heading off to my job where I sexualize completely average men
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tma avatars: “we're gonna fuck you up in the most terrifying ways imaginable, we're gonna leave you with long-lasting trauma, both physical and psychological. you'll regret ever coming into contact with us.”
tmagp avatars: “i'm made of needles and i love cuddling people you don't think i'm scary??? >:(( how dare you” “i grew a goatee and started dressing up as a mysterious figure just because i got a cool haunted artifact. alright let me just roll this cursed dice one last time, it's surely not going to kill me brutally”
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Eddie, shoving his phone into Steve’s face: Stevie, baby. What’s the wildest thing you’ve done for love?
Steve: Uh… I ditched my childhood best friends for a girl that cheated on me.
Eddie: Was kinda hoping you’d say something about our relationsh- Wait. Steve, you fought a monster. You literally rescued your girlfriend from a monster.
Steve, no big deal: I mean…yeah. I guess. Everybody does that.
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