason (cliches I know, but me and John Doe are basically the same person and I like to think he’d think I’m interesting). Roz has a great dislike towards the people John works with, they don’t appreciate how badly they treat him. Especially Harley. John is so obsessed with Harley and she treats him like absolute shit. Roz had a plan to get Harley arrested, however John found out and threatened to never speak to Roz again. Roz has a soft spot for Mr Freeze specifically from the gang also.

Vampyr: Rose Pine

works as an assistant to Camellia at the florist. Rose isn’t a very chatty person and has had quite a traumatic up bringing. Her mother, sister and father are all unfortunately deceased. Her father killed her mother, then sister, then Rose, then turned the knife on himself. Rose survived her injuries (hence the scar on her throat) and was put out into the adoption system. Roses father believed he had been doing his family a service by taking their lives before they could be claimed by Ekons. Roses father had been a vampire believer long before they had even breeched the city. Rose always waves hello to Jonathan Reid when she sees him galavanting around. He always waves back and occasionally they will exchange a conversation. One evening they exchange more than just brief chit chat when Jonathan is required to save her from a group of feral Skals. Rose is very badly injured from her encounter and Jonathan ends up having to change the sweet little florist he sees most evenings into a Ekon. Rose is also good friends with Charlotte Ashbury and Charlottes mother Elisabeth. I haven’t played Vampyr in a wee while, I want to get back into it soon so plan on adding more to her story.

Outlast: Rosie Porter

Rosie worked as a live in psychiatrist for those at mount massive asylum. She lives on the premises that way patient can be attended to at any time. Her experiences throughout life gives her empathy for those that are locked up, that the other guards and majority of other staff just don’t have. Rosie has always been able to empathise with those who would be considered ‘evil’ whether she empathised out of her own sick fascination or because of her heart hurting too much is another question. Rosies favourite patients are Eddie Gluskin and Chris Walker. She was hired after Jeremy Blaire forcibly admitted Chris Walker. Rosie is enamoured with Eddie and he knows it. Knows he has his little psychologist wrapped around his finger. However Eddie would be a hypocrite if he said he also wasn’t wrapped around her finger. Rosie is forcibly committed to the asylum by Jeremy Blaire they start Project Walrider on the patients. Rosie was against it and threatened to blow the whistle on the whole thing (dumb idea) and Jeremy uses her as the first female Walrider test subject. Rosie has engaged in an affair with her boss Jeremy Blaire when she first started working there. Due to their past ‘hands on’ relationship, Rosie is allowed more time with her patients and allowed to be alone with her patients. This has allowed for her to further her work with her patients, as they’re quite open when the know they aren’t being openly judged by the security staff.

Hannibal: Jessi Trees

is a forensic entomologist who works alongside Beverly, Jimmy and Brian analysing dead people n shit. Jessi first met Will Graham on the scene of a crime when they had both been called out. It was the mushroom killer from memory as the soil was packed with invertebrates filled with evidence. Will has just finished doing his whole ‘this is my design’ when Jessi walks up to him and stands quietly beside him, where they say: “These fuckers are filled with worms and I don’t know shit about worms” Will Graham turns and looks at them like what the fuck? Those are dead people. Jessi merely shrugs, smirks and walks off. Jessi can be described by a lot of people as ‘a cold person’ or ‘indifferent’ but passionate. They dehumanise the corpses they’re working with at that’s the only way they can get justice for them. If they get too caught up in all the sadness of it, they can’t move forward from it. Jessi has a crush on Will Graham and Beverly Katz. Jessi questions Will and Hannibals relationship quietly from the background but never really comments.

Bonus character!! Stardew Valley: Zoë

This bad ass came all the way from Zuzu city in need of a better and different life. They inherit their grandfathers old farm and get it up and running. The town is filled with wonderful, amazing people. But of course Zoë has to want to become close friends with the person who hates me everyone: Shane (they’re kindred spirits, Shane isn’t aware of this however because he seems to think he’s the only person who can suffer from substance abuse and sever depression haha.) Shane hates them of course until they keep harassing him and he reasilizes she’s a lot more screwed up than he was aware. Zoë is close friends with Shane (ends up marrying him one day), Linus (I would fucking die for him and anyone who’s cruel to him gets my foot in the butthole), Leah (they hang out frequently and like to paint in the forest together), Emily (I have a massive crush on Emily haha, she’s so similar to me it’s great), is also friends with Sam’s dad and Jodis husband Kent (Kent suffers from PTSD and I’ve developed a lot of my own techniques to help with my own PTSD so we help each other out. Also Jodi I’m stealing your husband, just kidding, unless). Zoë’s favourite animals on her farm are her blue chickens (raised by Shane) and her horse Aaron. Zoë’s favourite yearly event is the moonlight jellies festival!

#farcry 5 #the Magnus archives #telltale Batman #Vampyr #Hannibal #outlast #stardewvalley #stardew #own character

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angelikook · 4 years

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Seokjin As Your Brother

He always reminds you that he's the older one.

Always.

"Jin, I'm bored. Let's go to the movies."

"What are we going to watch?"

"I don't know. We'll see."

When you actually get to the movies and choose one to watch, he just basically turns down every movie you want to watch.

"Let's watch this one!"

"That's rated R! You're too young."

"I'm over 18, Jin."

"You're still too young. Believe me, I'm older than you."

"Okay then. What about that one?"

"Too much blood."

"That one?"

"It's a horror movie. I can't have you crying inside."

"Fine. What are we watching then?"

"This one!"

He chose a kid's movie.

"I'm not a kid, Jin."

"Come on. It'll be fun."

"Whatever."

Overprotective of you.

Especially when you're around the maknaes.

Since your age is closer to theirs.

"Jin, can I come with you to work?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"You'll just mess around with the boys."

"But you also mess around with them."

It feels like he's trying to stop you from having fun.

But he only cares about you and doesn't want you to get hurt.

Because he knows how rough the maknae line is when it comes to playing games.

"Why don't you let her come with us?" Namjoon asks him one day.

"I'm scared they'll accidentally hurt her."

"Just bring her with us. You can still watch over her since we'll all be in the same room."

After some persuasion by Namjoon, he finally agrees.

"Y/n, you can't leave the room, okay? Or else you'll get lost."

"But if I want to go to the restroom?"

"I'll show you the way. Just don't go alone."

"I won't. I'll just ask Jungkookie."

"No! No Jungkookie."

"But I don't want to bother you."

"Although you're the uglier sibling, you'll never be a bother."

He's the reason you'll never find a boyfriend.

Every time you bring a boy into the house, he'll go ballistic.

Even though your parents are cool with it.

"Mom, Y/n is with a boy in the living room."

"That's her study partner, Jin."

"But he's a boy? In our house? With Y/n?"

"So what, Jin? She's allowed to have friends, too. Even if they're dating, she's old enough to have a boyfriend."

"Absolutely not! She can't be dating before I do."

In the end, he just scares the boy by interrogating him.

"What are you guys talking about?"

"We're studying, Jin. Go away."

"I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to your boy over here."

"I don't care. Just go away."

But he doesn't budge.

"Why are you here, boy?"

"Where do you live?"

"Do you have a girlfriend? Or a boyfriend, if you also swing that way?"

And when the boy leaves, Jin only grins in victory.

"Jin, the hell?! I was just trying to study."

"You can study with me."

"I don't want to. You might be the better looking one, but I'm the brain."

Annoying you. Relentlessly.

By waking you up in the crack of dawn on a Saturday.

Hitting you with pillows if you ever walk into his room.

Purposely hiding your phone charger.

"Jin, come on! I know you have my charger."

While suppressing his laugh, he says, "I don't know what you're talking about."

"Jin!"

When it comes to food, he never lets you enter the kitchen.

Ever.

"Don't come to my kitchen!"

"I'm hungry."

"Just order something."

"I don't want to. I want to make food."

You try to enter again.

But he stopped you.

"No. Just tell me what you want to eat. I can't have you destroying my kitchen."

Picking you up from school.

It sucks, though, since the girls on your campus ogles at him.

"Hey, Y/n. How's your class?"

You instantly pushed him back to the car.

"Can you not pick me up?" you hissed.

"Aren't you happy I'm back from tour? Now I can annoy you again."

"Not when girls are checking you out. Or have you forgotten that you're famous?!"

"Nah, they don't know it's me."

"You just wore sunglasses! People still can tell you're THE Kim Seokjin."

"Fine. If you don't want me to pick you up, just tell me next time."

"You didn't even tell me you were going to pick me up!"

When you're sick, he's the one taking care of you since your parents are working.

"You look pale. Did you even sleep?"

"I couldn't sleep last night."

He checks your temperature.

"OMG we need to go to the hospital. Let's go."

"It's just a small fever, Jin."

"Nope. We need to go get it checked."

"We can just go to the doctor."

"But it takes too long. Let's just go to the ER."

Jin wins and drives you to the hospital.

Turns out, he was just overreacting.

You only have a mild fever that'll go away on its own.

"I told you, Jin. I'm okay," you say in the car.

"Shh, just rest. I'll wake you up when we arrive home."

When you're home, he never wants you to leave your room.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm bored. I want to watch TV."

"Absolutely not. Go back to your room. You need to rest."

"I've rested enough."

"Not enough in my opinion."

"But it's just mild fever."

"And I'm not handsome. Now stop lying."

"I'm not lying. The doctor said so."

"I don't buy it. Go back to your room yourself or I'll lock you inside your room."

And of course he wins again.

"You're so annoying. I hope you know that."

But when he's on tour, he misses you more than his other friends at home.

So he facetimes you everyday.

Every. Single. Day.

"Wow, Y/n, you look even uglier than yesterday. Did you cry? What happened?"

"My best friend backstabbed me."

Then you sob again.

He covers his ears.

"Stop it. You sound like a hiccuping cow when you cry."

"Cows don't hiccup."

"What do you mean? You can hiccup and you're a cow."

You can't help but giggle at his words.

"I'm not a cow."

"Yes you are. You ate all my food."

"You were on tour and they were going bad."

"I don't care. Don't eat my food."

"Fine. I won't. Gosh, you're irritating."

When he's on tour and you have no school, he flies you to wherever city he's in.

Because he wants you to see his work, Armys, and the beauty of the city.

Immediately hugs you when he sees you at the airport.

"20 hours of flight don't look good on you."

"Geez, thanks."

Then he whispers in your ear, "Don't you dare get closer to the boys."

"They're my friends, too."

"Being friends doesn't mean you have to get close to them."

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"I don't know. But it sure sounded a lot cooler in my head."

"You're weird."

"And you're this weirdo's sister."

"That's why I think you're adopted. There's no way I have a weird bro if I'm not weird."

"There's no way this handsome face is adopted."

"That doesn't make any sense."

"Neither do you."

Despite all the craziness he puts you through, he lowkey loves you more than anyone.

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secret-engima · 4 years

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a-world-in-grey

Omg, just imagine if Cor got reincarnated into the AC Odessy ‘verse AS A LYNX. Goes to attack another person, gets his ass kicked, and then goes ‘mine now.’ And proceeds to follow Kassandra through her shenanigans metaphorically facepalming because he doesn’t actually have hands anymore. But he will still Throw Paws for his newly adopted daughter

Me: OH NO I REALLY LIKE THIS IDEA HOW DARE-.

-Cor is Less Than Pleased™ to be reincarnated as a cat. Not just any cat, but a Lynx. A small cat. A tiny cat when he knows for a fact there are lions he could have reincarnated as in this world.

-He blames the Astrals. He probably shouldn’t have insulted them so much throughout his last life, but HEY, it’s not his fault they can’t take a few insults.

-He grows up and is used to his new Lynx body, which he’s ... pretty sure still has magic because he knows he can do things (and survive things) other Lynxes don’t. This still doesn’t make up for his lack of thumbs. Or clothes. Or swords. Or-.

-Needless to say he is always in a bad mood, and when he sees a rider clattering down the road at a brisk canter, heedless of Cor in the road and probably about to nearly step on him, Cor doesn’t hesitate to leap up and knock the rider off her horse. The woman yells what is probably a bunch of blistering curses in the language of this world (hey he’s a Lynx, he doesn’t get much, if any, exposure to the greek language), and Cor screams curses right back as he does his level best to claw her face off and chew through her throat.

-Instead, she throws him clear, draws a sword and a broken spear haft that’s basically a knife, and bares her teeth right back at him, just as angry at life as he is. They fight, and somehow, despite having successfully killed enterprising human hunters before in this body, he loses.

-That woman has a kick like a freaking chocobo.

-He lies there, winded and unable to make his body move, and when the woman appears in his side vision, he snarls. He knows what’s coming, he knows what happens when animals lose a fight, especially with humans.

-At least he has a chance of reincarnating with thumbs after this life.

-Except ... she doesn’t finish him off. She stares at him with something like wonder under the simmering anger in her eyes, and runs a gentle hand over his fur, “Run with me,” she whispers in the language he can’t understand, but her intent carries through in her eyes and touch and tone. In the lonely, fierce gleam in her eyes that reminds him too much of a past life’s mirror.

-Cor feels his breath come back to him, feels his limbs respond to him again, and slowly rolls to his paws. He looks into her eyes without fear, not caring that animals don’t DO that, because he is no animal (not in his soul) and he will not be submissive. Not even to this woman who just kicked his tail into the ground.

-And there’s a kindred soul looking back in her eyes, wild and fierce and lost, and Cor decides- what the heck. He had nothing better to do with this lifetime.

-He whirls and launches himself into the bushes at the bear just about to charge without the woman’s notice. She follows with a startled noise, and once the bear is dead, Cor licks blood off his jaws with a smug noise and follows her down the road.

...

-He learns her name is Kassandra. She is a mercenary with her own ship and crew and a pet eagle named Icarus that watches Cor with eyes almost as intelligent as Cor’s own.

-(The crew hears Kassandra’s story of how they met, and one of her sailors names him a word that sounds to him like Punyo and Cor does not know it, but in the sailor’s language the word is Pugno and it means “I fight”, which Kassandra laughed and declared very fitting).

-Her one-eyed captain watches Cor in something like wariness and awe. The man has been on the sea long enough to notice when something is too intelligent and fast and strong to be natural.

-(Another gift, whispers her crew, a gift from Artemis perhaps, a sign of favor, for they have all seen how Kassandra’s new companion can run fast enough to keep up with a horse, jump high and far enough to cross ships in sea battles and survive hits that would break any natural creature. How sometimes in the moonlight those yellow eyes glow blue instead).

-Cor follows her on her journey, and picks up the language for all he can’t speak it. He learns she’s an abandoned child, thrown off a mountain by her own father (and if Cor ever meets the man, there will be blood, he swears) and left to survive on her own until now. That she searches for her family and also to end a cult of monsters wearing human faces (Kassandra watches in awe once as Cor tackles a cultish mid-fight, clinging to his back and biting until the large man drops dead to the floor before he can lay a hand on the Eagle-Bearer). He learns that his new human is an idiot and if he ever gets to an afterlife and meets the others, he will apologize on his knees because astrals was he ever this bad? This reckless? This prone to leaping head first (often literally and often oFF A CLIFF with only a small bed of leaves as a cushion) into trouble? He thinks the answer is yes and Regrets™.

-He also learns Kassandra is terrible at self care, and he may not have thumbs to force feed her with, but he does have his body and he is perfectly willing to drag a fresh kill over to her in his jaws and follow her around screaming around the mouthful of dead meat until she relents and cooks it and eats it. He is fully willing to climb on her when she sits to “briefly rest” and drape on her purring loudly until it lulls her into a dreamless sleep, and anyone who tries to wake her without a good reason will be met with a snarling ball of fur and fury.

-He follows Kassandra, his idiot, his human kitten, his silly young sailor across all the greek world, and when her kitten Phiobe dies he screams her grief for her, and when she trembles, too afraid to step onto the balcony and approach her long lost mother, Cor leans against her knee and purrs reassuringly until she has found her courage.

-When it’s over, she hugs neck and cries for joy into his fur, and he purrs the entire time until she is soothed.

#Secret Engima Rambles #punyo the death cat #Lynx!Cor verse #spoilers ac odyssey

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stray-tori · 4 years

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An Innocent Sin & the good gay flashback ft. my descent into madness

I wasn’t sure if I should post this but I mostly want it archived so here we go. This is from like,, September?

So. “An Innocent Sin” is a dumpster fire unlike anything I’ve ever seen. I don’t remember why I decided to read it. maybe I was crazy. Either way... I read it. It soon started to touch upon (very very outlandish) sexual abuse which I thought was interesting. (the angst, not so much some of the wack circumstances surrounding it)

ANYWAY. at some point... we have a flashback. And not just that. It has a gay character.

And it turns rly gay. which mind you, is still in a het smut manwha (that has a “gay” side couple, but still!)

And it destroyed me.

For those who want to read it because I genuinely think the flashback is a decent bit, it’s all the bonus chapters between chapter 77 and 78 I think. There’s a part before that too, but idk where exactly anymore. (It’s on lezhin! or your platform of choosing)

I don’t THINK you’ll need any other knowledge to get the flashback bit? but it’s been a while.

Below the cut (rip mobile users), you can read all of my amazing reactions (all of these were text messages, for context - but I took most of the replies and convos about other things out). Post is also tagged as long post. :))

(i’m serious, this is fucking long)

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Here I am. Liking the gay flashback character. Feck. Main dude is still straight but idk it's cute pff

This is a mess. The girl white hair likes, likes black hair, maybe, but thinks white hair is attractive

What just happened is sth I'd like to know too pff He's so cute tho omg. Watch me melt Can we stay in this flashback before everything got perverted af and before white hair gets assaulted all the time I would send an eyebrow emote if I could Context: he's asking he says it again

Ik it's not mutual but loookkk he's so sweet. He's kinda rude in present time, can't we stay in this flashback forever

I never asked for gay, never expected gay but I got gay

This story is trash why am I still reading it shdhhd

He caught his mom cheating. And now she's forcing him to watch??? What is thissss Well adoptive mom But still sudhdidu what Bitch how dare YOU exist

Save my babyyyy

Yay sister that's not yet a rapist to the rescueee

This flashback is actually just nicer in every way let's just stay here This is a super long flashback btw Idek anymore what triggered it

Okay I think I'm gonna make the sensible decision and let this dumpster fire rest and just go sleep

It was very wild. I kinda wanna see white hair get therapy but it has 90 chapters and I'm at like 30... So I'm very concerned this is gonna be very dragged out. Idek if it's even finished ahahsududi - but I do kinda wanna see where it goes and see more cute Noah (white hair) so. Here we are.

yeahhh like i was down for the sexual abuse angst but then the mother killed the adoptive son's mother bc the dad had a thing for her?? and it was someone a person studying with white hair knew and so he's investigating and I'm like how did this turn into a crime organisation kind of plot

hhhhhhh i... i appreciate these horny things also tackling abuse but it always kind of gives me weird vibes to have both, especially when its very horny. And when people are horny to people who've been abused. Idk but I'd assume... you might try NOT to tie them up if they're frequently bondaged during their assaults. I'm just.... disjdksdj hello?? am i weird?? why are they fine with it???

also this manwha is so wild, theres this murder mystery investigation thing and then theres just a couple doing honry stuff sprinkled in between and i'm like OKAY

they rescued a guy in their basement and he's understandably very traumatized and they're trying to question him cut to our main couple trying bondage which i still dont understand bECAUSE HE'S A RAPE VICITM WHY ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS the ones questioning arent the main couple of course but idshkjds

like im glad he's somehow okay with all this horny stuff despite his trauma and im glad he can be happy and have a nice relationship but DO WE NEED THIS MUCH OF IT he's very cute tho

i like that even when i try other stuff lezhin recommends me it still has large amount of gay in it

[mei: i mean... that's pretty great, if you ask me]

I mean I agree, I'm enjoying the gay eheheh these tonal whiplashes there's not even that much white space between the panels fhjd nvm it just turned horny goddamn it can there be 1 chapter without fucking? okay, there were the flashbacks

WE ARE BACK IN FLASHBACKS but im not getting the gay relationship, sad

OH WAIT AM I GETTING GAY COMFORT bc thats very good too

OH NNOOO this turned sad very quickly

I'M SORRY IM SPAMMING BUT THIS IS JUST ANGSTY

I'M :((((

different species confirmed

I rly like them :((( I like the current girl too but it's just..... very horny with her. the flashbacks are nice [current tori edit: she’s very unloyal idk why i said I liked her] im weird HHHHH RIPPP

someone help him he looks so saddddd

not sure if thats the most healthy relationship but I'LL TAKE IT

AWWW black hair's mom cooks mild food for them bc Noah can't eat spicy food :((( im soft

PFFF

I LOVE THE FLASHBACKS :(((

awww

i feel like theyve done much more bonding than noah's current relationship. I mean yes I think its cute when she comforts him, too, but they rarely do anything besides be horny together

OH OH THEY'RE KISSING

best buildup, honestly

the position is hornier than I'd like later here goes hope it stays cute

D-did someone just respect the word "stop"??? I am amazed

i think you might uh. have some trauma stuff too so yknow

Dohye is a little dramatic in his reassurance but it's all rly cute so I'm :(( I like them a lot pls stay like this getting invested in flashbacks is always like: ik it wont stay but pls stay like this

hELP

chapters ending in "i wanna touch him" is never good. I'm scared. Oh okay he didnt do anything. PHEW. He's already better than the girl, can't they just end up together lmao

[Noah was jealous]

w-why do you look so evil dohye haukdhjs

oh. oh no. the horny is starting. pls dont... just be cute forever

DOHYE NO YOU WERE SO DECENT WHY ARE YOU LYING ABOUT KOREAN TRADITIONS TO GET HIM TO DO STUFF HORNY STUFF TOO NO PLS STOP I JUST- WHEEE TvT the manwha is actually less visually horny in the flashbacks but im not sure if its bc its BL which isnt rly the genre of the manwha or if its bc they're still kids basically, which... I'd respect the latter, tho I'd prefer it to be like this constantly haha

okay. he's not respecting stop anymore, but it's also more of embarrassed nature more than "no i dont want this stop" so maybe i can forgive it. Still losing points, but he hugged him and it was sweet so HHHHHHHHHHH NOT SURE HOW I SHOULD JUDGE THIS SITUATION

They [Noah’s family] forbid him to visit his friends house I AM DEVASTATED

understandable they're a rapist, a fucked up murderer mother and a father with a thing for younger women so

tho he dont know any of that but yknow he's so pretty just fucking end me on the spot

hooo

they are boyfriends and ik from the future that his sister is gonna ruin it allll she has those drugs that make visual imaginations feel like they rly happened to the person (dont know if thats real but holy fuck its terrifying) and she's used it before to say that Noah assualted her. and im pretty sure shes gonna use it again bc there was a panel of Noah remembering Dohye being uhhhh intimate with her and thats why Noah began to hate him and im so sad im not ready for it. bc he's denied it in the future and i honestly couldnt see it happening even before that or she drugged Dohye, i guess thats a possibility too

[current tori: oh girl, it’s neither and it’s wack]

which if, btich you gonna die even more enough rambling, more reading. this makes me so sad but also spicy

on the manwha note, he thinks Noah doesnt like his family bc he's adopted and doesnt feel comfy which....... fair enough i suppose. and he's so cute im gonna melt just looK AT THIS

SHUt UP, IM GONNA CRY

OH MY GODDDD he ate like ice and gum and all that, and Dohye assumed it was bc of the more spicy food and got rl worried, but he was just trying to get the smell out of his breath bc he wanted to kiss him ukhsdjs HOW CAN YOU BE SO CUTE HELLLOOOOOOOOO

look at them. LOOK AT mY BABIESSSS

how am i ever gonna care about the main couple again aww he-he wanted to go to the same highschool as him :((( im sad bc i know its not gonna happennnnnn

[mei: also at this point, you're literally never gonna care about them. i don't even know the main couple that well and i honestly don't care about them whatsoever.]

WAIT NO they're actually going to the same school awww ik it wont take long until sister fucks it up for them but for now theyre so sweet ohmygodddd

cant he move in with them, fuck his family honestly

dohye he's not a fucking pokemon iukhsdjs

oh. its. turning horny i am displeased with this development but i guess its natural for their relationship however COULD YOU DO IT AT HOME AND NOT IN SOME DUSTY SMALL ROOM how do ppl do this i like that the comments too are just "... is anyone still carng about the other girl?" sakjds

this is the best 3 panels in existence.

h-he just took your hand dohye idk what to tell you

[mei: "you blush at everything i do" god if that isn't me, idk what is]

awww its cute dohye is getting bonus points bc he invited Noah over while his mom wasnt home, they watched some sexual stuff and he DIDNT try to do anything what is this where can i get more of this

"well im not okay"

MY BABIESSSS

they still didnt do much btw they're just kinda exploring and its honestly nice TvT I dont want this to ever endddd

[Dohye sees Noah’s sister and approaches her] N O

N OOOO

this is the starttttt of something.......... TERRIBLEEEE

:((( babyyyy

I AM EMO

Noah was drugged im sure. hes having dreams and waking up in pain and the sister is asking doyhe over I DONT LIKE THISSSSSSS OH HE DECLINED

OKAY OKAY he saw him with her again but it was from behind and im not sure if it rly happened??? oh no this is terrible. Noah :((( poor child

i am so emo about this

[reminder he’s been abused TvT]

[the sister: “Don’t you want to know why?”]

i will. murder someone he called to ask her to delete his number btw what is this manwha but this is just gonna make it that more tragic when whatever happens that breaks them apart :(((

he's such a good bf but Noah just wont TELL him his side I'M SO SAD

I AM SO SAD

It cant end im actually tearing up nooo you were so cuteeee and happpyyy

[*sister is telling dohye to come to the gym hall*]

what else is she gonna do she already teared [current tori: ahem... T O R E] them apart THAT'S NOT DOYhE. THATS NEVER HIM. OH MY GOD. is it a look alike??? damn, she's dedicated to just. ruining it, huh

I’M

I’M SO SAD

now he's switching SCHOOLS NO NOOOOO how will i ever find happiness againnnn NO they're misunderstanding further they're not talking properly i mean i get it but oh my god

I'M :(((

NO NOOOO pls make up in the future at least omg he tried to clear it up tooo ahhh i dont even have hopes for them getting back together but i just i want them to clear it up im crying first manwha to make me cry and it's this dumpster fire ahaha maybe a little too bc it kinda hit a little close to home i guess but goddamnn ittttt they were so cuteee and so happy and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH NO. Noahs getting drugged and assaulted. And he's realizing it happened before, he just forgot. I am. so sad it's not horny drawn either which i appreciate but MY HEART NO

N O DONT YOU DARE MAKE THIS WORSE

Im. gonna cry more

Doyhe kept an eye on him im so emo :(( but he thought he was doing well enough and gave up.... Im im so sad no i want you to make up and get back together its all just a stupid........... MEHHHH will i ever find sth like this flashback again

[mei: p-probably not, no]

i am so devasted i dont even wanna go back to the main couple just fucking. i want this relationship back :(((( but i guess the investigation might end up somewhere so hhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh the baker manwha had a similar flashback feeling so. i just gotta find more of that haha

BUT THIS WAS SO SAD??? im so emo

[Dohye got kidnapped // the flashback commentary stops here but I think my descend into madness is pretty funny too]

OH YEAH THAT HAPPENED. THE FLASHBACK WAS SO LONG I FORGOT. NOOOO SAVE HIM. JESUS CHRIST PLS JUST ONE GOOD THING

its. actually rly smart to have another, more focused on them flashback, before the arc where he gets kidnapped by the rapist murder household so. good job. from a meta perspective but also NO but also. maybe theres hope for them making up at least after all :(((

[main couple kissing] this is. very weird now. but im glad he has someone, he deserves it but dohyeeeee

and switching to sex, YET AGAIN now i wanna see this EVEN LESS THAN I DID BEFOREEEE it's even.... a threesome now with one of the other characters why are you like this why can't you be. like in the flashback i am so upset HAHHHHH WHEEEZEEEE

I am just stop fucking jesus christ PLEASE I DONT WANNA SEE IT ANYMOREEEEE

im just stop the horny pls just tell me who that new guy is and why doyhe likes him so much

[mei: this manwha is a fucking mess but at least we got your lovely commentary out of it]

dhsuksj thanks i feel honored at least i got cute BL out of it before everything went [back] to shit

[mei: THAT TOO]

[...]

tbh im getting kinda mad about doyhe... i dont... feel like he'd just fall instantly for a guy who looks like Noah... but eh not my character

i just want closure for dohye at this point, fuck everything else ... not literally pls theres already too much of that

pls get it together for like 1 chapter is the investigation even still happening i am so confused save dohye plEASE wait what i have less than 10 episodes left Dont tell me this shit isnt even wrapped up yet

[Dohye is having a breakdown over the Noah double not coming to see him anymore]

yeah i this... doesnt feel like Dohye... at all... Even when Noah was rejecting him he was just kind of... taking it with some humor and maybe he was a little desperate and risky sometimes but... oh well... i do want him to get better but... im having a hard time believeing this development??? he never seemed overly anxious or anything. but who knows what else they did to him. Sister can still go fuck off tho

[...]

i mean. i liked the flashbacks a lot honestly??? it stayed simple and focused on the dynamics and less trying to balance smut with murder plots

[dm partner: NO THAT'S WHAT I MEAN LIKE CLEARLY THE AUTHOR CAN MAKE A GOOD STORY SO I'M JUST... CONFUSED AS TO WHY THEY DIDN'T STICK WITH SOME SOFT, FLUFFY BL ROMANCE MANWHA AND DECIDED TO MAKE WHATEVER THIS IS INSTEAD ]

okay i dont care bc dohye is currently getting assaulted nobody asked for this why i just. this is terrible. he was... so sweet. he doesnt deserve this. nobody does of course but jesus christ pls someone save him at least its not horny visually, one saving grace

ah... the assult is back to being depicted horny-ly thank you for nothing

[... removed some general confusion about the plot]

YES. SOME SHIP FOOD.

i am. suffering i mean i cant stop but GOD

okay so apparantly. the sister. has just an arsenal of people who look like other people Dohye, then Noah... and even Noah's GF??? this is ridiculous??

one good message

why

did you feel the need to add that [actual tired rage]

im gonna die this manwha is gonna kill me im laughing but im suffering oh hes arrested great and thats the end and the last update was in january of this year

why AS IN NOAH IS ARRESTED nobody who actually did anything is arrested What is this why is this AHHH I at least wanted the complete-ness of finishing this but now I'M JUST SUFFERING

[ mei: I MEAN TO BE FAIR I'D BE SUFFERING TOO BC JUST... WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE?? MANY QUESTIONS?? AND MANY CONCERNS BC THIS MANWHA IS JUST... AN EXPERIENCE ]

its an experience allright WELL

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yup that’s it.

in my head, in a twist of events Dohye and Noah make up and are actual endgame. Something like that must exist out there but I won’t ask because it’d destroy the surprise and ruin the point.

That’s it.

Have a nice day.

#an innocent sin #dohye x noah #noah x dohye #long post #tori talks #tori has opinions #reactions #yes I do this often in our dms #poor mei #toriqueue

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