#also c) sometimes you just gotta shower and drink to relax

[tamayokny]

me after working my five hour shift at my (new) part time job

[hangezoeenthusiast]

God(hcs)

c!multiple x god!reader

notes: the reader will be the god of death to make it a little bit more spicy :). c!punz’s pronouns are he/they, i’m not sure about the others, but i know theirs. also why does ranboo take away my gender? /j

word count: 1,672

warnings: arson, violence, cursing, yelling, mention of death, voices in technos part, spoilers for wilbur if you haven’t watch tommy’s lore stream, revival for wilbur, making a religion, time travel, egg, prison, stealing, anarchy, playful name calling

Sapnap

so obviously y’all would be a great match :)

you have creative mode, so when sap would ask you to give him a lighter and tnt, you would GLADLY give it

also, can we talk about him being a nether hybrid

fire squared

like fires left and right, hide your mom and your children in your house lol /j

but besides the whole arson thing, you favor him above anyone else on the server

like if he asks for diamond blocks, well here’s a whole inventory of it, also, here’s some ancient debris and some netherite

if someone asked, you would probably grant them with poison and curses, just because you can’t be “unloyal” to snapchat 

wouldn’t be lonely anymore

Dreamwastaken

this duo is less chaotic, but chaotic enough where people avoid you

he still asks you for stuff, but most of the time, you don’t give him it because he annoys you too much about giving stuff

“hey y/n/n, can i pretty please get some emerald blocks.”

“nope bitch, get it yourself.”

but sometimes, you grant him some op shit, when it’s your good day

“because i’m being nice, here’s some diamond, now, don’t ask me again you little piss baby.”

“shut your trap y/n.”

“or what homeless teletubby, what are you going to do to a god like me?”

“you hang out with technoblade to much.”

Georgenotfound

maybe the least chaotic duo

you guys keep on relaxing and relaxing until the point where you don’t do anything

he barely asks you for anything, but only when it’s really really important, like a house or build

especially when he was building his little cottagecore house, he needed your godly presence to help

“y/n, what should the roof be made of?”

“i suggest brick, it makes it more aestheticy if that makes any sense.”

also barely any drama or tea with you guys

never arguing and never betraying each other is a must

Tubbo

also another least chaotic duo

literally help him with his bee farm, he will (platonically) love you forever

gotta be close to ranboo, that’s the rule

gives him SO much stuff, he’s a precious boi 🙄

also gotta be close to tommy, but not as much unfortunately

you help him pick out things for builds, like what material clashes with another, etc

“do you think that the wool and the netherite blocks look good together y/n?”

“nah, what i suggest is the wool with the gold, it looks perfect.”

sometiems, gotta put him in check because he gets a little ego built up

you definitely yank his horn a little too hard because of your IMMENSE STRENGTH

“OW, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT Y/N.”

“calm down sunny, you were just getting a bit over your head a little.”

Tommyinnit

chaotic duo like sapnap

snaps at anyone who annoys you and vice versa

you give him EVERYTHING, obviously except op and creative

he tries to persuade you to do something, but dreamxd wouldn’t allow it, since he is the main boss

“come on y/n, give me op.”

“no tommy, xd will kick my ass.”

“pweaseee.”

“no.”

you would DEFINITELY help him with the Big Innit Hotel, making the whole layout and color palette.

both of you have an intense hatred for ranboo, since he “stole” tubbo away from tommy

Ranboo

least involved in everything

just stay in the tundra and drink some tea, and you’re good for all of your life

helps him get netherite all the time so your boii can get the good stuff 😬

when he mines to get diamonds, he literally prays to you

“y/n, if you’re listening, please give me a 6 vein, i desperately need it for my collection of diamond blocks.”

and THERE IT IS

more than a 6 vein actually, a 12 vein

guess he needs to pray to you more

daily tea sessions, to talk about the good stuff, and NO, and i repeat NO skipping

threatening to flick water on him check ✅

Wilbur Soot

literally you spoil him

not to be angsty, but when he died and lost his last canon life, you revived him instead of Dream

now he’s practically at your knees

like he’s thinks that he owes you, but actually that’s the opposite

he was revived because you were lonely, and wanted your best friend back :(

prays to you when he goes to bed

“hey y/n, hope you’re having a great day, (platonically) love you.”

“love you too mortal.”

sometimes, to be at the peak of godness, you shower upon wilbur as gold to symbolize blessings, like zeus did before

“omg y/n, what are you doing?”

“i’m trying to bless you, shut up bitch.”

just saying, he would make a religion about you :/

Karl Jacobs

omg don’t get me started on this

first, you wouldn’t codone him going back in time

he would definitely forget your name a lot, so that’s why you hated it

“hey karl, how are you doing?”

“i’m sorry, but do i know you?”

ANGST IS TOO MUCH FOR ME

you were definitely the one to push him towards sapnap and quackity

this is also another spoiled boi

give him the entire world while you’re at it pwease

he wants a few diamonds, nope, give him a chest full of them

Quackity

why are there so much chaotic duos in here?

literally chaos times infinity

energy to the max

literally, did you take an energy drink

grants him every wish he can randomly think off

“can i get a bucket with lava and a fish in it?”

“weird choice, but ok man.”

gotta be close to sap and karl or he isn’t your friend anymore /j

helps with las nevadas a lot, and definitely tries to rig the machines so you get money

“hey big q, i got 10,000 dollars.”

“that’s impossible... y/n, did you cheat?”

“nooo 😊”

help him preen his wings, and he goes “I LOVE YOU, MWAH MWAH.” obviously in his mind 🙄

Awesamdude

definitely helps him maintain the prison

you both love setting up red stone contraptions and pistons and all that giz

“hey sam, do you know where the redstone torches are?”

“yeah, there behind the pistons in the back.”

also you helped build the prison, since he could do that by himself

“are you sure that lava wall will work y/n, your calculations seem inaccurate.”

“i’m sure sam, this will add some more security to this goddamn server.”

nerd squared lol

BadBoyHalo

wouldn’t condone the egg

you warned him multiple times to get away from its grasp, but most of the times he’ll decline

“i won’t y/n, the egg is the future.”

he still, even after all the advancements, even after everything, he tries to ask you to join the eggpire

“come on y/n, you’ll like being with us.”

“i don’t wanna be on a stupid egg side, like let me crack the egg, i wanna eat it and turn it into a omelette.”

he doesn’t like that joke :(

but before he discovered the egg, both of you were joint at the hip

sight seeing was a must

languages being thrown around everywhere, since you were the little language muffin

Punz

steals stuff from everyone

hide your stuff, because the punzo-y/n team is unstoppable

definitely they can be really stubborn and indecisive

like one day, he will be like, “i need gold blocks.” and the next, “nevermind, i need netherite actually.”

like hon, stop switching

also anarchy buddies

burning down forests and buildings are your guys’s specialty

when you give him gold when they doesn’t ask, his heart goes brrr and his brain goes, “pog pog, they’re so cool, lets hug them.”

Technoblade

now this is the most deadly duo in the entire Dream Smp

better not piss you guys off 😐

he’s the Blood God, and you’re the God/Goddess/God being of Death

so if some occasion where you need to battle someone, like Techno’s enemies, *clears throat and murmurs Quackity*, you will obviously back your boy up :)

help him with enchanting and potions and he’s set for life

also you got have to be close to the great Philza Minecraft since him and Techno are buddy buddy

anarchy squared

helps with the voices since you have some of your own

“so what you’re saying is that i need to pay attention to them?”

“yeah, when i first learned that the voices were in my head, i tried to ignore them, but that sucked. so what i did was try to distract myself with various tasks, and that sucked.”

“so what do i do, you’re saying that i should listen to them, but how do i do that when they literally shout at me.”

“just embrace it, obviously when they do their little chant of blood for the blood god, you have to ignore them.”

“you suck at advice.”

Philza Minecraft

so since both of you resemble death, him being the Angel of Death and you being the God/Goddess/God being of Death, y’all are fucking best friends, platonic soulmates if you will

death squared

watch out, because if you piss them off, prepare to d-

gotta be close to Ranboo and Techno, and obviously others who he platonically likes

he doesn’t need to ask you for stuff, he’s the fricking Angel of Death, but he will ask you to preen his wings :D

“ow, not there y/n.”

“oh shut up grandpa, let me do it.”

“I’M NOT OLD DUMBASS.”

Dream XD

two gods at once, damn there is so much chaos

left and right, you guys are noticed by everyone, like purrrr

y’all would be in some fancy shit, to show your power

you would get jealous of him hanging out with george

“why are you jealous y/n?”

“you’re hanging out with george to much, hang out with me please :(.”

gifts are a must, even though both of you have access to creative

[hops-hunny]

College Girls

Pairing: Rodrick Heffley x Reader

Pronouns: She/Her

Word Count: 2.2k

Request: anon “How about Rodrick invites the reader to a party (he’s been crushing on her for the longest) but she plays hard to get and at the party her friends try to convince her to give him a chance and later it leads to them playing 7 minutes in heaven and they confess to each other and it goes from there ;) it could end in smut or fluff your way ly <3”

Summary: (college!au) College girls and their games, good thing Rodrick loves to play.

Warnings: Mentions of weed and alcohol, making out, teasing

A/N: Ok I forgot to make them confess but it’s implied sorry anon. I still hope you enjoy it!

If there was one thing Rodrick knew, college was a shit ton different than high school was. However, that wasn’t a bad thing. Unlimited booze and bud, hot chicks, and parties that never ended? He was practically in heaven! He had grown into himself, feeling more confident than ever since Heather had rejected him his senior year. In fact, he couldn’t recall the last time he thought about her but if he had to pinpoint it, it was a few months ago when she had hit him up, begging the boy to give her a chance. Oh the irony behind that. That was another good thing about college. In high school, all the girls thought he was just some loser who wasted too much time on a band that would always be shit. 

But with years of experience under their belt and more free time to practice, Löaded Diaper was beginning to become a big deal in their rinky dink shithole off a small town. God was he glad too because with clout, also came hot girls in skirts that barely covered their ass. The opportunity for endless amounts of hookups was an absolute dream come true, but all dreams lose their shine eventually. When fucking became a mere thing to pass the time between class, gigs, and parties, he realized that it wasn’t as great as he thought it was. He was starting to crave something more, something like or, someone like- her.

God she was a babe. Rodrick still remembered the first time he saw her. Löaded Diaper was doing another house gig, everyone in the crowd dancing and moving to the intense music. And all of a sudden, a strobe light glossed over her perfectly, almost like a halo of blue light and his eyes were hooked. She was there with her friends, one of them whispering something in her ear which caused her to lock eyes with his. Pretty (e/c) eyes meeting his own brown ones. It was almost perfect, almost. As soon as they had finished the last note of their song, without missing a beat she swiftly made her exit and he made his way after her. Rodrick jumped off the stage, chasing after her and her friends all the way till they reached the curb. He grabbed her arm causing the girl to look back.

“Hey, uh, did you enjoy the gig?” He asked, running his fingers through his sweaty hair nervously. He felt his nerves rise even more at the sound of her friends’ giggles.

“I wouldn’t have stayed the whole gig if I didn’t, would I?” she retorted, rolling her eyes as she began to open the passenger door of the black mercedes.

“Yeah, I guess that was a dumb question..” he trailed off as she closed her door. His eyes widened at the fact he hadn’t gotten her name prompting him to take off after the car. He felt relieved as the girl rolled down her window, looking up at him through her thin framed sunglasses. “Wait! I didn’t get your name, I’m Rodrick.” he smirked, watching as she pulled her sunglasses up to rest on the top of her head.

“Didn’t give it.” she quipped, sending him a wink as her friend took off into the distance. Who was she? All he knew about her was that she had a mouth on her and lived on the other side of campus. A lot of girl’s fit that description so it wasn’t easy asking around about her. However, as he stood here in the corner of the party his fraternity was throwing, he’d recognize a pair of nice legs like that from anywhere. His eyes took in her appearance. She had on a denim mini skirt, black turtleneck and a pair of knee high boots that matched. The boy had to practically stop himself from gawking at how good she looked, curves clinging to every bit of the form fitting outfit. He cleared his throat as his friend nudged him, looking to see what he wanted.

“Uh don’t look now, but I think that girl you were eye fucking is definitely eye fucking you back dude. Is that the chick from the gig a few weeks ago that you won’t shut up about?" Rodrick glared at the man, shoving him into the wall before walking towards her. He watched as her friends “coincidentally” all began to head off in other directions, leaving her to offer him a flirty little smile behind the drink she’d been nursing.

“Well if it isn’t the little drummer boy! To what do I owe the pleasure, Rodrick?” she purred, sitting down her now empty cup. She stepped forward, leaving them to be pressed chest to chest. It could easily be blamed on the crowded room but the two knew otherwise. He smirked back at her, wrapping his arms around her waist securely.

“I’m a simple man. I see a pretty girl sending looks my way, I come.” his eyes widened as he began to overthink his word choice. “N-not like that! Like I come over not like cum in my pants. I-I’m not like some virgin...well I’m not some man whore either! I don’t fuck around a lot. Not like the option isn’t there bu-” he quit his nervous ramblings at the sound of her laughter. He relaxed, smiling as the girl wrapped his arms around her neck. He began to lean in thinking she would ask him for a kiss but instead she missed his lips, putting hers next to his ear before whispering,

“Wanna dance?” Before he could answer, the girl (who’s name he still didn’t catch) was dragging him to the dance floor, moving his hands to rest on her hips. He tried to keep his movements as fluid as possible. It took him a bit but eventually his movements matched hers, as they swayed to the beat of the song. She pressed her head against his shoulder, looking up at him as she continued the movements against his pelvic area. “I love this song, it’s one of my favorites.” she whispered. He didn’t know if it was because he was cross faded or his enjoyment of the movements but D’Evils by SiR was beginning to become one of his favorite songs too. How could it not when there was such a pretty girl pressed against his front?

“Yeah? It suits you.” he muttered, leaning his head down to hover his own chapped lips above the girl’s soft gloss covered ones. She hummed in agreement, both of them slowly inching towards each other before she stopped, letting out a cheeky giggle.

“Did you really think I was going to kiss you that easily? You’ve gotta earn it.” She said, dragging a manicured hand against the skin of his neck. He shivered a bit as goosebumps formed, watching as she disappeared back into the crowd. He swore some, groaning as he fiddled with the growing bulge in his jeans. Was he out of the game for too long or had girls always been this hard to get? Either way, he didn’t care. Rodrick was gonna get this girl and her name by the end of the night if it was the last thing he ever did. He broke out of his thoughts, keeping sight of her figure making its way through the beaded curtain which led to the basement of the large frat house. Quickly he chased after her, trying to keep up with her. And, as if on purpose, every time he’d get close she’d flash him that breathtaking smile and continue on her path. Finally, she reached her supposed destination, a small group of people on couches, discussing the plans to play something. 

“So, what’s the game?” He asked, causing everyone to look up at him as he sat on the couch farthest from her. He looked at the bottle in the center of the table, proud of himself and his seating choice. The further he was away, the more likely the bottle was to land on the pretty thing across from him.

“7 minutes in heaven. You down?” A brunette girl asked, a flirty look in her buzzed eyes. He ignored her small attempt at an advance, nodding as he locked eyes with the girl of the hour. He shot her a wink, smirking as she rolled her eyes, biting her lip to hide the smile that was making its way onto her face. For someone so adamant about playing this game of cat and mouse, she seemed to be fighting off her feelings very harshly. None of that mattered now though. If there was a god, he hoped he’d be on his side. Never had he wanted to be stuffed inside a muggy dark closet with someone so badly.

“Of course I’m down. Do I look like a pussy to you?” he asked, watching as the (h/c) haired girl opened her mouth. He gave her a pointed look, tilting his head at her. “Don’t answer that, legs.” The girl looked surprised at the nickname but didn’t say anything, trailing her acrylic nails up the curve of her thigh. His brown eyes followed curiously, jumping slightly as she closed her legs quickly giving him a mocking pout. Tonight was going to be a long night.

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Round after round was filled with surprises, none involving Rodrick or the mystery girl of his affections. Sometimes, the two people involved would cheer or jump up excitedly, ceasing the moment that they were desperately waiting for. Other times they would groan in disgust and hell, he couldn’t blame him with the hygiene of some of these people. Have they ever even heard of a shower, deodorant? Only their BO could tell. However, his odds grew more and more as it was finally his turn to spin the bottle. He picked it up, kissing the empty beer bottle as he made up some prayer. He let out a deep breath before spinning the bottle. As he watched it spin, the only thought he could seem to form was, ‘Please, please please. Cmon, cmon, cmon!’

Finally the bottle began to halt, making a rumbling noise as it stopped. His eyes followed the nose of it, letting out an internal cheer as his eyes met the (e/c) eyes from across from him. He pulled up his jeans before walking over to the girl, holding a hand out to her. She eyed it before smirking up at him, allowing her to pull him up. Rodrick looked down at her hand before tangling his fingers with her own, pulling her towards the closet. Once they both were in there, silence overcame them leaving the muffled music from upstairs to be the filler between silent space. He cleared his throat some, catching the shorter girl’s attention.

“Sooo, um. Would this count as earning it?” He quipped, giving her a flirty grin. The girl rolled her eyes before moving closer to him, pulling him down to her own height as she wrapped her arms around his neck. Rodrick wasted no time, pulling the girl by her hips and planting his on hers. The kiss was everything he’d hope it’d be. Passionate, hot, and filled with every bit of desire that had built up over the course of the party. He nibbled at her lip, causing a moan to slip from her lips. He smirked a bit, pulling away some to look into her eyes a bit.

“I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting you to be a good kisser. You looked like you would give me a lot of teeth and too much tongue.” she giggled some, tugging his bottom lip between her teeth before releasing it. He rolled his eyes, smirking as he leaned in, nibbling on her neck a bit. He felt victory overcome him at the soft whimper that came from her lips.

“My pride’s a bit wounded, princess.” he purred, lifting her up as he pinned her against the wall. He leaned back in for another kiss, this one more deep and intense than the last. He groaned softly as she tangled her fingers in his hair, gripping at it slightly. He slid his tongue over her bottom lip, quickly tangling it with hers when she opened her mouth. They’re tongues danced a bit, fighting for dominance before he won. He absorbed her moans, sucking on her tongue as he slid a hand under her skirt, stroking the skin of her upper thighs. Rodrick noted how soft her skin was before gripping at it harshly, stroking her hips with his thumbs.

Just as he slid his hands under her shirt, a knock broke them out of their kiss. He groaned in annoyance, pulling away and fixing her clothes for her as the door was ripped open. The (e/c) eyed girl was the first to walk out, looking back at him as if she had something to say.

“(Y/n).” she said, causing him to look at her in confusion. “My name? It’s (Y/n). I hope this isn’t a habit of yours, making out with girls whose names you don’t even know.” she said, looking up at him expectantly. His mouth opened and closed as he stuttered, searching for the words to say. He cleared his throat before grabbing her hand, beginning the path to his own room.

“Not anymore it isn’t.”

[saeyoungs-sunflower]

yo!!! what are the rfas nighttime routines with mc?

Welcome back to another episode of ‘Sunny is drinking alone and decided to get her shit together and do some requests’ (I am a horrible influence, if you are under the drinking age please be responsible). Anywayyyy here ya go anon! I very well may read this back in the morning and edit it again but will let you know! <3

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RFA nighttime routines with MC

Zen:

❤︎ Zen’s all about a pamper y’all

❤︎ he wants to stay looking fresh and healthy but bbygirl he also wants to make sure you’re well looked after

❤︎ is it even a nighttime routine if you don’t have an elaborate hour-long skincare regime?

❤︎ well yes Zen not everyone is as extra as you like you might as well be chewing gum

❤︎ if anyone actually gets that dumb joke then i am so sorry but also you get 10 points

❤︎ whilst i don’t imagine Zen to usually be that tired in the evenings, his muscles are always tired after a show/day of rehearsals

❤︎ so he would have a bath but he also gets home pretty late and doesn’t wanna faff around ya know?

❤︎ so shower it is

❤︎ oh you think that because he’s a grown ass man that he could be away from you for like 10 mins to shower on his own? well you thought wrong

❤︎ actual puppy

❤︎ sometimes it turns into ~sexy times~ but most of the time he just enjoys the intimacy/closeness and enjoys it when you take care of each other

❤︎ and boy when you shampoo his hair he literally turns to putty

❤︎ when you get out of the shower he L O V E S to do your hair

❤︎ king of braiding

❤︎ but he L O V E S it even more when you do his hair

❤︎ pretty sure you heard him purr once

❤︎ then he sneezed lmao

❤︎ you’re both pretty much out as soon as you get into bed but you always fall asleep in each others’ arms

❤︎ to conclude: nighttimes are about taking care of each other

Yoosung:

★ so this man FINALLY got his life together once you started dating

★ you helped him find his motivation and drive again so it’s actually a pretty production evening most of the time

★ your goal is to get everything done early on so you can relax properly later

★ soon as you both get home? homework/work straight away

★ you also try to make a habit of cooking dinner together every night

★ but you know how it is sometimes you just wanna order a takeaway and that’s chill too

★ do what you gotta do boo

★ once you’ve finished dinner aND DONE ALL THE WASHING UP (don’t you dare leave it until the morning Yoosung i see you), you play LOLOL together !!!!

★ he found that it was SO much more rewarding to play once everything he needed to do was done, and he didn’t have that horrible nagging guilt whilst he had down time

★ then all that’s left to do is get ready for bed !!

★ …

★ …Yoosung?

★ GO TO BED FOOL

★ “mC oNe MoRe gAme” “you said that an hour ago.” “i MeAn iT tHiS TiMe”

★ EVENTUALLY you drag him to bed but he’s always grateful when you do because he only realises how tired he is when his head hits the pillow

★ and he also gets  s n u g g l e s  so it’s always worth it

★ to conclude: nighttimes are productive but also relaxing

Jaehee:

☞ this poor woman works so hard

☞ even when she quits working for Jumin and you guys open the coffee shop, she still always pushes herself to the max

☞ ya girl gets tired

☞ so you know what that means

☞ BUBBLE BATH TIME

☞ some things only bubbles can heal

☞ wow what that’s so deep Sunny ah yes wasn’t it thank you Sunny aren’t i inspirational yes you are Sunny

☞ you two always go a but overboard with the bubbles lmao but this woman only deserves the best o K

☞ similarly to Yoosung’s, you guys like to get everything done that needs to be done before you relax, so once you get out of the bath you can do whatever ya want!!! how swell is that!!!!

☞ usually end up watching a movie/one of Zen’s musicals because why not hmm?

☞ Jaehee likes to get an early night, so y’all are all snuggled down and ready to sleep at a reasonable hour, ready for your shift in the morning

☞ on a serious note, this woman is pretty affection starved so you make it your MISSION to shower her with love before she falls asleep

☞ i’m talking kisses, cuddles, the whole shebang

☞ when you’re cuddling you like to have a good gossip about the RFA and all that and you always end up all giggly and it’s just the best

☞ to conclude: every night is like a teenage girly night in that she never got to experience

Jumin:

♚ although he doesn’t like to show it, he’s always exhausted after work

♚ he has a lot of pressure on him and he constantly has to be focussed and alert, so by the time he’s walking through the front door he’s running on very little energy

♚ therefore he appreciates a quiet night with the love of his life <3

♚ of course, every night you have a nice meal and a glass of wine W I N E and chat about your day

♚ Jumin has learnt to appreciate the smaller things in life after meeting you, so he adores listening to your voice as you talk about what you got up to that day during dinner

♚ you could be reading the phone book out loud for all he cared, he just loved listening to your voice

♚ he’s usually too mentally tired to do anything like reading in the evening, so most of the time you end up either watching a film or cuddling on the couch

♚ you have enlightened him to the concept of slouchy clothes

♚ yes, Jumin Han has learnt to appreciate joggers and a hoodies what about it?

♚ honestly just the sound of Elizabeth purring and your breathing is enough to bring his stress levels to 0

♚ he’s tried meditation, he’s tried mindfulness, but nothing was as healing as having you in his arms whilst you stroked his hair

♚ after you’ve done the essentials like showering and brushing your teeth and all that jazz, you get into bed and just talk

♚ normally you end up talking about your future, and he goes to sleep every night dreaming about the life you will have together, and then wakes up every morning excited to make that life a reality

♚ to conclude: nighttimes are for recovery and comfort

Saeyoung:

☀︎ honestly? every night is different lmao

☀︎ Saeyoung is a spontaneous guy, so no evening is the same when you’re with him

☀︎ which is amazing, because it keeps things exciting and fresh !!

☀︎ however, there are a few things that don’t change

☀︎ like fAMILY DINNER Y’ALL

☀︎ every. night. without. fail.

☀︎ it’s SO important to you guys that you have time to catch up with each other and make sure that Saeran feels a part of the family because sometimes he likes to hideaway and doesn’t know how to include himself

☀︎ so dinner time is the family bonding time, and then you go back to doing your own thing

☀︎ do you find brushing your teeth boring? do you wish you could make it more fun? do you have a energetic red-head in your life?

☀︎ well then LISTEN UP

☀︎ TEETH BRUSHING DANCE PARTY

☀︎ EVERY. DAMN. NIGHT.

☀︎ like is said, this man keeps you on your toes lmao

☀︎ is this a bathroom or a nightclub the world may never know

☀︎ did someone say cuddle monster??

☀︎ because that’s Saeyoung lol

☀︎ idek why but i always imagine Saeyoung to be very physically affectionate, and not necessarily in a ~sexy~ way

☀︎ he just really appreciates physical contact

☀︎ it grounds him and reassures him that you’re really there and really love him

☀︎ I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN IT’S A HUGE PROBLEM

☀︎ to conclude: every night is exciting and spontaneous, there’s never a boring night with Saeyoung

V  / Jihyun:

❁ V is also a man that appreciates a quiet night in

❁ he’s had so much chaos and drama in his life, that quiet domesticity is utter bliss to him

❁ evenings are typically spent in a companionable silence whilst you do your own thing

❁ reading, drawing, whatever! there’s just something so comforting to him about being with you, without even needing to talk

❁ music has become an VERY important part of your lives

❁ we all know that Jihyun is a man who appreciates the arts, and music is no exception

❁ he’s had a stressful day? he’s feeling overwhelmed? put on some soothing music and you can actually see the tension melt away

❁ always trying out new recipes for dinner

❁ most of the time they turn out delicious, but some are just complete abominations i am so sorry

❁ but really? it doesn’t matter because you made them together and you had a good laugh about them

❁ one thing that you recently started doing was reading together in bed

❁ and i don’t mean reading two separate books oh no no no

❁ i’m talking the same book

❁ what a plot twist

❁ every night you take in turns to read out loud to each other

❁ it takes a while to get through book this way, but it also mean that you both appreciate every damn word because how could you not when they’re coming from the literal love of your life??

❁ to conclude: nighttimes are spent in quiet bliss

Saeran:

☽ every evening begins with a walk

☽ it’s a must

☽ Saeran just l o v e s nature, and it’s the perfect start to a relaxing evening

☽ Saeyoung picked up on the fact that you both like evenings to be a calm time, so when you two get home he tries not to be too crazy

☽ but we all know this bitch is out of control so it doesn’t last long lol

☽ Saeran secretly finds it so entertaining but bless he would never admit it

☽ Saeran finds a pleasure in the ordinary

☽ he has never experienced ‘normal’, so he finds so much comfort in everyday activities such as washing up, cooking, setting the table…things like that

☽ he hasn’t had much time to form his own hobbies/interests, and is still experimenting to find things that he enjoys

☽ so he loves watching you do your hobbies

☽ it really doesn’t matter what it is, he just finds watching you concentrate on something you care about so fascinating

☽ often you will offer to teach him and share your interests, and his face always lights up when you do so

☽ this precious boi i cry

☽ he just loves to learn i C R Y

☽ when it comes to showering and all that, he prefers to do that alone

☽ don’t get me wrong, he adores you and cherishes every moment he spends with you

☽ but he’s easily overwhelmed and needs time to himself

☽ it’s also important to him that he’s able to care for himself, so something as simple as washing his face on his own helps him feel like he has some control

☽ to conclude: nighttime is the time for self-care and exploration

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Thank you so much for the request, anon! I hope these were what you were looking for. Have a wonderful day💛

[belamourelysianlimerence]

SFW Alphabet

Tony Stark Edition

'Mkay. My baby here's not feelin' too good so, I'm gonna do this to see if she'll cheer up. Kay pumpkin'?'

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

'Uhh..' *shrugs* 'I think I'm affectionate. Kisses, hugs, other more intimate things. *scratches face* they're really... quite touch starved, so I want to take care of them as much as I can. Though I have been told that I can be quite obsessive and annoying..... I feel like I'm in marriage counseling.'

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

'You have to be cool to be my friend. You gotta know people, have hot rods, hot babes..... I'm totally kidding, though I don't just make friends on a whim.'

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

'I cuddle. Yes sir... mame... whoever is asking. I do like my own space, but if I get bored or tired of that, I'll grab 'em, and keep them close to me. Sometimes I don't even realize I need a break until they set themselves in my lap, which really snaps me out of my deep thoughts, and helps me "focus" on relaxing.'

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

'I do.' *looks over* 'I do want to settle down. If you had asked me years ago.... like seriously, I probably would have said yes, but my world didn't require that then, so I didn't feel the need. They can't cook, and apparently neither can I...

I have a maid who cleans, so... I don't want them to worry about that.'

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

'Huh... that's a hard one. I mean, I have my own methods. I have short relationships carefully planned out, categorized, and set up in their own filing cabinet.... but, for this one... I've never really thought about it...

I guess you can tell 'em how I was if it ever happens... but, it won't, so....'

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

'Tahdah!'

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

'Physically.... I-I can be romantic, and soft, gentle... I can also be rough and demanding. Emotionally.... they know the answer to that, and I'm not sharing.'

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

'Who the fuck doesn't like hu-Loki... Loki isn't fond of hugs. I mean, he'll hug, but not like a proper hug. I give the best hugs. Don't listen to the other avengers about Bruce or Thor. It's me. I hug them a lot. Just at random.

They like i- you like it, right? They like it... what are my hugs like?'

Safe.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

'Ooo. That's another hard ball. With them? Uh... it took me a while to get my head out of my ass, but luckily they helped. Got me some miralax. Do you know how hard it is to drink with your head up your ass? ....sorry, I'm... pandering. I was the first to say it. I'll say it till my dying day.

I love you.'

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

*sigh* 'I don't get jealous, I get... even. Someone is flirting or being inappropriate? I make their life harder for them. Put salt in their drink, or, make sure they are late to whatever dipshit job they have. Just a few inconveniences. Nothing nasty.'

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

'I love kisses. It's my favorite pass time. Especially them.

I could kiss you for hours...

and they let me. I don't think I have a preferred place to be kissed, but I know they love neck kisses.'

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

'Honestly, I used to be nervous around them, and I'm still a little uneasy around kids I don't know. But, my own kids are special to me, and I love them with all my heart.'

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

'I wake up first and bring them coffee after letting them sleep in for a bit while I shower, check on the news, etcetera... despite my lack of cooking skills... I make sure they're fed well and don't want for anything.'

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

'Same way.'

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

'It took me a hot second to talk about myself, my private self with them, but they're so easy to talk to. I feel like I can tell them anything. So, it's been really great.'

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

'I get angry when people I care about get hurt. Other than that, it's hard to truly anger me.'

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

'I know almost everything about them... I made a list that I keep hidden away in case I forget something. I have Jarvis take notes as well. I do try to remember, but I get so busy, sometimes I need help.'

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

'Gosh... I don't have a favorite... pahaha.. I know one that makes me laugh though. I had them take out my arc reactor for a hot second.

You surprised me, Pep was such a scaredy cat, and you were incredibly calm. I'm proud of you.'

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

'Yeah, no, you're not allowed around them unless I say so. Can they have their own friends... sure. But, if anyone appears sketchy, I'm on their ass. ..... I think all this saving the world has made me paranoid.'

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

'I like to think I go above and beyond. Dinner, dancing, multiple honeymoons in exotic places. I practically embarrass them with how far i'll go. They go beet red and hide. It's a bittersweet feeling.... and they liked the rabbit... it wasn't for them, of course, but they liked it. Take that, Pep.'

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

'Of mine? I... mmm... I'm a sarcastic, selfish, narcissistic bastard... I'll admit that. Other than that... I'm a worrier.. perhaps a people pleaser in some regards. But, I'm working on it.'

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

'I have no reason to be concerned. I'm sexy as fuck.'

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

'They're my heart. Proof Tony Stark has a heart? No, proof that Tony Stark can regulate a heart.' *points* 'They are my heart. Without my heart, I have no need for an arc reactor.'

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

'I don't know what this means.'

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

'Probably everything I am. Haha... yeah, in my case, opposites attract.'

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

'I get nightmares, they get nightmares, we help each other..... yeah.'

'Well, this was fun, but someone fell asleep on the couch, so I'm going to go get a blanket and watch some tv and go to bed myself. Signing off.'

[mercenary-jake-muller]

Fanart By Vanadise:

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Jake Muller's Journal || Entry 01

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November 12, 2019

"I hate days like these.

These types of days where I don't have to do shit. Just sit around all day and not do a damn thing.

People say I should relax more and sure, I like to relax some days. Hell, I need to sometimes, but what I hate is having to relax or sit around for too long. I always gotta do something or I just don't feel right, you know? I always think if I stay in one place for too long then there's a chance I can get attacked and hit the dirt as a forever resting place. Maybe it's the merc in me makin' me feel this way... Always on edge. Always in danger.

Since I got nothin' to do, I guess I'll just keep writing in this journal. 

God, I'm not really good at this shit--writing my thoughts down... Well whatever. Here goes nothing.

It's fuckin' cold outside. It's so cold that I could have freaking ice cycles comin' out my nose. While I was outside, my eye lashes were practically frozen together. I had bits of snowflakes all over me and my fingers were so cold that it hurt to move 'em when I needed to. Well, to be honest, the cold never really bothered me 'cause I grew up in it, yeah? Had no heating system when I was growing up. I only had my own body heat and one or two torn up blankets. When I was a little older, my mom would always try to make me get her blanket, too, but I would refuse 'cause I didn't want to make her freeze to death. I remember when I was real young, before she got sick, she would lie to me and tell me she didn't need any blankets to keep her warm. I'd always wake up in the middle of the night and check on her only to find her shakin' like a leaf, curled in her bed. I'd go grab all of my blankets and throw 'em on her and I wouldn't leave her side till she'd stop shakin'. Then I'd lay down on the floor and stay there with her during the rest of the night to make sure she didn't freeze  anymore. I didn't mind being cold if it meant she would be warm enough to sleep. After all, she worked all day, everyday, and I would be at home most of the time.

I'm in some fancy hotel room. The place is pretty nice and has air conditioning and running electricity and honestly it's way too fancy for me. There was a fuckin' towel folded up as a penguin on my bed. Like the hell? Who the hell gives a shit about what their towel looks like? Just give it to me so I can use it to dry off. The walls are all a dark red, the floor is a pale, tanned colored carpet, and the doors are the same color as the carpet. There's three fancy paintings of flowers and some of the other buildings that can be found in the town hangin' up in the bedroom, bathroom, and small lounging area. The bed has tan bed sheets and pillow cases and the blanket is a dark red-- almost the same color as the walls. There's a television placed on the dresser across from the foot of my bed, but I'm not gonna bother watching it. Never liked watching television, anyway. There's a big window on the right side of my bed. The drapes are the same color as the walls and the glass on the outside has frost covering most of it.

I'm only stayin' in this place 'cause a lady I was working for told me she was gonna pay for my stay while I'm in this small town. I finished a job for her two days ago. Had to kill some high and mighty prick who thought he'd win a mayor election by sending BOW's out to terrorize the town. He thought he could win by sending out military personnel to dispose of the monsters and pretend that he was the good guy. I hate people like that, who pretend to be somethin' they aren't just to get something they want. I'm not sure when I'll be getting another job. That's why I'm not leaving yet. Hopefully I'll get one soon so I can get the hell outta here and start movin' again. These jobs take me all over the world and I think I enjoy seeing the sights, culture, and people as much as I like taking up assignments. I really love tryin' new food and drinks, like different types of coffee.

Damn, coffee sounds good right about now...

Just sat down on my bed and got me a cup of black coffee while I was up. Took a quick shower to warm me up, too, and I kinda felt bad messin' up the penguin towel. Wonder how long it took the staff to fold it like that? Well, whatever. I bet they already have tons of others made that way, too. They gotta wash and dry the towels anyway. Got my pajamas on, also. Just a pair of navy blue, cotton pants. I never wear a shirt cause it's just uncomfortable wearing one when I sleep. Doesn't matter how cold it is, I still get too hot and sweat like a dog.

What else to write...?

...

Lookin' outside the window now as I gulp down my drink. It makes me warm up from the inside and so do a few memories. On days like these, where I don't have to do anything, all sorts of memories flood to the front of my mind. Good ones, bad ones... 

All of 'em. 

Used to, when I'd look out of a window while it was snowing, the snow would always remind me of my mom--and it still does, sometimes. Though, now when I see the snow... It reminds me of Sherry. It reminds me of the first day we met and how we had to survive together. I thought she was a preppy, know-it-all bitch who couldn't do a damn thing, but man, did she prove me wrong. She could beat the shit outta anyone and anything that got in her way and I bet she would have done the same to me if she had to. 

I remember when Ustanak, the crazy fucker, had shot down our helicopter and we landed in the snow. Somehow, we had survived the fall even though our parachute had gotten torn by the metal debris. I had blacked out and woken up to Sherry laying on top of me. My brain woke up real quick when I had lifted my hand to find it was covered in blood and I hurriedly got myself out from under her. My heart was pounding rapidly against my chest and a cold sweat came over me as I began to panic when I saw she had a piece of metal sticking out of her back. On the inside, I was freaking out 'cause some chick I just met was about to die in front of me. I kept thinking how it should have been me who should have had the shrapnel lodged into my back. Not her. Not some innocent woman. I doubt she had done anything bad in her life, while I had done all kinds of horrible shit...

She surprised me when she told me to pull it out of her and I thought she was nuts when she just begged me to do it. So I did. I pulled the thing outta her, tossed it to the side, and as I was about to start ripping pieces of clothing to make some sort of bandage, I was shocked to find her skin and muscles pulling themselves back together.

I gotta admit, that shit freaked me the hell out. 

After a while I got used to it. It was just part of her and something that helped formed her personality. I think she hated having it, though. Probably 'cause it reminded her of her parents and the shit she had to go through as a kid.  I never asked her about it, though.

I hope she's doing okay these days. Hopefully she isn't doin' anything stupid or getting herself into trouble. It's been seven years since I've last seen or heard from her. ...I wonder if she even remembers me. Well if she doesn't then it won't bother me. I couldn't care less if she remembers me or not. 

....

F U C K !

I spilled my fuckin' coffee all over me and my journal-! Son of a fuckin' bitch! Damn this shit burns like he--

.....

The coffee has dried finally and now I can end this entry. God dammit. Didn't think I'd get so  sidetracked while thinkin' about Supergirl. Spilled my own drink all over me and I had to change my pants. Now there's a big coffee stain over a few pages. Oh well. So long as I can still write in this thing. That's all that matters to me. 

Well, the sun is goin' down and I think I'm gonna get some shut eye. Hopefully tomorrow I'll get a new client so I don't have to stay here and get stuck in my memories for too long.

Jake Muller"

《You find some extra writing on the back of the page. It appears to have been scribbled over by three continuous, messy lines.》

"I need to stop thinking about her. Need to stop worrying about her so much. I'm sure she's doin' fine and has some pretty boy helping her out and giving her everything she could wish for. You can't give her everything she wants and you sure as hell can't stay by her side cause you gotta work. You don't wanna be like dad and leave her alone for the rest of her life... Besides, you're not good enough for her. She needs someone better than you. Time to move on, Jake....Even if you can't stop thinking about her. Dammit...

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[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Heartbeat-Chase Brody x Reader (Soulmate AU)

This is a story inspired by the Soulmate AU where: Your soulmate’s heartbeat is tattooed on your wrist.

Summary: The Reader is a close friend of Chase, and they begin to notice that his moods are almost correlated to how fast or how slow the heartbeat on their wrist is. So they start to wonder if there’s a connection or it’s merely a coincidence.

Hope you lovelies enjoy~!!

T.W: Sensitive topics such as suicide, depression, and alcoholism are mentioned, since this is Chase we are talking about.

There is a happy ending to this story, though, so don’t worry ^^

.......

“Yo what’s up guys? I’m Chase! And welcome to Bro Average!”

You smiled as you stood behind the camera, watching as Chase fired his toy Nerf gun off to the side, before he flinched back. 

When you go to edit the video later on, you’ll be sure to add in a crashing noise and the classic “Wilhelm Scream” just for laughs.

Finally, you had the chance to help Chase film his latest “Bro Average” episode, where the most he did was throw teabags and other tiny objects across the room and into mugs scattered around, making “trickshots” as he called them. Either way, though, his viewers loved it and it was actually earning him a couple bucks, so you had no problem helping him out.

After he made his first trickshot after several failed attempts, he ran around the room screaming and cheering, before he tossed his hat to the side and ran to you, grabbing the camera and shaking it a bit as he got up close and personal.

After that you hit the pause and laughed as he went back to pick up his hat. This man was such a goofball at times.

You glanced at your wrist, seeing the tattooed red heart “thumping” fast with the wavy, lines going across it now slightly jagged.

Yes. Since the day you were born, your wrist had this tattoo. Your parents told you that it reflected the heartbeat of your “soulmate”, basically the person you were destined to be with. But despite being in your late 20s..you haven’t found them just yet.

Of course, it was extremely difficult to figure out, since your only clue was a physical manifestation of their heartbeat imprinted on your skin. Either way, though, you haven’t given up hope.

You already crossed Chase off your list, as he told you he found his soulmate: Stacy. A lovely woman who he married and had two amazing kids with. But as of late he’s been running into some...marital problems that got quite severe, so he invited you over to his studio to take his mind off of it.

Several long takes later, however, you noticed that he was losing a bit of focus, and would openly blurt out how his life is crumbling to pieces because of his failing marriage...sometimes not even realizing it until you pointed it out.

And during those moments, you could see the heartbeat start to slow...

Eventually, you left him and took a break while he answered a call from Stacy. But when you came back into the conference room with some soda cans, you nearly dropped them as you saw the camera on the table still recording, and Chase slumped over in the chair sobbing, although he shed no tears.

You quickly turned it off and rushed to his side. “Chase, wh-what’s wrong?” Pulling up a chair, you sat beside him, wrapping your arms around him. He hugged you and whimpered softly. “I-I can’t take i-it, [y/n]...I..I miss them..”

A knot formed in your stomach as you knew something was seriously wrong. You’ve never seen him act like this, so it was scary. “Shhh..maybe we should take a break from filming, okay?” You suggested. “We’ll get you some tea and go back to work once you’re alright.”

“N-No..I’ll...I’ll be okay..” Sniffling, he pulled away and adjusted his hat, before he looked at the heart tattoo on his other wrist. “Just gotta do what I always do. You know, I put on a brave smile. And I put on my best hat. I do good work..I do a good job. Surely my soulmate can see that..right?” He gazed back at you, his expression forced.

You didn’t know how to possibly answer that, so you just sighed and nodded. “Yes. She does see that, Chase.”

After that discussion, Chase decided that he’ll finish filming the video by himself. Even though you didn’t really want to leave him alone, you decided to use the opportunity to talk to Henrik in his office, explaining your concerns for Chase to him.

However, at some point during the conversation, the doctor inquired you on your tattoo.

 “Tell me, [y/n]..did you notice...anyzhing about your little heart vhenever Chase did somezhing?”

You frowned slightly, unsure of how this was related. “Well ah...I noticed that it speeds up whenever he’s running around the room. And it..slowed down when he was crying over Stacy. But I mean...it’s probably just a coincidence, doc. He’s married and-”

“Ah..but..you see, it’s very common for people to mistake zheir true soulmate’s heart vith anozher person’s,” he chuckled softly, rolling up his sleeve to show you his tattoo. “It’s happened to me many time before...until I found my vife and my true soulmate. But many still believe in zhe fabled “love at first sight” myth and zhink zhe whole “soulmate” zhing is utter nonsense.”

For a few long moments you were quiet as you processed what he said, before your eyes widened. “S-So wait...are you telling me that this..” You tapped your wrist. “...could actually be Chase’s?”

Henrik opened his mouth to reply, but before he could get an answer out, a loud gunshot rang through the Septic household. The two of you immediately got up and rushed back to the studio..

Only to find Chase laying on the floor, a pool of blood surrounding his head with a gun laying in the palm of his hand.

And when you anxiously turned your wrist over....

The heart was still and the line was flat.

..................

It was well over a year after Chase’s life was saved and Jack fell into a coma, and things..definitely haven’t been looking up for the former.

He recently became diagnosed with depression not only because of his friend and the fact that he hardly got to see his kids anymore...but also due to the realization that Stacy wasn’t his true soulmate.

She was leading him on only because she admired his radiant personality and good looks, and that’s what utterly devastated him and made him resort to drinking away his problems. He had come close to hurting himself a few times...but thankfully he never got to that point.

Eventually, though, he had given up on the whole “soulmate” thing and believed he wasn’t destined for anyone.

You, on the other hand, became almost certain that he was the one. But anytime you tried to bring it up or even show him your tattoo, he’d start crying or change the subject and get angry if you tried to insist on discussing it. He even wrapped a bandage around his heart so he didn’t have to look at it anymore.

So you decided to give up on trying to talk to him about it. Once he was in a better mental state, then maybe he’ll give it a chance.

You could only hope he does. ...........

You took a visit to the operating room, where, as you expected, Chase was sitting beside a comatose Jack, bottle of Japanese whiskey in his hands. He gently grasped his friend’s wrist, carefully turning it over to see the heartbeat going.

“Y-You must be lucky to have a soulmate, Jack,” he murmured quietly. “I...I was considering just...getting a tattoo over mine. I don’ care what it is...poop emoji, another rune...anythin’ would be better than this.” Then he ripped off his own bandage, seeing his heart beating fast.

Meanwhile, you just stood there, anxious as Chase spoke of how badly he wanted to get rid of the very thing he was born with.

Then he sniffled and set Jack’s hand onto his stomach, before patting the top of it. “Hope you wake up soon, Jack...I..I miss ya.” He took another swig of his drink.

“Chase?”

Looking over, he saw you and smiled. “Hey, [y/n]..”

You could clearly see how awful and exhausted he looked tonight. There were dark purple bags under his eyes, and even with his hat on his hair still looked greasy and unkempt. The depression had definitely hit him hard the past two days, so he didn’t shower and hardly ate.

Speaking of which, you could hear a grumble echo through the room. You frowned and walked over, putting a hand on his shoulder as you gently wriggled the bottle from his grasp. “I have some food in my room. C’mon.”

With a small nod, he got up and you put his arm around your shoulders so he didn’t stumble as you both walked out of the room, turning the lights off and closing the door.

Once you made it to your bedroom, you set the whiskey on your desk before returning to Chase, who was now on the edge of your bed, staring off into space. You grabbed the McDonalds bag and opened it, taking out some chicken nuggets you bought for him, before handing him the package. 

“Here, I got you the 4 piece. It’s okay if you can’t eat all of them right now.”

He just stared at it, shaking his head and tears welled up in his eyes. “I-I don’t want it..” His voice cracked. 

“At least have one..or even half of one,” you pleaded softly. “I wanna see you at least eat something, Chase. Please?”

After a long while, he shakily took the box from you and opened it up, taking out a nugget and eating it slowly. You smiled, glad to see him finally eating, as you rubbed his back. He blushed at the gesture, becoming a bit more relaxed.

Within a few minutes he had eaten two of the nuggets before he closed the box and gave it back to you. “Good job, Chase. I’m proud.” You set it on his nightstand. Then you took off his hat and placed it over it. “You should get some sleep.”

“C-Can you stay..?”

You blinked in surprise at his question, but your smile returned as you nodded. “Sure. I don’t mind.” With a sigh, you helped him pull off his shirt, which was stained with drops of whiskey and possibly tears, putting it in the laundry basket, before you both got under the covers.

“G’night, Chase.” You went to turn off the lamp, only to stop as Chase grasped your arm.

“'m sorry for the way I’ve been acting lately..” He mumbled. “It’s just..I..I wanted to give up on the idea of...soulmates. But...a part of me doesn’t wanna. I keep trying to put it out of my mind..b-but..when I’m around you it somehow always comes back...”

You gazed at him thoughtfully for a second or two. “You only get those feelings around me?”

He nodded tiredly. “They..feel good but at the same time..I-I’m just scared that I’ll b-be wrong yet again..”

“Well.....you never know unless you try, Chase.” You sighed, deciding that he should know that you were, indeed, his soulmate.

“Try..?”

You wrapped your arms around him, bringing him closer to you. “Try laying your head on my chest. Then look at your wrist. If my heartbeat sounds like it’s moving at the same rhythm as your tattoo...then that’s the only way you’ll know for sure.”

Chase remained silent, confused and tense, but he just shook his head, his eyes watering back up. “I-I...I can’t, [y/n]. It..It hurts too much to look at. What if..?”

“Don’t think about the “what-ifs”.” You cupped his cheek, brushing away a stray tear that trickled down his face. “Just please trust me on this one, alright?”

Hesitantly, he nodded again and snuggled closer to you, resting his head against your chest. Since you had a tanktop on, he was able to press his ear against your skin so he could hear more clearly. Then he shakily looked at his own wrist, watching a listening carefully.

After a few moments, his eyes widened as he heard your heart beat fast...moving at the exact same rhythm as the “tattoo version” of it.

“Th-The rhythms are the..e-exact same..” Then he shifted away to look into your eyes, seeing your smile. “You...Y-You were right..” More tears began to stream down his face as he realized that after all this time...his soulmate was the one person who had been there for him all along. “I-I’m sorry I-I...I never..I shouldn’t h-have-”

“Shhh..it’s okay, Chase.” Tears formed in your own eyes as you kissed his forehead. “I know you’re going through rough mental patches. And I know love was a huge part of that, so I wanted to give you a break. But it’s okay now..” Your smile grew further. “We’re true soulmates. That’s all that matters.”

Chase choked out a sob as he smiled, too, before he nuzzled your chest, crying softly out of sheer relief. “I-I love you, soulmate..” He whimpered.

“I love you, too, soulmate.” You chuckled as you threaded your fingers through his hair, kissing the top of his head several times.

While you were aware that him finding his true soulmate wouldn’t magically cure his depression, at least now he knew that his romantic life wasn’t hopeless.

And that he had found the one who truly loved him....flaws and all.

[marseny]

- drink a cup of water. if water is nasty, mix something into it, or drink some milk or hot cocoa or sommat.  - eat a combo of simple sugars (candy, ice cream, jello--just a little bit), complex sugars (fruit, vegetables), and protein (cheese, egg, meat) - if you haven’t taken a shower in a bit, do so, as long as you need, or bathe. If you bathe, I recommend dumping 1/2 C of table or epsom salt + 1 TB Baking soda in the tub (salt helps muscles & baking soda makes bath silky!). Use your favorite scents, use a bath-bomb, use a mask if u have it, let yourself relax. Put some music, podcast, or tv show on. - brush your teeth (or chew some sugar-free gum, floss, rub with a cloth, swish some water around, etc.) - put some clean comfy clothes on  - watch cute cat/preferred animal videos, and/or snuggle a pet  - do some yoga or other exercise, and/or sit in the sun for a couple minutes. Fresh night air is also good, if the sun is a jerk and has already gone down - remind yourself about the things you’re in control of - in this same vein, avoid the news and discourse for a couple of days. if that means taking a break from social media, do it. I know ignoring the things going on for even a day or two feels like complacency and compliance, but you gotta take care of yourself first if you want to take care of other people. 

- following that, make a short list (like ~5) of things you want to and can do within an hour and do something from it! 

if you have nothing you want to do, fill your list with (low-energy) things you know should bring you some gratification. e.g. i like painting, writing, reading, swimming--but sometimes there’s no motivation to do any of them. Sometimes u just gotta kick ur brain and say “i’m doing it anyways, you punk.” Oft times, you’ll find yourself enjoying it. Sometimes you may also want there to be no expected outcome, “e.g. I have to write 250 words,” or “this needs to be a flower,” or “I have to lose weight from this,” or “I have to read all of this.” This way you can only be proud of what you’ve accomplished because you did something or made something and that’s all that matters because you did it! like instead of painting a flower, just throw pretty colors together. instead of doing laps in the pool, just float or bob or do whatever the heck u want. for writing, just free write or whatever. own it!!

like @burnt-kloverfield​ said, none of these things will make depression go away. I’ve got clinical depression and these are some things that help my mental state--or, at the very least, help maintain my meat suit. It will absolutely not feel better to go hungry, be dirty, or be uncomfortable, and will serve only to make depression worse. Take it from me--if you sit in your underwear for a week without showering or brushing your teeth, bingeing netflix, only leaving the couch to obtain a snack or go to bed, you will absolutely feel like garbage. Let yourself feel human! you’re worth it!!

If you have good health insurance (i know, i know), absolutely see a doctor and get some medication (if you have some already, take your meds!). The sooner you start, the sooner you can find meds that will help you. It’s unlikely that it will fix everything, because it’s not addressing the root problem (lack of serotonin is a symptom, not a cause), but it will help eliminate things working against you. (If your meds aren’t working, you need to go change them!) 

Additionally, if you’re a uterus owner with painful, energy-draining, or irregular periods, consider starting birth control for hormone regulation. 

[safyresky]

alphabetti tag game!!! not actually what it’s called but i’m calling it that anywho, I was tagged by the lovely @mellomadness and the rules are simple: answer the questions and tag pals and such you wanna know more about!

a // age: 22

b // birthplace: Mississauga ON

c // current time: 6:19pm

d // drink you last had: diet coke

e // easiest person to talk to: my housemate n pal @thewayhistoryiswritten and my biffer @shittyelfwriter and also the fluff! (coincidentally, I’m tagging u two :*)

f // favourite songs: Helena by MCR (all their songs really), Nine in the Afternoon, Dancing’s Not a Crime, The Overpass, Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time, and There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of it Yet  by Panic! At The Disco, Different Colours and Portugal by WALK THE MOON, Uptown Funk and 24k Magic by Bruno Mars, Sober Up by AJR, and River by Bishop Briggs

g // grossest memory: definitely the night I had a real bad stomach ache when I was like 12 or 13 and just threw up a ton of spaghetti undigested from 3am to 4am, I didn’t even EAT that much spaghetti and haven’t been able to eat paskets with sauce since

h // horror yes or horror no: blood and gore horror movies? no. pshycological horrors? on thin fuckin ice bc the anxiety those give--yikes. aestehtic halloween horror? heck yeah

i // in love: with Richard, the fluff, my boyfriend of like. 6ish years! guys he’s so cute he’s real sweet and very silly and he could yeet me across the room if I asked and he’s CUDDLY and FUNNY and anyway I love one (1) man (lately i;ve been calling him my blover bc of a drunk dani mix up of two words, and i kinda like it)

j // jealous of people: jealousy is my downfall, it’s bad, sometimes a girl could look at Richard and act friendly with him and it’s like. heckles raised, ready to fight

k // there is no k for some reason so I’m making one up and it’s kodak moment so like, a very fun memory that would be, according to those old comemrcials, a kodak moment(tm), and I gotta tell you about this one funny thing ok so, one day my dad mopped the downstairs floor and then shot me with a water gun and I had one in my closet so I ran downstairs and got him back and then we started chasing each other around the house and shooting these dinky ass mcdonalds brand water pistols and we both slipped because dad had just mopped and he went sliding into the kitchen feet first and I went sliding into the living room feet first (so it looked like this:  | __ ) and the fireplace stopped my slide and my mom’s legs stopped Dad’s slide and she just looked at us like “you absolute fucking dumbasses”

l // love at first sight or should i walk by again?: Love takes time, and patience, and communication. It could take lots of time, or maybe a few days, but either way it takes time so maybe walk by again and introduce urself and go on a date and see where it goes and how u feel

m // middle name: I have 2 but bc internet safety lectures are yelling in me brain, have the one: Rosemarie

n // number of siblings: 2! one brother and one sister!

o // one wish: to make people happy and safe :)

p // person called last: my neighbour Sharon!! There’s a nasty chain of thunder storms hitting us so I wanted to make sure she was ok bc she’s like this 60ish year old lady who lives by herself with 5 cats and a dog so yeah. She’s also soo NICE to us??? fuckin EH I love Sharon

q // questions you’re always asked: are you spanish? did you write remnants? who does your eyebrows?

r // another letter without a prompt so!! I’m gonna make one and it’s gonna be rain or sun? and honestly i think currently sun bc the rain we’re getting rn is flooding the block. Nice rain shower? where the sound is soothing and there’s a rainbow somewhere? nice B) torrential downpour with hail and power outages and flash flooding and 100kmh winds? (120mph ish) No Thank You

s // song you last sang: Do You Know What I’m Seeing? by PatD (been stuck in my head ALL DAY, prolly bc of the weather)

t // time you woke up: 7am babs!

u // underwear colour: 3 shades of gray

v // vacation destination: okay tbh my fave vacation destination that is doable has to be a lovely cottage by a lake with shitty cell service so I dont have obligations to call the fam and can just relax with the fluff and swim and soak up that vitamin d lads! 

other ideal vacations: hawaii: meet Ana, chill by a body of water, see waterfalls, etc. etc. I would want to see the bolvano but uh, the bolvano kinda fuckin destroyed the view place 3 months ago and is STILL going so that may not be a thing any time soon, heh. I’d also wanan go to that greecian island town in Mamma Mia cause dang it’s gorgeous

Dream vacation tho? Definitely a Grand Tour a la the Renaissance folks, catch me reading EVERY SIGN as I walk through fucking POMPEII bitches

w // worst habit: pulling my hangnails D: it’s destroyed the sides of my fingers/nails and I WAS painting my nails to stop it but then my nails took a hit so I stopped and guess who IMMEDIATELY picked at the smollest hangnails again? me D:

x // x-rays: only my teeths so far!!!

y // your favourite food: mashed potatoes (heart eyes)

z // zodiac sign: Libra!

I’m going to tag @shittyelfwriter, @thewayhistoryiswritten, @dona-in-character, anddddd anyone else who would like to do this!! consider it a general tag!!!! And then tag me when you do do it!! (and if you can think of a better R plz holla @ me)

[carisi-dreams]

anyways nick/sonny/you in a threesome is my absolute jam, and you seem to have big backstories for all of your kinda different situations, so i’m wondering how this arrangement got started?

hah, damn. this one really started from the idea that my blog originally was a sonny blog. but I also looove nick. (he was actually the one that caught me eye first. and it wasn’t until bingeing on netflix old episodes + scrolling through tumblr did I develop a hard on for sonny). and then I was thinking…what’s better than sonny OR nick?? sonny AND nick!!! so bam, fic ideas were born. I was also inspired by @my-sonshine and their hitman!au because I really wanted them to all be together together (in theirs sonny + nick were a brief one time thing that is 100% over). I try to be mindful about how I write that dynamic b/c in my ‘verse they are actually all in a relationship together, but I’m not poly so I don’t want to be offensive. (fyi to the previous anon ask I just answered about whether or not I’m into sonny + nick-in my threesome ‘verse sonny + nick are very much active in a relationship with each other just as much as the reader)

so it’s less an arrangement and really an actual relationship that they’re trying to figure out as they go since none of them have ever been in a relationship with more than one person before. it started when the reader was casually dating sonny and nick separately. that kicked up a lot of tension between the boys at work and the reader was really torn between them. it came to a head after the boys got into a scuffle over it at work and then came knocking on your door to settle it. nick was he one who suggested a threesome to blow off steam (which is not a great way to settle anything, tbh). 

everyone was on board for that and during the threesome nick & sonny didn’t interact with each other much. after in the bathroom as you were getting ready for showers you went to grab something in your room and came back to the two guys making out. sonny made the first move, nick was initially hesitant, but sonny’s soft encouragement helped him feel comfortable enough to go for it. they sprang apart when you came back in the bathroom with raised eyebrows, both beet red. nick is stumbling over his words and sonny isn’t that worried because you already knew he was bi, but he’s trying to get nick to relax. you assure nick that everything is okay and post showers you guys talk about it in the kitchen as everyone focuses on fixing something different (sonny a quick pasta, you a salad and nick poured drinks). you all agree, cautiously, to try dating each other. the first time you three grabbed drinks at a bar, which wasn’t much different than anything you’d done previously. you did that a bunch and went clubbing a bit, too.

then you graduated to dinners together at someone’s house before finally also going out to restaurants when you want. sonny fits into it well because he finds you both hot, he loves pleasing people and he admires you both. nick finds it more difficult since he’s coming to terms with his sexuality in a different way (he messed around in college, but nothing serious). everyone gets eased into it however they’re feeling so there’s a lot of sonny and nick kissing, with you around and sometimes not. lots of handjobs. nick is strangely shy around sonny in the bedroom so sonny takes the lead. (I think I wrote about that a little in my first 3some fic? I gotta go find it).

blah blah I could go on forever, but you get the gist! let me know if you want more in that ‘verse!

[memekingjrsupreme]

Ask Away Anonymously Or Not.                        (◕‿◕✿) All My Asks I Answered On My Blog Deleted, So I Decided To Make An Ask Meme Thingyy.

(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed? Closed, ain't no monster gonna get these feets.

(2) Do You Have Freckles? No, but most of my family does.

(3) Can You Whistle? Hell yeah, my only talent. I can whistle in and out too, I do a bomb ambulance impression.

(4) Last Song You Listened To. Brown Eyes by Lady Gaga I think.

(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour? Blue, Green, Orange. I don’t really like red or yellow, the rest are just okay.

(6) Relationship Status. Single but not wanting to mingle ;)

(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now? Cold? Like 68 degrees maybe (Fahrenheit because America is the only real country)?

(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky? Waking up makes me cranky, but I’m also sick so probably.

(9) How Many Followers? Only 204 rn, I don’t post content so whatchu expect (shoutout to all those pornbots following me).

(10) Zodiac Sign. Sagittarius

(11) What Is Your Eye Colour? Bluey-green

(12) Take A Vitamin Daily? I have some vitamin c chew things, but they kinda make me gag.

(13) Do You Sing In The Shower? If people aren’t home, or I can close all doors to ensure they can’t hear me.

(14) What Books Are You Reading? I can’t read.

(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14. I don’t have any books other than my yearbooks in my room.

(16) Favourite Anime? I’ve only seen one, so it’d have to be Cory in the House.

(17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of? My dogs? I don’t really cry unless I’m thinking about stuff late at night so.

(18) Do You Collect Anything? I really like figures like of any kind so like I’m one of the only people I feel that likes Funko Pop.

(19) What Did You Have For Lunch? Nothing, I woke up at like 12pm and I can’t cook well.

(20) Do You Dance In The Car? Not really, I sing though (I can’t drive so its only with other people).

(21) Favourite Animal? I literally would love to meet any animal ever, but I’ve always had a special place for dogs and elephants.

(22) Do You Watch The Olympics? Whom?

(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed? 2 am is the max I really do anymore, usually around midnight.

(24) Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now? Full face obviously (jk).

(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean? I don’t swim, but probably ocean since there’s some good sea boys up in there.

(26) Favourite Tumblr Blog? You’re all my friends and babies, but Otterlycrete since I tagged her ;) (how can you pick favorites though)

(27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water? Bottled unless I can have it from a filter.

(28) What Makes You Happy? Animals, family, friends, memes, graphic design (its my passion).

(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now. Too lazy.

(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without Music? With, otherwise I space out and don’t do anything.

(31) Dogs Or Cats? All animals are good, but I really love doggos.

(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be? Black. It’s dependable and adds structure to pictures.

(33) PlayStation Or Xbox. No. I really only use my computer.

(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean? This feels very similar to the other question, but lake or ocean to see swimmy animal bois.

(35) Do You Believe In Magic? Yes, as well as life after love.

(36) What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing? Black

(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue? Yeah

(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It? Hnnnng, spend.

(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You? Mmyes, the merch of Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson.

(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now? I only really get obsessed over music and albums, right now I’ve been listening to things like “The Fame” (as a good throwback), “Rainbow”, and “Poppy.Computer”.

(41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly? Yes.

(42) Are You Easily Influenced By Other People? Depends on the person, I definitely second guess things if someone says something but I’m usually strong in my decisions.

(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams? I had a dream about being in kindergarten and playing with penguins and an elephant last night.

(44) Do You Like Going On Airplanes? I don’t like the idea of them, but I’m fine with being on them.

(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry. Hidden Figures or Selena, both are ones I watched/rewatched recently.

(46) Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds? Peanuts

(47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be? Lana Del Rey, Marina and the Diamonds, Poppy, Katy Perry (again), pretty much anyone except T*ylor Sw*ft.

(48) Are You A Picky Eater? I don’t eat meat so yes I suppose.

(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper? Kind of, things wake me up but I usually don’t care enough to stay awake.

(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning? Love storms

(51) Do You Like To Read / Write? Depends on what I’m reading, I like the idea of writing but not actually doing it because it makes me feel self conscious.

(52) Do You Like Your Music Loud? Yeah, as long as I’m not bothering people.

(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents? Probably carve pumpkins because I suck at wrapping stuff.

(54) Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up? Body Electric by Lana Del Rey (issa bop)

(55) What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather) Winter (the best season).

(56)What Are You Craving Right Now? Nothing? Maybe the tofu from this one place (it's amazing), but idk.

(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed. Too Lazy (again).

(58) What Is Your Gender? I’m boy

(59) Coffee Or Tea? Both, those are my two favorite drinks how dare you pit them against each other.

(60) Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About? Yes. I gotta make some posters for a digital design class, but will I? No.

(61) What Is Your Sexuality? I’m not really into anyone in a very sexual way, I’d say I’m asexual. I’d rather be in a relationship with a guy though.

(62) Do You Make Your Bed In The Morning? No, its easier to get back into once I’ve decided I don’t want to face the realities of the modern world if I don’t make it.

(63) Favourite Pokemon? Arcanine? Charizard? Sceptile? Gardevoir? I love a LOT of them.

(64) Favourite Social Media? Twitter cause its like I’m friends with celebrities ;)

(65) What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories? I don’t use Instagram

(66) Do You Get Homesick? If I’m away for a little sure, I’m living at home before I go off to school so.

(67) Are You A Virgin? If you’re asking if I have a virgen de guadalupe candle, then yes.

(68) What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now? Some random stuff, it smells dank though.

(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free? I’d go sleep in a car rn, idk why but I actually really don’t mind it. Maybe it's the cold or something.

(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life? Yep.

(71)  Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters? Coco, it looks great :)

(72) Do You Miss Your Ex? WHOMST’VE?

(73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now? “Pushing my ex husband off of his own balcony has been the highlight of my day.” - Joanne the Scammer

(74)  What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest? Not really that they’re sexy but I like blue eyes, brown eyes, idk they’re all nice.

(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set? I could take it or leave it both now and then.

(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate? Soup and salad.

(77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone? Only Magikarp Jump and ACPC.

(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not? Who would just watch and let someone die…. What kind of question is this.

(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Of course, I’m a hooligan.

(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network? Not really, maybe a person I thought was familiar and wanted to verify.

(81) Do You Like Meeting New People? Not really, unless its someone I’ve heard of beforehand.

(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them. No, they give me anxiety (what if I lose them).

(83) Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed? 100% always closed, I’m not trying to have someone watch me while I sleep.

(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today? Classwork, listened to music, played video games (lazy day).

(85) What Do You Wear To Bed? T-shirt and shorts (I can’t wear long pants and I’d never sleep without some type of clothing).

(86) List All Of Your Different Beauty Products You Have Right Now. I’m ugly, what are those.

(87) Are You A Day Or Night Person? Night, its way more calm.

(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your Phone, Console Etc. Oh honey…. To many to name (my favorites are Overwatch, WoW, Smite, BattleRite, etc).

(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened. I once dreamed I was in an 8-bit arcade game a few years ago, nothing topped that one.

(90) Favourite Soda Drink? Dr. Pepper?

(91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite? I don’t understand this, but like animals and music I guess.

(92) Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More? Sweats, jeans remind me too much of where I live.

(93) How Do You Look Right Now? A mess, sis.

(94) Name Something That Relaxes You. Family (sometimes, friends (sometimes), animals, games, music, rain, snow, nighttime.

(95) What Tattoo Do You Want? A lyric/quote from the song “Spaceship” by Kesha. “Nothing is real, love is everything, and I know nothing.” or some variation of that.

(96) Favourite YouTuber? EthosLab, Xisumavoid (even though I don’t really care about playing minecraft), I also really like Jaymes Mansfield.

If any of you wanna do this, feel free :)

[saeran-choi-is-my-husband]

Hello~ How about reactions of RFA (+Minor Trio if you don't mind it) where MC is very stressed and her way of relaxing is taking naps​ in a bathtub fully clothed, with the water freezing cold (like... numbing cold). How would they react finding her like this? (I just realized how weird this request is;;) Have a nice day!

Hi~ Have a nice day too! Also MC wtf[ Admin Jiyeon ] 

RFA + Minor Trio and an MC who takes naps in cold water 

Zen:

So, he came home from his practice and he was not really tired, expecting to hear footsteps and someone greeting him

But no one did

“MC?.. where are you?” 

He had doubts. 

He was all ‘omg is she cheating on me?’ ‘was I not enough?’ ‘WHAT IF SHE’S IN TROUBLE OMG NO’ ‘WHAT IF SHE WAS KIDNAPPED’ 

And so, he ran upstairs and opened every door and he opened the bathroom last.

There was MC, laying down on the bathtub, fully clothed, soaking in cold water

“Babe?! BABE WHAT THE HELL?!” ANd with that, she woke up, panicking

“What what happened?! oh.. zen. hello.”

And so when  MC explained it was only a hobby, he was all

“..okay..” and slowly walked out

He would find her like this some times but he got used to it

Yoosung:

It was a usual day, he was drowning in LOLOL while trying to wait for MC to come home from work

But he didnt notice that MC already came home a few hours ago

And when he entered the bathroom to have a nice cold afternoon shower, he shrieked when he saw MC in the bath. 

He got sc a r e d and thought MC committed suicide

he started sobbing and holding MC’s hands saying ‘I love you please dont die! dont die’

And when MC woke up confused to a very sad Yoosung holding her hand

omg she could not contain her laughter

after explaining, Yoosung huffed and hugged her tight 

“I love you please dont leave me.”

But, even when Yoosung sees MC in the position at random times, he still gets a little worried

Jaehee:

It was a normal day at the cafe and MC got a little stressed out due to one costumer and she excused herself

luckily, it was almost closing time so Jaehee closed the shop to find MC

MC was soaked in the tub and Jaehee shrugged

She wanted to join so she took off her slippers and joined MC

When MC woke up, Jaehee grinned and said ‘let’s relax together, shall we?’

BLUSHY MC 

And they usually do this now after closing time for at least an hour

She did find it a little weird though but whatever makes MC happy, she’ll be happy

and when they do relax, they always play some classical music in the back and boom 

their night would be good

Jumin:

After Jumin came home from a long day of work, he expected MC and Elizabeth to come and greet him 

but only Elizabeth came

And he was all ‘???? where is my wife.’

He went to the bedroom and bathroom and when he found her laying down there in the bathub just chillin’ in freezing cold water

he found it weird af

“MC.. what are you doing.”

Cue MC just jumping up, stuttering and explaining this weird hobby of hers

Jumin was confused as fuck like how- why- what the fuck MC why are you like this

He just shrugged and left the room, drinking wine to forget whatever he saw

Since that day, MC tries to be more secretive about her hobby lmfao

Saeyoung/707:

This shit here thought it was a good idea

And he was all “hey mc let’s prank yoosung”

Ofc you  agreed, because it will be hilarious 

He took a pic of you just pretending to drown and a distressed Saeyoung. 

He acted and Yoosung fell for it

YooSUNG EVEN TOOK A VIDEO OF HIMSELF CRYING AND JUST DOING SHIT ABOUT HOW AND WHY MC DIED AND SAEYOUNG AND MC C R I E D 

IT WAS VERY HILARIOUS HAHA

ANd when they admitted it, Yoosung was all

i hate you guys why are you like this

but on a more serious note, he’d be very weirded out but he’d join you and try to pursue Saeran to join it as well 

Jihyun Kim/V:

okay so this nerd was looking for you because boi wanted to picture you

but when he saw you in the bathtub, he just took a 11/10 aesthetic worthy picture of you 

Expect him to have an artistic quote for it 

But he would grin adorably and wake you up with a towel and clothes prepared for you

“Darling, if you wanted to sleep, tell me, water is not a good way but I still love you.” 

Kisses on the cheek and forehead

Blushy af MC

“I’ll be waiting in bed, I’ll dry your hair for you, honey.”

He’s just being a sweetheart about it even though he kinda found it awkwardly weird

Saeran/Unknown:

MC WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU I FOUND A NEARBY ICE CREAM STORE WE GOTTA G O

he just rummaged throughout the house, just screaming ‘MC MC WHERE U AT’ and when saeran found MC

he s c r e e c h e d

poor baby was like yoosung and he got paranoid

oh no no no no no 

he was all mad at himself and was all ‘MC dont leave me please I need you!” 

And when MC woke up and explained

‘of course i wasnt worried, i just needed a person to be with’ “I was just.. you know concerned because stuff!” 

Acting all tsundere, huh?

Vanderwood:

kay so this boi wanted to let you know that he is going to work somewhere in Florida 

but where the fuck were you

he was a little worried because sometimes you’re clumsy since tangled wires are literally covering his house and it was a little messy

‘evEN YOUR HOUSE IS MESSY, VANDERWOOD’ “shut up saeyoung”

he finally found you-

what the fuck

mc please get out and take off your clothes at least please?  that’s not nice to look at ok

but bean here still loves you 

even if he scolds  you for this particular hobby

[queenieships]

For the otp meme: you and Davey? :oc

SEND ME A SHIP and I’ll tell you:

Who said “I love you” first

Oh gosh I haven’t actually thought about this!! I know Davey admits to liking me first but as for who says I love you?? I feel like I talk about being in love with him a lot but to other people whereas Davey would say “I love you” to me first c:

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

UM BOTH OF US!!

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

Davey would. I basically never get up early whereas Davey is the type to wake up from 5am-7am just naturally. He’d probably just write silly little things, even just “Good Morning beautiful!

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

Davey would probably buy me cheesy gifts simply for the fact that I am super easy to buy for - Davey on the other hand is pretty difficult? His passions aren’t really things that you can just buy little cheesy gifts for. Gifts for Davey are either big things like trips away, tickets to either a concert or a musical OR just some nice clothes because you can bet this boy collects button ups and dress socks and keeps them colour coded or something. HOWEVER he’s also insanely into joggers, I imagine he has a grey pair that he borderline lives in at home. BUT UH for me he knows anything that’s kitschy, cute or artistic is a gift I’d love so sometimes he’d just turn up with the cutest plushies or an insanely cool bag (if you want an idea of what kind looked up the company VendulaLondon!!) 

Who initiated the first kiss

I DID!! :3c I have it all written out in a fic lmao, or at least in the Newsies universe. In the modern one I imagine it’s kind of both of us lean in for it or Davey is the one to initiate it. 

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

like I said before Davey wakes up super early so it’d be him!!

Who starts tickle fights

Neither of us! Davey isn’t really ticklish at all (only on his feet but y’know) and I can be ticklish but I hate it I find being tickled really embarrassing?? also insanely afraid I’ll end up farting or something holy shit pls god no,,,,, BUT UM YEAH SO NEITHER OF US 

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

I imagine Davey is the first to suggest it and uses some dumb reasoning for it like “Hey I’m just trying to save water!! Think of all those poor people in the world who don’t have hot, running water and we’re wasting it all by having separate showers, how insensitive.” and like he lowkey kind of means it but at the same time just wants to share a shower with his cute gf

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

I would surprise Davey!! I wouldn’t put it past him to do the same to me but I don’t have a job whereas he does. I DON’T QUITE KNOW WHAT THAT JOB IS YET IN THE MODERN AU but I’d turn up with a bunch of different sandwiches, soup in a flask and absolutely some kind of dessert because I am sweet crazed lmao

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

Both of us, to a degree. Regardless of the universe we’ve both had time to get to know eachother and be comfortable talking to one another but in the modern AU most of our talking has been over the phone so seeing eachother face to face is always a little nerve wracking and there’s always the question of “What if I don’t like them when we’re together in person?” BUT LIKE OFC WE BOTH FIND THE OTHER INSANELY ATTRACTIVE IN PERSON LIKE, we’d seen pictures of one another and videos as well but there’s always things like… how does the other person smell, how do they dress, what’s their body language like, their posture - all those kind of things and in the end we just like everything about one another @smoochesforseven about how much I love Davey’s body language lmao,, 

Who kills/takes out the spiders

UM YA DAVEY. This is the other question that always has the same answer because I H A T E spiders. Hardcore arachnophobia over here ladies and gents. And Davey is fearless like he just sees spiders as little dudes he’s gotta deal with so his gf doesn’t jump out the window to get away from it. He’d probably fucking pick ‘em up barehanded too like ?? wtf Davey 

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

Probably me? I’ve never been drunk though and I figure regardless of universe, Davey has - especially the modern AU where him and the other Newsies guys are all buds and go to an academy together you can bet sometimes they just meet up and drink like a bunch of trashy dudes in their late teens/early 20s. Cuz of this, though he doesn’t really do it regularly or get like SUPER INTO IT, Davey is pretty casual about drinking where he doesn’t get drunk enough to do anything too crazy and he’s just a relaxed, smiley drunk. I’d probably be a touchy-feely, love crazed mess lmao

thank you for asking I looooved answering these!! 

[mmjjbbaannkkss]

2020 February 17-22 Planing Ahead

“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.” French philosopher and mathematician Blaise Pascal.

Waking earlier is enlightening. Eating at intervals and not binging calorie minimums has helped. Sometimes gym helps life, sometimes life helps gym. December it’s empty, February it’s capacity, and adjusting. Better weather, maybe I’ll take a lap around the block AM. Lats are tight, but didn’t know they reached so low on my back, almost middle curvature lower. Going to reduce salt and focus on gym fuel, whey shakes post workout, trying to cut. PRs are 2-3x, but BMI same, so my routine has to be honestly reviewed and altered, well thought out.

Mike O’Hearn talking about, bunk advice online, and how to ration meals consistently, the majority around a workout, and less afterwards, to increase metabolism  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujPVkWo03cY&t=503s has confirmed my thoughts on the issue. I once saw some YT’er say ‘when you’re lifting you don’t want to feel it in your muscles’ and then he drew on himself, and now I tell YT i don’t want to watch that shit. If you can’t feel it, it’s cardio, a time and a place for everything. 

Read “acidosis - an abnormal increase in the acidity of the body’s fluids, caused either by accumulation of acids or by depletion of bicarbonates” -- and now unsure if energy drinks are stunting ketosis. Hoping dehydration was simply resolved, but now knowing peri-workout nutrition, slow am carbs and green vegetables are good; and about to see how being legume free treats me, and metabolism betters with smaller meals, vitamin b, and taurine. So an energy drink, despite being sugar free, has bicarbonates/antacids to prevent acid-washing the muscles, a bazillion dollar industry. Maybe back to creatine/aminos/green tea, better nutrition knowledge, while pumping up and working out, but no more coffee. 

Week 3 (mixed: lite, slow)

#13 Heavy Push  /lbs

Treadmill 5 > Shldr Press *6/10305070- br/ > Plate press *6/25*4- > Pec Deck *6/100*3,115*2 > Lateral Raise *6/5*2,10*2 > Chest press *6/505070709090- > Pushups? *6/6666 > Dips *6/666-6- > Lock Pulldown *6/20304050- > Triceps *6/50*4 > Cable twists *6/30507090+ > Treadmill 10, stairmill 20, treadmill 5/2

Didn’t eat enough. Saturday I was supposed to do 7x7, not x10x6; C barley, 4 eggs, ½ L; gym, ½ L, bread, ½ L, done, sub roll 4 eggs, ½ L 30g whey;  > 

#14 Lite Pull  5*12 

> Treadmill /f > Lat Pulldown *10/30*2,50*4 > Palms In Pulldown *10/70708585100100 > 1-Arm Row *10/2530355065 > Lock pulldown *10/2030*2 > Supine row *10/4560*4,75 > Shrug *10/5050x > Preacher Curl *10/50*5,65- > Supine Curl *10/3040*4,50*2 > Delt Deck *10/35*6- > 1-arm prch *10/30*6--

Lots of people, would be nice to cut 15lbs and put on 25lbs; delt archer pulls better, biceps worst, abs were vertically locked, had to do my first vacuum poses just to stretch them, but better now

4 eggs, sub roll, water, sleep, 4 eggs, sub roll, water, sleep, toast cream cheese and grape/olives, sleep, burger gr yogurt, coffee; bread, ½ L, workout, ½ L, ½ bread, ½ L, ½ bread, done, 2C soup (n beans, yams, spinach, etc); sleep; 

#15 Slow Legs  

Treadmill 5/ > 1 leg *6/10*6LR > Horiz press *6/30507090110130- > Mules *6/507090110? > Deadlift *6/100*4 br/90m > Leg Ext *6/1030507090 > Leg Curl *6/60*5- > Sit Heel Raise *6/50*3,70*3? > Side Bends *6/35506580100! > Rope/Crunch *6/"⅝ o; 7090110?- > Twist *6/ >708090110? Treadmill /x

Shoes; busy; each set shoulda starter; 12 eggs short; all carbs, that was bad, opposite of good; gotta stop drinking coffee too; early day pushing limits; pancakes’ soy was safety factor in slow carbs, can catch up with bloodsugar if relaxing, no more pancakes w/o eggs or form of fat, too lean, and in a cut anyway, drinking whey home from store, waiting until hungry, then having can of beanless chili/chippos; they look like that so you come back, it’s like the tootsie rolls; and gym smells are right awful when you’re hungry; PR sidebends, lackluster performance unbelievable, busy, but also cold w 90min not an option anyway; bought better whey; mules need to be incorporated, my legs are pitiful, i never skip leg day, but it feels like I do; really want PWO on leg days, always ends in a cold shower powering thru without it; 

Pancakes (1 ½ C flour, ¼ C soy protein, ¼ C vanilla whey, 1 egg, baking soda, baking powder, salt, 1-3 cups water) ½ w chocolate hazelnut sauce, ½ L b/taur; 2/2 pancakes, water; gym, bread, ½ L, bread, ½ L, done, store, can bean-less chili, chips; burger, 4 eggs, 2 whole black bread; 

#16 Lite Push  60/lb/x

Treadmill full/ Shoulder Press *10/101030305050-R > Chest press *10/505070709090 > Pec Deck *10/11*6 > Rr delt lat cbl fly *10/LR15*6 > Hoist *10/1520*4,25 > Incl BB Smith *10/ 60*6 > Lock pulldown *10/ > DB Neutral press *10/(2)30*2;br/ > Side bend *10/355065*4- > Punch *10*4/20253035-! > Treadmill /x

Whey had a promo PWO via 6 Star, two doses, haven't had lately, not leg day, need meat; TTYL; some dude dancefloor close dunno what is what; but no crash for PWO brand, little dogged by getting up 8hrs early now; Need to make myself eat more eggs; Really starting to effing hate leg day; can only fundraise during debates, would be interesting and could be vetted donors, but transparency makes it unlikely w/in corrupticrats? If busy, grab a machine/spot, do variations w/ breaks, not relocating per ex; new shoes?

C rice, burger, coffee; c rice, burger, ½ L 30g whey; workout, ½ L PWO, bread, ½ L energy, ½ L water; done, c rice, burger, ½ L 30g whey; 4 eggs, 2 toast; sleep; ½ C yogurt; sleep; 

#17 Slow/Heavy Pull  

Treadmill 15 > High Row *6/35506580 > Chin-up ntrl *6/666-6- > Lats *6/LR30304545? > Low row *6/100*4 > Shrug *6/100*3,150*2-h > Delt Deck *6/55*4- > EZ Curl *6/2030/ > Prchr 1-Arm *6/304050*3,65*2 > Cable 1-Arm *6/2020252530- > Twist *6/x > Treadmill 5, stairs ?

If you are busy grab a machine and stay there; not busy, out of sight out of mind, clear the roots not the weeds, hit the weights;

Burger, C rice, coffee; ½ lb chorizo, C rice, ½ L 30g whey; ½ L energy; burger, 2 whole grain bread, ½ L energy; burger, mustard, 2 whole grain toast, ½ L V8 Caribbean greens; workout, ½ L amino/energy; 

Now figured metabolism, no meal without 4 eggs; blue for the resemblant of progenitor? Four years later, PR has doubled, BMI same, sick of it, can march mountains like a Román, maybe should start a row like a Viking; it's demeaning or whatever; haven't meditated in months, trapped in the shadow of thoughts, pensive to help myself dream to rest; getting up at 800 is shite at first; four years any day;

#18 Lite Legs  *10/lb 

Treadmill 5 > Body Squat *10/x > Side Bends *10/35*3,45*3plate > Horiz 1-leg *10/10*6 > ++Mule LR *10/60*6~ > Horiz Press *10/3050*5 > Leg Ext *10/101010303030 > Leg Curl *10/303050507070- > Twist *10/50*3,70*3 > Heel Raise *10/30*3,50*5 > Tricep Press Crunch *10/x > Rope Crunch *10/70*6 > Treadmill 16/

Super empty gym. Big Mood: Withered, Hath. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7O_952jo8w 

C rice, 4 eggs, ½ L energy; deli bread, 4 eggs, mustard; soda bread muffin, gym, ½ L (v8,energy), 2 soda bread, ½ energy, DONE, ½ L 30g whey; 3 slices saus pizza, buffalo dip; another 3/dip; 8hrs sleep

Sunday: deli bread, 4 eggs, provlone slice, ½ L 30g whey, 8 more hours sleep; C rice, 3 eggs, ½ L V8-green; ½ L Fujian China green tea & b/taurine; ½ tea/creatine;

Eating rationing meals, steady carbs, shrinks stomach, don't have to worry about eating every three hours unless it wakes you up, or you don't want to get up and make breakfast; row; dictionary; effing forgot to shave;

[xiaobanh]

too many tags lol

so i got tagged by ppl for tag games 50 years ago so i figured i’d just do them all at once LOL thanks to those who tagged me! i tag anyone who wants to do this :D

tagged by: @the-exocist​ , @fuckingminseok​ , @chabakan​

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better Nickname: tiff Starsign: sagittarius Height: 5′3 Time right now: 6:07pm Last thing I googled: ready for it taylor swift review (wasn’t sure if i liked it or not LOL) Favorite music artist: IU, exo, beyonce Song stuck in my head: crawl out of love - illenium Last movie I watched: inglorious basterds (so good omg) What are you wearing right now: gray tank top and shorts When did you create this blog: uhmmm august of 2012??? What kind of stuff do you post: well now it’s a lot of photography and aesthetic stuff LOL Do you have any other blogs: i do, but they’re both inactive and i’m planning on deleting one  Do you get asks regularly: nah, i’ll get one every now and then (whenever @174cents​ sends me an ask lol) Why did you choose your URL: in a roommate episode with pcy, he was keeping score for a game and he drew them in a really cute way so everyone called him chancasso  Gender: Female Hogwarts House: ravenpuff :D Favorite Color: i love pink Average hours of sleep: around 7 hours?? Lucky number: 9 Favorite character: hermione granger! How many blankets do you sleep with: 2, one covers the bed and the other covers me :D Dream job: biology teacher Following: 111

Posts: 1131 (used to be like 30,000 something but i cleared out a LOT)

Dream Trip: a stop in all the countries around the world, done in one year

Favourite celebrity: uhmmm chris pratt, john krasinski, emilia clark, zendaya

Favourite book: Dairy of a wimpy kid (I can relate so much to it,lol)

This or That Tag

1. Disney or Studio Ghibli? Studio Ghibli all the way 2. A book or a movie? both! 3. Comedies or scary movies? comedies pls scary movies make me so paranoid 4. Emotional or logical? i’m logical sometimes but i’m also very very emotional lol 5. Pastel colors or dark colors? Pastels 6. Candles or incense? Candles 7. Summer or winter? winter, i’m over summer 8. Museum or aquarium? both tbh 9. Halloween or Christmas? christmas aLL THE WAY 10. Peppermint or spearmint? are they not the same.... 11. Cake or pie? Cake 12. Forests or fields? Forests 13. Morning shower or evening shower? mornings, but i dislike having to wake up 30 mins earlier :( 14. Massive mansion or cozy cottage? Cozy cottage 15. Dinosaur kid or space kid? SPACE

questions questions ^^

Tagged by: @influentyeol (thank u cynthia <333)

1. Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

what

2. What were you doing at 11PM last night?

watching inglorious basterds with my best friend

3. How do you feel about 3AM?

3 am is very peaceful and quiet and if i’m awake i’m either watching a drama or studying for a test

4. I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

nOPE

5. You can drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

water (noice cynthia)

6. Do you like hickeys?

yes, but preferably in a place that can be easily covered by clothes (i don’t trust concealer bc it rubs off D:)

7. Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

right now, nope!

8. Do you always answer your texts?

i’m actually really bad at answering texts/message bc i’m rly busy during the day and i get tired when i’m at home, but i try my best to answer within 2-3 days

9. Last time you talked to one of your best friends?

on the phone, yesterday. over message, like 2 mins ago

10. Are you a silent or talkative person?

i’m fairly talkative, i like meeting new people, but if i’m in class or smth i won’t talk to ppl i don’t know unless i need to

11. Is anyone else in the room with you?

nope

12. Do you cry easily?

not really, i only cry when i’m watching a movie or a kdrama

13. What is your family like?

p cool, we’ve been through a lot but we’re okay now

14. What was your last text message?

i’ll see you friday then! (to the student i’m tutoring lol)

15. Most embarrassing moment?

so like i was at this party for labor day at my friend’s house and everyone was in the pool swimming and then someone was like ‘let’s have a race’ and i’m like hECK YES bc i used to be a competitive swimmer and swimming gets me excited but like i forgot i had on a bikini and that bikinis are definitely not ideal for competitive swimming and i was like all ready, and then when i push off the wall my boTTOMS ALMOST COME COMPLETELY OFF so like while i’m swimming across this tiny ass pool i’m like frantically trying to pull them up with each stroke and like not only did that happen, i also finished LAST and to this day i still don’t know if anyone saw my buttcrack while i was swimming

16. If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

i was about to say one on my nose, but i don’t think i’m edgy enough to rock a nose piercing LMFAO

17. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

i’m so glad i’m done with summer classes

18. Where are you going on your next vacation?

no idea tbh i haven’t gone on a legit vacation in a while

19. Where have you lived most of your life?

socal

20. Do you curse around your parents?

uhmmm i haven’t said anything worse than ‘shit’ around them i think lol

21. Are you happy with where you live?

i guess so, like i’ve been at my house for like 3/4 years now and there are times where i still miss my old neighborhood bc the neighbors were so nice there, and like this neighborhood is so suburban and the ppl are all like fake nice, but we keep to ourselves and i like my room so i’m happy

22. Words you can’t spell half the time?

massachusetts and sagittarius LOL

23. What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

watching inglorious basterds with my best friend

24. Do you cook?

every now and then

25. Name four things that you wish you had!

money, my own apartment

26. Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

yeah!

27. How is your hair?

the bottom half is messed up bc of bleach so i gotta get it cut and redone lol i rly wanna do a gray ombre

28. Think back to January 2007, were you single?

YES LMAO i was like 11 then omg

29. Are you nice to everyone?

i try to be!

30. How do you feel about sea aquariums?

I LVOE THEM

music shuffle thingy! i’m supposed to put my music on shuffle and post it

tagged by: @pcyoshie​

1. if i get drunk today - suran

2. it’s you - super junior

3. no jam - kisum

4. congratulations - day6

5. i’ll pick you up - standing egg

6. good thing - NCT 127

7. drip, drip, drip - standing egg

8. i like that - sistar

9. wind beneath your wings - mc the max

10. second lover - standing egg ft. san e

i recommend all these songs tbh other than good thing, i like that, and no jam, they’re all p mellow and great for studying/relaxing ^^

All Tag Game

Tagged by: @the-19th-cloud (deactivated :( )

Rule: list your URL in song titles 

C - complex - zion t ft. g-dragon

H - how do you think - cheeze

A - and july - heize ft. dean 

N - no makeup - zion t

C - cover up - taeyeon

A - all for you - seo in guk & eunji

S - stay - blackpink

S - stop the rain - eric nam

O - oasis - crush ft. zico

If you receive this, post random things about yourself and then pass it on.

i’m currently a student teacher and i’m enjoying it so much :’)

i’m no longer in a relationship and i am happier now

i really like pretty/aesthetic things

i love my dog

her name is maisie

and i love her

Rules: 9 questions, 9 answers and 9 cute people (or as many as you want ☺️)

1. What was the last movie you saw?

inglorious basterds

2. What was the last song you listened to?

crawl outta love - illenium

3. What was the last show you watched?

the office

4. What was the last book you read?

game of thrones by george rr martin

5. What was the last thing you ate?

noodles with stir fried veggies and tofu

6. If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?

i’m happy where i’m at now LOL

7. If you won the lotto and millions of cash, what would be the first thing you buy?

pay off the house, finish paying for uni, and then save the rest LOL

8. What fictional character would you like to hang out with for a day?

jon snow bc you know.... ;)

9. What was the last fandom you joined?

rick and morty!